LMAOOO, GOOD RIDDANCE.Rest in piss Bioware, glad this will never see the light of day.
>>750236026HAHope they all kill themselves
>why is the alien hundreds of years in the future not as youthful as the previous games!?!?!?!
>>750236026Rest In Piss bioware. Rest In Piss.
Maybe in another universe...
>>750236109You think wrong.There are asari in the games that are a thousand years old and they still look youthful.
>>750236109Breasts don't get smaller with age and asari age slow as fuck
its crazy how the front page is nothing but coomershit
>>750236109Her mom had bigger boobs as she got older.Even het other mom that was spying on her had bigger boobs than this liara.Go fuck yourself woke retard
uh oh... the right wing chud coomer is upset guys
>>750236026Universe is noncanon and doesn't exist
>>750236026rest in piss wokeware
>>750236224reddit is just a few clicks away
>>750236109Her mom who is 400 years older in that picture btw, she looks younger.
>>750236026>getting mogged by her superiorsRekt
>>750236224Yeah third worlders who play gacha killed this board
>>750236360>blue tiddie veinsbueno
bioware, more like bioWASTED in PISS lmao
>>750236109Another Asari who is also 400+ years older than her and leading a more stressful life, also looks younger.
>>750236210they definitely sag
>>750236026Commander Shepard banged those tits into oblivion. Suckled on that sweet blue milk till there was nothing left.
>>750236109The Asari are basically space elves, they live thousands of years and age incredibly slowly.
>>750236026>calls you into HR vs your first handjob
>>750236449They're not just sagging, they're noticeably smaller.
>>750236026>it was gonna be good this time!!!that trailer was a bunch of bullshit meant to trick investors and let them live on to wear the Bioware skinsuit ever so slightly longer and the final game would likely have still ended up a pozzed piece of shitfortunately for everyone they finally got put out of all of our misery and can't rape the corpses of old IPs anymore
>Tits too big triggers trannies>Tits too small trigger pedo crusadersWhats a lefty virtue chasing developer to do?
>>750236026Can you run your hands through an Asari's head tentacles?
To be fair they made every woman's breasts bigger in the 3rd game ME 1/2 the only women with large tits are Miranda and Samara
>>750236364Liara was also brutally mogged by her own mum.
>>750236663Hopefully die.If I was president of the united states, I would fucking slaughter these assholes like vermin they are
>>750236360>>750236364>>750236447
>>750236447>square jawI thought the board hated that
can someone explain why people are lamenting this not getting made when veilguard exists
>>750236109*is over 1000 years old in your path*what now?
>>750236791Only when it's not accompanied by big feminine eyes and big tiddies.
>>750236360>>750236447>>750236109Bodied that freak
>>750236026You do know what skin tight suit does to breasts you incel? Do you want her with gravity defying boobs? Same shit with armor having boob indents for women.
>>750236109asari can be over 1000 and still look under 30
>>750236109Retard
>>750236827Average gamer is a retarded consooooomer who has no conception of the fact that a studio is made up of people and that them having been replaced makes the studio incapable of making the same games.
>>750236360Looks about the same in terms of age. Her mom is just hotter.
>>750236791she's one of the only GILF romances to exist, she gets a pass
>>750236026I don't remember Andromeda, we're the Asari in that game titlets? The trailer said they were re-using assets, so it might just be a case of head swapping an old model.
>>750236791>I thought the board hated thatIts gay weebs that have problems with strong jawlines. Ask them to post characters with jaws they like and they will all post triengle ayylmao Korean plastic surgery jaws characters. Its a mental illness.
>>750236791Racist chuds have a love-hate relationship with germanic facial features. Nothing is more Aryan than a big square head and broad jaw.
>>750237072It's hilarious seeing all the Bioware layoffs crawling onto social media and trying to pull the>f-fuck you we were going to make it good this time, for real, we finally worked it out you guys>just ignore that we said the same thing for our last three to five games
>>750236791it is only a "manjaw" when it is a game or character they dont like
>>750236026ya 100% confirmed woke sloprest in piss biofaggots
>>750236026They sag when you get old.
>>750236994Yes. My wife likes to dress in a zentai while I fuck her. They don't mash tiddies down anymore than a bra does brainlet.
>>750236026This issue here is the tits not as much the face.Asari matriarchs canonically have big knockers.
>>750236026Boobs BAD
>>750237298My gf is German and has none of that. You kike
>>750237363That doesn't work when there's already Asari in previous games who are hundreds of years older than her (even taking into account the timeskip) with both firmer and larger tits.
>>750236994>Do you want her with gravity defying boobs?Yes? And so would she. She's psychic, she could make them perky with her mind.
>>750236026>ME3 is a benchmark nowGrim. Absolutely grim.
>>750237449Your gf's great grandmother got raped by slavs, I'm afraid.
>>750237171>couldn't give the good Dr Chocolates the dickGrim
>>750237621>what could have beenit hurts bros...
