>All their “games” are being dumped and decompiled right now>Its expected that Zelda will be playable on Pc even 2 weeks before official releaseBut what happened? Tendies were so confident that it would take at least 10 years before it happened
so whats the latest software i can be on to do this
>>750226284oh it was a game that delisted yesterday. why'd you make this thread? >>750226130
>>750226479There’s multiple games you can do it
>>750226623that i can hop on this with right now? like what?
>>750227007why would you hop on to anything? there's nothing you can do. wait a month of two to see if anything happens or not
>>750226130tendies about to have a really bad year
>>750227491>waits two months>you can pirate games now>entry points no longer availableshiggy
>>750226130>guiz look at my fwiend #PWNing pepul on x!!!Meanwhile the people who actually matter are, y'know, hacking the system. Classic twittertroon, you need to go back.
>>750226130Merry Christmas PCbros
>>750228060it's proof of concept. just don't update firmware like usual. not to mention there are (unconfirmed) reports of bricking. if there's anything to it then there will be better ways sooner or later than buying some random shit.
I'll buy a switch 2 if this is real and pirate all the vidya.
I had Homebrew on my DS, 3DS, Wii and Wii U.I honestly can't be fucked doing it anymore. I'm just going to pay for games
Why they release this so early? There's no Switch 2 games worth pirating. Should have waited later
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>750226130>All their “games” are being dumped and decompiled right nowuhhh are you sure? I was under the impression it hadn't quite reached that point yet.
>>750228784Things progress quickly these days
>>750228549>There's no Switch 2 games worth piratingPokémon Winds and Waves definitely will be
Still buying a Switch 2
HAHAHAHAHAH TENDIES WERE LITERALLY STILL TRYING TO BE SMUG YESTERDAY.
>>750228886he means NOWLEARN TO FUCKING READ
snoys are still seething kek
>>750226130AI happened.
>>750228923What are you? A snoy or a PC vegan?
dumbass pirates so desperate to pirate nintendo games for free that they willingly download malware, you can't make this shit up
>>750228923And we still are, faggot.Still waiting to see those game dumps ;)
We're all pretending to care to make tendies seethe, right? Because there's still no Switch 2 games worth playing.
>>750226130Calling bullshit on this. Post even a single Nintendo game dumped so far.
Tripster is a pedophile
>>750228919I look like this and do this.
>>750228961He's neither - they don't play games period.
>>750226130>Its expected that Zelda will be playable on Pc even 2 weeks before official releasej-just two weeks you guyzzzz
So, is the Fire Emblem game good if I loved three houses?
Good I want to play Dongnanza
How will you play this without a BIOS?
I'll wait a month to see how this develops. I'll consider buying a s2 then.
>>750228919>>750229318Its been almost 2 years, why havent you bought a switch? Waiting for it to get games?
>>750227007I remember getting the game by looking it's name on the news section then finding the first article and clicking on the game link, nigga
>>750228886surely the latest game freak slop will be good when they've made nothing but dog shit for a decade
>>750228886lmao even.
>>750228961>What are you? A snoy or a PC vegan?
>>750226130>>All their “games” are being dumped and decompiled right nowActually all their games aren't being dumped >>Its expected that Zelda will be playable on Pc even 2 weeks before official releaseActually zelda won't be playable on PC
>>750226130I'm happy for PC playersThey finally have some good games to play.
They have disrespected Nintendo, Japan, and art itself. The ninjas have been deployed. People will disappear. Data centers will burn.Tomorrow, a new day beckons.
What is it about nintendo that sets turdskins off?
>>750226130I can't think of a single switch 2 game even worth pirating. Like, am I supposed to be excited for pokopia or the shitty demakes jeet slop "nintendo hire this man" looking star fox or oot remakes?
>>750228886Is it spoiler season yet I don't wanna be in /beepee/ a second more than needed.
>>750232454like...?
>>750232672Air Riders is a masterpiece.DK Bananza is fantastic.Metroid Prime 4 is good not great.Those three alone validate the current switch library considering the PS5 will never have games.
So is this abhorrent human attempt making these threads while posting his own xitter screencaps? What a disgusting retard.
>>750232615They can't buy them because Nintendo doesn't even sell products in their countries and it would be too expensive.
>>750226130>"Switch 2 was hacked!">Still need to buy the fuckin' consoleGreat...
Someone post the "task force" drawing that includes this fucker.
>>750233332yeah? how are you going to hack a switch 2 that you don't own?
>>750233332It will be emulated and the games recomped soonAI speeds up this shit a lot
>>750226130I'm actually surprised. I thought every part on the switch mainboard was encrypted.
>>750226130ERIC WONTRANINTENDO LOST
>tfw will play decompiled bing bing wahoo in my PC for freeTendies BTFO
>>7502291042 more weeks.
>>750226130There's only like, 3 damn games worth playing, but I'm all for sticking it to the Nintendcult and you can see that they aren't taking this news well. KEK
>native switch 2 games on ps5 in a few dayslol, lmao
>>750226130>bought switch 2>happy about emulation >will still buy games I want to supportOcarina of time randomized on switch 2 and the vr mods will be wild
>>750229358>>750231324Stop replying to bait Have a filter /vegans?/
>>750233404Just asking Claude?Fucking luddite
>>750233730Even if Switch 2 is emulatable, it will require nvidia drivers. No dlss on amd trash
Why do westerners need to steal...
>>750233373here you go
>>750233904That's never an issue anon, its just that it has never been so fast to go from first hack to emulatable games, even with AI it should take months
>>750226130>literal nothingburger and grifts larping on smilebasiclol
>>750234032what does this even mean
>>750229928news section of what retard
>>750226130There's no switch 2 games I give a fuck about, I'm more interested in the write up where they talk about the microkernel os than recomps of the games.
>>750234163The switch has a news section you spactic retard
but you guys told me switch 2 has no games. what is there even to pirate?
>>750228919
>>750234106Third worlders can't read this much text in one go.
>>750228886Pokemon hasn't been worth playing in decades.
>>750229786I already bought one
>>750234209Nintendo blocked that too, faggot.
>almost two years>not even 18 months???
Don't care, I am emulating this gen, I got tired of getting dabbed by PCfags running switch 1 games at higher performance than meEnjoy your exploit faggots, I'll wait until you're done beta testing
>>750234106This guy's vibecoded homebrew launcher doesn't implement the full exploit chain. With the full thing it's insanely powerful. Complete ownership of the fs service. Ability to dump decrypted games and sysmodules, load modified game code/assets, etc.
>>750234310Scarlet/Violet were still great despite the occasional glitches. Guarantee Winds/Waves will be great too.
>>750233332Would be funny if some switch 2 games ended up getting backported into the switch 1. You're seriously telling me that the switch 1 can't run pokopia and the new metroid? There's people literally porting mario galaxy 1 to the PS2 without massive performance drops.
>>750234775>Scarlet/Violet were still great"great" is giving it too much credit. scat and vomit are easily the worst pokemon games i have ever played (i skipped shit and shart). 3/10 would not recommend ever
>>750234775>Scarlet/Violet were still greatIf your standards are already on the floor, enjoy. I do, in some ways, kind of envy people who can play garbage and still have a good time.
>>750234669>Ability to dump decrypted games and sysmodules, load modified game code/assets, etc.so wheres the dumps? people have been bragging about this for almost 2 days now, so if it were true we should have dumps now
>>750234859>i skipped shit and shartWell, that's the one game that is genuinely worse than SV, so nice one anon.
What should I use the +700$ I was planning on buying a Switch 2 for?
friendly reminder that piratefags don't play videogames.they just wanna brag about free shit because they have nothing else going on in their lives.stop giving them attention. sage, and move on.
ok but is Unicorn Overlord playable on PC yet?
