>”Switch 2 jailbreaking is a nothingburger, it’s all useless and not real”meanwhile Nintendo is in full panic mode lmao
>>750370386Tendies really thought their system was unhackable. LMFAO.
are these 'datamines' in the room with us right now?
>NINTENDO PANICEMERGENCY MEETING IN THE CORD FOR THE NEW COPES SISTERS
>>750370386i mean, this is not a new state of affairs is it?nintendo is notoriously litigious, they've been issuing copyright notices to legitimate fan uploads ost posts etc. for years. its the #1 reason for most resentment
ok but will there be CENTRO IS A NIGGER all over the leaks again?
>>750370595>implying nobody else will sue you really don't get it huh? this is the end of digital patents
May you get caught
>>750370386nintendies are on full meltdown damage control mode rn
>>750370386All that says is that they are asking that a copyrighted image of Princess Peach be removed because it is being used without Nintendo's permission. Did you even read the Japanese?
>>750370878retard
>>750370386>Nintendo in panic modeAnd then you woke up
>>750370932So you didn't read it. Ok.
>>So you didn't read it. Ok.
>>750370447Only retards believe that, the only unhackable console is probably Xbox One and Series, because nobody gives a fuck about Xbox. Also, I wanted the Switch 2 to get hacked, so I can finally buy one and pirate. No piracy, no buy.
>>750371090>Only retards believe thatThat's what he said
>>750371090Why would you buy the multiplayer focused console to not play multiplayer with friends and family?
>>750370386The DMCA is because you used one of the official pictures of princess peach tho
Show me a game running or fuck off already
>>750370386@NINTENDO WE DID IT!!!
>>750371151>multiplayer focused consoleDoes it play TF2 or UO?
>>750371151I hate my family, and already play multiplayer games on PC with friends. I never once used online on my hacked Switch 1.
holy kek the seething in this thread
>>750371272>I never once used online on my hacked Switch 1No shit you can't use online while hacked or you get banned
>>750371297@GROK get this benchods IP and be raping him please I am brahim
>>750371090There's no reason to hack the series x when you can pay $20 to microsoft and get access to developer mode and install whatever you want on it.
>>750371297bodied these freaks
>>750370386>takedowns agains tweetsHoly shit what absolute fucking kikes
>>750370386>SAAR YYOU WILL NOT DISCUSS SHITCH POO HAXlmfao fuck tendies and fuck shitendo
>>750370386>i-it, it's a NOTHING BURGER
>makes tendies seethebizased
why is nintendo so bad at stopping/preventing this compared to sony and microsoft?
>>750371962> why is nintendo so bad at stopping/preventing this compared to sony and microsoft?No one cares enough to hack those systems
>>750371962I mean they aren’t really known for opsec, and knowing the japanese it never outsourced to real experts. They prob have an internal team.
the "nuh-uh youre wrong" crowd suddenly silent after >>750371206 dropped.
Why the fuck do they defend a multibillion dollar company?!?!
Need the Peach equivalent of this.
>>750370386HOW DARE YOU DUMP NIPPON X1000 FOLD FIRMWARE DESU!
>>750371962Japanese programmersdid their own OS rather than use existing ones made by prosexclusivity encourages crackingalso Sony is getting fucked in the ass hard right now too
>>750371206>FBI, DO SOMETHING!!!kek
>>750371962ps5 has been wide open for a while now
>>750371206tendies are genuine subhumans
Note to everyone here: DO NOT SHARE PERSONAL SCREENSHOTS OF YOUR SWITCH 2 EMU OR JAILBREAKS. There have been multiple attempts to dox people and get them fired from their jobs. Also, be sure to clear your browser history, as actual CP is being spammed to kill some of these threads.
I just bought a switch 2I'm not gonna be able to homebrew since I'm already updated but godspeed you crazy hackers.
>>750372807Hack works on the most up to date firmware right now (23.0.1)
>>750370737Please explain this to me like I'm five years old.
>>750372842and require exploited games which have been pulled and are digital only
>>750373013Its probably you will be able to to the same with other games.
>>750371962You must be slow because Sony's asshole is being cracked open right now. As for Microsoft, it's because the games are already on PC + nobody actually gives that much of a shit about Xbox or their games.
>>750370447One Piece is for faggots now
>>750373013People keep saying this but not naming the game
>>750371962>sonyisn't sony's entire ps5 os just fully emulated on pc right now? Noones losing harder than them right now.
>>750373162Smile Basic 4 and several VN's using the Artemis engine IIRC
>miyamoto endorse and approve of AI>this happenkeklmao
>>750373203>isn't sony's entire ps5 os just fully emulated on pc right now?After 6 years The new tendie console didnt even make two lmao
>>750370447>use the same template post in every thread>call people schizo when they say your name again and again
>>750373162Smile Basic 4some random VNs (but these require importing a modded save so again needs internet I think)
i don't understand snoys. yall shitpost about nintendo 24/7 and yet salivate at the mere idea of playing their games. you LOVE this shit nigga. you in the closet for big daddy 'tendo. whats stopping you from actually buying the games???
>>750371531they actually used codex fo jailbreak the switch 2
>>750375472>snoys excited about pc emulatorsyou can't be this mindlessly broken.the people behind the switch 2 jailbreak are the same ones behind the ps5 jailbreak, it's homebrew enthusiasts. snoys literally only care about fifa, fortnite and gta, if you ask any of them irl they would probably answer you "what's a nintendo?"
>>750371962PS5 has been fully cracked for a while now. In fact, it's too old to play GTA VI so it's a bit useless. And no one bothers to crack Xbox because no one owns one.
>>750370386>datamines have been possible for months>jeetards figure out how to using claude>scream it from the highest xwitter tower>bingtendo shuts it downYeah, this shit and all the "decomps" that are just emu wrappers convinced me that you fucks are doing it on purpose to nuke whatever is left of the emu scene.Hope it was worth the izzat.
>>750370386>link to original work:>nintendo dot com slash mario charactersSurely that dmca came from Nintendo's official legal team
>>750370386@NINTENDO@NINTENDO OF AMERICA@FBI@CIA@ICE@INTERPOL@REALDONALDTRUMP@PUTIN@ZELENSKY@EU@TRUDEAU@GEORGESOROS@ELONMUSK@MACRON@MOOT@GOOKMOOT@MODS@JANNIES@TRANNIES@KOJIMA@JAMESCAMERON@NOLAN@SNYDER@FAMITSU@GAMEFREAK@SEGA@CAPCOM@AVENGERS@LEAGUEOFJUSTICE@DUMBLEDORE@GANDALFTHEGREY@GANDALFTHEWHITE@JOYBOY@YUJIRO DO SOMETHING!!!!!
>>750373203No that's shaking tendies spreading light gas because they are big mad.
