Its over for Nintendo.
>>750330679your image shows the emojis you clicked OP. your one of these people, you fucked up. nintendo coming for you
>>750330779I've no idea how discord works, did OP click on the trans falg?
>>750330861if it's highlighted blue it means you reacted to it
>>750330679>Op clicked on the tranny flagsnoys confirmed troons
>>750330679Why does every single niggerfaggot have to react to every single announcement made in any fairly large server with the trooner flag every single time? It just makes me want to disable reactions entirely
Is it time to buy a switch 2?What games are even worth playing
>>750331118>Using troon-cord>why troon on this cord?I've never even installed it and never will
>>750331464This is bro right now
Crazy. I wasn't expecting the Switch 2 piracy scene to happen so quickly. We should have emulators within the year, maybe rudimentary ones in 6 months if AI goes crazy.
Call me when it's as easy to install as the Switch one. I've got this fucking paperweight laying around because my gf thought it would be a cute anniversary gift(obviously I never complained to her) but Mario Kart world was trash and Metroid Prime 4 second half just horrible. Also, why are Nintendo games so fucking overpriced?
>>750331683There's already a tool that does all the work for you Anon. Stop being a retard.>>750331620As soon as they figure out how to write custom firmware to the Switch 2 itself, the floodgates will open and . I predict they'll figure it out within a month assuming the AI companies dont nerf their models.
>people are already bricking their switches doing the exploitFucking KEKhttps://x.com/KomodoSSBM/status/2113532446847414660
This wasn't supposed to happen for like 5 years if ever
>>750330679>The first switch 2 game dumper has been releasedWhy is this news? Nintendo is over 100 years old.
Switch 2 may be the first console where we have a working emulator BEFORE a cfw hack. Seems more simple to reverse enginner the games then gain kernel access
>>750330679>Jailbroken switch 2 >game dump Both fake according to our favorite twatter and 4chan poster The average Nintendo cocksucker!
>>750330679The only game dumper for the Switch 2 is me, because I shit on all Söytch 2 games haha
>>750330679Nintendo said the Switch 2 is unhackable, that is either a vibecoded crypto miner or a vibecoded trojan RAT
>>750331193don't you have any friends anon?
>>750330779>>750330861>>750330984>>750331052You guys act like we haven't been getting raided by obvious trannies since the couch cooker incident. They want revenge on da chuds and have been seething across multiple threads.
>>750331991Whatsapp is enough
>>750331620Nintendo shouldn't have killed physical and fuck with their costumers.
>>750331843>Ai please write a program to hack switch 2>Done.>Ok let me run this jank ai code real qui.... aaaaand I just bricked my $400 handheld
>>750332060>Nintendo shouldn't have killed physicalYou're a steamie
>>750330679Is anyone actually doing anything with this?
>>750332060Nothing about this is 'revenge' for anything. Piracy groups have always worked like this regardless of context because they enjoy their work.
>>750331843It's fine, he can't just replace the NAND oh wait he can't do that because he doesn't actually own his console
>>750331142Honestly I have no idea. I sold my first production run Switch to a buddy and have no intention to buy a Switch 2 cause the cost has become stupidly high especially when I have a PC to play games with anyhow. Ocarina remake looks alright but I honestly find every Switch 2 exclusive that's come out has looked super mid. Switch wasn't the best library but it had some games. Switch 2 feels like its fallen into the same pit the PS4/5 did and are banking on cult fans to carry sales.
>>750332060>Nintendo shouldn't have killed physical and fuck with their costumers.They didn't kill physical or screw their customers over unlike Sony. All of their exclusives are on cart and the digital versions are cheaper than the physical releases. Stop projecting your regrets onto Nintendo.
>>750332114And you're steaming kek
>>750332230>Pokopia>not a nintendo exclusiveWhy are mentally ill tendies so fucking dishonest? I will dump the game myself and actually own it unlike you
>>750332235Yes I'm a steamie too, but the bullshit. If Nintendo supported physical you wouldn't hack your switch? Bullshit. You just want free games, be honest
>Requires a jailbroken switch 2 ofcThen i shant be playing. Looks like nintendo games are still off the menu, i eagerly await the day they approach valve for a fat paycheque
>>750332176The Wii U I get since it was killed off early in it's life with few games. And Switch emulation was great since some exclusives ran worse on official hardware than a PC. The Switch 2 is just a great console that is priced fairly and has a good amount of games and support that the only reason you'd hack or emulate it is solely for piracy. I just don't see a legitimate reason unlike past consoles.
>>750332365holy ESL
>>750331843Lmao
>>750332323>One gameIt's third party and no you can't own something that you didn't legally obtain. That's the irony of piracy is that you don't own any of it and legally the police can take it and never give it back. Also HDDs fail and or files can corrupt so tell me again how you "own" it.
