>huge titty sexiest smartest most badass woman alive with a tragic backstory>also a virginwho writes this shit?
>>750215238sounds just like a friend of mine
>>750215238>sexiest smartest most badass woman aliveShe loses like every canonical fight she ever has. She's an accomplished alchemist but she never actually manages to outsmart or outmaneuver the villains she tries to infiltrate and double-cross and it's up to characters like Taki and Sophitia to actually deal with them.
>sexy woman who is smart and not a whorethis is the male fantasy
>>750215238>standards so high that she can’t even find backup dick
>>750215647She beat her father though didn't she? He was stronger than her but she managed just fine.
When is her husband coming back?
>>750216004She finally beats Cervantes in SCV after losing to him and having her soul stolen by him in IV. She loses to him again in the SCVI soft reboot timeline but he doesn't steal her soul there.
Do you really believe that? Women lie all the time.
>>750215684Pretty much this. It's hilarious when thot streamers act shocked after bringing their boyfriend on stream and their views crater
