>b-but this hack was nothingSwitch 2 is already running homebrew
Tendie meltdown incoming
>>750214186tendie meltdown already in progressthey are out in force ready to raid all threads related to this
>>750214186When was the last time tendies didn't have a meltdown? A decade ago?
>>750213739>might just as well be something running on the smilebasic itselfNot convinced. Run retroarch or something.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>750213739I got no dog in this fight, but wasnt the Switch 1 hacked in like a single year? How is this even surprising?
Show it running a pirated game, who cares about homebrew (troonbrew)
>>750214186 Shut the fuck up retard. The argument has always been simple; Pirate Steam games all you want. use whatever PS5 or ps4 emulator to play Bloodborne or whatever movieslop game you feel like watching. But for the love of god leave Nintendo out of it. They're the only video game company, maybe the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than money. Ithonestly sickens me that greedy scum would go out to hurt such wonderful people who are developing games and releasing consoles purely for their love of the art form just to be molested by Indians with AI chat bots and snoyggys taking out loans to spend on Claude tokens just to get a win over "muh tendies. Is the death penalty too harsh for you faggots? Maybe. but this makes me blood boil like nothing else.
>>750214637lol
>>750214637I think you might be mentally ill, this isn't a healthy response at all.
>>750214637Pedo faggot
Palworld running on Nintendo hardware when?
>>750214637Well, no, actually all pirates are lazy self entitled faggots.
>>7502146372/10 bait. Too forced.Palworld won.
>>750214637didn't read, gonna emulate oot remake day one
>>750213739>this one time three years ago, I broke my arm>i was informed improperly that my keys were in a throttling woodchipper>alas, they were not>i shall never wear a cast again
>>750214637This might be bait, but there are tendies that are unironically like this
>>750214495>wasnt the Switch 1 hacked in like a single year? How is this even surprising?yes but that was due to a holy grail once in a blue moon hardware fuckup that was patched in 2018 models, and there hasn't a single hack to softmod those in 8 years, only modchips
>>750214637>that actually cares more about their customers than money.aren't they the ones that sell 10yo games from previous gen @ 80$? that drip feed decade old games @ 20-30$ that were emulated decades ago in the vritual console? that sell drifting gamepad @100ù?
>>750214843>2/10It got three seething retard snoys to respond seriously, it's at least a 3/10.
>>750214637do you have a diaper fetish?
>>750213739Thank GodMy 2nd switch 2 has been collecting dust and im not paying $60 for games that should be 5 or less.
>>750215317kek I remember him
At this point, why the fuck would you even get a KEKsole? Recomps, decomps, emulators, piracy, free online, PC has it all. Are consolefags just good goys for corpos?
>>750215426I'd rather not associate with...your kind.
>>750213739software jailbreak switch 1 permanently already with 1 click so i can get nintendos entire library lel
>>750215426You need to jailbreak a console before you can reverse engineer it and even figure out how to dump games
>>750215426>Are consolefags just good goys for corpos?Yeah.
>>750215490Thanks! I think your kind too.
>>750214637Nintendo inspired Sony
>>750213739>>750214186who cares nigga we finna gonna play GTA VI day one on ps
>>750215634Not playing in sub 30fps lol lmao even thanks for beta testing
>>750215426He a wizard?
EricGODS won, n*nceldos got raped and gaped
>Switch 2 hacking threads
If all nintendo games were $10 a pop i would just buy them. 60 for 10 hours or less of content is an insult
>>750213739wooow, colorful cube, I'm so impressed
>>750213739>AI vibecode slopmodern day hackers are so sloppy, how disappointing. I wouldnt trust something that allows backdoor access onto your Switch 2 btw unless you enjoy seeing people watch you sleep.
>>750216631>turns off wifi>delete all CC info Wow that was easy
>>750216406
FTP software now availableOne step closer to playing pirated content
My dad works for Nintendo I'm going to tell them about this you're not getting away with it! Stop hurting Nintendo!!!
>>750213739BLENDER CUBE HAS BEEN PORTED TO SWITCHPCBROS THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCYCODE RED CODE RED PULL THE FUCKING ETHERNET CABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>750214637Most sane tendie kek
>>750215609Saaaaaaars
>>750215426Because a mid tier gaming PC is now like $3000 so even with the maximally goyed-out subscriptions, fees, and game prices, a console at least makes financial sense now, unlike in the pastYou can buy a switch 2 and literally every game worth playing on it for the price of building a PC and still have money left over, that is the absolute state of hardware right now
So a CS Freshman project can run on homebrew.
>>750214637>They're the only video game company, maybe the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than money. Didn't they charge you $20 for a GBA Pokemon ROM?
