>the perfect retro handheld is... an iphoneHow do you respond without sounding mad?
my zfold 3 has been doing this for years already
>>750241527It's really notThe emus on iphones/ios try to do retarded faggotry like 'muh gameboy' so the screen is tiny
>>750241527>touchscreen buttonsNah
>>750241527>itoddlers discover folding phones a decade after everyone else
>>750241527No tactile feeling = dogshit and missing the point
>>750241527Touch only control is truly bug people shit. Like one cacoon past nips even
>>750241721>>750241774>>750241895What would theu need real buttons for? The farthest they're going to get is to the title screen, at which point they're going to post pictures of themselves on social media for clout and then never touch it again
>Touchscreen buttons
I've been playing OSRS on my pixel fold for years now. What do I need an iphone for?
>>750242496Forgot image like a retard
>>750242234yeah the touch screen controls really are the worst part of phone gamingthe folding phones dont seem to be a good fit for the telescoping controllers either, the chinkhelds seem to be good though in my experience
>>750241527touchscreen buttons? no thanks, my odin 3 is fine
>>750242529You're dumb!
>>750241739Its truly sad
>>750241721>>750241774>>750241895>>750242234>>750242561>>750242616>waah touchscreen badHow old are you uncs?
>The screen itself is the hingeWhich race came up with this?>>750243392>35 yo millennial unc thinks kids use touchscreens for retro gayming>Thinks kids would waste their time with pre gen 6Grim
>>750241527How powerful is the duo? Can it play ps4 games?
>>750241527This looks stupid. What's the point of having a huge PNG covering your whole screen when it's just a fucking touchscreen?I don't game on my phone, but at least buy a proper phone gamepad or something.
>>750241527You chink bugmen don't know what retro means do you.
anyone who unironically uses touchscreen and not an Xbox controller via Bluetooth needs to be shot in the head and then have their body pissed on
I use my hacked 3ds :)
>>750246198He didn't post a chinkheld...>>750246214>BluetoothNaw
>>750246438I want to play DS Pokemon games with the screen vertical, got a controller that attaches to the phone like that?
>>750245430>Can it play ps4 games?Nah its roughly comparable to the legion go
>>750246519If your phone is wide enough, ipega 9087s/red knight or anything in that shape like the flydigi wee2t. If not, the hello gamesirs taco but it covers too much of the screen for smaller or average sized phones
>>750241527I don't address gays, they take it as meaning they're people and feel validation from it, rookie mistake.
>>750246658the ipega thing is what I'm talking about, but it needs to be controller handles shapped, sort of like the controller that came with the Nintendo switch. Otherwise I imagine using the one you posted would hurt your hands after extended playtime
>all that wasted screen spacejesus fuck that looks really bad
touchscreen is for zoomers
>>750247193Touchscreen is unplayable for anyone except 5'6" asians. I couldn't get through the opening of SOTN without wanting to kill myself
>>750246326This. Either get a real handheld or fuck off with this gay emulation chink shit
>anyone who unironically uses touchscreen and not an Xbox controller via Bluetooth needs to be shot in the head and then have their body pissed on
>>750246326Oh fuck, that takes me back. I read entire Harry Potter books as they came out on the shitty ebook reader that came with the R4 software back around 2005.
>>750243392It is bad. I tried playing Sonic 2 on it and it's horrendous trying to use the onscreen buttons instead of a proper dpad and controller.And mapping in EO is awful on a phone
>>750247662not beating the turd-worlder allegations
>>750247662>xbox controller>for retro Nintendo gamesI seriously hope you guys don't do that
>>750247662Kids cooler and whiter and more of a gamer than you will ever be
>>750248049I use no name chinkcons that turn my phone into a switch basically. Tendies please avert your eyes I don't want you hurting yourselves
>>750241527What a time to be alive
>>750248226>I can pretend I'm playing this 15 year old Pokemon game on my phoneTruly the future is now
>>750241527>>750241636the best retro handheld is... a retro handheld.
>>750243392I can tell you're underage because you clearly haven't had to drive a car in your life, especially not one of these newer models with retarded touchscreens taking up most of the controls. The human body is rigged to be able to memorise things by touch and shape. If there is no texture, sight will have to fill in.You do NOT want to have to take your eyes off the action just to press buttons.
>>750246883https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cAVLNWIh30UAt the very least, I know the m1 is still being sold on ebay. There's a newer version of the controller but it doesn't actually have a name. The only thing ai remember is it being more "squareish" and the dpad being segmented
>>750247662>He doesn't kno pic related would love touch screen gayming.Another L for shitzillians. Mexigods use telescopic controllers>>750247870>Mapping eo is awful on a phoneIt's not... That's one of 5 things were touchshit ds feels great on mobile
If only there was a way to get a handheld gaming system for less than 2000 united states dollars
this is the best retro handheld (still)
>>750241527Touchscreen controls will always be shit. You need to have physical buttons for games to be playable and this is not up for debate.
