Here's you are romance option bro
>>750312715If she's got a bush and hairy pits (historically accurate) then she's perfect
And that's a good thing!
>>750312715Still your best option to get your dick wet. Gives you her virginity, no strings attached.
>>750313092nigga she's 40
>>750313240>40 yo virginthat's movie material right there
>>750313240And a virgin, unlike the other two. Nothing wrong with banging your unusually youthful high-school teacher. It's not like you'll settle down.
>>750313315lol, completely unrealistic
>>750312715kek the color scheme is similar too
>>750312715Sex with hags
>>750313240Nigga she literally looks 25. I don't know what the fuck her routine is, but it works.Also you can make her get cleansed by the fountain of youth before fucking her, which must take a few years off her old pussy.
>>750313418
>>750313501>Nigga she literally looks 25Ask me how I know you're british
>>750313662How did you know, nigga?
>>750312715Cool she's pretty
>>750313846bro what
>>750313662Still waiting for your answer, my nigga.
>>750312715Here's you are romance option bro
>>750312715>Here's you are romancei hate how this place became normy central and attracting fucking third worlders !!!!!!!!!!
>>750316773This
>>750312715>romanceyou fuck her once and then she friendzones you lacra is the true romance
>>750312715>wah wah I'm a merchant's daughter turned nun a serf with lung cancer lives a better life than me because he has a penisHard pass. I have given her the magic blood potion, but that's about it.
>>750313240So am I
>>750316861>she friendzones youMore like you just run away at the end. Really, Coen is the ultimate pump and dumper.
>>750316861>lacraMate she is a widow and your grandfather's ex.
yeah thanks bro but I don't engage with romance mechanics
>>750317116Unlikely. She's from Egypt and she only came to Romania to kill Brencis.
>>750316956>posting on 4chan above 25
>>750317161She was married to a 50 year old Muslim as a child, she even got pregnant. And though she doesn't outright admit to the lusting after Brencis' sire part it's also pretty obvious.
>>750317258So? It's not like that muslim or Brencis are your grandpa.
>>750317183
>>750317316Pseudo-vrakhiri grandpa. Asshole moans her name every time I talk to her, I honestly regret taking him in.But on the bright side she probably never fucked Brencis.