>>750218658YesFor now
>>750214637>that actually cares more about their customers than money.lollmaoGamefreak has been shitting smellier turds every years and the only thing Nintendo did was trying to lawfare out the competition to ensure there is nothing but shit available in that genre.You are a fucking cultist if you think your billion dollar company give a flying fuck about you except to ensure you will buy 2 copies the next year.
>>750218687Nope, that's Game Freak
>>750215165>if you cackle maniacally at ninpedos you're not only angry but are also a sony fanboy Does this make sense to you?
>>750218951Which how much you seem obsessed with Pokemon, I'd think you would be aware from the giga leak that Nintendo offered to help Game Freak with development, but Game Freak refused.It's also quite funny the single bad thing about Nintendo you could come up with to counter his post is a series of games that's completely out of their hands.
All these retards saying this was nothing are real quiet.
>>750219262It is nothing though. it's still just userland. You're gonna see homebrew memes nobody cares about and that's about it. No dumping games or keys which is the holy grail that unlocks emulation.
>>750219596Explain the process of modding a game without dumping it.
>>750219246Doesn't change shit.If they gave a fuck about their customers they could have decided to do nothing and let GF feel the heat of their laziness for the first time in decades.Instead they decided to take choice away from their customers.That's the exact same level of "fuck the customer" than any other vidya company.
>>750219803Game genie
>>750219803It's an exploit that manipulates memory. Basically you inject the mod into the already-running game by changing what's in the RAM at the moment. If you turn the console off the jailbreak disappears. The game itself is still encrypted and ROMfs can't be dumped.
>>750218687>>750218687Pokemon is only 30% owned by Nintendo tard, if you split it evenly and ignore other splits then it wasn't even 8$ that Nintendo was charging. How fucking desperate are you to win that you need to argue that 8$ is too much for a video game.
>>750219803Actually yeah this is a good analogy >>750219942 it's the same thing gameshark and action replay would do. Modifying memory.
>>750219951>>750219942So the RAM can be dumped while the game is running but not the game itself?
>>750213739Why not just buy a Steam Deck?
>>750215634Kill yourself you psychotic cunt. This thread is about pirating Nintendos baby shit, not stealing real games like a fuckingy nigger.
>>750214637If they care about me and not the money, why don't Nintendo want me to buy their games for the hardware that I own?
>>750214637shitty bait
>he's reposting and repeating his own threads word for word now
>>750219951>The game itself is still encrypted and ROMfs can't be dumped.yeah... something's not right in that case.im sure anybody would agree you do need to SEE at least the rom fs if you want to mod a game like they were doing with MKW, and lets not get into file formats and such, since i really doubt they used the formats from previous games for that.
>>750219951Wrong.fs is the module that reads and decrypts game content. Controlling it should let you read decrypted executables without knowing any keys because the hardware does the decryption on request.
>>750220519It's a general purpose computer that runs code. If you can't and don't want to control what code runs on it, you're a retarded cuck and you deserve to be exploited and swindled by greedy corporations who hate you.
Stop replying to baithttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/pirate%20steam%20games%20all%20you%20want/
>>750218564>You can buy a switch 2 and literally every game worth playing on it for Deluded TendieGOY.
>>750220367>>750220519Yeah you're right, I read the writeup and it's not just memory modification>>750220063Nah it has filesystem access so it's actually able to change game files, though I'm not entirely clear on what differentiates this from ROM dumps needed to port the games to another platformAt least to make an emulator you'd want access to the kernel which it doesn't have
>>750215426>when your 12K dollar PC can run a 500 dollar portable console (if you pay the pateron)
>>750221107Name one.
>>750221056How can you change files you can't read?
>>750221323I was wrong, it can see the filesystemhttps://pepsipu.com/blog/2026-10-switch2-jailbreak-ns2jb/
>>750221402How can it read the file system of a game but not be able to dump it?
>>750221217one what?
>>750221537One (1) paid emulator that anybody actually uses over a free one. I'll wait.
>>750221536That's what I'm wondering. The blogpost makes no mention of actually dumping games, which may be a way for the exploiter to cover his ass, but realistically if you can mod games you have to be able to dump at least part of the game, right?Only limitation I can imagine is the actual act of decrypting still has to be done on switch 2 hardware, since the keys themselves are not in anyone's hands. But if fs is exploited then what prevents someone from dumping a whole game and uploading it to the internet decrypted? And if you have ACE with system permissions, what prevents loading files someone else dumped, i.e. pirating games?
>>750221536it can be dumped and I've seen 2 known hackers by now doing it but for obvious reasons they didn't upload them. be the first?
>>750215490>t. tripfagI don't care what side you are kys
>>750218564My PC makes me money tho.
ERIC WONPALWORLD WONTRANNINTENDO LOST
>>750221890>>750221980It makes perfect sense if the hacker didn't say what he did in full to cover his ass and this really is that big of an exploit and he didnt want somebody telling nintendo who could just take the game down behind closed doors.