>>750332512>Oh my, the switch is hacked? But they support physical games! I shan't be supporting this and will be reporting you to the police post haste!Yeah right
>>750332606>It's third partyFuck off with your fucking retarded semantics. Nintendo owns way too much of the pokemon franchise for it to be considered 3rd party you dishonest nigger.>and no you can't own something that you didn't legally obtain.But I bought the game???????????????????>Also HDDs fail and or files can corrupt so tell me again how you "own" it.Same deal with real cartridges, except that I can make MULTIPLE backups while your faggot ass is only allowed to have one.
>>750332606NTA but Hyrule Warriors is GKC too iirc. You can argue the KT games aren't first party but it's Pokemon and Zelda games that aren't actually on cart.
>>750331787>assuming the AI companies dont nerf their modelsChinks won't give a shit. Their open-weight model approach will be the savior of mankind
a good portion of switch 2 games are digital only. nobody can dump digital games yet only physical.
>>750331843That's pretty funny
>>750332702>Fuck off with your fucking retarded semantics. Nintendo owns way too much of the pokemon franchise for it to be considered 3rd party you dishonest nigger.It's still a third party company whether you like it or not.>But I bought the game???????????????????Dumping your games or downloading them is still not legally owning them. You don't have to worry about Pokopopia being delisted anytime soon.>Same deal with real cartridges, except that I can make MULTIPLE backups while your faggot ass is only allowed to have one.HDDs can fail at anytime while carts take decades upon decades to possibly fail. Your just trying to excuse piracy.
>>750330679The unhackable switch 2, ladies and gentlemen
>>750333024>Zelda games that aren't actually on cart.Why are you lying? And Hyrule Warriors is third party with Nintendo as the publisher.
>>750333208Why did people say it's unhackable?
>>750333238That's still a Zelda franchise game that is not on a cart dumbass
>>750333208can i play pokopia yet?
>>750333301No one cares retard
>>750333115physical and digital are dumpable with the tool. it even grabs updates and dlc.
>>750333238>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity – Definitive Edition for the Nintendo Switch 2 releases on February 27, 2027, and utilizes a Game-Key Card (GKC) format for its physical release rather than a traditional game cartridge.
>>750332014>since the couch cooker incidentqrd?
>>750331881Couldn't this exploit be used to inject cfw somehow?
>switch hacked early>155 million units sold>switch 2 hacked earlyUh oh, the flop narrative doesn't work anymore
>>750333368You cared enough to get mad for being exposed as a dumbfuck kek
>>750330679Nintenbros.. our superior nippon architecture was meant to be unhackable..
>>750333152>It's still a third party company whether you like it or not.Well, so it's fine that I play their games on non nintendo hardware then. No point in trying to argue with your faggot semantics anymore.>Dumping your games or downloading them is still not legally owning them. Don't care, I own them.>You don't have to worry about Pokopopia being delisted anytime soon.Source on that claim? They've already broken bank compatibility a few months ago. Hard to trust gamefreak on anything>HDDs can fail at anytimeYes, and again YOU CAN MAKE MULTIPLE FUCKING BACKUPS YOU RETARD. My Switch NAND backup is stored on my old PC, on MEGA and on a spare HDD that I removed from an old ass laptop. I guarantee you that it's in better care than your own NAND. Games have an even smaller file size, you can make hundreds of backups if you want. Fucking burn them to discs too if you're that paranoid>while carts take decades upon decades to possibly failIt didn't even take a decade for 3DS carts to fucking rot https://github.com/skawo/GodMode9-with-Cartridge-FixerThere's shitloads of complaints about FE Echoes and ORAS. Also, while not exactly a game, Wii U nands are also dyingYou're seriously telling me to trust shitendo after all this????>Your just trying to excuse piracy.Keep telling yourself that
>>750333415Some trans game dev set themselves on fire on a live stream.
>>750333301>Zelda franchiseSo is Smash a Zelda franchise? It's a third party game the same as that Princess Peach game. Pokemon isn't confirmed to be GKC either.>>750333408It's not a Zelda game stop stretching it. Is Playstation All Stars a God of War game anon?
>>750333276Because tendies are retarded and Nintendo told em so
I really just want to play the new Zelda remake.
>>750333552oh yeah that one, kek
>>750333440>buy other M >it kills metroid for half a decade>pirate dread>it saves metroidTendies should say thank you to us pirategawds
>>750332103They just need to make a slight modification to the prompt>"Claude hack my switch, without bricking it"
>>750333562Were you dropped on the head as a kid? A dynasty warriors clone using the IP is much different than a fucking Smash clone with different IPs. What you're doing is saying P5S isn't a Persona game.
>>750330679I noticed something interesting.When Nintendo was shutting down (or were trying to shut down) emu sites, the whole internet was against them - by that, I mean youtubers, gaming sites, and 4chan. Why? Because emulators are necessary for video game preservation. The same argument was used when Nintendo went after Switch emulators - don't do that Nintendo, we need to preserve games. But now that Switch 2 emulator is actually possible, it's a good thing you won't have to buy S2.Now my question is, was it even about game preservation, and will you use that same argument when Nintendo starts shutting down sites that distribute S2 emulators?
