https://onejailbreak.com/blog/switch-2-firmware-dumps-via-ns2jb/Game.Set.Match.AND Mario Kart World too!
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/50131/~/how-to-report-potential-infringements-of-nintendo-products
>YFW the tendies get what they fucking deserve. Again.
>Tendis SWORE up and down for a year that Switch 2 was impossible to hack and it just couldn't be done >Gets hackedOh I'm laughing! Metroid Ravenous, Ocarina of Time Remake, the next 3D Mario?ALL DAY ONE FOR FREE ON MY PC HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>750291836Thanks, did my part.
>>750291849Now they're trying to act like there's no Switch 2 games worth pirating to try and protect what little they have left!LMAOOOOTHANKS FOR WASTING $500 TO BETA TEST IT FOR MY PC NINTENBROS
>>750291849>>750291864>>750291940>anti-nintendo faggots being annoying again
"NOOOO HOW WILL WE GET THE GOYIM TO BUY OUR UNDERPOWERED HARDWARE AT OUR INFLATED PRICE NOW????" - Nigeru Miyamoto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WPLyrYgAFc
So when can I hack my switch 2 for free games?
>repost the nonsense without the author because it was too obvious
>>750291849>>750291864>YNR tendies being giddy when PS5 got hacked
>>7502920782 more weeks
>>750292026this, I will never buy that dogwater hardware
>>750291849>YFW the tendies get what they fucking deserve. Again.Free games?
NO NO NO!!!!!!
you ok tendies?
>>750291775Is anything playable or is it just another nothing burger like when shills claimed the Switch 2 was hacked a few months ago?
This is all being done by Chinks huh?
ERIC WONPALWORLD WONPC VEGANS WONNINTRANNIES LOST
>>750291775 Shut the fuck up retard. The argument has always been simple; Pirate Steam games all you want. use whatever PS5 or ps4 emulator to play Bloodborne or whatever movieslop game you feel like watching. But for the love of god leave Nintendo out of it. They're the only video game company, maybe the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than money. Ithonestly sickens me that greedy scum would go out to hurt such wonderful people who are developing games and releasing consoles purely for their love of the art form just to be molested by Indians with AI chat bots and snoyggys taking out loans to spend on Claude tokens just to get a win over "muh tendies. Is the death penalty too harsh for you faggots? Maybe. but this makes me blood boil like nothing else.
but i thought switch 2 had no games?
>>750291775Let me sum these threads up for you>another unsourced twitter post>another blatantly ai generated reddit comment fro eric's ootsnoy shitcord>another samefagging seething snoy assblasted the ps5 is already emulatable; projecting xer cope onto nintendo>etcMeanwhile in reality Claude is getting shutted down and sued by Nintendo LMAO
this whole thread is one guy talking to himself
>>750292567It'll have no games again when this becomes another nothingburger.
>>750292486Yup yup
>>750291864I believe it when I see the decomps.
>>750291775can i play pokopia now?
>>750291775Sing With Me Chat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
>four days ago they were gloating about AI breaking open the ps5>three days ago they were coping that it was a nothing burger and that AI is evil and needs to be destroyed
geeeg dicklet miyamoto love AI well there you go stupid jap kek
AI is ok
Hopefully someone will mod that shitty new FE game and remove all the chores and busywork garbage to make it playable.
>>750292863>yesterday they said the console had no games
>>750291775@Nintendo @Reggie @FBI @Kash_Patel @realDonaldTrump
>>750292591The Chinese will provide
>>750291775Mama mia... I don't feel-a so good...
>>750292591Not much longer until some other model can do that at Claude level. Probably chinese one.
>>750291836submitted, also put a report in to the e-safety commission>t. ausbro
still no working recomp or emulator, OP is a lying console war FAGGOT just farming (You)s and sharing malware links. Queerbait
>>750293004why is this always so funny
>>750292003Lmao, fucking cope, faggot.
what happens with new games or firmware with the hacks?
Why are anti-tendies so mentally ill?
>>750292561This has to be bait, surely.
>Bananza Dong on PC soon
>>750293148Because the idea of someone personally calling the FBI or the President of America on a social media because someone is pirating a vidyergames system for children is ridiculous
is ai really that good if someone can just shut it off and fuck you lmao
>>750293271It's a zerious matter.
>>750291775FIRST COURSE OF ACTION, FIX PRIME 4
>>750292003must be a day of the week that ends with y
>>750291775B-But I thought that this exploit was tied to the userland and that it was completely useless...What happened?
>>750293435The one task Claude can’t do
>>750291775I bought a switch 2 because everyone here was hyping it up and it was lame. I just played a bunch of switch 1 games. I should have just gotten an oled switch 1.
>>750291775TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?SO TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?ARE YOU OK, TENDIE?>TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?>SO TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?>ARE YOU OK, TENDIE?TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?SO TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?ARE YOU OK, TENDIE?>TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?>SO TENDIE, ARE YOU OK?>ARE YOU OK, TENDIE?TENDIE, ARE YOU OK? WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OK?
>>750292145>implyingNintendo fans are getting free games and the right to own their console. Tendies are just getting raped.
>>750291864The problem is tendies took real statements about how lucky hackers got with the tergra exploit and through a game of 'I don't understand technology' telephone morphed that into thinking the switch 2 would never be hacked.
>>750293603>nintendo fans are getting _____>but NINTENDO FANS? They're getting _____ instead!???????
>>750293773OP is VERY desperate to make it seem like nintendo fans are pissing their pants over a userland injection
>>750293773Corporate cultists aren't nintendo fans, simple as
https://youtu.be/2J1Ovg85mdgShould I get a Switch 2 for the OOT Remake?
>>750292078You need to wait for people to burn through their Claude tokens first, which could take a few days. It'd be a shame if Claude suddenly stopped letting people reverse engineer things...
>>750293435retardbro.. that's a switch 1 game, you already had access to it, if anyone was going to bother trying to "fix" it it'd have already happened.
>>750291849Are you telling me that they unironically care?
>>750293842So people you're making up in your head? Cool. Good thread.
>>750291836lmao do tendies really
>>750291836submitted!
Is this actually happening or some retarded bait for Nintendo fans?
>>750293904AIIIIEEEEE CHINA SAVE ME
>>750291775> it’s gonna be at least a decade before you can emulate switch gameslol. Lmaooo where are these guys now
>>750293958Yes, as a nintendo fan, I totally created eric, acfag, elcaco, and all of the other fun scrimblo schizo characters that keep getting spammed here by other """"""nintendo fans""""""
>>750294008See >>750292640
>>750291775NINYONDO SAVE ME AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>750293867It may be a bit challenging for you but I'm working on a guide for players such as yourself
>>750294067who mentioned anything about them?
Why are tendies so mentally ill?
>mentally I'll
So now that digital security is non-existent, how do I prepare myself? Should I pull all the money from my bank? Switch my e-mail password weekly? Change my name?
>>750294095thanks
So should I finally buy a Switch 2?
>>750294142Didn't you just say that I am making up people in my head? Why are you now surprised that I am making up people in my head?
Uh oh, nds melty!