>>750236224You'll find that 4chan is not a safe haven for puriteens like you
>>750236026why do character artists always forget that clothing/armor goes on the outside of a person and doesn't replace their skin?
>>750237727It wasn't this bad back then but you wouldn't know that
>>750236026It's just your typical male gaze censorship that they already pulled in andromeda. Can't have form fitting outfits anymore because men bad.
>>750237828Pedophiles were more common back then, so it was arguably worse
>>750236026I was worried that ME4 would actually happen and nu-Bioware would taint the original trilogySo glad they're dead
>>750238386>would taint the original trilogy
>>750237828>back then4chan used to have a loli board, niggerfaggot
>>750238424YesSure ME3 has problems but it's still head and shoulders above everything they released afterwards.
>>750238523I hate that you're right.
>>750238523>>750238584That is an incredibly low bar, retards. ME3 was shit.
>>750236109Why would an aging woman live hundreds of years and not have surgery to increase her tit size? Are you dense? Bigger makes perfect sense, smaller does not.
>>750238630ME3 was engoodened, chud.
>>750238863and why does it fucking matter? the studio needs fucking money, crank up those breast sizes, make up lore if you need to.
>>750236789>cumming my pants (all bosses + no damage)
>>750238863>>750239009Your both arguing for bigger boobs. Your on the same side.The nigger who wants to run defense for small boob liara lost hard
I'm gonna miss you, Liara
>>750238523>Sure ME3 has problems but it's still head and shoulders above everything they released afterwards.Not really the writing and further dumbing down of mechanics is fucking terrible the only somewhat good part of the story is the Genophage arc since that was clearly written first everything else is varying shades of rushed dogshit
>>750236791>tits are out with the cut down to her stomach>does not actively draw attention to it or virtue signal>she's an alien so easier to overlookSamara still looks weird to me but overall more acceptable than deliberately making women uglier to own chuds
>>750236026are those belts meant to spread her boobs. what terrible suit design
>>750236026
>look at vtuber models>nearly all of them have huge obvious titsthose bitches are out for a pay day, the fuck is the AAA space trying to do? cause its not making money.
>>750238927>"Improving" a game after the fact, with DLClollmao even
>>750239530Just watch porn you gooner. Not everything has to be sexualized.
>>750236026I hate Canada so much it's unreal
>>750236364Thats my ballsack shes standing on btw
>>750236224Reminds me of the '90s, except it was magazine covers on every shelf.
>>750236364Fun fact she's voiced by Billie Eilish's mother.
>>750239569bitch, the industry exists to make money, not to play gay house with your faggot friends.
>>750239354Mechanics were already 'dumbed down' in ME2, and ME1's gameplay wasn't remotely smart or complex to begin with. The fact that you can list any positive of ME3 still reinforces my point of it being better than any Bioware game post-ME3. Name some good things about fucking Andromeda, Anthem or the rancid wound of Veilguard.
>>750239821Veilguard was funny while ME3 was maddening
>>750239946>Veilguard was funnyYou didn't play Veilguard. Did you even play ME3 or are you just a reactionary faggot?
>>750239696just because you put tits in it will make a gazillion dollars. Then why did Duke Nukem Forever die? Why isn't Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball the most selling franchise in the world? Why have games sold better in the "Woke" Era? It's not about tits and ass for a game's failure it's companies giving them $250 million budgets for shit that will only sell 2 million copies.
>>750240086Why the fuck would I ever play Veilguard? And yeah I played ME3 on release. What a retarded post.
>>750240181Defending Veilguard makes you queen retard for the day
>>750240123games have sold like shit in the woke era, and tits are a force multiplier, sex sells its undeniable.
>>750236130This might be controversial, but would
>>750239569>everything needs to be made visually unappealing or I will compulsively masturbate to itNormal people are perfectly capable of looking at aesthetically pleasing characters without immediately correlating it to porn, and indeed prefer to look at attractive women in things as opposed to dysgenic she-beasts and haggard spinsters. You're just outing yourself with this.
>>750240234I wasn't defending Veilguard. By funny I meant funny to laugh at how bad it turned out.
>>750239601>just fuck my shit up commander
>there are still people here defending modern AAA gaming practicesits over fag, give it up.
>>750240407Trying to normalize that every one should look like a porn star when women in reality look like normal people and not look maxed for maximium sexual appeal.
>>750240552its a game, you sound like a christian mom complaining about demons back in the 80s.
>>750240123>Then why did Duke Nukem Forever die?Because it was a piece of shit stuck in development hell for over a decade and had gone through countless redesigns in that time. Gearbox bought it up just to shit it out for a quick buck like they were flipping a house, and in that regard it probably did make them some money.>Why isn't Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball the most selling franchise in the world?Because it's a niche title with a niche audience. It's still profitable enough to the point that they're putting out content for Venus Vacation to this day. A better question is, why did DoA6 sell so poorly when it pivoted to the esports/FGC audience and was marketed on toning down the fanservice?Games aren't going to sell gangbusters just because you put tits in them, but if you suddenly pivot and release Established Franchise: Ugly Bitch Edition, it's almost certainly going to sell worse than the last few games that had comparatively regular looking characters in them.