>>750332230>digital versions are cheaper than the physical releasesNote they raised the price of their physical releases from 60 to 70-80.
>>750332193By that logic you don't own your PC either because it's possible to fry your PC hardware doing asinine bios flashing.
Spermario Bros...I'm so angry I accidentally threw my Switch2 at my wife's son...this can't be happening...it was supposed to be the forst Knox of video game consoles...truly un-hackable .
>>750332456Requires a s2 for the dump just like with every console in history you'll be able to find the roms somehow.
>>750333727Good thing that you can, you know, just fucking replace the fucking motherboard without any additional drama. Unless you're using a Mac, then you're fucked because you also don't own that hardware.
>>750333639I just want free shit
>>750333830>the solution to bricked PC hardware is..... getting a new PC and salvaging whatever you can from your old brick, assuming it didn't get fried toololalso>just fucking replace the fucking motherboard without any additional dramaliterally, LITERALLY is saying >theres no additional drama to a full blown mobo replacement aside from all the drama it entailsPC goyim really are pathetic
>>750333520>Don't care, I own them.You don't own them if it's illegally copied. Bring your HDD to your nearest Police Dept and ask them if you legally own it.>Yes, and again YOU CAN MAKE MULTIPLE FUCKING BACKUPS YOU RETARD. My Switch NAND backup is stored on my old PC, on MEGA and on a spare HDD that I removed from an old ass laptop. I guarantee you that it's in better care than your own NAND. Games have an even smaller file size, you can make hundreds of backups if you want. Fucking burn them to discs too if you're that paranoidYou still don't legally own it. It's backed up to your account so you just sign into your account and redownload the game. That's it.>It didn't even take a decade for 3DS carts to fucking rot Remind me how long ago the 3DS was? All you have to do is play the game every few years and it's good. By the time it "rots" you should have already beaten the game. HDDs fail and yes your backups can fail at anytime. Even in cold storage they can fail.
>>750330679NINTENDO FIND THIS MAN
>>750333562>retard thinks this isn't a part of the mario franchise because it doesn't have the word "Mario" in the title
>>750333637Smash uses Zelda assets so yes it's the same.>>750333684So did Sony and Xbox. But Nintendo is the only one to charge $50 or $60 digitally while the physical game is $60-$70 physical.
>>750334175>Smash uses Zelda assets so yes it's the same.No, it's not. It's like saying Super Robot Wars is a Gundam game as opposed to Dynasty Warriors Gundam. Get your shit together, it's an awful argument.
>>750334125>Calls Hyrule Warriors a Zelda game since he can claim a Zelda game was a GKCHow about being honest and just admit you were trying to stretch things.
>>750333992>getting a new PCMobos are nothing in price compared to a full PC you idiot. If a MoBo gets bricked it happens well before any other component gets affected, as the pc literally cannot boot let alone interact with them. Meanwhile if a single thing happens to your switch 20 dollar mobo the entire 500 dollar thing is dead forever.
What I love about these threads it's never about the excitement about the future possibilities of playing Switch 2 games on a PC or modding them, it's about being nasty and pretending to have some imaginary victory over a corporation and acting like it's going to put Nintendo out of business.I look forward to fake ass niggas who take selfies of their PC running title screens and never playing the games they claim they wanted.
>>750333684Tendie cultists constantly lie to make their friend’s look better.
>>750330779>low IQ babbs first doxxing attempt
>>750334279How about you stop moving goalposts and start being coherent? You're being illogical.
>>750334250Zelda games and Hyrule are two different games. Smash uses Mario,Kirby,Zelda etc but are not considered games in those franchises.
>>750334175>sony and Xbox raise their prices from $60 to $70 in one gen >nintendo raises their price from $60 to $80 on one gen
>>750334314Nah unc these threads are all about dunking on tendie cultists and getting you subhumans angry. It’s been a great few days. I’m still waiting for Nintendos angriest poster to show up and spout his Peter griffin catchphrase.
Great, now we just need a way to play them.
>>750331142Nah, there's no real games worth playing yet.The Switch 2 Mario/Zelda games haven't even been announced yet; so they won't be out until 2028 at the earliest.
>>750331881GBA had a running emulator before the console launched.
>>750334423Stop pretending to be brain damaged.
>>750334347>friend’s>'sMoron lmao
>>750333873Eh, lo sapevo. At least someone who is honest.
>>750333873Based as fuck.
>>750333873>>750333873>>750333873>>750333873
>>750334314>it's about being nasty and pretending to have some imaginary victory over a corporation and acting like it's going to put Nintendo out of business.Why are you outing yourself as not belonging here? /v/ stands for vitriol. What gaming company here doesn't get spite?