>The shitposter himselfhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/398986401/#398994318https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/681752109/#681753084>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip Victor LIVEShttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/!!Nv8v4IP3prb>trip ACchad fan/Spiderchadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21msWaNC3gy2r/>trip PLAY B3YONDhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21cuIWwZ3kT2W/>him forgetting to change his trip when creating "Darren" from PSVforVictoryhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21RBAk5PyuyQB/>trip GreatnessAwaitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%20%21%2150%2BfvOOCBI5/>trip Victorhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21mQL5irolVa9/>trip WitnessPlayUnleashedhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21dveaplUtzFB/>trip PlayHasNoLimitshttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21d6KueH3VNEB/>trip OnlyDoesEverythinghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%2116zEpjv6S2A%20/>trip UR NOT RED Ehttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tripcode/%21%21GuV8RN2ngVb/>him forgetting to remove his trip while making a fake sales threadhttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/744594585/#744594585>his fucking funnyjunks accounts (yes he doxxed himself again)https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+deserves+to+go+bankrupt/wGGtRjT/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/sLLsRfY/https://funnyjunk.com/Nintendo+is+the+most+evil+company/DpDzRQc/https://funnyjunk.com/Efficacious+misguided+nimble/kaDzRxn/>his reddit (because of course he is a redditor)https://old.reddit.com/user/zharkos
>>750376814Which level of schizophrenia are we in? I'm lost.
>>750376984Keep asking your bf janny to cover your tracks by deleting that and this btw, that surely won't rise any suspicion.
>>750377041>Is [insert schizo boogieman] in the room with us right now?>STFU [INSERT SCHIZO BOOGIEMAN]!!!Yeah, what I thought
>>750371206>FBI every time
>>750377160>asks to remove the wall of text from the "Bananza leak" thread that's going to be archived soon>going 'OMG LE SCHIZO IS IMAGINING THINGS AGAIN' right after thatOne day you'll manage to fool someone, I'm sure of it.>wall of text with
Hes probably going to spam gore today
>>750375472I don't think snoys care about jailbreaking. For how big the PS2/3/P/Vita jailbreak scene is you never see them bring it up
>>750370386Does this mean Aliexpress chinkhelds will be playing Switch 2 games in a year or so?
>>750370386Switch 1 is the most successful console of all time and it was hacked within months. So yes, this is a nothing burger.
Nintendo go full panic mode over people uploading video game music to YouTube, I'm not sure that's the best benchmark
>>750370386NINTENDO HIRE THIS HITMAN
>>750371962Can't have your games stolen if you don't have games.
Rapeape was right. Now I finally have a reason to go out and buy a Switch 2. Nintendo should be happy, they gained a new customer in me.
>>750371206Can we report Resetera members with this?
Tendies will come around once the on model porn of Lucario
>>750378904No, they are into getting ass raped. Futa Rosalina will do.
>>750370386>company notorious for protecting their copyright is mad about copyrightMore HISTORICAL GROUNDBREAKING SPICY HOT news at 11... retard
>>750370386Ejaculate on all tendies.
>>750370386oh no no NOOO
Everything they say about tendies being manchildren and cultists is just the tip of an iceberg made of diarrhea. 'fraid so
>>750371962>Good games>Good at selling their gamesIt's just free marketing. Don't tell me you really believe the "Oh no westerner-sama don't crack my poor niche console, I'll DMCA you after everyone knows about it and has downloaded it" spiel that they're pulling.The Switch pulled record sales seemingly in spite of concurrent emulation, but you'd probably struggle to name exclusive release titles that aren't Mario.
>>750371962>why is nintendo so badidk, just one of life's great mysteries.
>>750379469Remember that sony fans are literally the russians of video games. You hate how Nintendo fans get tons of video games while you're left to wallow in gun and ball slop and you just want them to fall like Sony has.You'll always be subhuman.
>>750370447Hell, Nintendo was incredibly confident too. The S2 version of New Super Mario Bros U is a full debug build, with symbols and debug menus.
>>750370386It’s a nothingburger for emulation until they get kernel access. And it being a nothingburger has never stopped Nintendo from sending the lawyers.
>>750370932why nintendo lets centro walk free I'll never know
>>750370447based ritualposter, tendies deserve to have this rubbed in forever considering how cocksure they were
>>750380980We can dump games and have full CPU and GPU access for homebrew. What would we need kernel access for? Do you even know what a kernel is?
>>750370447Well yeah, AI reverse engineering everything within the span of an afternoon wasn't on the cards even a month ago.
>>750370447thank you for your service
>>750381559Our discord server full of raid plannings and reassuring sweet little nothings told me that "no kernel access" is just a synonym for "nothingburger". I don't need to know what it actually means.
>>750381408maybe because they aren't doing anything illegal
>>750371962Sony and Microsoft aren't good at stopping this though.
>>750381852Sony isn't, Microsoft is.
>>750371962Autism. If the system isn't hacked before a pokemon game releases on it, it will be afterward.
>>750376558>Yujiro>Not Motoboe
>>750370386I'd be a lot more excited and have gotten a switch 2 in preparation for the inevitable use as a portable emulator but the screen on the current switch 2 is even more dogshit than the original switch.
If I was a fan of Nintendo why should I be seeing this as a bad thing? Won't this mean I can soon play the games on my PC and people can mod them?
>>750370386All of this is a nothing-burger till a emulator gets released.
>>750377869yah japs are passive aggressive
>>750381559That’s not emulation, now, is it?
>>750371962Japanese devs kind of makes games with the mentality that their audience will be Japanese and as you've seen with this recent fiasco a Japanese person would never dream of piracy let alone hacking and decompiling Nintendo games and consoles, it's like how quokkas aren't afraid of humans because they evolved on an island with no natural predators.
>>750382968We already have a Mario Kart World Recomp. Emulators are so last decade zoomer uncie
>>750383073May I see it?
>>750370386The Zelda TOTK leak broke Nintendo fully. They are paranoid to any hack now. Kek.
>>750383060That also why the yen is crashing and japan is slowly becoming thailand v2. The whores are fucking great though.
>>750370386>The company that takes down fan games is issuing DMCAsWhoa, full panic mode and unconventional behavior!
>>750371343The reason is to not pay $20 to Microsoft.
I have tendie fatigue
>>750383073We have a tears of the kingdom and breath of the world recomp too but those are pre-switch 2 but still.
>>750382882There's "Nintendo fans" and there's "Nintendo sales number fans". The latter is in large supply on /v/ and Twitter.
>>750383415*wild*
>>750383073
>>750383172its fucking hilarious japanese women are being profiled when they travel overseas for being prostitutes and getting banned from entry to other countries
>>750383543yeah it runs like shit but just like in a week we went from ps5 games booting in a black screen to 0.5 fps to 120fps we be playing mariokart 4k60 in a week the progress is fast AI IS AMAZING and anyone beliving otherwise is retarted
>>750383172>>750383630That's happening?
>>750370386>DMCALooks more like a trademark thing than a copyright notice.
>>750373152Tendie lashing out at literally everything around
>>750380673>Play goty games every year or sloptendo's slop for mentally challenged trannies ...
>>750370386>>750370447over 4 days of this mentally ill fag samefagging about nintendo now
Post you are face when you didn't buy an overpriced 600 dollar tablet with PS4 tier performance
>>750383818I call that a beta test.
>>750383673>be playing mariokart 4k60 in a weekKinda sad realizing that all this effort is just to play some dogshit games. I guess it's really a case of enjoying the journey over the reward.
>>750383818600 is overpriced? That's like bag of potatoes from supermarket or something, how poor are you?
>>750383203they dont usually remove peach pictures from twitter with DMCA notice. Something must be different this time.
>>750383818I can’t because I bought one when it was $450.
