IT'S SO OVER FOR TENDIES OH NONONO LMAO
>>750274979NINTENDO DO SOMETHING!!!
>>750274979LMAO GET FUCKED TENDIES YOU MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>750274979>he doesn't knowIt's already dumped. Pic rel is my proof
>>750275142>>750275245Is this it bros... Is Nintendo's last console with physical games really getting butt raped today?So. It's over... Isn't it?
>>750275292Nintendo got raped and gaped lmao
>>750274979NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!
the funniest thing to me about this switch 2 hacking and decomp situation is how highly you all are celebrating like you had anything to do with it, 4chan used to be the place where leaks/hacks happened or came from. now look at you
>>750275374shittendo games are worthless so it's okay
>>750274979Totk recomp is also dropping next week. Nintendo hardware is gonna be completely obsolete lol
>>750275651Stop larping you faggot. The hacker known as 4chan wasn't that important, you just watched too many YouTube videos.
>>750275739but the modded PC version is already superior in every way
>>750275651>nigger learned about 4chan from fox news
>>750275651Sharty zoomer constantly on 4chan but considers himself not a member lol
I'm frustrated because I retyped the entire bootstrap into my Switch 2 and keep getting "BOOT FAILED 14"I've gone back and checked for typos a million times and I can't find anything at this point that would cause the failure.
>>750275292>random ass readme amongst those filenames lmao
@FBI @NSA @MI6 @INTERPOL @SHIELD HECKING DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!
IT'S FUCKING OVER
baseddeserved for not putting their games on discount the fucking cunts
>>750276038what makes a video a SUPER video?
>>750275893there's an alternative version posted in the last /hbg/ thread on /vg/.
someone post the "may you be caught" guy
Who cares, like what games even? Donkey Kong? Mario Kart World? Nigga please. I have a hacked day 1 Switch and all the shit on it is unplayable 30fps low res garbage.
>>750276139White guys
>>750274979>more ai generated technobabble screenshots from eric's ootsnoy discordKek, i see you're not taking the BTFO easy today huhSwitch2 will never be modded
So I got a siwtch 2 and 2 switch 1s, the ones that need the modchip. any hacks for that tha came out of this decomp?
>>750276139PRESENTATION!
>>750276215This anon is having a terrible week lmao
>>750276215>erichow many threads are you in complaining about this boogeyman, eric schizo? I see you all the time, it's unhealthy
>>750276475he's been trying to force the eric meme ever since he was 10
>>750274979>ITS SO OVER FOR TENDIESI don't understand why there's so much warmongering on this board. I have a Switch 2, and I've enjoyed playing Switch 2 games. I will also enjoy playing my Switch 2 games on my PC at better resolutions and framerates. People who LIKE video games are never upset at homebrew because it means more games running better for cheaper.
>>750274979when Nintendo will stop making games because of this you will all be crying. think before celebrating.
So, are you just fucked if you didn't grab that one eShop game that enabled the hack before Nintendo shut it down?
>>750274979>bunch of letter and numbersok, what do you do with that?
>>750278998It don't matter...
this bricked my console. fuck you
>>750278151>People who LIKE video games are never upset at homebrewThat's the thing. Hardcore tendie cucks on this board and across the interwebs were partying for a year because of how unmoddable the Switch 2 was and now they're crying on trooncord how this is a disaster.Tendies do not enjoy gaming. They enjoy consooming Nintendo products and love feel exclusivity over said products. There are tendies on this board that would die if it meant they could prevent Switch 2 getting emulated.
>>750276336
>>750274979I literally commented yesterday playing recomps will be impossible with no BIOS. I now retract that statement lol
NOOOOOOOOOOO NINTENDO SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>750279174It's what you get for listening to brownoid PC cucks that have no fuckong life
>>750278991webkit exploit in the works, just set up 90DNS to block big N's updates
>>750274979You're as gullible as the retards that fell for that one guy distributing malware pretending it was the Switch 2 firmware dump.
>>750280964Let the Superior Indians dream, anon.
>>750274979>firmware dumpRUH ROH
It would be fun if the future emulator is named "Snoy 2" and the author "Eric"
>>750274979y'all are joking about this but tendies are having real panic attacks right now. it's disgusting how much you guys disregard their mental health, you are literally pushing them towards suicide.
>>750281441good. continue to get raped and gaped
>>750276215Hey macaco poster, say the line! The one with Peter griffin! Cmon!
>>750274979Okay what exactly do we get from that? Emulator?
>>750275374>"last console with physical games">GCKRetarded frog poster
>snoys are so retarded they will believe this has any real impactkek
>>750281441I refuse to believe anybody has any kind of mental related emergency or panic affliction because of a fucking video game console's firmware getting dumped.
>>750274979Certified OOF moment, gonna need a fresh batch of seething tendies NS2 webbums
>>750281592>three days ago it was a nothing burger that would lead to nothingWhat a bad week to be a tendie.
>>750281670it's still a nothing burger, have fun with your mario kart models though.
>>750274979 So does that mean Switch 2 games are open season?
>>750276318Nothing yet, but if they manage to properly crack the 2 then the original Switch should get something out of it too since the exploits are through Switch 1 games.
>>750281606lol
Hope those few months were fun while they lasted. Too bad you barely got any games before the hack.
if nintendo were smart they would have hardware modified the upcoming holiday switch 2s making OP a faggot as per the usual
>>750274979will take them a year or two to find any exploit. And I doubt there's any exploit to be found since claude is being nerfed.
>>750274979You are brown
Fucking hell, I avoided this hack because I refuse to give shitendo even just 1 cent, but if I don't even have to buy a shitch 2 game to hack, then there's no reason to not buy an used switch 2 right now right?
>macI thought hackers used linux
>>750282714Why would the hardware matter when it's going through software? It's not like the first model of Switch 1 where you can boot into recovery mode with a paperclip.They're already starting to stock a new revision model in Europe anyway.
>>750275374Switch 3 will be a cloudstreaming app on your phone.
>>750274979nintendo deserved desu, they were the first charging games for 80 bucks, fuck them
So why were there so many nintendobabies saying it was a nothingburger?
>>750282861AInigs use Mac. Codemonkey GODS use Linux. Waitchads like us use Windows.
Fear not nintenbros the leak was patchedAll future titles (including ocarina of time remastered) are safe from this vitriol
>>750282952>what is damage controlThey used bots to do it too. It was so obvious
>>750275651It did happen thanks to us. We've always been pro-AI and taught anyone who'll ask how to get and set up free Claude Opus.
>>750282883Kek nope. They're always behind the times.But nintendos next gen console will likely be its last
>>750282952People need to be sad & angry to vote the way the bots want us to. If we're satiated, we're not going to vote for the parties who wants to radically remake society from the ground up.
>>750283018Youre a little bit of a bitch, arent you?