>>750240552Why should women in reality being ugly have any influence on women in fiction or escapism?Characters don't need to look like porn stars, they just need to look visually appealing and not like busted old middle aged women. But I suppose anyone who looks more attractive than that is a "porn star" in your porn-addled mind
>>750240552Veilguard would have made more money than it did if they had hot characters you can fuck.Hell people would put up with a lot if it let's them fuck the character and be in a relationship with them.It would not have lost to stellar blade's pc port in player count that's for sure.
>>750240552You realize Sheploo is a body scan of an underwear model right? Shit like this is why women shouldn't be taught to read.
>>750241125This, it's amazing that Bioware somehow thought that people were buying their more recent games for the gameplay instead of them just being dating simulators for lonely women.Women don't want to schlick to whatever the fuck Taash was.
>>750236026Rigid3D will solve everything...
>>750236680Do they bite? Is there teeth under there? Do they attach to the mothership that way?
>>750236026Bioware is finally dead and it couldn't have happened to anyone more deserving than these fucking talentless parasite faggots>Mass Effect 3>Anthem>Andromeda>Veilguardshould've happened right after ME3 if you ask me but w/e
What do we think about Mass Effect's spiritual successor? I have high hopes.
>>750241746>No hot alien girls>The devs made the male lead more handsome due to "female gamers" demandZero faith, they look like Bioware-Lite
I'm so fucking tired of the ultra-depressing woke-tits in modern western games where it's like a B- cup with no discernable shape. Liara wasn't even that stacked to begin with but apparently that was still too much
>>750241814hey i also asked for the dude to look more handsome, who wants to play as an ugly bastard?but you are correct about no hot alien girls, that will hurt their sales.
>>750240306I absolutely would. Would people not?
>>750241746>here's your female squadmate bro>fridge body and spinster faceWe're already off to a bad start.
>>750241814What, you don't want to fuck the uplifted octopuses?
>>750236026Its just that the boob job she had done between ME 1 and 3 was undone.
>>750236130
>romance not sanitizedam I suppose to believe that the studio that went to game journos to tell them how they spent dev time censoring miranda's butt in mass effect 2 legendary edition were not going to ruin this new game?fuck you, you spent over a decade censoring and sanitizing dragon age and mass effect. Rest in Piss you disgusting woke faggots.
>>750241746I have no hopes because of everything we have seen thus far inspires no confidence about this being special the same way Mass Effect was.The problem is that the aliens are just some minor flavor, this game is mainly about humans which is boring as shit.I want a universe that's like Star Trek, which is what Mass Effect was going for and succeeded.That game looks like it's allergic to color too for some reason. It's like some weird ass sci-fi dungeon crawler.>>750242114Not that anon, but yes we absolutely do want to fuck them.
>>750236026Left is made with AI anyways. Would look like shit even with the old design.
>>750241746I think The Expanse is more like Mass Erect in story ironically while Exodus is mechanically cooler. I played both at Gamescom. Exodus' dialog was like a shitty marvel movie unfortunately. Allegedly the dev has rewritten some of it and they've re-recorded some of the marvel-esque quips.
>>750239394>tits are out with the cut down to her stomachlol I don't think I've even noticed all this time.It's her personality that's most attractive anyways.
>>750242948well I know which one I'm excited for
>>750243196Which one? Is the ai sloppa somehow related?
>>750243196he doesn't know
>>750243248I believe he's referring to this
>>750242948>The Expanse that shit is gonna be some rpgmaker-tier slop the same way all the other owlcat games are. they do not have the technical ability to make a game like mass effect not even like the one from over a decade ago
>>750243196Shame about the slop
>>750243410In space no one can hear you coom
>>750243449>Guy who hasn't played the beta a year agoI pity you.
>>750237339>rest in piss biofaggotsfirst post nails it
>>750244178i don't think about you at all
>>750236026>nasolabial foldsnasolabial folds>nasolabial foldsnasolabial folds>nasolabial foldsnasolabial folds>nasolabial foldsnasolabial folds>nasolabial foldsnasolabial folds>nasolabial foldsnasolabial folds
>>750239490they just had to add that too kek.
>>750244271You wouldn't have replied then :D
its really weird that i have to watch actual humans do the most degenerate horrific shit, while 3d animations wont animate that shit for whatever reason. you would THINK 3d animation would be a heaven for people who wanted bizarre shit but it ISNThow many piss drinking 3d sfms are there on the boorus? like, 20. i can find 20 of those per day on the reddit threads. fucking why?