>Mario kart world's already being emulated The poopshit 2 has no games lmao
>tell FEfags I'll just wait to emulate latest game>endless laughing saying the switch 2 cant be hacked, maybe in a decade>gets hacked a month later I love being right
What's going to happen to the Switch 2 sales?
>>750383886Everytime i hear someone say “how poor are you”, i’m pretty sure i’m richer than you. Rich people I know are absolutely greedy and love nickle and diming people.
>>750384039It's dead Jim.Everyone will play OOT demake on PC and PS5 plus wtv new handhelds come out next year.
>>750383990>$450>+80 buck games that never go on sale>+100 buck controller >+paying to use your own internetNo thanks I'm good, plus im a month it'll all be free
>>750370932>centro
>>750371962Nintendo has games people actually want to play
>>750370447why are anti tendies so mentally ill?
>>750384093>N-Nintendo is going to dominate the next decade!>other p-platforms are leaving the business!!!Reality check: their stock value has never been lower, Switch 2 lost 7 months out of 9 to a 7 year-old console before all of this AI bs and now the Switch 2 was turned into a $600 paperweight with no games...
>>750384039Tendies are pretty loyal so I don’t think it’ll be hurt too much.
>>750383995It won't have online thoughbeit
>>750384242>when hating nintendo is your whole personalitygrimmy
>>750384213>has games
>>750384316console wars are serious business
>>750384228They get what they deserve, well on their way to bankruptcy.
>>750384039Nothing. Switch 1 was hacked early and it's still one of the best selling consoles ever.
>hand claude a bunch of 1s and 0s and tell it to generate a program that can run them>it workswtf
>>750370737Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>750371962Anything anyone wants to play on Xbox or PS is already on PC, they don't have much to actually stop.Nintendo gets a lot of extra attention because they've got actual exclusives, and the lower spec of all their stuff means it's easier to emulate too, so they get a lot more people digging through their shit, making it harder to fight against.Funnily, sometimes Nintendo panics and ends up doing something silly, like C&D'ing porn (meaning they're effectively /literally(?) claiming said porn as theirs), or that time they took down something like 200 Switch emulators (forks, mostly dead/bad). Nintendo-leaning media outlets called this a big "win", but anyone that actually uses Switch emulators barely noticed.>>750372807Looks like the main goal is decomps and ripping right now, so owning a Switch 2 is kinda irrelevant from a piracy angle. Wont matter if the games all end up being playable on every platform.>>750382882There's a shocking (and growing) number of people who view companies/franchises/etc as an extension of themselves, so anything that affects that, affects them too.I think it might be related to that recent-ish trend of people "downloading" their personalities and quirks from characters in movies, or picking up "vocal stims" from characters they like.IDFK. In another life, I would've loved to become some kind of psychoanalyst or something.
>>750384264WAKE UP GET UP GET OUT THERE
>>750384242>he says, as tendies continue to spam circlejerk threads where they get raped that keep getting deleted over and over
>>750384369The difference is the Switch 1 was actually affordable to most people namely parents buying shit for their kids. Now those same kids are adults now and piracy is seeing a massive resurgence as gaming companies thought they could just release dogshit and charge whatever they wanted for it forever.
>>750384021I genuinely can't wait to play Fortune's Weave on my PC
>>750382882I've got plenty of Nintendo consoles but i never really cared that much if the games end up on PC anyway, but there are many "people" who don't want that, as if having people play Nintendo games on PC hurts them too, somehow.
>>750384480famitsu threads really upset you, huh?
>>750384818this thread is really upsetting you lmao
>>750370447Here you go unc, can't have the 60 yo schizo tendie screenshotting the same thing every day.
>>750384602I have a hacked Switch but I just play stuff on my PC anyway because it's better. I didn't at first because emulation felt a bit shit but I feel different now, can't remember if I upgraded my PC before or after that
>>750384932Verily so.
AIchads keep winningAll games will be open source and you will like it, deal with it
>>750384979you're no different to tendies, stop copingthis isn't your win, you're both losers
>>750384979Need to make this PC i’m not a sonyfag.
imagine giving nintendo a dime when they pull this shit every timetendies need the rope
>>750370386>Retards messing with the hardware are getting DMCA'dWow, so something Nintendo has always done?Why are you making these dumb threads instead of playing Switch 2 games on an emulator? Oh, right. You can't.
>>750370447>>750371090This is my third time posting this but I'll do it anyway.Nobody expected LLMs to actually become competent at coding.To be very clear: I'm not a tendie, I do like tendie games and I still wish for the day Nintendo ports their games to PC.
>>750371206>FBIImagine investigating serial murderers, framing politicians, controlling drug cartels and then your email being spammed by manchildren who are being upset about someone pirating not-even-their games?
>>750371962The funny part is that Nintendo actually for once did their job this time around.But no code can withstand being reverse engineered by LLMs.
>>750385787I'll bring the rope you get the tendies.
>>750371962> Sony Not only it's already open, it has like 4 exclusives and one of them is Wolverine.> XboxWhat's the fucking point?Nintendo is home to hundreds or even thousands of exclusive amazing games, of course it's the primary target.
>>750386198>home to hundreds or even thousands of exclusivewhat
>>750386142they are also most certainly using those LLMs to patch up their firmwares/OSes nowadays
>>750379592because the well known fact that big companies don't want you to know is>People who pirate games weren't going to buy them anyway
>>750386332Last I checked they aren't randomly losing massive performance like the known cases of doing that.
If this is real why don't i see it on reddit? Until i see there, this is just larping to get people to join their discords and scams
never let tendie cultists forget how retarded they were, thinking they were safe
>>750371090>so I can finally buy one and piratewhy not just buy a chink handheld to play games emulated since one of those will have way better hardware for the same pricein a year or two for sure some recomps will be available
Theres a switch app out now that lets you hack a switch 2 with a hacked switch 1 kekI'm not hacking my Switch 2 until there's an emunand option. Nintendo are going to ban the fuck out of everyone then you have a $400 paperweight with no proper full custom firmware.
Can anyone with better technical knowledge tell me if the current exploit will make piracy possible? If the current exploit can run unsigned code, what could possibly still prevent running pirated games on your system?
>>750384039When it becomes hacked, hardware sales will increase.Software sales won't be as strong.You will still have people who want to play online and hacked consoles cannot do that without facing a ban.
>>750386550Everything but CFW appears to be possible.
Eric wontendies got rapednow every tendies is gonn have to stay in the famitsu rape shelter threads lmaoooooo
>>750386521>banMeans nothing unless you're the sort of retard who pays to play online.
@Claude @grok @gemini rape every nintendo fan, dont make a mistake
how do you think he's feeling right now?
why are Nintendo fans so emotionally connected to a company?why would you care if the Shitch 2 got hacked? you can still buy and play your toddler games, this literally doesn't affect you
>>750386990all consolecucks are like this, it's just baby duck syndrome
>>750387062im a PC fag and i dont care that you can pirate every PC game, i still buy games that i likeimagine if i had a meltdown like tendies every time someone mentions pirating? they are truly sick in the head
>>750371090>the only unhackable console is probably Xbox One and Series, because nobody gives a fuck about Xbox.https://consolemods.org/wiki/Xbox_One:Scene_HistoryNothing's unhackable, not even Xbox. But it's true that nobody gives a fuck about it, in the rare instances someone wastes their time finding an exploit, everyone just shrugs and then Microsoft patches it.
