OoT PC day 1
>>750250720>i hate modern nintendo but i cant wait to play buggy vibecoded jeetulated versions on my gayman rigThe cognitive dicconanse of ootsnoys will never cease to amaze me
>>750250827Tendie Meltie
>>750250720I can't wait to see all the FE FW cut content
I love hearing about this stuff as a hands off enthusiast.I hacked my launch Switch right as the first hacks all came through and while it was always fun setting it up, it was never fun maintaining it.I'm not even touching this shit for years until it is solid enough for dual-boot and separate updates on SFW and CFW. I expect at that point it'll be modchip only. Fine with that, jigging the original Switch was a pain in the ass.
Tick-tock, tendies, the switch 2 is on its last legs before pirateGODs rape and gape it.
>PS5 took 6 years to jailbreak>Switch 2 took less than 2 yearshow?
day 1 duskblood recomp with free online and custom mods india wonned
>>750250913>inb4 they went out of their way to remove everything unused
@Nintendo, @CIA, @FBI, @NSA, @DIA, @DEA, @INTERPOL, @MI6, @Mossad, @FSB, @BND, @DGSESOMEONE, ANYONE, STOP THESE HACKERS!!!!
>>750251189trannies work overtime when it comes to Nintendo shit for some reason
>>750251303>>750251275>>750251249>>750251248Snoys are worsed than transphobes with their one fucking meme
>free online>every PC game every>recomps>decomps>emulation>can play every Playstation game>can play every Nintendo game>can play every Xbox game>piracyPC unironically won. Why even get a console at this point?
PC players don't deserve videogames.
>>750250720Those pussies that said switch 2 can't be hacked as Nintendo have not provided them any explotits at launch are looking really silly and very silent.
Well Endowed Peach MKW mod soon?
>>750251189Nintendo are incompetent outside of their legal escapades. When you have notoriously easy hardware to break into, and you flaunt around new methods to stop people; you're basically just taunting people to be the first to fuck you and figure out a loophole to receive donations without getting ass raped in court.
>>750251189Because the PS5 has no fucking games so no one cared.
>>750251381At this point I should just bite the bullet and buy more storage before they actually make hardware impossible to come by at a consumer level. Then archive everything for a spur of the moment interest.
@FBI@CIA@ICE
>>750251189People want to play Nintendo games. What does hacking the PS5 get you? DEI Ratchet and Clank? Isn't that on PC already?
>>750251391goyim do not deserve video games, just MTX hell and jewish trickery to keep your games off your new shiny toy and you buy them again for the 3rd time at 70 usd
>>750250720Baby Peach porn
>>750251381Consolefags are CorpoKEKS.
>>750251189PS5 didn't have any games until GTA6. Meanwhile Nintendo shit has always been in top demand like always.
>>750251189AI. I would bet the hackers working on this stuff are pointing LLM agents at it to churn 24/7 trying things and then burn through the dumping processes.
>>750251189>2 yearsIt's taken them 2 days so far.
>Roms with no keys>No kernel exploit to make an emulator or decomp projectsEnjoy your MKW yoshi porn I guess
>>750251440Yeah people really want all those switch 2 exclusives like uh...
>>750251381
>>750251598>these things will never happen, everthanks anon wonderful insight
>>750251623I will tell you something that will happen. You waiting 20 years for an emulator
>>750250720>Switch 2 model extraction is realthis seems promising>>750251502exactly
>>750251607Mario Kart WorldBananzaAir RidersFortune's WeavePokopia
>>750251453Looking at the prices now, my 5090 laptop with 128 gigs of ram and 16TB of storage that I got during a black friday sale is absolutely a fucking steal. Insane prices these days.
>>750250720>OoT PC day 1smartest PC gamer.
>>750250827>actually playing itjust want it to be able to run on pc to piss you off desu
>>750251593The Switch 2 came out 2 days ago?
_____ __ _ _____
why are openai and anthropic allowed to run the world and bypass any laws
>>750251686must be brown to be this low IQ, you can keep your nintendo games for however many weeks you guys have left
>>750251726I held back for so long and upgraded around the same time, went with a 5080 instead and 64 gigs of ram. It's insane to think that the hardware appreciated with time for multiple generations now even though so much of it that was bought out is just sitting around in warehouses and probably won't ever be deployed.