>>750245674there is literally more porn of real humans snorting cum from dicks then there is ANY images of 2d people or animals doing the same. it fucking baffles me
>>750245674go use hentai-factory and set search to "3d" and "fetish". 3d fetish modelers have always charged for their goods, they don't let people have it for free
>>750245754>must paysame shit as not existing, but your saying that weird, esoteric fetish content like this exists in large quantities as long as i have a wallet?
>>750245674Turns out artists are actually less degenerate than porn stars.
>>750236109>never played the gamesway to out yourself
>>750245978i dunno. theres some fucking wild shit like dasharky (which weirdly i think i might of actually gone to school with this guy, hes most likely legally ultra blind). theres people willing to animated weird ultra horror porn of literal satan figures from doom sucking 3 dicks at the same time...but...but not someone getting pissed on? like, piss...piss isnt a thing or something?
>>750246119I know this may come as a shock anon, but mythological creatures giving blow jobs is far less degenerate then getting pissed on.
>>750246172everybody pissesnot everyone, infact, few, people get a gobby from the literal personification of hell itself. have you watched any of these sfm's? its actual nightmare fuel. my personal preference is the one where hes fucking the mouth of an unconcious demon stuck in a wall that may or may not wake up at any moment with his dick in its mouth. genital_danger_play, at its extreme. it wakes up, your fucking cock is gone
>>750243410>owlcati do enjoy having my female leads having fucked the entire galaxy and telling me about it!
>>750246364lmao what a pussy, imagine getting mental damage from fucking drawings
>>750245674>Dare you enter my magical realm?
>>750247583youd let him fucking drown?
>>750236026This is why Ubishit died btw
>>750241746It has Obsidian levels of sexless "see you can't fuck the girls we're so morally better than Bioware" despite the studio being founded by one of the guys that shoved the romances into Baldur's Gate 2, which really set off the whole trend.
>>750236026Not canon
>>750241746>I have high hopes.I don't
>>750236026Trannies should be eradicated
>>750236827this time it would be differentlet bioware cookVeilguard didnt flopjust let people heckin enjoy things chud
he thinks every woman should have big tits and look like a bimbo.
750249218>he thinks every woman should have big tits and look like a bimbo.
>>750246454haha yeah
>he thinks every woman should have big tits and look like a bimbo.
>>750236026Yep, zero lessons learned from Veilguard.I guess you could say they Reaped what they'd sown.
>>750236449sag = more skin = biggerbutshe is thinner which means less fat in her tits which means smaller titsthe skin gain and fat loss is about equal meaning they should be the same size.BUT the suit may be thinner than in the past meaning less padding, they could be identical and its basically just the difference in padded vs non padded bra.
>>750236791blue women are judged by a different standard
>>750236224stop taking estrogen
>>750250039I already see ugly women with sad tits every day in the real world. I don't want to see them in my fantasy escapism. that's one aspect of "realism" that simply does not need to be represented, and is in fact one of the things we're trying to "escape" from.
>>750237449>My gf is German
>>750236791/v/ is a manjaw board
>>750249478case in point
>>750241746I don't trust games that have those weird fishbowl helmets that magnify the face.
>>750236026Women are only respectable when they have small breasts, big breasts means they're not worthy of respect, that's the feminist message since 2014 because feminism is a femcel ideology.Let them kill each other in parking lots, in salons or in malls, keep this intra-sexual femcel competition shit out of video games. If women want to kill each other, let them do it OUTSIDE video games, and especially away from video games made for a male audience. Once they learn how to behave, they may get invited back, until then i wanna see them kicked out by the bouncers because they're shitting up video games and destroying the male spaces.
>>750236026she had breast cancer, chud
>>750236224You jerk off to twitter screencaps?
>>750253492mostly the videos. that one asian twink who can fit like 3 entire slinks into him and shits them out, like, 3 actual 2 liter bottles at the same time, the alien belly buster creep...god damn...anyways, not the point
>>750253318>since 2014lollmaoi vividly remember my sisters SEETHING about big titty blonde women in the 90s calling them bimbos and an embarrassment to women
>>750251196
>>750241746Shepard looks like a muscular hero. The dude on the left looks like a regular skinny guy.
>>750255097Say that to his face.
>>750255226hey shephard, suck my asshole
>>750255226This looks fucking awful
>>750241746Mass Effect's universe (no pun intended) was already a bastardization of every sci-fi ever, so what you're looking forward to is a bastardization of a bastardization.
>>750246364I just played Rogue Trader and only Jae is a whore. Cassia is a full blown uncontestable virgin
>>750236224>front pagehello redd1t tourist
>>750236109always funny to watch a nogames out themselves like this
>>750236109excellent bait
>>750236791Only the non-White portion of the board
>>750236791Leftists will never understand or admit the basic fact that it's not isolated characteristics that "chuds" (actual gamers and humans) hate, it's when those were created out of obvious spite towards the players. Lee Everett wasn't created because someone thought "TAKE THAT CHUDS!", he was created because the devs thought he fit the story they wanted to say.