>>750283018>including ocarina of time remasteredCarts are likely already made so it will have the same exploit even if the included firmware is newer than the current vulnerable version.
>>750283123>They're always behind the timesIsnt Nintendo using cloud streaming for its older titles like Sony and Xbox do?
huh? but i thought switch 2 had no games? what's the point then?
>>750275739wonder how easy would it be to add coop
>>750283289>what's the point then?to make tendies cry lol what else?
>>750283289It has no games, but it's yet another way to bypass denuvoshit games now that they patched hypervisor and publicly executed voices38
Im surprised this nerd hasnt made another video crying about recomps or this yet
>>750283372>publicly executed voices38lol you're smoking the good stuff alright
>>750276215>implying claude is the only LLM>implying guardrails can't be bypassed ultra easilyMassive cope.
>>750274979Kill shitendo, bukkake nintendies, total death.
i bought a switch 2 right before the price increase to play duskblood. on one hand i wasn't super thrilled about spending 400 dollars for one game but on the other hand the closed ecosystem is always nice. is this game about to be ruined with cheaters day 1? the switch 2 being hacked is coincidentally going to occur exactly as the game is finally releasing?
>>750283593>on the other hand the closed ecosystem is always niceMight be the most cucked sentence i‘ve read on this board
THIS THREAD IS ILLEGAL!!!!!! YOU'RE HURTING GOOD PEOPLE AT NINTENDO WITH THIS YOU NEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!! NINTENDO IS THE ONLY GOOD GAMING COMPANY THAT DOES GOOD THINGS FOR US WHY ARE YOU HURTING GOOD PEOPLE STOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!
>>750283593Cheaters get banned pretty quickly and more because the switch 2 is one of the most telemetry heavy consoles out there.
>women in charge >everything goes to shit Sayonara Nintendo.
>>750283593The jailbreak will be locked to the exploitable firmware only and you will be forced to update the firmware to go online once it is ptached.
>>750282952They haven't gotten their moneys worth yet and now PC chads will start raping them in the coming weeks.
>>750283778in regards to cheaters, that is what my post is about.
>>750275374Nintendo hasn't been dedicated to physical since the Wii, anon
>>750283994>>750283778also, beyond that i still think it's fine because it's mostly children on there. i've always thought that rather than digitial ID there should just be like a second heavily locked down internet for kids and that is effectively what nintendo is. the alternative is the cesspool that is twitch which also functions as a public square for 14 year olds boys and it is infested completely with activists, predatory 30yo onlyfans girls, and grifters all looking to take advantage of or groom the mostly underage userbase.
>>750276475The word eric has been posted well over 100 thousand times. 99% of that is from one single tranny
>>750284235>i still think it's fine because it's mostly children on there.Not really. It‘s mostly millenials that can‘t let go of their childhood now. Nintendo themselves has acknowledged that their audience is much older now
>>750284354well the fbi should be keeping an eye on them too so that is also fine.
>>750276215This is fake news btw.
>>750274979@FBI @NintendoAmerica @jeevacation
>>750283424is that andrew hussie
>>750276203>he didn't play undeadlineMy friend...
How many IPs do you think is in thread.
>>750274979Too soon. consoles&handhelds should only be cracked wide open at the end of their run. A lot of devs dont want to make games for a platform that has been cracked wide open. Also, we need to gatekeep this.Just look at what happened to the switch emulation scene, retarded normie zoomers kept making tiktoks about how easy it was to emulate switch games, and that in turn made nintendo crack down on the emulations scene.
>>750284735All me
>>750274979What does this even do? What do I do with this? I’m not a techie.
>>750284428Shhhhh, it's been a tough week for tendies, let them have this.
>>750275292WTF??? magnet link????
>>750275292
My 5070 TI thanks the scene, moar games to play like Zelda Demake
>>750274979I just looked it up. It's not really the firmware and apparently only about 200MB from over 700MB of system programs. Maybe Homebrew?
>>750284969>What do I do with this?You wait
What Timmy-San gonna do? This is our console now.
>>7502749792027's looking mighty fine for Switch 2 emulation. All that's left now are some competent coders who can code a proper emulator that's usable long term while 5 vibecoded Claude emulators spring up in the meantime. Genuinely curious who will come out on top.
You better not bitch and moan about physical media and always online DRM soon. You did this.
>>750285561Well, Nintendo will continue to support phys media for a while....unlike Sony.
>>750276215Good, brown piratepoors shouldn't have anything.
>>750283018>There is no way in>There is but it's only for Mario Kart World Characters>It's only possible with a specific game>It is possible without a game but future titles including oot remake are safeDo these retards ever learn? It's pretty much over and frankly it never ever had a chance to begin with. All games eventually come to PC. If Nintendo is smart they will just port everything themselves. As long as they don't treat us as badly as their mongoloid fanbase they should get a few sales.
>>750275142*releases another HD remake*That'll show them!
>>750285714>GKCyeah right. Nintendo was the first to take digital games away with the wii long before the ps3 store shutdown. It's laughable to insist Nintendo doesn't see your ownership of games as an obstacle. If you truly want to own games you get a PC.
>>750276215
>switch has no game.....AAAACK
day 1 duskbloods
FUCK youjust... FUCK you...
>>750276139The folder has Fesh Pince, Skooks, and BILLY MAYS.
>>750286449Not every game on Switch 2 is GKC. But keep repeating that.>If you truly want to own games you get a PC.I'm surprised you didn't tell me to sell my S2 and buy Steam Deck. In any way, my gaming days on PC are over. I'd give my Steam acc to random 4chan shitposter if I knew my password.
>>750286570Could you make me a sandwich?
>>750286718>only SOME games are just a digital key and not the actual game you paid money forYou are not smart enough for PC gaming. Makes sense a mouth breathing retard like you forgot a password.
FUCK yesjust... FUCK yes...
>ctrl+f>6 resultsRent freeMr Everart is gonna help find me gun
>>750280841Kek
>>750286880>me doesn't want to play on Steam>that makes me a retardAnd this is bothering you for some reason. Huh.
>>750274979MAYYOUGETCAUGHT@NINTENDO@FBI@BLACKEDRAW
>>750274979CLAUDE??!??!?! I THOUGHT U WERE DISABLED FROM THIS STUF???F??!?!??!?!
HOLY FUCK A SWITCH 2 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>750287072nta, but steam is convenient if I can't crack the game's drm easily, this is usually multiplayer only games with server side checks. I also on very rare occassions like to support the devs though by all means I'd rather cut out the valve middleman too. I usually end up buying em on steam from lack of alternative option. But I do get pirating most things.
>>750275651great post shartoid born in 2010 who learned about 4chan from tiktok comments anything else to add?
