any thread that isn't an immediately successful flame war gets pruned

>what is marketing
>why isn't it here
>t. marketing thread here

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>>750268804
Well you forgot to pay me to talk about it, Mr. Advertiser

>>750268804
The game not being on PC is part of it. As someone who only has a PC and a Switch 2 I can't even play it.
Secondarily, the game isn't even that interesting to me. I played GTA SA, IV, and V. I didn't beat any of them and played increasingly less of them. SA I got probably 40-50 hours out of, IV was like 20-30, I think I played V for like 10 hours.

My taste in vidya is more on the RPG or Strategy game side. A straight forward 3rd person sandbox game is not that interesting to me personally. It will obviously have 10,000,000 threads upon release though.

I couldn't care less about your gun and ball garbage. The fact it's being marketed to pussywhipped failures is just funny to me.

>>750268804
I'm waiting for the pc release since i don't own a ps5

>>750268804
Sorry I don't gobble up nigger glorification like all the other goys.

>>750268804
Because GTA 6 has too much gameplay for nu/v/.
For nu/v/ to like something ask yourself, what would a 13 year old girl play?
Something with as little gameplay as possible, if it has gameplay it needs to be extremely casual and repetitive, and needs to be focused on a story worthy of Tumblr Harry Potter fanfiction.
As such, /v/ prefers Deltarune, Dispatch, Danganronpa, Life is Strange, Marvel Rivals, Overwatch or The Coffin of Andy and Leley.

>>750268804
I don't care because I played 5

it's popular ergo, by decree, /v/ must hate it

>>750268804
The last time GTA was good it let me be a nigger in the hood dealing with hood shit.
>IV felt like shit to play
>V had a shit story that wasn't worth sitting through
I expect VI to somehow meld those two together into being the most worthless experience in the franchise. Why would I bother with it?

>>750269079
>gun and ball
Everyone in /v/ is parroting this catchphrase at any moment, what eceleb are you NPCs parroting?

>>750268804
Nobody I know personally cares either.

Because GTA 6 is just GTA 5

>>750268804
I only play games I like

>>750268804
Because Rockstar did the one thing /v/ doesn't forgive: proving it wrong.
/v/ spent the entire pre-release months of RDR2 swearing it would flop, it didnt flop, and thus /v/ spent almost a decade throwing a tantrum over it with daily threads seething about that game.
It's the same thing that happened with Doom Eternal.

>>750268804
I love GTA and played them all but I'm not excited for 6, at least not yet, because it's not on PC.

>>750268804
Contrarianism.
Between that and the fact that /v/ these days has like 300 posters tops, its bound to become a virtue signalling circlejerk to see who is the most contrarian.

>>750269252
>anything from modern cuckstar
>too much gameplay
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Also GTA is for 13 year olds.
>>750269315
Gun and ball means that normalfag goylems only like shooters like call of duty and sports games like FIFA or NBA.
>>750269536
>muh contrarians!!!!
If seeing opinions that don't match normalfag narratives upsets you, feel free to go home.

>>750268804
>why is this place so out of touch?
because it's a social experience for normal non-autistic employed individuals that have sex on a regular basis
counter-culture incel chuds have to pretend that it's actually bad or something (even if every classmate/coworker male or female in their vicinity will be talking aboout it)

4chan is historically pclard central so they will be playing gta6 on twitch or youtube, everyone else is probably some broke bum loser who can't afford a ps5, incels simply refuse to acknowledge that normal people get hyped and consoom things at launch and move on to the next thing, supposedly 150IQ chuds that can't get laid are too smart for this shit or something

>>750268804
GTA 6 is just like the upcoming marvel movie. It's gonna be pure shit as usual but it'll make a ton of money. Obviously real gamers aren't gonna give a shit. Cyberleek already showed the game is mid

>>750269590
Too much gameplay for nu/v/, yes.
This board hates gameplay.
Hell, /v/ got lifelong trauma from MGSV because it took a franchise of movie games that were 80% cutscenes and instead made it an average videogame.
>Also GTA is for 13 year olds.
For 13 year old boys, not girls. 13 year old girls play the kind of Tumblr-tier emo garbage full of "muh gender" bullshit that /v/ does.
The most discussed game in /v/ the past few years is Deltarune, and mods had to ban that shit because you faggy bitches couldnt stop gossiping about the gender of characters.
/v/ will never live that one down.

>>750269648
Consoles are for poorfag niggers, tf are you talking about? Any console is cheaper than a good quality gayming pc. And a PC can always be upgraded with better parts, meanwhile modifying your cucksole in any way is illegal so you need to keep coping that erm actually the human eye can't see more than 30 fps

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>>750268804
honestly the game just looks boring
the story is just a common crime flick
the gameplay is just stale shooting or press x to awesome melee combat
there is just nothing appealing about it to me

>why does nobody care about a game that's not out yet
From what I've seen it doesn't look fun. They probably spent more time and effort promoting the game than working on it so that doesn't give me much hope either. It looks like they're compensating.

>>750269590
That's not my question, what eceleb did you NPCs learn the "gun and ball" expression from?

>>750269252
This is probably the biggest reason. current /v/ meta doesn't support regular dude gamers.

And since when do gamers care about being in touch anyway? Just go play football.

>>750269840
From the official twitter account for Okami

>>750269870
Exactly, some eceleb social media shit.
I knew this place couldnt come up with even an expression on its own, its not 2009 anymore.

4 and 5 were alright and all but the thought of more of that is just not something I'm interested in.

>>750268804
Because people here aren't normies and GTA was already mechanically obsolete 13 years ago.
6 is the exact same shit but with better graphics.

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>>750268804
>GTA6 is next coming
Oh, great. A far-left, ultra-woke DEI movie that is occasionally interrupted by the need to press UP on the controller, with the very same gameplay as the other GTAs of the last twenty five years. Wow. Hey, Great. Wow.

