Predict the plot.
>>750224517I don't care
I am woman hear me roar
What your mother does is none of my business, boy.
>>750224517the cube does quips the whole time
>>750224517there will be a nortubel crossover
>>750224517Personally I'm just waiting for all the cube porn.
>>750224517GIRL BOSS SLAAAY YAAAS
>>750224715Who the FUCK is nortubel
>>750224517Men evil.
>>750224517She wakes up an ancient Chinese god afterlife, kills a couple gods, then at the end escapes from the afterlife right in the middle of kratos fighting some new Pantheon that's going to be the setting of the next trilogy of games. Or she returns in the middle of kratos getting married to the queen of the Valkyries.
>>750224517I don't think I care enough to even ponder that.
/v/ doesn't care about video games plots anymore. it's just full of anti-woke chuds, and they're just as obnoxious as their woke counterpart.
tranny gamekill all snoytrannies
>>750224517is this before she met kratos or after she died?
>>750224517game ends with Kratos becoming damsel in distress, and sequel baits with her getting ready to rescue the better man
>>750224908After she dies. I have no clue why they didn't at least go for a prequel. It makes no sense to bring her back like this, it diminishes the story of both games and it makes the death of characters meaningless if they can take a vacation in the afterlife and go back to business like it's nothing.
>>750224517The main antagonist (female) was just doing what was best for everyone and misunderstood for it. The protagonist (female) destroys the status quo but she did it for a good reasons/intentions and convinces the antagonist that they can fix it if they work together.At which point the real antagonist (male) shows up and tries to take power for himself but it's ultimately stopped by the protagonist sacrificing her one way to return home to save everyone in the realm and the friends she made along the way. THE END also Kratos is trans now
>>750225280Kratos died and then got better in the first games.
WE MUST BE WOMEN
>>750225730I can 100% see this being the case besides the spoiler
>>750224517I bet they'll also make her a lesbian somehow
>>750224517what is thissss
>>750224517WE MUST BE WORSE WOMEN
>>750224517Am I the only one who thinks she kinda looks like the "it's over" chudjak in that pic?
Fighting some generic bad guys and then winning.
>>750224517Game flops.Studio dies.Credits.
>>750224517He's in
>>750224517>kills kratos and the toddler>becomes goddess of warcredits roll, sequel in development
>>750226278have we found the fabled femchud?
>>750224517You overthrow a fascist dictatorship governed by a magenta fool
>>750224517I assume the cube is a deity from the distant future
>>750224517She cheated on Kratos because she can always do better
>>750224517Honk chuu honk chuuu honk chuuu...
>>750224517Calliope is going to be a villain. She will be the new disciple of Athena, raised to blame Kratos. >Why?Calliope was mentioned in GoW Ragnarok. Her theme (flute playing from Chains of Olympus) was specifically talked about in Valhalla. Then the flute was brought up in Sons of Sparta. In the trailer for Laufey, the same flute sample from Chains of Olympus played in the background right before Laufey gets captured.I also think Thor, Tyr, and Baldur will show up in the Everywhen. I think Laufey will be taking over a lot of feats that Loki did in the myths, but Atreus was too young to do. Laufey will be Thor's sister, and part of the reason he hates Giants so much inexplicably.Finally, I think Kratos partially died from Thor, and a part of his soul is the in the Everywhen guiding Laufey.
>>750224517>im not going to raise a kid>or cook>or clean>or be a loving wife>thats a thing of the pastthus begins the 12 hour movie
>>750224517The whole thing is an allegory for menopause.
>>750224517Bog standard girlboss shit and MCU style filler that only exists for a post credit scene setting up next product
>>750224517>takes place in the afterlifeShe seeks revenge against lindsay clancy's children for ruining their mother's reputation and seeks to "finish the job." Luckily she just so happens to run into Goku in one of his afterlife side quests who stops her and destroys her in one second. The end.
>>750224517She kills her son because voices in her head told her to, and Kratos forgives her in the end.
>>750224517Studio closure.
She really needs to fart and the entire game is holding it in until the perfect time.
I haven't watched any of the trailers, is the central conceit even still just murdering gods? And why is there a cube
>>750224517Raped Steamie goes to Hell for crimes he did commit. While there, Laufey tells him he can get to heaven if he does the dishes once.