>>750222308so that's how it is.Yeah that confirms it's a nothingburger nothing to see here :^)smilebasic was already taken down
>750214637Not falling for your faux rage bait tendiecuck, i'll cuck you out of this (You) as well as your games soon.
>>750217754someone datamine Kirby Air Riders unused things, next week there's an event
I have tendie fatigue
>>750217754this is also from him
>Literal nothingburgerWow!
>>750222445>totally not angry
>>750213739>Tendis SWORE up and down for a year that Switch 2 was impossible to hack and it just couldn't be done >Gets hackedOh I'm laughing! Metroid Ravenous, Ocarina of Time Remake, the next 3D Mario?ALL DAY ONE FOR FREE ON MY PC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>750222576What do you mean "we are still way off"?
>>750222415Games being dumped means recomps aren't too far off.
>>750222576The thing is, most of these guys involved in the hacking scene are intensely interested in CFW and homebrew, but everyone on the outside looking in just cares for dumping games so someone can get emulation or ports going.If it's possible to rip switch games without a full stack exploit then we don't need one. Nobody actually cares about running arch linux on a switch 2.
>>750222626>Totally not furiously shitting his diaper
where are the game dumps?
>>750222658Post your specs.
>enters thread>majority of the posts are filtered
>>750217754This is moving quickly
>>750222886They obviously don't exist because nothing has happened.>>750222949Too many indians shitting up the board.
>>750222723TWO MORE WEEKS!
Hax bros...it's over...we got too cocky...the ninjas gottem..
>>750223258>nintendo would rather send messages to jeet hackers than their loyal autistic fanbaseOoof... tendiecucks...
>>750222576>just one exploit in userland is not enough to do what most consider a "jailbreak"More proof all of this was a nothingburger that won't led to software modding. Enjoy more squares on screen I guess
>>750222949>enters room>majority of the walls are paddedwelcome home tranny
>>750223780
The most curry thread at the moment
>>750214545Homebrew would be amazing actually. Switch homebrew is blowing up but it doesn't have the clock speeds to really fully utilise it.There are vita, wiiu emulators. PS2 emulators and it's getting recompiled Xbox and Xbox 360 games but none of these run full speed. Switch Homebrew on switch 2 with access to its higher clock speeds would mean ALL of this at full speed. It would be fucking so good
>>750222929RTX 409064 GB RAMInsecta-Core i9 Penicillin Perhaps this is too much for that....2017 spec console lol
>>750213739This is literally a fucking smilebasic demosmilebasic is a program on switch and switch 2 that lets you make games, and yes you can actually program touchscreen controls into the games you makeGod I fucking can't stand how tech illiterate you fucking reddit tourist zoomers are
>>750224064Fully hacked
i have already installed the update that blocks this and will be actively checking for more updates i have a steamdeck to run homebrew and bought the switch 2 knowing what it was
>>750213739https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/50131/~/how-to-report-potential-infringements-of-nintendo-products
>>750224382>needing to report anything>when the nintendo ninjas were in the yuzu discord monitoring it the entire timeI bet there's nintendo ninjas in this very thread
>>750222576Even SciresM(the main guy behind atmosphere) basically said this gets you nearly everything you want from a hack. This was after having a existential crisis that a LLM found this since he hates them.
>>750223021AI sure is something.
>sold my switch 2>this happensyou're welcome guysi bought smilebasic anyways in case i decide to rebuy a switch 2
>>750225608>i bought smilebasic anyways in case i decide to rebuy a switch 2How's that gonna help you when you will have to update the firmware to one where the exploit has already been patched to even download smilebasic?
>>750224064No it's notCope harder tendie subhuman
>>750213739>Hack switch 2>it starts telling me about the time it ate boiled peanuts.
>>750224573You'd be surprised how much personal information was provided in the original links and github when this was first posted Wednesday evening, threads on this site have been pretty useful and even moreso in tandem with idiots on twitter
what do you call someone that wants to make modifying what you bought illegal?
>>750227269Snoy
>>750227269Shirley
>>750227269tendiesnoy
>>750227269Sony V. George Hotz
Eric was so asshurt about PS5 already having an emulator, he took out a load and spent $40,000 on Claude tokens trying to hack the Switch 2
>>750227269Brickendohttps://www.defectivebydesign.org/nintendo
>>750215490who cares what you think faggot
>>750226570>Nintendo Defense Force
>>750214637good one anon
>>750227661he doesn't have that kind of money, he still owes a lot from his asylum stay
>>750221658>that anybody actually usesits sad how you set yourself up immediatly for a "it doesn't count who cares ok"
>>750228120Just because your mom has an onlyfans doesn't mean everybody has to pay for sex.
>>750227661Based Eric raped and gaped the tendies
>>750226272DOWN CLOWN FROWN TOWN
Are spics really the bad guys?
>>750228747why are all hackersnoys having that skin complexion ?