>>750269983
>mechanically obsolete
Doubt it when every other open world is still Ubisoft crap.

because GTA has been AT BEST mediocre for 20 fucking years. and released 2 games in those 20 years as opposed to 5 of them during the 5 years of the PS2's heyday.

also nobody who was involved in making the good GTA games good even works at Rockstar anymore.

at this point a 1984 style crash would be the greatest thing in the world to happen to gaming.

>>750270035
>A far-left, ultra-woke DEI movie that is occasionally interrupted by the need to press UP on the controller
That didn't stop you fags from slurping up Deltarune.

A gta 4 with expanded map and online would be 10x more exciting

>>750268804
>Why isnt /v/ a normalfag infested shithole?

Kill yourself and fuck off

>>750269301
I don't mind the contrarian part it's the part where they will also be the exact same people who post about it for the next 5-8 years.
I didn't even know how reddit worked until people who hated it kept telling me every damn day about it. Just get a fucking room cheesy petes.

>>750268804
Because GTA 6 is the kind of game well adjusted people without neuroticism play.

Psychopath simulator 6!!

>>750270035
You can kill yourself anytime

>>750268804
Its just GTA again
The gameplay is stale and not interesting and I dont expect the story to be any good

>>750268804
buy an ad

>>750270205
>RDR2 morality mechanics
More like Better Men Simulator 6!

>>750270243
Sam reason I'm not interested in GTA6, it's the same game again. Likely going to buy the OoT remake instead

>>750268804
Because /v/ hates Rockstar since it can't TORtanic it.
For a while autists here went
>I SWEAR GTA 6 IS GOING TO FLOP
but now its obvious its going to be the best selling game in history so these people prefer to pretend it doesnt exist.
Not particularly hyped for it, but I am hyped to see /v/ seethe about GTA 6 even harder than it did about RDR2.

>>750270059
Anon, GTA is literally Ubislop.
In fact is worse, since at least Ubisoft tries to give the gameplay some "rpg" variety now.
GTA is another dead open world, with "follow the yellow line" quests and where you do nothing but shooting and driving (and it's not good at any of those 2 things).

>>750268804
If you buy this game, you're brown

>>750270269
It's not morality mechanics, its criminal reputation, it specifies whether you are a professional criminal or a retard who ends up getting into shootouts with the police even when mugging a rando.

>>750268804
No lazlow no buy

>>750270384
>implying hating Cucksaar is a bad thing
>>750270468
Okay? And why is that shit even needed in a series when all the fun akways came from going on wild rampaged and sometimes "solving" missions in funny ways?

I don't like GTA or Rockstar in general. I still really liked RDR and will eventually play RDR2, but GTA 6 just seems like a waste of time after disliking almost every GTA game I've played.

Highway signs are a waste of tax money.

>>750270418
>Anon, GTA is literally Ubislop.
I wonder how long this guy has been forming, and spreading, opinions while having no idea what he's talking about

>>750268804
I'm not touching this until PC

>>750270525
As that anon just explained, you are still fully supported in going full retard on rampages. I'll probably end up playing that way

>>750269915
"Gun & ball gamers" has been a thing for over a decade, among. Also, phrases naturally spread between people. They don't all stem from fucking ecelebs lmfao

>>750270418
>since at least Ubisoft tries to give the gameplay some "rpg" variety now
And with RPG variety you mean resource farming, a cancer that should be removed from videogames. But of course that would mean the death of games that /v/ unironically slurps up, like Palworld.

>dead open world,
GTA 4, GTA V and RDR2 are literally the only open world games that feel alive and where NPCs can be properly interacted with, where every location seems to have a backstory its designed around.
Rest of open worlds are theme parks that are just there to have collectables.

I only like linear story games.

>>750270635
And then let me guess, the ugly brown bitch is gonna bitch and moan while I get shown bad criminal points?

>>750270525
Because depending on your style of gameplay you'll get different types of jobs and be hired by different kind of people.

>>750268804
probably because its like a hundred dollar game on nearly thousand dollar consoles
honestly I think its a little delusional to think its going to be a smash hit when most people are going through such retarded times in terms of financial stability.

>>750270652
Except a month ago no one said this.
Now I've seen this sentence like once kn every thread in /v/
/v/ is full of social media gossipers so its natural to assume autists here just latched onto something an eceleb said.

>>750270652
Okay zoomer lol
>Before 2025
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22gun%20and%20ball%22/end/2024-12-31/
>After 2025
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22gun%20and%20ball%22/start/2025-01-01/

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>game set in modern day america
name a lamer setting

>>750270690
maybe if you intentionally play her to be pro while jason is psycho. Tell me something, when you play games yourself do you actually let yourself get all bent out of shape and stomp your feet like /v/ is watching over your shoulder?

>>750270525
>implying hating Cucksaar is a bad thing
There are reasons to hate them, such as their focus on GTA Online or not releasing GTA 6 on physical, but /v/ doesnt give a shit about that, hell, autists here think people still buy GTA for the singleplayer and not because of the Online.
No, /v/'s reasons to hate Rockstar are childish pettiness, its all about the fact that /v/ is still mad that RDR2 didnt flop like autists here predicted.

Dont even pretend /v/ has some sort of higher taste in games, because the games /v/ eats up are zero effort garbagw with the production values of a Skyrim mod and stories worthy of a Tumblr tranny account.

>>750270941
every numbered GTA is set in the year it was made

>>750271007
>GTA VI
>set in year 6, AD
w-whoa...

>>750271007
except 2

>>750268804
I'm white, straight, literate, know my father and enjoy good gameplay. I could not be any further away from rockstar of david's target audience if I tried.

>>750271192
rockstar should make a gta like the caveman far cry game where you steal flinstones cars and shit

>>750271237
Rockstar's audience are normies who only buy COD and FIFA and for whom Internet is limited to Youtube, Tiktok and Instagram.

