I wonder what it is.
>>750489897>Walmart boxCan't be very good.
>>750489897>>750489997
>>750489897>>750489997Show us your dildo already
>had to buy xer dragon dildo from walmarttimes really are tough huh
I'd like to see it, OP.
>>750489897I came in my main today.
>>750490112cute, link waited for his princess to arrive
>>750490112Not an orb, shame.
>>750490112>brap of the mild designsposer faggot retard
>>750489897>>750489997>>750490112>didn't even show off his hands
>>750490112babymaking SEX with this link
>>750490174>kill yourself gavin
>>750490112Cute dolls, anon.
>visit anons house>wait till he is in the bathroom>cut a line in his favorite plushes crotch>creampie>sew back uphehe the perfect crime
>>750490278Thank you.
Make a video of them doing it
>>750490112CUTE!!!!
>>750490112>autoerotic asphyxiation
>>750489897>>750489997>>750490112>>750490264>>750490303
>>750490396A nut for you.
>>750490308I'm afraid I can't do that, Anon.
>>750490112my kids have the wind waker ones
>>750490465Why the fuck not?
>>750490465What are you, a coward?
>>750490569>>750490595Wholesome SFW only, Anons.
>>750490790Then why are you inferring that Zelda is about to become a cuckquean?
>>750490790Cmon just put her flipped over head on links crotch or something
>>750490863No she's not.
>>750490972I've seen the video game magazine ad from GamePro, anon. You're not fooling me.
>>750491090>the video game magazine ad from GameProMay I please see it?
>>750491127polyamory isn't cute and sfw anon
>>750491195They are all friends.No intercourse between my plushies.
>>750491127They are waiting for you to leave the room so they can gangbang
>>750491304They are not doing that.I promise.
>>750491279Nah man they're fuckin', I know these things.
>>750491304Mario is asexual and Kratos prefers to watchIt's just gonna be Zelda, Link and the dogs
>plushiesyou gay as hell
>>750491456No I'm not.I'm straight.
>>750489897>BotWtrannyIt's probably your bad dragon dildo
>>750491454False.
>>750491859Silence, snoy.
>>750490173Silence, snoy.
why lil blud crashing out?
>>750489897Stop posting this shit
>>750491974I'm just calling out the anti-Nintendo posters in this thread.
>>750490112Coom on them and post it
>>750491127Tell them a bedtime story.
>>750492204No.
>>750492328Later.I will wake them up later to tell it.
You too, OP? Mail day!
>>750493132>Hello, children!>Have you heard about Scientology?
>>750493176Neat!
I love mail day, I really must say
>>750493176What's in the cat?
>>750493212>We have, and we don't like it.>Ok.
Final picYes, I did get the deluxe edition and yes it does come with a body model with her tits and vag out
>>750493269A deep and vicious hunger for cardboard
>>750493487This feels deeply manbaby'ly.
>>750493515Well, I promise you I am not that.
>>750490112>>750490264>>750490303>>750490480>>750490790>>750490998>>750491127>>750493487now put link in the corner...
>>750493247Hornet looking kinda thicc.
>>750493551No.
>>750493570She was expensive so she better be
>>750493545You quite literally are
I hate to say it but this thread is making me substantially uncomfortable. OP are you in a diaper right now?
>>750493943I am quite literally not.
>>750493957No.
>>750493964Delusional. Just own it man.
>>750493753I know exactly where you got that thing.
>>750494017I have above-average intelligence.
>>750493964You have a fucking steve plushie, a kratos plushie, numerous nintendo switch games and a fucking chef from south park plushie all arranged in such a way that denotes childish mind.You are a man child.
>>750494070And you are a manchild, as many in your iq range are. If you're happy then that's good, be happy. Don't be deluded though.
>>750494103At least I'm not a bad man.I'm a good man.I'm the jolliest man on 4chan.
>>750494065I mean I bought it through a website that you probably can't guess. I didn't know the brand did those furfag models. For the record, I don't own anything like that trash.
>>750494154Ok.
>>750494192So you are a man child. PACK IT UP BOYS, THIS ISN'T A WHOLESOME MAIL DAY REVEAL, THIS ANON IS A MAN CHILD WHO GETS OFF TO HUMILIATION.