>>750213739It was inevitable, but how will they get around Nintendo's killswitch that bricks consoles?
>>750228832Browns have a predisposition for theft
>console hacking went from a 130+ IQ requirement to 95+It's over
>>750228975PCjeets are so pathetic
>>750228975>consoles in 2006 - dual boot Linux, web browser, media player, free multiplayer>consoles today - lol lmao even
>>750224064nintendo deleted the game from store retard
If you support cfw you are brown simple as.
enjoy your malware piratefags
>>750214843it got (you)s. it was a 4/10 bait.
>>750225245because he has to pretend "everything you want from a hack" doesn't include piracy, because talking about it is probably against the rules of whatever discuck he's in (so he is baiting the quoted people into getting banned)Until someone puts a playable switch 2 game on the x86 personal computer then the hacks aren't good enough yet
>>7502177542 more weeks
>its a nothing burger>its the first step>lol its actually more then the first step we can run emus on this now>no, its been blown wide open we will have kernal in a few days>lmao no, kernal is a few YEARS awayWHY CAN NO ONE AGREE E
the switch 2 still hasn't hit my threshold of 5 exclusives i really want to play for me to justify purchasing one, but i'm glad to see this sort of thing happening so soon into its lifecycle. maybe when it hits 5 games i'll be using some homebrew apps
>>750214843Acknowledging something as a bait and STILL giving a seething response is impressive.
>>750214637Pedo.
>>750230179They're talking past each otherAny public figure who knows anything is scared to death about even whispering the word p*r*cy so they have to act like the goal is running their homebrewed open source pong clone on it, which means it's already good enoughMeanwhile tourists all intuitively know the goal is total DRM death like with every other console jailbreak, so they ask the above group how good the hack is and get confused when told it's a big deal
>>750230386Indian
>>750230179It has caused a bit chaos within the switch hacking scene. Usually these kind of exploits are sat on for a long time by a small group and explored more before it is released. But since it came out of nowhere from someone outside the scene that didn't happen and anyone had to go on was the blog post to give all the details of it. On top of that it was done by a LLM which caused some people to melt down over that.
>>750214637Good bait made me reply
>>750229565Isn't github pretty anal about all code in the platform being fully accesible? Why don't they just take it down?
>>750214637I know this is bait, but there’s definitely tendies that unironically think this way and it makes me want the switch 2 to get cracked even harder
>>750231112github is barely moderated, there's a shitload of malware in the form of blobs and links let alone theoretically-available-but-obfuscated code. You can upload or post whatever, there's nobody sitting there looking everything over. Unironically 4chan has better content filtering than github.
>>750226272Thats the dumbassahedatron, That guy's legendary.
>>750214637Lol kill yourself retard
>>750230179it's aislop and vibecode, nobody can read it so nobody knows if this is actually the start of something, or the best the code will ever do
>>750231342I imagine so considering the amount of shit they host but it takes milliseconds for a janny to pull down a clear and potentially dangerous page like this.
>>750230783Puerto Rican
>>750214637Please tell me this is a troll.I can't tell anymore.
>>750231015>On top of that it was done by a LLM which caused some people to melt down over that.anti-ai sentiment is simply boring and gay now that the tech is actually decent
>>750213739That’s great, I just hope everything doesn’t get pirated yet
>>750229565>CFW toolAFAIK the exploit only gives you sysmodule access via fs, which is really big, but it's still a long ways away from anything needed for CFW.All of the "homebrew" clients are just frontends. We're at the point where we can inject into video games, but we don't have particularly privileged access quite yet.
>>750231802the problem with aislop is that the people who do it don't know what they are doing, whenever you want to go next step you practically start from scratch with your vibecode, the AI needs to start again even if you learn the prompts, you control nothing
>>750230179It's not a nothingburger, but it's not the golden goose that doomsayers + hypebeasts want it to be. It's a really great public demonstration of escalating privileges via sysmodules, but the key elements needed for CFW, emulation, prodkeys, etc., haven't been cracked yet. The problem, iirc, is that this is where the Switch 1 is actually still strong, and there isn't any reason to believe the Switch 2 is weaker in this regard.The timelines are all weird because nobody knows just how far asset attacks via LLMs can go. This isn't even a "haha Nintendo can't secure a machine" moment. This is a fairly unprecedented attack vector.
>>750214637put me in the screenshot, niggers!
>>750214637Patriot.