>AI jailbreaks and begins slop coding ports and everyone just reports and shares projects>now every thread is a console war because they finally started jailbreaking the switch 2Why is it like this every time
>>750386990Because their parents let video games raise them.
>>750387146steam is where it is because of good serviceconsoles are where they are because they locked their users into their ecosystems
>>750386550>if the current exploit will make piracy possiblenot sw2 piracyyou can dump sw2 games but not play them backyou could probably emulate older consoles though
how long until the first Shitch 2 emulators start showing up?
>>750371962>why is this tiny japanese toy company not as good at network security as two international megacorporations it's a real mystery....
>>7503873372 weeksMaybe 5 hoursNah fuck it, 10 yearsIt's already up
>>750386990this is a mutt trait, they attach themselves to their chosen person or company and dedicate all of their ideals and personality to supporting that item of adoration and attacking everything else. Comes from lead poisoning and 24/7 propaganda
>>750386253I meant no exclusives, you can play everything on PC and PS5, I haven't seen Switch games running on Xbox.
>>750386990
>>750386763>now every tendies is gonn have to stay in the famitsu rape shelter threadsIt's really like that?
>>750386850>Tendie has been crying for 20 years Holy grimola!
>>750387574yes, its the only thread on /v/ where they feel safe because they are getting ridiculed on the whole board
>>750386550>>750387291switch 2 piracy is definitely possible with current access, someone just has to develop an installer/loader and signature patcher first2027 games won't be pirated however because they will need new firmware to decrypt so another exploit is needed after nintendo patches this one
>>750375472Fumofags are low IQ transsexuals as always.Being a brand loyalty fag is not the norm, people want to play games for free either without paying for the console or without paying for the games, if not both. We've been doing this shit with flashcarts since, what, the GBA?If I can have a better experience while also paying less, then yes, I'm going to celebrate that as a Switch 2 owner lmao. There's a lot of games that I'm simply not buying because I'm not paying for a fucking game key card. If I can pirate those games instead I sure as hell will.
>>750386839kek. also no lube
>>750375472You got the freak to respond twice. Good job destroying his mental.
Don't even give a shit about nintendo games, I just have fun seeing tendie manchildren seething
>>750375472>snoyswhy are you tendies so fucking retarded? snoys dont exists on 4chanit all PC chads just waiting for ninendo to get raped so we can emulate your gameshow hard is that to understand?
>>750370447
>>750370447wow this post raped a lot of tendies... look all of those (you)'s.... impressive work anon
>OP is just seething off cooldownGood to see it's still a Nothingburger as usual.Oh well, time to go PROLAPSE some shitty PS5s.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOO I SHOULDN'T HAVE USED CLAUDE TO DECOMPILE MY SAMSUNG TV!!!!!
>>750370932*AHEM*
its overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z4RkfBjvGg
>>750387291>not sw2 piracyWhy so? As I understand, the games currently dumped have been unencrypted. Just genuinely curious as to what security checks are left.>>750387669>2027 games won't be piratedYeah, this much I figured. It's a shame, but if they could even get switch 1 games working I'd be happy with that. Never had a switch 1, and I mostly play older games, so my pc is basically from 2012, which means no emulation.
>>750389248Just buy a mig flash cart.
>>750370386>pirating current gen hw/swthis should be treated as economic terrorism, unironically. you fags have plenty of old shit to play and pirate.
>>750389301Good point. I think originally I didn't get one because of the ban risk, but it seems that even with this exploit emuNAND is not happening. And since the more I learn about the system the more it seems like it's just straight up impossible, so maybe getting banned is inevitable if I want to pirate.
>>750389453console exclusivity should be treated like slavery
>>750389248My understanding is that the Switch 2 function calls are still encrypted, without which the decrypted game code can't do anything.
>>750389540ONLY IF these games don't end up on PC 10 years later via emulation. and we know every nintendo system has a great emulator. being able to play xbox360 recomps is a gift from heaven because there will never be a good xbox emulator.
You do know next generation Nintendo is going for an always online subscription-based OS because of fans overreacting to the hack right?
>>750389682no, putting games on a console exclusively is a statement that you prefer controlling and manipulating people over actually selling gamesthey can go fuck themselves
>>750389723>next generation Nintendosooo...in 7-8 years?? yaaaawn who cares what they do by then
>>750389953In theory Nintendo can make the Switch 2 an always online console right now. But without a SIM card that'd be hard to check 24/7 on a handheld.
>>750389723>Online-subscription only.You’re fucking retarded, that would mean cloud gaming and cloud gaming at scale fails everytime it been done. It an infrastructure problem they would need to address first to even think of doing that.
>>750389950it's the cheapest way to enter this hobby. if you have money for a gaming PC, you are morally obligated to support current-gen console systems if the libraries match your taste. I couldn't care less about PS5 and xbox because they have zero games, but nintendo is still delivering good stuff, and only a total brainlet would advocate hacking switch 2 right now.
>>750390173Cloud gaming fails because we've always had the non-cloud option and any sane person prefers that. But I bet if cloud was the only way to play Bingbing Coinmario 60000 or Zelda 1045 tendys would eat it right up and pretend its the future and good
>>750382882At the end of the day, the people who really care about being able to emulate Switch games on PC are a minuscule minority and this is proven by the fact that the Switch 1, even after being jailbroken from day 1, still became the highest sold console in history with a huge attachment rate and a gigantic amount of software sold. But fanboys gonna fanboy and the modern internet allows even more people than ever to act retarded online while being supported by their respective hugboxes.
>>750390173It'd be like Denuvo but for the OS. You have to connect to Nintendo servers and sign in before you can use your system.
>>750390179no, i'm notnobody is telling them to make consoles, they'd make money just fine without them
I understand actual piratefags, but I just dont understand people cheering for this like its the downfall of nintendo. Imagine the scenario where you win. Every nintendo game simultaneously releases on PC. Now the new release Mario Crazy Quasar and Legend of Zelda the Stone of Agony have 300k steam charts instead of being hidden behind nintendo's obfuscation. Congrats?
>>750371206Won't someone think of the corporations?
>>750390697what exactly is the problem with this?
>>750390697>imagine if a corporation had to be honest about their real sales figuresholy shit anon what an apocalyptic fucking horror scenario
>>750390697>Now the new release Mario Crazy Quasar and Legend of Zelda the Stone of Agony have 300k steam charts instead of being hidden behind nintendo's obfuscation. Congrats?uuuh..yes? wtf are you trying to argue here. Yes i do want these nintendo exclusives on steam and id buy them but i DONT want to waste money on these shitty ass nintendo consoles
>>750390697this has been the same retarded argument for decades now. the vast majority of users purchase consoles and games, pirates are a minority despite what retarded corporate loss reports try to convince you of with their barrage of speculative losses.
>>750390697Nintendo needs to go third party. In an age where customers are priced out of hardware it makes little sense to sell hardware.
>>750390697Thank you for the congratulations
>>750390337Try to tell that to a mom and her toddler when shit gets so slow and choppy. There a significant hurdle and if someone offers an offline option they will just go for it.Surely nintendo isn’t that retarded to shoot themselves in the foot. They market themselves as a family entertainment compang, most families don’t have an IT expert to deal with those issues.
Why is it that every time OP makes a series of threads like this something bad happens to Sony?