>>750268804
I really wanna know how much they wasted on marketing alone, it must have been a huge amount.

>>750271284
See that would actually make me want to play GTA, I'd buy it if I could be a caveman and hit other players over the head with clubs and ride dinosaurs and eat oversized drumsticks

>>750271284
Rockstar should remake Metal Gear Solid V

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>>750268804
ill wait for a pc recomp and pirate it then

>>750271327
>wasted
That would imply GTA 6 isnt going to become the best selling game of all time and that GTA Online 2 won't bring them a billion every month.

>>750268804
/v/ is full of third worlders, shitskins here can't afford a platform that can run GTA 6.

>>750271492
I stopped bringing up VI in the samp server I play becasue it reminds me that the kids I'm playing with didn't choose san andreas because it's the best, they're stuck with it because it's the best they can run

>>750268804
Gameplay looks dull and the /v/ threads only discuss nudity so I don't participate in them.

I have better taste.

>>750271653
Oh yeah, everyone's just dying to have access to worse gameplay, don't you see all these people playing IV and V on... on... uhh...

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>>750268804
GTA VI turned out to be lame and gay.
>ugly brown girlboss protag
>you also play a cuck white guy
>zero humor in the game
>game was confirmed made by indians and woman
>launches on obsolete consoles first for some reason
>no online mode at launch just the lame and gay story mode

>>750268804
>No one here cares
There's been 5 threads a day seething about it for the last month at least.

>>750271771
>zero humor in the game
I fucking wish this was true, worst part of GTA is the "satire".
>DUDE DID YOU KNOW THAT UHHH, PEOPLE USE TWITTER? LMAOOOO, NOW HERE'S A 13 YEAR OLD DUDBRO GOING ON A RANT ABOUT CURRENT SOCIETY
It's like a mix of MCU and Big Bang Theory "humor", it made GTA V fucking unbearable.
They need to start basing these games on actual, serious crime stories.
I'll never understand the idea of forcing humor in non-comedies.

>>750271653
>becasue
I don't know when it started but I mispell it that way every fucking time now
>>750271761
I thought V was dying until I realized I was still playing the xbox one version until last week lol. Interestingly I've never looked into what's out there for IV servers. I had a lot of fun on official ones back in the day

>>750271983
its "woman" "humor" thats in the game.
the old games made by men had actual funny humor.
GTA VI is slop made by dumb useless unfunny retarded roasties and brainless indians.
the story will be the lamest and gayest shit you will ever play.

>>750272109
Hello Andy, how is the latest clickbait video going?

>>750272109
Here's the thing, when I play a crime or mafia game the last thing I want is humor, not everything needs to be turned into a fucking Marvel movie.
There's a reason nobody gives a shit about the story of GTA games, because "le funny" is shit.
You want to write funny things? Fuck off to some sitcom.

i briefly considered buying into the hype until they showed the cutscenes and revealed the writing is AWFUL. this is a netflix show for women with no edge. if the story was at least interesting i would've put up with the RDR2 anti-fun mechanics, but if the gameplay and story both suck, why bother? i can just replay any older GTA or clone and have more fun.

>>750268804
>obey because corporate toy reward ok
what a dystopian shithole

>>750272236
I'm making a map

>nobody gives a shit
there he goes again, conflating personal opinion with consensus

Its the most anticipated piece of media of the decade.

>>750268804
But pulling out your phone for sweet Reddit upvotes while traveling at 72 in a vehicle is cool.

>>750272476
That's kind of funny when you point it out

>>750268804
Cause i dont get paid to shill gayTA. And theres no point talking about a game i wouldnt buy ranjesh.

>>750268804
The same type of people who get hyped for the next fifa or NBA game releases are the ones excited for gta6. It has mass appeal for low iq people and people who unironically think gaming is cringe yet still play from time to time.

>>750268804
I play WoW Forever nigga

>>750268804
I'm thinking of reinstalling Skyrim and 2000 mods

>>750268804
Only a retard has problems driving while drunk.
Unless you take LSD or some shit that makes you hallucinate you will always pretty much drive in automatic mode.

I'm posting in this thread to claim how much I don't care about this game. I'm a very very unique individual, you normies wouldn't get it.

>>750270235
cope, seethe, and dilate, troonie

>>750272595
>The same type of people who get hyped for the next fifa or NBA
Yep, them and millions of other gamers

Literally what is there to do in it? It’s no different than Forza Horizon but with worse driving controls, and terrible stories

>>750272674
>t. american who drank six beers and called it "binge drinking"

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I still havent played GTA V despite owning it, and I shant be playing this.

>>750272936
No, my go to drink is vodka with pepsi.

>>750269252
>Because GTA 6 has too much gameplay for nu/v/.
During the netflix trailer release I asked why people were so hyped about a trailer that was 90% story and boring minigames, and no one was discussing things like gameplay mechanics which to me looked like a boring 3rd person shooter with no enemy variety. GTA fans themselves here basically said they like the game for the vibes, for the experience and slightly for the plot and no one cares about the autistic shit I was talking about.

>>750272987
I could drink you under the table and even I've written a car off drunk

>>750271435
I kinda agree with him on the waste part but not in the same way. I think they didn't need much marketing with all the normalfags and journalists making a big deal out of it.
Their target demographic (gun and ball gamers) is 99% guaranteed to hear about the game and its release date so yeah if there is a game that didn't need more than a few youtube trailers and twitter posts it's this one.

