True!
>>750248796What the fuck is even the ErdtreeOr right it's not explained because the game doesn't have a story
>>750248825It's a tree
>>750248825the gigantic yellow tree you see in the distance you utter fucking retard
>>750248825by the end of the game if you still can't sort-of figure out that the erdtree is the regulator of life and death under marika's rule, you've just turned your brain off and gone both blind and deaf
>>750248825It's a place where you transition
>>750248825the lore is intentionally left vague so youtubers and redditors will endlessly speculate about it.
>>750248825it's esoteric mumbo jumbo jap style, they love spewing crap they call "lore" and "story" This game is such a shitfest story wise, absolutely boring dull trite bs, and then you have oniontubers making hour long videos about it kek
>>750249035>jap stylethe game's setting was written by george r. r. martin
>>750248796Left wants to eat and vore you, right wants to marry and fuck you
>>750249193guess i'm a leftist then.
Wtf is this? The game isnt explaining shit.
>>750248796well, the guy on the left wants to eat me and the girl on the right wants to marry me
Ranni is a cuntAlso who the fuck kills their own dog
Ranni fucks dogs
>>750248825>how am i supposed to figure out that the 100 mile tall tree putting off radiant golden light could have some sort of magical power?>sure, im finding golden seeds all over the place which are objects of power but...>...like, why isn't anybody giving me 10 pages of exposition to explain the tree's significance?>sure it seems to be a central fixture over which all of these monstrous demigods are in contention but... uh, how am i supposed to figure all of that out?
>>750248796my wife ranni is so beautiful
>>750248825It's Marika's answer to an afterlife. A pseudo -heaven for those faithful to her rule. Nothing ever dies in the Lands Between, not really, not after she plucked Death from the natural order of things. So, things just endlessly age. What happens when the body can't sustain an immortal spirit anymore?You go to the erdtree to spend the rest of eternity. That's what erdtree burial is, the "bodies" you find twisted among the roots at the end of catacombs.
>>750248935fpbp
>>750248825It's a VERY large version of the minor erdtree healing miracle
>>750249131Not the actual stuff in the game at all, GRRM didnt come up with goddess of rot or finger monsters and aliens. He just came up with lannisters/targeryens
>>750250070Funny how you didnt answer his actual question - what is the Erdtree, not "how does it look like". He wants to know what is it's function and purpose.
Wtf is his function and purpose? hes just standing there when i walk in????Is this another one of those vague lore things where youtubers just invent a reason for some random npc being placed in a random spot? What a shitty game
>>750250212you don't spend eternity in an afterlife with the erdtree lorelet, it rebirths you eventually, again and again and again. under the golden order you spend eternity alive forever in the lands between
>>750249035>game has shitty storyWow, what's new under the sun? People who play games for stories are too retarded to read books and mentally stunted. It's like saying a book is bad because it uses a font you personally don't like. Tldr: you're a retarded Nigger and spiritual poo.
>>750249941>all the animal owners bringing their old pet for euthanasia aren't killing their petsIf you own a pet and decide to bring it to a vet to end his life you are literally worse than Ranni.
>>750248796>rightgives you a cool bell and some nice dogsfloats out the question that the two fingers might not have your best interests in mindleaves>leftIMMA EAT YOUUUUUUU
>>750248796One is cool ass giant snake and other is ugly annoying doll whore with dog cuck orbiter.
>>750254203Gaming is the best storytelling medium, much more immersive than bookslop.
>>750248825>>750249780https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yggdrasil
>>750248825>But what was Aragorns tax policy?
>>750248796MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
lets raise our herbtrees #420
>>750255040I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
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