You haven't cursed once in this thread.
>>750494283Wholesome christian thread, you see.>>750494174You got an anthropomorphic sexy bug lady, dude. Not really that different.
I'm going to buy a Star Fox plushie next month with my money that I have left after buying OoT 2026, GTA VI, and a GTA VI DualSense controller.Then, in December, I will buy a Donkey Kong Bananza plushie, and separate the Pauline plushie from the DK plushie and put the DK plushie on a shelf or something.
>>750494334I got a fucking statue of a cool character from an actually good video game. What that guy has is some goon trash of objectively terrible characters that I would smash with a bat if I had half the chance. Fuck you faggot. I am nothing like that loser.
>>750494283I don't really curse because it's rude.If I must use language, I censor it.
>>750494334Nigger whore cunt kike faggot dyke 666 spic shit dick fuck chink bitch piss
>>750494430Won't you take that somewhere else?
>>750494482Fucking whore bitch cunt hell bastard nigger shit
Showing Zelda my console gaming battlestation.For my Xbox Series X, I have a special adapter that will allow me to play GTA VI with the fancy GTA VI DualSense controller.
>>750494625Calm down.
>>750494715666 TKD TND TPD TFD Fuck fuck fuck bitch bitch cunt
>>750494953What are you doing?
Actual autism thread kek
>>750494953>>750494430>>750494625this indian man is suffering from dehli belly
>>750495173And?
>>750489897>>750489997>>750490112>zelinktranny thread
>>750493247Source for the fig?
>>750495235I am not him.However, Zelda and Link do look good together.
>>750495286Yeah that's why im gonna sneak into your house and fill them FUCKING.
>>750495207Are we sure he's Indian?
>>750495323You can't do that.
>>750495207
I need to check if the Raji games are on Xbox Game Pass.
>>750495338I can do whatever I want. You will get cucked.
>>750489897give it back ty'jamal'ronius
Jhooth Bole!Kauwa Kaate!
So funny how foidslop art makes Link look like 10 feet tall male model steroid abusing gigachad with 20 inch dick. Foids literally can't imagine loving a man who isn't like this
>>750495363How can you do that when I am single?Checkmate.
>>750495281There was only 113 or so products made, you've missed out my guy.
>>750495145Cursing. You should try it. Bitch.
>>750495434I don't do it in public, nor in public forums such as this wonderful place.
>>750495370I am white.
>>750495471>this>wonderful placeExtremely retarded opinion. /v/ is a retarded nigger board.
I'd like to buy figma zelda but I'm a neet and don't have much money.
>>750490595Bro your lizard is desaturated
>>750489897>>750489997>>750490112>>750490264How old are you anon?
>>750490112These look way too small to fuck, whats the point
>Zelink guy>that tendie that calls everyone PC vegans>Gavin>that other tendie who calls people eric and macacoHow many people worship Nintendo and suffer from these odd traits?
>>750495623The snoys are the only ones here who aren't very bright.
>>750495780She does that.
>>750495889I'm 21.
>>750495929Silence.
>>750495893You don't do that to them.That's the point.You pet them, and hug them, and wrap them in blankets, and let them watch you play video games.
>>750496006I don't believe you. You're definitely mid forties, balding and friendless.
>>750495405>couldn't even get a waifuBrooootal
Hyperconsuming leftist Nintendo manchild.
ZelinkOP I know it's you
>>750496448Silence, snoy.
This is fucking vile.
>>750496489No, it's worse than that. It's another guy who used to go by "Pauline Theorist". He would make erotic fanfiction of Pauline from Donkey Kong: Bananza, hence his name.
>>750496529>He would make erotic fanfiction of Pauline from Donkey Kong: Bananza,This is false.
It's shower time for me.
>>750496529I remember that guygod his threads were funny
Does nobody see it? Lol
>>750496864is there a hidden cado/ganondorf somewhere?
>>750496893Dont play stupid with me boy. I know what language it is and what it says.
Did you beat Bananza yet?
>>750493247Nice legs
>>750496928What the fuck are you talking about lol
Why are you retards giving Gavin attention? The mentally ill piss fetish pedo unironically want to be a 4chan celeb.
