WAHOOOO! WAHOOOO! WAHaaaaAAAAAAACKGLRGLRRRUGL
Bro what if Mario but like when he eats a mushroom he gets high?
>>750233482mario if he wheel
>>750233482Where's the exit portal?
Vaxx status?
>>750233606lol okay but what if bowser captured peachand they had SEXLMAO
>>750233482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uncjcbLtyck
>>750233642That is the exit portal
>>750233639Mario wheelMario deal
This is what happens every time Mario goes into a pipe.
>>750233482bros... i can't believe mario's fucking dead
>>750233482is he ok?
>>750233482Imagine if you were human and this happened to you.
>>750233482Mario if he heretic
>>750233482>>750235507>>750235559>NOT-A SO FAST!!
>>750233482I did this to a stripper once
>>750235559Yes, he had an extra 1UP.
Play it backwards."Magic wheel that makes Marios"
>>750233482YAHOOO
Let'sa gooooo...
>>750235792Mario if he Jewish
>>750235631um guys Mario is looking right at us and he looks pissed
>>750233482>>750235792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
>>750235892NOT funny. NOT cool. NOT okay.
>>750235892You're so funny!>>750236007>butt hurt!
>>750235903Probs pissed that he has not had his own video game in years.
>>750233482Mario if he killed by Cream
>>750235631thank god he’s ok
>>750236082this is you
>>750233482bing bing wa-ACK
>>750233482This is what Eric spends his time doing
urinal mario
>>750239506>mya aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarms
>>750239641TIME TO TAKE A PISS
Mario sitting in his favorite chair.
>>750239619based
>>750239645beating King Bob-omb isn't gonna be easy
>>750239619We are all Eric
>>750239641>oh shut up it's not like this is a highlight for me either
>>750233482Here's the real one.
>>750233990Okay but what if bowser and Mario were gay lovers?
>>750233482What if a human were pressed against that, feet first?
>>750235613Thank god I’m not human
>>750239572That’s just uncalled for.
>>750233482
>>750235631wtf is this real?
>>750240178>hearda you werea talking shit
do NOT open
>>750235613>Average day of work in china
>>750233482That's gonna happen to his brother once he's sentenced for the murder (that he has plead guilty to)
>>750235631>Mario is fucking PISSED
>>750233642A-fags blown the fuck out!
>>750233606IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!https://youtu.be/n92s9JNKFBY?t=206
>>750240369mario if he beijing
>>750239506kek
>>750239641urinal engine 5 mario looks incredible!
>>750235792Mario if the resident evil mold consumed him
>>750239641getting "gerbil in a microwave" flash animation energy from this image
>>750240443classic youtube kino
>>750235631you're ai slops boars me
>>750243185>boarsyou indian ai-haters sure are something
>>750243360>you're/slops/boars>ai addicted dumbass doesn't get an obvious joke and calls me indianyou people are so overwhelmingly and embarrassingly stupid and predictable that I wouldn't be surprised if you're actually just ai botsinsane that we're considered the same species, somehow
>>750233482>not "Muhammad Avdol ... is dead.webm"
>>750243014Real ones saw this on Newgrounds first
>>750243564>be me>on the spectrum>make up cool conversations and jokes in my head that sound a lot better up there>make the absolutely embarrassing mistake of trying to involve strangers online in my headcanon where I owned them anyway tell me about your predisposition for stacking items and your glowing social life.
>>750235708>vore
>>750233482I'm glad they started with his brain so he wouldn't have to suffer as long.
>>750235631>still loses a finger pushing the saw awayAlso those AI slops completely changing the "artstyle" (don't know how else to put it) midaway are a total whiplash.
>>750235792Super Mario Hiroshima Land
>>750240320MODS
>>750240369*GROALA!*
>>750233482MAAAAAAMAAAAAAHOOO-WOOW-OW
>>750233482Oh... that's goreThat's gore of my comfort character
he's fucking dead...
>>750240280of what, insulting forever alones like you is a good thing.
>>750235892Kek
>>750239506One been looking for this one
>>750235892Mario if he Jewish
>>750240178Mario after entering the teleporter from OP's webm
You know its bad when these threads are the only good ones on the board
>>750233482he arms come off
>>750233482Mario if he triple moderna boosted
>>750233482>>750235792why do kids love this shit?
>>750243642Came here just to see this, not disappointed
>>750239641ah it's the old mario trick
>>750235993i cant bear to listen to his pain
>>750240369Mario if he is a Chinese metal worker
Sometimes I like Mario. Other times I love Mario.
NO MARIO!
>>750242945BiteMeWhoseYourDaddy
Perfect Mario...
>>750240369Zipper Mario Bros.
>>750246102mario if he were lust penis
>>750235708>conveniently placed exit
>>750235903>>750240412
>>750247441Mario if he eb
>>750240384Luigi if he Mangione
>>750233606lmao what if mario stomped on a gooba and instead of getting coins or one ups or whatever, the creature exploded into blood and gore, and there was just fucking bloody bones and skin everywhere and his wife was next to them screaming "Oh my god noooooooo!!!" lmao.
>>750240320Ow ow owowowo
>>750240320luigisisters im gonna be SICK
>>750233482Makes me catch my breath every time I come in here.
>>750235792Now reverse it
>>750240178SUPER SMASHBROTHERS
>>750235892hehehe
>>750254424
>>750251970
>>750233482is this the fate of all imperfect Marios?
>>750235708This does not work, the femurs are so tough the machine jams before you reach the pelvis
>>750240369>And yes, this game was, in fact, made by Nintendo
>>750244157that's not vore
>>750240369
>>750254961You're dead either way
>>750235892Mario if is rael
>>750233482>that 1 second around 0:03 to 0:04 when mario turns blue
I love how this board. Tendie or not, doesnt take mario seriously and does all this shit to him
>>750239619This Eric guy seems pretty cool