>>750273083
this seems like a delightfully cherry picked account of events to make yourself feel like the lone wolf free thinker in a room full of idiots

>>750269252
Absolute giga truke

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>>750268804
"Don't drink and drive", meanwhile this cocksucker is with his phone in hand while at the wheel. Might as well have been drinking.
Then there's the possibility that this could be AI, you just cannot know anymore.
Oh yeah I shan't be purchasing nor pirating GTA6 by the way

>>750268804
LMAO remember that one guy being arrested for murder and he went bawling cause he won't be there to experience GTA 6

>>750268804
>why is this place so out of touch?
it's only (you) addicted indians and other kinds of thirdies here now days, they can only afford to play gacha free to play garbage

>>750269915
>someone uses an insult that clearly work (as seen by your butthrut)
>everyone rushes to use it as well because it works
>nooo don't use this insult, someone I don't approve of used it before you did
Don't care
Gun and ball gamer is a perfect expression to describe the lower common denominator of high melanin like yourself.

>>750268804
This place is full of mindbroken performative chuds who are highly influenced by a smaller subset of extremely vocal chuds that set the overall tone of this place. And the current decree is “datacenters and GTA6 bad!!!!”.

>>750268804
Because it's not coming to pc and no one wants to spend 1000 bucks to play it a few months earlier

>>750268804
>why is this place so out of touch?
What's there to be excited about? It's a game that's parodying the modern age, which is enough of a fucking parody as it is. Why would I want to go home and play the same bullshit I'm living already?

>>750273145
I don't think anyone is an idiot for wanting something out of their games that's not the same thing I want from my games. It's just a different mentality

>>750269648
>because it's a social experience
Correct
It's not a game, it's an excuse to talk about something with your buddies.
My buddies don't play video games, not even normalfag shit like GTA so I don't see the need to play it.
They love sports however, so I gotta watch the latest apehoop game every time. It is a cursed existence.

>>750269780
>Consoles are for poorfag niggers
go ahead and buy one then, retard
surely you are not missing out on the most important and anticipated release in gaming history, as a real elite gamer, right?
>Any console is cheaper than a good quality gayming pc. And a PC-bla bla more cope follows
look it's cool and all but can it run gta6 at launch? no? well that's unfortunate, nobody gives a fuck about your shitbox then
>>750273663
that's just how normal non-psychotic people operate, to them it's just a way to kill off some time while getting hyped to experience something with others and talk about it or something, that's literally all there is to it, somehow it's some never heard before incomprehensible revelation among the regulars of this board

>>750273927
NTA but
>buy a console for one (1) game
ISHYGDDT

Man, what made the cattle so sore lately? They're all doing their best scorned school shooter impression with their little manifestos on how the world is over for online strangers not partaking on their marketing campaign. You'll survive me not joining crimer worship with you pal, go take a shower and shave.

Gun and ball melty lol

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>>750270035
Notice how none of the replies that mocked you were able to refute you either

>>750273989
>buy a (supposedly) cheap console to experience the most important launch in gaming history (once in a lifetime occasion)
yeah why not, just don't be a broke bum

>>750273475
Shalom

>>750273927
>that's just how normal non-psychotic people operate, to them it's just a way to kill off some time while getting hyped to experience something with others and talk about it or something, that's literally all there is to it, somehow it's some never heard before incomprehensible revelation among the regulars of this board
I tried playing a game I didn't like before and it wasn't fun even with friends, I couldn't stand playing something not fun so I stopped.
Is that not how normalfags operate?
How alien.

>>750274082
I don't wanna play a game because it's "important," you goofball. I wanna play a game because it looks like fun to me. Wake me up when GTA VI has local co-op arcade puzzle mechanics like Puyo Puyo Tetris

>>750268804
>why is this place so out of touch?
Its full of edgy faggots tryna act cool with their contrarian takes.

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>>750268804
>this place
Oh but it's not just this place. I'm in some D*scord server populated with libbies, people with political views diagonally opposite to mine, and when I asked not one of them was excited about this game either, none expressed any interest in buying it

>>750274226
well you see everyone is hyped up about it so you just have to keep on the act
I don't make the rules

>>750274082
>the most important launch in gaming history
I genuinely don't get how people think this.
What exactly is it that makes it important?

>>750274330
that's fucked up

>>750274330
Who makes the rules then? Sounds like an asshole. I wanna have a few words with him

>>750274280
Something tells me you'd be better off asking people like the ones in your webm, anon...

>>750273461
So, people who play games for gameplay and fun, instead of those people who "play" shit with no gameplay and spend more time gossiping about the hecking wholeome characters like Deltarune or Dispatch?

>>750268804
Consoles have been obsolete since the ps3 gen. I'm not getting a $600 paperweight just to buy some game that will have a superior and upgraded PC re-release half an year later anyway. There's plenty of shit to play in the meantime.

>>750274248
>I don't wanna play a game
the difference here is that you can't play it, not that you don't want to play it
>because it's "important," you goofball
if it's so unimportant and irrelevant to you shut the hell up and stop seething about it and move to something else
>Wake me up when
nobody is waiting for you, who the fuck do you think you are lmao

>>750274463
I can see negroes might want to buy this shitty game, yes, it's not unlikely, however they're a minority, so by extension it won't sell as much

>>750274528
they don't play games for fun however, they play games because it's "hype" and "everyone is playing it".
It's funny to me that you gun and ball gamers think there's only two kinds of games: gun and ball and visual novels.

>>750268804
Because this place is full of poor shitskins who can only play gacha slop on their $150 Xiaomi phones or indies that look like GBA games, the only games that run on their PCs with GTX 950s.

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>>750268804
Are consoomers even human?

>>750274537
>triple projection
lol

>>750274280
So basically, GTA 6 is what differentiates between normal people and neurotic, terminally online nutjobs

>>750274334
>I genuinely don't get how people think this.
if everyone said so then it must be true or something
>What exactly is it that makes it important?
the sheer scale and unprecedented budget, probably the fact that the US economy is projected to have a substantial loss due to people taking time off to play it (have you ever heard about shit like this before?)
gta5 was a monumental release, so why should the next entry be any different, there's simply nothing that even remotely can rival it in terms of popularity even among people who are not regular gamers themselves, a once in a lifetime release

Not that it would, but if the game’s story slowly shifted into a simulator where you just beat your gf for fucking up constantly, giving you an option to cheat on her constantly before the end where the male protag calls her a gross spic and strangles her to death in a fit of rage, you’d all be singing a different tune.

