We're the Mario Brothers and plumbin's our gameWe're not like the others who get all the fameIf your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the doubleWe're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothersUh!
God I fucking miss how kickass the 80s were.
>>750245089The fact that this stupid intro has been permanently burned into my brain for like 30 years proves it was kino. Beats any modern Nintendo slop trailer by a mile.