ITT: dishonest game design
>>750220686Are couch cookers really this stupid?
>>>750220761>couch cookerschuddy thought he was funny with this
>>750220761The what now?
>>750220686Idk
>>750220686>still seething about this what a fucking casual lmao
>tp>tf
>>750220686
>>750221007Yesterday a tranny self immolated on a couch on livestream (unalived in in real time)
>>750220686How did I figure this out on my own? Just made sense.
>>750220686>>750222546Pogoing on things is a core mechanic in the game and it does a fantastic job of leading you to this realization without spoonfeeding you the information directly but these room temperature IQ subhumans literally lack the ability to think for themselves.If they aren't directly told to do or think something, the possibility literally doesn't exist in their minds.
>>750222379How insecure do you need to be to stutter in text
>>750222938couch cooker thought he cooked with this one
>>750222879Considering how much they stand out, my first instinct was to whack it. Then I saw it bounced me back, so when I reached a spot I needed to pogo on one, it seemed obvious.I'm surprised most people's instincts wasn't hitting it.
>>750222879It seems so fucking weird and foreign to me to struggle with shit like that but maybe I'm just an autistic tinkerer. Every time I get a new game mechanic or something I always play around with it, figure out how it works, push the limits, try combining it with other things, etc. The utter lack of curiosity is bizarre to me.
>>750222938>>750223045Couch cookers in waiting. (it will be you one day)
This topic is ancient and decrepit. Please move on.
>>750220761>couch cookersyou're going to need to explain how this relates to trannies, because I can't think of an explanation
>>750223196At no point in the game before the mushrooms are you required to pogo to progress -- some people were not aware the game even had this mechanics.
>>750223730I made this thread because it was funny to me seeing this shitpost in the wild almost word for word
back in my days we had to crouch mid air to get anywhere
>>750224101Ah. Carry on then.
>>750223927That's correct. And this section is meant to finally teach you that if you haven't figured it out on your own already. What's your point?It's like complaining about the first time Portal teaches you to walk through an orange portal
>see this thread >now know I have to jump + down attack thanks guys!you see a real game just takes a break when he gets stuck on a game.he doesn't look up guides or cry on twitter!
>>750223045Uhhh lemme run that through my retard translator, on sec.. Yeah, that's "pretty fucking insecure" lmao>>750223373Nah I'm a snorlax, I'm gonna use an exit bag.
>>75022426970 IQ comparison
>>750220686Can you guys recommend me more games with dishonest game design like in OP’s? I like having to think for once.
What's with people being intellectually incurious and completely unwilling to experiment?
>>750224524baba is (you)prison level
we're back to the topic of "how was i supposed to know i had to press a button to jump?"
Reminder the average gamer is actually that retardedGames have button guides at the bottom of the screen now and people don't read that
>>750224524Rain World. It gives like 3 pieces of tutorial illustrations and doesn't explain any of the advanced movement mechanics to you at all.
>>750224665Game?
>>750225047Boku no Mushroom
>>750225047Sergio Siblings
>>750225047Mario World Time
>>750225047Jump Man
>>750222938you're a fag but you did kind of rape that guy
>>750220686Bad art design more like. The bulbs should be brighter and stop throwing yellow shit particles everywhere. The background drowns out the foreground. It reminds me of Ori and the Wisps, more detail than design. Artsy-Fartsy over Readability. Good games, but yes, too much of a good thing.
>>750223832Did you miss the tranny flag?
>>750225559Legitimately how are you supposed to know without a guide though?
>>750222546Because it's generic platformslop. You've played dozens of games like it. It's like seeing a treasure chest behind a cloud of green smoke or behind an obstacle that doesn't quite reach the ground but under which you can't move under (yet). If it was 1987 you might see it as a puzzle and try to find a way to solve it since it isn't you immediately realize that you need to just make a mental note and go back once you get the powerup that allows you to access it. It's redundant uninspired garbage design AI will be able to shit out infinite games like it.
>>750225559where is the yellow paint
>>750225047Call Of Booty>>750225028Rain World is genius because it looks like it's a sandbox, sit no overarching goal. And for most people it is just that. But for the autists who do stick it out, the reveal retroactively contextualizes your struggles into something very meta. Personally not a fan of obtuse design, but I don't think it would have worked as well if it held your hand.
These are the same people who rated Elden Ring very low because it doesn't hold their hands and tell them where to go.These people need the fart trail from Wolverine.
>>750220686Why is the modern audience so scared and hesitant to just press buttons?
>>750220686why is this wog seething?
>>750225402Lay off the porn a bit or stfu, your choice. I certainly don't want glazing from (You).
>>750220686I love seeing this take pop up, it's always nice to know that there's genuine brainless zombies just all around us who have no sense of curiosity, that they'll only ever do what they're told and never try to intuit anything themselves.
>>750224524Cultist Simulator and Nauticrawl are two games where learning how to play the game is the game.
>>750226114CultSim is dogshit though
>>750226039didn't ask
>>750225630He meant how does the term Couch Cookers relate to trannies you terminally online retard.Not everyone keeps track every-time someone kills themselves on live stream believe it or not.
>Trans end it in graphic ways on stream>autists end it so discreetly it can be months before someone found out.Explain?Do the former seek validation while the latter seek quietness, even in their deaths?
>>750225652The game itself shows you on the attract section. It does that for a one of the hollow (non breaking but traversable) walls as well.
>>750227430It is a fetish for them, they get off to many seeing it. He was full mast for a reason.
>>750225559What are you guys talking about again? i've beat this game a few months ago for the first time and didn't had a single issue with it.
Is this going to become the new generations' own "I beat zelda when I was 7 lol get good"?
There is quite a few dogshit twitter threads running right now huh?
>>750220761You’re really stretching to make that one work like a dilator humor only works when you’re clever. Shock humor is low iq.
>>750220761are virgin incels this unfunny?
>>750222379Post vid.
>>750226323That wasn't part of the request
>>750229524It isn't shock humor, it is shocked humor. What was shocking was how weird these fetishes can get.