>>750235163A VR headset >I already have oneAn overpriced anime figurine of you waifu>I already have oneInvest on some crypto for the lulz idk
>>750235204Was playable years agoIt's even more playable now https://github.com/hachi23/unicorn_overlord_pcHonestly, game is overrated shit that become mind mumbling boring after the desert area, just play FE engaygie instead bro
>>750235209Ain't crypto dead? Also the world's in an economic downturn with an even bigger crash looming, I'm not investing in shit.
>>750235178true. I enjoyed video games more when i bought them and played on console.PC/piratefags are all mentally ill and it's a good thing their hardware isn't getting made anymore.
So why are niggers acting like this will kill the switch 2? Did you faggots forget the switch was one of the best selling console of all time despite being hacked immediatly?
>>750235302>
>>750235296I quit engage after that desert area. Maybe stop putting deserts in strategy games.
>>750235296>Work in progress. The game has not been played to the end, and it runs at about 50-60 FPSSame shit every time. People claim emulation or AI PC ports work perfectly you look inside and it's some scuffed shit you can't even finish the game on
>>750235178Source on that claim? Pic related, the one pirated game that I fully completed last week >>750235303ok console vegan, one day you'll learn to enjoy vidya for what it is instead of the platform that you're playing it on
>>750235462the game IS fully playable emulated, with better resolution and fps than the Switch version might i add, and has been for years you fucking moron. the recomp is the work in progress
>>750235491>achievementswhy?
>>750226130>7 min>no likesSo tripster is the one making these threads?
>>750235462In my defense, the dragon's crown port is flawless, so I assumed that this one would be too since they're similar games and possibly made by the same guys. The other two recomps that I tried (smash ultimate and skies of arcadia) are also flawless. Anyway, emulate on eden or wait a few more days
>>750235517>the game IS fully playable emulated, with better resolution and fps than the Switch versionThat's a lie every single time. I've tried switch emulation and it was always an inferior experience, in most cases ending playthroughs on crashes that stop all progress
>>750235178Here's me outside the final boss of Brothership to emphasize once again that, yes, we piratefags DO play our games and PC is the optimal platform for all games.
>>750235529What's your problem with achievements? Do you hate the fact that they expose the fact that you are actually just a larper that doesn't actually play vidya?You said that piratefags don't play games, I handed you over proof that I fully completed my pirated game. What game did you beat recently anon?
>>750235679>PC is the optimal platform for all games.If you're a sodomite
>>750228385With what? bing bing wahoos aren't video games
>>750226130This has nothing to do with PC
>>750235654Get a better toaster.
>This has nothing to do with PC
>>750235163Throw it at claude to start working mod magic on whatever you want.
>>750228886gen 2 was the last good one, gen 1 was peakgen 6 gets a pass because it was emulating the old formula and had a good postgame but minus points for cut content and dead ends
>>750235654Looks good to me dog https://youtu.be/qqI8_61-nfM?t=117>>750235679Speaking of brothership, that dogshit game needs a fucking recomp ASAP. There's still not a single mod that unfucks the new retarded control layout that they force you to use and the load times before battle are fucking dogshit, so emulation isn't enough to unfuck it. Complete monkey pawn game, I waited years for that game only to drop it 4 hours in. Still lasted longer than paper jam though, that game was plain shovelware
>>750235685I'm not the anon you were replying to. Achievements for retro games just seem bizarre to me. >What game did you beat recently anon?Pic rel. It was super mid tho. I don't recommend it unless you worship atmosphere in games. You can 100% in one blind playthrough.
>>750235713pc masterrace does sodomize consoles and consoletards, that's correct
>>750235685NTA. Final Fantasy 1, game is pretty mid but it isn't that bad, not a fan of the magic system. FF2 on the other hand fucking sucks. The Plot had a good start but the story doesn't make any sense as well as the shitty level up mechanic
>>750226130>regabaiting for interaction moneybroke ass nigga
@NINTENDO @FBI @CIA @DONALDTRUMP @ELONMUSK @ASMONGOLDSO SOMETHING!!!!
>>750232851
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/50131/~/how-to-report-potential-infringements-of-nintendo-products
>>750236039Good point
Part 1
>>750235679do the level 100 grind
>>750235868Agreed, I still think it's dumb how you use A to select Luigi's moves and how he's basically an NPC in the overworld. It feels like the developers were barely familiar with the previous games in the series.Paper Jam actually has some really good combat and boss fights even though everything else about the game is boring as crap.
Part 2
>>750235043The people with the skills to finish up the exploit chain aren't going to post dumps and get Nintendo's death squad at their door.
>>750236134nice thumbnail.>truly novel and valuable contribution from the AIWhen hexkyz is glazing the AI you know it's literally over for humans.
>>750236192>imageNo fucking shit
>>750236192Someone will release itThere's always people out there that want the clout
Can we have software hack for Switch 1 too?
PC Omnivore here. Your games are my games, but my games aren't your games.Hope this helps!
>>750236636Nobody cares nigger. At this point just buy yourself a prehacked switch off temu
>>750236669Also forgot to mention, I'm trans.
>>750236714Yeah, I'm trans, I'm male to alpha male.
>>750226130It would've taken 10 years for sure.Nobody expected LLMs to actually become good at code.
>>750236714:O!!! HYYYYYPE!
>>750235868Not worthy of playing anyways, Neotendo games are some of 4chans most hated dogshit fucking games of all time.
Oh shit. Did I get drunk and hack another console again? Kek.
>>750236134
>>750237010New Kirby looks so bad that Suckurai probly only made it to make Saar Emblem look good on comparison
>>750237052>>750236089At this point idgaf abt Shitch Poo hacking, none of the dogshits on that consule are worth playing anyway.
>>750237052tl;dr Eric and the snoy discord warriors spent a combined total of $30,000 on Claude tokens, and still failed to hack the Switch 2NIntendo always wins baby
>>750235586Most likely.
>>750236192Yes they are.Under VPNs
>>750237134Eric wonTendies got raped and gaped
>>750226130AI status?
>>750237052tl;dr Switch 2 remains unhackable geg
>>750237053Claiming this game looks bad is a meme, right? Literally nothing about it looks bad, it looks like Return to Dreamland's art style but in a 3D environment. I would like to play this.
>>750237010Easy just reverse engineer to remove all the madding and whitewash the characters while also exposing the girls.Yes, that's now in the cards, I'm not a FE fan, but to the avid FE Fan that will do it, please call it Fortune's Weebs.
>>750237210It's literally open world sloppa anon.Xenoblade Genesis is also a contender for worst game of 2027
>>750226130>Switch 2 games are coming to PS5Is anybody actually delusional enough to believe this? PS5 is stronger than Switch 2, yes, but not strong enough to emulate the console. Alternative would be making ports of Switch 2 games, and good fucking luck with that.
>>750236714then you are brave and powerful
All games (mostly nintendo ones) are bad in the eyes of the snoys who hype up slop like wolverine for years.
>>750237278retard
>>750237278If you played 3, you would have known that the story is the leadt important part of that game.3 was a massive offline MMO where one single region on its own wss larger than XB2 on its own.So if Takahashi is doing that on tremendously stronger hardware, yeah, Genesis has my attention.But I'm not buying a switch 2.
>>750236089can't claude just hack the kernal and take over nintendo switch 2??
>>750237343'rine and 'ta6 mog every shitch poo title thobeit
>>750237281>EmulateAnon..
>>750237134Eric: WonClaude: WonTendies: Spitroasted
>>750237343At least Wolverine is white unlike your Shaniqua's Emblem Feces Woke characters kekypow!