>>750251607You don't have to be an incredulous retard, the Switch 2 has exclusives. The issue is that none of them are really system sellers and the best ones are 8/10s at most. Despite this, they're still actual exclusives unlike most PS5 games, which were ported to PC for years. The only actual PS5 exclusives people cared about for half a decade were the Demon's Souls demake and Astro Bot, which is just a Sunshine/Galaxy ripoff parading around dead IPs.
>>750251815Not a very high display of IQ if you dont even know how emulation works that you think this exploit will result in an emulator when the people that work with this stuff already said as much that it wont.
>>750251689It can only dump files that are already available on a top level, because again the actual exploit here is surface level.
>>750251772downstream of Putin, Trump, and Israel breaking the international rules-based order. we will probably see the US start to treat Canada and Europe like its own territory soon. Google is already illegally cutting down forests in Finland to build data centers.
>>750250720TURN OFF THE GAME QUICK
I dont give a FUCK about Brownoid PC niggers, what I want to know is if there are any clues at all of content that went unused in these games, especially if there is any hints of DLC for MKW.
>>750251846>no one will ever obtain a kernel exploit for the currently being broken into Switch 2 console because.. um.. because I said so!! it'll take 20 years guys, even with all the tools and technology available!!lollmao
>>750250720MAY YOU GET CAUGHTYou won't get away with this!@Nintendo @NOA @NOE @FBI @CIA @POTUS @NBC @CBS @CNN @PBS
>>750251825Yeah, it is actually fucking insane. Like I said, got the laptop during the black friday sale and man, more than satisfied, especially with how the prices are now. Fucking hell.
>>750251924Well? Where's your Kernel exploit? Yeah thats what I thought retard.
>>750251189A lot of security is "nobody would want to waste their time doing this tedious thing to break it" and they just invented a "the tedious thing is willing to waste time to break it" machine.
>>750251453>tfw full upgraded in January 2024
>>750251189Pretty obvious its because of llm
>>750251381If we get to the point that brand new games are getting free recomps and potentially running better than on console Nintendo is going to try to go on a legal killing spree
>>750252000checkedthey can try and will fail
>>750251924Are your faggy little friends about to show up so you can samefag the other side? The ai was too stupid to even actually do the main work by the way.
>>750250720you have to reverse engineer the system first you dumb fuck
>>750251924Stop, you're making the Nintendo adults mad. Don't you feel any shame?
>>750250827>dicconanse
>>750251189ninpedos were trying to convince everyone that it's the hardest device to jailbreak ever invented+also no, ps5 was jailbroken on much earlier firmware as well, the difference is that now they catching up quicklky to models sold at retail with system software a few versions behind what's currently required to go on PSN
>>750250720>Playing Maryo'kert with the lads at 4K 144hz this Christmas.
>>750252120well, it is. No one has been able to hack the actual Switch, they only have access to userland through an exploit of a game, very surface level, the console is still locked for everyone
>>750251852dang
>>750250720AI really ruins everythingthis would've been exciting news, but now I'm not sure if these are actual dumps or fake AI shit
>>750251189>Claude, hack the Switch 2, here's $2000 worth of credits, make no mistakes
>>750250720>Duskblood assetsvery nice
>>750252068it's embarrassing how protective they are for a toy and (((suits)))
>>750251248>>750251275>>750251303it's been years and I still don't know who this guy iscan someone please post the vid this is referencing?
>>750251391truelook at the catalogretards are gloating about being able to play 10+ year old games when literally everyone has moved on to play new and better gamesthey don't buy shit and bitch more than anyone else, which is woman behaviorpclards have truly lost their minds, we already know that most people don't play half of their steam library, now if you add rotting ps1 roms to this you can easily estimate how much gaming actually gets done on those office cuck stations designed for tinkertroon autistic permavirgin nerdstruly the biggest lolcows in gaming
Are the new and better games in the room with us right now?
>>750252347Funny you bring up old games because snoys have been clinging to PS2 sales when the switch outsold every console snoy has produced
>>750251381Man, should have switched to PC when I had a chance.
>>750252217True. It's really that grim.