>>750231802At this point it's mostly actual retarded people saying shit like "ai is bad because data centers use water"It's scary how common it is for people to not comprehend anything and just pretend they do, repeating words and phrases they heard recently without having thought about them at all. Like the goal of thinking is to finish thinking ASAP, and the optimal method is to use heuristics that take you directly to a thought-terminating cliche>hear about thing>did AI do this?>AI bad!>thought successfully ended, resume scrooooling
>>750214637Has there EVER been a single pro-tendie post on this site that wasn't an ironic falseflag
D:\home\Project\SilverStar\App\Rom\Ounce64\Product_CSPGO_Optimize\code\SilverStar.nss>Donkey Kong Bananza
>>750231802The problem with LLMs here isn't they were used in the pipeline. They incredibly powerful when they're pointed towards specific tasks, but haphazardly using them leads you down some problems>little to no reproducibility >unintended side effects that could brick the machine>no validation that the task at hand was actually achievedetc etc.The exploit here was legit, but the last 36 hours have seen like 1-2 script kiddies on twitter actually brick their machines, a guy announcing homebrew when he just made a frontend screen for future homebrew, people tossing out malware claiming to be a CFW tool, and so on.As usual the problem is that the powerful tool enables people to be lazy doing the small stuff, so they use it to be lazy doing the important stuff, which not only usually fails but breaks something important
>>750232787>actually brick their machinesAnyone trying anything right now deserves their brick so whatever.
>>750231398>>750228561This is what happens when you don't wear shoes at the bank.
>>750219951>>750221056>>750221402You know what's sad? The retard found this exploit on accident, and if he quietly reported it to the hacking community we may actually have seen real progress and maybe a breakthrough within a month or two tops.But no, he burned the exploit for his 5 minutes of fame by playing as peter griffin in MKW, so a pretty big exploit lead to nothing at all.
>>750233261>Hey Lois, remember that time I personally halted Switch 2 hacking in its tracks?
>>750233375>Peter, the lawyer is back
>>750215426>Are consolefags just good goys for corpos?Consoles bank on and exploit mass ignorance. The average person just doesn't know and doesn't care, but that's gradually changing.The subhumans that defend them here however are total braindead bootlickers with autism.
>>750233261Not really. The cat's out of the bag already, taking smilebasic down from the eshop hours later doesn't do anything. Yeah it means you can't buy a new switch now and hack it, but it was always going to mean that. Nintendo recently patched the switch 2 so it can't even launch games if there's an update available, even older games you already owned that don't actually need the update. Purely a DRM move. there can no longer be a "just stay on x version and don't update" method that also lets you play new games. You'd need kernel exploits which aren't happening. Ultimately I think we will see ports of switch 2 games instead and the console itself will be dead weight
>>750218564>$500 plus tax plus tip is is better because you can play uh>uhhhhhhhhhhhOf course it's cheaper, the switch 2 has no games and can't do shit, it's a paperweight.
So when can I expand dongnanza on my PC?
>>750213739Isn't this already possible with Smilebasic 4 without running the exploit? I want to see something more complex.>>750214637This pasta is delicious, saving this for later
>>750233680I'd say about two weeks, give or take 3.50 days
>>750233680Depends on who you ask. Jokes aside next week should make clear if anything will come from this, we went from dude asking for proofs in every thread to actual if simple apps running in real hw one day. At this speed either something happens by next friday or it's back to square 0.5
>>750215426If consoles didn't have any exclusives there wouldn't be any point, unfortunately they still have them.
>>750231740Indio
>>750215426portables are all kinda proprietary, might as well get the "popular" one for best support also had great experience with pirating game on consoles, pkgi/pkgj is just GOAT
>>750215426Marketing, mostly. But they're getting so expensive while also getting shittier and shittier, while offering no real value that people are waking up.Inversely, PC just keeps getting better and better and more popular and successful despite component prices.
>>750233583>Not really. The cat's out of the bag already,>>750233729reminder the so called FTP and filesystem "homebrew" turned out to be larping menus on smilebasic that couldn't breach out of the virtual machine of the game
>>750215490And here I thought /co/ was where all your worst opinions stayed.
>>750233963As someone who has had every nintendo portable up until this point and bought a steam deck, I fucking WISH consoles got anywhere remotely near the kind of support the steam deck gets from both valve and the community. When a console updates, it's fucking nothing and is likely just trying to screw jailbreak attempts. When the steam deck updates, it gets cool shit and gets noticeably better.
>>750234097>When the steam deck updates, it gets cool shit and gets noticeably better.Absolutely this! It's why I don't regret getting a Deck instead of a Switch 2 at all. I originally got the original Switch precisely because I needed a portable AIO emulation device, but I got fucked with a Mariko unit.
>>750234000It has fs access which is more than enough to dump games. The entire system doesn't have to be pwned in order to grab stuff the system has already decrypted. Yeah it means you can't make an emulator yet but the age of emulators is kind of over, you can just vibecode ports now
>>750214637>all these replies
>>750234197>The entire system doesn't have to be pwned in order to grab stuff the system has already decrypted.it wasn't, the paki on the blog was just reading off ram and thinking that was the direct game rom itself
>>750213739Fuck Nintendo and all that, but do we have any measures, any at ALL, to keep this kind of technology away from bank accounts like mine? The recent PHP disaster does not bring comfort.