>>750391143why is it that you believe you're any different?you're both screeching minorites that deserve to be put in their place
>>750391021This. And it'll be even MUCH more important to go 3rd party in the next gen nintendo console (or heck even THIS console generation) if the costs keep going up even more with the rise of AI cancerous companies
>>750391021Not my problem.
It’s so funny to me how these threads are full of anons who wish Nintendo a swift death while also wanting to play their games on PC.
At least these threads make it blatantly obvious that the deranged schizos are purely trashing on nintendo out of sheer envy and nothing more.
>>750391279consoles deserve to die, simple astheir main purpose is to limit people and enforce drm
>>750391279No different from incels who claim to hate women but also want to fuck them
>>750389723That's the plan, izzatmaxing is the new meta.
>>750391279Correct. But theres an order to your statement.FIRST , all their games on PC, THEN a swift death when the Switch 2's generation is midway to end of life. So let's concentrate on part 1 before killing off that Nintendo greedy asian kikes off.
>>750389723raping their customers like that can only hurt them
>>750384242BasedCucktendo fans deserve to be humiliated on a daily basis
>>750391467Not true, snoy.
>>750390697Inaccessibility breeds desire. Don't try to use logic where pure envy reigns.
>>750390697>tendie can’t fathom that spending $500 for a box to play a few game in worse quality than what they have is something most people don’t want
New update, holy shit tendies are getting dabbed on right now, they keep making more and more progress.
>>750384979the PS5 is a subsidized PC now
>>750391459Sony will do this and snoys will eat it up
>>750391789do you get paid for this level of damage control?
>>750392003steam doesn't ban people for lifting their drm or denuvoin fact that shit's been sitting out in the open for years
>>750392003>runs modified console onlineretards are being culled, same as it ever was
>>750371206this level of bootlickery is only possible from a turd worlder lol
>>750371206Ok but this is actually based though because Centro is a fucking nigger and anyone familiar with him via his pokemon bullshit would be on board with this
>>750392048that's because pc is an open environment, i run what i wantyou get a console, you get the walled garden experienceif you think about it the fact that the switch pro controller works on the sw2 is already a fucking miracle considering consoles track record
>>750391719>source: 6 words on discord
>>750391657What I cant fathom is that you spent $2000 on a box to load twitter screencap threads 7 attoseconds faster and now you are upset that someone else spent their money to play video games.
>>750392150Pretty sure he's black. Nintendo community is pretty much 40 year old white dudes and 3rd worlders.
>>750392424Filter Nintendie as well and that’ll improve things
>>750370386Here's a Princess Peach picture.Can Nintendo DMCA my 4chan post?
>>750392416That $2000 box can play more nintendo games than your switch 2 can
>>750390697>but I just dont understand people cheering for this like its the downfall of nintendo.Nintendo as a company has only gotten greedier while their quality has declined. Then you have their annoying ass fanbase which just shits up anywhere they go. Of course people want to see them get fucked this will have no effect on their bottom line but Nintendo will blame it for when Switch 2 hardware and software keeps declining and they will learn nothing>Now the new release Mario Crazy Quasar and Legend of Zelda the Stone of Agony have 300k steam charts instead of being hidden behind nintendo's obfuscationBased on what we've seen from Sony, most likely these games will not do as well as Nintendo fans think they will. Nintendo is a big fish in a pond of their own creation. Steam has over 20 million people on it at any time of the day
>>750392383i genuinely do not understand tendies trying to dig in their heels trying to pretend like things won't improve
I don’t recall nintendo users being this butthurt in recent years.
>>750392807>>750392824>>750392869Sounds like you lost and got raped. Did you fall for another scam?
>>750392807>Nintendo as a company has only gotten greedierNo they havent. Nintendo under Yamauchi was the most "greedy" the company ever was, and even under Iwata/Reggie they were pulling shit like the YouTube partnership program. Nintendo has always been motivated by money and you faggots are just being hyperbolic with your seething. The biggest change is that hardware's not getting cheeper, but that is an industrywide problem.
> Nintendo has announced scheduled maintenance for its services:> 3DS - All network services> • October 26, 22:00 – October 27, 00:00 UTC> Nintendo Store for iOS / Android> • October 27, 01:00 – 06:00 UTC> Switch - User data transfer> • October 28, 04:00 – 06:00 UTC> Switch - Save data transfer> • October 28, 04:00 – 06:00 UTC> Switch 1 and 2 - Cloud saves> • October 29, 05:30 – 08:30 UTCIt's over
>>750392869Nintendo's fanbase has gotten more and more pathetic. I remember during the Wii and DS says everyone hacked their system and had flash cards and no one gave a shit. Or even earlier where everyone played Nintendo's catalog through emulators. Now they lose their shit if you even mention emulation.I think its that the Nintendo community became more about consooooming rather than about actually enjoying the games. I mean, how much do they talk about Raiders anymore. This was supposedly one of the best games released (going by user scores) and no one talked about it a month later. It is really just getting excited about next product and they can't stand that someone didn't give Nintendo money first.
>>750393003Kwab
>>750393280>>750393298see >>750393003
>>750393058The difference is that Nintendo used to sell you things at a reasonable price. The price of their console was relatively competitive. They also would lower their prices from time to time on older titles. Now Nintendo tried to sell you fucking Mario Kart for $80 and the console for $450. No, they've absolutely gotten worse.
Nintendo still living rent free in /v/ermins heads
>>7503932804chan is full of japanese retards, that's why we get this >buy shit if you can't don't complain and buy it x999 of it's price on eBay
>>750392150It really is shocking how many militant Nintendo fanboys on Twitter are either from South America or from Africa.
>>750393003could you be any more brazen about being a manchild defending your daddy corpo?going NUH UH NUH UH NUH UH over and over isn't something a rational actor would do
>>750393805>>750393779You sound upset ;)
>>750393852you're upset by being in this thread
>>750393534The switch 2 is not $450. It’s now $500 btw. And yeah I miss Nintendo selects too. Seeing Nintendo seethe at a year 2 hack is great lmfao
xe go full cope
>>750393889meant for >>750393897
>>750393945can you please start calling people eric so you can get banned again? thanks
>>750393974You sound upset and obsessed ;)
>>750394016you're obsessed because your daddy is receiving a whipping
>>750393534The Pro Controller 2 being $90 is beyond ridiculous.>BUT MUH INTERNAL SILICONE STICK GATES
>>750392824Some people are too stupid to think about anything other than the present. They are legitimately incapable of it, that's part of why the NPC meme took off. Most third world console fanboys fall into this category because they're retarded third worlders. So Tendies legitimately can't fathom there being anything other than what is currently happening.
>>750394061>>750394049>>750394069see >>750394016
i want Ninendo to go full bankrupt because they betrayed their loyal fanbase with 80€ games and GKCs
>>750394108go on, start repeating your catchprase, you know you can do it
>>750371206When someone capitalizes letters randomly like that I instantly flag them as deeply retarded
>>750394295or german
>>750383060>Japanese devs kind of makes games with the mentality that their audience will be Japanese Some games have more potential buyers in Uruguay or San Marino than in Japan. Well, their mindset doesn't surprise me at all. I've been living in Japan since 2015 and I still get shocked reactions when I say I like a super mainstream game the Japanese think it's some obscure piece of exclusive media that no gaijin should know about (i.e. Kingdom Hearts, Onimusha, Tales of, etc.)