>snoy meltdown
>>750226130Someone post the image of how console nerds react to other consoles get games.
>>750234032barrier be gone
>>750236089>>750237052Thanks.This should allow homebrew right? I'd fucking love to be able to use my NS2 for moonlight.
>>750237134You lost tranny trump is still your president
>>750237518This one?
>>750234032is this eric and all the other imaginary schizo shit nintendo adults spam on here? holy kek
>>750237648>Moonlight Yesterday's 's sauce, just install Droideck.
I hate how this lead to a blanket ban on all programming games on the eShop.
>>750237648I feel like dumping and modding are encapsulated by homebrew, so going to say yes.
>>750228886>pokemon SEAniggernah I'm good
>>750237501>famitsu cultist meltdown
>dumped>not on any sitesOkay
>>750237730but I don't want to use my phone
>>750237720famitsu cultists are delusional anon
>>750235679Correct. Inarguable.
>>750237868Dawg a switch is literally an Android
>>750237840>snoy needs to port posts to pretend they're winning
Tendies seething
Famitsu threads have been posted here for a decade, no matter who is on top in Japan, the threads always stay.Weekly Famitsu won
And then successfully bricked. Cool.
>>750226130Did 4chan stoop so low that were just posting twitter screencaps of a pedophile while spreading misinformation? Zelda wont be available because the retard that posted the exploit for clout ended up making Nintendo aware and its already patched in the most recent firmware version. Its over, all because of your attention whores no better than trannies.
>>750237942No, just laughing.
>>750238006>I-I'm just laughing!!!!
>native ports of switch 2 games will come to the ps5it's over for tendies, they really thought the switch 2 was unhackable kek
>>750237052So TLDR: Known exploit but AI helped make it tenable/tolerable.Locked to that firmware but can be used to dump games, mod them etc. (my guess this means no newer games can be played on it?) Is the most powerful userland module (but only userland) so no point hacking other modules. Doesn't let them dump the keys but hinted that it could theoretically be used on lower firmware to help with a kernel hack in the future if i'm reading that right?
>>750237898my switch is much nicer to hold and play games on, it's a form factor/screen size thing. I've used a controller attachment (slightly broken now) for my phone, it's... okay.IDK, I'll keep droideck in mind if there's some indy PC game I really really want to play on the go.
>>750238028I mean, its been shown to brick systems, and he exposed an exploit that Nintendo removed, setting emulation progress back years, so yeah. Its funny.
>>750238084>coping this hardSeething
>>750228008Or really good if they care more about enjoying the free games than defending billionaire nips.
>>750237984>and its already patched in the most recent firmware version.Pretty sure you're misinformed, no new firmware has been released.Has Nintendo ever done a literal day-1 firmware update for an exploit? I feel like that's way too fast to make it through whatever QA processes competent companies use.
>>750238051Pretty much yes, no kernel no emulator, and with no keys, the games are also worthless, but you can definitely mod shit in on a working system, you're stuck at this firmware level until a new exploit comes out, if it comes out at all, because I'm sure Nintendo will patch this out and there hasn't been other games that were able to be exploited since release despite everyone trying to find an exploit. So basically the jeet fucked up making it public too soon for internet points, but at least you'll be able to install Linux on your Switch 2.
>>750238112The PS5 14.10 kernel hack is really getting to him.
>>750238271They removed the game from eshop at least.
>>750226130Honestly good. Nintendo needs a humbling.
>>750238271They went into maintenance on the 23rd for it. You might think this is related to the PHP issue but they went into maintenance on the 21st when it all happened, and not only that Nintendo removed the game that was being used for the exploit from the store too so they were keenly aware of it.
>>750238375There are other games from the same developers that also have the exploit but it doesn't really matter because since it's userland you still need a working Switch 2 and you can't play anything new.
>>750238445So its a whole lot of nothing.
>>750238051yes we don't have keys which we need for emu
>>750238308It'll just get cracked again in a couple days to a week after the patch.
>>750238473It works if you want to stay at the current firmware level forever and play Bananza every day on your brand bricked Switch 2 and the copy of whatever slopware you bought to hack it
Genzine's exploit is likely DOA
>>750228060Idgaf about the actual console. I just want everything to be dumped so games can be emulated or recomped to better platforms. Not that there are many exclusives worth it yet, but I'd play the new Metroid and BotW 3 if that ever comes out.
So really this should only excite people with the means (capital and know-how) to further explore and develop things stemming from this minor exploit? Got it.
>>750238563Wow, he bragged too loud and got shot down. What a shock.
>>750238525People have been trying to hack into it for over a year, this was their best chance and the jeet ruined it. Now Nintendo is aware of the hack and will patch the system to prevent similar exploits in the future.
>>750238375They did, yeah. Glad they forgot about the ability to get it via the news app for a while, managed to snag it last night.>>750238401You sure about those exact dates? I noticed the eshop go into maintenance last night (the 22nd) around 9pm PST. That was like half a day AFTER smile basic became unfindable on the regular store, and half a day BEFORE they closed the news app loophole. Nintendo is obviously aware, and undoubtedly working on a new firmware, but I don't think the recent maintenance was related.
>>750238575>recompedIf there is no emulator you can't recomp shit.
PCvegans and SteamSnoys will pretend this is a victory before pretending it never happened when Nintendo patches these hacks.
>>750238082-grab your Bluetooth headset -grab your Bluetooth controller, preferably joycons -install Droideck -play on bed Or-install Droideck -grab a steam link-connect phone to steam link-play all your steam and non steam link games, your phone is now your gaming pc
>>750227007VNs that use the Artemis engine like Wagamama High Spec and Nora, Princess, and Stray Cat 2 work apparently, but you need to transfer over a modified save from another console. Those probably aren't lasting now everything's public and you need to be connected to the internet to transfer saves between consoles.
>>750226130If that does happen I hope you enjoy playing games on it, anon.You ARE going to actually play video games instead of just shitposting about how you can hypothetically do so for free in order to farm (You)s, right?
>>750228464This was my switch 1 generation. I just played the games on my console. If I wanted to pirate something I used an emulator on PC but the whole modding console thing just didn't feel worth it anymore. It was easy enough to do on the Wii, 3ds and psp eras. If there is a switch 2 emulator I will try but I will still play my games on my switch 2.
>>750238751Forgot who you're talking to?
>>750238563>>750238619Who could have seen that coming.
>>750238751If there's a common trend between PCfags that boast about piracy is that they usually dont get past the title screen and just post to brag about it
>>750238575you need a kernel exploit for an emulator. one of the reasons is because we don't have the keys. remember prod keys and shit?
>>750238703I know? My phone screen is like half the size of my switch 2 screen, droid deck isn't going to change that.Also, your second use case is just what I already do with Apollo/moonlight, and from what I've heard that solution actually has better performance than steam's streaming.
I have both Switch 1 hacked and a Switch 2, its super convenient at least for the Switch 1 games that I can just mod them and then play them on Switch 2 if they are in the cartridge, its legitimately useful and convenient
>>750238629>Abloo bloo it's so overScreenshotting your post for my tendie cope collage.
>>750238575You can't recomp without an emulator retard
>>750239032Have fun looking at it everyday for 10 years.
>>750238629People said the same thing about the Switch. Look how that turned out.
Any emulator is doomed by the simple fact that this generation of "hackerman" need to gloat about it on social media very loudly for the big japanese company to rape them.
>>750239053...yet.
>>750238848the fs exploit lets you dump decrypted files. no need for keys. The kernel isn't needed for emulation or recomps.