>>750274330
Nah. Being excited is effortless. Hate takes focused energy.
So it’s actually the people who hate GTA6 that would even need to “keep up the act”.

>>750268804
why does this nigga have his high beams on ree

>>750274537
Kek, don't get your panties in a bunch, you were the one who suggested I buy the game, all I did was point out why it looks unappealing

>>750274631
Yes, there's games with gameplay and then there's the kind of garbage /v/ slurps up, which is different flavors of movie games that only a teenage girl with green hair would play.

>>750274708
>>750274787
he smoked you.

>>750274674
GTA fans are probably the most retarded bunch on Earth.
>Y’all
Typical, given it’s leddit. In which case, you should go back there anon if you’re getting screens from there
>piece of art
That’s just insulting; the game is the epitome of anti art.

>>750274729
So basically, it's important because it will sell a lot of copies?
Amount of copies sold (or not sold) isn't a good reason to play or not play a game, despite what /v/ believes.

>>750274861
>you should go back there anon if you’re getting screens from there
shut up, nigger

>>750274820
>>750274820
>doubles down on his ignorance
Yup, it's a gun and ball gamer all right.

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Because 90% of the people that actually made the 3D and HD era are gone and nu-Rockstar is a soulless shithole company

All the leaks point to the voice acting and writing being GTA Online-like soulless safe corporate "edgy" dogshit.

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>>750268804
ARE YOU EXCITED AND PUMPED FOR THE NEXT BIG BROTHER?!

>>750274775
He doesn't? I can't see the blue icon. He is 2mph over the speed limit and taking a photo though so he's still a fag

>>750274863
>Amount of copies sold (or not sold) isn't a good reason to play or not play a game
Oh, but it is! In fact, it's the only reason to play a game! Bigger number = better product, clearly! It's heckin economics, anon!

whats there to talk about there is basically zero marketing and the game despite releasing in under a month hasnt even hit gold

>>750268804
>you have to consume and care about the new thing...BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY!?
No, I don't think I'll be a mindless consoomer like urself :)

>>750274953
>rockstar releasing one game every decade is the same as a yearly reality tv show
Great analogy retard

>>750268804
How do I turn in my coworker for taking time off to play this game?

>>750275093
Well SOMEBODY has to slurp the cum off of Rockstar's sweaty anus

>>750274708
point them out then, or the smartest thing in your case would be to shut the hell up, as I suggested, the game is not important so why do you care so much to keep replying
>>750274787
I never suggested to purchase the game

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>official trailers finally drop
>on netflix
>it looks like shit, as we expected

>20th thread today: why don't you like it? pls buy

>>750274743
that was in response to someone saying that they tried something they didn't like and stopped playing
obviously everyone who bought or preordered gta will like it, they know what they are buying

>>750274931
>no counter argument
Run along, I'm sure you have to go gossip about the billions of genders of Deltarune characters.

>why isn't the site full of white guys excited for the game made for brown people
hmmmmmmm

>>750269648
>>750273927
Americans will suffer a violent seizure if you tell them you play videogames without being brainwashed to consider them a social obligation (lol, lmao).

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>>750275093
>zero marketing
Fucking Miami is covered in Vice City shit dude.
It's another thing that this place has no touch with reality.

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I thought I was pretty miserable but compared to the fags that hate GTA VI for being popular, I'm doing alright. I'm very excited for the game, the seethe it causes from being the most successful video game of all time will be fun to watch.

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>>750268804
>sanitized woke garbage writing
>console exclusive
>no multiplayer
>$100 base price
You couldn't pay me to play this trash, but I'm sure all the thirdies will enjoy it

>>750275439
>/v/
>white
>the place full of gacha slurpers obsessed with AI generated pics and that has complete mental breakdowns the moment Ukraine is mentioned
Lmao

>>750268804
>woooo im so excited to steal car and shoot a couple of people like i did before
only literal niggers give a shit about gta in 2026

>>750274863
I mean not necessarily, rockstar has a massive track record and so on and there are other reasons while it will perform well, but ultimately yeah big numbers make rounds on the news so people eventually will want to check out what is the fuss all about, I would argue that's more important to people, they are clearly not waiting for reviews to drop to make an informed purchase decision since the majority wants to be there day one
>despite what /v/ believes.
/v/ (which is not a single person but still) somehow was trying to convince itself that it will flop, whatever they believe in is simply not compatible with reality

>>750275278
>I never suggested to purchase the game
You didn't? Well how am I going to play GTA VI, then? I don't own either, are you suggesting I *steal* the game? Or are you suggesting I can't *afford* the game? GTA + the PS5 is less than a week's pay for most working Americans.

>>750275516
>$100 base price
What?
>no multiplayer
You unironically think GTA Online 2 isnt coming?
Seriously, in what fucking cave does this board live in.

>>750275161
Both are "normie shit for people that knows no better".
Most GTA6 players are basically literally only playing GTA.
It's a different world.

>>750268804
/v/ would feel lost playing a game who's main menu isnt full of ads trying to make you gamble for JPGs

>>750275607
>What?
If you want the full game you have to pay 100, or you can get the discount version with stripped away content for 70.
>You unironically think GTA Online 2 isnt coming?
Obviously it's coming, but its not there on release, which is yet another reason why I have no interest in playing it on release. Which is a response to the marketer who made this thread. Not that I would expect a sub 60 IQ goycattle like yourself to reason yourself to that conclusion unless I spell it out for you. So there you go.

in all honesty the open world leaks with the plane looked very impressive but everything looks meh i really dont care about "current day america" simulator. florida in the 80s would have been much better story wise

also jason sounds and acts like a total tard in every leak or promotional material he has been in. that casting decision alone is a red flag. lucia is fine i guess but i dont want a relationship simulator in a GTA game. even if they claim its optional it obviously has been set up to be engaged in

>>750268804
>why is this place so out of touch?
Ahead of the curve, I've seen the leeks

>am on PC
>don't play much single player
>tried all gta games never got hooked
nothing about GTA is appealing to me apart from the tech/presentation which is always impressive at release.

