HARRY POTTER! ARE YOU SHITPOSTING ON /V/ RIGHT NOW?! -10 000 000 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
>Dumbledore said calmly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8AQD6XMZ8
malfoid thread
I hate niggers~
>>750313946impregnate evil chicks
>>750313946they are 15 during the prom scene
>>750314073women are about as mature as they get at 15
>off-topic spam is okay if it's something the janitor personally likes or is doing himselfmany such cases
>>750313741>however, given that you were being good sports about it, 10,000,005 points have also been awarded to gryffindor
Potter you are being terribly insensitive. Are you aware over ten trillion Slytherins were killed during the great Horrorcaust? At Griffindor hands no less.This means I can do whatever I want to you and you can't say no.
>>750314073peak
>>750314106My sister was flat as a board when she was 15, now she has huge tits at 22
>>750314305i mean mentally
Dumbledore abusing Dobby is the best part of the Malfoid trend
>>750314305show proof
>>750313946Do these get banned now? Weird how it just evaporated after a few days.
>>75031407314 actually
>>750313946You know what? I like wholesome stuff, give me your best vidyas with wholesome stories.
>>750313741> However it's tough to argue with your friends, its even tougher to argue with a schizo.>For putting the Snoys in their place, I'm awarding 5 additional points to Gryffindor.
>>750313946Indeed.
>>750314039Based.
>>750313741>not punishing Hufflepuff insteadThat's not Dumbledore
>>750313741
>>750315279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEEODPSDEi8
>>750314178The horrorcast isn't real and if it did happen your ancestors deaerved it malfoy
>>750314289Nobody wants you, neither are they whining about not being able to get people like you on their dick.
>>750314790>wholesome>"foid"
>>750314659It does if you do your part
>>750314039,he said as he stretched his legs.
>>750315419only actual foids and troons care about this
>>750315371The thing with goblins is that their intentions are obvious. The elves, on the other hand...
>>750314659fads don't last long
>>750315527Its been going on for a month.
>>750315489Should have dumbledore tied to a nuclear missile.
>>750315489What other subplot is popular enough? FemSnape that miss Thiago? Voldemort shipper?
>>750315573t.elf
>>750315623No, I mean to imitate the wolverine nuke meme. Dobby can be what the missile is aimed at.
>>750315589>What other subplot is popular enough?McGonagall's exploits in Vietnam, East Germany, and the Persian Guilf.
>>750313741>>750313946I haven't read Harry Potter beyond the 4th book, since I was 10. Nor have I watched the movies. Should I read it?
>>750315647Sounds good.
>>750314073Out of ten!
>>750314073A bit on the old side, but still acceptable.
>>750315489I don't even know how the Dumbledore doppy subplot relate to the malfoid shipping.
What VIDEO GAME
I don't particularly care for Malfoid at all honestly. But the Dumbledore and Dobby shit is hilarious.
>HARRYYYYYYT POOOOTTEEER! Did you cum inside Malfoy!??>"Dumbledore says calmly">-1000000000000 points to Slytherin!
PSA frenshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792912870347624.mp4
Why is Dumbledore abusing do by now?
>>750314124YepBut you dare talk about certain VIDEO GAMES on the VIDEO GAME board and it's a banMake it make sense
>>750316054Because Dobby won't stay on topic and talk about VIDEO GAMES on the VIDEO GAME board
>>750315994This doesn't look like VIDEO GAMES
>>750315982How does this relate to VIDEO GAMES
FUCK YOU, DOBBY IS FREE
>>750316178harry potter has multiple videogames
>>750315694It's not very good (and also not as awful as some people make it out to be), but if you read it when you were ten you might enjoy it just out of nostalgia. They're very much children's books, and Rowling isn't the most creative author. The setting does a ton of heavy lifting, it's very easy for a child to read the books and imagine what it would be like for them to be at Hogwarts as a wizard. I think that's why the Hogwarts Legacy game did as well as it did despite the attempts to boycott it, it's such an effective premise when you add character creation
>>750316236True, but you don't seem to be talking abour any Harry Potter VIDEO GAMES in this thread.
>>750316305harry potter is in harry potter videogames
>>750316201To talk about VIDEO GAMES!
>>750313946>turning malfoid into a paid escortkys
>>750316330Adolf Hitler is in VIDEO GAMES too but talking about him is still off topic on /v/Why not talk about Harry Potter VIDEO GAMES instead of dumb Twitter garbage?
>>750316337NO! DOBBY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!
>>750316390talking about sniper elite is not off topic oebeit
>>750316737Yeah but you're not talking about that game, you're usually talking about /pol/ bullshit.
>>750314659The threads slowed down after about three weeks and peaked (with absurd shit like 900 posts per thread) at around two weeks. It had to slow down, there's only so much you can talk about
>>750317002It probably would have lasted longer if it was actually about VIDEO GAMES
>>750317045Maybe
>>750314039>SEND DEAN THOMAS TO AZKABAN FOR FLIRTING WITH GINNY WEASLEY!!!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792915214507023.mp4
>>750314305Can you post her when she was 15?
>>750314073>there are no 15 year old whores and sluts
>>750317098flick the fivehead
>>750317098A thousand forehead smooches
>>750315994I'm YEARNING for Pansy right now
Here take my fucking sock that I’ve worn all week and is super sweaty
>>750315920Justice for my man dobby
>>750315650where does Hellfire McGonagall come from?>>750315710Dumbledore can't aim for shit, someone give him a bazooka