>>750236026The more the devs talk about ME4, and the more key art and footage gets leaked, the more warning signs showed up as well.EA probably saw the latest shit they put into pre-production and went like "fuck that shit!"
>>750241746>>750241814>>750242114new propaganda drop exodus
>>750236026yeah, huge downgrade, complete with chud lines glad it's deadtotal western developer erasure may they never make a single AAA game again
>>750239354>further dumbing down of mechanicsME3 was more of an RPG than ME2, though? Mechanically, ME2 has worst skills, skill trees, weapons, non-existance of weapon mods, equipment weight and build variety. 3 also fixed the Paragon/Renegade mechanic where instead of having to mostly stay on one path or the other all the way if you wanted to hit lategame checks it came up with the single Reputation bar that's filled by both Paragon and Renegade points whenever you make a choice. Choosing the last three ranks of all your skills means you can basically make a build tailored to your playstyle: weapon or power cooldown? melee or weight? self-reliant or buffing squadmate ammo? Same with the equipment weight, letting you equip any weapon you want but tying weight to power cooldown is easily the best choice they made in that game. You can make an Infiltrator that ditches the sniper for a shotgun paired with Tactical Cloak. Do you want to mod your weapon to do more damage or to weight less so you're under the weight threshold for your Power recharge ('cause it brought back weapon modding from 1 which 2 completely cut)? 3 is a neat hybrid.
>>750241746>>750255906Art style is really bad and generic and the setting is too rigid with the time traveling plot. I don't care. Remember how colorful and unique first ME was? With all the aliens and unique armors and cities and architecture? There was a whole universe system established with background wars you learn through in-game dialogue. Exodus wants you to read like 3 subpar novels they released before the game.
>>750241746Setting seems boring. Sorry, but ME's world oozed uniqueness even as early as 1's pre-release trailers. The races, the Citadel, it all looked so cool. Exodus might very well end up being a great RPG, I sure fucking hope so, but from the outside looking in the universe just looks... brown and dull.
>>750241746My prediction is that Osiris Reborn will be better. My concern with Exodus is that while Mass Effect was trying to be like sci-fi novels, movies and TV space operas, Exodus is trying to be like Mass Effect. I'm a little wary of things that feel like they're based on genre incest. Osiris Reborn, on the other hand, is based on an actual sci-fi series and only seem to take some ques from Mass Effect.Not that I'm taking sides. I wish the best for both of them and would be happy to be proven wrong. I just have more hope in the Expanse game.
>>750243410>futuristic scifi setting>a generic fucking Glock
>>750255927>Mass Effect's universe (no pun intended) was already a bastardization of every sci-fi everWhich was fine and it worked because nobody gives a shit about shitty 70s and 80s sci-fi novels and other slop. Packaging all those tropes and lingo into a grand space opera RPG in a fresh medium made it work.Exodus is not a space opera nor is it exciting. It ripped off Mass Effect's combat and talking to NPCs with a wheel and nothing else. I WISH it was a bastardization of a bastardization.
>>750236109>not as youthful>face changed to look like elon muskAre you retarded or blind?
>>750261360The Expanse is a hilariously boring and grounded setting.
>>750236026Wasn't the asari's appearance based on what the one looking at them found attractive?, this just means the new MC was into flat hags
>>750261426Buy my Normandy Roadster, gook shepherd
>>750261360The Expanse setting isn't set that far in the future. Humanity has only colonized the solar system and the plot is based (spoiler) on their first real contact with alien species. Its also very much on the harder end of sci-fi (though I don't know if it quite qualifies as hard sci-fi)
>>750261360It just werks. They should add M2 Browning or Maxim gun, and when you are in trouble have B-52W with some magical pulse hyperdrive engines fly over your head and drop bombs
>>750261502No. That was always a reddit misinterpretation of a funny easter egg conversation between 3 guys all finding different things they appreciate in Asari. They never say they look different to them, they just talk about features they like in Asari because it reminds them of their species, like Turians appreciating the swept head crests and human liking their faces and tits. They never contradict the actual look of the Asari we all see.
>>750253318very wise post
>>750241746What made ME so big was its Pulp aesthetics.So far Exodus looks sanitized.The Expanse has a couple of waifus at least.
>>750261254I think the biggest problem Exodus might be having are Andromeda-tier companions. Everyone is focusing on the octopus right now, but the blind quirk chungus and the dyke in the mech suit are really rubbing me the wrong way.
>>750261995>we have Jack at home
>>750239682>Reminds me of the '90sWhich was hyperconsumerist Weimar incarnate that spawned the green movement, social justice warriors and a generation of autistic manchildren.>except it was magazine covers on every shelf.Pushed by Jew porno kings like Hugh Hefner and published by Jews.
>>750253318Western women are so evil...
>>750262537Why would I be looking at women doing their hair if I am asian?
>>750262649tiktok foids don't know what pov means, this is old news
>>750261412Yeah, I get it, but this means that Mass Effect is nothing without the essentials like Reapers, Shepard, etc. Having it set about a brand new character 700 years later is just Andromeda with a few steps removed.Mass Effect is Commander Shepard. Same way Halo is Master Chief.