>>750274979I don't trust modern hackers to actually finish thisThey're not the based psp hackers of old
>>750287156That's a nice picture of a house? May I save it? :)
>>750287072>''me doesn't want to play on Steam''I think Steam is a little too complex for you so you should stick with the kiddy tablet. Hope your caretaker makes sure it has a soft shell around it so you can't hurt yourself. However the games are now also available on PC. And I have more ownership of the files than you do even though I paid nothing.
>>750274979meanwhile Miyamoto is giving interviews praising AI while his console is getting raped and gaped by it for free. Nintendo finally threw in the towel
nintendofags really think Zelda OoT Remake is safe lol. That game is already being shipped to stores, it absolutely won't require new firmware. Cope and seethe lmao
>>750275651This site is now majority shitskin so what do you expect lol
>>750287323Good for you, anon. Now you finally have something to play.
>>750274979Lol holy fuck you third worlders are beyond retarded. No one who isnt poor or a shit skin cares about this.
tl;dr no there is not a full firmware dump happening, all the relevant entrypoint games have already been taken down, access doesn't span much further than specific "system apps" like the mii maker, vibe coders are lying to you about their digital deity's capabilities
>>750287469But almost every single Nintendo game ever made is also on PC. Are you saying those aren't actually games now?
>>750286463>look up the username>it's a "but does it run LINUX???" autismo that also works on emulatorsgood lord it's actually happening
>>750284239they've banned pretty much all the generalized words like "3oy, or shortened words " but not things like "eric" which has been spammed for years on end, how many do they need to blacklist till they finally decide to ban the word eric?
>>750286463>More powerful $400 steam deckBased
>>750275292dont read this it creates mayo gas
>>750275651hacks never came from here 4chan never had a proper game modding/hacking community it only had people who carried the info here just like right now this is some gay larp.
>>750275651every faggot in this thread btfo by this comment, and the seething replies confirm it,
>>750287919I've seen SciresM on /vp/ a couple of times.
>>750287696Why do you want "eric" blacklisted that bad?hmmm suspicious.
>>750287696this is a site that's been utterly choked in culture war retardation and the word "tranny" since 2015 and none of it's been hard banned
>>750288008he's a cool guy
>>750276038desu the wigger in the music video is way cooler than the offspring.
>>750274979Dats right, saar! Join my patreon and download this totally not malware, saar!
>>750285487You underestimate AI, a frontier model would give us a very good baseline.
>>750280841>US.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA how patriotic! >>750283289
>>750284160Even the Wii had digital games, although the small storage size limit what could go there.
>>750275651Based
>>750283018It's happening!
>>750275374this anon >>750282883 is probably right that the future is going to be cloud gaming to make sure none of the files are hosted locally so people can no longer open them up and see them for themselves.the increasing prices for hardware will drive people towards cloud gaming and corporations will rejoice because you will own nothing.
>>750274979besides the DK game, is there really anything worth?
>>750288782if chinese RAM becomes a thing the current korean RAM cartels lose their position, cloud gaming's still not plausible because it assumes everyone's ability to play video games on any other device has vanished
>>750288118But that would be trans genocide
>>750274979What Switch 2 gimmicks could be used for kino homebrew and recomps? Does the video chat require tendie servers to function properly?
>>750285487Here's what will happen, assuming games are dumped with the proper root access also enabled. >Hackers use AI to analyze the game dumps>Coders assemble a universal GPU emulator (not a switch 2 emulator)>Claude and DeepSeek recompile the game exes while using the emulated GPU side to let the game be played on PC (literally what the PS4 and Xbox 360 recomps do)>A slew of recomps get pushed out over the internet>AI takes care of feedback by implementing fixes>In a few weeks, exes for all notable switch 2 games are posted on GitHub (teehee you need your game "backup" though)>No emulator is actually made; you just run the exe on your PC. Each game will have its own progress bar that will vary depending on how many people actually care. I expect donkey kong to be pretty much done day 1. Maybe Zelda OOT if a game dump can be done of it. Besides that, uh......the star fox demake? The duskbloods is the only other confirmed noteworthy title, and that will require a much later jailbreak to rip apart obviously.
>>750287551>no proof>just copek.
>tfw can't even think of any games you want to play from the consoleKinda reminds me of the Ps5 situation. Not a game in sight, but it's fun seeing proprietary DRM bullshit get cracked open.
>>750289414>>no proof>>just copeThis is literally what you ootsnoys have been doing though>DUDE LE LOOK LE SWITCH 2 IS LE HACKED!!11!>*posts an unsourced twitter post or blatantly ai generated image eric spreads as disinfo*
>>750274979Switch 2 about to become the best selling console ever. Should I buy one now?
>>750274979nice but uhwhat switch 2 games are even worth to play? like i guess the only one i can think off is xenoblade genesis and splatoon raiders? and that's it?so i mean, it wasnt much of a lose if they never got pirated DESU DESU
Literally nothing to play on it so who cares
>>750289708Its about sending a message
>>750289757that the PS3 had more games than the switch 2?
>>750289687I'd like to play Kirby and the World Beyond I guess
>>750274979Emulators have never stopped people from using Nintendo consoles before, I don’t see why they would now
>>750288782>to make sure none of the files are hosted locally so people can no longer open them up*claude, make a game similar to these recordings, no mistakes*
>>750289687Metroid RavenousDK Banana
>>750274979and then you niggas wonder why japanese people feel strongly negative about piracy. no respect for the medium and the people behind it. you just want free shit.. that you are not even gonna consume!
Wii was popular due to its piratability, doing this to Switch 2 will do the same.
>>750289708This but unironically. When the switch 1 hack dropped, I went to buy one immediately. Now with this new hack, I am struggling to care about it.What's even the point?
>>750291235Rape
>>750288782>will drive people towards cloud gamingWill literally fail every time for the same reasons the Ouya didNintendo would sooner just leave the games business and go back to making toys or some shit
>>750291235>implyingLol japas only give lip service
Wait is this for real? If the files of Fortune's Weave are dumped, that'd be awesome for the music/sprites
>>750291338Well the next Xbox is going to be upwards of $1,800 so I think people would rather pay for a month of XCloud on their Series S or Series X to play TES6 or something instead of dropping $1,800.When consumers are priced out, they'll go to cloud gaming.
>>750274979so would it be okay to buy a banned switch 2 now for cheap if they exist? dont really wanna buy a brand new system just to hack it, but i guess if its tested, why not right? still $500 is asking a lot I can buy a nice chink handheld for that money, just saying. I wanna play ocarina of time though badly. so far AI wont be fast enough by the time ocarina of time comes out. and does anyone know if the cartridges are legit or just another key cart? again i dont own a switch.
>>750284735IPs like Zelda?