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>>750275705
>GTA fan excited to play GTA for the first time

>>750275593
>You didn't?
you are free to point out a specific sentence where I said otherwise
>Well how am I going to play GTA VI, then?
that's not my problem really
>I don't own either, are you suggesting
I assume you meant to say "I don't own a console/ps5 either"
maybe you misread my post but I said go ahead and buy a console then (since it's supposedly a cheap device or whatever you said, if that was you, I was replying to two people), I never said go ahead and buy the game
but yeah if you want to play gta6 at launch with everyone else then having a console is mandatory, with ps5 being the default choice but you can have your own preferences

>>750275737
So the base version isnt $100.

>Not that I would expect a sub 60 IQ goycattle like yourself to reason yourself to that conclusion unless I spell it out for you.
Ironic coming from someone unironically interested in GTA Online.

>>750275806
Mmm, that's a direct purchase, /v/ needs the gambling aspect of the whole thing to make them feel accomplished.

>>750275816
>So the base version isnt $100.
Sorry I grew up at a time when the base version of something was the version that had all the content zoomzoom.
>Ironic coming from someone unironically interested in GTA Online.
As opposed to.. what? The sanitized commiefornia writing? Is that what's got your panties wet? Jesus christ you're really far gone huh.

>>750275516
You know what would be a more enriching and fulfilling use of the 100 dollars you AREN'T spending on GTA VI?

Treat your loved ones to a dinner on the launch date of the game! Go out to a restaurant with family, friends, etc. Don't have any? That's okay, help yourself! That 100 bucks you spend eating something you love is going to a great use, anon :)

>>750268804
only retarded normies care about GTA. Its a nigger game through and through

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>>750268804
I'm soooo hyped for brown girlboss simulator

>>750275482
And there are people here, in this little forgotten shithole corner of the internet that insist there are shills here; that they should buy an ad. I feel like I have to point out I don’t care one bit for this shitty nigger game before you retards frothing at the mouth about how much you hate this thing come at me with your retardation.

>boot up GTA VI
>play the story
>its just a brown woman nagging you in missions, on the phone, on the way to missions
>written by woman

I never thought I'd see the day GTA dies. and now its here.

>>750276050
kino if i am allowed to hit the bitch. funny no one has asked that question yet

>>750276101
>if i am allowed to hit the bitch
The fuck year do you think it is, 1995?

>>750275910
Deluxe editions have been a thing for 20 years.

>As opposed to.. what? The sanitized commiefornia writing?
It's GTA, you play it to fuck around with the NPCs and get into an increasingly bigger conflict with the police, its something you can jump into.

What, you want to play the Online full of that same sanitized gameplay, but where you need to spend hours and hours farming to get anything?

Though seeing how this place unironically slurped up Palworld, I wouldnt be surprised if fags here unironically liked farming.

>>750275807
>if that was you
If you're being genuine and not shitposting, I personally don't think it's worth buying a 800+ dollar console for one game. Even if you have the cash, it's just a poor investment imo. Ideally a console should be an ecosystem where you buy into a library of games you enjoy on it. I don't prefer modern AAA games so I'm not the target audience for most modern consoles. More power to you if it's a game you're genuinely excited for, it's just not my thing.

>>750275915
>treating your family to dinner
>with just $100
Where are you taking them, McDonalds?

>>750276212
>It's GTA, you play it to fuck around with the NPCs and get into an increasingly bigger conflict with the police, its something you can jump into.

you sound indian

>>750276212
>Deluxe editions have been a thing for 20 years.
And yet none of them had in-game areas blocked off from use if you didnt buy them. But you do you reddit spacing man. Clearly your standards are at rock bottom, which makes sense for anyone who plays games on consoles.

>>750276310
A dinner at an italian restaurant for 4 people is easily less than $100, you fat fuck

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who we watching playing it?

>>750276310
Lel I was thinking somewhere with one or two family members, not a whole reunion

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>>750268804
I want gta in tokyo

>>750276101
of course you wont be allowed to hit the bitch or abandon the bitch or do anything fun.
remember roman calling you to bowling?
now imagine Lucia calling you and just nagging the whole game and then you have to do shitty minigames to stop the nagging.

>>750268804
Haha, look, this might sound crazy... But I don't care about normalfag slop. I especially don't care about normalfag slop that costs $100 with missing features at launch, hahaha... Imagine spending that much for an incomplete product.

>>750276473
bangkok would be more fun

>>750276527
What are the last 5 games you played?

>>750269024
this. no pay no word from mouth.

>>750276372
Yeah they did? Call of Duty had exclusive maps all the time in special editions

>>750276339
No, if I was indian I'd be stuck playing phone games where you gamble money for JPGs.

>>750268804
>GTA6 is next coming of god to everyone
I dont get why, everything they have shown looked kinda shitty. so why the hype?

>>750276695
>when the zoomzoom whose first CoD is Black Ops 4 tries to enter arguments about 2000s gaming
lol

>>750273996
wat lol

>>750276372
Iirc /v/ loved Ace Combat 8, a game that locked a whole different game that wasn't ported to current platforms, behind preordering it, and there's literally no way to get it otherwise.