>>750261412>Which was fine and it worked because nobody gives a shit about shitty 70s and 80s sci-fi novels and other slop.Literally the only reason why Mass Effect had such mass appeal above their fantasy offerings (which remained relatively niche) is specifically BECAUSE people liked the old classic sci-fi space opera "slop."It got widespread attention beyond the core of nerds who were buying Bioware games at the time BECAUSE it was like playing Star Trek Star Wars Battlestar Galactica Babylon 5
>>750261995>Sanitized JackLiterally what's the point?
>>750253948holy pamela collection
Does he have any descendants?
>>75026503640% of living Quarians have Shepard's DNA. It would have been higher if not for the genetic incompatibility.
>>750264183advertiser and streamer friendly
>>750265036His wife Jack gave him several strong and biotically gifted kids.
>>750265036Shepard knocks-up Liara at the end of ME3 if you romanced her.
>>750265282And by knock-up I mean she does that mind melt-thing and steals your DNA like the parasite she is
>>750265036They would keep it vague, then in the credits Zhong Shepard will meet an innocent young lad/grill whose last name is ShepardHumans in the ME universe post-Mars Prothean tech went from an average age of 100 to like 150~ give or take
i dont care about the controversyi want blue alien girl sex
>>750263689It could still work. Not with modern Bioware though, don't get it twisted I'm not weeping for this cancelled slop. >>750264152Yes it all worked nicely, like best hits. I'm just saying that to contrast with Exodus which looks soulless.
>>750263689I get what you’re saying, but having a brand new character in itself is not a problem if he’s placed in the confines of existing universe. Case in point are new squadmates you get in ME2.What constants would next ME game bring? Jaded Liara that mirrors Leliana from DA Inquisition to show how much time has passed and how things changed.
>>750265282Liara cucks Shepard with that Japanese Mexican from the trailer 600 years later, tho.
>>750265695>>750265976The thing is, we see it with Dragon Age and it didn't work. They're both very shallow-universes. Which is why here's what you do, you use the old characters, including Shepard as the main protagonist still, while you slowly expand on it. What does the MEverse look in the immediate aftermath of the Reaper War? That's a more interesting question and plot hook than just making shit up with some half-baked bad guy a couple of centuries later.
I want a Turian gf
>>750266485This one warned them.This one said to think about it logically.
>>750265692based
>>750266497>the aftermath of the Reaper WarYes>Shepard Stop wanting fucking nu-BioWare to bring Shepard back 15 years later and fuck him up, he had three games under his belt and his story ended. Let him go. Stop asking for Hobo Luke Skywalker or worse.
>>750266485>>750266630You know exactly what you're getting into when you pursue that Asari pussy. You know you'll die hundreds of years before she does and she'll hop on the next dick.
>>750242957>lol I don't think I've even noticed all this time.Alright Anonymous. I don't like doing this but I'll need you to hand over your straight card.
on one hand I don't think a 600yr timeskip is a good idea, people like shepard and even ME3 ends with "another story about the shepard", and a post-apocalyptic style story where galactic society has broken down could be interesting, its a good base for a stort while being able to keep the old characters aroundon the other hand a 600yr timeskip means that it leaves that story open for the future to be told, and means I get to see best girl again
>>750236109Asari don't visibly age past normal adulthood.
>>750267398Vetra is not worth canonizing Andromeda.
Downgraded to literal troon moobs.You don’t hate them enough.
>>750261254The expanse will be a better game, exodus has a more interesting universe and premise, obviously both of these games will wake “woke” elements, i just wish the games will still be good despite all that, the same way older bioware games were
>>750267710>canonizingsorry chuddie by andromeda is canon and is the 3rd best mass effect game
>>750268001There were only ever four Mass Effect games: Shepard's trilogy and Infiltrator.
>>750268112andromeda ain't even that bad, its better than ME3
>750268248 (You)
>>750261254Why the fuck would you ever expect good things?
