DON’T BE A SIMP.
This realistic depiction of women was brought to you by an AIDS-ridden homosexual faggot btw.
His plan depended on Aidan being a simp though. Should've posted Zora.
>>750256763Why didn't he just get Zora to do the thing? She's already a woman.
Basically
THE S0IJAK, YOU POSTED IT, WE CAME
>>750256821She's not human and she doesn't have the psychological profile required to act as the revenant mother. The rite wouldn't work.
If you see a weird box with a weirder puzzle that begs you to open it don't open it unless you want to engage in BDSM that is out of this world.
I'm currently using a loophole that allows me to safely summon the cenobites and force them to play couch coop videogames with me
>>750256413I usually pretend to be a simp until I need to get outta dodge.>This guy trusts me, he'll do anything I say>WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO??Psyche, bitch. I don't trust anyone. I don't care how much of an edgelord I sound, it's why I'm still alive.Haven't played this game yet.
>>750256413>NOOO DON'T CALL MY CHARACTER A DESCRIPTIVE NAME YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM LEAD CENOBITE BECAUSE I WAS TOO RETARDED TO NAME HIM MYSELF!!!!!!!!!
>>750256413it's impossible once you're in love
>>750256413Didn't that guy die in one of the movies? When did he come back?
>>750257468Pinhead is destroyed in the year 2127 by Dr. Paul Merchant using the Minos orbital space station.
>>750257389I do this too
>>750256740qrd?
>>750257389Gigachad
>>7502564132bf I too would go to hell chasing after a BDSM enjoying Asian girl
>>750257538I know only the first two movies' lore counts but the scifi shit wasn't that bad, just low budget.
>>750257538I thought he got turned into his human self and was killed in the 2nd film, though. Does he just come back for no reason? I wouldn't put that past this series, since people get revived all the time.
>>750257765Not quite. He was split in half in 2. His human half was killed and his soul went into limbo. His demonic half was confined to a pillar, then later freed and went on a rampage on Earth. He was later merged with his human soul back into his original form and defeated with the cube.
>>750257765It was a whole thing in Hellraiser 3 I don't care to explain. But I don't think the game is taking the events of any of the films as canon, just the overall lore.
>>750257569nope
>>750257569Look up Clive Barker.
>>750257936This is the best way to do it really, all the movies are kinda shit for different reasons and to different degrees, its only the lore that's any good here.
>>750257765Did you see the last shot of the second movie?
I WILL SIMP ALL THE WAY TO HELL, COME AT ME BRO
>>750256763He still kept telling him that Sonny knew what she was doing and totally into it though. Almost like he thought the simping took all the fun out of it. Like "I'd rather my plan fail than enable this guy".
>>750258169What was it?
>>750258065Hellraiser movies are weird. I did a marathon and a lot of them you could tell they were just literally normal cops movies where they added the hellraiser thing the last minute, they were meant to be other movies not hellraiser
>>750258507Well the original director Clive Barker said he only considers 1,2 and this game to be canon.
3 is good because of the Motorhead song for the credits
>>750257349Are they painfully hard games?
>>750258567Weird, not even the 2022 movie? That one at least made sense in the Hellraiser universe instead of being just a cops movie, it even expanded the lore
>>750257569Hellraiser was made by a degenerate anti Christ leftist homosexual
>he said the "Demons to some, angels to others" line in the gameI cringed. Now I have to imagine that Pinhead practices that line repeatedly in front of a mirror and breaks it out every single time someone opens the box.
>>750258870what else does he do in the labyrinth all day?
>>750258910Torture people?
>>750258639It's probably just some marketing line. Clive only worked on the first film and the 2022 film before this game, though. What he considers canon is his choice and you don't have to agree.
>>750257349>cenobites learn from this>they start incorporating gruesomely long competitive party game sessions into their torture routineYou will live to see pinhead be the catalyst for the divorce of a previously thought inseparable couple as he makes them play Mario party for three week straight. The suffering will come not from torments of the flesh, but from the hateful truths they reveal to eachother after one too many chance times.
>>750256413Pinman
>>750259016Companies really are afraid of people not being able to catch up lmaoReminds me of planet of the apes movies doing a random timeskip because they thought people would be lost if the movies followed Cornelius so they asspulled Noa
>>750258567Where did he say that?
>>750259092Pinwoman
This game had a better depiction of the Cenobites than Clive’s last book. Don’t know what Barker was thinking having Pinheaded rape and beat an elderly negro lady to death because she sassed him. Or having Pinhead don battle armour and fight Satan to death in hell. Full on flying DBZ type of battle. Where he loses. This game was the best version of the characters since the 80’s.