>>750276305
>If you're being genuine and not shitposting
a bunch of people replied to different posts even, how the fuck do I know who is who, being more specific can help
>Ideally a console should be an ecosystem where you buy into a library of games you enjoy on it
and clearly it's still that, with everying being cross and multiplatform
exclusives are not feasible with budgets crossing $500 millions and the fact that the most popular games that sell well are also multiplatform
so this idea about the console market essentially died in the early 2000s
>I don't prefer modern AAA games
so what are you doing on /v/ which is almost entirely focused on the latest AAA games/industry
>More power to you if it's a game you're genuinely excited for, it's just not my thing.
that wasn't even the point of this thread or my replies, there are people here convinced such a monumental release will flop

>>750276859
>Iirc /v/ loved Ace Combat 8
>release was 3 weeks ago
>iirc

this is one of those "too big to fail" thingies that might actually do so because anons learned them not buying actually matters more than we're told
you have opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by simply doing nothing

>>750276906
I havent checked out the threads, dont know the consensus, just that it got discussed plenty here.

>>750276967
Nigger what the fuck do you think IIRC means?

>>750276910
I didnt preorder and I'm not going to buy it. also I'm not going to buy a playstation just for this.
they can keep their shitty girlboss slop.

>>750274631
>grand theft auto
>not played for fun
ha

>>750277053
V was hard to have fun it when the police teleported in over every little shit

>>750268804
Why are you here instead of somewhere else?

>>750276838
As far as I know they did this in advance warfare which came out in 2014

>>750268804
Oh, /v/ cares, problem is /v/ wishes the game flopped and they already got BTFO when they tried to TORtanic RDR2, so now they rather pretend it doesnt exist.
But trust me, you are going to be seeing daily threads seething about GTA 6 for the next 15 years.

>>750276896
>so what are you doing on /v/ which is almost entirely focused on the latest AAA games/industry
shitposting kek

>>750277182
You're right about /v/ seething over RDR2. To this day Anons still believe it was a flop or shit game when it's neither.
As for seeing threads seething about it for the next 15 years? Good luck. This site won't last that long.

I need this game right now

>>750277405
For me? It's people still being angry about le unreponsive controls cause apparently it ruins a game when your character doesn't immediately teleport into the running animation

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>>750268804
>why is this place so out of touch?
because it’s out of time

>>750277534
Yeah apparently /v/ hates games that don't have snappy, Quake-like controls, while simultaneously hating on boomer shooters for being too samey.

>>750277405
it is a shit game the only impressive thing is the world. gta vi will be the same a impressive open world probably the best to date but a shit story, terrible characters

>>750268804
I can think of many things I'd rather spend my money on than feminist ''art''

>>750269383
Actually it's RDR 2 with cars

>>750277818
Damn, if rdr2 is a shit game to you, I want to play what you're playing. any recs?

>>750268804
PC board despite the shitposting

>>750270941
England

>>750278294
rapelay

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>>750268804
>4k devs
>still barely any enterable buildings
>0 reaction from the NPCs seeing you naked
>el goblina face
>no flat asian lolita bodies
>no PC port day one
>crowds are barely above GTAV's tier
>shitty physics
>so far barely any enterable buildings
>no sex minigame
>uglified lucia from her earlier build version
>can't pull out weapon in the strip club unless you're wanted
>DOWNGRADED graphics and NPCs
>most likely won't be able to attack gay prides or anything related to trannies
>full of ''white man bad, what she did before meeting you is her business chud'' bad millenial writing, very bad millenial humour
>STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER, brown
>fps drops
>that GPS map
>30 FUCKING FPS? LOL
>broken glitchy animations
>downgraded building interiors
>literal gay sex but its ok if rocksaar does it
>subversive social economic narrative muh poor criminals :(
I'm glad i'll pirate this trash on PC and mod it to make it somewhat bearable
Ignoring PC is like ignoring white rich oligarchs and then acting surprised your product has zero hype behind it

>>750278552
I'll step up and get your single (you) out of the way now

>still can't refute a single point

>>750276527
You sound like you actually enjoyed GTA and are upset at the exorbitant prices. Don’t pretend you were never a fan, else you wouldn’t be here posting about it passive aggressively. If you really didn’t care, you’d filter it out

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>>750281636
The last good GTA was San Andreas
But I personally also liked GTA 2

>>750281794
GTA2 was kino. For me, 3 was the last good one since it felt more like a crazy murder sim than any others following it. (Where just blowing shit up is progression in itself)

ooof

I'd use the dragon balls to wish GTA6 out of existence a day before it launches.

>>750281794
>>750281982
Because back then you got money (points) for doing anything, even crashing your car into another car. Hell, as a kid, the only consistent way I could beat anything in GTA2 was getting a tank, and just rampaging until I got enough money to go to the next level.

the only good GTA game isn't even a GTA game: Simpsons Hit&Run

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>>750268804
It's GTA 5 but with worse characters, story, writing in general that's not allowed to parody the real world as hard because the real world turned into an actual clown world with a real transgender Secretary of Health alongside all the other literal insanity the last few years.
You'll fight red hat people and others they're "allowed" to punch down at, deal with a morality bar in a fucking game about being a criminal, and affirm faggotry / modern women are great because half the people making the god damn game are modern women HR hires.
If you're expecting anything more than GTA6 to be GTA5 but with better graphics in all other departments like gameplay then go get a glass of water, calm your tits, and think about how RDR2 played and all the recent heist shit in GTAO.

You overhyped faggots are absolutely tiresome, Cyberpunk blew up in your faces, No Man's Sky blew up in your faces, and you'll just keep taking hype loads to the face and mouth while slurping it down willingly never learning from it.
Treat the game like a coming of Christ and then be disappointed because everything they've shown past the initial teaser has been a let down like morality meter and enforced relationship bitch shenanigans.

>>750284442
I liked Cyberpunk, despite everything.

im cataloging these threads to show how indian /v/ was before the release of this game

>>750284559
No one said you can't, but the fact you can say "despite everything" means you understood it was fucked in some way.
I'm sure GTA6 will be an okay game in the same way but it's strictly single player while having way less potentially interesting shit like Cyberpunk since it's just modern times shenanigans.