>>750291429They'll sign up once and go "ew this feels like ass" when they have a minimum +100ms latency even in menus nevermind actual gameplay. Cloud gaming is not viable unless we magically ignore the speed of light
>>750283018This guy is fucking retardedIf you can dump the romfs of a game unencrypted and dump the code of a game unencrypted that's enough for emulation
>>750291490IPs like ARMS and Ring Fit Adventure, Zelda is boomercore. we need new blood
Boughted my second Switch 2 to hopefully jailbreak :3 keeping the first one to play online, I love Tetris 99 too much
>>750291470Huh, I never considered buying bricked consoles for softmodding purposes..
>console being ripped apart>tendies still believe that this won't lead to kernel exploits>tendies still believe it will take 20 years for an emulator to come outmentally children, it's incredible
>>750287551Doing a basic google search proves you completely wrong, faggot tendie.https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/2113876243708010538https://x.com/ners_xd/status/2113867923789950989https://x.com/ravensclawx/status/2113667015223148810https://github.com/ravensclawx/ftpd-sbhttps://www.petc4.smilebasic.com/
>>750274979Can I pirate it yet?
>>750291470From what I understand you either need an eshop game that's already been taken down or a physical game with a modified save that can only be gotten from an already hacked Switch 1 and sent to the Switch 2 via the internet. I don't think there's any point to buying a banned Switch 2, or even an unbanned one right now if you don't already have SmileBasic installed or access to a CFW Switch 1.
>>750291581>mentally chi'lldren*ftfy, my dude! No need to thank me, just up vote my posts! Thanks in advance
Why are anti-tendies so mentally ill?
>>750291554me neither, but if it can be hacked and its under $400 id try it out, but I doubt you would find that kind of deal. I wish there was a switch 2 emulator on PC so I can play ocarina of time. $499 for 1 game is a big ask.
>>750291667understood, thanks.
>>750291504People play on DLSS/FSR while eating the input latency if it's the only way their potato can play games. People will just adjust to the input lag for anything not competitive. The goyim will want to play FotM slop no matter what. If the only way they can afford to play it is via cloud gaming, they will do it. Also there's patents in play that use AI to "guess" what inputs the players are going to input next so you're going to see people not even realize that AI is basically playing the game for them. This one by Sonyhttps://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2026190711&_cid=P22-MU83Z1-91582-1
>>750286463Enough...the Nintendo janitor that posts here already said this is all fake... IT'S FAKE YOU STUPID MOTHER BITCH.
>>750291667>that can only be gotten from an already hacked Switch 1 and sent to the Switch 2 via the internetI don't get it, what's stopping the person with the switch 1 from putting that file on their PC, uploading online, and letting everyone else download it?
How many threads is this retarded cunt going to make?
I don't understand why is this a problem for Nintendo, Nintendo Switch was pirated and is the most selling console of all time and all the Nintendo games sold incredible well.
>>750274979GOD BLESS HACKERS AND EMULATION. FUCK THE SHEKELING CORPOS.
>there are people who dont want nintendo to die a slow painful death after the whole tree house fiasco with localizations
>>750274979are these hackers inside the matrix
>>750291429They already tried cloud gaming. Microsoft couldn't even offer 15 hours A MONTH because of how expensive it was. You try rolling that out to millions of people, and the whole system will crash violently.
>>750291884it's a problem for nintendo zealots only, really. they're upset that pirates can download the game they bought for the 3rd time, so they don't feel as special anymore and i think buyers remorse starts kicking in.
>>750291947What's the fiasco? Asking as someone who doesn't play Japanese games in English.
>>750291235>not even gonna consumeFFS is it just one singular guy repeating this point over and over? That pirates "don't play games?" Why would someone even think of a notion this foolish?
>>750287551Who needs a game when you can just use a webkit exploit for free.https://onejailbreak.com/blog/switch-2-jailbreak-ported-to-webkit-by-pepsipu/
>>750292018They think that NoA hurt his precious FE and Xenoblade. Don't worry, she/they are retarded coombrains
>>750291947why would you make me remember that? Poor fire emblem....>>750292018You know how CR anime translations are cringey and add shit that absolutely was not in the original? treehouse did that and also censored tits and ass.
who gives a shit
>>750291878They can and I imagine that's what will happen, but the only way to actually get that save onto your console is injecting it with something like JKSV or going in and editing the nand file, both of which need homebrew. If you have online there's nothing from stopping someone with a hacked Switch from logging into your account and making a cloud backup though, unless Nintendo catch on and make those game a local transfer only.Nintendo are too autistic about Pokemon and Animal Crossing cloning to let you just drag and drop save backups from one console's SD card to another.
>>750292129>they are retarded coombrainsSo it's nothing then? Got it.
>>750292018.....................Spend 20 minutes researching NoA's faggotry, only troon loving fags deliberately defend Treehouse's gay shit and they should be sentenced to the gallows alongside ((them))
Great now bikinischizo is here, ready and raring to spread more misinformation
>>750292415>Spend 20 minutes researching NoA's faggotryI don't care nearly enough to spend more than 20 seconds which is what I spent on these 2 posts. It doesn't affect me. It was just idle curiosity. If you want to be a bitch then be a bitch.
>What's this all about?>It doesn't affect me, I don't careFind a rope, tranny.
>>750274979time to play those crazy switch 2 exclusive like uhuhhhhh
>>750292512homosex take. I better not catch you pirating boy, nintendo deserves your shekels.
>>750291470I'm just gonna wait for an emulator personally.
https://x.com/AnAverageGamerX/status/2114048784586228026How are you feeling my friend? It's so obvious that you post here, I'm having a blast seeing you having a melty over the imminent end of Jewtendo of Arabia!
>>750292804Based. Anti-consumer Nintendo does not deserve your money.
>YYYEEESSSS FUCK YOU TENDIESSSS, THIS IS KARMA FOR TALKIING ABOUT THE PS5 HACK!!!!!Kek, is this really what this shit is about? How pathetic.
>>750283870The CEO of Nintendo is a middle aged asian man.
>>750283080How to get free claude anon.
>>750292994A tendie with a victim complex, name a more iconic duo that isn’t a smash tendie and pedophilia.
>>750293154Your Mouth + Dog Dick. The debt must be paid.
>>750275374Literally every Nintendo console since the NES has been hacked about a year into its life. Nothing has changed. The smart/tech literate people will get free games, and the low IQ/consumer cattle will continue to pay because hacking is scwary.
>>750292024I think it started when emulation chinkheld buyers kept posing their new gameboys running basic games on the intro screen or first level and never later than that. This gave them the reputation that they like buying and setting up chinkhelds more than playing games which absolutely applies to many of them.At some point this mustve turned into "people who pirate/emulate never play/finish games" through a gay game of fanboy telephone which is absolute nonsense.And most of all why get upset about people not playing pirated games if that premise was actually true? I thought these drones wanted exactly that in the first place?
