True
>>750271458i wish i was a girl so bad
>Nicknaming your Pokemon
>>750271579>Not nicknaming your Pokemon
>>750271569>so, you want to be the girl, right?no
>>750271458Not true, guys have one Heracross and give it a Japanese name
>>750271569Especially Rosa!
>>750271635>dies
>>750271458>Only Pokémon leveled up is the startersovl...
>>750271569Me too
>>750271458reality:>topfat guy (possibly trans)>bottomwignat guy (possibly trans)
>>750271458In my current "run", i'm just calling my pokemon gundam adjacent names, like slowpoke being kamille and a nice ghastly named lala
>>750271458I never bothered to change their names.
Never once saw the need to rename pokemon
>>750271750Scizor is Char
I hate Umbreon. I would wipe them out of existence with cruel and unusual methods.
>>750271569Me too. I love cross dressing. I just imagine I'm in my pretty pink underwear skirt and thigh highs and I get to suck a cock in them
>>750271458Yeah the girl gives them cute names because she'll fuck them later
>>750271750
>>750271458I remember I named mine some variation of "Nig">NIGLOAF (Swinub)>NIGDILE (Ferraligatr)>NIGUFO (Magneton)>NIGGOLD (AmpharosEtc. Etc. I got bored in the Kanto league.
>>750271750this anon is possibly trans
>>750271458Unfunny jokes gaining traction because of racism really destroyed 4chan's sense of humor.
>>750272002also I'm trans not sure if that matters
>>750272076I should be, not only into gundam but i also write emulators and deal with ROMs and all that.But somehow, i like being a dude.
>>750271458>nicknaming your pokemoncringe
>>750271458>not one massively overlevelled starter and five underlevelled shitters0/10
>>750272148good on you anonI hope you enjoy your run. do you nuzlocke?
I nickname my pokemon its species name.
>>750272148what the hell do gundams have to do with trannies? theyre intense space war dramas last time I checked
>>750272135If troons had the balls to say shit like that maybe all their rights wouldn't be getting chopped off as fast as their dicks.
>>750272208Nah, it's just my "phone commute game";>>750272223The witch from mercury mostly. the new crop of "trans" are obsessed with being lesbians.
>>750271458>NIGGERHoly shit! AHAHAHAHAHAHWell meme'd my friend, did you also come here after being banned from Reddit?
>>750271458Saying the N-word isn't funny.
>>750272306>the new crop of "trans" are obsessed with being lesbians.Christ. I shudder to think the mental gymnastics that await us in 27.
>>750271657にげる?
>>750272478When you "decide" you're trans, the sexuality does not change.So "i'm a woman but lesbian"
>>750272923んだよ!
>>750273063い
>>750272306>the new crop of "trans" are obsessed with being lesbiansThe best explanation I've seen is that it's a way to work around the typical creepiness of overt male sexuality. If you're a dude who talks about wanting to fuck women you're generally considered a pervert, but if you're a 'woman' who posts "teehee I love kissing girls" that's fine
>>750272995They arent women THOUGH.
>>750271458>>750272002Brothers
>>750272995So do they typically prefer the company of real women or "women"? Surely they can see most of their friends and realize only 2% pass.
>every facet of a burger's life revolves around blackiesgrim
>>750273385>KIDNAPNIGSOkay, that one's good.
>>750271458>not a team full of あ
>>750273439I imagine real women, it's the whole grift shit."look at me! i'm a woman! have lesbian sex with me!" and all that
Anyone who plays Pokémon is at least spiritually a troon, even real women.
>>750271458Guy hereI don't think I've ever nicknamed a pokemon in the 3 games I played
>>750274041>Guy hereGUY KAZAMA?
>>750272223gundam is and has always been for women, the faggot mentioning mercury is a newfag
>>750272432Say it around a bunch of white women or a group of black peopleClassic comedy
>>750271458My party is full of Clefairys though
>>750273983Anyone who posts on 4chan is at least spiritually a troon, even real women.