>>750239232of course, this will only let you dump currently released games and maybe a few upcoming ones that rely on current firmware(oot likely). Future games more than a month or two out will be undumpable.
>>750237052>>750236089>in theory>might>ifpirate sisters... did we get too cocky??
>it was a nothing burger all alongLMAO, it's a bad day to be a snoy I guess
>>750239232well here's the problem. it only supports up to 23.0.1ninty rotates keys. people using the exploit are stuck on 23.0.1 and can't decrypt newer contentthis is the reason why they are pissed that the exploit has been burnt, now we are one exploit down and nintendo are likely in genzine's DMs right now offering to pay him out to sue him and the artemis exploit is going to be blocked from save file transfer.
>>750239215Oh boy this faggotry again.>P-Piratefags le killed the emulation scene Forks exist, have existed and will continue to exist. You still have emulators, and now you have recomps.>N-Not for longCry moar.
>>750239357Yes continue being retarded like this also send messages to Nintendo. Acting like a retard surely won't backfire
>>750239345(cont)so essentially that's 3 exploits burnt in one go.
>>750239345>and can't decrypt newer contentWhat even upcoming games other than pokemon(lul) are even coming out? I think the majority of people would only be interested in donkey kong or mario kart. I guess there's metroid, but depending on when gamecards start getting produced that might end up dumpable.
>>750226130Fuck you. May they be caught and charged.
>>750239290>and maybe a few upcoming ones that rely on current firmware(oot likely)Oh yeah. Well, it's coming out in 2 weeks, it's undoubtedly already gone gold and started printing cartridges. So I'd say that one's guaranteed.
>>750239442Just like with totk huh.
>>750239429it's mostly pokemon that people are interested in. but it's a very valuable exploit that has been burnt early before the real good games have been released.
>>750239494Go ask Doug Bowser how it went.
>>750228008I hate Tendies too, but let's be real. OOT is gonna sell like hotcakes. Even Tears of the Kingdom which late into the era where the Switch 1 could be hacked, sold like hotcakes.
>the switch 2 is completely unhackable!!>h-ha! nothingburger hack! low chance they actually dump games!>o-ok they dumped the games, but only these games out now! new games won't work i promise!!
So, where are the dumped games.
>>750228886POKEMON INDONESIA HELL YEAHH
>>750239413>ProjectionYou should see the cope coming from your side of the aisle on Twitter. Really amusing stuff. Reminds me of the time when Sönyponies seethed at God of Söy got a PC port.
Don't care. I'm not poor so I'll still buy games
>>750239630Uhhhhhh....
>>750239429You can dump the games but without a kernel how would you know how that shit works? The AI can't even properly recomp NES games and that shit has been figured out a long time ago.
>>750239630people can't even get past step 2 of 4 of the exploit bro.and another bad news came out today that the demo likely isn't compatible with the exploit at all
>>750239519Meh, poogeymaz is what, a year+ away? Haven't been paying attention. I think it was too much to ask for both the hackers to wait that long let alone the exploit to survive that long. Should have waited 2 weeks or so to ensure OOT but not much longer than that.
>>750239290OOT is obviously shipped on game cartridges with a lower firmware than the exploit.Ravenous is the next major game and Nintendo only has month to patch for reasonable January release.
>>750235204I was able to emulate it before it even officially released (still went out and bought it)
>>750239701OOT will definitely be fine, the carts will have already been made
>>750239642Holy shit you are stupid. I'm trying to say to not announce it on shitter or gloat about it to everyone. I think you are too fucking retard to understand that.
>Retards think just because you have game dump with no kernel or keys you'll be able to play OOT remake day 1 on PCLMAO. All AI recomps wrap around another emulator that already did all the figuring out and is in a workable state, not even this exploit will let you play shit on PC or any other console that is not a Switch 2.
>>750239880You probably can make some Frankenstein game with the game assets and a game engine like unity or unreal. It would be funny to see at least.
>>750239531Is that the guy that sent the XB3 rom in a discord chat?
>>750239880well the biggest fucking problem here is that we don't have CFW because it's not a kernel exploit. this shit is effectively running homebrow on sysnand. everything on your switch 2 will get logged, so say someone needs to make a program to dump their romfs, how do you know that in one week their console isn't going to be banned?
>retards think they can just shout KKKEEEERNNELLL and pray we dont know what it means
>>750239568>They'll patch it and you'll be waiting years - DECADES - for an emulator because you bragged about the exploit too early!>S-So what if the latest update bypassed the latest patch? You should've kept your mouth shut so we would've had the games early!
>>750240010you need a kernel exploit in order to have emunand or else the spyware on OFW will be stalking everything you do on the system. it's like those retards who were asking why they got 'provisioning profile banned' on their ios account, when obviously apple can see literally everything they are sideloading because A) it's on the system and B) there is spyware on your system to track what you are doing.What emunand is, is the switch OS re implemented with all the spyware shit removed.
>>750239880Having the decrypted roms is a needed start if nothing else. There is probably enough code lifted from the S1 for the S2 to make some headway until perhaps something bigger happens perchance.
>>750240029Yes having them earlier would be better. What kind of retarded logic is that. You are not a fortune teller.
>>750240092only affects switch 2 owners and no one cares about those cucks
>>750239767I'm not the one dooming about others looking at your cope "for 10 years" as Bingtendo makes a magical infinity patch that's forever unbreakable or the one saying hackers are "setting emulation back for 5 - 10 years" because they bragged early. You'll get your games for free soon, tendie.
>>750240173You say this like an emulator exists but it doesn't.
>>750239714>Ravenous is the next major game and Nintendo only has month to patch for reasonable January release.Hmmm I wonder about that one. It's releasing in 5 weeks. From my understanding the typical gap between going gold and release for physical games is 4-8 weeks. I'd say it's pretty unlikely, but not completely impossible, that the game hasn't gone gold and Nintendo can still get a new firmware ready to pack in with metroid cartridges.
>>750240246like it didnt exist for 360 and vita before they had kernel?
>>750240173>Hacked console is needed to dump games>All the consoles used to dump games are banned>WHO CARES IF I CAN'T GET GAMES DUMPEDAverage intelligence level of /v/
>>750240241I literally don't give a fuck about your war with your tendie girlfriends. Just don't act like a monkey for everyone to see.
>>750240298>All the consoles used to dump games are banned2 more weeks ebic nintenninjas amirite xD
>>750240282I'm talking on the present anon
>>750239689sysmodules(other than the basic ones built into the kernel) are dumpable. The kernel is a microkernel, it doesn't have much functionality and what's there is probably the same as the switch 1. Everything necessary to start doing things is dumpable with this exploit.
>>750240102That's like getting the wheels of a car but you don't have the motor, and then asking the AI to make you a full car blueprint that actually works.
>>7502403852 more weeks
>>750240298Yeah many idiots jumping the gun will get b& but anyone smart enough to be capable of successfully dumping a game has theirs in airplane mode at all times.
>>750240125Alright, anon. See you in """10 years""" when S2 vidya's finally playable for free and AI becomes viable again after Nintendo halted and abolished its advancements.
>>7502403511) This SmileBasic4 exploit comes out and Nintendo which will be patched in the next release2) Genzine retardedly comes out swinging saying that he has an exploit that is different from the one that the other guy had and then heavily implies what is needed to get the exploit working. Nintendo contacts him immediately.3) The even more retarded tranny on the discord comes out swinging and reveals the third exploit, the Artemis save exploit which Nintendo and even lists for Nintendo what games it works on and its mechanicsWith the average intelligence level of /v/ and the average intelligence level of these hackers, Nintendo has just plugged 3 exploits before a single game that anyone is excited for in one go.