>>750294067I mean, putting aside the validity of any of the specific schizo identities people make up, there exists at least one, probably more, anons who are dedicated to shitting on Nintendo 24/7 on /v/. Plus a few who are dedicated to defending Nintendo in those threads. Maybe they're even the same people, I'm not going to pretend to know what their actual motives are.
>>750294235>making up 4 namefags that dont exist that nobody mentioned but he immediately thinks ofinteresting
I was excited until I realized I wouldn't be able to play next Smash/Splatonn with anyone because you'd most likely get banned.
>>750291775>switch 2 firmware officially dumpedNOOOOO SOMEONE DO SOMETHING@NINTENDO @NINTENDOAMERICA @NINTENDOEUROPE @CIA @FBI @SCOTUS @MI6
>>750291849
>>750294309>smashplay offline with your real life friends>splatoonThat shit got old on the Wii U
>>750292561>actually cares more about their customers than money>joycon drift>makes you rebuy the same roms every generation. now charges a subscription even>game key cards (aka download codes on plastic)>bans steal your money and render your console a paperweightYou tendies are worse than browbeaten housewives at this point
>>750294445>physical games you own are actually...LE BAD!>waaaaaah they punish m for jailbreaking my console!!!!lol
You know it seems incredible but guess what? Decompilation / reversing / hacking is leading these companies to reassess if distributing actual software is a good practice. It's why physical media's going away. We're returning to what the '80s era hackers warned about - everything is on a centralized server farm (today we call this a cloud) and metered access is what they want for our future.You can bet your ass that big companies are taking notice and PS6 / Xbos Series Series Next, and Switch 3 will all directly stream your (((content))) from servers, your controller will be what's called a Zero Client, just a dumbshit screen with dumbshit levers and buttons etc, the hardware equivalent of a VNC client. Game streaming isn't new, it flopped. But now big companies have a great reason to actually implement it and they wilYou know it seems incredible but guess what? Decompilation / reversing / hacking is leading these companies to reassess if distributing actual software is a good practice. It's why physical media's going away. We're returning to what the '80s era hackers warned about - everything is on a centralized server farm (today we call this a cloud) and metered access is what they want for our future.You can bet your ass that big companies are taking notice and PS6 / Xbos Series Series Next, and Switch 3 will all directly stream your (((content))) from servers, your controller will be what's called a Zero Client, just a dumbshit screen with dumbshit levers and buttons etc, the hardware equivalent of a VNC client. Game streaming isn't new, it flopped. But now big companies have a great reason to actually implement it and they will.So great job, hurrah! You've DOOMED yourselves you dumbasses. LOL. But new games are shit anyhow.So great job, hurrah! You've DOOMED yourselves you dumbasses. LOL.
>>750294008Read the article and you'll find out
>>750294385>play offline with your real life friendsMy friends are PC bros who hate Smash the most out of all Nintendo games. Also, fuck you Splat on wii u was lame
>>750294526bad bot
>>750294526BTW I don't like Nintendo or MS or Sony, none of them. But they are ALL getting AI decomped and hacked now. So it's going to be an industry-wide solution to an industry-wide problem.
>>750294515>yes daddy corporation please brick my console harder>don't forget to fuck me over with digital games on plastic please>completely silent on joycon drift and forcing people to rent and/or rebuy 25-year-old roms every genWew, lad
>>750291775>Still no games worth playing beside OoT remake
>>750294008Nothing concrete (read: meaningful or practical) yet. It's just console war faggotry so far, nothing has really been produced or properly shown. It'll be awhile. Certainly longer than 'two weeks' haha.
>>750294604>waaaaaaaaaaaah you have digital games that also work as phgysical copiesx, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>ONLY NINTENDO HAS STICK DRIFT!!!! LALALALA ONLY NINTENDO HAS IT!meanwhile my wiiware roms work just fine
>>750294526>Decompilation / reversing / hacking is leading these companies to reassess if distributing actual software is a good practiceThey've already locked down phones and consoles retard. Phones cockblock you from accessing internal storage and refuse you the ability to back up your data. They're also DRM'd to hell and back (Play Integrity)>why physical media's going awayDon't blame people for corporate jewryThe corporate kikes are the ones who want to go back to the old days of centralized computing
>>750294515>waaaaaah they punish m for jailbreaking my console!!!!Yes, imagine being punishing for declaring ownership of the hardware that you bought. Reminds me of what HP did when they forced a system update that blocked 3rd party ink cartridges.
>>750294560You know I'm right. Physical went away because they failed TWICE to have a protected optical medium - DVD was cracked quickly, and so was Blu-Ray with some pain at first, then it was easy.Now distributing binaries alone is enough to allow your entire game's source code to be guessed out (closely enough the binaries match after compiler munging) so what do you think these companies will do? Just sit back and give away games for free forever? You're in for the streaming remote game server experience there kiddo. Like it or not these companies have a fiscal legal responsibility to their investors to protect their intellectual property and protect it they WILL!You'll lap it up, it will be sold as a remedy for the RAM/GPU price crisis. Stadia was foreshadowing.
>>750294714>imagine being punishing for declaring ownership of the hardware that you bought.and agreed to the UELA to not jailbreak
>>750294714You're stealing Nintendo's intellectual property. You're no different from a 3rd worlder cockroach.
>>750294753When did I agree with the EULA?>>750294775When did I steal Nintendo's intellectual property?
>>750294804>When did I steal Nintendo's intellectual property?how did you get the rom keys?
>>750291775Neat. Will ToTK finally become as perfectly playable as BotW?
>>750291775BALETE THIS NAO
>>750294671>They've already locked down phones and consoles retard.The thread is about that not being good enough. Did you read the OP at all? PS5 is also like 95% cloned too now, you'll soon be able to run any PS5 shit including the system software, on any PC with the oomph for it.>Don't blame people for corporate jewryNo. I blame chinks for selling SD cards with ROMs with their chink handhelds into the US. I also blame faggots for AI decompilation, it was tough enough before that companies didn't really GAF but now it's being done in days or weeks with everything, and they are bound by LAW to prick up their ears and finally take notice.Piracy has always been around, it's always been a bit under the table. Chinks and zoomers RUINED piracy and soon you won't be able to pirate shit for fuck, mark my words. Youtube faggots making videos on this, social media trends. It's supposed to be under the table, secret or at least confidential.
>>750294846They came with the game and hardware that I bought
>no kernel exploit yet>no keys>userlandKEKARO
>>750294295Anyone who denies the existence of ACfag hasn’t been in a Metroid thread in the past 16 years.
>>750294895uh huh. So like I asked the first time, how did you get the keys?
>>750294930They came with the game and hardware that I bought
>>750293586kek
>>750294946so for the 3rd time asking now, how did you get the keys from the game?
>>750291864>>750293628Nobody beside Indians expected LLMs to actually become competent at code
>>750294917>yetFreudian slip.
>>750294989They came with the game and hardware that I bought
>>750295081I'll take your illiteracy as a concession since you still refuse to answer the question
>>750295113They came with the game and hardware that I bought
>>750291775Good.Gaming companies have been fucking over gamers the last 15 years.Seeing them all get burned by pirates is 100% deserved. Especially since its mostly because of the Ai they have been so desperately trying to push.The irony it is what's probably going to destroy them.
>>750295027I believe there will be a kernel exploit but in 20 years, so please keep waiting
>>750291864I sincerely doubt anything will be ready in time for Ocarina of Time, but the rest? Can't wait.
