27 days to go motherfuckers>favorite character?>favorite song?>favorite screenshot?>favorite moment?
>GTA 6 COUNTDOWN THREAD
It's a confirmed flop
>>750229578>favorite character The megamundo woman that’s built like Sara jay>favorite song?I do not have one>favorite screenshotOP pic>favorite moment? The hdr in the trucking park from the leaks
>>750229676What did you mean by this
>>750229676OP living up to his name
anything that’s criticizing gta vi is being wiped off the catalog
>>750229578can't fucking wait. It feels so good to anticipate a modern game that's actually going to deliver.>favorite character?I have high hopes for both Jason and Lucia. I'm going to enjoy playing them both.>favorite song?I've already heard slayer, pantera and dio era sabbath on the radio preview so I know at least one station will be great. tom araya and kerry king as djs should be an autistic delight.>favorite screenshot?The one you posted honestly. any scene with lucia in those shorts makes me diamonds>favorite moment?learning you need to refuel cars lol
>>750230029I guess that explains the lack of GTA 6 threads the past few days
>>750230093There was one that was just banned for posting a real quote from the writer kek
>>750229578GTA6 is going to flop and Rockstar is going to go bankrupt. Screenshot this post.
>>750229578>Daft Punk would rather collab with LEGO than produce music for GTA VIBased or cringe?
>>750229578FUCK LUCIA
>>750230037Hearing im broken was the only good thing ive heard on the radio so far
this is from the launch trailer when the random unknown dude (or Raul?) is in some sort of club, am i blind or there seems to be a semi-naked woman on the right but i can't fully tellmin 0:37https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1B4B2yBZY
>>750230247Based. GTA VI is literally satanic.
>>750230247Not all baguettes are bad
>>750230247one of the daft punk guys already collab in one of the original songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ev1PQEm7ns
>>750229676FPBP
>>750230396Guy-Manuel didn't represent DP when he did it
I'm expecting a morbillion DDOS attempts against Rockstar and Sony on launch day, and they're going to be powered by AI.Could you imagine the nuclear normalfag seethe if hackers DDOS the authentication servers Rockstar uses and nobody can play on launch day, despite taking time off their wagie jobs to do it?
>>750230574>hackers DDOS the authentication servers Rockstar uses and nobody can play on launch dayBut it's a single player game, why would it need an internet connection?
>>750229578>30 days until GTA6 can be emulated for free>35 days until multiplayer is available on PC>40 days until modders make it so every building can be entered
>>750230647I can't tell if you're trolling or you're actually this new when it comes to Rockstar's games.And it would have to authenticate on PSN anyway because I don't think Snoy lets you play games offline.
>>750230750None of these things will happen
>>750229578Nobody gives a shitGo to reddit and enjoy your cuck slop
>>750230872>Nobody gives a shitThe entire world gives a shit retard
>>750230872>nobody gives a shit>GTA6 is expected to cause as much economic damage, if not more, than the World Cup because of how many people take time off work to play itThere's shitposting, then there's just being a moron.
>>750230987>>750231123I should have clarifiedNobody with an IQ above 75 gives a shit
>>750231186>Nobody with an IQ above 75 gives a shitYet you’re in this thread replying. What does this say about your IQ?
>>750229578>only on ps5So they don't want my money>but PC release in a yearToo late faggots
>>750231665You’ll buy it the second it releases
>>750230273come on, you don't like raining blood?
Bump
Where is everyone
>>750230264I will, indeed
These characters are going to be like barbie dolls with the amount of customizations that have been advertised
>>750235596Just look at all the option rdr2 had for what boiled down to "broke cowboy outfit, normal cowboy outfit and rich cowboy outfit."gta is going to have a retarded ammount of options to cover modern styles for both genders, especially with the emphasis on changing frequently.
>>750230037>learning you need to refuel cars lolDo we actually have confirmation that the final build has this?I know it was in the leaks, but it was very unfinished with no animations, just a prompt to fill the gas in exchange for money.
>>750230574It's absolutely going to be DoS'd by everyone trying to play, but not intentionally. Also, the launch is local not global so it will be staggered anyway. Probably the worst of it will be on preload day which is irrelevant since you'll have a week to keep trying.