>>750274184This but unironically. There's literally no difference between a /v/irgin and an axe wound redditor
>>750274118I'm not a woman but I get it. I have some friends who like Gundam about the robots and to me that seems like some moronic 90 IQ shit.The most interesting part about Gundam (or Macross, or Space Battleship Yamato) is the character drama and the space opera. They have some of the best character work in the medium.The robots are literally just repurposed Jet Fighters to make this fantasy instead of a historical WW2 show, and they're nice eye candy to balance the bleakness. I have no idea why people would get so attached to them.
>>750273385Lmfao pinchniggers. I need a drawing of that
>>750271635You win the internet
>>750271668>>750271724>>750271858favorite dragon ball character?
>>750274437>I have some friends who like Gundam about the robots and to me that seems like some moronic 90 IQ shit.You sound like a pretentious prick.
>>750276257Yamcha
>>750271635jej
>>750276283I am a pretentious prick and I'm also right and my brain is more wrinkly than yours is
>>750271689Moid bros...
>>750271569>used to have this fetish when I was a lot younger>immediately stopped once I started working out and got laid for the first time in uniI'm glad grooming wasn't as big a thing online as it is now because i'm sure this is how people fall into the delusional pipeline.
>>750271458I never nicknamed any of my pokemons.
>>750271939Ideal
>>750271458not true i never gave any pokemon a custom name>>750271569same but a little girl
>>750276257bulma
>>750273385based testosterone fueled chad.
>>750276594Perhaps that is true. But I will take my smoother brain if it means enjoying angular and badass Gundam mech features.
>>750276257
>>750274437>I have no idea why people would get so attached to them.Giant metal men are cool, like trains and construction machines.
>>750271458Nidoking must always carry the title of RAPELORD.
>>750276705It really is that easy
>>750276705It almost happened to me to but when I saw how "they" look in person I immediately disowned anything when it comes to "being" a girl, even in gamesAnd this is back in the 2000s btw
>>750271939Odd
>>750277113No.I've had these fantasies, never had sex and spend a lot of time alone, but I still don't regard myself as anything but a man.Really, I think it's less about the female body itself and more about being love bombed. Trans people tend to flood people with affection when they show interest in their niche and a lot of boys simply aren't used to getting that kind of attention.
>all the girl's pokemen are male...this is the thread, isn't it?
>>750276705Mine didn’t go away after I had sex but I’m glad I still never actuated it, now I just spend as little time around women and thinking about sex in general as I possibly can, and people like me. Whenever I find out a girl digs me (I’m certain not trying is what leads to these) that knowledge alone fulfills my sexual desires enough for a while. The times I’ve followed up with them have just led to spiritual decay now matter how well I treated her. I’m blogging now but the role of a man today just sucks and unfortunately girls will just get their way because they’re louder about their problems.
>>750273385
>>750271569same, bro. same...
>>750271569Too bad you're a round and hairy 35yo with deep mental issues
>>750276705>Did this when I was younger, because I had no idea>grew out of it without having to do any of that shitfaggot
>>750271458nah
>>750271635Kek
>>750271635Crazy how Japan got obsessed with this game
>>750273385Elevated bur
>>750271579this, if you have doubts that you are a fag, this is a solid proof, men don't name their pokemon
>>750271579>>750281873People with souls name their pokemon, people without souls do not.
>>750271458>girls want to eat their pokemonYep checks out
How do men that play girls in pixel games and first person cope? They can’t cope by saying they like looking at a woman's ass.
>>750282167I like looking at a woman's boobs
>>750271569>i wish i was a girl so badLess than a month until GTA6
>>750271458what happens if I do a mix of both? I'm a man and fully confident in my identity
>>750282220honestly i wish i could play it to BE lucia idc about the rest of the game i just want to be a baddie
>>750282167>Play game>Game gets a little boring, get stuck or distracted>Turn of gameOr>Play gane with whore as MC or mod it so the slut is dressed as she should>Get bored or stuck, can't get distracted because that fucking whore is asking for it>Focus on the slut >Do a quick fap >Keep playingWhy it's so hard to understand that? I love to play games and i love to fap, why should i stop playing games to watch porn when i can do both at the same time?