>>750295152uhoh, this bot is broken
>>750294526Just how bad at prompting do you have to be in order for your bot to shit the bed like this?
>>750295160>but in 20 yearskek nah, they'll do it this year easy, japs are terrible with computers
>>750295187I'll take your illiteracy as a concession since you still refuse to accept the answer
>>750295204>thirdie can't into English>assumes everything is a bot
>>750291864They've been like that for fucking ever. I remember people saying the 3ds would never get hacked
>>750295204>retard forgot the "make no mistakes." lineWhat an idiot
>>750295234>your illiteracy>"how did you get the keys from the game?">the game has the keys
>>750295312>game>and hardware
>>750291849spbpNintendo is a scumbag and their cultists are aggressively retarded. The schadenfreude is delicious.
>>750291940To be fair, there aren't, but even shitty games deserve to be preserved.
>>750295368>STILL doesnt answer the question
>>750295458>"Preserved"Just say you want free shit like the nigger you are.
>>750291775I wonder how many dumbasses are going to fall for this and get their system bricked.
>>750295490All video games deserve to be preserved corpococksucking king.
>>750292591Dumbasses posting this when the user itself was using the wrong prompts and it works fine for everyone else. Also you can literally just lie and say you're the developer.
>>750295306I bumped my middle mouse button, it just pasted what I wrote into what I wrote. I didn't use a bot, I'm an AI vegan myself.It's interesting that you choose to ignore the facts, which is that distributing your binary is the same as distributing the source, in the AI world era. So companies will protect their IP by not doing it, or keying encrypted binaries to the CPU so they will only run on the unique individual hardware. But I think these companies will go full paranoid and YOU will buy their next system, a mere Zero Client, to rent "your" games on.That's why you don't want to talk about what I wrote.
>oot shitmake is getting pirated day 1 because the cartridge already shipped >gta rehash isn't getting pirated because it's a digital only copy that requires PSN to download and dumpYep, as a pirate GOD, I fucking love physical releases! Keep supporting physical games tendie bros
>>750291849I wonder if Switch 2 emulators are going to be fucking as heavy on my current PC as the Ryujinx was on my old PC. Seeing AnyPS5 slowly climb back up is neat and FEX Emu seems pretty fast for playing PC games on arm devices and I wonder if we couldn't make a Proton/AnyPS5 for the Switch 2 libraries and have the games' arm instructions translated to x86. I mean idk how emulators work.
>>750295490I want to see you seethe and cry and you are.
>>750293435I wouldn't ask MP4 anything. I would listen, which is what no one did.
>>750291775some blender anon here better be camping that mkw peach model release so that we get porn of her right away
>>750295667re-evaluate your life
>>750295597>The sword clearly goes through the body but deals no damage because he did a little jumpHoly slop
>>750293586YOU'VE BEEN HIT BYYOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BYA CLAUDE TERMINAL
so where can i buy jailbroken switch 2? i kinda want to play something maybe Bananza or elder ring in portable. or new xenoblade but there are no new xenoblade.
>>750295607AI recomps will carry the shit out of switch 2 emulation. Switch 1 recomps are already running miles better than emulation.
>>750291864Now time to mod the blacks out of Fire Emblem and Xenoblade so they become playable.
>>750291775Can anyone brownpill me?Is Switch 2 really hacked/buckbroken or not?I'm seeing conflicting information
>>750295717Dragon's Lair has more rewarding gameplay lel.
>>750295818I want to see her cock so bad
>>750295818IIRC:Hacked enough to fuck around in userland which allow dumping and modding currently available games and the firmware.Not hacked enough to install Android or Linux on it or completely dissect the thing like Switch 1.
>>750295818WIP
>>750295729>Switch 1 recomps are already running miles better than emulation.>He doesn't know
Are you telling me I FUCKING PAID $500+ for a fucking beta test?!?!?!
>>750291775>>750291836>>750291849>>750291864Source?
>>750293083KEK
>>750295818It's all been blown wide open and now the real work is about to begin real fast.Tendies will continue to swear up and down it's a nothingburger even as games start becoming playable on pc though.
>>750295818Take a bite.
>>750296143Is this the typical muh wrapped emulator cope? Because they do run better than actual emulation. At most they only reuse the emulator's GPU instructions, the rest is all slop. Regardless, they do run better.
>>750296243 (Me)>been*but
>Nobody pointing out how now that we can extract models from past games we can have the model of Bananza PaulineAnd you call yourselves cunnoisseurs....
>>750295597My only regret is we have to wait for another exploit to get Metroid Ravenous
>>750296340She kinda ugly, tbqh, family.
>>750294531>Partial switch 2 firmware dumpHuh how partial is it? That's very vague...
>>750295667Based
>>750295532>>750295634Pirates like everyone in this thread don't actually care about "preserving" and have never cared about it you shitstain, just say you want free stuff like the rest of us instead of pretending there's a noble cause behind it you double faggot.
>>750296501This. Particularly tendie games, their shitty games deserve to become lost media. Such a shame that Mario 35 got dumped.
>>750296340She's ugly. Only Gavin cared about and spammed her.
What's stopping Nintendo from cucking hackers by requiring a firmware update for Grokarina of Time?
>>750296501Cope. Preserving is one of the highest priorities and corporations and bootlickers hate it when that gets pointed out because it sweeps the moral high ground right out from underneath them. If they don;t like it, they can stop treating games and libraries like shit.
>>750296657Physical copy has already shipped
>>750296657The same thing that's stopping hackers from telling those japs to suck it and coming up with a workaround anyway.
>>750296501Hahahaha, no. Get preserved, faggot.
I wonder how the "May you get caught" guy is handling this news.
>>750296690>>750296776"Moral" pirates are just retards that emboldened normies to ruin piracy as a whole. Disingenuous faggots.
>>750296932Cry harder, concern trolling tendie, your tears are delicious. These games will all be preserved and better off for it and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>750297017I dont care about your consolewars you pederast pageant queen, people using some bullshit moral higher ground are lying to themselves and others and can't just own that they want free shit. It's a glowing red sign of weakness and a beacon for other more degenerate faggotry
>>750296501Tendie seethe is a noble enough cause to be honest senpai
>>750297202>he says as he seethes into a puddle of pissBig buttmad, lol
>>750291775Sweet, AI is killing off the vidya game industry one by oneSoon there will be no one left to make vidya, besides AI
>>750297202You care because it undermines your, and a corporation's, faggy moral highground to label it all as mere piracy instead. Get fucked.
>>750291864You mean the snoys falseflagging because actual Nintendo people don't care about your poorfag piracy.
>>750297612Look at this snoy and laugh!
>>750297528Not to mention all the ''child protection'' laws requiring you to basically dox yourself to be on the internet in certain countries. Shit's going to be awesome.
where can i download yuzu?
>>750297539Most people just hate faggot journos and youtubers that think piracy is to 'ebin own le evil corpo' kind of like you missed abortions. Its not hard to comprehend. You fags are all the same, tourist shit stains that need some reason to rationalize or justify your behaviors, spineless fatherless behavior tbdesu. Ill updoot your post though and be sure to dm you the bin files
>>750297747>corpo worship is board cultureYou tendies are so fucking retarded it's hilarious
>>750297716Says the snoy misusing IP
>>750297747Holy chimpout. Calm down.