>>750293328they make as much sense as tranny defenders. so not at all. not worth pontificating over, although your current assessment is fair.
>>750278998These are compiled libraries that the Switch runs. The idea is that now that they've been extracted, we can point an LLM to that folder and tell it to reverse-compile them and look for exploits. If one is discovered, then we may be able to use it to root the entire system and install custom firmware, like on the Switch 1.
>>750287573>>it's a "but does it run LINUX???" autismo that also works on emulatorsbased
>>750293615Okay as a Linuxfag I will admit, that last panel is a good punchline
>>750293046Nah it's a women that used to hang out with Phil Sphincter.
>Sony gets the rights for Zelda >PS5 players get Zelda totk for free>Everyone gets OOT slopmake for freeBest timeline kek
It'll be funny if all their games get better ports for ps5.
>snoyjeets already portbeggingyou cant make this up
>>750291235>you just want free shit.. that you are not even gonna consume!Yes.
>>750291667they claim that they found a way to trigger the exploit through the browser.
>>750293849https://youtu.be/2qpJMxBJ4Zs?si=GgY7ZUN6HIcrTjH0
>750293715Empirically false but do your same tired retarded song and dance
>>750293897Portbegging?
>>750292512>entered the recent cesspool of autism and shitposting the board which are the switch 2 hacking threads>expects people not to be autistic shitposters
>disgruntled tendies nuked the board Hehehe
>>750274979this entire week has been one big 9/11 for tendies and i honestly couldn't be any happieras a fan playing since the gamecube and gba days, fuck modern nintendo
>>750274979Probably wishing they didn’t hop on the digital games train right about now.
Am I late to the party by missing smile basic or are there other games I can use?
>750294327>since the gamecube and gba daysSub-mongoloid IQ larper
>>750294414Stay on 23.0.1. bepiski found a webkit exploit.
>>750287942Here's (You)
If a simple overflow glitch can fuck a system this much, why does no one with a dev kit just make their own game with an intentional glitch that lets you overflow the memory? It can't be that hard to get one... have you see the crap on the eShop
>>750294610This isn't a simple overflow, moron. This is a lot more complicated.
Never have I seen poorfag shitskins so excited... Well, that or this is the dying gasp of the Snoy population because they finally got a win.
>>750294807mad
>>750294457Haven't even touched it since day 1 after setting up the sd function..
>>750294932>mad
>>750278151>I don't understand why there's so much warmongering on this boardIt's console warring snoys, as always. They've had to change tactics because gold face wojak spam doesn't work when the company you support is going down the shitter. Now it's just endless seethe about Nintendo and making up schizophrenic fantasies.For instance>TENDIES SAID THE SWITCH 2 WOULD NEVER BE HACKEDThis was never said, they're all just butthurt they fell for a jeet's discord/patreon scam when the first "emulator" existed. What Anons said was that it'd take longer than the Switch 1 because there's no known exploit. Not never. LONGER. The majority of posts ITT are from a few specific named schizos that shit up the board regularly.
>>750291991It's just bots baiting other bots. The only ones that still believe in console wars are middle aged millennials.
>>750274979AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>750275651Last week /co/ had the biggest leak posted here of Cartoon Network, Adult Swim and Nick. Fuck off.
>>750283289There's Pokopia at least.
>>750281323SNUZU Emulatorby Eric
https://thedoubler.uk/posts/2026/10/24/mario-kart-world-receives-its-first-decomp-2e86
>>750297328holy shit is real
>>750288658Forgot about TV Show King. Was fun with the lads as we pre gamed before going out to the bar back in the day.
>>750292804I'd buy a modchip system, professionally installed because I ain't fucking with that once the kinks are worked out and there is a separate Sys FW and Emu FW selectable on launch like current Switch has. I'd still like to go online with my games. Actually, I'd buy a modchip system even if it can only be CFW and I keep that one offline and my current for online. As long as I can upgrade the FW and Atmosphere or whatever the new CFW will be called easily.
>>750280918For all firmwares?
>>750298120For 23.0.1 and probably can be backported. But understandably, once that exploit is public it's burnt and Nintendo will patch it in future firmwares. The important part of this whole chain is the fs exploit though, and that's already been burnt.
>>750286504I just realized duskblood still isnt out nintendies are fucked
>>750298228I think if the fw dumps are real, they'll be able to poke at them to find security flaws. Reminds me of iPhone jailbreaking when the iPhone 4 came out.
Okay one vibecoded emulator by eric coming right up.
Celebrate now but Ill beat OoT RE way before you ever figure out how to emulate
>>750299314Same. I grew up my age of replaying remakes
>>750298894>if the fw dumps are realThey're just system programs like the camera, miimaker and settings
>>750299762It's all the system modules and user-facing applications, anon. I think the only thing not dumped is the kernel.
Fake news, they absolutely don’t have kernel level access lmao. Maybe they would if they didn’t waste the exploit and announce it asap like an idiot.
>>750300028This is a complete userland compromise, not a kernel exploit. It's just that when you're working with a microkernel a full userland compromise grants you most if not all of the required permissions you need to do useful shit.
>>750299834>It's all the system modulesIt's not. Just the ones that fs could access. The majority is encrypted apparently.
holy bloat
>>750274979STOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>750275786stop coping luddite sperg, they can't hack a single fly and no vibecoding can do that.
>>750300313The only undumpable ones are the bundled ones packed with the kernel. The exception being fs which can dump itself. All the others should be dumpable.
>>750300469that pic is for s1 but the s2 bundled are probably the same.
>>750276016REMEMBERTHE HONEYPOT CANNOT BE ERASED AND NO VIBECODING CAN SHUT DOWN TORRENTS.
Tsk tsk
>>750300469They haven't been dumped yet though. Or there's a lot more bundled with the kernel in terms of file size.
Going to suck for AMD users when Switch 2 emulation starts running retail games.
>>750300736Link or gtfo
>>750286345if nintendo was dumb like microsoft and sony they would do that, doing that would leave no reason for anyone to buy a switch really outside of its handheld nature, it would have no exclusives and suffer the same problems xbox and playstation is now in having to justify anyone buying one
OkPost games thenShow us this flawless switch 2 emulator.
>>750276215Just ask again but nicely
>>750274979its fuarking over nintenbros...
>>750275651
>>750289687I wanna play Shitskin Emblem
>>750303826miyamoto rn
>>750303698Uniroinically looks better than the official remake.
>>750275651Also 4chin being anti ai mostly, while the only supporters are je3ts is incredibly ludite and r3tarded. 4chin was always ahead of the game in tech. I guess we are literally r3ddit now.
>>750289687Pokemon Indonesia
>>750274979cool!now even more people can play nintendo games!