>>750251913for as shit as the liberal world order was, it was better than the alternative which is now rampant looting and corruption before ww3
>>750250720We are so back it's not even funny
>>750252393except the ps2, just let it go bro
>>750251189Kwab at nintendo
>>750252347Why does what other people play bother you?If everyone has moved on, then why are you mad that they're playing them?Sounds like you're mentally ill
>>750250720>tech industry when the thing that's designed to steal content is stealing content
>>750252594>mentally i'll*ftfy
>>750252594>Why does what other people play bother you?it's pathetic behavior, you are irrelevant to this industry of you don't consume products yet you complain more than everyone else, you are not entitled to free shit like a beggar, piracy is theft and you should kill yourself if you think otherwise>then why are you madstating facts doesn't mean that I'm mad>Sounds like you're mentally illpclards are quick to diagnose mental health issues from a distance, I wonder why that is
>>750252347>e-enjoy your scraps!the same exact cope for literal decadesit's genuinely sad to seeas if the natural response isn't going to be>thanks, I will!
>>750251189AI cracking models released at the same time, the PS5 is simply a lot older.
>>750251189>No games>GamesMy synapses are tinggling.
>>750251189ps has literally 1 or two games
You just know people are going to do the most interesting things with that Peach modelThat said OP is brown and everyone in this thread celebrating is brown.>B-but nintenseethe!!!No you fucking regards you're celebrating the actions of a guy that has compromised the whole plan by posting about it online. That faggot ruined any chances of getting anything out of OoT, completely ruined it for everyone involved.Oh but congratulations on "owning" Nintendo you dipshits, too bad the only people even remotely benefiting from this exploit are Nintendo Switch 2 owners kek.
>>750251189AI
>>750250720I thought everyone hated the new OOT? I personally just don't care about it because I don't play games anymore. I still have my Majora Mask on the 3ds.
>>750251381It's pretty clear that in the not-so-distant future there will be a convergence of platforms, and it will 99% go to PCs (or TV-PCs that'll physically take the place of consoles while being full-fledged PC's, kinda like the steam machine or the nvidia console)Nintendo, though, is both too stubborn and competent for this market to end up there immediately. They can easily move millions of sales even without real improvements and obsolete consoles, just because of the sheer experience they have behind.If it happens, expect them to make their unique marketplace and even PC models, keeping themselves separate from Steam, if it still exists, or whatever comes after it.
Bitter snoy and pc incels are trying to harm the only game company that cares about the consumer, they need to be put in camps, this is a federal crime and extremely antisocial behavior
>>750252859>tripping all over themselves while rushing to tell other retards on 4chan how much he's supposedly enjoying used goods>no gameplay posted, no progression or completion rate, screenshots from starting areas likely all completed following a guide since everything is already discovered and talked about to death due to a game being several years old and you missing out at launch, most discussion centered around the technical aspects (does it run on my shitbox?) rather than the actual game itself (with the most profound critique being something along the lines of "erm it's shit/mid")again, considering how much gaming gets actually done on your cuckstation, nobody will ever believe the>I willpart
>>750251381The same is true backwards, you can port everything to consoles.>But why would you do that?!Why not?
>>750252269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eC60nW0phg
>>750250720You'd think if they were trying to prove it's a model from MKW they'd choose a model that's from the game not one that's left up to interpretation. Like why not one of Peach's outfits? That would 100% prove it's legit, but without a wireframe or polycount how do we know it's not from Odyssey or MK8D? Same thing with Duskbloods, can we be certain it's not just someone making folders. I WANT there to be proof but the proof being shown isn't definitive. Why not prove your claim 100% rather than leaving it up in the air?
>>750253013At this rate. It's more likely future consoles will just be identical servers running different software. You just decide if you want to rent the dedicated PlayStation, Nintendo, or Amazon server.
>>750253013Why would Nintendo do that if they are utterly dominating the market in the next decade? Have you seen what the competition looks like? This shit is so easy for them they will never bend their asses to PC like their pathetic competitors.
>>750253050>the only game company that cares about the consumer
>>750250720>OoT porn with official models>Pauline model >Misc other assets rips>Mario Kart, Bananza and other NS2 game datamining>Hax won't affect future games as they'll need a new exploit so we don't have to worry about spoilers and day 1 dataminingHonestly based all around. I'd love if we could somehow keep it like this with new exploits being found every once in awhile, I don't gaf about piracy or emulators, just do that shit awhile after release. There's minimal chance of a decent emulator coming from this btw, AI has nothing to steal from. Most of these vibecoded ports of newer games are just emulator wrappers and you're going to need more than game dumps and if you're lucky a small amount of system files to vibe code a PC port.