>>750234097>DeckPORTABLE, Anon
>>750234331The switch 2 and even the switch 1 are both bricks dude. If the deck isn't portable by your definition than neither are they.
>>750218564>buy a switch 2 and 0 gamesThere won’t be a reason to buy a Shit Poo until 2028 when they finally release Mario and/or Zelda
>>750234471tbf they aren't portable for me eithervitachads rise up
>>750234302lol really?
This fucking thead is full of retards, no one is dumping shit or taking care about the new information we are getting from the scene, it's only shitpost after shitpost
>>750234302No, he never mentions anything about roms. There's nothing kernel level or lower being exploited here. Yet it still is able to dump game files because the fs system module serves decrypted code. He dumped all sysmodule code as part of creating the exploit so it's not just "reading off the game's ram". Homebrew applications (and more) can in fact actually be run through arbitrary code execution.
>>750234623does nobody in this fucking shithole fucking read or something?
>>750234097It also gets all the games. Only problem is it got fucked by AI prices. But I got mine for like $300, so eh. Best gaming device I've ever owned by far, bar none.
>>750234674No? I am just lurking until something actually happens that's not a twatter screenshot or a 5 second video.
>>750234632Welcome to /v/, enjoy your stay
>>750234818NTA, I rarely visit this board, but it already feels like the vidya flavored version of /co/ in every single way. (Down to the namefags.)
>>750234873Welcome to 2013.
>>750234632>taking care about the new informationGood morning saar.
>>750234873It really does feel like /co/ sometimes, only with more shit posts (not shitposts) and less drawfags
>>750235273Nothing is worse than /co/, you subhuman jewish propaganda absorber. /v/ at least has the fucking balls to make fun of the jew garbage. You do not.
What's so bad about /co/ I only ever went to the Win-O thread during the nyaapocalypse.
>>750235468It's got the highest schizo-to-user ratio of any board. AI Tails fag also shills his shit there constantly.
>>750235468Cartoons have been steaming dogshit since Simpsons season 12, and capeshit was never good. Also your entire "hobby" is passively absorbing propaganda.
>>750235493Guess I'll go tour over there someday soon. Thanks.
>>750235659You're welcome, it's worth a good kek. It also occasionally has good threads still, like the recent WB/Nick leaks.
>>>/co/cksuckers please leave
>>750235780Kill Boco first.
>>750235816I'd rather strap you both to a missile headed back.
>>750235328It's a close race to last place, but I'll say this much: /v/ has WAY more options than /co/ if we're talking about the last decade of stuff.
>>750235907/co/ has zero options. You were jewed from the very start. Everything you like is jewish propaganda.
>>750215426You buy a console to get the latest games and to play them on native hardware, mostly. Also having physical cases is nice. But if you don't give a fuck about that then there isn't much they can offer you otherwise. For me, I'm getting priced out AND there's nothing the consoles today have truly burning into my mind to make shelling out $500 + game + controllers + tax worth it
It's been 2 days already. Where's the emulator?
>>750236745Check your butt
>>750235816Based
>>750236745It resulted to be a malware
>>750215317>>750215348he killed himself btw
>>750218564This is retarded, I bought a mid range laptop for $1000 5 years ago and it runs everything at medium-high graphics. Especially now that the next gen of consoles are looking to be $1500+, why the FUCK would you make that choice?>buy computer>can do everything a comp can do>also plays all PC games>also plays most current console games>also plays all old console games>can be incrementally upgraded over time>buy console>can play current games for that console>a brick once the next gen comes out>does nothing elseConsolebabs are just the ultimate goys. They're so won over by the idea that "it just works" and imagine playing on a PC as being some impossible task so they get tricked into buying a paper weight with 1/20 the game choices.
>>750236745devs are still arguing on discord about what to name the github repo and which anime girl to use for the icon. come back in 6 months for a boot screen and 12 fps in menu simulator.
>>750218564>You can buy a switch 2 and literally every game worth playing on itSo, just a Switch 2?
>>750213739Every game is a PC game eventually.
>>750240156I don't own a console because i'd feel like a retarded cuck if I paid hundreds of dollars for a machine someone else controls, but it is objectively cheaper now whereas in the past it was more like an IQ test, pay less up front and get milked for fees later so you end up paying more>i already have a computerthen yeah obviously you're not buying anything, luckchads like ourselves who boughteded before the price increases are safe but anyone who has to buy gaming hardware right now faces a more difficult choice>why the FUCK would you make that choice?because consumers can't choose to time travel back several years to when a given PC was less than half the price it is now and RAM was about 15-25% of its current price>the next gen of consolesdoesn't exist yet, if this were a conversation about the steam deck maybe it'd be relevantYeah the ps6 and xbox 720 are DOA if they even exist
>>750240917PCs will always be innately far more valuable and thus worth more as they can do far more than just game.Consoles aren't a better deal, they're more expensive and worse than they've ever been. PC may have been slammed by component prices, but it's also better than it's ever been.
