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Have you signed your GTA 6 contract yet?
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>>750288787
average GTA players
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>mfw ""white" "people""
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>>750288787
how long will this quirky millennial couple last, one or two years?
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>>750288787
The contrast between their signatures is funny
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>>750288787
>pink hair
islam warned about people like this
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I still don't get the appeal of GTA.
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the other type of cancer is buying a console "hehe it's for my daughter first birthday"
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>>750288902
shalom
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>>750288787
Will he keep playing while Tyrone is over or does he get to watch?
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>>750288787
The fuck is that signature? Dude got parkinsons? How the fuck is he gonna play a videogame?
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God I love being a hermit
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>ywn be a babyfaced pube facial hair redhead who just happened to grow up in a trailer park and pair bonded with a qt white trash girl at 16 because she didn't know any better and grow up and marry her and get to play king of the castle in your little house in the woods of your small town
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>>750288921
>millennial
They are clearly in their 20s, blindbro. They are zoomers.
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>>750288943
They're both trashy
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and stipulation 6: his dick has to be kept locked in a cuck belt cage the whole time he games
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>>750288787
How does the wife benefit from this contract?
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>>750288787
First of all, they look like siblings.
Secondly, these are some of the people that call you an "incelchud." Let that sink in.
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Beion Wn is a really strange name for a redneck
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>>750289164
well, you know already...
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>>750288902
That's is white trash. There is a difference.
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>>750288787
America B is a different world.
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>>750288787
>>750289271
Oh God, I realized they are bongs. I guess this is where our white trash comes from. Except it must be even worse because this is the trash that isn't even smart enough to leave the UK when they had a chance.
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>consequences
Oh no!
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>>750289164

No black eyes for the duration of the story.
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>>750288787
>contribute 40 bongs
>stand in front of the TV until November 29
Checkmate
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>>750288787
>look like crackhead rednecks living in a dirty trailer
>bong currency
Is Britain a trailer park island these days? What the fuck.
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>>750289384
Either you live innawoods or get truck of peaced by the sand people
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>>750288787
>>750288848
>>750288902
retards actually believing this is real will never not be funny
It is engagement bait, and you fell for it.
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>>750289474
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>>750288787
It's so hilarious to me how many retards are there who don't understand your signature is meant to be your name with your handwriting and not some random scratchings.
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>>750288787
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>>750288902
can we not be racist?
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>>750288973
i can see the appeal of driving on the sidewalk and blowing up cop cars. i don't see how that makes this the most hyped up game of the fucking decade
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gta sisters.. we are NOT beating the allegations..
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>>750288787
>Walking in front of the TV is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences.
Such as? What a shit contract.
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>>750288902
This
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>>750289882
He will bitch and moan like a low T bitch, and you wouldn't want to hear that!
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>>750288787
Bro what is that handwriting lmao
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>>750289384
i think it's funny that people think that peasant genetics evaporated after we got electricity
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>>750288787
yes
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>>750288787
Is this what people do in relationships?
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>>750290086
wtf i was told that only niggers and jeets care about gta 6 so why are these white people doing shit this extreme for it ?
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>>750290102
if they're trailer trash maybe.
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>>750290185
its real funny until your in the middle of a big mission and your gf tries to make you do something. now I have it in writing she cant make me do anything.
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>>750289882
He will kill her.
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>>750290185
that looks white to you?
how brown are you?
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>>750289318
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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>>750290550
>light eyes
>''sam rocco''
come on dude, GTA 6 is the biggest release of all time and yes even most white people are excited for it
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>>750290102
yep, you just need different contracts for different things. for example, my wife is contractually obligated to reply "based" when i express my disdain for brown people, or "top kek" when i make a joke. i lost the contract though so i just have to hope she never wants to read it again
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>>750288787
Do white people really?
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>>750289176
>these are some of the people that call you an "incelchud."
They're not, these are your fellow Trump supporters, if anything, like most trailer trash.
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>>750290668
this is a white person in america?
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>>750289261
>white trash
they're eurojanks
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>>750290829
Looks like a serb
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>>750289057
>>750289069
>>750289261
>>750290918
>>750289314
>White trash
Do white people have a caste system as well?
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>>750290829
They’re mixed at best not a true white american
>>750291019
It’s just a term for worthless do nothings like wiggers or leftists like >>750290782
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>>750288787
Look at the difference in handwriting, men truly have regressed into barely developed apes by not cultivating soft skills like that.
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>>750288787
do snoycucks really?
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>>750289474
this one pic may be fake but it's guaranteed there are beta brainlets out there who do such "contracts"
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>>750291080
you see a guy like this in every gas station in the south and they're usually 100% anglo white, he's just a bit tanned
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>>750288902
True. I have timmy fatigue.
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>>750288787
I hope they're just being funny for the internet.
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>>750291080
As if the average 4chan user is any better lol
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Fully grown adult male BTW
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>>750288787
That's exactly why marriages and relationships are so volatile. Nobody wants to make concessions and people just want to continue life as if they were still single but with some vagina/dick available.
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>>750288973
I recently finished San Andreas and it has some of the best gameplay and storytelling in all of vidya. It's also one of the most creative games I've ever played when it comes to mission design
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>>750292130
Signatures don't have to be legible you know.
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>>750288787
All this to prop up the UK economy and attend digital BLM rallies
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>>750291019
That's Anglo culture. It's why they love jeets so much.
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>>750288943
Poor Devon can barely write. Also he's called Devon.
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>>750291019
white people arent tribalistic
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>>750290918
They're chavs. It's not the same.
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>>750291019
No. Caste is from birth and unchangeable. Whites have social mobility.
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>>750289897
>>750291256
>biting the hand that feeds you
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>>750292659
They look inbred since birth
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>>750292703
Uh oh, Timmy having a melty.
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>>750288787
Normalcattle sicken me.
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>>750292130
my signature is literally just a round squiggle because I used to have to write it like 50 times a day.
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>>750291019
Yes. See the whole incel, looksmaxxing, looks match shit they do.
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>>750292913
Grow up chud
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>>750289474
It's a legally binding contract. You can't fake that because it's enforced by law and signed.
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>>750288902
>.gif
Where's the jumpscare?
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>>750288902
is he turning himself in?
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>>750288787
white trash
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>>750290086
These people are stupid for a whole different reason.
You don't upload your signature to the internet because it can be used as impersonation.
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>>750293173
Anon, there's already a nigger. Some of us have weak hearts.
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>>750290829
*the whitest person in america
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>>750293114
A valid contract requires consideration for both parties.
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doesn't a contract need a witnessing party
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>>750288973
nog power fantasy simulator
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>>750292960
And all you do is being a fat loser in your mom's basement
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>>750293114
It's unenforceable. "There will be consequences" is far too broad
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>>750288787
She's trash but kind of looks cunny so I'm happy for Cletus.
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>>750293523
Thanks for proving my point, timmy
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>>750293482
Jason is white
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>>750288787
>will result in consequences
Surprise anal?
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>>750290086
Thought it was mr bean from the thumbnail
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>>750293260
Judging by the signature and the fat hambeast he is obviously special needs
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>>750294681
exactly



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