>>750251275KEKKidk who this fag is but that pic made me laugh
>>750251189It's not like Nintendo have ever been known for strong hardware security. They're the only company who ever had a system emulated before its street date.
>>750250827retard
>>750253320I actually just want Link and Saria holding hands.And also, having sex.
>>750253320>>OoT porn with official modelsYou're not getting that. It only works for games for this version and prior to it. I wish we had that Ruto model.
>>750250827Yup
>>750253468Fuck you gavin
>>750252852>he's such a loser he goes online to whine about others playing video gamesHoly shit tendies are pathetic>YOU MUST CONSUMEWe already know you dumb tenies are consumerist whores who consume product and get excited for the next products. Thankfully no one else isIf the Switch 2 had any good games to play you'd be playing them instead of whining about random people online, but that clearly doesn't seem to be the case
>>750251189bro do you know how long i've waited to play DESTRUCTION ALLSTARS™ on my Gaming PC I can't Wait.
>>750250827I don't hate nintendo games I hate how their games never go down in price so I will pay them nothing and get away with it
>>750253523Lol. But really autistis need their pokeymanz. They hate that shit but can't stop playing for some reason.
>>750250827i'm not buying a $500 handheld to play metroid ravenous (one game) mad tranny
>>750251381i'll still be playing gta 6 on my ps5 while pc-chuds watch ishowspeed or some other faggot play it on youtube
>>750253517>Holy shit tendies are pathetickill yourself stealing scumno brown people are allowed in this hobbystop being a broke bum loser, get yourself a job, otherwise shut the hell up>We already know you dumb tenies are consumerist whores who consume product and get excited for the next productstranslation: I'm a miserable retard that doesn't enjoy anything and doesn't look forward to anything and I still feel entited to free shit>If the Switch 2 had any good gamesmore than enough for you sour grapes coping retards to leak your tiny clitty at any mention of a jailbreak, pathetic cuck
>>750253573Fair enough. I appreciate honest anons
>there will be phone ports of OOT before most tendies get their copylol lmao
>>750253654You can already play oot on your phone
>>750252000They'll attempt it, but imo the response should be just to legitimately release PC versions as well as their handheld releases. I think people would choose to buy them legitimately. Could even make a Nintendo storefront on PC. Unlike Epic, Nintendo would actually gain traction.
>>750253474OoT's definitely gone gold at this point, I'd imagine it'd have the same, or slightly lower firmware on the cart as the current one that people are using SmileBasic for?
>>750253637Nobody should buy nintendo trash lmao, your tears are all too sweet. Personally I'm not even going to play any of these because Nintendo hasn't released a good game in years but knowing it mindbreaks bootlickers like you and that it will drive the nintendo bugmen insane is honestly a pleasure sweeter than honeyThere is NOTHING they can do stop it, the goycattle hung up too hard on copyright jewishry will suffer humiliation after humiliation. When you learn that a Nintendo device is cracked you KNOW the nintendo cucks, all too eager to stifle any derivative fan content of their IP since time immemorial, are LOSING their shit. Can't wait for the mass seppuku that's coming.
>>750253573Why are you poor? Sincere question.
>>750254071Because for rich people to exist, there must be comparatively poor people.
>>750254120Explain how you are comparatively poor.
>>750254071What GPU do you have?
