How is Link so strong? In most games he has almost no muscle at all.
don't underestimate the power of straight twinks
in OOT he has the silver and golden gauntlets
How is Ganon so strong?
>>750244340Straight twinks are precious commodity.Girls love em.
>>750244405>GanonHe's weaker than shit, DYEL (muslces are fake) and has a itty bitty green pecker.
>>750244231It's not about having muscles, it's about having the right muscles.
>>750244231ZelinkOP threads make me lol so hard
Sorry Link but your tiny pale pecker can’t satisfy me…. Only Ganon can…
Sorry Ganon but your tiny green pecker can't satisfy me.... Only Link can...
>>750244553Ganon wrote thus
5 minutes after she laid eyes on him she was planning her breeding regiment.
>>750244578Link wrote this
>>750244708I read it.
>>750244578>.t great fairy
>>750244231foots
imagine him fucking her like that ha ha
Bump
>>750244231What was Nintendo thinking?
>>750248579Bro you’re retarded
Funny how foids literally can't imagine Zelda loving Link so they have to change him to a 10 feet tall gigachad on steroids with 20 inch dick
>>750251060I’m a moid and I do this
>>750244231Square-cubed law. When you're short you need less muscle to lift your muscle that lifts your muscle. When the person you're carrying is also short it helps.
>>750244231He's not, he's quite clearly a manlet until you get a gauntlet upgrade
>>750244231He does actual physical activity instead of performing the same handful of moves in a gym.
>>750244405>>750244553have brown cucks only ever played BotW?