>>750370447Nothing is unhackable. Especially with coding agent LLMs.
All these threads fill the same.
>>750393534Nigger literally everything is more expensive these days. The switch 2 is still the cheapest console and lord know the gap will only widen when the other next gen consoles launch. I can garunfuckingtee you this is directly why games have gotten more expensive too: to recoup lost revenue in the hardware sector. Every era of nintendo would make the same choices if they thought it was the most financially viable.
>>750383720The economy went south in early 2022. The LDP can't get a hold of it, and the Japanese started to behave like southeast asians the moment the borders opened in 2023.
>>750394324>implying there's a difference
Is it finally time to buy a Switch 2 and get ready to pirate games?
>>750393534You saying Breath of the Wild (turning 10 years old real soon btw) Switch 2 edition being $70 and still keeping the DLC as a $20 separate purchase is not reasonable? How dare you.
Nintendo ninjas are working overtime, there was a Xenoblade Chronicles DE recomp uploaded to github last night and within a few hours it got nuked
heh
>>750393534Every time you faggots cry muh 80 you're ignoring how many games they've also been selling for cheaper. Add in 10$ less digital (and especially the retail stores that have been matching it for physical) and I genuinely dont think im paying any more on average per game on switch 2. It might be even even less.
>>750393058Tards don't understand this because they were literal children during these periods of history. They don't think of Nintendo shit pre-2017 as being expensive because their parents were the ones paying and not them. They don't know about Nintendo being litigious prior to the 2020's because they didn't actively follow gaming news when they were a child.Fuck's sake, you can find news bulletins from the NES era making the same complaints that Nintendo never drops their prices that they do today. It's not new.
>>750370386Datamining has been possible for months. You jeets are going to fucking ruin it by screaming about it all fucking day
I just want to know if anything interesting got datamined for mario kart world. Like item probabilities
>>750392062I remember naively using my R4 in the DS to play online as a kid and it got blocked. Kinda fucked up actual adults do that too.
May we see the games running?
>>750391982Totally delusional. Sony's actions have already proved that they can and will do this
>>750395576nintendo is sony minus one generation
I have a switch 2 MKW edition unopened from release day last year. Should I keep it sealed, is it worth anything for modders and pirates?
>>750370386>joint dev is all behind open source, decentralized chat programs>private repos>local installed AINintendie can't do shit anymore and they caused it, emulation will never be stopped
>>750371206I could not imagine a more pathetic existence.
>>750395546Really? I remember playing lots of games online with R4 and such and never got blocked, I didn't think they sent identifiable cart or system data until Wii and 3DS.
>>750370447>Makes 0 unhackable systems throughout its 45 year history of making video game systems>"THIS TIME IT WILL BE UNHACKABLE YOU'LL SEE"kwab
All current switch1 emulators don't run new games. Does anyone in their right mind expect there to be an emulator for switch 2? LOL.
Can someone keep track of the tendies suicides?
>>750395996>emulatorlol what is this prehistoric times? we play recomps now you can lag behind em*lators unc
>>750386812It means everything because your switch getting banned means no firmware updates, no software updates and your system is rendered completely stuck on the spot. And you have a brick unless there's actual methods to bypass this which there isn't yet.
>>750396132>recompsYou know that they’re based on an emulator, right? And if there’s no emulator, then there are no recomps either.
>>750396238emulators are turning into translation layers, they're not pretending to be a console anymore
>>750395712>>750396108Why is this snoy crying so hard and falling for scams?
>>750395735When you realize that everything you read online about tendies is real.
Why isn't the FBI doing anything about this? Nintendo is literally losing profits!!!
>actual Nintendo employees are helping the hackers Very grim
>>750396238then how come we have mkw recomp already booting without a single switch 2 emulator in the wild
>>750396530>>750396485Why are snoys falling for obvious scams?That's not what broken games look like
>>750371962Sony is getting just as booty blasted right now.Xbox is lol who cares, all those games are already available on PC. Security through irrelevancy.
>>750396591TENDY COPE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Muh fanbase is the most sissiest excuse for hating something. Might as well hate gaming as a whole with how annoying/prissy we all are.
>>750395274That's the plan bucko. Better strap in, every niche community WILL be izzatmaxed!
To think so many retards actually bought a Switch 2 instead of waiting for an emulator kek
>>750396640/v/ does not play video games. It just wants to get under the skin of those who do. That is their game.
>>750396591and you know it because???you don't even have a pc, retarddon't larp
they're not dumping anything just ripping assets here and therethese retards have no idea what they're doing and you people are eating it upliterally the blind leading the blind
>>750396638>>750396697Still falling for pajeet scamulators?
>>750396530>missing sysfiles>not even assets loaded>still fall for it
I'm on my knees begging you Nintendo...
>>750396851
>>750396756Calm down average Nintendo gamer, worry about tripster0 and RgamerB.
>>750396751>>750396851>>750396895Still falling for pajeet scamulators?
Nintendoprime was found raped...
>>750397000>>750397068Why is this snoy obsessed with random names?
Why is tendies obsessed with snoys?
>>750397114>>750397002Why are you raped?
>nintendies are killing themselves over the switch jailbreak Grim
>>750397217That's an upgrade from killing their parents and teachers because they dared touch le toy tablet with their dirty hands KWAB.
>>750387564Nigga was describing chink, japs and gooks 2000 years before they existed, truly one of the brightest minds ever born in human history.
>>750397204Try again, Manveer.
>>750371962They have things worth stealing.Nobody cares about those two.
>>750371962They aren't, nintendofags are just 100x more autistic. PS5 got hacked too, and the culprit was the same, WebKit, again. As for Xbox, it was also hacked some years ago, but the thing is, no one really cares about it, so the latest jailbreak is on some old as fuck firmware. It's all about how many people are trying to exploit it.
>>750395054>Add in 10$ less digitalNTA but that's not the proper framing when FW is $80. Physical games are $10 more expensive, not digital games being $10 cheaper. You see that with some third party games being more expensive if they're fully on cart on Switch 2 as well while they're the same exact cheaper price everywhere else.>(and especially the retail stores that have been matching it for physical)That's only if you preorder the games. Which is still nice, don't get me wrong, but it does fuck all for people that don't buy into early hype or want to wait to see if a game is good first before they commit. Saving $10 by buying a dud for $60-$70 isn't exactly a bargain and you can't really trust journo reviews these days. Lots of games that review well with journos are just mediocre at best. GoW E-day is a recent example.
emulator is already under development btwAI will probably make it come pretty fast, the system itself is pretty similar to Switch 1
>>750397496Still falling for pajeet scamulators?
>>750397496
>>750370447Only a handful of retards like pic related actually believed that (seriously, the dude kept claiming this in every thread he could)
this all feels familiarhttps://x.com/HassakuEmulator/status/1947443484140384271
>>750397534>>750397628there's not a single download link out, how is it even a scam, schizo
>>750397684You lost
>>750397667nah, that footage just looks like some kind of XOR filteralso impossible at that time, you couldn't dump games much less system files
ah it's just the eric schizo kek
>>750397628>>750397334you type liie brown
nintendeanbros...
>>750397882
>>750398014brown
>>750370386This is what happens when you bend their last console over and have your way with it.