I didn't have to do a damn thing
>>750254314My asshole itches but I haven't shit in 3 days
>>750252951Xbox and PS4 are X86-64 (the 64 part meaning it can address over the 4GB of RAM) architecture. Consoles died with the PS3 and Wii U>SNES had Mode 7 and SuperFX. Some games were 48 megabits (6 Megabytes). Super Mario World, Link to the Past, FF4, FF5, FF6, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario RPG were impressive >Capcom's CX4 chip used in Megaman X2 and 3>Saturn had Hitachi SH-2 on a bus only wide enough for one of the CPUs to be operated directly at a time, with each having only 4k of cache to keep themselves busy so you have to be switching constantly to get the most out of both>Dreamcast had Hitachi SH-4 and only console ever created that supports automatic order independent alpha blending>Dreamcast SH-4 processor does all the transform and lighting and send it to the GPU to draw, whereas in the Xbox or a modern GPU, the GPU would do all of that>GameCube CPU called Gekko is a IBM PowerPC 750CXe running at 485 MHz and the GPU is from ATI „Flipper“ running at 162 MHz>PS2 had Kutaragi's Emotion Engine>PS3 CELL has a multithreaded coprocessor (SPE) rather than a real GPU and effectively nine hardware threads on the main processor (PPE). It's designed to vectorize, offload, vectorize more, offload, etc>xbox was x86, it ran a customized pentium iii and NVIDIA GeForce 4 hybrid and 64 MB of RAM (GameCube features 43 MB, PS2 features 32 MB, Xbox features 64 MB, Wii features 88 MB) >Xbox 360 Xenon, if you didn't know, was literally made with R&D stolen from Sony's Cell Cpu. IBM's main architect of Cell also worked on Xenon and was told by MS to just copy Sony's Cell except that they wanted traditional cores instead of Spe's because they wanted to get the console out faster>The 360's implementation of the PPC was more in line with normal specs - three cores (six threads, PPE, plus VMX128 extension, no SPE) at the time and had a separate ATI GPU>N64 and PS2 similar MIPS architecture
>>750251381This has always been the case.
>>750254292A good enough one.
>>750250720>I-It's nothing! >10 years hahaha...Eviscerate all tendies.
>>750251189Good tech vs slop pedo dogshit for babies, ninpedos mass suicide soon.
>>750250720not without the hypervisor exploit you dont
>>750254071>Gaytendo Switch 2 is the cheapest way to play gaymes.>Ah you own something more expensive than my toy tablet for pedos, you are poor!
>>750251189But the first ps5 jailbreak was released in october 2022 tho?
>>750252347I owned a switch 1 and the instant I found out I could emulate it better, faster and higher quality than native and remove the retarded "features" like breakable weapons in Zelda I thew it in the trash in utter disgust and revulsion, been emulating since and never looked back, now with AI I'm making my own custom mods too and porting everything over native. I do not b begrudge you having fun as and how you want to nor do I seek to impede you from doing so, and I buy a copy of every game I want to emulate before I crack it open to support the developer, however I will never buy a switch 2, fuck that predatory shit.
>>750251921They found some playable cut content in the switch 2 version of Toby fox's second game I heard. Someone posted a video here.
>>750254012you were mindraped by a corporation that makes optional luxury goods, kys
>>750252000And the fallout and retaliation from everyone with a pc will be the funniest shit ever to watch, Nintendo is gonna get AI rapegaped whether they like it or not. t. Streisand effect.
>>750250720STOP THIS SHIT@NINTENDO@FBI@CIA@POTUS@BLACKEDRAWDO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
>>750250827I don't want to play the bing bing wahoo, I just like seeing tendies getting cucked
I'm not seeing the schizo tendie spamming quotes and having his usual meltdowns... Saar must be sick with the new developments.
>>750251772No laws are being broken.
>>750250827>modern shitendo Kek shitendo has been dogshit from the start, I'm going to celebrate when they go bankrupt!
>>750251598>can't pirate games>but faggots will spoil every detail about them day -14 through dataminesjesus christ, its like the worst possible outcome.
>>750251189>the pure cope in all these replies>''w-we actually have games...''Not anymore kek it belongs to PC now
>>750261157Spoil what? Demakes, demasters, pokeslop, what's there to spoil.
I support Nintendo.
>>750250720this is not only illegal it's also cringejust buy the damn console or face a lawsuit
>>750261157>faggots will spoil every detailNot once a firmware update is needed to run newer games.So maybe up the oot remake but what's there to spoil?
>another day of snoytendies trying to convince me I'll really miss out on the grand time ocarina 6 remake.
@claude port duskbloods to pc and make no mistakes
>>750250720I already have OOT on my PC, I’ve had it for ages
only the most diehard nintroons are looking forward to playing this trash
>>750261157[spoilers]Sheik is Zelda[spoilers]
>>750250720@NintendoAmerica@FBI@CIA@JoeBiden@KamalaHarris@POTUSDO SOMETHING FOR GOD'S SAKE!