>>750275651>like you had anything to do with iti haven't done anything though, i'm just observing
LOL
>>750300342That's not windows
Bros I just realized it's called firmware because it's between software and hardware. Holy fuck
>>750306316...WHAT
>>750306316What the fuck...
>>750275651cope & seethe
>>750306316What the fuuuuuck?!1
>>750304341You're unironically Indian.
>>750306316Hmm, I hadn't given it any thought before but yeah that makes sense.
>Tendies literally seething so hard one of them tried to dox the hacker and get him sent to the penis explosion chamberhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/750291775/#q750306514
>>750293615kek
*MOANS* ERIC STOP OOH GOD STOP ERIC PLEASE AWWWW *MOANS*
Ahh fuck. I'm JAILBREAKING. PIRATING FEELS SO GOOD.
I'm glad the Switch 2 hacking scene has some meat to chew on, but there's so much misinformation ITT and across the internet because everyone's "on a side" like it's football.
>>750309747CFW is impossible, they are right about that so this is a trvke I’m aftaid
>>750309778>At runtimeSo you need to load a game into ram to dump the decompiled copy? Is that how it works?
>>750309909Yes
>>750309747>>750309778I'd be wary about using the word "impossible," but it should be treated like an engineering problem for which nobody knows a solution. Maybe it'll get solved, but it's an open problem.
Didn't you say all Nintendo games are bad though? Now that you have access to them all of a sudden you're head over heels to play them.
>>750309747>>750309778>NOTHING CHANGED emulators were ALWAYS able to run on switch 2I dont understand what causes someone to cope like this. Like actually. Is it how someone is raised, or is this just an actual child, or is it just the way some peolple are
>>750309970>*gets raped in the ass*Didn't you say all boy bussies are bad though? Now that you have access to them all of a sudden you're head over heels to play with them.>thinks this is a win
>>750310086It's some opaque form of reptilian tribalism inculcated by their corporate overlords
no model rips?
>game console with, literally, zero games to play on it>dumping it for the zero games to emulate / boot on PCOkay.
>>750274979@FBI @INTERPOLDO SOMETHING!!!!
>>750274979I don't give a shit faggot.Can I download the games on a torrent, click the installer or the launcher and then play them in less than 10 minutes? If not go fuck yourself.
>>750275651>4chan used to be the place where leaks/hacks happened or came fromno not really
>>750310216what games
>>750310220Journos think this thougheverbeit, and them reporting on false information because of 'muh greentext' is why so many retards on the internet are all fired up about these 'hacks'
@grok explain this whole situation to me as if it was a hentai
LOL This NDS dude and his bots have been going nuts as of recent! He'll take anything as a win, even if it means fucking up the system of Switch 2 owners dumb enough to trust AI made code. Its like the only Win Win he'll ever get.
>>750274979owari da...
>>750310216No, retard
>>750310347MC got the sexy girl, and he was about to impale her pussy with his cock but he wakes up because it was all a dream and he was actually in a coma in a hospital
>>750310347You are coming home from school one day and your mother introduces you to a new man. It is her latest boyfriend. His name is Eric. You go to the kitchen to get some snacks and then you come back to the living room to him unplugging your Switch 2. He says "hey kid I heard you're a big gamer! Well me too! Let me plug in my PS5. You can play your Nintendo tablet on the couch." You make a grouchy face and start getting upset. He spends 30 minutes playing Red Dead Redemption 2. He says "hey kid, what's the matter? you look upset. come here and sit on my lap."He pulls you on top of him. Screenshots on X of Peter Griffin in Mario Kart flash before your eyes. He unzips his pants. You start screaming and crying and shouting "KERNEL!!" at the top of your lungs hoping other people don't know what it means. He throws you on the ground and dumps his firmware down your throat. You watch helplessly as he starts to emulate the essence of your manhood and turns you into a programmer socks Linux tranny.
Free switch 2 games soon?
idk why white people will spend money on something they can play for free
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEEOO GAME
>>750311491>idk why white people will spend money on something they can play for free
I work for Anthropic and Nintendo has already gotten the account information they requested.
>>750274979This probably cost like $200 of claude credits. Nintendies are so fucked lmfao
>>750307832I already did this. And a lot more.
>>750274979>Tendis SWORE up and down for a year that Switch 2 was impossible to hack and it just couldn't be done >Gets hackedOh I'm laughing! Metroid Ravenous, Ocarina of Time Remake, the next 3D Mario?ALL DAY ONE FOR FREE ON MY PC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tendis
>>750310387>and his botsthat's the sad part, he does it all manually
>>750275651I'm not wasting my time and money hacking something with no games, I'm just here to watch nintendo and their bootlickers get the bitchslapping they deserve.
>>750304351You are not in good company, don't delude yourself. It's just like tendies thinking they're a majority because they scream loudly in a bubble when they're a minority of a minority on this board.
>>750275651only someone on /v/ is stupid enough to believe the lies on it.
>>750307717That's not an endorsement of AI it's simply a commentary on how fucking dogshit the demake is.
>>750283289Watching tendie tears.
>>750312141The existence of a software killing god might have helped a bit
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/hIFpEkMrDiJHP9egg_1i7A/He's made this post before, he's just trying to make you mad.
>>750275651Hacking, modding, pirating is spiritually brown only indians care about that which is why they love bethesda games modding is the most indian thing you can do
tenties on suicide warch
>>750313617>digging through the archive for four postsApparently it worked.
>>750275292tpbpOP BTFO
>>750276215OOPS, I GUESS VIBE CODING IS KILLlol, but seriously, did you think the companies providing you vibe coding for profit would let you do this shit? they are in each other's pockets, jerking each other off until climax.
>>750278151>I will also enjoy playing my Switch 2 games on my PCcommit seppuku
>>750313987>digging throughHardly, I recognized the post
Normie tendies and npcs don’t give a fuck about emulation nor decomps. They’ll still buy it anyway.
>>750314224and do you know why, nigger?
>>750314265Jews.
>>750314224That's good for me. That way shitendo won't care about emulation.
AI dumps are like eating synthetic vegan food while Nintendo has the original tasting meat. Are you a slop enjoyer or you want something authentic with soul and no jeet coding.
>>750314369They do care but their caring is misplaced as piracy barely affects the bottom line they’re just retarsed copywrite losers. It’s the laws fault really.
>>750314087Literally nothing changed, Opus 5.5 can still REA no problem
>>750274979>over for tendiesHow?We have an open system now.That's a good thing.
>>750314383>no jeet codingDamn anon I didn’t even think of that. Ew, not touching this curry shit.
>food analogy Its unironically over for nintendo
>>750275292>001 nothing wrong with me
We had a fuckton of snoy games being decompiled and shit the whole month. Why is it a problem now that is nintendo's turn?