>>750497193>>750496419Look at the song cover
Such a weird little faggot.
>>750497376with the earings and the makeup?Yeah buddy that's his own hair.
>>750497428You know damn well I meant OP
I have returned from my shower.The fun will resume shortly.
Who here loves cinematic cutscenes?
>>750497272Yes anon it's a classic everybody knows it.
>>750497485That little faggot got his own jet airplaneThat little faggot he’s a millionaire
>>750497672Of course sir
>>750497767Kek.I dream of owning a fancy car.Something along the lines of a 2004 Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class.I drive a Fiat 500 because I am very short.
Fun fact!According to Google, "Jhooth Bole Kauwa Kaate" released on November 23rd, 1998, two days after the release of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Link bundle!
>>750493515Worse. It's gavin, a piss gargling pedo and a crippled mentally ill freak
>>750496524Gavin do be like that
>>750499171>Worse. It's gavin, a piss gargling pedo and a crippled mentally ill freak
>>750499242>Gavin do be like that
nibba could be playing video games instead of taking shitty photos of the first fifteen minutes
>>750490013
actual kino on /v/
Spamming your gay little avatar image won't save you gavin, you sad freak. You will burn in hell
>>750489897so you're saying your "package" "came" in the "male"?
>>750499314
>>750499339Cry me a river, baldy.
>>750495717Look at the Hasbro Zelda figure, you're getting the basically the same figure with the same articulation for under half the price, the only major trade off is no alt faces but honestly man the ToTK Zelda figma fucking sucks, she's a traffic cone with arms and the upcoming hasbro figure is the same but way cheaper
>>750499350No, not like that.
>>750499370Not your boogeyman gavin. Stop sperging out or you'll tip over your wheelchair What's with the antisemitic larp you did back in the day tho? Thats not very kosher of you
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai released on October 16th, 1998, 1 month and 5 days before the release of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Fun fact: gavin draws naked pregnant Luna loud in his free time when he's not shitting up the board
>>750499515>Not your boogeymanCalling the snoys boogeymen is a deflection tactic of snoys.>What's with the antisemitic larp you did back in the day tho? Thats not very kosher of youIf you had proper reading comprehension, you would know that I took all of that back 3 years ago.Myles MacKenzie is Jewish and I support him.
>>750499612This is false.
>>750495717Don’t do it. She fucking sucks ass and her claves are bolted to the bottom Of the dress. Essentially no knees or movement.
Damn i know this autistic motherfucker is a retard... but bollywood? Really? Fucking hell
>>750499612Disgusting.
>>750499689It's false.That is ACf*g, who is trying to smear me.
>>750499723Lmao nta but no it isnt. You are dogshit at spotting schizos
What the fuck is this thread? Jannies, do your job!
>>750499749Yes, it is false.I am very intelligent, and I am able to identify snoys.
>>750499749>nta but no it isn'tYou're not fooling anyone.
>>750499821Ruh roh schizo meltie
>>750499850Snoy meltie.
>>750490174if this dude really is this sad then why torture him? seems like you're already better off than him, right?only a very miserable person would look at that and try to drag them down further
>>750499640>>750499723You know we can all just read your funny straya fruit thread, which you yourself made btw
>>750500035The torture will continue until he get the hint and fucks off forever in the same way he got chased out of /aco/ and the farms.He's a falseflagging little crip shitstain who makes discussing anything nintendo related impossible and in cahoots with 2 other notorious shitposters
>>750500305>in cahoots with 2 other notorious shitpostersNot true.
>>750490278How the fuck she do that?
>>750500318Next comes the part where you pretend some favela monkey hacked your trip .
>>750500484Go screw yourself, ACf*g.I know my trip was stolen.
Mmhm. A low iq monkey totally hacked your account. You specifically.This conveniently happened right after you exposed yourself as the urine consuming diddybludYou totally didn't just tell him the password on discord
>>750500638>the urine consuming diddybludThis is false.>You totally didn't just tell him the password on discordI didn't.I don't know him on discord.
Lying is a sin gavin
>>750500853I'm not lying.You are.
>>750499612I used to know a guy who did that. I wonder if it's the same spaz.
>>750494334>>750491408Very cute Lady Bow.Where did you get it?