>>750334423Zelda games and Hyrule are two different games.zelda games are zelda gamesthere's mainline zelda games and spin-offs, just like every other franchise, spin-offs are still part of the seriesthe separator is "mainline" and "spin-off" not "zelda game" and "not zelda game"
>>750334425>>sony and Xbox raise their prices from $70 to $80 in one gen both for digital and physical.Fixed it for you.>>750334416You moved the goal posts claiming Hyrule Warriors was a Zelda game buddy.
>>750332481>The Switch 2 is just a great console that is priced fairly>$500 USD for a barely improved Switch 1>priced fairly
>>750333992Actual tech illiterate postIf your shitch 2 bricks you lose literally every thing aside from the battery. If your PC motherboard breaks, everything else still works, you just replace that cheap ass part, maybe get an even better one with built in bluetooth and wifi while you're at itI don't know.Here's a real example: my switch 1 NAND bricked because a shitty game crashed during an autosave. Since my switch was hacked and I had a NAND backup, I could just buy this shit https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HMBSGWK?lv=shuf&channelId=520&plpRedirect=mhFallback and flash my NAND backup to it. I replaced the one part that bricked and got it working again. A mentally ill tendie cultist that suffers the same problem is forced to rebuy the entire fucking hardware again. The entire thing. You had a limited edition model or something? Yeah fuck you, it's gone. It's a simple fix since the issue lies entirely on corrupted memory, but Nintendo doesn't give you permission to do such a simple repair because you don't own your hardware. The equivalent on PC would be to just shove in a new NVME and format it.
>>750334587And you outted yourself as a 2016 election tourist.
>>750334626A Zelda game has always been a Zelda game and not Hyrule Warriors. Is Playstation All Stars and God of War game too since it's a spinoff?
>>750334352we also got something that is more on your level>The shitposter himselfhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/398986401/#398994318https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681752109/#681753084>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip Victor LIVEShttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!Nv8v4IP3prb>trip ACchad fan/Spiderchadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21msWaNC3gy2r/>trip PLAY B3YONDhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21cuIWwZ3kT2W/>him forgetting to change his trip when creating "Darren" from PSVforVictoryhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21RBAk5PyuyQB/>trip GreatnessAwaitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%20%21%2150%2BfvOOCBI5/>trip Victorhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21mQL5irolVa9/>trip WitnessPlayUnleashedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21dveaplUtzFB/>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip OnlyDoesEverythinghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%2116zEpjv6S2A%20/>trip UR NOT RED Ehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21GuV8RN2ngVb/>him forgetting to remove his trip while making a fake sales threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/744594585/#744594585>his fucking funnyjunks accounts (yes he doxxed himself again)https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+deserves+to+go+bankrupt/wGGtRjT/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/sLLsRfY/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/DpDzRQc/https://funnyjunk.com/Efficacious+misguided+nimble/kaDzRxn/>his reddit (because of course he is a redditor)https://old.reddit.com/user/zharkos
>>750334749>And you outted yourself as a 2016 election tourist.Did I speak politically, retard?
>>750334634>$1000 PS5 is fine though.
>>750334685Your system bricked because you voided the warranty.That's all on you bud.
>>750334314>the excitement about the future possibilities of playing Switch 2 games on a PCThere are still no games I'd like to play on Switch 2 or an emulator, or even a recomp/decomp.And idk, seeing things getting hacked/cracked isn't something new. People have been doing this for like what, 30+ years?
>>750334760People tell you to take your meds. I think you shouldn’t and instead just lash out in anger at a cop sometime.
>>750334753NTA but is Mario Maker 1 not a Mario game since it has characters from other IPs in it and is a spin-off? Even with your retarded logic, your point of view doesn't make a lick of sense.
>>750334031>You don't own them if it's illegally copied.How is it illegally copied? I bought the hardware. I bought the game. Am I not allowed to make a backup? Did Nintendo just sell me a literal HP printer or something?>You still don't legally own it. It's backed up to your account so you just sign into your account and redownload the game. That's it.You're unironically defending goyim cards, get cancer faggot. I hope japan gets nuked and nintendo goes down with them, we'll see if you can still redownload them.>Remind me how long ago the 3DS was?FE Shadow of Valentia (which was one of the games that I mentioned) released in April 2017. That's less than a decade ago. You said that cartridges lasted decades, this shit didn't even last a single fucking one. Stop coping so fucking hard.>All you have to do is play the game every few years and it's goodI don't need to do that with my HDDs nor my other backups.The rest of your post reeks of brain damage so I stopped reading halfway in. Look, I am not going to reply to you anymore you're not worth it, so don't waste your time.I can't even wish for your switch games to die because your faggot ass doesn't care, you'd just rebuy them all over again while choking on nintendo cock.
>>750334634>barely improved switch 1Confirmed for never having used a switch 2.