Eric won btw
>>750314653It's not, it's false flagging.Note how it was never a problem when Harbormasters released Ship of Harkinian, etc.It's only a problem now that Sony games were decompiled. But since they don't want to admit Sony lost, they're trying to make nintendo players look bad.-t idort.
>>750314786keep sneething
At least switch 2 has one game
If I got one would ot even be worth playing?
Switch 2 was the last console for the elite, but now every pleb will be using it, it’s disgusting.
ok but where is the duskbloods network test dump if nintendo won't give me a release date I want the character models
>>750275374You stupid retard, stop blaming the hackers liberating the games from the tyranny of DRMAll corporations on the market are salivating at the prospect of denying you ownership by switching over to a cloud service model.
>>750314831>In JapanTendie falseflag
>>750316004yeah yeah, now open your mouth *unzip*
>>750275651>4chan used to be the place where leaks/hacks happened or came from.Why are you so eager to tell us you're new around here?
>>750316180>tendie falseflagConsole war schizo
>>750314447lol
>>750315627kek
Funny how literally no-fucking-body his following this schizoid nonsense, not even other snoys, so now he has to maintain like 5 threads at the same time and they and they are frozen with nobody really coming there to participate instead of shitting on him.
>>750278151>shits up then board with tendiewarfaggotry, derailing threads and etc.>Shitch 2 thing happens>QUICK lets pretend we dindu nuffinevery.single.time
>>750284735tendieniggers begged modfags to delete IP count, why do you think the bait and console warring threads have only gotten worse since? Its always them on their discord
>>750318410>tendieniggers begged modfags to delete IP countAny proof of this?
>>750318410It's because their daily fire emblem and coomer trash only bad 10 ips or less so shilling was harder
>>750318410nice projecting lol
>>750293217whats with tendies and dog dicks?
>>750318556You shouldn't project your bad behaviour onto others.
does everyone forget part of the appeal is that you can play the switch 2 handheldi play it more on my couch or bed than anywhere else
>>750318637Just buy a steam deck or any other umpc
>The shitposter himselfhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/398986401/#398994318https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681752109/#681753084>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip Victor LIVEShttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!Nv8v4IP3prb>trip ACchad fan/Spiderchadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21msWaNC3gy2r/>trip PLAY B3YONDhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21cuIWwZ3kT2W/>him forgetting to change his trip when creating "Darren" from PSVforVictoryhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21RBAk5PyuyQB/>trip GreatnessAwaitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%20%21%2150%2BfvOOCBI5/>trip Victorhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21mQL5irolVa9/>trip WitnessPlayUnleashedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21dveaplUtzFB/>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip OnlyDoesEverythinghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%2116zEpjv6S2A%20/>trip UR NOT RED Ehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21GuV8RN2ngVb/>him forgetting to remove his trip while making a fake sales threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/744594585/#744594585>his fucking funnyjunks accounts (yes he doxxed himself again)https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+deserves+to+go+bankrupt/wGGtRjT/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/sLLsRfY/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/DpDzRQc/https://funnyjunk.com/Efficacious+misguided+nimble/kaDzRxn/>his reddit (because of course he is a redditor)https://old.reddit.com/user/zharkos
>>750318913i have one for non-nintendo gamesi guess once a steam deck can play switch 2 games well that will be the transitional phase
>giant tendie meltdownlove to see it
>>750274979Shigeru Miyamoto approves since AI is the future.
>>750318926don't forget that he is openly racist and pedophile and post his collection when he gets too mad electronic toys don't sell as he wishes
>tranny makes dogshit mario 1 port>switch2 gets brickedLOL
>>750319220I don't see how a nonpermanent exploit can brick anything. PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, all have nonpermanent exploits and none can ever be bricked with them.
>>750319325That's because you're stupid. Tethered jailbreaks can absolutely nuke the internal storage.
>>750319325Nintendo has ensured that any tampering turns the console into a brick.
>>750319325there's way more exploits than whats posted
>>750318634To this day, that post is emblematic of the schizo's history of failure.
>>750319361I've been using them for the better part of a decade. Hasn't happened fucking once. >>750319370Oh yeah could be>>750319384Oh
>>750304341>this is what Ootsnoys unironically believe
>>750274979I think that nintendo would have been able to make 10 times the profit if they have actually been releasing their games on PC, just sayin.Gaming hardware was moving into a point of singularity since about ps4/xboxwhatevernumberitwas started loosing their exclusives
>>750319413Because you didn't tell it to nuke your storage, unlike this retarded hon.
>>750319423And that has practically collapsed the videogame industry besides Nintendo.
>>750319423You know what has made them 10 times the profit (as much as I hate it)? Joining the paid online brigade with Microsoft and Sony. Even with their yearly "base" subscription plan cosing a third of the competitors', they're printing more money than what they could gain by the very few PC players who never look for the likes of ru or Fit Girl repacks and whatnot.
>>750283018>>750291507You expect too much from retarded zoomers/genA they can't fathom concept of folders
>>750303237There's already no reason to buy a shitch poo since it has no exclusives. This way they'd at least get a few sales on PC instead of everyone getting their games for free.
>>750319941What games would they be selling if there's no exclusives?
>>750319915Good morning sir
>>750275696>dedicated hacker teams working 24/7 to crack nintendo consoles for months/years>only for worthless gamesWhat is this behavior called?
why are people shitposting instead of emulatorposting?https://github.com/hffgzktbcc-blip/ounce-core
>tfw idortnice
>>750320071The same reason the fucking xbox one was hacked. epeen.
>>750274979>Nintendo deploying another remake for their audience as distraction be like
>>750320159Distraction from what?
>>750320102DELETE THIS
>>750320102NINTENDO DO SOMETHING!!!!
>>750320186exactly, retard
>>750320304you reached terminal levels of mental illness at this point. posting half sentences and being unable to construct a logical 3 post chain is really telling.
>>750320102>https://github.com/hffgzktbcc-blip/ounce-coregonna download it, where can I find games for it?
>>750274979>IT'S SO OVER FOR TENDIES OH NONONO LMAOBut I want to pirate video games on a Switch 2? I'm only going to buy a Switch 2 if I can hack it and pirate games.
>>750320373you're still retarded tendiealso didn't read
DO PEOPLE EVEN READ PLEASEwhy are people saying the kernel got compromised when the screenshot literally says IT HASNT GOT ANY EASIER.this exploit is progress but it is not even CLOSE to getting CFW, it's the best you can get within userland.
>>750319423PC goyim just pirate or at most donate a few cents down the line, they don't buy games.
>>750320535shhh let "tendie haters" brick their hardware as they use vibecoded ai bullshit to eventually play games they dont care about
>>750320535>PeopleEric is not worth this sort of honorifics
can't wait to play super mario userland
>KERNEL KERNEL I NEED MUH KERNEL USERLAND IS NOTHINGBURGEROk, how will kernel help you?
