Haha hahaha ahahhahaahahha
for what purpose? it has no games
>>750283565Clod should be worryed about the massive lawsuits coming their way from the Big N before reverse enginnering more games for ootsnoys with more ai tokens than brains
i'm down to watch /v/ turn into a butthurt explosion of "fuckin tendies took muh LLM" threads, if nintendo sues the relevant vibecoders
>>750283565>firmware dumpsSo much for the >lol userland! tendie copeNow it's down to either a month or two before the kernel gets cracked
I never want to hear you bitches bitch about AI ever again
>>750283680>Still spamming this fake news.You lost lmao.
>no source
eric schizo is crying and you're laughing I'm laughing too
>>750283680You're an adult transsexual-identified man calling a company (composed entirely of people who don't know you) "the big N."
>>750283565Amazing. With the help of AI this is literally game over for Nintendo. REA is fucking insane, even my local AI rig with a single 7900XTX was capable of reverse engineering an old MP3 player no one has bothered to do anything with, in like 4 hours via its firmware update files alone, not even its firmware dumps.I can't imagine what an *almost* frontier model, without the (((guardrails))) like GLM-5.3-Flash will be capable of doing with the firmware files.
>>750283565I looked at the source. It's not the firmware, just system programs. But now you technically can mod the mii editor.
>>750283776That's the best part of it.
yum
>>750285372Does this have Rockbox potential? I'd love to see Rockbox on more Chinese DAPs like Hiby's and shit.
ultimately, this is a lesson for big corporations that ai can fuck them over too
NO NO NO!!!!!
Nice, nice. I just want a Fortune's Weave port that can run unlocked framerate.
>>750285467That's what I want to eventually find out. It's a Transcend MP860, some DAP from the eponymous Taiwanese company released in the late 00s. The AI managed to fully decrypt the firmware update files, and it tells me it's MAYBE capable of crafting fully custom firmware updates that could be accepted by the device, but the likelihood of a brick is high. Haven't put it to work yet, my local AI setup needs some more fine tuning.
>>750283680You are beyond seething at this point lmfao
So, basically, nothing is actually being done and a bunch of fags are going "u mad!" a lot.Is that the full summary of events?
>>750283680>use guardrailless Chinese models>in a pinch use local modelswhat now?
>>750286059So far, yeah.Real shit will come out when people least expect it, not from some blue check twitter account with no sources.
>announcing this shit on social mediaThey never learn, do they?
>>750283565Why the fuck were Tendies so vehement this is a nothing burger yesterday?
>>750286330seething & coping
You will all regret this.
>>750283680>esl>custom filenames>sony out of nowhere Uhhhh paki status!?!?
>>750285957That's actually insane.
>>750286059Yeah it's just a giant shitpost from online losers who believe the console is cracked open when it was just an (perfectible and unstable) exploit that some jeet ultimately burned up for social media clout, when it should have stay hidden instead for the homebrew devs to work on it.
>>750285432ye still userland shit really, certified clickbait headline
>>750286492honestly vibecoders are going to be enormously detrimental for console piracy and homebrew. they literally cannot shut the fuck up about it because they're in it for e-peen strokes, not piracy and homebrew. they cannot shut the fuck up about an exploit their ribot discovered and it gets patched or the relevant game removed instantly
>>750286492>ultimately burned up for social media clouthas it been patched already?
>>750286328He won, btw.
@NINTENDO@FBI@CIA@NHS@UKIP@MOSSAD@MCDONALDSJAPAN
>>750286887games usable as an entrypoint were taken down near-instantly because the dipshit vibe coders outlined the whole process, firmware hotfix against the whole entrypoint probably inbound
>>750283680Raped and gaped tendie raped and gaped
>>750286760I believe piracy in general is bound to get fucked because fags nowadays are using it to dab on the companies (or the Japanese themselves as seen in a few threads earlier) for the higher morale ground, instead of simply consuming said media.
>>750283565NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NINTENDO!!! FBI!!! EXECUTE THESE MEN!!!!
>>750287308nothing to do but remind them they can't actually program, they're reliant on a digital slave
>>750286330It’s karma. A week ago they were so happy that vibecoders broke open the ps5. I guess they wanted to enjoy gloating for a bit longer but now the shoes on the other foot. Funny innit?
>>750283565Opus 5.5 is a very weird model. It literally hacked everything.
>>750283565May we see the games?
>>750283604Being able to play the next 3D Mario on release will be cool I guess.
>>750287187Flashcarts exist
>>750287817MIG switch exists, it also gets you banned if inserted into a switch 2
>>750287859Yeah. Modding your console never got you banned before
>>750287859an update fixed that
>tfw you're a nintendo fan and you just woke up
>>750287897difference being not putting a mig switch into your switch 2 is very preventable and you don't have anyone to blame but yourself if you do it, not exactly the wild west of CFW exploits where we don't know how robust nintendo's online security is or isn't
>>750287456>copyright issues are the same as someone asking if it's okay to rape their child.Holy mother of false equivalence.
>>750288130True, copyright infringement is much worse than child rape.