>>750271569it would be easier but i don't think it would be that great
>>750271458Women are such faggots!
>>750273385kek
>>750271635i still hear the guitar solo.
>>750271458>party isn't full of hacked shinies nicknamed after edgy shonen characters
why would I name my pokemon slursthey're my friends
>>750279231IS THAT A BOX FULL OF NI-
>>750271458nah a real man's pokemon party is>Gardevoir>Lopunny>Roserade>Floatzel>Mismagius>HM slave bidoof
>>750271458No that's not true. I love my pokemon like family so I wouldn't want them to have a bad name.
>>750271668i've always found it strange that you people want to be a specific character as opposed to just yourself but as a girl
>>750286336cuz I'd be an ugly girlduh
>>750272223trannies claim a ton of things that really have nothing to do with them, like bionicle or monster energy. the only real correlation is that they are autistic retards so they all have very similar nerdy interests, they don't understand that they like those things because they are autistic, and not because they are troons.
What's everyone's "Ol Reliable" pokemon? For me its Gyarados, I must've raised thirty of the fuckers.
>>750273439most of them are still interested in biological women though, they still don't see each other as potential partners.
>>750274369most of them were probably 4chan regulars before trooning
>>750286506it's easy to get and basically in every game. the only reason not to use one is if you'd prefer to use the water starter
>>750271750Arceus named Paptimus?
>>750286506magneton/magnezonebig damage and steel type pew pew
>>750286506you can basically never go wrong with a magnezone on your team.
Girls don't play video games.
>>750286506Gyarados, Scizor, Tyranitar, Gengar, probably made a new one of each of those in every game from FR/LG to Sun/Moon. at first Starmie was in the list too, but powercreep over the gens was not kind to ol' Starmie.
>>750282024so, you telling me that fags have soul and men do not?
>>750271458Mmmmm idk if it's entirely true.
>>750286506Sandslash.
>>750287068gee a lucario AND lopunny?
>>750271569I wish i was a better looking guy
>>750271635This post deserves over 9000 internets.
>>750286506Pidgeoti like that its an early guy, has 2 evolutions that kind of match a starters levels, and it will always be my FLYer. I've tried Pidgeyclones, the pigeon from gen V was a'ight
>>750271569Stop consuming so much pornography, delete all of your saved pornographic or fetish oriented images, delete any social media accounts, leave any discords (or equivalent) full of other freaks trying to reinforce each other's delusions and degenerate fetishes, try to get involved in a healthier social circle (such as a bible study, jogging club, hobby group, or anything that involves being physically present with other people but avoid anything where you'd interact with children). throw away any sex toys or women's clothing you own, start exercising and maintaining, and really start limiting your leisure time spent on internet. Roll your eyes if you'd like, but the road you are only leads to being miserable and alone.
>>750271458>Autistic pokemon party:>All pokemon with default species names
>>750271569I thought that way until I had a live in gf and realized I would be a dumb fucking bitch who spends all day watching Instagram and tik tok and bleed a bunch. Not to mention I would be spending every hour taking pictures of myself and doing makeupA girl's life is so fucking insanely boring it's actually crazy
>>750288675i tried to do that for a year during covid, didn't worknow i just accept im queeri do exercise and stuff though
>>750271579I do that in jap pokemon gamesEnglish can suck a dick
>>750288997Nerdy girls do exist. If my personality was the same as a girl, I'd pretty much be Tomoko. That is, the same as I am now except with a vagina. And probably even less hygienic since women have to deal with periods and longer hair. It's nice to imagine wearing pretty clothes and whatnot, but I'd likely still be wearing a limited wardrobe of whatever's comfiest and feeling embarrassed wearing a dress.