>>750320861yeah all those "tendie hater" switch owners getting bricked.
Just found out Deepseek already bricked a Switch 2
switch2hacks discord is hilarious
>>750322120I'm bricked right now
>>750322165If AI throws troons out of moderation spots, it's totally worth it.
Before this thread dies, the switch was incredibly successful despite being hacked since day one. So why waste billions in tech protection ? It doesn't seem worth it
>>750322165what's israel reacting
>>750322224What's AI got to do with Israel?
>>750321372That faggot is a literal moralfag that killed the possibility of ever using an external HDD with XCI files on the switch 1. Don't trust his words.
>>750322371For lefties its all a big undistinguished blob : palestine+LGBTQSCSI+abortion+revolutionary-flavor-of-the-month
>>750322406That was something in the closed source SXOS that no one else has bothered to develop. You are free to make your own. No one killed the possibility.
>>750322557Fuck off Claude, I won't buy your subscription
>>750322618Learn to code or stop begging then.
>>750322357
>>750274979>don't give a fuck about nintendo games>still hyped because of all the seething the emulator is causing Kinda weird.
>>750322357Think, retard. Think. For once in your life figure out what the result of 2+2 is for yourself.
>>750320632Must be why serious companies are making most of their money on PC at this point. The way things are going people on PC will play your games whether you're selling them there or not.
Why the FUCK do these people always go after Nintendo? Why do I never fucking see news about the Steam Deck or some shit getting hacked and having their crap dumped? This honestly feels targeted.
>>750323029The difference is, you actually own your steam deck. Valve straight up lets you enable developer options which enables Decky.
>>750323029Dumbass
>>750323132>>750323178No sane publisher will ever release games on a platform that actively supports piracy.
>>750323029tendie persecution complex
>>750323029>Steam Deck or some shit getting hacked and having their crap dumpedGonna need a bigger bait.
>>750320002The games that currently come to PC for free.
>>750323204>meanwhile during the switch 1 era, people couldn't pirate PC games thanks to denuvo, but could pirate them on the switchkek
Why is Nintendo considered sacrosanct, to the point where it’s forbidden to criticize them, while everyone else is fair game? What kind of cult is this?
>>750323029I honestly cannot tell if this is bait or not.I know some people are really, really tech illiterate.I saw a guy struggle for 30 seconds trying to make a folder when I was teaching him how to set up a minecraft server.He's 32 and works at CPS.So this could be genuine.
>>750322840>Must be why serious companies are making most of their money on PC at this point.aside from crapcom, and even then that was before they started growing their audience on nintendo hardware after a decade or so of mainline day1 absence (and it shows they are desperate for switch money with the MH milds port), who else?companies that matter by the way, read: japanese ones
>>750323132>The difference is, you actually own your steam deck.and now you will retort with "just fix the ewaste yourself and install something else goy" like anyone defending yacht companies does
>>750275651When leaks got linked to views and cloud, it was over for everything. Fucking GTA VI leaks got weaponized for an scam project.
>>750323450>and even then that was before they started growing their audience on nintendo hardwarelol, all their games have flopped horribly on switch 2, they're not growing anything, just like elden ring, which also sold as much on pc as all consoles combinedyou people seriously need to get out of your bubble, you're completely blind to the way the winds are blowing
>>750323503You haven't the faintest clue what that image even means or what you can do on the deck, but it's fun watching you flounder.
>>750323503Well yeah. I created a burner account and I'm pirating directly from the fat fuck and immediately applying steamless automatically. I own my steam deck and my games. You don't own your goyim key cards tendie.Now keep watching as your toy tablet bends his knees to the claude cock.
>>750288871You realize the US, EU, etc. will just start banning importing and the sale of bugmen hardware if it ever starts competing seriously, right? Or they'll basically just be forced to sell their shit through existing megacorps.Think about how all the previous bugmen controller companies like 8bitdo, Gamesaar etc. are now just making "officially licensed Xbox" controllers and shit now for any of their products that aren't disposable, breaks-in-one-month dogshit.
>>750323597>lol, all their games have flopped horribly on switch 2They literally celebrated their sales on it, something they hardly do for PC sales nowadays.
>>750323787They mentioned, they didn't celebrate because their sales on it sucked. Capcom, and likely From for that matter, makes the majority of their sales and money off PC now and expects that gap to only widen.
>>750323029>This honestly feels targeted.Ask RapeApe about it.
>>750274979Nindendo got fucking NIGGEDZelda remake PC port day 1 babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>750274979I was emulating and playing Switch 2 natively on PC already in 2007.
>>750274979It's over...
>>750285487>the vibecoding jeets will act as scapegoats and take the litigation heatbest timeline
Not going to attempt this until nand backups could be done and it's idiot proof. Got everything set up though
>>750278998those are numbers are meant for the computer to read, right? It's not really meant for human eyes. Somebody who knows more chime in. And the words on the right are what they pertain to.
https://gist.github.com/auggeythecat/cbbe8cccb068c8f534a4d2936dd05ccd
>>750294339what do you mean
>>750324921Tf is this blogpost about?
>>750323029This is an unbelievable post.
>>750324117rapeape derangement syndrome
>>750323696licensed 3rd party pads were always a thing.most chinese just got away with backwards engineering the drivers so that they could bypass the console controller DRM when it was easier.might be that the xbox license is just cheap and a better deal than putting work into circumventing systems.same reason you probably dont see them release official sony and nintendo pads. too expensive. they clearly would rather not release PS5 controllers at all than pay Sony for the privilege.
>>750325184derangement syndrome derangement syndrome
>>750322165lol, is this a kike?
1-2-switch decomp wen
>>750322165
already downloaded smile basic 4 and put my switch 2 in airplane mode. call me when this shit is ready for primetime.
>>750281660Very good video
>"it's sad seeing a scene you've spent time for over a decade become enshittified"
>>750274979I’m just here for the tendiecel seething lol
>>750274979Average switch owner will never touch any of this let alone even know what it means. You'd be lucky if this affects even 1% of switch sales.
Fucking fuck. Did I brick my system? I was copying stuff over the network and prolly had a network hitch, the thing crashed, tried to restart system but it doesn't fucking boot anymore. Is there a force factory reset?
>>750326296Emulating dumped games will affect switch 2 sales even if you never run this jb.
>>750326437You live outside?
>>750326456I'm not even baiting, probably not by much though surely?
>>750325094tarry tendies on suicide watch
>>750326575yeah 1% is probably about right
>>750274979everything eventually comes to PC. let that sink in.
>>750326456as nindendo will be patching the hack in the next firmware update and anything after zelda would require new firmware to decrypt and dump them, effect on sales will be minimal until there is complete control over the system
>>750279260bald
>>750283018CENTRO IS A NIGGER
>>750326437Why is there liquid on the screen?