>>750229676>picture taken by Margaret Bourke-White>She was born in the Bronx, New York, to Joseph White (who came from an Orthodox Jewish family) and Minnie BourkeEVERY. FLIPPIN'. TIME.
>>750230247>make money doing nothingvs.>come back from the dead to potentially tarnish your reputation
>>750231665Not a year. Like Q1 27.
>>750235937I think so. I thought it was in those articles where youtubers watched gameplay. Don't scare me, anon. A sizeable portion of my enjoyment is hinged on this mechanic
Not buying, but probably will pirate when it comes to PC. And my expectations are extremely low. Based on all of the official footage and the leaks there is NO FUCKING WAY that software is worth $100.
>>750236759aren't you people still taking turns playing san andreas multiplayer on the one decent pc at the cyber cafe?
>>750235937>but it was very unfinished with no animations, just a prompt to fill the gas in exchange for money.That's not the case, if you watch the leak video again, he doesn't have enough money so he never completes the prompt to fuel up.But yes, in one of the TGG preview bulletpoints he mentions fueling up is a little 10 second cutscene where you have to press the trigger to fuel up the car.I'm not sure if that's the case for boats, helis and planes, too.
Having to refuel is just a way to get you to drain more money online to buy shark shit cards
>>750238090you really think it will be that prohibively expensive?
>>750238187It adds up and people are stupid
>>750237237Nobody cares that you spent $100 on goyslop
>>750237237lol No. Never played SA on anything but the PS and not since maybe 2006. Why must I be sooooooooo excited for this sanitized 2026 Rockstar game which doesn’t look all that great?
>>750238348Yeah it won’t be topping SA
>>750237997Let's be real, it's for a story mission or gas station job, you won't be refueling every car you drive.
>>750238090first thing: LOLsecondly: it would be a good thing if they found a way to make money useful, even online. In 5 there wasn't actually much to spend it on unless you're a retard and those guys will buy the cards no matter what.I've been playing since launch and only own a handful of bikes, the duke o death (free) and a hydra. Owning more only demonstrates lack of skill. Got a biker clubhouse and the sub, what more do I need?
>>750238767probably the opposite. missions will will never put you in a position to run out of gas (besides an early one demonstrating the mechanic) and it will mostly be a minor free roam mechanic
>>750238926>besides an early one demonstrating the mechanicExactly, where they tell you that you can work there if you want
>>750238987Anon, please. I'm trying to manage my expectations so close to release.
Only gta threads that get replies are rage bait ones
>>750229578>*Farts*
>>750229578*Sniffs*
Please god let me dress Lucia up as a slut and either whore her out for petty money or do a stripping minigame I just want this fucking latina whore to be a corrupted piece of fuckmeat
Hello
>>750241243that stripper pole in the apartment is definitely interactive
Why do the buildings look so real? I can't put my finger on it, but the lighting plays a huge part of it.
>>750243057o/ hai :3
>>750245413aww I forgot she does that cute pose for himand retards claim that her wanting him to look like and wanting to look nice for him is "woke"
>metal station>you can buy in-game earbuds and listen to this while you walk aroundi'm still trying to get through ng+ of dd2's dark arisen dlc but man this game is going to make me out for months - even more than rdr2 did
>>750245519fuck forgot pic
>COUNTRY RAP STATION
RIP DOLLYyour tits were amazing
>>750245413Probably spent a longass time taking reference pictures on their trip. The background buildings are cliche Miami architecture, but the shitty apartment is something that could only be imagined by realworld capitalism and a greedy landlord
>>750245750i'm not from florida but some guy made a video of locations in the trailers and that blue building in the background is real too
Will you have to pay a toll like in GTAIV? Just without stopping because they have the same e-tag logo like in real life.
i love that there are fuckloads of stations but i hope the talk radio is goodit was lacking in V and even lazlow wasn't funny
>>750230247just ICE is based. get them brownoids out of murrica.
DON'T YOU DARE MAKE LUCIA FAT
>>750245519They’re going to have ear buds to listen to music? Where did you read this?