I really liked the ps4 game and was okay with Ragnarok, I'm so fucking tired of Norse niggas though so I'm skipping this one.
>>750224517perfect mary sue who can do no wrong that has zero growth because she starts utterly perfect and will do feats that makes kratos's clash with the norse gods look like tiny baby shit by comparisonand it wont show kratos at all because the devs are allergic to heterosexual relationships so kratos will only appear at the very very end and credits will roll so that their whole marriage never shows on screen so that there isnt even the slightest hint that shes nothing less than an utterly free empowered woman who dont need no mani can only hope that this incoming turd will bankrupt and cause the studio's closure, just like how bioware closed.
>>750224517everything is fien but then gamecube. Now she must kill all the aliens
>>750227775We can do better men
>>750224517Frank the alien square is actually some kind of failsafe in case all the simulations(Greece/Rome/Japan/Norse) get mixed up. Hes either the final boss or dies heroically because even though the simulation is fucked up, Laufey is like cool and special and deserves to live or some shit
>>750224517Woman, while happily married for 10+ years with 3 children, decides suddenly that she is a lesbian and runs off with another butch, divorces her husband, wins custody of the kids, gets the house, and still demands child support alimony payment.
>>750224517probably something something man oppressive does bad tings to poor oppressed races and (analogy for niggers) and poor women that are also stunning and strong and brave yet paradoxically still le sad victims of misogyny, time to stop le big bad man with power of vagina and love and matriarchy
At the end fight, she screams at the big bad and he blows up.
>>750224517After being defeated Odin's soul split into a good half and a bad half and now both halves are trying to simultaneously conquer heaven and hell respectively so while the regular party from the main games stop the bad half Faye and her companions need to stop the good half
>>750224517This but in Europehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDqSKfIQ-q4
Women don’t need to better, they are already perfect Chud.
As someone who didn't play the gay reboot but also thinks this looks good>big alligator god man is evil warlord wanting to break the dead gods intothe world of the living for vengeance>big female goddess is misunderstood and just wants to get back to her children >talking sword is evil>talking gelatinous cube was killed by Laufey/Kratos in a previous era
If the story ends up being "It's okay to be worse" I'm gonna laugh my ass of
>>750224517The cube is someone important turned into a cubeI would say that she spends the entire game just trying to get back to kratos and boy but eventually realizes she’s exactly where she needs to be, but the latest boxart had a phoenix on it
>>750224517>Predict the plot.I dont even want to. it genuinely looks that boring and it will flop that hard
>>750224517she learns that revenge is bad
>>750231084Other than the negro child I didn't really mind Nu-GOW, but I have absolutely no interest in this.
>>750231145It's not for women though, girlbosses don't need to forgive
>>750224517Probably some bullshit about her fighting gods in the super afterlife to either take over or get back to the world of the living to reunite with her attack dog and kid.
>>750231194this will be x100 times worse because who the fuck cares about this bitch. People play for Kratos. Dead on arrival.Worse numbers than Indiana Jones & The Great Circle.
>>750224517Slicing off all the genitals of the untermench
>>750231194It does feel strange to have a god of war game that’s simultaneously not kratos and an entirely made up mythology It’s basically not a god of war game
>>750231387>It’s basically not a god of war gameIt literally is exactly a God of War game, it says it right on the box. You just hate women.
>>750224517Laufey is in hell because she tried to live up to men's toxic expectations. Over the course of the game she learns to accept herself and the sheer validation of it all brings her back to life
>>750224517qween slays
>>750231387its a foid of war game
>>750224517I saved this post a while ago, I'm 100% convinced this anon got it right, it's just stupid and subversive enough to be truly believable.
>>750224517retarded women stronk multiverse
>>750224517> Meets guy> He betrays her but she has to uncover it> He has to beg for forgivenessOr> She is better off without men> Men evilMen either submissive and shamed or powerful and evil.
>>750224517WOMANTHE SOUP IS TOO SALTY
>>750232108This makes too much sense to be fake, plus they get the opportunity to taint another western legend, in this case Arthurian legend.