>>750268310>no counter argument
>>750268310Sorry, was meant for >>750268248
>>750236109>1000 years old>No aging face>No mysterious, unexplainable breast reduction Try harder tranny, glad they were closed, I Spit on trannyware
>>750268403nta but there is no counter argument neededhere, have my (You) too
>>750241746Looks boring af. No cool krogan, turians, no asari and quarian hotties, etc
>>750236109>youthfulHer breasts shouldnt shrink with age
>>750268403The counter argument is Andromeda being a thoroughly garbage designed game and inferior in every way, shape or form to 3 be it in character writing, story writing, setting, RPG elements and yes, even combat. Whoever made the game had no confidence in it, which is made clear by how it desperately tries to constantly remind you about the OT, it fails spectacularly mechanically and narratively and doesn't manage to keep your interest beyond Shepard's foundations it wants to ride on. Game needs to accommodate for the existence of the jetpack so all environments are needlessly huge to allow for you to zoom around the sky. It's extremely noticeable whenever you enter what should be a small warehouse but the rooms are MMO-tier with super high ceilings. They made away with strict classes to allow for you to change between profiles, the idea being you'll 'arm up' several profiles each with different powers then change depending on the enemy but because each profile gives you access to three powers and the devs didn't find a way to stop the player from using them immediately, change profiles and using the new three powers, again and again for the seven profiles the game offers; what they did was put whatever powers you change to be in cooldown which *defeats the entire purpose of needing to change profiles in the first place*. When an enemy with an armor layer of health pops up you can either use the profile you have currently selected or change in which case in the time it takes for you to have access to the armor powers, you've defeated the enemy seven times over. What you end up doing is having a profile with one armor power + one barrier power + a freebie (Tactical Cloak in my case) and play the entire game leveling those and passive skills up, forgetting profiles even exist.
>>750268403>>750269110Oh yeah you need to level the powers up like in the previous games as well, meaning you're actively handicapping yourself if you need to spread your skill points over 21 skills in 7 profiles instead of 3 skills in one profile, both plus passives. Then there's the dialogue system. Paragon/Renegade was fixed in ME3 with >>750260973 while Andromeda makes away with the system entirely and adds 'personality' choices ie say thing casually or say it professionally. Issue being in the OT you choose what to say while in Andromeda you choose the slightly different tone you want the exact same thing to be said. By trying to add more choice there's less, because Shepard would agree or disagree with something while Ryder can agree with it profesionally or agree with it while failing at cracking a joke. The removal of morality and class contributes greatly to Ryder feeling like a forgettable protagonist beyond the poor writing, because when you think of Shepard you think of a renegade vanguard or a paragade sentinel; Ryder is the same generic CW blob regardless of player intentions. And the story makes ME2's main quest look like Planescape Torment.It's bad. You being disingenuously retarded doesn't magically change that.
>>750268753You think she would let you motorboat her puppies if you ask nicely? I know her daughter would, but she'd probably kill you just for shits and giggles while trying.
>>750265692my man!
>>750236026>yfw these dumb faggots are dead and won't plague the world with another trash installment of a mediocre seriesMy only regret is that some of these wastes of space will find a job at a different studio.
>>750236026Biowhere
>>750269503Thankfully, there aren't that many left that are worth shit in Canada.
>>750269075they should grow with age>every matriarch is a megamilk
>>750236364My one true love forever only reached with porn.
>>750266497ME lore/universe is not shallow, it’s that Biowas had no intention and desire to create interesting and appealing characters to expand the setting. Instead they wanted to use the setting to own le chuds. Them making Liara look like an old woman instead of a Matriarch just confirms that even if they used original characters they’d fuck it up.They couldn’t even literally pick any time point 20+ or - years from ME trilogy and you could have a compelling story in an interesting setting
>>750269110you missed out on gun customization and exploration/puzzles>>750269169I will agree that ryder sr would have been a better choice for a protagonist, given he's voiced by clancy brown, but he'd just be a repeat of shepard
>BioWare did their own writer's pet dirtylemao
>>750236663why pedo triggers small tits? KEK
>>750236663Make a veilshit character creator where most sliders don’t work.
racist chick > smurf
>>750270275Well that writer was gone so
>>750236109damage control trannies need to SHUT THE FUCK UPI WANT HOT BITCHES IN MY GAMES
>>750236130>appreciating asset foid
>>750236130>MilfmaxxingOH GAWWD
>>750236026>hag has saggy titsshocking
>>750265036Even if he had, they can't really show any because it would deconfirm all other pairings outside the kid's race.Unless, I suppose, they made it a situation where they gave an Asari that name and just implied that regardless of the species, at some point later down the line one of the descendants had an asari kid. But that's pretty fucking lame.
>>750272608my shepard would be controlling the reapers so that his descendants dont racemix (both with species and with blacks)
>>750236096based
>>750236026non canon because it got cancelled, LMAO
>>750236364>>750236447>>750268753She looks like Natalie Mars
>>750251196>>750254465
BIGBLUECOCK
>>750241746Dead on arrival.Where are all the aliens?The game is creatively bankrupt.
>>750254465Doesn't she look like a monster now?
Holy shit, they're actually starting to kek off after getting cancelled...
>>750274105>transbian garbage
>>750277590Guess he didn't take the news very well...
>>750277456This is what progress looks like, chud.
>>750277590>nine years ago
>>750237449>GermanWhat's it like having a Turkish (Greek) girlfriend?>inb4 turks aren't greekGenetically Turkey is 70% Greek and Greece is 90% Turkic. That's just the fact of life. Germany is also 60% Turkish, 20% Jewish, and 10% Somalian. Only Germans left are the ones too cowardly for war, so the lowest tier genetic scum.