>>750246303leaks showed jason trying out headphones and earbuds and rockstar themselves confirmed you can listen to the radio on-foot with them
>>750246303here i'll spoonfeed you slowpokehttps://www.eurogamer.net/gta-6-headpones-earbuds-radio-podcasts
>>750230781hes being sarcastic you stupid retarded jeet fuck
>>750230247So much for being dead
>>750245519it's the little things that matter in gta, and this is a real big little thing
>>750230128Why is copypasting the writers quote got banned? Something stings?
>>750246918my little thing is getting bigger the closer we are to release
>>750230247Justice is daft punks alterego band iykyk
>>750229578>Raul, he reminds me of Lalo from Better call saul>Devil woman, I've heard it so many times I'm starting to get tired of it>kfc bucket>it's not out yet, probably the last leek since i think cyberjeet has finally given up
BOOBIEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh2yhw9WXSE
>>750230247>Make new music or Sign few papers
brian is gonna die taking a bullet for jason and i'm gonna cry like a little bitchrip milton
>>750230302He was dressed like rual
https://youtu.be/Gft_kG9cfJg?si=iux5WksL9FWqtclz
jason can't stop winning
>>750245461I'm making their relationship strong so I can see all the cute moments they have together.
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>>750248158
you can stop spamming, simp. we got it, foids love jason. shocker.
damn she THICC
>>750248369>simp>foidlol incelyou're so jealous of jason
>leaks are glitchy as fuck>so was the extended lookleek was right about the game being unfinished
I hope King gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is in the soundtrack list. They're one of my favorite bands and they colabed to produce the official song with Tame Impallahttps://youtu.be/5dPwBWvmcbQGood to see some Australian artists getting recognition
>>750248625>leek was right about unreleased game being unfished yeah nigga, that's why they delayed it by a yearotherwise they would've released it in 2025 and made 50 bajilion dollars
>>750248672I hope there is a Mr. Inbetween reference. That show is phenomenal.
>>750248746>that's why they delayed it by a yeartypical jeet behavior
>>750246926
the lighting and hair physics are actually fucking insaneunreal engine 5 and re engine in fucking shambles
>>750248786I don't get this quote. That's always been the American Dream. White picket fence, a car or two, and a loving family. Loans are part of home and car ownership. Also, Americans are obsessed with credit cards.
>>750248770So they were supposed to release it in a state like like cp2077 and fix it 3 years later?
>>750229578PC ai-reslop vs. Rockstar official port race is real.
>>750248797Ue5 wasn't well suited for open world gamesbut they keep trying maybe clade will help em out with optimization for the witcher 4 and Lord of the rings RPG
>>750248872it's still in a state it would seem
>>750248915Probably not they got 4000 people working on it and RDR2 released in a pretty decent state
>andypants claims to not care about this game>just made another shitty ragebait video
>favorite character?Brian so far, the most accurate representation of a Floridian and I liked his allegory about the fair in the extended look>favorite song?Pretty Ricky - On The Hotline from the Cyberleek vid>favorite screenshot?Jason's hair and dicksucking lips in this one>favorite moment?Lucia parachuting from the rooftop with the city skyline in the background
>>750229676Imagine if blacks still dressed like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIOit_s4CFI
>>750248834No, thats PART of the dream. The full dream includes living a full, meaningful life. The point here is the "dream" has been replaced by hoping one can get a loan for a mediocre house and hoping one can make payments needed.
>>750249293oh yeah good point i feel bad for today's young folk
>>750229578>favorite songEvery song In the chamber so far is a banger ill probably tune on this radio and never change
>>750229578>favorite character?Cal>favorite song?Flower in a HurricaneIt was Mine o' Mine before>favorite screenshot?pic rel - the nudge in the launch trailer brought me back to this i know i'm gonna love their chemistry >favorite moment?the start of the shootout in the extended look - shit looks amazing
>>750229578Half the promo images show her in a short denim skirt, what is that going to look like when you parachute? Usual black void?
