This is the way
>>750249894this way >>>/tg/
>>750249894>KhorneI am extremely angry all the time about alot of things and often consider violence>SlaaneshI'm a porn-addicted degenerate who watches stuff that would get me ostracized from any normal community >NurgleMy house is a pigsty that would take multiple dedicated days to properly cleanThe only one that I don't align with in some way is Tzeentch, because I'm a complete retard who hates thinking about anything at all. Considering the sexual misadventures I've gotten up to though I'd probably lean Slaanesh.
>>750249894I am pissed that you would even fucking ask this
>>750249894All options are dogshit because you'll eventually lose yourself and become a different flavor of drooling retard.
>>750250826This. The entire process of becoming one of their followers is more and more of your soul is taken and replaced with their warp power until your soul is entirely burned up and you become a meat puppet the chaos god you made a pact with is piloting.You, your soul, your consciousness is gone forever. They literally consume you.
>>750250826>>750250998wow thanks guys we didn't know that this is important intel
Fuck yo chaos nigga.
>>750249894I always love to think khorne or even nurgle but I know I’d end up under slaneesh. I’m a gooner, a thrillSeeker obsessed with sensation and experiences, and obsessed with perfection.
>>750250826Never mind drooling retard. You willBe in agonizing torment. Just losing yourself is a blessing compared to the fate of each>khorne: filled with a rage so other worldly it practically burns, so enraged and insane when you’re not in battle you’ll bash your own head against the wall just to feel the impact of something. The only relief is taking the anger out on something else in battle. No rest.>slaneesh: experience what is essentially like heroin x1000 for all of your senses. Then spend the rest of your existence in a perpetual withdrawal state. Chasing a high you will never be satisfied with. Louder, brighter, harder, extreme pain and Pleasure and it’s never enough. >tzeench: go mad with knowledge incomprehensible to man, yet still don’t quite know everything. Endless paranoia, trying to turn every stone yet inevitably there is always one you overlook. Plus literally mutating into a bird dragon tentacle freak. This is the one where you lose yourself and your soul is burned up>nurgle: no pain, quite ok with your disgusting and pathetic situation. But there’s a deep melancholy you can’t shake. Still the easiest to deal with..until you piss nurgle off and then you begin to feel EVERYTHING. Every boil, your organs melting, the bugs crawling in your anus, your decayed flesh and all that misery and sadness that was waiting for you like a dam about to burst. Considering you’re basically immortal, it’s only a matter of time until you lose nurgle’s favor so this is bound to happen. No matter what, it will suck.
>>750249894Yes-Yes!
>>750249894>undivided>all of the benefits from all 4>none of the drawbacks
>>750250168clean you fucking house its not that hard, you get it done in less than 5 hours.
>>750250483This pretty much sums up most replies to these threads lol. Most people just spew head cannon based off their own personal feelings
>>750252403nah>>750252618this is nicelove the christian painted glass aesthetic
>which way?The only way...
Well?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nnJToc0Fmdwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VGyxj3StvBYhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zHZwMAAnuxwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lh7oCn_ekdQ
Slaanesh
>>750250017The Emperor is not a chaos god you filthy fucking heretic.
>>750250826>>750250998This.
I like magic n' shit but I'm a miserable perfectionist so Slaanesh would have taken my soul.
>>750249894Your AI genned 40k one and done images for these threads suck ass. When I got captivated by the faction, I was skimming the edition until I saw this page and immediately started to actually read.
>>750249894https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laznpt0f3y8