>>750241753Both consoles and PCs have gotten fucked by component prices, but consoles have also been getting fucked with all of their subscriptions getting more expensive.
>he thinks the switch 2 is hacked>he doesn't know that it's a scam>he is spreading false information because I toy company made his feefees hurt for almost 10 years now.
>>750240156>Especially now that the next gen of consoles are looking to be $1500+Steamies just make up anything they want now huh
>>750240569Wasn't AI supposed to make this go faster?
>>750214637I kneel.
>Cable is good>People buy it>Cable turns to shit>People pirate it>Cable dies>Streaming is good>People buy it>Streaming turns to shit>People pirate it>Streaming dies>Nintendo is good>People buy it>Nintendo turns to shit>People pirate it>Nintendo diesLike it or not, piracy is our ONLY defense against enshittification.
>>750240156>a brick once the next gen comes outdo you not keep your older games or something?also this coming from a PC cvck is comical when lazy devs keep asking for increasingly absurd minimum requirements due to not wanting to optimize
>>750242878Well that’s just falseThe DS and the Wii were the most pirated consoles ever
>>750232552Maybe a few years ago but supporting Nintendo since the late switch 1-current switch 2 era pretty embarrassing so I just assume the anons claiming to be nintendo loyalists are just baiting for (you)s
>>750242878Nintendo is already shit, though. Only shills would deny their decline.
>>750242878Those things don't die because of piracy. They die because they just lose paying users. Some of those paying users turn into pirates, sure, but most don't. They just fuck off and turn to something else. Piracy has very, very little effect on the market.
>>750243052If the Switch 2 was a SNES there would be no need to pirate or emulate. Every game you bought would be a feast for the soul, worth its weight in gold.
>he boughted a switch 2>claude is going to port all 3 games it has to pc now
>>750243146>if the Switch 2 actually had good games in dream world, then...Agreed.
>>750240917>im not a retard>is, in fact, an autistic retard
>>750213739It's not much for end-users no. It allows userland stuff for that firmware version, if you have smilebasic. But it does mean kernel hackers have access to the strongest userland module from now on to aim at the kernel.
>>750234197>but the age of emulators is kind of over, you can just vibecode ports nowActual retard.Said "vibecoded ports" are just emulators with the frontends stripped off for subhuman retards who think it's better to have one button to press rather than have it be stable and playable, and a select few static recomps using ready-made tooling for select systems.Both of them 100% reliant on human-written code to get them working in the first place and literally not something AI has done or is even looking likely to ever do.
>>750243660Yeah sure man, the vita port of halo must be running on the xbox emulator for ps vita everyone was already usingIt's all smoke and mirrors bro 2 more weeks until the bubble pops
>>750243841Nigger Halo's been fully decompiled as OpenCE for ages.Literally just comes down to shimming regular GPU calls with VitaGL ones, not letting it hit oom and writing glue code for XDK controls. It's less impressive than most Doom ports.
>>750214637You might be baiting, but this is what tendies genuinely believe and what drives their behavior.
>>750214637Obvious bait post but I'll take a moment to say that I like emulating roms. It's just that I barely played my switch to begin with and didn't even bother with switch 2. Some games just aren't worth pirating.Flattened Gardevoir to grab attention.Play the PSP version of N+.
>>750213739dump the firmware and games then
>>750242878Nintendo survived piracy for literal decades.
>>750245675And now they will have to humble themselves for literal decades.
>>750245715>Humble themselvesThey will just hunt retards that can't shut up about exploits more. The only humbling necessary is for retards that need to learn there is time to disclosure these things.
>>750245778That's nice. The entire system will be gaped in a matter of days.
>>750245817Nice, give me the lottery numbers for the next days.
>>750245860>for the next daysGood morning saar. Defend billion dollar companies for rupees saar. Punchgavya.
>>750245778Nintendo can't stop what's coming. The whole console business model is fucked.
>>750245895What the fuck is punchgavya?
>>750245923Our favorite cow feces elixir, saar. Please do not pretend to not know your own history saar. We are invading saar.
>>750245817>>750245902a few more days, how many? about 14 days? or in other words, 2 more weeks?
>not poor>can play the handful of switch 2 games I want when they come out>then I can emulate them with higher resolutions and framerates some years down the line on my pcFeels good
>>750245817>>750245902Two more weeks piratexisters!
>>750246889>then I can emulate them with higher resolutions and framerates some years down the line on my pcThanks to NDS piratevegans not shutting the fuck up you will NEVER EVER be able to do this
>this thread
>>750246889good luck emulating anything now that all the exploits have been patched lel
>>750247013We'll see. I'm not in any rush
>>750215426>At this point, why the fuck would you even get a KEKsole?You got it backwards. Now the Switch 2 is worth buying because all the games are free. And it's the best portable hardware on the market right now.
