It's her turn
>>750227002i deserve a gf that looks like this
>>750227002I had a gf that looked like this
>>750227002inb4 the avatarfagging russian shits up the thread
>>750227002I had a gf that dressed like that
>>750227002Fine, she can be on top this time.
>>750227002>the raped
>>750227002>british>poorfag>1800sbet her armpits stink good
this is the best costume ever
>>750227258>>750227341And now you don't. Losers.
>>750227002the spade's missing a Q
>>750227763you are just jealous
>>750227002For what? She's perfect, don't even think about ruining her with a remake or a shitty sequel or prequel! I could go for an actual good sequel though, but who can you trust to do her justice?
>>750227002I burned out by mermaid world. I still like the game. Especially the drum heavy combat theme.
>shit game that was too long and a mediocre experiencegarbage slop>same shit game but add LE MANIC PIXIE GOTH MENTAL ILLENESS GIRLHOLY SHIT WHY WON'T THEY MAKE A SEQUEL OMG IT'S THE BEST THING EVER PLEASEalice fags are actually fucking unbearable
This website has ruined the spade symbol for me in any context
I'm playing her first game right now. Still prefer Madness Returns so far.
>>750227002I need to I subtly coax my cosplaying friend into embodying this character.
She is surprisingly popular with the japs.
>>750228176its literally just a poker card symbol, their little gay raceplay fantasy symbol is different anyways
>>750228101>Game is better if it has an attractive girlWow, anon. I think you have cracked a code here. Better send this info to all AAA developers so they learn this.
>>750227002Is this game good? I own it, bought it solely because i Liked the style and genuinely enjoy the disney movie, I got the first one too
Do you think I could pick up a cute goth girl if I wore my Alice Madness Returns shirt?
>>750228517>long straight haired pale girl means I have to spend moneyif you actually went outside you can see a million of these a day and not shill some extremely mediocre experience which has been dead for past a decade which only neckbeard virgins in their 30s won't shut the fuck up about
>>750228662they only date drug dealers and sugar daddies
American McGee is too busy sucking xi jinping yellow cock, while he gets served food made with sewage oil. maybe the a-rabs will bring him back to make a sequel.
>>750228676That MIGHT be right if I didn't live in the most niggerific part of Alabama.Hopefully if I get the job I'm applying for I can move.
>>750228545No, the aesthetics are nice if you're in to it but the gameplay is just bad. Dante's Inferno mogs it, yes, it's that bad. And I say this as someone who likes it.
>>750228183I'm the opposite. I liked the original and don't really care for the sequel after playing it for a bit.
It's fun, I liked it.Giantess segment is sex
>>750228662goth girls probably wouldnt know what the fuck you're wearing. Even less so with fake E-Girls that just dress up as "goth"
>>750228176>>750227849If your kind start mimicking white people now, you would be in a better place now
>>750228676>T. Neckband virgin squrting anal liquid at a mediocre action adventureEverytime >>750228871Dante's inferno was ass tho. Soul sacrifice mogs that.
>>750228183>>750228921The first game is miles better than the second but is rarely posted because it's too low poly for coom/lonely posting.
>>750228176You jews keep trying to reinvent your cuck fetish because everyone is bored of it.And it will never fix your envy of white men
man i love pork, imagine being a subhuman that cant eat pork or gets his foreskin chopped off lmao
>>750228176it made me get excited over random things
>>750228183>Still prefer Madness Returns so far.I'm still dreading the chinese wank level that only exists because the developers are from China.
>>750229265>mimicking white people
CHINESE MCGEE RELEASE ME FROM THIS ASIAN MINIGAME HELLSCAPE
>>750227002Just finished her game the other day.Amazing environment art, nice story with an odd pacing, passable gameplay that probably should have been condensed down, surprisingly boring 'music' (it was mostly just environmental ambience)>>750231460You vill solve ze sliding puzzles and jump through ze shitty 2d platformer.All the minigames felt like they were coming up with something for the interns to do
>>750231460Is Alice riced?
>>750228545Only the chink level is god awful.The rest of the game is pretty good.
>>750231571I thought the story was absurdly unnecessary.The cool levels are so short compared to ten year long fucking opium rape of nanking level. The music was okay but doesn't hold a candle to the OG. The presentation/artstyle is quite lovely, I'll give it that. The gameplay has a great foundation but it's not built on well and then repeated minigame fill crap. The OG has way more fun weapons too. The different dresses are a nice touch though.5/10 game with 10/10 best girl alice.
>>750227002To get pregnant?
>>750231440>Openly admitting he's not white
>>750227553For me its
>>750231950Orson? Action Orson please
>>750231584So jews fear the BWC
>>750228183what mod
>>750231563notice how you couldnt mention asians ? you lost
I prefer the original
>>750232556As one should. Although returns alice is super cute.