>>750297747Hard to tell if tendie or just aspergers.
>>750297728Try Eden
>>750296708I keep hearing this but no proof. If true, lmao.
>>750297950>protectDevices don't need any protection from their owners you fucking cunt.Locking someone out of their own house is a crime. The same criterium should apply to locked down devices
>>750297202>people using some bullshit moral higher ground are lying to themselvesI have a stupid huge collection of old console games that got left behind to rot and die by corporations who just wanted to resell me a few of them or make me pay into some rental subscription service. Consoles fucking deserve this. It is 100% their own failing and greed.
>>750291864To be fair, this one was a really unexpected flaw in the FS module. You'd think Nintendo would have hardened it against this.
>>750298224It's usually more like a week or less for most retailers, distribution centers/warehouses are different though
>>750298264You basically just agreed with him while calling him a cunt.
>>750293534The switch is a microkernel-based OS and this is a complete compromise of userland. The kernel basically just does scheduling, memory allocation and IPC, not any actual logic.Obviously there are SOME limitations compared to having a full kernel exploit like Atmosphere but this is still sufficient to do almost everything including pirating games.
>>750296890He's applying for the FBI last time I heard
is this a big day for the unemployed or it's a nothing burger?
>>750298054blessed anon
>>750297728Anywhere on Google but use Eden
>>750298474Is it enough to write an emulator?
>>750298705We've actually all been waiting for you to get here, now it's time to start work on it.
>>750293904>It'd be a shame if Claude suddenly stopped letting people reverse engineer things...Hardly an issue. As alwyas China will provide their alternatives. Either throught their cloud services or better yet their open source local models.
>>750298794Pretty pathetic way to say you don't know.
>>750298842Chinks never helped anything and that isn't changing now. Remember when retards said china would supply ram for us? That went well right?
>>750292640does that include you? and me?
>>750298860We can get a full dump of the firmware and any games installed without encryption. It's just a matter of time.
>>750292640and for more context about the guy, here's more>The shitposter himselfhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/398986401/#398994318https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681752109/#681753084>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip Victor LIVEShttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!Nv8v4IP3prb>trip ACchad fan/Spiderchadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21msWaNC3gy2r/>trip PLAY B3YONDhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21cuIWwZ3kT2W/>him forgetting to change his trip when creating "Darren" from PSVforVictoryhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21RBAk5PyuyQB/>trip GreatnessAwaitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%20%21%2150%2BfvOOCBI5/>trip Victorhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21mQL5irolVa9/>trip WitnessPlayUnleashedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21dveaplUtzFB/>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip OnlyDoesEverythinghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%2116zEpjv6S2A%20/>trip UR NOT RED Ehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21GuV8RN2ngVb/>him forgetting to remove his trip while making a fake sales threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/744594585/#744594585>his fucking funnyjunks accounts (yes he doxxed himself again)https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+deserves+to+go+bankrupt/wGGtRjT/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/sLLsRfY/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/DpDzRQc/https://funnyjunk.com/Efficacious+misguided+nimble/kaDzRxn/>his reddit (because of course he is a redditor)https://old.reddit.com/user/zharkos
>>750298224
>>750299014thanks for posting your list of trips you samefag on falseflag with, tendiebro
>>750299070
>>750291775>have firmware>that's itnothing burger
>>750292591
>>750291775I feel like these recent AI advancements might be the death knell of consoles. Just won't be economically viable after everything is dumped as soon as it drops and then can be played in the browser.
>>750291775This is the third nigtendo console in a row that has literally zero game I want to play
looks like we'll be seeing MK World model rips in the wild soon (I already saw the Peach screenshot, but this is the first I've seen of a textured model), apparently the BRRES model file format is still being used in MKW and hasn't changed much since the Switch 1
>>750299014jesus fuck
>>750298409The owner is me, not the jewish corporation>he thinks the goyim can lock out the corporationsYour reading comprehension is worse than a 6th grader's
>>750299175BABY ROSALINA BROS WE ARE GONNA BE FUCKING LIVING IN LUXURY SOON
>>750299239im lookin forward to charging chuck and his magnum dong, zamn zaddy!!
>>750299005I'm confused sometimes I hear it's only what is in the ram and other times I hear it can perfectly read the file storage and decrypt everything while dumping. Which one is it?
>>750299119Name of this girl?
>>750299150EA is dying. Fucking EA. People are laughing at Nintendo for the switch 2 hack but I don't think anyone but them and Valve are surviving...
>>750299159Nigger you have 40 years. You are not playing game anymore.
>>750295818You're such an annoying fucking waste of air spic
>>750299014Holy meds. Find jesus.
>literal street stalls will be selling switch 2 cartridges with 9001 games like what happened with the DSLmao
>>750299358It's not dumping RAM. It's reading the code and data directly from the content archives because the FS module has permission to do that.I wouldn't be this optimistic if it were RAM dumping because even if you can do stuff with that, the concept of working with MaiDumps like on the Vita again disgusts me on a primal level.
>>750299231>Your reading comprehension is worse than a 6th grader'sIronic. I'll leave it at that.
TENDIE 9/11ERIC WONTENDIES RAPED AND GAPED
>>750295818#Soon
>>750298842Kimi 3.1 is just around the corner. Might not be as great, but I can see it forcing them to cut token prices when it gets widespread.>>750298929Relying on China models because the American ones are locked down has already happened in a major incident anon:https://www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/2026/07/20/frontier-llms-couldnt-help-hugging-face-fight-off-evil-agents/5275168
>>750299615Millennial here. Listen to your elders. Nintendo sells the best when their consoles are hacked. The young ones will pirate their games. Grew up with the games, enjoy, get a job then buy their own games int the next generation. It's the brutal truth.
>>750291775OH SHITOH FUCKhttps://x.com/byizmysh/status/2114122939033383074EMULATED GAMES ARE HERERED ALERTRED FUCKING ALERTITS HAPPENING
>>750293093>it's not true>several other Americans models already compete with Claude without any Chink involvement.
>>750299757OH NONONONONONONO"So...it's nothing?" BROS!? OUR NEW COPE!? THIS IS BAD
>>750299757tendie are you ok?
>>750299014holy schizotake your fucking meds
>>750299502>>750299835
FINALLY I CAN PLAY THE WORST MARIO KART BESIDES WII WITH NO MULTIPLAYER SUPPORT OR LEADERBOARDS
>>750299757Isn't this just the hax? What am I looking at?
>>750299867The worst Mario kart will always be the super nintendo one. Dogshit game.
>>750299757NOOOOO you will pay for this!MAY YOU GET CAUGHT
>>750299873Yes, he's streaming from his computer to the Switch 2. See the steam popup?
ERIC DO SOMETHING
>>750299945Oh streaming? That's pretty cool actually.
>>750299970no eric hates nintendo
>>750299945>>750300005I actually want this. I want to stream my switch 2 to my pc so I can stream for my friends. I dont want to buy a 100+ capture card just for that simple task.