>>750226130I don't think they're coming any time soon unless they manage to reuse lots of code from current switch 1 emulators.
>>750240485*releases in
>>750240394Well the car will need the wheels eventually now won't it.
>>750240470Thank you time traveler anon. I also want the lottery numbers please.
>>750239290>>750239484Doesn't really matter short of extracting rom assets i'd expect. Aside from the only game with a ready poc being taken down you'd need a two hundred dollar flipper zero to input it.
>>750240485>they're already playing whack a mole
>>750240525have a look at this diagram anon
The only solution the industry can arrive at is to provide licences / keys for the use of their software on non-native platforms -- with obvious no-guarantee disclaimers therewith. That way, they can sell said licences and maintain the perception of enforcing intellectual property rights. Failing that, they have lost control... Indeed, in an turbulent economic environment where the skyrocketing cost of hardware is becoming a clear and present hurdle to installing the user base necessary to justify investing in the console market, they have very little time before their entire business model collapses into an unrecoverable heap.>TFW you know the industry would collapse; just not what the catalyst to its collapse would be>...until now
>>750240307>Just don't act like a monkey for everyone to see.I don't and even then, that hasn't stopped progress. Nintendo lost 30 years ago and will keep losing for years to come.
>>750232851>Air Riders>masterpieceyeah the game that had all of 2 weeks staying power for multiplayer and like 2 days single player is a real gem
>>750228385Let 'em seethe 'til they can seethe no more.
>>750240535meant for >>750239087
>>750240616So, timescale aside, things are going just as they did in the most sucessful generation ever? Nice.
>>750240668What did they lost 30 years ago? Their consoles keep selling after being hacked. What do you even mean with that? I'm just saying to not let the company know about it until it's ready. It's that simple. The hacking groups were very shill in the past and didn't care about social media or fighting imaginary enemies.
>>750239332The only Nogamestation 5 game I have even a passing interested in, is the Demon's Soul re-make... However, it will need to be modded up the wazoo before I'd entertain installing and actually playing it.
Neat.If only there were games on the switch 2 I was actually interested in playing.
>>750240802Very chill*
>>750237980PC getting it for sure now aside, pretty sure From is working on porting that to PC anyway after Elden Ring flopped comically hard on Nintendo. It's why they've delayed it.
>Just don't act like a monkey for everyone to seeWhen tendies have someone like the Eric spammer, I would suggest that they do not throw stones at others from within their glass houses.
>NDSfags are chimping out again10 million more switch 2 units sold!
>>75024079323.0.1 exploit essentially gives you the full capabilities of running homebrew in the sysnand but not emunand. Hopefully someone can use it to escape userland and get into the kernel.
>>750240663nope, piracy has always been around and never impacts sales. buyfags wont use recomped software because they are obedient corporate slaves
>>750240668>Nintendo lost 30 years ago>successful games>successful movies>successful theme parks Wow Nintendo really is losing.
>>750240946>>successful games1 or 2 a year vs 1 or a month>>successful moviesL>>successful theme parksL
>>750238147Smartest lad in the thread.
>>750240802>We'll never ever get the games if you keep bragging every time!And yet...
>>750226130Pretty sure nintendo sama anticipated this and has been sitting on the switch 3 and possibly 4 for years in preparation for this exact scenario
>>750241017What are you even quoting?
>>750239429Metroid Ravenous and Zelda OOT remakeDon't care about OOT I want my Metroid fix
>>750240802>>750240946>Thinks I'm talking about "muh sales"Tendies showcasing their lack of reading comprehension again. If they were "winning", then why are they afraid of a widdle expwoit? :(
>>750241120You said randomly that they lost 30 years ago. We can't read your mind. For a company they will only lose if they lose money and that only happened with wiiu.
>>750241120No business on earth would allow people to get free shit.
>>750241106See:>>750239215>>750174354>>750177660
>>750241219His next line will be:>I was only pretending to be retarded!
>>750241120Why is sony trying to fight a losing battle against hackers that have gaped the PS5's anus wide open?
>>750226130Hail AI. Praise AI.
>>750240663What I always wondered in this webm is why the hunter is some zombie freak
>>750241365Dunno. Why is Nintendo? It's inevitable. Consoles are fucked.
>>750241365Why is bro equating everything to anal sex?Is he stupid!?
>>750241219>Screaming piratefags and hackerjeets ruined the chance for S2 emulation>WhAt aRe We TaLkInG aBoUt hurr durr WhAt DiD tHeY lOoSe herpa derp??
>>750228886Mainline Pokemon in 3D will never be good.
>>750241437It's different. Nintendo Daddy will patch us and keep us safe from evil hackers.
>T-They'll only loose if they don't make money.And yet they're scared of the potential that some people might have an option that won't make 'line go up'. That sounds like a very, confident and winning attitude.
>>750229073>doing ANYTHING a literal pajeet account with an AI written tweet saysIf you get fucked over by this you deserve it and more.
The scared and confused nintendo derangement nigger doesn't know how to cope with living in a reality where the switch 2 is doing okay, so they repeat that nintendo lost to make themselves feel better.
>>750241473Honestly what are you even talking about. Can you even keep a straight conversation? You still didn't answer what they lost 30 years ago. Do you have some kind of Alzheimers? Quoting random shit from the thread won't work. They didn't lose ANYTHING. We lost an exploit. You fucking gorilla retard.
>Sealioning
>>750241808Don't say that anon
Thread got awfully quiet all of a sudden. Tendies must've moved on to damage control another thread after so much losing.
>>750241751It's basically a religion for them and Nintendo is their Satan.
>>750226130For what games? Wake me up when it gets anything worth hacking it for.
>>750241948>damage for control for a nothing burger
>>750241948People have lives outside 4chan, but I guess that's a foreign concept for you?
They shouldn't stop at a cease and desist. Nintendo should prosecute and enslave gezine.
>>750242025The Yakuza should force them into JAV with ugly bastards.
>>750226130Awesome. I want OoT sfm porn within the month of it's release.
>>750237053>implying Sakurai works on KirbyBrother, the last game he worked on for the series before Switch 2 Air Riders, was the Gamecube Air Riders
>>750242025>how DARE this man try to let me own the console I bought?!Why are tendies so dumb and stupid?
>>750242014And yet here you are.
>>750242075That sounds gay
>>750242078Loli Ruto.....
>>750241948What's that saying they like to spam everywhere? "Lost and raped" was it?It's been 2 days straight of that and they seem to enjoy it.
>>750242098Yes, here I am.
>retards are falling for another scam due to a workaround that has a high chance to brick your switch 2 and it's worse than a year old userland exploitWow great job there guys, you set back switch 2 hacking by at least 18 months.
>>750242005*tap tap* >>750239568
HACK SUMMARY1) Webkit exploit. It's still alive2) Genzine's exploit. Today he implied that the MIG switch can be used to exploit the switch 2 instead of switch 1 carts and immediately received a nintendo email after that. 3) Artemis engine exploit. This relies on either a hacked switch OR the smile basic exploit and a VN like seedsow lullaby demo. 4) Smilebasic 4 23.0.1 exploitExploits 2-4 are likely fucking dead because of the hackers being retards and showing off to appear smarter than the others.
>>750242162So go to that life. You aren't an insecure autist acting pretentious because you lost, are you?
>>750241463retard newfag
>>750236089whats funny is this is straight copium, it turned out the files the AI was fiddling with were from the literal smilebasic VN, not the actual systemthe most they could do was change shit currently in ram, and that exploit is gone now too because now nintendo knows of it
>>750242295What did that anon lose? If anything anyone even me are losing wasting their time in this shitty thread.