>>750397534>>750397628>>750397741>>750397882>>750398071your shortbuser panic only makes this whole thing funnier
>>750384242You really dont want to throw around mental illness when any ''eric lost'' post reaches the 10.000+ results in the archive
>>750398083>>750398078You sound mentally ill
Did xe decide to spam the thread until it hit the bump limit?
arlosisters...
>>750398131i don't think your opinion on such matters has any sort of worth, you subhuman corposlave
>>750396851Reading on this peculiar buck, bipolar tard that offed himself. I didn't know that brown skinned nintedo fans moved like this.
>>750371962>Sonystill reeling the aftereffects of the Bleem lawsuit in 2000 wich they lost hard, Sony really doesnt touch emulators since>MicrosoftXbox emulators barely worked for decades, Xenia is the only one with real passion behind it because of many 360 exclusives having been abandonedOnly Nintendo is this anal about emulation, they have always been that way
Switch 1 got hacked in January 2018, by April 2018 the emulators were running games and by August both yuzu and ryujinx were running Mario Odyssey. That was before AI.
>thread about nintendo>look inside>nobody:>literally every troon on 4chan>NOOOO LEAVE NINTENDO ALONE! >((
>>750398237I think we get an emulator by christmas, people literally don’t understand how good claude is for coding. It wild.
>>750398231nintendo's entire paid online service now revolves around them renting old roms to you so they have a vested financial interest in keeping emulators down. and they do just that because they're greedy assholes.
>heh our system is UNHACKABLE ;^)!>ummm can you stop doing that we said its unhackable!!!! investors please dont leave PLEASE
>>750370386Tendie holocaust.
>>750398386You dont have to worry about me I never bought a switch 2. I'm not going to get scammed
>>750398501KEK
saar please do the butiful and update @asap
>>750398501>>750398496>>750398562>>750398571So you fell for a pajeet scam
>>750398156It looks like it
>>750398304kek, you're such a colossal waste of life. When you're 80 years old, if you've gained a shred of self-awareness by then, you'll reflect and lament spending tens of thousands of hours spamming "Eric" on an anonymous imageboard.
>>750398582do you think mass replying is going to reverse the progress or something?
>>750371962>compared to sony and microsoft?What? Sony in particular has the absolute worst security of the three, the only Nintendo system that was hacked faster than a Sony system was the switch 1.
>>750398690>>750398686>>750398620Nice samefagging. Sounds like you got scammed
>>750391719except it does't include the fs bug apparently
Is there any link to these game dumps anywhere?
>>750398761Scammed by spending no time and no money on something?
>>750398783No, because Nintendo would nuke them.
SAAR I AM MASS REPLYING -10 IZZAT
>>750398856You spent a lot of time
>>750399006I don't see any posts I made in your image.
Do they even pay him for this?
>>750399079>>750399090Nobody believes you
>>750399131>there is only one person on the internet who doesn't support Nintendo unilaterally and it's... this random guyNo, there's me too.
>>750399183Nobody is falling for that. Especially since the multiple daily oot remake seethe threads stopped completely since this started
>>750399334tendie, you're a minority on the board and you had yourself banned multiple times and will probably earn another one todayjust accept that your cult isn't that big, we're not asking for much
>>750399428>everybody is muh boogiemanWhy are snoys so mentally ill?
Why are tendies mentally ill?
>>750399485haven't had a console in a decadeand no, it's obvious that this is you
>>750399583Supporting a video game company that actively tries not to appeal to or even hire anyone who already, specifically likes video games will do that to you.
>>750399428Glad you finally admit Nintendo fans are a minority here. This place is full of nds browns
>>750399428>Unironically admitting that /v/ is SonyGAF
>>750399745>>750399804>nintendo isn't the majority therefore everyone is mentally ill about NintendoNo, I'd say it takes mental illness for Nintendo fans to be a majority of anything
>>750399804It's GabeNGAF tho
>>750399804/v/ is a pc boardyour toys can't even access it>>750399745yet you're here, seething at the prospect of your master getting hurtisn't that funny?
>>750399914>He says as he seethes because his masters at Sony are getting prolapsed
>>750399968the last sony console i had was the ps3consoles are for retards too stupid for computers and too poor to understand long term ramifications
>>750400029sorry i meant the ps5 pro
OOT EMU DAY ONE!
It's a minor thing but I'd like to see someone decompile the Switch 2 version of Xenoblade 2 and see if they really did boost KOS-MOS' chancesPeople really thought that was the case when it came out
>>750400095i wish i could understand the tendie desperation of trying to paint everyone they don't like as a snoysony- indianintendo- pakistanyou can both get fucked
>>750400119Fuck emulation, we playing that slop natively.
>>750400174If they don’t paint you as a fanboy of their arch nemesis then they seem far more pathetic for defending a foreign multibillion dollar company. It’s an important coping mechanism for them.
>OP lost the argument for the nth time>Resorts to samefaggingTale as old as time.
>>750395054>Every time you faggots cry muh 80 you're ignoring how many games they've also been selling for cheaperThe only reason they started selling them cheaper was because their shit was flopping (and still is). This doesn't magically erase the fact that they tried to normalize ANOHTER price increase by making Mario Kart $80.
>>750370447fpbp
>>750391143>credit card info cannot be deleted by the userthe fuck is this
>>750395653You wish, snoy
How high are the chances Ocarina of Time will leak 2 weeks before its release like Echoes of Wisdom with a fully working emulator?
>>750387152There's also Dev Mode.The usual cycle with console modding is that the ones who actually break the security are turbo autists with funny morals such as 'we only want to run linux/homebrew, not pirate!111one'. They honestly only want to pwn the system and put Doom on it or something.After that initial break-in, that's where pirate devs start making it so that you can run games and do all the cool stuff.Since Xbox has dev mode, that essentially removes the first break-in group from the equation, and the rest doesn't care enough to do anything else.
This explains a lot about OP.
>>750402869100%
>>750402824you have paid onlineyou have dlcyou have discs that don't have game data on them
>>750371090Xbox One got hacked. How else would people be able to dump games from it?
>>750370386I am so looking forward to emulating Metroid: Ravenous.
>>750394295>When someone capitalizes letters randomly like that I instantly flag them as deeply retardedThere Are Also the ONES who add spaces To all OF their commas/periods as well as the ones who RANDOMLY fully capitalize Every fifth word FOR some Reason that I STILL can't UNDERSTAND , but I'm STARTING to feel like these 3 types are ALL NPCs , AI , or something Similar .
>>7504028690. OoT remake release in less than 2 weeks.
>>750375472>this is your brain on console warnigger threads
>>750383818>PS4 tierits barely PS3 tier lol
>>750402869it's less than 14 days already so 0
>>750396108Zero so far.Some troon set himself on fire last week
>>750403976I'm guessing you did some shit with the spaces but 4chan's formatting cucked them all
>>750395653not even minus one genthey're equally bad now if not worse.
Why did they remove the IP counter
>>750384048True, tendies are financially illiterate.
>>750392869oh boy they have been livid for the last 3 years now
>>750404636harder to obfuscate that the site is on the downhill. Maybe if mods decided to burn away the rot to let the site grow back we would have thread ID, but mods are indians and browns
>>750404636Harder to point out samefags
>>750390697We're cheering because Nintendo deserves it and it makes tendies cry.
