Oh.
Focus, L
>>750276830i'm worried i'll hate that i love it because it's chock full of shit i hate
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a bit soulless
Nintendo hired that man
>>750276830Good job, Link.Report back to HQ once you're finished here.
>>750276869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiwrZKNsawA
>>750276830EH REH
>>750276830>A fucking quest log>In OoT
claude, replace link with marie rose in a microbikini
>>750276830Zelda was never good. its japslop.
I haven't checked out any previews, do we legit only have 1 fucking item slot?
>>750277453yup. Its inferior to the n64 version in that regard
Ocarina of Time: Goyim Edition
>>750276830unfaithful remake
>>750277091DU DA DUDU
>>750277453this is such a stupid choice
>>750276830fucking pathetic holy shit
nb4 it wins Game of the Year
>>750277453it looks like you can quick swap with R and L and with dpad ocarina its probably not that bad
>>750276830So, three hearts, no shield is the only way to play this garbage?
>>750281309oot has always been dogshit easyonly volvagia and the iron knuckles did any meaningful damage last time i tried the pc port i turned heart damage up to 2 or 3x
You can't even hookshot the edges of a target, and I don't think you can target certain floors either. Everything's dumbed down like MM3D's ice arrows and swimming.No shield or Z-targeting either. One button for both.
>MISSION: FIRE IN THE SKY>Fire an arrow into the sun near the stone slab
>>750281570NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO DO MY JUMP ATTACK STORED CROUCH STABS TO HIT MY PRSISTERS ARE OUR OTHER TRICKS SAFE?!
>>750276830>Event UpdateIs this really necessary?
>>750276830i dont get it, what am i suppose to do here? the game isn't telling me shit
>>750277453it's doing the tears of the kingdom shit again where you have to scroll one item at a time to get to what you want.
>>750281892
>>750281570Those are by far the worst offenses I've seen, such a shame. To reduce the hookshot to a binary nature is so lame.
>>750276830Beard bear is a shithead that puts spoilers in the thumbnail.
>>750281570No manual shield is funny to me, as this means crouch stab is completely gone, so the remake has less combat depth than a 30 year old game, even without glitches.
>>750282290>spoilers>for the third rerelease of a n64 game
Focus L!
That's a big drawbridge!
>>750282290>spoilersanon, link does 3 dungeons as a kid, pulls the master sword, becomes an adult, does 5 dungeons, then fights ganondorf in the castle
So do you guys think things will get better or worse when Miyamoto and Aonuma retire?
>fog so thick you cant see legsWhy do they do that?
>>750282645Mario might actually get new stories and original characters again with Miyamoto gone
>>750277145Sorry dave, I can't do that. She's below height of consent
>>750276830I hate modern gaming.
>>750276830This isn't the 90s anymore you pissbabies Why the fuck make the players pointlessly waste their time trying to figure out whatever the devs want them to do when you can just add some basic tips and visual guidance? Try to think of everybody that wants to experience this game instead of just yourselves you assholes.
>>750276830where the hell is that princess
>>750281723I need the game to not hold my hand and just let me explore and toy with the items I have. Too many retards these days don't have a second of patience for that.
Why do people keep saying "Focus, L" when talking about this game?
>>750281451I bet you think Twilight Princess is good you shit taste nimrod
is the game out now? did they add any new temples or sidequests?
>>750276830Oh no, optional shit, the game already has an option to turn off all HUD, even the lock on reticle, just don't use it
>>750276830Recession indicator
>>750281892>3 years later and anon is still seething over a menuhow sad
>>750283679>just turn it off chudI shouldn't have to fix the game for the devs
>>750283540https://youtu.be/iMh_APo2Xss
>>750283540Lurk, A
>>750283660tp isnt hard either whats the correlation?
>>750281892This bullshit is honestly an even worse brainworm in the Zelda devs' heads than open world
>>750283679Hilariously, that doesn't turn off the Navi popup quips. They REALLY want you to see those.
>>750283725But the stock market number is green. That should mean every American is making lots more money. Right?
>>750281892It probably won't be a problem since OoT don't have a lot of items and some of them also got permanently assigned to others buttons, but I don't get Nintendo's hard-on for this garbage scrolling tab when they already solved this issue two decades ago, did they lost item wheel technology??
>>750281892>>750282012>first echoes of wisdom>now oot remake
>>750283783>bad choices are okay when you pretend it wasn't a fuckupIs this how you came to terms with your birth?
>>750281892>sort>most usedcheckmate atheist
>>750283679>just mod the game, chud. Pakistan's studio wasn't able to meet deadlines get over it