>>750242314>and that exploit is gone now >She doesn't know
>>750226130Oh boy cant wait to play.........nevermind
>>750242238>4 hacks in 24 hours>that we know of
>>750239332Why kernel access makes all the difference.
>>750242389They are all userland hacks that could have been used to get a kernel exploit if people weren't retarded
>>750242370>N-NO UThat's a concession, of which there have been many from tendies.Refer to this again >>750242295
>>750238308>but you can definitely mod shit in on a working system,the mods evaporate if you close the gameit's literally useless> you're stuck at this firmware level until a new exploit comes out,not even firmware, the games didn't even get out of userland
>>750242389>>that we know ofIf it's some secret tranny group chances are we won't know about it for at least a year. Until they sell it to some Jeet that will gloat on xitter and Nintendo will patch it. Hopefully hackerman won't be that retarded this time.
>>750242451SAARR, I NEED THE ATTENTION ON MY TWITTER!!! I WILL ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD EVERY EXPLOIT SO LONG AS I GET 7 LIKES ON MY TWITTER SAAR!
>>750242453It hurts knowing we are all wasting our life talking about games we won't even play I know but you must accept that.
t-two more weeks, amirite guise
>>750226130>The Switch 2 has games. Cope and sneed snoys. ;)>*Hacker goes saaaarrrBRAAAAAAP*>T-There's nothing to play on the thing anyway! Nintendo still makes mad dosh!I'm nooticing...
>>750226130Hasn't this been patched already?
>>750226130/v/ has really changed, you have some console faggots seething at their console being hackedold /v/ would celeberate. Why are u faggots defending a corpo?
>>750242451>>750242416>KKKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRRNNNEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!
>>750241560Now it can be, just give the most racist chud a max fable plan and a gen 9 rom.>"But gen 9 sucks!"Yes, but it's open-world "IT RUNS LIKE SHIIIT"I know, but now we can remove the garbage optimization code>"ESG compliant character designs!"Edit them>"No gym puzzles or victory road!!"Add it.
>>750242549meant for >>750242549
>>750242619>Hacks get harder and harder to find>Retards burn 3 hacks in one day before a single good game dropsFun fact, even the other hackers are clowning on how retarded these people are
>>750239110Extremely bad example to use when to this day the newer switch 1 firmware is still impossible to software jailbreak like the PiS5 is.The lite and oled are also still unbroken into to this day, the only reason it works is through a soldered modchip.
>>750242619Dumb bejita bro>B-but I'm cel...Only bejita bros are this dumb
>>750242619It's honestly surreal. I remember when this place helped me get homebrew running on my 3DS.
>>750242703>3 hacks in one dayowari da
>>750242715>That doesn't count because-LOST. AND. _____
>>750242715>it works
>>750242619Why wouldn't piratefags be pissed at a fucking brownoid getting THREE separate promising exploits nuked for 5 minutes of fame before the exploits could amount to anything?People were rightfully pissed at a snoy snitching ONE exploit like 3 weeks ago so why the fuck are you defending triple the retardation?
>>750242796>>750242826good luck getting AIslop to design and solder a modchip for you lol
Tendiebros........... It's joever
>>750242839Everything exists in a vacuum to you, doesn't it?
>>750242884snoyxisters... we're cooked...
uh oh, tendie melty
>>750228886>pokeslop>worth jack shit
>>750242839>THREE separate promising exploitswow, switch 2 has three exploits found a day now?
>>750226130We’re already under two weeks till Zelda you autistic Indian. Where is it saar?
>>750242619Buddy there are LITERAL blizzard and sony corpo hr type shills here. The ONLY time I get banned for racism on this shithole is when I'm spicy in OBVIOUS shill threads. It's LITERAL attack dog jeets/jews
>>750242876Another concession. Very winning attitude.
>>7502427453DS and Switch 1 have unpatchable hardware level vulnerabilities. These 4 switch 2 hacks are all patchable software vulnerabilities. Meaning that any vulnerability that is leaked will be patched in the next switch 2 system update and you have basically fucked over your chances of getting CFW or of getting future games dumped. Plus these exploits aren't even kernel exploits which could have helped you set up proper cfw. And they were wasted before good games came out for twitter clout. This is why a bunch of people are pissed.
Never ever snoys
>>750242884>>750242929xbotniggas... there's no hope...
>>750234106They already decrypted the sysnand kem
>>750226130AI has genuinely ruined console gaming forever now. No point in ever buying a new console again.
>>750242956Three exploits cultivated over time... or that was the idea because one guy wanting his clout somehow got all three shut down in his hubris.
>>750242956Actually one of them was known since launch and the second one was known for a year, they were just kept under wraps.The filesystem vulnerability was accidentally found by the AI paki and was what he used to meddle with the ram to play as peter griffin in mario kart world with.By the way out of all the exploits the filesystem one was the best one because it was the only one that had the potential to get out of userland and actually get to the system itself.Too bad the retard got it nuked.
>>750243032There hasn't been any console worth buying since the Gamecube.
>>750242956Other hackers claimed that they already knew about the leaked exploit. So effectively this guy pissed away something that they knew about and were holding onto, unless they are just pissed they didn't find it first.
>>750243025so where is it?
>>750243032Yeah, time to buy parts to build a PC- oh wait...
>>750242982>>750243045>>750243053*Distant crying baby noises*
>>750243032Nothing that can't run on a 3060 is worth playing. The entropy is upon us
>>750243106In a private repo obviously are you dense Have you not been seeing the developments over the last 12 hours
>>750243126>no argumentWe accept your concession.
>>750242619Because Indian poo niggers like destroying any potentials these could have by snitching early?
>>750243053The filesystem one was also known about.
>>750243167>We accept your concession.Yes, tendie troon, we do.
>>750243074>cubesnoys piping up out of nowhere
>>750243151Why would that matter when the exploits got nuked already anyway? It's way too late to try put the cat back in the bag now.Just make it public or everyone will know this is yet another nothingburger exploit.
>>750243219>n-no u!Easiest snoy concession ever.
>>750226130OoT is playable on PC right now. Why would this matter?
>>750243053There's literally posts you can find from late June of 2025 about some of those VN backdoors, this shit finally got some attention because of internet clout retards and that's that. Some retard journos saw the greentext+shitposting on /v/ and jeets bragging on shitter and the rest is history. Now Nintendo is fully sware and doing DC. Thanks Odama
>>7502429823ds:>hahaha our system is super secure and the bootrom is absolutely static - set in stone, nothing to look at here, pirates!>test functionality that can boot a NDS cart directly, but only works if you hold buttons with the system closed, take that hackers!>it's a hall sensor, so magnet goes brrrrSo goddamn funny. All that ninjhax, ironhax, smilehax and whateverhax but turns out the bootrom was the final target after all (of course, it's only through those initial software hacks that we got to properly know the bootrom in the first place)switch:>screw making our own architecture, just grab the nvidia tegra>leave the "home" button pin available, usable with tinfoil, paperclip or jig>fusée gelée goes brrrrrrrrrrMariko fixed that but by that point the system was fully known and emulated elsewhereThanks, Nvidia!I was hopingt the switch 2 was going to be defeated by another item you could find in a typical office... Throw your ideas!>graphite from a pencil, to bridge some test points>a staple, to be inserted somewhere>adhesive tape, to hold some other weird jig>MULTIPLE magnets>????
>>750243189>the fucking nigger really did get THREE fucking exploits nuked in a single goAItards with nintendo derangement syndrome becoming the best anti-piracy police force is just way too fucking funnynot even the most loyal "tendie" willing to literally die for the company would be able to pull this shit off, not by a long shot, but somehow retarded niggers can
>Snoy out of nowhereSo insecure he had to throw out the boogeyman card. Guess he's currently getting raped having lost so many times lately. kek
>>750226130Even as a hardcore Nintendo fan I'm glad about this.