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>>750268804
Why would I are about GTA6 if I haven't even bothered playing GTA5 or even 4?

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>>750268804
BLOODY 'ELL MATE I'M GONNA MISS GTA6 INNIT?!!

>>750284442
>Cyberpunk blew up in your faces, No Man's Sky blew up in your faces
Both companies got away with their lying and incomplete products. Didn't get any hit to their reputation, still sell a ton. Imagine it, the NMS devs went on TV to promise that the game for sure has multiplayer, and doubled down on it until someone did the work of investigating network traffic to see that they were dirty fucking liars, sure they're seen as completely untrustworthy devs and got laughed out of the industry, right? No, you ask anyone and the NMS are good guys. There's no consequences, GTA6 will be a hit even if it's all lies which I don't think it is.

>>750278552
>so far barely any enterable buildings
also wtf? didnt they say originally you will be able to enter all the buildings?
I remember reading that.
>very bad millenial humour
I didnt see any humour at all in the trailers or in the leaks.
the game seems very dry and the story doesnt sound good.

>>750285028
supposedly there is about 700 of unique interiors which you can enter but so far they haven't shown any outside of like 2-3 in story mode, even leekfag had only like 3 visible

>>750284751
Did your coding even exist back when Cyberpunk came out? That game was a fucking disaster on release.

>>750285028
>didnt they say originally you will be able to enter all the buildings?
no

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>>750284442
>>750284812
Let's see how those games are seen now

>>750268804
How did Rockstar lose their identity so bad? How did we go from Bully and Manhunt and San Andreas to making games exclusively for indians who talk like black people on the internet?

Nobody above 16 truly cares about gta.

>>750284442
>can't think of reason why it's bad except that it's GTA and some irrelevant whining about woke like some dude who never grew out of 2017
Damn this game really will get like a 95+ metacritic score

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>>750268804
I'm looking forward to the game but shit like this is really gay, if the only reason you're trying to not get killed is a piece of entertainment you seriously have to make some major changes in your life.

>>750268804
Not paying for girlboss shit with a cucked male side kick

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>>750268804
Don't play around with your phone while driving.

>>750286531
I'm glad my brain skipped the update that makes you see things that way. Looks horrifying

>>750269775
/v/'s taste is mostly turn-based weeaboo trash for literal retards with no hand-eye coordination so I expect a sea of seething when it drops.

>>750269252
it's open world sloppa game #36346346734
we already know what the gameplay is gonna be, we've been playing it for 20 years.

>>750268804
>Don't commit crime, so you can play an overrated and disappointing release that we will move on from after one month

I would have been excited for this if it didn't take them my son's entire childhood to make

>>750287701
>Saying this when GTAV still hits tops of sales charts consistently 13 years later
Name your favorite game right now

waiting for the "gta 6 vs gta 4 details comparison" videos

/v/ is contrarian and hates anything that le evil normies like

>>750287112
Found the indian. Wallahi, bro!!!

Being such a consumer zombie that a popular brand has your brain fried to the point that you will buy products just to buy products without any kind of brain activity. The singleplayer is going to be just as bad as V and RDR 2 and the online mode just as cancerous as the last. This game is for people addicted to extremely simple open world games and microtransactions.

Can't wait for GTA6 to primarily force you to play as the chick, including mandatory dating games with ugly men.

I swear I just don't care. It's a good feeling.

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>>750289435
It's already confirmed the game is written by the out-of-touch liberal women that wrote GTA Online so I am expecting some of the worst shit ever put in a GTA game.

I'm still blown away BADONKADONK was real and happened. Saints Row 2022 is less cringe than the Fooligans writing.

>>750289435
>they bring back Roman as her love interest

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>>750289460
I only care enough to remind everyone I am right and will continue to do so when the game drops and mindbreaks the industry from how dogshit it is.
>But your image is just a joke!
The fact it's an awful unfunny libtard joke is the problem

>>750288843
The /pol/ drones are so sad now. Not a trace of humor and to scared to say jew

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>>750289837
you obsessing over this game may be the most pathetic thing imaginable

>>750268804
4chan like any other digital hug box have a "culture"
The culture here is about misery, contrarianism and baiting for (you)s

This applies to every board it's like watching an insane asylum from outside.

If something is bad you'll always see "now that the dust has settled, can we agree that this piece of trash is kino?"

If something is good they would look for anything to latch it into and hate farm it
They would scan trailers for bad angles of the character to claim it's woke or made by a tranny "bonus point is to scan studio pages especially around whatever fag day they have in that country and put that pic as if this is the entirety of the studio.

It's people hiding behind layers and layers of irony and insincerity
Because enjoying something or sharing what they love makes them human

But they would rather be contrarians and culture war goys.

The perfect soulless cattle

Epstein is probably smiling rn in tel Aviv watching how his programming worked
And thanks to X this culture broke containment and spread into normiesphere

>>750268804
I have 0 desire to play it. It's a single player game that a year from now will be 20$ on sale. It's not like it's going to disappear if I wait a few years to play it. 10 years from now I'll have a better system/console to play it in better quality. There's no reason to play at launch unless your cattle who looks at the newest shiny thing and has to have it.

>>750269252
When I was 13 the girls all played singstar and that was 100% gameplay.

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>>750268804
I'm hyped, to see the shitshow that console players will have to go through

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Nothing wrong with drinking and driving
Driving makes me nervous so having a few beers before just makes me drive better

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>>750268804
/v/ also doesn't talk about the latest FIFA, NBA, MADDEN, FORZA, or CoD. Why do you think that is?

>>750268804
>fumbling around to find a phone and take a picture while going 70+ mph
I wish they'd crashed and killed themselves while being this retarded

>>750270035
yeah

https://4chan.org/advertise

>>750292314
as someone who still loves the hobby, this is a depressing outlook