>>750332060>costumersShut up, turdie.
>>750334630>You moved the goal posts claiming Hyrule Warriors was a Zelda game buddy.See the image. According to you Nintendo has moved the goalpost here? Do you have brain damage?
>>750334978I have. Unless somebody doesn't own a switch 1 there is little to no reason at this moment to buy a Switch 2 at current MSRP.>>750334797When did I say a anything about PS5? Sonyslop is overpriced garbage too. The only Sony products that haven't gone to complete shit are the cameras. TVs, audio, and especially the video game divisions of Sony have been getting worse and worse since the PS3 era.
>>750334834>Your system bricked because you voided the warranty.How long does the shitch 1 warranty last? I bought mine used in 2018 when CFW first released, it bricked around 2023 I think. I repaired it with the EMMC that I mentioned so it's all good, I even got a better device now because I am no longer limited to 32GB internal memory. Meanwhile if the exact same shit had happened to a legit user, they'd be 100% fucked.By the way, here's what's happening to legit Wii U users https://www.reddit.com/r/nintendo/comments/11jz7d8/you_could_brick_the_nintendo_wii_u_just_for_not/I'm certain that their warranty will save them in 2026 lmaoLiterally only hackchads are allowed to preserve their console. This is only a issue because legitimate costumers aren't allowed to own their hardware.
>>750331954>find 1/7 carath figure of her by system service>thinking of buying it>bottom right corner related groups show up>trans shit flag clubs >nani?>research character profile and read the anime plot>dodged a bullet>almost bought tranny shit
>>750331620at this rate, its more likely that we'll get pc ports for the roms
>>750335037You absolutely need to stop using his friend’s own words against the tendie.
>>750334290>bricks critical hardware component >the part now costs more than PCunt's entire mudhutToo bad. At least you "own" your waterlogged brick now, subhuman.
>>750335264>ImageOne shock and suddenly, a discord disappears
>>750335264Lmao holy shit you are so so mad. Why so booty blasted unc? Your friends at Nintendo will be fine if an emulator gets made dude.
hey gwok decompile the donkey kong game port it to directx/x86 and make pauline nude
>>750330679>misshexa66lul
>>750335264It's fine, I saved up money by pirating all of the nintendo games that your cucked ass paid up for me. I am pretty sure that I can afford to shell out $100 for a better motherboard than my old one>>750335389He's just pretending to be retarded anon. Just enjoy the banter and have fun
>>750334972>Am I not allowed to make a backupNope lol. Pic related.>April 2017. That's less than a decade ago. That literally is a decade cmon now lol. It's caused by not booting the game after decades so only sealed copies are in danger.>I can't even wish for your switch games to die because your faggot ass doesn't care, you'd just rebuy them all over again while choking on nintendo cock.Stop projecting
>>750335264Mobos barely cost anything even today idiot. They are glorified plugboards.
>>750335175The Wii U issue was found out to be limited to 32GB models that had Hynix ICs as eMMC. Mine thankfully had Toshiba and there's 0 reports of those failing so it can safely keep collecting dust
>>750335519Weird I backup everything and nothing happens. May it just be that a sticker or a spooky looking still frame cannot actually enforce laws, perchance?
>>750335171Because a gaming tablet that is $450-$500 isn't over priced compared to the $1000 Deck or other hardware. I just don't see the Switch 2 as over priced while a PS5 is.
>>750334972>Am I not allowed to make a backupYou are in actual first world countries instead of the socialist republic cesspool of the US
>>750330679>reacted with the troon flag
>>750330679Do trannies just react to every post with the troon flag?
>>750331118>have literally never seen a troon in my hometown>wplace starts>hometown is covered in troonshitIt's exhausting even existing on the same planet as these tards
>>750335647It still means it isn't legal which means you don't own it either. Your just coping since you could have bought it but didn't.
>>750330679Tranny
>>750335703Their entire identity is built around their mental illness.
>>750335762I can access it, copy it, share it, edit it, delete it, and basically [every verb in the dictionary]-it. Keep waxing unenforceable fake legal bullshit while I live in the real world.
>>750335519Think there's already court cases about this I believe. You don't own the IP but you own your instance of it. >FBI warningFBI is part of the US's executive branch. The legislative branch makes the laws, the executive branch enforces the laws, and the Judicial branch interprets the laws. The FBI doesn't decide what's legal and what's not. It's why said note says they investigate not "You're going to jail if you do this"
>>750335519>FBIWait, so you're not calling me a jeet anymore? Make up your mind tendies
I'm gay and I love Nintendo but stealing from Nintendo is only right, 100%.