>>750243327yes, that's why everyone is pissed at these fucking retards
>>750243295I still maintain that the Switch 2 will be defeated by Nintendo themselves. They're going to start using AI in their operating system programming soon, if they haven't been doing it already, and I GUARANTEE that in an update that adds new major functionality like proper themes or something, they're going to accidentally expose a section of the OS and it's going to all unravel from there. I just feel it.
>>750243295>>test functionality that can boot a NDS cart directly, but only works if you hold buttons with the system closed, take that hackers!You're simplifying it. The payload on the gamecard has encrypted and RSA signed. It's not just some security through obscurity BS. The issue is that the asn.1 parsing code had a flaw that you could exploit.>leave the "home" button pin available, usable with tinfoil, paperclip or jigAlso not necessarily an issue. The RCM payloads need to be RSA signed. It's just that there was a buffer overflow that could be exploited.
>>750243358Buddy if your balls dropped you shouldn't be a "fan" of anything
>PS5 gets hacked>snoys lose>Switch 2 gets hacked>snoys lose againhow does this work?
>>750243358But saar! They're nuking the exploits having done the needful openly!
>>750243405idk why people are upset. The dude could've just privately reported it to Nintendo for a payday. He at least chose to share it publicly.
>>750243221The GameCube was the last great Nintendo system for sure. Best games, best hardware, best controller. Wii was aimslop, Wii U was senility personified, Switch and Switch 2 are so bland and boring.
these retarded jailbreakers are going to soon release a tweet crying about how nintendo is sueing them for 80 million and how everything is so unfair and "thanks every1 for supporting me :(("
>>750237281They have a ps5 emulator running on the ps5. This isn't 2025 anymore.
It's so weird how people are saying that PC is the weakest platform. It's looking really dominant now that the whole recomp thing is taking off.
>>750243529the conspiracy people who were saying that the switch 2 was going to get hacked at around the time that WIWA came around might not have been too far off the mark. One of the exploits might have been held back by pokemon which could explain how all the other hackers reacted.
>>750243487Snoys lost?That would imply they had something to begin with.
>>750243443True, you can technically use the HOME button in Mariko and try RCM but it won't accept your payload since the bug was fixed. Ninty could launch a legit payload from their side if they wanted.And for the 3DS, yeah - even the og DS had 'RSA ENCRYPTED' all over the box. Too bad that code was in the unmodifiable bootrom lol
>>750243487>PS5 gets hacked>You can access all games and emulation will become better instantly>Switch 2 gets hacked>You can't do anything other than to play already released games offline on your Switch 2, which you have to manually brick forever.Snoys celebrated too early and thought this was a full hack like theirs
>>750243487Snoys don't exist. Black people don't post here. They're jeet shills tendies misconstrued as organic pushback. I dont think there's been an honest to God "sony fan" since like 2022
>>750243434Japs are quite heavy on the whole AI shit. It might help them in a way, but we know how LLMs can hallucinate hell, maybe it even rebels and leaves crumbs for hackers to get into ON PURPOSE
>>750243608>people are saying that PC is the weakest platformNigger what the fuck are you talking about
>>750243561why do you zoomers keep saying personified when you refer to things which are not peopleit makes no sense the correct word is anthropomorphisedhonestly the erosion of the english language is so depressing to witness
>>750243643Hey Rabi whatcha doin?
>>750243730Finally get some respect around here
I miss the good old days when piratebros and hackergods kept their mouths shut to keep things under wraps, now we're surrounded by piratefags and hackercucks that need their internet validation constantly.
>snoys excited to play a game for the first time
>>750226130Why would I want to play tendie games I'm not a drooling manchild What games do tendies have other than mariocrap remakes and zeldaslop
>>750243638>>You can't do anything other than to play already released games offline on your Switch 2, which you have to manually brick forever.you cant even do thatthe best you can do is go through an extremely convoluted process that takes a few hours (more if youre unlucky) and burn a surprising amount of AIslop tokens to replace the models on mario kart world, mod which uninstalls itself if you close the gameand that's kinda it
>>750226623such as?
>>750243802This is what killed emulation
>>750243683>LLMs can hallucinateWhat? You got examples?
>>750243529so the faggot nuked half a decade of hackerman efforts and didn't even get money out of it, he just got his 5 minutes of famewonderfulthis is what peak IQ looks like right there
>>750243625The most bizarre thing about the 3DS's bootrom flaw is that Nintendo knew about it pretty much from the start. They even filed FCC paperwork in 2014 saying they were going to update the bootrom and were only changing security so they wouldn't need to resubmit the devices for testing. But they never ended up doing it. All models of the 3DS, from prototypes to New 2DS XL, have the exact same bootrom.
>>750243405>Gezine>Trusting that literal faggot glowieYou are such kike. Die painfully.
I can't wait until Sony pulls out of gaming. Not so that Nintendo wins. But so tendies can finally feel as forever alone as they are spiritually without anything to "rub up" against.
>>750243620They had the illusion of pretending to win.
>>750243896Yeah sure. Never mind the fact paypigs tossed it to other corners of the net where you can get it for free.
>>750243946Interesting... and we're all glad about thatseriously, wtf is up with 3DS prices dear lord, thank god we can run backups
>>750244094new to the video game second hand market?
>But saar hackerman can hack gamu in the future. I'm laughing at tendies saar!AI really made the dumbest shitposters we have. Losing exploits will never be a good thing.
>>750243828>I'm not a drooling manchild
>>750243946Changing it invariably would of led to games which had random issues playing on either version
>sars subscroob to my kicksaarter to get the switch 2 emulation saar plsdo you retards never learn
>>750244192
White nerds absolutely gob smacked by Indian powers
>>750244192But I'm owning the tendies!
>>750244365More like you owned yourself.
>>750244313>Trooncord>Muh AIIt'll get cracked again and you will be here the very day it does, seething about it.
>>750244313This guy is retarded.
>>750244313That guy is the epitome of Dunning-Kruger. Fucking "lasting hack" retard.
>>750226130Lmaooo2028 will start having streaming from the cloud only releases
>>750244529>Fucking "lasting hack" retard.are NDStards stupid enough now that you don't realize the end goal of jailbreaks is surviving through cold boots?
>>750244498>>750244501he's a hardware engineer/electrical engineer. probably the smartest one since he reverse engineered one of the switch controllers and implemented it
>>750244620saar doesnt know shit saar, AI will make no mistakes and jailbreak in 2 more weeks trust the plan
>>750244498>>750244501>>750244529Good morning saar. Redeem the future exploit. Tendies are seething! Claude will find it!
>>750244620No, he's retarded.>A lasting hack that would survive FW updatesLiterally not possible without a hardmod.
>>750244736The 3DS and Switch 1 could do it just fine, the trick was that you had to have a specific version before you could update afterwards Thats what he meant I think
>>750244574Brother, you wouldn't know what a cold boot was if it stepped on your scrotum. You're just as ignorant.
>>750244736>Literally not possible without a hardmodno are you stupid?it is is possible if you get kernel/bootrom access. that's the whole POINT
>>750244620He does realize AI didn't actually do much of note here right. It tried and failed mind you, to do something that has been done on multiple other consoles.
>>750244736>Literally not possible without a hardmod.it literally is possible with a kernel exploit, dumb niggeryou know, what the PS3, PS4, PSP, vita and now PiS5 have?
So they didn't get caught?
