I’m literally shaking while writing this, nigger.I genuinely don’t understand how those fucking kikes at Valve have let it get this far. I’ve been patiently waiting for the new patch for months because after working a 9–5 like a wagecuck, I just want to come home, queue up some ranked, and spend quality time with my wife’s boyfriend’s smurf account without the meta being exactly the same as it was in spring.Yesterday I refreshed the Dota blog 47 times. Nothing. I checked IceFrog’s Twitter, which hasn’t been updated since 2019, and somehow I still felt personally ignored by this Jewish-run company. Apparently not releasing the patch wasn’t enough, because Valve also put out a new Arcana and acted like that was content. Typical.Then my wife asked me why I was standing in the kitchen staring at my phone at 3am. I hadn’t done anything wrong, yet I was made to feel like I was the problem. I understand patches take time to make, but surely there should be some protection for players who have made it clear they’ve already theorycrafted every possible item change.And why is “Valve Time” still a thing? I have four kids, two jobs and barely any free time. I need patches on a schedule I personally agreed to. I shouldn’t have to learn to enjoy the current meta just because Valve thinks everyone has unlimited patience like some fucking basedboy.I don’t want the patch to be good. I just want it to exist, you absolute niggers.I had to take a break from writing this post because my hands were shaking too much to type. My wife’s boyfriend brought me a glass of water. Even that cuck agrees this has gone too far.So this is my ultimatum: if the patch is not out by Friday, I will uninstall Dota. I will not reinstall it on Saturday. I will reinstall it on Sunday, but only to check whether the patch is out, and if it isn’t, I will be extremely disappointed again.I’ve already contacted Steam Support and I’m genuinely considering legal action.
>>750263172You know this is larp because only jobless bums complain about Valve time
>>750263312Oh so now I’m a jobless bum for wanting a fucking patch, nigger?I work two jobs, raise four kids, and still somehow find time to get cucked by my wife’s boyfriend’s smurf while waiting for IceFrog to stop sucking kike cock and actually do his job. Meanwhile you’re out here diagnosing employment status from a forum post like some Reddit psychologist.If having standards and not wanting to play the same dogshit meta for 8 months makes me a NEET in your eyes, then congratulations, you’re the perfect Valve customer: a braindead wage slave who’ll eat whatever cold leftover patch notes they throw at you and say thank you.
