>"Stupid Flanders getting happiness from religion..."
>>750281003Why is this a line? Religion makes you overwhelmed with fear and existentialism.
most people would rather listen to comfortable lies than hard truths
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pjxbR40JAb0>lousy goyim
>>750281115That entirely depends on what religion you're talking about, how well versed you are in that religion and its teachings, and how you choose to interpret it all. Flanders is happy because he genuinely believes in God as a benevolent and all-powerful being that loves him and rewards him for his faith.
>>750281396Imagine the meltdown if a game released in current year with a daughter joke like that.
Everything with Flanders was fake. That's the joke.
>>750281396we've know Krusty is jewish for like 30 years
>>750281603he had a nicer house than homer despite seemingly have a less lucrative job
>>750281434Best post in this thread
This is the show that had an entire episode where the moral was that homer should go to church every sunday. For how subversive simpsons was the earlier episodes had definite moments where it tried to be a more traditional family values sitcom.
>>750281396Krusty was made Jewish just to make the Jewish Clown fund joke
>>750281765Flanders didn't spend his money on anything but his house and family.
>uh oh, im now performatively religious out of contrarianism! i now have to be outraged any time i think Christianity is being slighted!
>>750281306Atheist platitudes are such a joke. "Dude, nothing matters" isn't a hard truth; it's a cheap excuse for mindless hedonism and materialism.
>>750281115Why are atheists more depressed and suicidal, then?
>>750281396>Move it, cracker!>Hey! Move it, whitey!>I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!
>>750282050>he didn't get the episode holy midwit
>>750282050The Simpson's had many different show runners, producers, and lead writers, so of course you will end up with episodes or seasons showing you a taste of the current show runner/producer/lead writer's agenda
>>750282118>projecting this muchThe root of atheism is resentment and nothing else.
>>750282178Barney or Flanders would have been better character choices
>>750282251the root of atheim is "a soul doesn't make sense, what would even power it?"
Can someone please post the don't tap the sign meme about game remakes and remasters? It's impossible to Google since it contains the nigger word.
>>750282050No the moral is that God is spiteful and angry all the time
>>750281115Which religion? Christianity? "Fear the Lord" doesn't exactly mean shitting your pants in terror at every second, it's an all encompassing realization of something far greater than (You). The sublime, in other words.
>>750282576the entire point of religion is afterlife. stop larping.
>20114chan trolls Jesus Chatline and makes fun of religious cultists>20264chan is full of boomers and christcuck zoomers
>>750281396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCgpmISQFKE
recomp when
>>750282750>20114chan is filled with fedora tipping millennials>20264chan is filled with Zoomchads who know that Christ is the way
>>750282908this, everyone knows 4chan in 2026 is better than it ever has been.
>>750282120>"things mattering" is the only thing stopping him from debaucherySays a lot about you
>>750282404So the root of atheism is autism?
>>750281003While I'm sure that (((you))) are Plato's philosopher-king who, enlightened by your own intelligence, can truly live a good and moral life, the average retard needs religion to constrain his baser needs. We're living through the experiment of a society lacking religion and the outcome is what Jonathan Swift predicted 300 years ago. The hoi palloi's response to hearing arguments against the Trinity has been "if it be as you say, I may safely whore and drink on, and defy the parson."
>>750282724The point is communion with God, the source of all reality.
>>750283164>autismif a soul doesnt make sense why would you believe in it?
>>750283167>the average retard needs religionya see, heres why 4chan users are pretend religious. they think whites need christianity to survive, they dont actually believe in it.
>>750283387>Consider the following
>>750283285It doesn't make sense why? Are we circling back to the belief that nothing happens after you die, which has no basis to be established in the first place?
Atheism rests on unproven and unprovable materialist assumptions about reality. Meanwhile we have tangible evidence of Catholic miracles.https://motivacredibilitatis.substack.com/p/eucharistic-miracle-of-lanciano
>>750283491>It doesn't make sense why?its a living thing that moves, what powers it? it doesn't eat anything when separated from the body>which has no basis to be established in the first place?when you turn a computer off and destroy its hard drive, does the hard drive go to the afterlife?
>>750282776>>750281396it's weird hearing this outside of a 4chan shitpost.
>>750283672>its a living thing that moves, what powers it? it doesn't eat anything when separated from the bodyEverything is sustained by God, and that includes the mechanisms upheld from biological means>when you turn a computer off and destroy its hard drive, does the hard drive go to the afterlife?Humans and computers are two different things
>>750283285>>750283672You're a cretin who can only reduce metaphysical concepts beyond your undertstanding to crude physicalist metaphors. The autism charge stands.
>>750281434Unfathomably based. May the Lord give you health and good tidings anon.
>DUDE fuck heaven and shit im gonna spend my eternity in FUCKING BLACK NOTHINGNESS just EMPTY VOID for a TRILLION years that is so heckin awesomesauce this kills atheism, imagine thinking re-living the jaunt is cool because of science o algo
>>750283964>im gonna spend my eternity in FUCKING BLACK NOTHINGNESSlol this nigga cant even imagine life without his existence.