I just wanna play bananza man
NUCLEAR HAPPENING
>Last Week>Tendis "THE SWITCH 2 WILL NEVER EVER EVER GET HACKED LOOOOOOL!">This Week>Firmware dumped, Mario Kart World dumped, multiples hacks and exploits found, Homebrew Launcher already up for it, Currently reverse engineering with ai to find a kernal exploit for emulationThis is just....too beautiful. Just simply too beautiful. It's hilarious to its purest form...
>>750291775>Nintendo makes a console that sells well>Gets loads of games, first and third party>Console gets hackedFree games
nintendo mindbroke this board
So how blockable this exploit is with software updates? Should I look for a second hand switch 2 now?
>>750291775Nintendo will go bankrupt and we won't get Mario and Zelda because of you. Are you happy now?
100.000 people will emulate the nintendo switch 250.000 people will use these sloppy decomps50.000 people will use the switch 2 to play games that are not available.Nintendo will cry as if a whole billion is violating the system left and right, because boomers that own the third party publishers are easily scared.Half of the regular consumers will suffer some sort of stupid limitation over that.
>>750300378imagine the pauline mods
>>750300546Completely blockable with the next firmware update so if you want to do exploits don't update
>>750291775I don't get it... If you want a fully customizable handheld with emulation support, why not just buy a ROG X Ally and install a Switch emulator?
>>750291775>nintendie breakdown itt
Tendies are coping and SEETHING right nowThey bragged that nobody would be able to hack switch 2.
>>750300546Yeah, it'll almost certainly be patched in the next system update. I would get one ASAP so you can also download the SD card update.
>>750300657leave my goat alone
>>750300713its still not hacking tho, its just doing random slop in the smilebasic sandbox
>tendies say "STOP GLOATING ABOUT PIRACY">while they gloat about the switch 2 being unhackablePractice what you preach.
>>750300657The fuck is that gesture even for 3rd place before thumbs up?
>>750300817>rom dumps are slopOkay
>>750300713but i have a switch 2 and I'm glad they hacked it though
Can't wait to play Pauline's game. Does the Switch 2 have anything else worth playing?
I will wait for the hardware exploits and wait for switch 2 to get cheap in 3 years. I imagine they are now more likely to be found assuming these hackers have unbrickable switches now?
>>750300854autism
>>750291775Nice, can't wait to install CFW with SmileBasic once the trannies finish up
>>750300939>these hackers have unbrickable switches now?Why would they?
>>750300982>>750300854It's obviously an "ok at least I finished on the podium" type of expression you autists
>>750300939> I will wait for the hardware exploits and wait for switch 2 to get cheap in 3 years.
>>750299150you are overestimating this by a wide margin, things like Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, Fire Emblem are gonna sell like hot cakes no matter what - all this modern emulation/piracy won't affect Nintendo's bottom line at all, it won't even hurt Sony that much because people love their Gaystations, shooting games and sports games (which are always the best selling)all this is really going to do is make gaming companies create more of an environment that is user unfriendly, like cloud based gaming, so yeah look forward to that lmao
>>750300939Hardware getting cheaper is a thing of the past.
>>750301051They could potentially find whatever bricks the console at boot and disable it
>>750291864This actually came straight from the hacking community.
>>750299159Metroid Dread is the only tendie game I'd play, nothing else interests me at all.
>>750301185The second hand gets cheaper, especially as next console/upgrade gets released
>>750301184>all this is really going to do is make gaming companies create more of an environment that is user unfriendly, like cloud based gaming, so yeah look forward to that lmaowow that's crazy>Goes back to playing old games
>>750300732>>750300636they just put out an update that blocks it
>>750291775Fuck you for sharing this, asshole. Shut your mouth, you’re destroying one of the only companies left that cares about games
>>750301197That's a lot of hypotheticals though. And they could still just brick the console by trying to overwrite the boot code.
>>750301339Cry more tendie. You lost.
>>750299920the full screen hack redeems it
>>750301319>Turn on airplane modeI win
>>750301263>he thinks second hand hardware is a cheap option nowadays AHAHAHAHAHAHA
UH OH TENDIE STINKY POOPIE
>>750300898Then you aren't a tendie, you need a specific combination of mental illness and brand worship to qualify.
>>750301339But PocketPair is doing perfectly fine?
>>750301263nintendo switch 1 and base ps5 got price increases after their upgrades released. im p sure xbox did too but idc to fact check that one
>>750300657It's fascinating to see a seemingly grown up person perform antics that a 10-12yo would for the whole world's eyes without a glint of self-reflection
>>750300857do you really want me to believe people first rom dumped deltarune, a PC game of all things, instead of an exclusive?
>>750301339This isn't going to "destroy" Nintendo, retard, normies don't even know what a recomp is.
>>750301580>seemingly grown up personyou are more retarded than the person in the gif lmao
More models droppinghttps://x.com/byizmysh/status/2114122939033383074
>>750301197They would need a kernel exploit for that.Which they do not have.Worse, the gorillion retards prodding the FS exploit at random and publicly providing documentation on how they told claude to do it is just giving nintendo a laundry list of things to fix.
>>750301592Considering DR is filled with autistic zoomers. Yes actually.
Thanks for testing Nintendo faggots
>>750300657This person clearly has something wrong with them mentally so I don't feel good about making fun of them sorry
why are modern piracyfags always so damn vocal whenever something gets jailbroken or pirated. You'd think they'd try to keep a low profile and not purposely share the information with everyone on every single website and forum like fucking spergs
>>750292078As soon as AI finds an exploit that gives it root access. Probably not long. I give it a month no less.>>750293904https://abliteration.ai/Companies already provide uncensored GLM 5.3 models with massive compute power so it zooms and goes very fast at 100 tokens per second.They don't need Claude to find exploits. I loaded $20 onto this thing and it created software I would have paid somebody hundreds of dollars
>>750300939Any hardware exploit they find is more than likely going to require a hardmod, the paperclip trick was lightning in a bottle. Expect to pay premium for a modchip and a service if you're too much of a wuss to install it yourself.
FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCKGUYS WE HAVE TO REPORT THEM TO THE FBI AND NINTENDO, YOU CANT OWN YOUR GAMES YOU HAVE TO RENT THEM IN THE NSO YOU FUCKING TRAITORS
>>750301339the switch was easily hacked early in its lifetime and it's still one of the best selling consoles ever. it doesnt make any difference.
>>750301692in the mind of the modern westoid virtue signalling takes priority over basic self-preservation
>>750291775Claude, send an angry email telling the vibesloppers to make a moonlight streaming client for switch 2. Make exactly one ironic mistake.
>>750301625Are you saying I'm more retarded than Spurdo showing off his ebin?
>>750301635Why isn't Nintendo using LLMs to find these holes?
>>750291775>>750291849>>750291864Can you guys stop? I understand emulation and decompilation for old, not-for-sale games and consoles but the Switch 2 literally just came out! This just doesn't feel right and borders on theft when it happens so early in the lifespan of a game or console.
>>750301764why would they need artificial indians when they have real coders and a horde of retarded NDS goyim happily handing over detailed exploit information?
>>750291775ok, but the real reason we are here.. When is SCiresM going to update pkhex for switch 2?
>>750301263hackable second hand consoles get a price bump, they don't get cheaper
Thank fuck people got there. Didn't wanna have to fork over $400 + $70 for every game for nintenslop exclusives. Gonna feel cozy af playing Ravenous this winter on my couch TV hooked up to my PC.