>he's melty spammy again
Peach is seething so fucking much, kek
>>750251750These hacks are moving lightning fast, they've already developed homebrew software, they've already decoded game file systems and model formats, in just a few days, this is going lightning fast.
>>750253112>Nintendo... MEMORIESThis feels pretty illustrative of the general mindset among these niggas. Like it's less that they even think Nintendo makes particularly good games (sometimes they do!) and more that the company itself kind of acts as this perpetual retvrn fantasy. In terms of brand loyalty you can't position yourself any better. They've hooked these guys forever, nothing will really shake them.
>>750262947Are you quoting mentally ill tendie retards that are indeed having a melty or are you the mentally ill tendie retard unironically thinking that everyone else is having a melty?
>>750251381Because
>>750250720Hopefully they can fix all the cringe
>>750263180How does this affect already existing PCfags? PC won and now consoleniggers can't join the winning side anymore.If barrier of entry is the issue, then that also directly affects consoles. Speaking of which, won't you be forced to upgrade soon? A new gen is coming up after all
>Emulation is comingPost yfw didn't buy a shitch poo
>>750263521I will still buy one for the novelty. Did it with the Wii U last year. Will buy the Shitch 2 once a modchip comes out for the thrill of soldering.
>>750262594Duskbloods datamine is already bad enough. Going to take a game that was fun to explore with /v/ros during the playtest and suck the fun out of it before release.
>>750263513>PC won We all lost. Everyone lost.
>>750251771THIS FAR DOWN! guess it's more a /vp/ meme then.
>>750263783PC literally won you retard. We are approaching a new era where all you do is ask Claude to optimize new game to run on your mom's DELL laptop. Trust in AI bro, E=M*C*AI^2
>>750264114>ask the slop machine that notoriously adds superfluous shit to optimizeI hate AItards so fucking much
>>750250827bro thinks companies' policies and quality of games are the same
>>750264691Nintendo is dead lil bro.
>>750251771
>>750251371>Tendie is also a trannySay it ain't so. At least that's an explanation for how delusional (you) are
>It's the third episode of the Nothingburger show
>>750265172>It's the third episode of the tendy cope show
>>750251381>recomps>decomps>emulationI have a question about this (please no bully): using these wouldn't it be possible to bypass stuff like denuvo on PC by simply using the console versions instead? The console versions don't have denuvo, right?
>>750265115>Mr E is not only a racist pedophile he's also a transphobe
>>750251715Really should have stopped at Air Riders, bro used pokemon crossing as a selling argument
>>750250720Pls make duskbloods for pc
>>750262826I'm looking forward to its unavoidable addition to ship of harkinian and me vibecoding all the bad shit away
>>750263521No it's not emulation that's coming it's recomps, even better.
>>750265821I’ll believe it once the first one gets released.
>>750251189The Switch 2 is shit coded like the Switch.Nintendo can't make a good hardware to save their lives.
>>750251715>PokopiaWho? That game that died in two weeks?
mani was really enjoying being back to the days that data miners didn't just blow everything open day 1, or sometimes ten days before launchit made it exciting to play games because I couldn't just Google everything, I might get to see things nobody else has seen
>>750265752It's an online game so what's the point?
>>750250827>The cognitive dicconanse of ootsnoys will never cease to amaze meI own a shitch poo, but I can't fucking wait for a Shitch Poo emulator. Why are tendies against Emus? I hate fucking brand worshiping. I like to own my shit, I don't want to be on Nintendos, Sonys, Microsoft or Valves mercy, to download my shit from their servers. To be fair, Nintendo releases their first party titles still fully on cartride, but I would love to mod the games, back them up forever and not be locked to a console.
>>750252852Tendies think copying files is tantamount to theft. My sides……
>>750251189no gives a shit about poostation
>>750251381Posts like this are so fucking retarded when everything's on consoles as well and the entry fee means you miss all the PC brokies. I always deselect playing with PC gamers because there's too many cheaters
>>750250827made the jeets seethe with this trukeynukey
>>750266353>rollslop brown wants trLMFAO
>>750250827>sour grapes
>>750262965lol