>>750273385>KIDNAPNIGS
>>750289096>this will never by my povlife is so unfair...>>750288675>but avoid anything where you'd interact with childrenwhy would you need to avoid anything interacting with kids? you're just a pervert spending too much time in goon circles not an actual pedo freak
>>750271786It's a pet simulator RPG... There's no "need" to give them names, it's to help you get attached to them, which is practically the entire point of this series
>>750273385the funny ones are kidnapnigs and deafennigs. Rest is boring and uninventive.
>>750271458I used to just shorten their names. Also, hey! I've only seen like 3 girls play pokemon, and only one of them past gen 3.
>>750283345friends????
>>750287351
>>750271569>>750271668>>750271724Real women don't look like this or dress like this.
>>750272148No you don’t
>>750271458Whoah whoah whoah whoah there home slice.I do shit like Nigah, Niger (the country), Niggah, and others along with various uppercase and lowercase first letters.We are not the same.
I remember finding my childhood copy of Pokemon Red years later and booting it to find the only thing in my party was a Graveller called "HITLER".
>>750272478Trans women are women so yes that would make them lesbians, incel-kun.
>>750271569All men would be women if it were possible, which is why the technology for it will never exist. Humanity would go extinct almost immediately.
>>750293917Sorry, chud-kun, nobody actually believes that. Trannies are mostly shut-in incels btw.
>>750289096It doesn’t matter if it “works” or not, you’re supposed to keep doing it. Your entire purpose as a man is to get married and have children. Your sexual fetishism preventing you from your meaning as a human is just you being selfish. Grow up.
>>750271635
>>750271569
>>750271635I like this post.
>>750295804Flat is justice
>>75028867599% of medical organisations support transition btw vs medical advice from an obvious repper
>>750271458I never nicknamed mine because that was for faggots. My Charizard was just named Charizard.
>>750296298men don't form attachments because of their small brains and this is the reason behind the male loneliness crisis and this is why everything has gone wrong with your life btw
>>750296225That was also true for shit like lobotomies and leeching. Just because the professionals advocate it doesn't mean that it is true.
>>750296398That may be true but at least I'm not a gay faggot like you who sticks dicks up his bum kill yourself nigger seriously lmao
I always nickname my pokemans after random philosophers.
>renaming PokemonI never did this.
>>750271458>Mogs your party
>>750296439thing done to torture women vs self actualization, not remotely comparable and you know it. "History will prove me right despite the fact I have no evidence" is the argument of cowards>>750296507I'm not a man
>>750271569>instantly derails threadshut down discord
>>750271458nicknaming was feminine in general
>>750296742>I'm not a mantrannies are men
>>750297510not trans just a girl
>>750297564I find it really funny how fast you whipped out this cope and projectionthere is still time.
>>750296664>LovanderThat's not Sexmeat
>>750294395you sound like a miserable faggot
>>750271569You were born before they invented “grow a new body in a vat and put your brain in it” technology.
>>750273385lmao
>>750271569It would be fun to be a woman for a day, but the reality of being born as one sucks. You shrivel up when you hit 40, you have periods, you're weak as hell, and nobody takes you seriously. Your life basically revolves around controlling weak men and getting involved in stupid drama. Also it's not like you would have your current "male brain" put in a girl's body. You would likely be born with -50 IQ and be a slave to female hormones making you irrational constantly.Basically the only upsides are you get to be more easily social with people and touch your own boobies
>>750297601You tell em stealth xister
>>750298606I am here because I fucking hate men and I am trying to convince you all to transition
>>750274437If you don't like machines you're not a /m/an, an actual Renaissance Man is capable of appreciating the characters and their struggles while also appreciating the MSM-03 Gogg and its fictional engineering
>>750271635QRD?
>>750286506I nicknamed my Gyarados Gayrados lol
>>750298261This one always makes me crack a smile, thanks anon
>>750296664My favorite Pokemon VS my favorite Pal... I'll take both please