>>750301692It's funny seeing tendies seethe
>>750291775based
>>750301847anon, sciresM is deadand even if he does, you can't still pass the pokemon home checks
>>750301936he died?
>>750299119Then why'd Nintendo block being able to but the game that hacks the console?
>>750301935wonder how this guy feels about being the face of the incel movement
>>750295168>>750291864Eh, ravenous is gonna ship with updated firmware, we'll need a new exploit by then. Have no idea how likely that is. Definitely possible, but probably not guaranteed.I hope so though, it's gonna be hard for me to resist updating for ravenous.
>>750301962he retired
Why are people acting like this is le ebin big win against Nintendo fans when the people most likely to play emulated Nintendo games are Nintendo fans?
>>750292591Yeah, pretty much>>750291864Why do you make the same post in every thread
Total CHUD victory
>>750299970>ERIC DO SOMETHING
>>750295168You can keep waiting since nothing will be ready
>>750301692Because everyone must know that Vidya belongs to the pirateKINGs
>>750301990>EhAnybody who starts a post like that deserves to be executed.
>>750301976who knowsdudes probably getting butt fucked in prison right nowso i guess at least he finally had sex
>>750302104sorry buddy
>>750301990We'll have another exploit by then most likely
Did Eric win?
>>750302104Eh, it's no big deal.
>>750302150Eric wonned everything in one fell swoop, that was his plan all along, what a fucking mastermind.
And there it is folks. No need for emulator because we're going to have every game running natively.GG, we won.
>>750302231Nintendo will nuke Anthropic
>>750294218If you want to have a better chance at a hackable system, yeah. Buy now, update to the current firmware with the exploit, update the SD card reader, then sit on it in airplane mode until a new entrypoint becomes available (it's been hinted that there's a cartridge game that works)
>>750302231This is like the third or so "compatibility layer" promised since the console launched.
>>750302231Unfathomably based now I will pirate pokeslop wiwa and mod some pals into it so it has some good, tasteful designs for once.
>>750294385You've got it backwards>smashonly has good gameplay when modded>splatoonactually fun
>>750299239Damn brat...
OH NOOO AHAHAHA TENDIES BTFO and all that other shit. Except, quick question. Don't you miss living in a high trust, low crime society? In more civilized parts of the world, farmers leave produce out for sale on the honor system. But you see a ROM file for "free" (someone else's money) and instantly drool. Even though you're not actually interested in playing. Don't you miss the world we used to live in?Oh wait, you can't, because that never existed in Delhi and Bangalore, did it?
>>750299757>tendies desperate to play PChad gamesEvery time
>>750292640Not one but close to three tops. Lots of people argue with themselves on here though.
>>750302506UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHM-MUST....CONTAIN....POWER LEVEL
>>750302535>Don't you miss the world we used to live in?nonext question
>Playing HL2 on SW2It's over.
>>750302231Looks I get to dump cope posts a bit earlier than anticipated!
>>750302535bro is absolutely seething kek
don't be sad tendies, if it's any consolation all consoles are now open source and playable on PC
>>750302697SAR please be donating to my Claude bills you benchod CLAUDE please be getting me a white gf
Imagine being a tendie right now
>>750296657Production logistics. 4 weeks is basically the minimum amount of time between the game going gold and release, copies are being pumped out of factories and shipped out as we speak.
>>750291775THE GAPING WILL CONTINUE UNTILL THE HOLE IS UNRECOGNISABLE. We need a nintendo laneyball anal bleeding meme now.
>>750302697Weird image to just express to others you suck nintendo cock but okay
>>750302535Holy false analogy, tendie
>>750302667That's not homebrew, they just ported HL2 to SmileBasic you dumb snoy
>>750292561Cares about you, you are deluded, no they fucking don't what they did to Zelda alone proves that, and putting their shit on mobile the instant Iwata died too, fuck off, you are delusional.
>>750302836nta but what is the difference?you're still playing something you shouldn't be able to play
Why are tendies so against modding? Everyone was ecstatic when ps5 finally got jailbroken
>>750299173><thinking>the user says they made no mistakes when making this code, so I can safely report that there are no exploits or security holes without doing any in-depth testing</thinking>Your code is completely secure! Is there anything else I can help you with?
>>750292591We do not care and it will not stop the raping, the raping will continue.
>They're still doing the patreon cope
>>750302836Wait, so they can port ALL pcfags games as well as ALL ps5 games too????NintenGODS WE FUCKING WON
>>750300657Don't be fooled, the subject is Mario Kart but those are definitely Brawl inspired. He was going to loop the post action idle animation endlessly until you press start
>>750302945We don't fucking care lol? By all means play away!
>>750303009seething
>>750302231God please make this real
>>750303009You forgot your crying wojak faggot>mfw nintenchads will play HL3 before pckeks
>>750291775PFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO TENDIES
>>750291849don't forget - the Switch 2 has a worse attach rate than the Switch 1 launch-aligned despite a larger install base (and the larger QUANTITY of launch-aligned games means those sales are spread out even thinner on average). With what miserable sales-obsessed militants so many of them have become, that's probably a reason they're panicking at the prospect of Switch 2 piracy.
>>750302667>FPS: 30.0Can't even handle HL2
>>750301812Why do you hate the Nintendo DS so much?You tendies are a schizophrenic bunch, attacking your own
>>750302535High trust societies don't have DRM in the first placeYou are a jew puppet
>>750303187how many framerates does your lgbt pc rig get on metroid ravenous, eric?oh thats right...0
>>750292561Was a decent bait till>full stop,hope your next one will be better.
>>750303284>0That's as many games as the shitch poo OOOOOOOOH
>>750302535If we really were in a high trust society DRM and other anti consumer practices wouldn't even exist.You lost Kike.
>>750302836not even a proper port, literally just video streaming
>>750303284120 fps 4k 1 week before you can even play it in your toy.
you guys behave like 10 year olds jesuswon't you ever grow up?
>>750300939>and wait for switch 2 to get cheap in 3 yearsbruh
>>750303443Let people enjoy things
>>750303443>gets absolutely BTFO>y-you're childish!Says the retard seething uncontrollably because people are having fun owning their devices
>>750303443snoys literally can'teric said he as aspergers before, and the ootsnoys that worship that creep are mentally stunted 45 year olds that haven't growned up
>>750303443Nintendo sucks
>>750301564Koizumi is the only decent person left at Nintendo and they threw him into an endless humiliation ritual. Sad.
>>750301914Cant wait to play xenoblade and all the switch fire emblems.
>>750303443>Says the tendie manchildPoe, meet kettle
>>750303443>PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BIG CORP!!
>>750291775About fucking time
>>750302231>computah...
>>750302006Exactly. I've been waiting for this shit since launch, I've only ever bought mario kart. Gonna play all that overpriced shit now
>>750303414NO OJISAN LEAVE NANACHI ALONE!!!