>>750229578the real question is what pet will you tame?i want a cat but it's fucking florida so i'll probably end up with a komodo i heard they're invasive to the bayou but, imagine if you will, being able to tame a horse and telling it to stomp on the cops about to cuff you.
>>750250351Congratulations Rockstar!
I'm gonna laugh so hard when this flops.
>>750250643
And it WILL flop.
I've been psychically manifesting this outcome for years.
>>750251307how delusional must someone be to think this?
>>750251235>>750251307>>750251398get ready
>>750251447>the cati kek'd
i do not get the SR reboot thingwhat do these have in common
With every ritual, my influence on the financial outcome of this game grows.
crazy that world of warcraft has better gameplay than gta
By November 19th? It won't stand a chance.
>>750251535>he doesn’t know
Yo Lucia yall ready to HUZZAH yall! Check this funky fresh iFruit tune I just streamed on muh phone *plays Kodak black skrilla*YEEEA das what I’m talkmbout Willis time to down one for THA ROW now *sparks fictional blunt*
>>750251704please enlighten me
24 days Xbros we goin to New Zealand on the 18th
>>750252817>implying aussie will be allowed to play GTA6
>>750254498why not? it's already rated 18+
>>750254498Don't worry, Musk will get it banned in USA.Killing GTA police is like killing real police, blue lives matter.
>>750229578>27 days to go motherfuckersnot released until pc version comes out imo
>>750255243The race is on.AI sloppa vs. Scottish (really Indian) scran.
they need to sell as many copies before release as possible because after people see the gta 6 bugs and glitch fail vids that make star wars outlaws and cyberpunk look polished, the sales will plummet spectacularly.I expect the leeks were a promotional stunt all along and suspiciously the game has a very generous pre-order window, which means the game's been ready for months but they're racking up as many preorders as they can before they release
>villain is actually the protagonist
>>750230247there hasn't been a single good song in VI with the exception of the trailer one
>>7502295784k devs>still barely any enterable buildings>0 reaction from the NPCs seeing you naked>el goblina face>no flat asian lolita bodies>no PC port day one>crowds are barely above GTAV's tier>shitty physics>so far barely any enterable buildings>no sex minigame>uglified lucia from her earlier build version>can't pull out weapon in the strip club unless you're wanted>DOWNGRADED graphics and NPCs>most likely won't be able to attack gay prides or anything related to trannies>full of ''white man bad, what she did before meeting you is her business chud'' bad millenial writing, very bad millenial humour>STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER, brown>fps drops>that GPS map>30 FUCKING FPS? LOL>broken glitchy animations>downgraded building interiors>literal gay sex but its ok if rocksaar does it>subversive social economic narrative muh poor criminals :(I'm glad i'll pirate this trash on PC and mod it to make it somewhat bearable
>>750229578>>favorite character?don't know any except lucia and jason so i'll say lucia because big butte sexo>>favorite song?don't know any>>favorite screenshot?haven't seen any>>favorite moment?when the game releases
>>750256923What's your favourite music genre?
>>750231123destroying the economy because everyone wants to play your game is based though
nothing about it looks super interestingas a kid the gta games were funny sandboxes to fuck around inbut gta6 looks too expensive and processing heavy to have quick fun in
>>750257143video game music
>>750229578wow what an organic and definitely NOT forced thread
>>750229578Without skimmimg through the thread, what's the percentage of pc-only ncels coping and seething in this one? The usual 85%?
>>750257332Not big music guy then. Video game music is not a genre.
>>750257025>>0 reaction from the NPCs seeing you nakedLikely was a mod or this was just beta.
>>750257517well no i don't like jewish music for goyim
>>750250447I take it you haven't seen the leaks?
>>750258235What about jewish music for jews?
>>750249157everyone dressed better back then....
>>750230247>one involved getting the band back together and making new music>the other involved doing nothing and getting paideven as bait posting this makes you a retard
What's the first thing you'll do when you enter the open world for the first time?
>>750263528Probably drive around and look up online if there are horses so i can ride a horse
>>750263528>ignore trooncia>only focus on Jason>explore the swampsyep its gaming time
So the leaknigger isnt gonna leak shit?
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