>>750236026she looks like a face scan and a familiar one too
>>750277456you vil add ze hag lines and you vil own nothing
>>750261995they fixed her
>>750244320I wouldn't know that term if not for the video games industry post Occupy Wallstreet.
>>750241746https://x.com/EXODUSGame/status/1993054579865325954How familiar are you really with the Awakened Bears?Because of their resilient physiology, their ancestors were charged with bringing medical care to early human colonies, a noble beginning for a species that today can be found too often working as mere military muscle.From life-saving medic to deadly soldier.Do we call that progress?I'm C.C Orlev. Yesterday, today and tomorrow.
>>750283386will there be bg3 style gay bear sex?
>>750236026Notice how they made her look more haggard as well? Yeah fuck this company. These faggots deserve the rope.
I have woke fatigue
>>750283286Man. EDI looks like shit.Things are so much worse now, but she's still pretty bad.
>>750284691You're gay. It's alright.
>>750236109Source for this supposedly taking place many hundreds of years after the events of ME3? Are we all just assuming this because she looks old and Asari look youthful for literally almost a 1000 years?
>>750285732E-celeb that received preferential treatment from BioWare and was part of a "Mass Effect Council" to give feedback during the game's development stated it's 600+ years after 3 and that the game would've tied with Andromeda.
>>750285896>tied with AndromedaThank God the project is dead
>>750285971Indeed.
boob famine
>>750236260My mom has big boobs and i don't have any boobs at all. Explain that.
you fags really let an AI slop post get this many replies?this board is washed
>>750277340Any actress that stays in the business all look like monsters if they stay in long enough. Genuinely the only ones that look okay are the ones no one ever hears about anymore because they left the acting business.
>>750240306you have to go back.
>>750236026Why do western devs have such a phobia of female anatomy?
>>750286954to her? many times over
>>750286512>average 30 year old white womanrest in piss BioWere
>>750241746Temu ass looking shit.
>>750255226Why are games so ugly now?
>>750287932Competence crisis
>>750287932It went from being a field for really smart people making passion projects to a dumping ground for entitled trust fund retards and stock manipulators looking for easy returns.
>>750236123This. Hags are supposed to have heavy hitter tits! I'm talking mega milk!
>>750255226>mystery meat mutt protagonist >mystery meat mutt companion in the middle>mystery meat mutt in the mech suitYeah, this one is sure to be a banger lol
>>750286512the whole trailer was AI slop
>>750287932At least have of game devs are women and there is nothing that women hate more than women that are prettier than themNotice how plenty of games will still have handsome men but every woman looks like an ogre
>>750236658It also had the same stilted and stiff "action" animations Andromeda had. I don't understand why is nobody pointing this out when it looked absolutely terrible.
>>750241746It looks fucking ugly. The art direction is literally "what if we made Mass Effect but cranked up the visual noise and greebling to 11".
>>750243410I will never understand why retards fawn over this F95 WEG tier bimbo so much. It can't all be just astroturfing, right?
>>750236109Are you going to respond to all the (you)s anon, and admit you're gay and retarded or are you just posting bait?
>>750254465her drinking my user juice
>>750283286what a messs
>>750239686>Billie Eilish is an Ardat-Yakshiexplains a lot
>>750236026I would have to assume this is an unpopular opinion but they should've just went with a non voiced protagonist a'la DAO and allow players to create their own MC with all the available races, with maybe the exception of races like Hanar obviously, if they didn't want to make Shepard the protag again. ME without Shepard doesn't really make sense.
>>750293057>have a cool space setting>forced to play as a humanME and Kotor doing this pisses me off to no end
>>750293432Most normalfags would still pick a human as their MC and that has been shown in various games but the option should've been there anyway, especially if I want to play my character's story. ME1-3 are all Shepard's story only.
>>750293432least we're out of the blackrock nasapunk no aliens allowed only niggers phase
>>750293557>Most normalfags would still pick a humanuntrue, space elves would overtake humans easily if BG3's race stats are any indicator
>>750294187I thought according to Ball's Gay Ass 3 stats the vast majority of MCs were human
>>750291549The men too look pretty weird and gay. And the whole color palett is just brown and black. The transparency on the visors also doesn't look right, or rather it looks more like these helmets don't even have a visor at all.
>>750294695nope, elf was on top. human was 3rd iirc
>>750295319because the default human is a nigger
>>750295428nobody but you spergs care and you don't play videogames so it's not reflected in the stats
>>750295319Maybe I'm thinking of something else then because I vaguely remember Larian complaining how most people made basically the same looking character.
>>750295616NTA but how many copies of Veilguard did you personally buy?
>>750295835yer mum bought me one after I gave her some sloppy
>>750295616>you don't play videogamesYou're just saying that as revenge because people kept saying that about you.
>>750261360i believe they're using the same model from the show when it was on the syfy channel, which yes was a dressed up prop glock. they also had dressed up vectors. ironically, the production quality got worse when it went on amazon for small arms and they literally just started using completely regular gun props
>>750296153>no uriveting reply