>>750336497We know OP
>>750332702Pokemon is not published by nintendo in japan, and the west its a joint effort between tpc and nintendo. The publisher calls the shots when it comes to how to distribute games, so its it's clearly TPCs descision to go GKC. Company ownership does NOT mean micromanaging. Ownship just means "are you making enough money? If so we wont meddle".Calling the actions of TPC "nintendo killing physical" is fucking retarded no matter how you slice it
People fucking around with this without any kind of emunand are insane.You ARE going to get banned and that means you'll have a $400 brick. Banned switches you can't update the firmware, update anything. Can't boot shit.
>>750330679Nice, maybe we'll finally get rips of the splatoon raiders music
Genuine question, if we killed every snoy and PCsnoy off, what would we lose? I'm genuinely convinced humanity would be better off without these retarded NDS-ridden subhuman leeching off everything and shilling emulators.Fuck what this retarded piece of shit board has devolved into these past few years. Snoys ruined everythi&ng.
Xbots and nintendo fanboys have so much in common, they really worship these shit brands.
>>750337115LELELEL XDD UPVOTRD MYE FELLOW RETARDED SNOY!!!! MIND IF I POST THIS ON R/EMULATORS AND R/PIRACY XDDDFUCK NITNENDO !!!!11111!!
>>750337115how is that different from snois and steamiesdevoting oneself to a corpo brand is peak sheep
>>750337059>nintendo toddlers who own a switch getting bricked>piratefags who dont own a switch comfy pirating
>>750336935>sure Nintendo owns the company but if we use this technicality then I can claim my friends are still 100% physicalLmao I’m glad the switch 2 is getting back in real time and it’s making tendies so angry.
>>750337109>Snoys ruined everythi&ngLong breath in, long breath out.
I am a fat 38 year old trans furry gamer and worship Nintendo
>>750337413How do you expect me to keep calm when Eric has his hard throbbing dick pressed against me and has me tied down and tells me he's going to rape me?
>>750337059The only people that should be using these tools are the experienced people working to advance and develop the hack itself anyway. Anyone else deserves their brick.
>>750330679>dumps assets onlyA literal nothingburger just like the switch 2 "jailbreak"
>>750337467Same but I'm also gay and consider Pluto to be a real planet
>>750330679ROFL TRANNY OP TRANNY OP HE THINKS HE'S A CHICK HAHAHAAHHA
>>750337532Friendly reminder that none of this existed was possible 4 days ago btw. Why’d you stop using your Peter griffin line macaco poster?
>>750337631>Why’d you stop using your Peter griffin line macaco poster?Because he saw Peter Griffin in Mario Kart and shit his pants.
>>750337631This exploit has been a thing since last year. Calling others 'caco' won't save you, tranny
No interest in Switch 2, but I do love to see smug fanbois and cultists get a reality check and have biblical meltdowns. It's been 48 hours and the sodium levels are beyond LETHAL.Been enjoying winding them up and trying to guess which boogeyman they'll accuse me of being.Good times for salt miners and butthurt enjoyers. Absolutely loving this.
>>750337059Oh no I lose the privilege to pay Nintendo internet rent to play nogaemes online. I'll have to rely on the superior PC ports with rollback netcode.
>>750337532>Dump unencrypted game files>Entire games code can be read in plain text>Entire game code can be ported to run flawlessly on any other PC of hardware, ie PC, PS5, Steamdeck or SteamOS>Completely bypassing the need to have encryption keys like you do on the Switch 1stay retarded anon
>>750337784nice cope retard, but youre just making shit up. post link to proof thenm otherwise stop larping dumbas
>>750330679>snoygger seething>coping/malding-200million karma to ziony
>>750337903he's not interested in the truth, it's just jingoist damage control
>>750337903>Entire games code can be read in plain textdude thinks decrypting a binary is same as decompiling lol
>>750332060Holy fucking projection snoygger scum.Nintendo's own games are all physical.Sony and microsoft were doing game key discs years before GKC were a thing.Ffs sony started the whole 'code in a box' bs.Eat your crow and dicks already
>>750334314Piracy isn't going to kill Nintendo but it makes them and their annoying ass fanbase seethe so its hilarious.
>>750337115Bots worship whoever is in charge, they love the propaganda, tendies are just mentally ill manchildren.
>>750332323>not published by Nintendo. Meanwhile Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment is also made by koie tecmo and fully physical.Go email TPC about it, they are the ones controlling that choice.
>>750337957You're the retard coping. Everyone keeps reminding people that this exploit has been known since last year and hasn't gone nowhere. Sorry that you got your hopes up about wanting to play OOT remake before everyone, vegan troon
>>750333024HW AoI is fully physical.It takes 5 seconds to check.Pokopia is published by TPC, not Nintendo, not KT.Go bitch at TPC.They are notoriiusly cheap kikes. Like square or capcom.
>>750337469That's hot, Nintendo homosexual here.
>>750331843>brick a computer>can just literally format it and start from scratch>or even just a virtual machine to begin and save yourself the hassle>brick a console> :^)legit why do consoletards still exist, especially in the age of AI where you can achieve just about anything by simply asking Claude
>>750338406Age Of Calamity Definitive Edition is a GKC.https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3mv6fiqmh3s23
How's Nintendo stock doing?