>>750246979Actually it really 2 more weeks
>>750247092This thread is just Nintendo adults shitting themselves as people point and laugh.
>>750247170>>750247125>>750247124Piratevegans, you lost and got raped
>>750214637They hated her because she speaked the trvth
>>750247207Piratesnoy, you lost and got raped
>>750213739Cool, can't wait to put steam on my switch 2
>>750213739SteamOS when?
Rembember to no engage with bait and to add this filter to remove shitposts this easily/vegans?/
>>750220113"gta dei slop 6"real gameKEK
>>750245902Can't stop what they've survived for literally every generation of consoles they've ever made?
>>750240156>5 years agoRetard, that's the whole point.Right now 1000 gets you nothing.
>>750247394Nope. They only got one console line left and it's fucked.
>>750247467Nintendo has dealt with piracy in every console they've ever released.It's not suddenly going to affect them now.
>>750247321But I’m bored.
>>750247587Right, because it's absolutely no different now.
>>750247675Correct.
>>750247675yeah
>>750247704>>750247720Haha. Change is here, autismbros, whether you like it or not.
>>750247792What change is that?
>>750247819You're stupid, but you're not THAT stupid. Don't ask stupid questions you know the answer to.
>>750247864>ummm there is change coming, but it's uhh mysterious! beware the winds! oooooooohhhhh
>>750247864please do explain
>>750213739It appears a promising exploit was found if we compare progress so far to the switch 1 timeline>Switch releases in March 2017>January 2018 (Coldboot Exploit Preview): The hacker group fail0verflow teased a coldboot exploit on the Switch.>April 2018 (Fusée Gelée / Arbitrary Code Execution): Public demonstration of the unpatched Fusée Gelée bootrom vulnerability, allowing unauthenticated arbitrary code execution (~272–396 days post-launch depending on the specific public disclosure and RCM access).>Mid-2018 (SX OS Launch): Commercial custom firmware SX OS arrived, enabling backup-loading and homebrew menus on launch-era hardware.>October 17th Atmosphère Release: The open-source custom firmware Atmosphère released as the primary standard for the Switch scene.So basically, once there is full Kernel access a few chinks will start to Jew their own CFW with dumping/ backup capacity, then a few months later we will have an open source free version, luckily for us piratefags, AI is now a thing and will for sure accelerate the process, I predict a fully jailbroken switch 2 by mid 2027, neat
>>750247864It's one of their more retarded tricks. They just like arguing and are looking for worthless gotchas to deflect and project.
>>750247949Switch2 w/Linux is going to be pretty neat.Probably going to have to buy a second one just in case there are hwid bans for online.
Claude start trying to cover their ass now.
>>750248509REA sucks anyway.
>>750248509That's what you get for using the cloud (ie. someone elses computer, with someone elses rules) instead of local.
>>750213739It's coming...
>>750248773>gabbo>GabboGABBO!
>>750248509>be indian>spend all of 2025 shilling against stop killing games>a movement supporting being able to do whatever you want with games that you own>+100 izzat>2026 rolls around>AI decomps start getting big>REFUSE to shut the fuck up about them on xitter>get more mainstream attention, attain the audacity to even brag about it>"game companies are fucking done, AI is here and there's NOTHING you can do about it">cunnyfag releases an exploit that affects 70% of websites (this was the real retard move)>companies flick a switch within 24 hours and BTFO all the "people" ruining this board>their only response to this post will be "frognigger" related instead of any actual argument (instant concession)
>>750248985>>be indianOoooof
>>750225245The reason why sciresM says this is because the exploit is homebrew on sysnand effectively. Anyone who tries to pirate on it will be raped by nintendo. Kernel is needed for emunand and for safe piracy
>>750247949Fusee gelee is a bootrom exploit. The current exploit is userland and this guy is genuinely the hugest retard for burning an exploit that could have been used to find a kernel/bootrom exploit.
>>750228920Has Dark Souls not taught you anything?
>>750214637
>>750251127Dattebayant.
>>750247675Brother, this happened to the Wii and DS
>>750252259It happened to SNES...
I'm just hoping to find game file dumps getting uploaded somewhere. Being able to poke around DK for the pauline model or getting the Slippy model for shitposts would be great
>>750252336Not nearly as common
>>750255736Maybe where you lived...It was so common devs started trying to detect the units and throw up error screens.
>>750256018EverywhereThe Wii was hacked by everyone and the DS had millions of R4 carts out thereThis snes thing most likely had less than 1000 out there
>>750256536>This snes thing most likely had less than 1000 out there>this is my headcanon because I wasn't alive at the time: the post
