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Nintentoddlers...
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
OH SHIT ITS REAL
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
Parents should be playing peekaboo with their children, not Mario.
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Anonymous
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>>750304476
parents these days are too busy at work
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Anonymous
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not beating the nintoddIer allegations
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Anonymous
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>youtu.be/VyezQsI-v-s
Soul
>>750304390
Soulless
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Anonymous
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Nintendo is for everyone and has games for all ages.
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
>it's real
Explain yourselves, tendies
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/hello-mario-switch/
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
you guys ate this up on the n64, but now suddenly it's too much
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Anonymous
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>>750304727
Most kids are ipad babbies now, better Mario than Youtube
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Anonymous
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>>750304735
geg n64snoys / ootsnoys BTFO
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Anonymous
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>>750304727
It's either this or AI Epstein edits on tiktok
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Anonymous
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Eh... eh... ah, hahaha! IIIIIIHHH-AAAAH! Hahaha!
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
Let me know if there's a Peach version of this so I can rub my dick on the screen
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Anonymous
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>>750306519
there is, actually. it's voice acted too.
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Anonymous
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>>750306572
Neat! Gonna have to charge up my Switch
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
Reminds me of all those baby games on the various Playstation systems.
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Anonymous
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>>750306519
'ick on 'itch...
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Anonymous
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>>750304776
Can you just not give them screens period? Once they're old enough to have object permanence they can try some toddler games on console for short periods between othrr activities.
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Anonymous
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>>750304727
>Hello, Mario.
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>>750304390
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Anonymous
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>>750306519
>blows a kiss when you touch her lips
Welp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMEW1cq6qEw
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Anonymous
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This scared the shit out of me
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Anonymous
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>>750306839
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Anonymous
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>>750304727
It's just the Mario 64 tittle scream but for free. Are you niggers retarded?
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Anonymous
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i've seen a lot of clips of both Mario and Peach in this and it just made me fantasize about Peach and Mario being my parents... is that weird?
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Anonymous
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>>750304429
Super mario party already exists, bucko.
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
Do NOT share the Princess Peach version of this here. ANON. I AM SERIOUS. THESE PEOPLE ARE DEGENERATES.
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
more gameplay than wolverine
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Anonymous
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>>750306882
Why? Because they are hurt?
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Anonymous
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Hahahahahahahha peepee poopoo lil tendies
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Anonymous
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>>750306916
Fuck. It's too late. They found her.
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Anonymous
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>>750306916
It is a little weird yes...
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
Gonna pway dis in my mawio jammies wike a big boy
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Anonymous
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>>750306736
>Can you just not give them screens period
But how will they sleep without their bedtime stories?
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Anonymous
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>>750307013
i just think they'd be good and cute parents...
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Anonymous
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>>750306839
I'm having a blast!
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>>750307242
>holding it sideways
>backwards hat
>Diddy
How did they get away with it?
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Anonymous
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Game Over Dixie
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Anonymous
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did you mean to post this thread last year?
>omg guys... its le real
yeah, we know. we all saw this and discussed it 100 times when it happened
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Anonymous
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>>750307545
Invasive normalfags have to repost what they say everyday or it's like it never happened
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Anonymous
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>>750306839
>ick on the eck
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Anonymous
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>>750306913
>scream
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Anonymous
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Peach version's better.
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Anonymous
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>>750307545
>>750307645
To be fair I browse this board maybe once a month and I wouldn't have found out about this nintendie embarrassment if it weren't for this thread
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Anonymous
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>>750306979
because they are black
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Anonymous
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>>750311564
To be fair you need to have a high IQ. Wabadadubdub
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Anonymous
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>>750307160
I feel bad for kids who grew up in the app store age, the games they grew up with are just gone forever. At best there might be some blurry gameplay footage still available on youtube
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
>calls anything made by nintendo toddlershit
>also desperately wants to emulate their games to play
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Anonymous
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>>750306913
>its just a cult just wear the robes
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Anonymous
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>>750315438
Humans are social creatures
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
Why are they like this?
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Anonymous
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>>750313270
All I want is the new Kirby game
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A Literal Infant
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>>750304390
>>750304727
Da da na ba na? Au. Abba ba abb gek. Uua nanana pffffbt. Hek. Oo oo. Habbabanab
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Anonymous
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>>750316103
Well that explains a lot.
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Anonymous
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>>750304727
OHNONONONOAHHHHHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
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>>750316103
What now, snoys?
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Snoysisters...
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Anonymous
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>>750307242
Pussy so puffy
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Anonymous
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>>750304727
Tendies FUCK
so they have to groom their children to force down Mario and Pokémon on them, so they can grow up to give Nintendo their monthly paychecks
it'll make it easier in the future to connect to other people through Nintendo characters and producing so they can pair up again to produce more children that will love Nintendo because then those kids will also bond with each other through Nintendo characters
it's a perfect circle of life
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>>750316103
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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>>750304390
Sorry, I don't care about this. I've been playing a REAL man's game.
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Anonymous
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>>750304390
OH SHIT! Where did he go after putting his hands near his eyes?
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