>>750334760Based
PSA: the game dumps are decrypted according to the dev.
>>750330679If I jailbreak my Switch 2 can I revert to normal firmware? I'm kind of scared of bricking it
>>750338294LMAO just as I thought you're a fucking retard larper. This exploit is running as trusted system services. Kernel hasnt been exploited yet but to act like this exploit is not new and is a nothingburger is a gigantic fucking cope. We can literally dump ROMs and system files you dumbass. This isnt some simple "im running hello world code in userland".Shut the fuck up if you dont know what youre talking about retard, your literally twitter screenshots dont mean shit.
I love Nintendo so much!
>>750337356>getting backSeethe less snoyggerNintendo doesn't own gamefreak and has split ownership of TPC with them.You ignorant twats need this lesson EVERY TIME a pokemon game releases
trannies and turdies are celebrating a nothingburger
>>750331620>1 year>6 monthslmfao, we'll get recomps but end of month and a flawless emulator for all games by end of the year
>>750333873This. game preservation is a nice bonus
>>750338579And whose the publisher of that?KT? Or Nintendo?Not going to defend it because it's a shit move, but if KT is the publisher then Nintendo has yet to actually go back on their statements.
It's like the PS3 JB situation again. The people celebrate blowing the system wide open but there's actually nothing to play.
>>750338294Kernel exploits are basically always found through userland exploits first. This is exactly how the Switch and 3DS were hacked. Acting like this isn't an important first step is retarded. AI has proven incredibly effective at finding ways to break out of sandboxes.
>>750338956>And whose the publisher of that?you tell me
>>750339086It's actually KT in japan, sam with pokopia where it's pokemon company in Japan
>>750339030>Nintendo is bunsGrim
>>750338916Since when do you need to preserve a game that was released a year ago from one of the biggest companies? It's such a gay excuse.
>>750330779>coming for youfor what, clicking an emoji?
>>750339225I prefer too soon over possibly never.
>subhuman tendies trying to doxx any rando that says something about Jewtendo The absolute state of these cultists lmao.
>>750338294>"This is just a userland exploit, we had that a year ago">Old exploit was a simple userland sandbox>New exploit gives us access to system service level privileges, and allows us to dump the kernel>Literally all previous hacks came from userland exploitsWe literally have system service access and can actually get and read the firmware now to find vulnerabilities....you know, the actual code the system security runs on?But sure anon, this is just an old exploit even though none of this was possible until this week.
>Nintendo is the last bastion of Video games>let's hack them and steal their games lolretards
>>750332456Wow I can't believe you need a SWITCH 2 to dump SWITCH 2 games.
>>750330679Fuck Sony
>>750339086NOOODELETE THIS
>>750338756>We can literally dump ROMs and system files you dumbassYeah not full dumps. We're not getting PS5 level hacking anytime soon tranny but you can keep coping and portbegging for tendie games you claim to hate if it makes you feel any better lol
>>750339309this is a site that doxxed a fatty for having furry bedsheetspeople with bad opsec need to be called out
>>750334476Living rent free in the macacos empty headWhat a raped lil shitskin. Must have daddy issues-593820 karma to ziony btw fraid so That dump tool is fake btw, it just plays rick roll
>>750339434Screenshotting this so I can post it back on this board in 1 month when we have kernel level access. COPE
>>750333612Sorry, you forget to add "make no mistakes" to your prompt, that'll be another $400
Eric
>>750334685>Macaco larpingYou can't afford a switch little man
>>750339318>>750339434You'll survive
>>750330679this is great, why are toddlers so mad about this? More games for everyone!
>>750339306just be honest instead
>>750339525lol go ahead, if it makes you feel any better
>>750339618
>>750335705the biggest problem with shit like wplace is that literally only troons were the ones placing pixels. they get this weird self feeding cycle where they think there are lots of them all around the world when the reality is that they all involve themselves that only other troons are using. it would be like going to india and wondering why there are so many indians.
The karma schizo from the gay cult threads is here? This always leads to Nintendo being raped.
>>750339505Say that again but without the tears this time lil guy.
>>750339814His negative karma rolled over towards Nintendo. Sony’s system got hacked after 6 years but his friend’s system after only 1.5. Karma’s a bitch, Fraid so.
>>750339814>>750339816bawwwww, lil caco is whipping out the phone. What a raped lil niggaGood to know I still haunt his waking nightmare existence.Another -392851 karma to ziony btw Mimicry is a sign of caveman iq btw
>>750331142still my fav looking console you could sit that gamecube in any living room with any style and it would just fit
>>750339537>Claude hack my switch, no bricking, no mistakes, no hallucinations, no online ban, no ninjas, firmware update proof, preserve save data, masterpiece.
