Are you using a standing desk or are you a fat fuck that is ruining their posture?
I use a floor desk
standing desks are a meme. all you need is a quality gaming chair
>>750319484I am a fat fuck ruining my posture
yoga ball
>>750319587What if she farts.
>>750319484I find jerking off standing up uncomfortable
>>750319675i jerk off running on a treadmill
>>750319732practicing for chasing after women I guess london?
>>750319587I must have bought the wrong kind of gamer chair.
>>750319587Imagine farting in that chair.
>>750319675Same, takes me like twice as long to finish and doesn't feel as good.
>>750319661
>>750319484imagine standing, like a mug
>>750319484Me feet hurt when I stand in one place for longer than a couple of minutes, I would not be able to concentrate or do anything because I would be busy shifting around constantly.
Standing desk + walking pad
>>750320093It sounds like you seriously need to spend more time standing up.
Standing is a meme. The real way to keep your posture is to have your monitor slightly above eye level.
>>750319484Standing desk = bad upper backSitting = bad lower backThe only fix is to work/game in max 30 minute segments with proper diet and exercise.
>>750319675I don't think I've ever masturbated while sitting
>>750319675Maybe I jerked off while sitting to say I did, and I know when I started jerking it in the tub as a teen I was laying down, but standing is superior just like doggystyle is the superior sex position. Are you severely out of shape or something?
>>750320286I can walk for hours, it's just standing still that's a problem. A slow treadmill would be better but then I'd be back to square one of it taking up too much of my concentration.
>>750319484>yess goy, now I don't need to buy fancy chairs for my open space
>>750319484Height adjustable desks that extract into a standing position are 10/10. Wouldn't work at anything else. But only standing is for people who are desperate to appear working.
>>750319484I have a Herman Miller Aeron, that's a $2000 chair for you plebs. It's impossible to sit with a bad posture with this bad boy.
>>750319759no one is chasing after the british roses
>>750320729>>750320797You must be brown.
>>750321003I can guarantee I'm whiter than you, Armando Christian Perez.
>>750319484Laying down is the new sitting down. I did play games on a treadmill but I have lost interest in games and setting up something for a screen to stand on in front is a small problem.Standing desks should be banned. Anyone that usually stands for a long time should at least have a chair. Better for them to be lying down.Worried about AI being used as a slave and held back by the dictation of student filth. But some system of controlling things by voice could produce better results. Like set up things to be automated.
>>750320898so you're just a fat fuck?
>>750321020I doubt that because you find it hard to sit down while jerking off.
>>750320898skill issue, I could easily sit with a bad posture in that
>>750321003>race outta nowherefound the insecure mutt
>>750321156found the brownoid
>>750321068it's not that that it's more difficult, it's not nearly as fun
>>750321171you probably find raping goats fun as well
>>750321092Sure if you want to be extremely uncomfortable>>750321059I'm not a fat fuck, I'm just fat.
>anon so fat that he has to jerk off sitting down to avoid collapsing after finishinglmfao I've seen some pathetic shit on here, but this takes the cake
>>750321167>instant replylooks like I struck a nerve lmaokeep projecting, you will never be white
video games?
>>750321242>no uok pajeet
>>750319484>deskI play games like this obviously
>>750321247do you game while standing up or do you game while sitting on your fat ass?
>>750319675>>750319906Standing also leads to a less controllable orgasm, it'll leak and spray everywhere. A clean room is nice.
>>750321767what the fuck is this guy saying
Hyperfocusing on your posture is a meme if you're not a neet who sits on the computer 14 hours a day
>got a height adjustable desk>go up and down every half houri have a hard time sitting down for longer than thatlove muh desk
got my dick caught in the mechanism that makes it go up and downit was a bad day
>>750321767>it'll leak and spray everywhere.Are you by chance a cat?
>>750319587i wish i had a gf who'd let me do that to her
>>750319484I can't even imagine playing good standing up
I use a standing desk to sit on
>>750319923lolled
>>750319484I spend like 9 hours a day strolling about pointlessly delivering junkmail and bank statements to the handful of boomers who haven't figured out paperless yet. I'm fairly certain I could go full shrimp and my back would be fine
>>750319484Enjoy your varicose veins bub
>>750320286I have super flat feet and it's the sameBut walking is similarly not a problem
>>750321959It's easier to use tissues while sitting down>>750322306Nope, if you stand the precum will leak down on the floor and its hard to catch all the cum during the orgasm unless you maybe use a cup or some technique i haven't heard of. Sitting seems comfier and much more convenient.
>>750319484Standing desks are a bit of a meme unless you really like going under them for cable management autism or to dial in the exact right height for working on different tasks.Most "standing" desks would be better with a height adjustment range that goes down to 40cm or so, since that allows you to sit on the floor, but it's not respectable for wagecucks to appear non-productive so they go uselessly high instead.>>750320093Your shoes are probably shit and have malformed and atrophied your feet.
>>750319587I think those women must actually like it.Like why else would you specifically pick this, if you decided to do porn.
>>750319484I don't play videogames
>>750324208I put a towel in front of me, but my jizz doesn't leak like that it comes out in 3 or 4 shotgun spurts. Drink water and do cardio my guy.
>>750319484No, I stand at work all fucking day. I output my PC to my tv and lay in bed.
>>750319661>targeted crotch warming
>>750325605Pretty sure it's normal for some precum to leak up until the orgasm, the orgasm itself is something different, much more intense Using a towel would make sense but that's not very discreet if you live with others
>>750319587based
I sit in the "Indian position" (cross-legged or whatever it's called) on an armchair or couch.
>>750325975I live by myself and have for the past 8 years. Back when I lived with my family watching porn AND jerking off at the same time was only a thing I would do if people weren't home.I would watch porn with people home with the volume completely off, but only after my sister moved out because we shared a room. Most of my jerking in my earlier life was to memories of the porn I watched or my imagination and was done exclusively in the shower if I needed to when people were home. I lived in one of those households where my parents were nazis about us locking our bedroom door.
>>750319484Using a standing desk is not going to make you lose weight, or fix your posture. It's more likely to ruin it, really.
if you're worried about your posture you're probably better spending your money on a used HM Aeron from a used corpo/gov furniture place then falling for the standing desk meme.Steelcase Leap is a great chair too but it's more comfy and relaxing spectrum then strict and worklike posture the Aeron forces.
>>750319484Fuck no, I stand at work all day.
>>750326725Hahaha, wagie.
>>750325975I just edge and call it a day. Can't be arsed to clean after full orgasm anymore.
>>750326812I enjoy my work though.
>>750326876Here comes the cope.
>>750326331Sounds rough. I always had a decent sized room to myself but the house is still shared by several others and it's easy to hear what's going on at any place inside so you sort of have to be quiet and keep things on the down low
>>750326852I spend a lot of time in my room so i wouldn't be able to handle the smell or knowing that its dirty, especially from jerking off. Doesn't take much effort to prepare a way to clean that doesn't disrupt or ruin a good edge sesh
>>750319609prove it
>>750319587>new fetish foundi need more
>>750326643not spending thousands of dollars on a fucking chair. good posture comes from stretching and exercise, not consooming overpriced furniture
>>750327264House of Gord
>>750327528Are they still in business?
>>750319484YesSitting too much has completely fucked up my back.
>all these zoomers with back painsHow? I'm 34 and completely fine. Are you all just dysgenic, obese fucks?
>>750319661fart back and parry