>>750259340>penis torture session
>>750259340>>750259092What about PinTranWoman?
>>750259384>Beat and rape elderly nigroid ladyHOT
>>750256740The only ones brave enough to tell it like it is.
>>750259340Jeets actually think this is worth posting.
>>750259318I heard it in a podcast. In retrospect it was only said by some guy who was reviewing the game, rather than Clive. I'm kind of iffy on it being true now.
>>750257450Hell Priest*
>>750259421apparently there was a transgender playing pinhead in one of the movies? pic related
>>750261854whoops, pic related.
>>750259496yes
would you not simp for her?
glad I didn't buy this garbage re clone
>>750259340Stop, non of that here. Take it to goonerville, ohio.
>>750257349This but I'm only summoning the female one for sex.
>>750262393it's better than 7&8 though
>>750262712oh but we have such sights to show you
>>750256413based
>>750261903Look take she have sex with chuds-kun
>>750256740Is there any proof Clive has HIV besides that faggot in 2012 who sued him?
>>750256413was pinhead always a nigger?
>>750264263agreed.
>JOIN MY IMMORTAL DEMON BSDM LEGION>No, thank you>Ok! Have a good dayHow is this a franchise?
>>750264850Well they don't always say no, do they?
>>750264318No, he has a lot of fucked up unrelated issues like like throat tumors caused by heavy smokomg that hemamaged to remove and Toxic shock syndrome caused by a Destist surgery mistake. He says he's been diying for a decade now, but in every interview he looks fine
don't be a simp, be a chimp
>>750264614>Hell PriestessWhen Kirsty Cotton DLC?
>>750258682And Christianity was made by goat fucking plagiarizing dune coons, what's your point christnigger?
This is my totally original character:Needle Skull
>>750267423Nice desu
>>750267423/v/ would end up in the Labyrinth for this
>>750266886>And Islam* was made by goat fucking plagiarizing dune coons, what's your point christfriend*?
>the true torture is (you) spending weeks trying to solve the cube for hot cenobile sex but fail to do so
>>750257936I recall Barker himself said revival fits in after the first two films. The two he was involved in with. 3 and the rest are disregarded.
>>750269935That’s basically the plot to Inferno, isn’t it? Pinhead fucking with someone who doesn’t realise what his degeneracy is getting him into until it’s too late
>>750269935Wouldn't the configuration lead you to it if lust is involved?
>>750256413thanks Andrew Tinhead
>>750264850made me kek
>>750256413Did he said that?
>>750256413Why did sunny do it?
would you play her game, /v/?
>>750268116>I've showed you my cube, please respond
>>750264263>sheThat's a man. He has a penis.
>>750269782Anon, early Christians were JEWS
>>750256413Will there be a sequel? This game was surprisingly decent.
>>750273425Yes.
Hellraiser 4 is better than 2
>>750272886She's into the infinite pain and suffering thing.
>>750273448given the ending probably not a true sequel but like another game sure.
>>750272886all women are submissive painsluts (if the one doing it is handsome and/or powerful socially & physically) deep downrape or noncon sex is literally one of the most common erotic fantasy for both men (active role) and women (passive role)
>>750273372>mistress with penisheadEven better.
>>750256740How mad does it make you that even queers are smarter than females?
>a game where porn is okay >the girl still has tiny tits The west is so feminized that big tits will never appear in a videogame ever again.
>>750273921No
>>750257349Just get them the right game and they'll have a great time.
>>750274838I'm right and you know it, 2 is aimless drivel and 4 is based
>>750257389That's what you're meant to do. Tell them what they wanna hear then dip once you've had your fill.
>>750267423She got some beefy fucked up hands for a girl.Must have did some kind of heavy physical work before becoming a cosplayer.
>>750257349>YOU LAUNCHED THE MARIO PARTY>WE CAME
>>750262848I don't mind that sentiment kek
>>750256413Simps to some, incels to others.
>>750273448Yes, hopefully the white rabbit BDSM girl’s continued pursuit of the biggest, thickest dildo.
>>750257465how so?
The Thread. You posted it. We came.
I think Hellraiser is pretty cool guy
Tell me about Pinshead! Why does he wear the pins?
>>750256740Homos are women-adjacent so they understand the female species a little better than men.
>>750271505>Have to kill the cat 9x times.
>>750273448The going to be a DLC first, probably the second cop who 'went dark' (who might be the person in the trailer) or white bdsm girl's journey out of dodge.
Is it just me, or is the pink-clad girl at the club the perfect waifu?
Sensation Supreme
>>750257349>WE'LL TEAR YOUR HIGH SCORE APART