>>750232893Meh, the french already tainted the Matter of Britain worse than modern game devs could
>>750232108I wouldn't bet on being cucked but they are definitely parting ways, that's why his son went off with the norsigger grill while he kept on traveling with Freya instead
>>750224517It's an allegory for eating your period
>>750224517>strong wymen that needs no manthere saved you 100$no need to thank me
>>750233124Faye will see through a little interdimensional peephole Kratos spending time with Freya and assume something is going on, run out and bang one or more dudes in retaliation and then be forgiven when the misunderstanding comes out because Kratos is just fuckin Better like that
I'm astonished that for years now these progressive types have talked about we need "mature stories" and we need to "be better" and when given the opportunity to create literally anything, the best they can manage is:>what if Kratos' wife wasn't actually dead and was instead actually doing COOL sword fighting in SUPER HEAVEN and and and alll the gods are there and she does sick flips and there's a funny cubeThat's it? You're completely undermining the entire founding premise of your reboot series (the journey of a man and boy to come to terms with the death of a woman they deeply cared for and how that ties them together) for the sake of...what exactly? What does this add that it doesn't immediately take away from the entirety of the first game and everything the characters are doing, feeling and being affected by in that game? She was actually just, functionally, alive the whole time?They've barely even had their foot in the door of this "mature" reboot and we are already in peak nonsense comic book spinoff multiverse writing. This is embarrassing.
>>750224517the whole concept of it is so retarded, "the afterlife of the gods" nigga, kratos died like 4 times???and it just looks like fantasy slop with all the gods being basically Fornite collabs, I KNOW THAT ONE! type shit. no time to explore one pantheon, just throw ererything together.
>>750233408Ok but Kratos was actually a demigod
>>750232108She's dead, until death do we part and all that jazz. Faye's cool, but I want Kratos to get with Freya.
>>750233498>I want Kratos to get with FreyaWhy?I can't imagine even wanting Freya to appear again
>>750224860Nice try faggotoniNoone cares about the plot of slop
>>750233498Danielle Bisutti > Deborah Woll
>>750233619>>750233727I dunno, I don't get celeb crushes, but she does it for me.
>>750224517strong independent woman yass queen slaayyys an evil white man
Sif needs to be Grace Dallas Howard so she can get on with that horse dumptruck
>>750224517She goes through hell to return back to kratos so that she can steal Atreus from him and then accuse him for raping her, even though she was consenting back then.
>>750236265imagine the child support laws in the feminist-run afterlife society of Everywhenimagine the she/they president, even.
Genuinely doesn't matter. Every access media journo already has their 10/10 review ready, they just need to fill in the details Mad Libs style.
>>750224517She was behind Kratos's power the entire time. Kratos didnt kill a single god, it was all her. All Kratos did is cry in the corner as his strong, independent wife takes care of all those icky gods because she's stronger than him.
>>750224517Female Doctor Who 2
>>750236796Doesn't matter what the plot is, /v/ will hallucinate something retarded and gaslight the entire board into believing it. If you question it, they will scream at you for being a shill.
>>750238192Dude there's literally a fucking reddit slime cube with a millenial name that talks like a californian
>>750238371Yeah yeah, I've seen the posts about that as well
>>750224517First gow I wont by, not even because im angry but just because it looks like shit. God of ears story is over, we should have followed loki from here on out. No one gives a shit about angry middle aged housewife simulator
loses one fight in the first minute then girlbosses the rest of the game
>>750224517i bet 5 dollars there will be womb imagery somewhere
She yells, then everybody will kneel.
>>750224517>ugly womanWhy do Western devs do this all the time?
>>750228063The vtuber?
>>750239198Because the studios hire women, and there's nothing a woman hates more, than a woman more attractive than her.
>>750228514>menopauseModern women don't want to have children, so it's not a problem>>750238701/thread>>750225730High chance of being this
>>750224517Genuine answer is that Laufey is a bridge game into the next sagaSo the events of this game will somehow cross over into the regular world and prompt Kratos to venture out to Egypt or Mongolia or something>>750225280>bring her backShe's still dead brotherThis game takes place in some kinda afterlife for godsAnd even if she came back to life, it's not like Kratos hasn't done that himself like... three or four times now
>>750240039Why were The Evil Within, Bayonetta and Ninja Gaiden 4 char designers female then
>>750224517Either Zeus or Ares or both will be girlbossed into a redemption
>>750241679Ares would make no sense, but there is genuinely an angle there if they wanted to give Zeus a very light "redemption". I wouldn't be upset by it as long as they keep it light and don't take it too far
>>750241819Why would Ares make no sense but Zeus works?