>>750283680Oh yeah? How about i defecate in your bowl of cereal you tendiebitch, what now?
>>750283565>gets scammed and his console gets bricked lollmao
>>750288165>t. Raped
Half the reason Nintendo is worth a fuck is the dopamine you get from the purchase, the games themselves are not good enough to warrant playing for free it feels weightless empty fake
>encrypted firmware dumped>no keys and also impossible to access themliterally a nothing burger lol.
>>750288286THIS, most of the games feel hollow once you exhausted the little minigames they keep throwing out to keep you playing, like banaza or not updating it enough to keep its players coming back to it, like mario kart world
>>750286059Pretty much, notice how they use Maybe and Potentially, but even all the big hackers in the scene are saying that without a kernel exploit nothing big can happen yet, game dumps are fine but they can't even get the keys. Let them cope though.
>>750288286that comes close to describing the pirate experience in general, I can personally combat this by only pirating and playing 1 game at a time it feels better somehow.
TENDIE ARE YOU OKARE YOU OK TENDIE
>>7502883863 days ago you were saying nothing would happen. Three (3) days (72 hours). Give it time ;)
>>750288747no keys means nothing happened, anonall dumps are worthless without keys
>>750283886>>750283776Unlike literally the rest of /v/, I have a unique ability not to choose sides. So in the fight of nintendo versus slop I will be hoping for mutual destruction, or at least a pyrrhic victory that leaves one side destroyed and other severely crippled
>>750283565STOP STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS @SCOTUS @NINTENDO @UNITEDNATIONS DO SOMETHING
>>750283565>dumps hasJust remember, piracyfags are all retarded browns and slavs who expect everything for free because their retarded shit money isn't enough to actually buy anything that's not drugs.
>>750288386Keep up, luddite. Unencrypted system modules were already dumped from live system memory hours ago.
>>750288810If they weren't ESL shitholers from the worst countries and regions on Earth I wouldn't care but they are so it's going to make me laugh.
this thread smells of curry.
>>750289328Of course grandpa, everyone who doesn't pay the fair price for his indulgences to finance another tech startup in California is a horrible person. Unlike you, who is an upstanding citizen making line go up.
Claude, bruteforce the encryption keys in one attempt. Make no mistakes.
>>750289413>tendies shitter shattered a week after gloating about ps5 piracyKarma’s a bitch. Fraid so.
interesting, I just bought a switch 2 ahead of the price hike and haven't even taken it out of the box yet because there's nothing worthwhile until metroid ravenous. might be able to profit off this
>>750289413sony mumbai marketers aren't sending their best
>>750289786You should take it out of the box and setup it, also activate the sd card slot if you want to take advantage of the xploit.
>>750288747everything is worthless without keys and the keys will never be dumped due to this exploit. it literally doesn't matter.>>750289339doesn't matter lol. maybe you can use them to write a paper on the system's implementation of vulkan. it won't lead to emulation, kernel access, or encryption keys.
>>750289895activate the sd card slot? the fuck?
>>750283604>it has no gamesIt has at least 3 more games than the PS5.
>>750283565BASED.Fuck Nintendo.
Are people seriously dismissing A.I again, it used to be it caused hallucinations or it spat out shit output, but that shit literally fucking changing at lightning speed. I seriously can't tell if it trolling or actually being an ignoramus. I'm literally doing shit that I thought wasn't possible 3 years ago.
>>7502896514
>>750290056>I'm literally doing shit that I thought wasn't possible 3 years agoYou are finally shitting in toilet instead of a street?
>>750283680You're spamming things you don't know anything about.Anthropic increased security against broad reverse engineeringSource: your own fucking subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/claude/comments/1xbts4v/anthropic_secretly_killed_the_rea_train_reverse/?show=originalOther users reported not having any issues when giving claude more specific prompt, so overall only idiots going in with retarded prompts like "do the needful give me source code from executable" gets flagged. Anything relating to reverse engineering to gain knowledge still pass through.
>>750283565get FUCKED tendies
I can't wait for ryujinx 2
lol you guys still have nothing,Nintendo chads stay winning
>>750283565They might fix mario kart, it was an absolute disaster of a game.
You jeets will believe anything, holy fuck
>>750289339Those are worthless, retard
>>750289927>he doesn't know that you don't even own your switch 2 sd cardskek
>REA is insaneWasn't what was used you low IQ chimps.God.
>>750286485I really liked how it tried to reverse engineer it.At first it tried to open the firmware upgrade files on hex editors and see whether it can see patterns and whether common decryption algorithms would just work, then it gave up and searched the web for any info about the firmware, it found a repo that just had firmware files for MP860 and MP870 and apparently the latter also had a Windows utility that did the upgrades, then it downloaded the MP870 Windows update utility, reverse engineered it in my system's Ghidra to see how it decrypts the 870's firmware files, then it tried to do the same process on the MP860's files and it actually worked.
nintendo LOST
>>750295715bigly?
Nintendo already shut this down, you lost PCvegans.
>>750289539Please get off my internet Pablo Kukstovovic.