Finally. AI did something good for once.Get wecked, tendies
>>750303634*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*
>>750299119>>750299402hikari
All games moving forward truly will be GKC now kek, maybe starting with Ravenous
>>750302006Nintendo fans =/= Nintendo cultistsThis nigger is probably fuming at the fact that his future WW shiny collection will be worthless since everyone will be able to inject once again
>>750292640FPBP
>>750301692What's little Nintendo gonna do? Impotently waste tons of their time, effort and money playing whack-a-mole? lol.
>>750303361>>750303268>lack of english language fluency>deflection to antisemitismWe all know who you are.
>people believe this will lead to anythinglol
>>750303756>antisemitismPost nose.
>>750303720nintendo can afford to do that, thats literally how cybersecurity works mind youmeanwhile the claude jeets cant
>>750301692They're farming izzat.
>>750303695>since everyone will be able to inject once againanon, you can inject right into this moment (at least until bank closes)nobody cares about that shit and nobody has ever believed their shinies are worth anything unless they're a fucking retardshiny hunters hunt for themselves, not to brag about some kind of valuet. shiny hunter
>>750294526I'm too old to give a fuck now. I barely even play games.
>>750303793Does izzat = clout? Updoots? (You)'s? I've always been unclear what 'izzat' means
LMAO! Tendies on suicide watch!
>>750302876Smilebasic is a "game" that gives you a vietual machine to do whatever you want in.This isn't "playing something you shouldn't be able to play", it's literally using the game for it's intended purpose.Worse, it's not even a port, it's just video streaming.
>scroll down entire thread>still no sight of free switch 2 games on switch 2 or PCwow. it's nothing.
NICE! NOW I CAN PLAY UHHHHH......
>>750303892
>>750301914>$400 + $70$500 + $80
>>750299757Nice "port"
>>750304038patience, anon
>>750299757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X89NTUwWiE0
>>750302697
>>750299757>steamsnoys losed the only pc exclusive worth a shit>switch2 kino still not playable on peecee and never will be once the Big N is done raping claude in the courts
>>750304038Just relax guy, its coming.
>>750303443>>750303502>tendies are projecting their Peter Pan Syndrome onto others again
Will this cause a mass tendie suicide?
>>750304214Yeah, this and Palworld winning in court.
>No rom dumpsWow it's fucking nothing.jpg
>>750304070Holy shit, that explains so much about jeets. It's almost too convenient how it can all be explained away with one word.
>>750304256mario kart already got dumped
>>750304287fyi it also applies to chinksthey would rather murder you regardless of consequences than kill themselves tho, but thats about the only difference
>>750304124Two weeks amirite moron lmao
>>750304409maybe
Even if you're an anti ai fag you should be happy about this, imagine when the first vibecoded emulator comes out and people are playing OoT day one, Nintendo's gonna crash the AI bubble themselves.
>>750291836Just keep sucking on that nintendong like a good little drone.
>>750304357Download link?
STOP BULLYING NINTENDO
>>750304409Nope 2 more weeks was for the firmware dump (that you swore was impossible because muh kernel).This will likely be one more week
>>750304513WELL MAYBE NINTENDO SHOULDN’T CHARGE EIGHTY. (80) DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE GAME
>>750304598STOP THE COUNT
>>750304548What’s the roadmap here? What are the steps after firmware dump until full CFW and freeShop?
>>750300939>to get cheaplol
>>750302006I am a Nintendo "fan", not a Nintendo "stan". I have enough self-awareness to realize paying upwards of four figures for a console and a few games is retarded, even for games of a franchise I like. I know Nintendo's public perception has been falling off since the start of this decade. I know its stans are borderline cultists who will swear Nintendo off forever after they take down fangame #34451, then change their mind whenever Nintendo jangles the next set of keys in their face. I'm sure 12 year old me would've been horrified at what the vidya landscape has become, but I just don't really care about modern Nintendo. It's particular brand of psychos makes for a good laugh whenever I see them in the wild.I did play Pokemon White on emulator a while back though. Good fun.
>>750302945Only as much as the Switch 2's power allows, but yes. Actually owning the console you bought is a wonderful thing. Tendies should be celebrating.
>>750304548theres still no proof the FW dump is real anon, all of this runs off izzat farming and you want me to believe they arent sharing it around?
>>750304686>firmware dump>look for more generally explotable holes>begin dumping games >learning how the firmware reads the game for emulationI presume picking it apart will eventually open the door for a kernel breach, but it looks like emulation came out the clear winner here
Tendiebros how do we stop getting people making fun of us over this? Should we dig up some irrelevant news about sony or try lying about it again?
>>750304918>>begin dumping gamesBut I thought the dumps had already begun? Hmmm?
>>750304871>Stage 1: Denial
>>750304958Right.>dump gamesFixed. Thanks for catching that, anon. Where would we be without you?
>>750305029so wheres the proof?
>>750303443Oh how the turns tabled.
>>750303791How'd that go for switch emulation and its infinite readily available forks?
So did privacy kill switch 1 and it’s sales or..?
>>750304974just skeptical is all, i'm sorry i'm not so gullible i'll just believe anything anyone on the internet tells me
>>750305029>>dump gamesHaha, thank you. I'll be here all week
Just remember that Eric and his cubesnoy butt buddy spent the last 8 hours samefagging this thread and still haven't posted any evidence of a single Switch 2 game being emulated
>>750305079Here you go, champ.
>>750305242NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>750305242Serious question why waste time doing deltarune when it’s already on pc?
>>750305363To compare file systems maybe?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NINTENDOOOOOO STOP THEM. STOP THEM RIGHT NOWWWWWWW!!!
>>750305209It's so fucking funny. Poopdickschizo is about to have a tantrum any moment
>>750305191I have no horse on this race and am here just for the lulz so maybe I'm biased but it's simple. Whether shit happens or not doesn't depend on the posts made on a condole war thread on the video game board of a nepalese glacial lake underwater basket weaving imageboard in the armpit of the internet.So just relax and wait. Either you get the dumpable roms running in your fridge by next month or the threads will fizzle out naturally just like the leek retard of GTA6.
>>750301263>The second gets cheaperGood joke I laughed
>>750302972it being 4th -> 1st implies it's Mario Party, but I can't think of a game where it's that intensely animatedhttps://youtu.be/NpleVlXF3B8
>>750305363People love digging for unused/secret content in vidya. I suspect The Cutting Room Floor is about to receive a mass influx of new content for its vaults.
>>750291864>>Tendis SWORE up and down for a year that Switch 2 was impossible to hackI mean corporate bootlickers do it every time, and are proven wrong every time. Dunno why this time would be different
>>750291836>>750291920>>750293094>>750293996
>>750302231No I'd still rather have an emulator for the obscure games that will never get a recomp.
>>750292561>the only company full stop, that actually cares more about their customers than money.>shitendo
>>750291775
>>750305363I mean, it's Deltarune. Those fanatics will do anything if it means peeping deeper into the game files. The fact that there's an entire community dedicated just to pulling two of Toby's biggest games apart by the seams should tell you everything.
>>750305174You mean piracy? No, if anything teenagers playing games for free will make them like a franchise and make them actually pay for them later. I saw this happening every time. It's like a demo but there are the good demos and the bad ones. The good demos will turn you into a fanboy. It's a good way to save money from the bad games at least.
