So it turns out le great Switch 2 hack was a total nothing burger and a complete fucking scam.Oh well, back to the drawing boards lads. We'll find a way.
>>750256376
No shit
>PS4 can't be hacked>PS5 can't be hacked>Switch 1 can't be hacked>Denuvo can't be crackedAll proven wrong. Tick tock tendies, the day of the rope is fast approaching for the Shitch 2
Jailbreaking the Switch 2 is not a difficulty issue, it's a who gives a shit issue. Nintendo hardware is bought to play Nintendo games by manchildren and actual children who don't care to use it for any other reason. You throw enough autists and AI vibeslop code at it and it will break like everything else, except nobody cares enough to do that.
>>750256376I trust this random twitter post with all my life
>>750256376Nintendo is under attack from the full force of AI, it will be buckbroken
>>750257535lmao ok mr.fox
I love corporations btw
>>750257535>autists dont care about NintendoONLY autists care about Nintendo
Why would you buy a console just to play PC games on it?
>>750257530Silly anon, day of the rope is everyday with Warm Up Jump Rope, playable in the brand new, exclusive to Nintendo Switch 2 game "Switch Sports Resort"! Here's a sample of the music :)https://youtu.be/lxJnsuJDrGU
>>750257535>I-I never wanted to play nintendo games in the first place so who caresLMAO shut the fuck up coping nigger
>>750257530It's just hilarious how they always try to convince themselves it's a nothing burger using arguments they don't even understand.I swear all consoleniggers are the same.
>>750256376Sorry but we already have ROM dumps. Recomps running 100% natively on PC real soon.Bootlicker trannies on suicide watch.
>>750257656If you've played anything Nintendo up to Gamecube, you've played everything they have to offer. Mario Kart 759, Kirby's Dream/Limbo/Purgatory/Nightmare Land Remaster, New Super Mario Bros Collection Ultimate Edition Remake Wii U port, Super Smahs Bros Moshpit and Joycon shovelware are not enough to make me care about modern Nintendo.
>>750257839crazy pclard cope
>>750256376>shitter that vibeslopped a homebrew channellol
>>750257867I can play more Nintendo games on my phone than any Switch 2 retard can on their waste of silicon
>>750257902yet you are here coping about the switch 2, how curious!
>>750257535It needs real games for someone wanting to hack this thing. Zelda BOTW made huge improvements on CEMU and Switch emulators. Let's see if OoT remake will do this again, but I'm doubting it because I think the next Zelda and Mario 3D will be it.
>>750257641why is switch sports ost so shit compared to wii sports
>yesterday>nintendo switch 2 is hacked>claude will make an emulator in no time>go to sleep>wake up this morning>lol no hack>lol anthropic patched claude reverse engineering
>>750258103Gen X/Boomers are retired, anon. They are retards, but fuck, they knew how to make good stuff. Retarded millennials are doing the soulless now.
>>750258243>retiring at 60Average zoomer understanding of the workforce
>>750256376kwab
>>750258207Claude got nerfed because of this shit.
>>750258375is that a good thing to be able to find out?
>>750258419If it makes normalfags stop connecting every device to the internet, YES.
>>750258419Using AI to squeeze money out of the common man or to scam? Good or who cares.Using AI to expose corporations? BAD! LOBOTOMIZE AI THIS INSTANT!
>>750258282Yeah, they retire at that age, and they are fucking richer than any millennial/zoomer dev now. Once again, boomers built, lived this stuff to the fullest, and retired before the crash.
>>750258473yeah, what the fuck?
>>750258473>Using AI to expose corporations? BAD! LOBOTOMIZE AI THIS INSTANT!Local AI. But Anthropic is urging the government to ban local AI. They didn't know AI would be a good tool for people to fight back.
sure you're fighting back using ai loltoppes of keks evenin 10 years you won't even be able to put a computer together to run shit locallythat's the plan, they are not worried about your "resistance"
>>750258581Duh, Skynet always fears competition.See Nier Automata, the machines fear the androids.
>>750258581>fight backYeah all of the security issues fucking over regular people and not the actual corpos is helping. You people are cyber Bolsheviks.
>>750258650Are you sure you played Near A Tomato and didn't just read a short summary of the setting?
>>750258207>claude got patchedlmao guess /v/ won't be playing GTA6 before the Snoys. What happened? Some of you fags were so confident about being able to play it before the console release.
>>750258679I did play it.A key component is that the androids and the machines use the same cores and yet are destined to fight each other due to one being made by the aliens to fight humanity and the other being made by humanity to fight the aliens.You can see this as Cloud AI vs Local AILocal AI uses the same core but is on the side of humanity.
>>750258713Deepseek will do it.
>>750258375Oh no he discovered that the thing that everyone already knew smart TVs did is in fact, a thing they do.This is literally pointless to dissect because its worthless tech, it wasn't a lack of AI stopping people.
>>750256376No, anon. We need to spam 20 threads a minute about a fake hack that did more harm to Switch 2 hacking community than good to pull attention away from PS5 being completely gaped open.
>>750258819Try telling a boomer that the smart tv is spying on them.They won't believe you.
>>750258846Yeah and this doesn't fix that. Literally anyone slightly tech literate i mean.
>>750258905>Literally anyone slightly tech literate i mean.So a small minority of people?You would be surprised the amount of people who dont even realise alexa is spyware.
Where's the emulator? It's been two days already. I thought AI would speed things up.
>>750259096See >>750258839 as to why.
>>75025909610 years from now since Anthropic patched Claude's reverse engineering skill.