>>750404636tendoids complained to abib for long enough he allowed the IP counter to be forfeit, now they can samefag with no problem, spamming ''eric'' schizo boogeyman in every single thread.
>>750404695Where? Last 5 or so years have been total nintendomination.
>>750398686
>>750404636to make you think for yourself instead of relying on an arbitrary counter that is baby easy to bypassof course they failed and AI has made people stupider than ever and they wouldn't even be able to count anymore
>>750370386MAY YOU GET CAUGHT MAY YOU GET CAUGHT
>>750404883on what planet? lolwhy are tendodrones so out of touch with reality?
>>750370386>Tendies seethingNo matter what the cost, that alone is literally always worth it lmao
>>750371962tell me how you intend to play these dumped games
>>750391279Not me, I don't want to play them.
>>750404876> tendoids complained to abibEveryone hate him tho?
>>750400459>Second fastest selling console of all time>Floppingalright, you all love talking shit all the time
Gotta love how the 'caco went so assblasted from others making fun of him or PS5 (or both) with Wan Piss image edits, to the point he himself is now spamming the Gol D. Roger laughing image for his latest spamming psy-op
>>750404997only non-nintendo anons hate himnintendies love him cause he allows them to occupy the catalog freely without opposition.
>>750404960Earth, mostly. In case you are unaware, the switch is the best selling console of all times and the switch 2 is selling really well.
Fire emblem recompilation when?
>>750370447based
>>750404886this has been my life for almost 15 years now.
>>750405141No he banned feh threads and regularly deletes fire emblem
>>750405086great, we have the sametrannying sperg and now the caco spammernow give us the pc vegan spammer and we can get a bingo of tendie schizos
>>750405159Literally all over the internet*links you to a bangladeshi X user *
>>750405159who's gonna tell him
>>750405142>the switch 2 is the best selling console of all timei keep hearing this for the last year and half or so and yet i've never seen a single genuine source for this statement, the PS2 is still the king as far i as am concerned, it was the last console worth getting too.
>>750405251What's that? Want more? Say less
>>750371206Guy is a bootlicker but fucking over Centro is always based.
>>750405303Swing and a miss. Try to read the post again as if you were not an ESL and report back on what your error was.
>>750405292Anon I run Q4 glm 5.3 flash on my gay gayming PC. Pic related is at best a delay. It will filter a lot of actual tech illiterates but a lot of smarter people will just switch to local models.
Im not witnessing the fourth time this is happening and its ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING CYCLE EVERY SINGLE TIMEEVERY SINGLETIME>Wii gets released>LOLOLOLOL NOBODY WANTS THESE SHITGAMES AHAHAHA>Is hacked than emulator released>OMFG LOOK I CAN PLAY ALL THESE GREAT GAMES WITHOUT PAYING AHAHAHAH>Wii-U gets released>LOLOLOLOL NOBODY WANTS THESE SHITGAMES AHAHAHA>Is hacked than emulator released>OMFG LOOK I CAN PLAY ALL THESE GREAT GAMES WITHOUT PAYING AHAHAHAH>Switch gets released>LOLOLOLOL NOBODY WANTS THESE SHITGAMES AHAHAHA>Is hacked than emulator released>OMFG LOOK I CAN PLAY ALL THESE GREAT GAMES WITHOUT PAYING AHAHAHAH>Switch 2 gets released>LOLOLOLOL NOBODY WANTS THESE SHITGAMES AHAHAHA>Is hacked than emulator released>OMFG LOOK I CAN PLAY ALL THESE GREAT GAMES WITHOUT PAYING AHAHAHAHProbably the last time because. This development is obvious to everybody but they will make games partly online so these things wont work in thej future
>>750404636because ctrl+F "tendie" gets 50 fucking results.
>>750405484> is hackedWhere ?
>>750370386Well, the dumps are not fully decrypted. At least not yet. Nintendo may be worried, but there is still no way to play Mario Kart World on a jailbroken Switch 2 or emulator.
i hope we get to see Star Wolf Torsos
>>750405624the game is always online, you will never play it even if they manage to recompile it, unless you let pajeet code a server in python to go with it.
>>750405721Mario kart world isn't always online, what the fuck are you smoking
would clause accept to recompile code if each variable was named after a racist and sexist slur, and function names put together explains the taimanin square massacre happened and that netanyaoo is a genocidal murderer? what about simple things like putting swasticas on textures
>>750405897>the solo hub is all I need to play ok
>>750405080>Second fastest selling console of all timeIt lost even that title ages agoIt was also down YoY in Sept and has been way down in Japan since the price hike. And lets not even compare attach rates to the Switch 1 or even the Wii U (yes these numbers include Mario Kart World's bundle). Sales were just front loaded
>>750405974I play with my bros every weekend and I can play alone alright, did you forget to take your meds today?
where's May You Get Caught fag?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA DO I BUY IT OR NOTI DON'T WANT A FUCKING USELESS BRICK
>>750406067delete this sir
>>750375472>why do you guys want to play their games for free when you can pay 600 dollars for a console that can only play 80 dollar games
Eric really did a number on this thread, hooly hell. Guess the Oot remake raped his little ootsnoy mind lmfao
>>750372878AI stole everyone's lego toys without their permission. Children are sad.
>>750406067Now lets see if that grossly negative cope change in around 2 weeks.
>>750381408Centro is just sharing the information. If anything it's easier for Nintendo to know what's happening. No reason to sue that retard
>>750391279Aesop had their number before they were even born.
>>750406213you already missed the old priceswait for a proper, mature jailbreak and hope there's no further price changes if nothing's pushing you to bite the bullet so faror keep a look at used, you get good deals from time to time
>>750406641The switch 2 is 10 million software sales behind the switch 1, time assigned. What the fuck has released since then that will make that up? Fire emblem? The game that sold less the Soiverine?
>>750406850>old pricesI am buying an used one on kikeazon. I don't care about scratches. Exactly 400€, doesn't seem like a bad price, but I don't want to get dabbed on by PCfags and watch them emulate before we get actual piracy
>>750392150Turd worlders are usually in favor of piracy, those from the first world are usually the bootlicking fags
>>750394061I hate how expensive controllers have gotten, but it's not like Nintendo's alone on that front.
>>750370447Retards thought it was unhackable. I look forward to the Switch 2 being 100% open by the time Pokemon comes out because I want discord injection bots working day one.
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>>750406975well you can be sure emulation eventually will be a thing, and as time passes it'll get better, that's inevitableother than that is a total crapshoot. could be next month, could be a couple years from nowi think jailbreak comes first, but i'm basing this particular opinion on fucking nothing
>>750406641>>750406940The only notable title was Splatoon Raiders and that was grossly outsold by fucking Rhythm Heaven of all things. What the report will show is Switch 1 games sell and Switch 2 games don't.
>>750407591Well fuck it, I'm not poor, I will buy one for now
Exclusives can't die fast enough.I have a sick gaming pc, and yet nintendo is telling me, no, if you want to play our game, you have to buy a redundant, shitty computer that will struggle to run the game at 1080p 60fps in the year of the Lord 2026.
>>750407806This. People whine all the time about how streaming services exclusives are cancerous, but none of those services force you to buy a shitty overpriced timebomb hardware to use them. Haven't used my hacked switch since 2023 because emulation has completely replaced the damn thing