>>750241527>makes poorfags mald and seethebased
>>750250602>Complains about poorfags>DsKwab. Your vid and pic related are bad uses of the technology
>boomlennials seethe threadkek
>>750241527>no physical buttons
>>750251808>Average foldable kek, shill, and defender is an older millennial to boomer>They now pretend to be zoomers so people will buy their shit gimmick that acks itselfAt least research how gen z and younger talk when shilling your trash>>750253161Gameloft was kino tho. Before they went freemeium, they were the king of touchscreen games.
>>750241527Looks fun!
>80% of apps are unoptimized as shit with either small screens or zoomed in screenswhy didnt apple give a heads up to the different app developers so they would fix this shit before release date?
>>750251185>implyingI was going to buy one then saw the retarded form factor. I don't carry a purse, I need something that fits in my pockets.Just waiting for the iPhone XX or whatever the fuck they're going to call it this time.
>>750247804You're based as shit man
>Handheld of choice is vita>Like a smartphone but good
>>750248338That shyt legit more expensive than a chinkheld that can do much more. 3DS is even worse. Glad I still have mine, even if I haven't played them in years. Should have bought a New 3DS when they were cheap, as I just have the regular 3DS XL.
>>750248507>especially not one of these newer models with retarded touchscreens taking up most of the controlsalmost every single one of those cars, if not all of them, have controls also on the wheel and voice assistance. unc really can't adapt to new ways of doing things.
>>750241636How's your 3 holding up? I've had a 7 for about a a year, and one of my biggest concerns was reports for older models that the crease goes funny after a while.
>>750241527>no physical buttons>good for anything other than maybe pokemon, and "good" being a very, very far grasp for strawsNormalgroid standards are abysmal.
>>750241527>How do you respond without sounding mad?by saying the perfect physical device is a glass panel
>>750241527>everyone ITT seething at touch screens>DS literally had a touch screen????
>>750241527nigga u grape drank
>>750241527Call me when crapple doesn't gimp the emulators performance by banning JIT from being used
This looks so soulless. Have you held a 3DS lately man? It's so nice to have physical buttons like that on a portable device. You can carry a 3DS in your bag man nobody cares anymore
>>7502415273ds is better.
>>750259954The ds also had physical buttonsStop pretending not to understand
>>750258883>I need my vehicle to be a malware filled ipad with wheels.You have never driven a car, you have driven an ipad.
>>750241527Holy faggot shit tier device, i prefer my chink handheld.
>>750261074Why do you need physical buttons for a turn based game like pokemon?
>>750261323There are more games than pokemon and also a touch screen dpad is cancer.
>>750261198does top right and bottom left feel weird to hold? like unbalanced?
>>750241739>waited a decade until the tech was good enough so it does not fucking break after three months>backorders piling up well into 2027They literally can’t lose.
>>750261595No. One half of these foldables doesn't weigh that much
>>750261640>waited a decade until the tech was good enough so it does not fucking break after three monthsYeah it breaks after 3 minutes now lol
>>750241527why are the screens so small lmao
>>750261676nice. I was gonna get one of those Samsung flip phones but idk if it could emulate PS2 and GameCube games easy or not
>>750241527This shit can cost up to $3200 and the screen is getting cracks within hours of usage
>>750241527>playing with touchscreen controlsSorry, I'm not brown, so I'll stick to analogue.
>>750247662I look like that and say that.
Can your chinkheld do this?
>>750241527>TouchscreenHow bout you touch deez nuts
>>750261856It could do GameCube easy and PS2 mostly fine, and I'd say do your research on specific games you're interested in, but I think worst case scenario with PS2 would be heating up or framedrops.
>>750259954buttons are literally always better, touch screens are too imprecise.t. emulated a ton of games on my samsung throughout the years
>>750241527>capacitive touch screen >perfect
>>750262374>that input delay
>>750260923As nice as it feels to hold that original console in your hands, in the grand scheme of things I have to care about in life I dont think I care about that feeling enough to go out of my way to replicate it instead of just emulating it through a phone
>>750248049Xbone controller handles F-Zero X better than a Wii U pro controller.
>>750241527That's the wrong Duo.
>>750241527>chuddy melty thread
>>750241527>$2000>squidwardlaughinghysterically.jpg
>>750241527I'm not smashing my finger tips on a phone screen, kid.
>>750241527You can't do charge shots
>>750250602I think planet of the apes/2001 was right. "Glowing black rectangle" is where humanity peaks and past that is all going backwards. The final nail in the coffin for design/aesthetics/usability/ergonomics/soul
>>750250602It's like the soul of a DS being trapped in a Saturn cube. I see it a lot with AI photos too. Like the people are trapped and are in pain
>>750264976Is having both of the analog sticks on the bottom as uncomfortable as it looks? Looks like it would be okay with a grip attachment
>>750241527>virtual screens smaller than the real screens