>>750228414>surprisinglyanon, nippon loves alice in all forms
>>750231941Yeah that's part of why the pacing felt off. Rather than the story giving you more reasons to push into the game, it felt like the opposite with the game giving you more reasons to poke into the story (except the gameplay isn't all that great either).The mystery of the fire isn't really much of a mystery and if the collectible memories didn't tip you off then chapter 4 just says the answer so they can get that out of the way. Then the final chapter's story beats feel out of left field. I had heard about that portion of the game years ago and was looking for elements of it in the previous levels, but I really didn't notice anything. Maybe on a second playthrough something would stand out.I'd still describe the story as 'nice' due to how well it handles characters with little screen time, overall theming and balance between the original story and new developments, etc. It feels like there's some gap in what was made, possibly the result of cut content, scrapped features, reorganizing for deadlines. Still competent enough, just kind of a shame
>>750227763don’t get too cocky, you’re next ;)
The first game sucks. Combat sucks, bosses suck platforming sucks, controls suck but are at least mostly rebindable. Aesthetics is good, but that is not enough.
>>750231563Kek. Based Whitebro. Not white, but your race's survival is integral to mine >>750232490>AsiansLol. Kek-lmao even
>>750227002I am playing this game, I am on the last chapter. It is a pretty fun action platformer with some scary and kinda heavy moments.
Alice doll would kinda go hard.
>>750231571sceneries are pure cinema
>>750231950there's no such thing as being "white", that's amerimutt cope
>>750234361>He doesn't kno America is literally spicsEvery "white" cop that gets in trouble in news? A spic if you look it up. "Based " politicians? Spics. Billy mays successor? A based spic fuck that my pillows faggot
>>750227002sex sex sex
>>750234541I have a type.
>>750234508Ah shalom
are there even still goth girls who cosplay Alice?
>>750234732>not only is she from Marvel slop but also only playable in a fighting game of all thingsThis might very well be one of the biggest waste of an amazing character design I've seen. Good taste though.
>>750234948If that's who I think it is, she was only good in her debut
>>750234905I don't know about goth girls but the last time I went to a local con there must have been about a dozen girls cosplaying as her. It was mostly just because of some popular Instagram Alice cosplayer doing a meetup but still it surprised me to see that many in the current year.
Are there goth guys and do women like them as much as men liking goth girls?
>>750235027Are you talking about Evolution or Nyx?
>>750234905Yeah but they're usually fat and have tattoos
>>750236501Evolution, but I only meant character wise. She's fine looks wise everywhere. Even wolverine and the xmen
>>750234732Prostitutes?
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Az8dnVQXxGHpbbhgmmahayIG_6-wHVi-/view?usp=sharingAmerican McGee's Alice with VorpalFix already applied if anyone wants to play it
>>750234541Do insane asylum girls look like that?
>>750228414That's my fucking wife and she looks so hot like that
>>750238820Thanks
i tried madness returns but got bored, i wish i could enjoy it but the puzzles are braindead easy, platform isn't had just kinda clunky. the game just looks unique
>>750228183Madness returns is better overall. Also this webm does things to me
Second game was boring as fuck. Let it stay dead.
>>750241307You're just horny
I like the presentation of the first game, but the gameplay is rather dated and, by god, the platforming sucked ass.
>>750241307>Madness returns is better overall.It looks nice and I like some of the combat/gameplay sections. But the music is kind of forgettable, it's too much of a collect-a-thon, only one boss fight, the story feels rushed and doesn't always make much sense. It felt promising but like it didn't quite deliver on it.
>>750241485Yes.>>750241702Its one of those games where the aesthetic carries it hard in general. But I had enough fun.
My only hope for the EA buyout is they make a new game or a remake since its still popular in its niches
>>750243523Doesn't Saudi Arabia pretty much control it now? I don't see how that might give any more chance of anything happen with the Alice franchise, if anything it seems less likely now.
>>750244124When the Saudis got control of street fighter and some Capcom stuff, they actually increased the lewdness since its free marketing.
>>750228176>>750227002i have a pavlovian response to that and i love it so muchyou did this to me /v/
>>750244324I mostly meant that they would be even more focused on the major franchises that print money and not a comparatively small game like Alice.
>>750239538>>750228414Why is this a thing
>>750227002I was just thinking of this game the other day. Apparently something new is being worked on. Some kind of spin-off about some kid with his own mindscape called Dreadfuland.
i love alice
>>750244997In a platonic, non-sexual way, right?
>>750227002I saw a few Alices at nycc, they were either fat, brown or had jewish noses
>>750230968Madness Returns is by far the better game to look at but the original is definitely a better overall game.
>>750238820ThanksI never got around to finishing the original
>>750238820Nice.
>>750229265>start "mimicking white people">have to spend all day trying to be black
Could American McGee appeal to the Saudis to let a kickstarter for Alice Asylum to be pushed off the ground?
>>750244649Japan loves Alice in Wonderland in general for some reason
>>750245717Probably because it's one of the OG isekai, and with a cute girl protag at that.
>>750245717High fetish potential
>>750245717>Japan loves Alice in Wonderland in general for some reasonGee I wonder why
>>750245692He could try but I don't see them caring much about these smaller titles they've acquired. He seems to have given up on Alice anyway and started working on something else related to his stuffed toy brand.
Pale girls are so beautiful, it sucks that real life white women are some of the worst people to have ever been born in human history.