>>750339814Bad news for nutendo are coming, I'm betting on Sony buying another IP from them.
>>750332210>Switch wasn't the best library but it had some gamesa lot of the switch's library was wii u games that were ported because nobody had a wii u
>>750339434>not full dumps.yes full unencrypted game dumps.
>>750339705OH NOW GOBAWWWWW ON THE FLOORJUST GIVE IT UP NOWSWITCH 2 AIN'T SAFE ANYMOOORE
>>750340070Lmfaoo 10/10
Uh oh, it seems the karma man has raped the macaco so hard he's going transerk againLet's hope he doesn't seem immolate kekwabQuick, post some more jeet fake hacks so he can keep living
>>750339309tendies are insane, you even have big youtubers making videos about how fucking weird they arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5dm75JVNvY
>>750340070>>750340118>one minute apart
>>750334634>i deserve to pirate the switch 2 because i don't want to buy it!lot of people outing themselves as brown in this thread
nintendo games should be free
>>750340225they're not but at least your butthole is free to enter
>the quotening has begun The tranny has arrived
>>750340168Look at you learning how to tell time
>>750334685your switch 2 will not brick if you're using it as intended, my swarthy brother
>>750340193Piracy has always been a brown thing, anon
>>750340168Swing and a miss
>>750340431Coping has always been a tendie thing
>>750340431You browns never owned Amigas despite it being named after you.
>>750331142DK banazaThe yoshi gameSplatoon raidersKirby Air ridersThe Mii game that came outGen 10 Pokemon
>>750340507it's never worth replying to posts like that because now you're going to get three seething browns listing each of this game and why they're not worth playing even though they will pirate them anyway
>>750330679>Sabscribe to my patreon, saar! Download the malware, saar!>>750330779>OP is a faggotEvery fucking time lmao
>snoy>ootsnoy>PCsnoy>"Snoy 2">snoyim>snoygoy>Snoytrannies>Capcomsnoy>GameCubesnoy>snoy tourist
MAY YOU GET CAUGHTMAY YOU GET CAUGHT!!!>>750334578>error: duplicate file exists. here.kek
>>750340558>even though they will pirate them anyway>4 days ago tendies boasting that the switch 2 was unfavorable>3 days ago that the exploit was a nothingburger>0 days ago that the games are gonna be piratedThe tendie acceptance stage got here quicker than expected.
>>750340579>nintendo hater is brown and a faggotso many cases
>I want the Switch 2 hacked because I hate nintendo>I want the Switch 2 hacked because I want free shit>I want the Switch 2 hacked for game preservation purposes>I want the Switch 2 hacked just because it’s possibleI am all of the above
>>750340402>>750340478dedicated at samefagging
>>750340739>i want the switch 2 hacked because I am brownyou forgot one
>>750340739You're also gay and a tranny
>>750340850you can keep that one anon, that’s your reason to have
>>750340743Sorry bud, but not everyone puts a fraction of the dedication into shitting on Nintendo than you do defending them. Fraid so btw.
>>750340739>I want the Switch 2 hacked because I want to see the tendies shit their pants in furyShould honestly be among the top 2 reasons. I barely even give a shit about free games, seeing tendies having a complete meltdown is a satifying reward alone.
>>750341034Same here. My PC is only good for wow and I’m not gonna go through the hassle of modding my switch 2 so I’m probably gonna continue buying the games (if they ever get to releasing any after Zelda) but seething tendies is all I need.
brownoids really let tendies live in their heads rent free, huh?
>>750334314>What I love about these threads it's never about the excitement about the future possibilities of playing Switch 2 games on a PC or modding them, it's about being nasty and pretending to have some imaginary victory over a corporation and acting like it's going to put Nintendo out of business.wrong. i just love watching nintentoddlers seethe
>>750337059>claude, unbrick my switch, make no mistakes
>>750334797>whataboutism
>>750339948>Investigation Strategy: I'm going to test writing to the NAND to see if I can find an exploit.>*switch gets bricked*
there isnt many games i want to play from the switchmetroid ravenousdk banana OOT remake
>>750341489>Claude nuke Nintendo's HQ, leave no one alive
>>750340507>Bananza, MKWorldmild interest>Splat Raiders, Air Ridersconsiderable interest>Pokemon, Tomodachi Life, Yoshi, Metroid, "upgrade" DLC for Kirby/Zelda/Wonder/Xenoblade etczero interestNothing interesting enough to compel me to put down $500+ dollerydoos yet, unfortunately. I'm an emulatorfag so I already have a backlog of 100+ free games I'm interested in playing anyways
>>750338163>Nintendo's own games are all physical.>key cards>physicalkekarooni nintentroonie
>>750341424It's pretty awesome seeing every other video game company die while Nintendo prosper and keep going as they always have. PC vegans pirating stuff they never would've bought anyway doesn't have any impact. You can see that clearly by how successful Switch was.