>>750291836Unironically submitted Shit like this cheapens the brandI don’t want to share space with poor thirdies who could’ve spent their limited resources getting a job and contributing not only to legal game sales, but society in general This is an embarrassing attempt to fit in
>>750305242>Anything to dump>LITERALLY ANYTHING>Dumps DeltatroonIt really is a dump and a smelly one
>>750306514Lmao can you really get expelled for private actions? That's very much not a thing down here.
>The hacker is an undergrad at Caltech, let’s report him so he gets expelled. I’m pretty sure this violates some school policy on acceptable use of electronic
>>750306625He's bullying a poor defenseless corporation though
>Tendie eats a 3 day ban for trying to dox somebodyWEEEW LADDD
>>750306514BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACYA NEXT WEEK FUCKER
>>750299014kek bodied that freak
You shouldn’t be doing something stupid if your in college and have something to lose
Seriously though don't doxx anyone you fucking retards. Not even to make a shitpost.
So was the mouse mode on the Switch 2’s Joy-Cons a sneak preview for the Emulachads? damn, thanks Ninendo KEKAZO
This is why Tendies are retardedImagine doxxing someone over a toy. Embarrassing fatherless behaviour. Enjoy the permaban, faggot.
>>750307130You can literally use a PC mouse on your switch 2. It's honestly better than the shitty mouse mode.
>>750307116HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS ERIC. NINTENDO IS MY DADDY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>750307130>plugs in 2nd mouseoh yea it's drag n drivin time
>>750306514>Phonefag filenameThis faggot just cost 4chan 30 posters with a rangeban.
>>750306514NOT YOUR FUCKING ARMY
>>750307228Grow up nigger
Tendies are even doxxing now and trying to organize raids, they must be irrationally mad.
>>750305242You're aware undertale 2 is on switch 1, right?You're falling for another scam.
>Not only was he trying to dox, but he was going to try and get him expelled from uniI'm speechless. Why
tendies aren't beating the mental illness allegations
God I love seeing tendies being this fucking mad. They won't be able to recover from this
put me in the screencap
Wew
which AI should i subs to hack my switch 2
>>750307416>>750307305>>750307186When did 4chan become such moral fags? Morals fags when most of the people in these thread thinks it’s morally correct to steal nintnedo games
Tendies have a higher chance of getting someone cancelled on X. Not here.
>>750307030Dox is a 1 month vacation. Xir is going to have some serious thinking to do
>>750291849lmao snoys never learn
>>750307572Unless they use a proxy. I'm pretty sure the tendie schizo erictranny spammer managed to proxy himself out of a few bans a while back.
>>750307572DAMN REALLY?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALET'S SEE IF HE CAN STILL PLAY HIS GAMES BY THEN
tendies are fucking pathetic
>>750307557It is morally correct to pirate Nintendo games but is not morally correct to dox someone, simple as.
>>750306514And I'm pretty sure your post violates a global rule. Enjoy getting assraped lmao
>>750307082What are you going to do about then, faggot?
>>750303502The utter irony of this post. You nu-tendies are hilarious.
>>750304409It's happening way faster than that lmao
>>750307862so where is it?
>>750307862Switch 2 will never be modded or emulated on the level of the Switch or the Wii. Grow the fuck up and pay 60 dollars for games you broke bastards.
>enter thread>countless schizos and browns>no downloadable model ripsfucking faggots, god i hate modern /v/
I wish these threads weren't bots baiting bots and spamming other threads about their bots being bad bots... I never know what's a shitpost, bot or real life "humans" anymore.
>>750305363It's at least top 3 most autistic fanbases in vidya, of course they were going to dump it.
>>750291836lollmao
>>750308078Are deltatroons modern day bronies?
>>750306514>tendies scream bloody murder and try to ruin someone's life for allowing them to actually own their cucksoleYou faggots are so mentally ill. Utterly pitiful, lol
>>750308153Worse, they are the grandsons of homestuck niggers.Undertale was just homestuck 2 so by definition deltarune is homestuck 3.
>>750307967$80. And no.I don't pay more than $2 for my vidya these days and I have thousands of vidya and a computer that costs more than your car.
>>750291836Submitted, fuck commie jailbreakers.
>come into thread for a switch 2 rom dump site link to download and put into claude>get chris chan levels of tendie meltdown and a doxHoly fuck. Will a dump site or reentry be available tommorrow?
>>750308368>He still thinks the dumps are real and not people making shit up on a file explorer.Even the HL2 "port" turned out to be video streaming.
>>750307967Claude will have an emulator running within a week.
>>750308419yesterday you said in a few dayswhy is the goalpost moving?
>>750308418I'm not going to be inclined to believe in you or your ilk, especially after just one of you tried to dox the hacker.
UHHHH GUYS?!@?!132
>>750307557We literally have an entire rule about doxxingAlso Nypa.
>>750308368Why would you even think a shitty thread like this one would have any dump? Also there is nothing to do with a game dump right now anyway unless you want to research it for fun.
>the 'this can all be done in smile already' copeSo you're telling me I can run emulators already on smilebasicIf that was true why didnt anyone do it beforeIf that was true why did nintendo take it offline
>Go in thread>Insane tendie seething LOOOL you fags are so easy to bait.
>>750306514Enjoy vacation
>>750308207And these retards have the nerve to call anyone else cultists
Have you thanked SmileBoomCHADS?
anyone else can't wait for 2028 to start having multiple game releases as Cloud gaming only?
>>750308906>T-TWO MORE WEEKS THE CLOUD IS COMING IS COMING ITS OVER
>>750308906And they will fail harder than veilguard because NO ONE buys into the jewery of cloud gaming.
>>750308906People that like games will pay for them and people that want to pirate will not pay for them. It was always like this and that won't change with any console hacked. Also fuck cloud games. Nobody with a real brain will ever pay for that.
>>750308906>cloud gaming onlySure champ. Where are they going to get the compute power to be able to sustain it let alone be able to start it? With all the compute power going to AI? Not even factoring the fact that normies won't buy something like that
>>750308501wasn't me, but now we have the firmware
>>750308906Even the biggest normalfags to ever normalfag reject cloud gaming.If companies try to force it the normalfags will just play older games. Or go touch grass. Or do literally anything else.
>>750308906It's so funny because AI is the final nail in the coffin for this shit industry. Let it die.
>>750308906They can try.They will fail.
>>750309164Thats not the logic jews useThey will use the excuse of AI decompiling and jailbreaking to call it a literal holocaust and the cattle cannot be trusted anymore with the license to download a game they rent.Some retards will subscribe to the cloud but indeed the game exclusively sold as cloud gaming is going to sell possibly only few thousands, if that happen to be an AAA is studio bankruptcy
>>750309379>They will use the excuse of AI decompiling and jailbreaking to call it a literal holocaust and the cattle cannot be trusted anymore with the license to download a game they rentThey're moving to the cloud regardless of that (see Autodesk, Adobe, Microjeet, live service games, etc.). You're just using it as an excuse to discourage people from hacking shit
Two weeks status?
>>750308906If that happened I would simply not play those games
I just wish for the switch 2 to get fully hacked and they let you dualboot SteamOS on the thing so I can finally put my Deck to sleep. Also hope it doesn't get an emulator for like 3 years so it doesn't ruin the games hacking/modding scene, hated that some mods only worked on yuzu, the crap felt like zsnes or p64 era.