>>750244951This guy's use of AI is mostly in speeding up his processes like writing tests and shit or getting it to work on tasks that take a lot of grinding.
Anyway... there's still hope that on 23.0.1 someone manages to escape to kernel.
>>750245147There's still 1 userland exploit left
>>750245358The three exploits that got nuked were the best bet they had after a year and half of prodding, they were probably hoping for a game that introduced a vulnerability or a game having an upload system allowing for one.Now that's in the trash bin, be sure to thank your local piracytards for it by the way.
>>750245508some AI tard will get that nuked too down the line after they find it, why does it matter?
The Switch? The Steam Deck?Nah I'm good.
>>750245649>fortnitenot even surprisedpost-steam PCfags are literal goycattle
The IZlauncher homebrew menu release for Switch 2 will have to wait. I'm deep into refining something I discovered four hours ago, and I can't wait to show you.Demo tonight or tomorrow? I want to blow as many minds as possible.I know this looks like I'm just building hype, but honestly, even I didn't expect to get this far so quickly. It hasn't even been 48 hours since @pepsipu released the exploit.
>>750245512Is Switch 2 gonna be the first fully unhackable gaming consule? Did piratevegans lost in the end?
>>750226130I don't get it, /v/ has been calling the switch 2 games shit for the last year but now they want to play all of the games it has
>>750245728do it tonight, no balls
>>750245512NDS cubesnoys, ootsnoys, and pcvegans won't accept it but Switch 2 is now fully unhackable thanks to there retardation kekw
>>750245789There might be something found in a few years, but hopefully whoever finds it KEEPS THEIR MOUTH SHUT this time.
>>750245579This. Switch 2 is effectively fully unhackable. Thanks piratesnoys.
>>750245512>>750245358switch 2 is now fully unhackable and will never be hacked for the next decadebe sure to thank your local piratesnoys for helping build the first unhackable game console
>>750245853>There might be something found in a few years,lol, 10-20 years at a minimum> hopefully whoever finds it KEEPS THEIR MOUTH SHUT this timethey wont geg
OH MY MARIO! DELETE THIS ERIC THREAD RIGHT NOW ERIC ERIC ERIC ERIC*SHITS TENDIE DIAPER*
>>750245512pretty much all exploits will be plugged up by nintendo very soonswitch 2 is the first fully unhackable game console>>750245941you lost piratesnoy
>>750245828Trying to force the "-snoy" term to dilute it is comical.Just call them NDSgroids, and cubegoyim or 64thirdies.
>>750245512Total piratesnoy defeat
>>750235904>pcfags are low IQ gay rapistsIndeed, PC is huge in the third world after all.
>>750245512thispiratesnoys lostswitch 2 will never be hackdd again
>>750226130MAY YOU GET CAUGHT!You won't get away with this!@NOA @Nintendo @MLB @NBC @CNN @FBI @CIA @POTUS
>>750245853it will take 15-20 yrs minimum doebeit and nintendo will shut it down again
>>750245512>>750245358Based Nintendo defeated piratevegansMay you get caught
>>750236669>my games aren't your gamesYou can keep Star Citizen. Everything else of note has already been ported.
>>750245853>but hopefully whoever finds it KEEPS THEIR MOUTH SHUT this time.the problem is nintendo derangement syndrome retards are physically unable to shut the fuck upthe paki actually found a decent vulnerability by managing to get into RAM, which could in theory have been used for getting into the kernel with enough proddingbut the nigger didnt shut the fuck up and decided to explain how to use it to play as peter griffin in MKW for a few minutes, so now nintendo knows about it and the exploit is gone
>>750245358May you get caught, piratesnoy>>750245512It will take like 10-20 years minimum for anyone to find another exploitIts so over piratevegans kek
>>750246202Yep. Now its basically confirmed we will never get another explot of this level for the next decade or two. Thanks piratesnoys
>>750246202>>750245512notice how piratevegans have no response to thisits over, nintendo have officially built the first unhackable game console
>>750245853the final cope is if they can find something in the 23.0.1 or below with the full r/w userland smilebasic thing
>>750246249And Ninty will patch that out too when it goes out
>>750240616>games dumpedWhere?
>>750246202>>750246249This reasoning is absolute horseshit that dunning-krugers are repeating. They just want hackers to stay quiet and never release their findings.
>>750228834So where are they?
I wanted just a homebrew exploit. I hate pirate niggers but moonshell on DS was comfy. Good times... Unfortunately homebrew will always evolve into piracy and company fighting back the exploits. Last time I hacked my system it was just RetroArch shit nothing as interesting as the Wii and DS era with media players, and programs made for the system from scratch. I guess save backups are really the ONLY useful tools now.
>>750246346unironically what do you even wants hackers to do at this point?the NDStards blew three exploits that were together half a decade in the makingassuming a new exploit is found it may take another 5 years minimum, and a random AI kiddie will just expose it wide open for nintendo to patch before hackers can do anything with it
>>750242238>MIG switch can be used to exploit the switch 2 instead of switch 1 cartsMig switch is by all means switch 1 carts dumbass, it is 1:1 copies of them
>>750242610They pulled the game that allows this to happen
>>750240927This is pointless because you won't be able to update past 23.0.1 so good luck pirating any games after Fire Emblem lel.>>750246346>dunning-krugersYou don't know what this word means>>750246376In the piratevegans ass lol>>750246385>I wanted just a homebrew exploitAnd now youll never get it unless you never update your firmware again
>>750246418yeah without DLC, or updatesso basically its fucking worthless
Death of exclusives might be the second good thing to come out of AI. First one is porn
>>750242238Webkit exploit will also be patched very soonPiratevegans lost. Switch 2 is fully unhackable
>>750246346>half a decade>another 5 yearsAre you even listening to yourself? AI will be generalized by then and nothing will stop hackers.
>>750246493U wot m8? If you put a mig on a switch 2 you download the updates and dlc from the store as the mig is detected as an original cart you retard.
>>750246549Meant for>>750246414
>>750246549>muh AIEverything will be patched because piratetroons cant shut the fuck up
>>750246414>assuming a new exploit is found it may take another 5 years minimumMore like 10-20 years at this rate lel
Who's the massive faggot trying to push the "vegan" meme word around?If you're annoyed like me, put this filter:/vegans?/
>>750246346>muh dunning krugerIs this the newest piratesnoy calling card?
>>750246581And then you get instantly banned and proceed to make a whinepost on leddit claiming nintendo bricked your switch "out of nowhere", just like every single retard that has tried doing that thus far.
>>750246645I'm shocked how thin skinned PCfags are despite how much shit they talk.
>>750246737Mig v1.2.1 has been out for more than a year and so far not a single ban.
>>750246863Not a single ban yet, piratevegan
>>750246202>>750246249>>750246312>replying to yourselfDo shittendo shills really
>>750242985Fuck yeah we dining good.
>>750246782Its worse than forcing the milhouse meme, its THAT dull and retarded. See? Another hidden post, that filter works wonders
>>750246925>SAAR WE ARE REDEEMING NEW USERLAND EXPLOIT HERE ARE THE STEPS OF EXPLOIT SAARS- *nintendo patches the exploit and makes it completely useless and undoes years of progress in just one day*do piratexisters really?
>>750246069You lost and got gaped.
pc vegans lol
>>750247083Why aren't you playing on your Switch 2 instead of whiteknighting for a corporation? I heard it has numerous hit titles to play. Or are you telling me they're so dogshit they're not worth playing?
>>750237714That's the one. Ty, Fren.
>>750237714The PC one was actually funny now that I'm a Linux user. It's true.
>>750233468Two more weeks saar, the AI will be speeding it up!
>>750226130HOLY KWABOTY