>>750283954>metaphysical concepts beyond your undertstandingwhat a cool way of saying "u cant prove it doesn't exist!"
Marge my face hurts again
>>750284056>BRO im literally fucking WORTHLESS not greather than a grain of sand just like my hecking STAR DUST o algxmanchild mentality
>>750281003https://shar-wasm.cjoseph.workers.dev/?skipmoviedont clickis virus
>>750284131Prove your consciousness exists.
>>750284162you can be worth something even if you cease to exist when you die.
>>750284131I can infer it exists based in external evidence, but it won't matter because your autism won't allow you to grasp it.
>>750284229when you sleep without dreaming and you just time warp to tomorrow morning.
>>750284308You always dream, retard.
>>750284229>i think, therefore i am
Arguing about imaginary friends on /v/? Wtf happened to this place.
>>750284228nice dolphin porn
>>750284461Descartes believed God to be the anchor of human reasoning. You cannot believe Descartes' ontological assertion that we exist because we think we do, without believing that our thoughts come from God. You did not read Meditations if you reject the very idea of a God, even if it's not an Abrahamic idea of one, while still quipping Descartes.
>>750283360It doesn't matter if some individuals have doubts about certain aspects that require faith, such as transubstantiation, so long as they adhere to the mores of the religion. Objective right and wrong can only exist if there a higher power to establish them and, even if you might personally have doubts, it is in the interest of a stable and prosperous society that you act as though such a power exists.
>>750284831>just believe the fake thing so society to work properly!>oh except trans people that doesn't count, because i dont like them.
>>750284709im not that other guyalso thinking is not tied to biology, you think when sleeping, you think when unconcious, you think when every neuron gets scrambled by anasthesia, your inner voice does not get high or drunk this is enough evidence for me to be certain that a soul existsthats about it, i cannot believe in god because i am not certain he exists, but i also cannot believe there is no god, he remains as a question. there is physical and philosophical proof of a supreme being, but there is also proof of him at the very least either being uncaring, or not even part of our reality
>>750281003Reminder remake can happen now that they brought Apu back.
>>750285230Then that's just you being agnostic. I find not knowing for certain to be a respectable position to take. I think we simply cannot know and can only use that lack of certainty to form a position.
>>750285349its up for grabs, so at that point the correct thing to do is follow whatever makes you and others happier in life, christian morality is not perfect but its core values are good (at least the ones jesus promoted) so i respect them
>>750281603I've seen a number of classic episodes were God openly helps Flanders out just because he asked.
>>750285256They likely brought Apu back specifically because they're doing a remake (which Groening has already hinted at) - i.e., they already recast him for the game, and the showrunners saw that as an opportunity to throw him back into the show.
>>750284941That's correct bud, society needs a concrete justification for establishing certain behaviours as objectively right or wrong. Objective morality can only exist if a higher power has ordained what is good and what is evil. From a biological perspective there is nothing wrong with lying to, stealing from, harming, or even killing those who are not your immediate relatives. In fact, not only is nothing about these actions inherently wrong, an argument could easily be made that they are the moral choice so long as doing so increases the survival and lifetime reproductive success of you or your offspring. The necessity of establishing guardrails to police the fathomless depths of human depravity is in no way comparable to how one regards sodomites demanding that you accept and worship their delusional faggotry.
>>750283964I'm not going to spend eternity anywhere, that's the point. I'll just die like any other earthly creature. If God denied me the sweet release of death to force me into his pleasure cube for eternity then I'd beat his ass
>>750285256God the temporary visa they hired to do Apu sounds like he just heard some of Apu's old lines 5 min ago and then went in the booth and they only let him do each line once.
>>750281115Only according to atheists.
>>750282050Simpsons was 'progressive and edgy' for.. 1989. You have to remember what it's contemporaries were.
>>750281115the joke is at homer's expense, he's always jealous of flanders (in the good seasons)
>>750282178>I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!I have that etched into my brain from childhood kek. Also>I'm like a candy wrapper in an updraft!
>>750281003The Simpsons Hit & Run, more like The Seedsons Sneed & Chuck
>>750281115Nah it's the key to stopping gangstalking
>>750289548It was always pretty progressive and close to modern progressivism in general. Lisa was often used as the writers’ mouthpiece, since there are only a small handful of episodes where she’s wrong about anything.
>>750281115>Religion makes you overwhelmed with fear and existentialism.Lack of religion does. If religion fills you with fear of existentialism, then you never believed it in the first place.
>>750281434Imagine having faith in a book that had to be rewritten when the groomers realized having the magic man in the sky be a sadistic piece of shit was not working anymore.I'm not anti-religion, it's a strong unifying force and the subversion of Christianity is part of the reason the White race has gotten so weak but still.
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