>>750238192stfu shill
>>750224517It will involve framing her promiscuity with dark elves as a positive virtue rather than the vile behavior it is.
Every boss battle is another child of hers to strangle
>>750224517Munty D. Laffy
>>750239198>hire ugly woman>remove all makeup and grooming>"wtf? She looks like shit!"
>>750241913According to Athena, Kratos opening Pandora's Box at the end of the first game changed Zeus, he got corrupted by the evils that were released from the box which is what led to him taking such drastic measures to kill Kratos at the start of 2.So I just think there is an angle there they can use, to portray a more wise and uncorrupted version of him in the Everywhen, like a version able to acknowledge his fault in the downfall of Olympus.
>>750224517Anything with a woman wielding a sword is repulsive. They have their exotic weapons for a reason
>>750224517sex with black men
>>750224517I MUST BE A BETTER WOMAN
>>750242235That's according to Athena, known manipulating bitch.Why did Zeus send Ares and Athena to kill Deimos decades earlier if he was not always an asshole?
>>750224517Motherhood/Miscarriage trauma and romance with a betterman.
>>750240824>Kidman's shirt becomes slightly transparent when it gets wetThanks for the reminder anon, I've got to replay Evil Within at some point this month.
>>750224517What's the plot of Wonder Woman 2? That. Whatever that is >>750225730Fucking nailed it lmfao
>>750224517Who wants to bet her being a mother has basically nothing to do with anything
>>750242576?Her super mode is Rage of the Mother
>>750224517u do laundry
>>750242649I better feel the mama bear energy and not this shrieking gaia pagan shit
>>750239198She used to be cute as fuck back when she was in True Blood. She bogged hard.
>>750242962She was never THAT good looking, just not ugly
>>750243096C'mon, Anon. Just say you're a homosexual.
>>750224517I killed Santa Monica Studios from the FRICKEN DEAD! HAHA!
>>750242292That would never ever ever ever happen...
>>750242350Based kidman appreciator, godspeed anon
>>750225730From the Ghost of Sparta to the Goy of Sparta
>>750244884*gruff daddy voice* Do NOT call him that
>>750224517>Everything that Kratos accomplished in GoW 2018 and Ragnarok is only because Faye was working in the background to help him. The whole game is going to take place during the events of GoW2018 and Ragnarok with Faye in the Spirit World doing things that help Kratos and Atreus accomplish their journey. She is revealed to have been the hero all along and Kratos never could have done it without her.
>>750224517She's gonna fight the two aztec looking Gods. She'll find out a typical sympathetic backstory for them that exonerates them of some of the evil they caused or something like that. There will be an extended section with Kratos tying into how he went into the light in Elfheim in God of War 2018, she'll probably give Kratos some advice on how to be a good dad or some shit. Kratos might make another cameo during the brief time he dies against Thor. Game will end with her becoming the queen of the afterlife, but not being allowed to come back to the real world, maybe even as a self sacrifice to save everyone. I can already see all the generic plotlines in my head.
>>750224517>finds Leviathan Axe>"oh no, it's soooo small. Can't we find something that isn't made for little boys?">talking laundry cube says something like "it's not the size that matters but how you use it" in the most annoying voice imaginable>washing machine tells you to try throwing it and then pressing Y to make it come back>"I just moved SHIT with my FREAKING mind! I guess we can keep the axe until I find a REAL weapon.">Kratos is a boss fight and he gets utterly humiliated and begs for his life while the companion cube makes more retarded jokes>she's taller than kratos somehow>lecture about how his blades of chaos are "so typical for men" and can never defeat women who are superior btw>devs desperately try to make this hag a dommy mommy and has kratos spilling his spaghetti about how she's the hottest foid he's ever seen>every male character tries to fuck her but she acts all coy "Ohhh I'm sorry but my days of just letting anyone have me are long gone.">90% of male dialogue is just "oh please queen, just a sniff please let me have just a crumb of pussy, please queen I need it let me just have one whiff please I'm begging you, just a tiny crumb of pussy!">finally lets Kratos hit but not before saying multiple times how he's smaller than what she's used to
She reunites with her rapist
>>750224517Spoiler alert: here's the end: in the end, we're all better men.
