If you do not agree to my demandsTOO LATE
Quarter-Life was my introduction to Half-Life before I had even played the game. I didn't even know that it was itself a parody of Full Life Consequences. I legitimately thought Engineer would be in Half-Life 2 and was disappointed I didn't see Cow Orker Jim anywhere.
>>750299447watch where you swings at mejust kidding thanks!
wepon
We must observe thread with hasty.
JOHN FREEMANOVER HERE
NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS
>>750302935.......
atuhors nose
Cow-orker jim.
>>750301991THE PANTS WERE DEAD
i can't give you my license officer >why notBECAUSE YOU ARE HEAD CRAB ZOMBIE
Pretty fucked up what happened to cow-orker jim.
Post yfw Jim was blown to smitheroons.
>>750299447SANTIAGO
the thought of gordon needing to call someone to ask how to contain the meltdown and, in the same breath as "hello", going "I KNOW!" and hanging up is still the funniest shit to me
CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
>>750306556
at the topof LUNG
>>750306401>>750306556He just wanted to study physics for the betterment of mankindgoddamnit, why did it need to happen
"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow" lowkey hard line.
I have suffered from the consequences of a full life for over 20 years now.
>>750299447Did they recover the isotrope?
I should use this more often
OT HAS BEEN STOLED
;_;
>>750318036my fuarking hero...
