>mfw when Croteam is scrambling to get any hype going by announcing mainline Serious Sam game after Shitterverse flopped bigly and Talos 3 is going to as well because it's absolute snca not even uncs care about
>>750216389kaniGAWD wonned, CROCHUDS LOSTED
>>750216389>>750216543what the fuck are you niggers even saying? half of what im reading doesn't make any sense.the fuck is sncathe fuck is uncthe fuck is flopped biglywhat is shitterverse? is that some youtube channel e-celeb you guys shill?the hell is kaniGAWD?wonned?CROCHUDS?
Honestly I just don't really like Serious Sam's formula. Serious Sam 3 I tolerated mostly because it was 2011 what kind of old school shooters were even being made back then? But trying to revisit it, it cares more about grimacing for the camera about how silly late 00s/early 10s military shooters were rather than being a good game.Now there's a new boomer shooter a month, games with shit like actual level design and pacing instead of nuDoom/Serious Sam-style "lock you in a room until you murder everything" gameplay for a dozen hours. The shit people are accomplishing with fucking GZDoom/UZDoom is incredible.
>>750216848>waaaah i'm a newfangled faggot!! spoonfeed plox??????Ok open up *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *PLOFT *PLOFT* *THUD*
>>750217083chud
>>750216848>the fuck is uncESL moment
>>750217687what is unc, nigger? is it not some acronym or something?
>>750218196not my problem thirdie
>>750218256post hand
>>750218337go fuck a dog or something brownie poo
>bestiality out of nowhere>excrement out of nowhere>no hand posteda self report if i've ever seen one
I don't really care about croteam games anymore since they abandoned their own engine to shit out unoptimized unreal engine slop
Hey guys it's me, Samphono, and I want everyone to know that I DO fan care about the next Serious Sam and Talos Principle games, and that OP is a fag>>750217030Really Serious Sam is the least Doom of it's contemporaries, the series is at it's best when it's closer to an FPS musou, of which the only real competition is maybe Warframe. There's not really anything else like the big levels of TFE and TSE.
>>750218717>>bestiality out of nowhere>>excrement out of nowhere>implying that it's not a common sight where you live around every corner
>>750216848That's how underages talk, if you see any post using those terms you can safely hide it.
>>750218724>>750221804so fucking grim. nuke it all and leave no survivors.
Biggers
3 was the last good ss game, sorry no sorry
Not a huge fan of the cartoon slop aesthetic
Only Serious sam 2 has a serious bombThat's cool
bumo