>>750499287
she cucks you lol

>>750499338
No fucking way

>>750499362
she wants to fuck another character whether you're already in a relationship with her or not and keeps flirting with him

>>750499438
w larian for writing a believable female character

>>750499438
>putting males in your group
if you didn't run only with the Lae'zel/Shadowheart/Karlach/Minthara harem you're asking to be cucked

>>750499287
No, she's a clusterfuck of a character.
She almost comes off as bipolar at points.

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Shadowbush won.

She alone carries more market value than the entire Starfield put together.

>>750500143
She is literally brainwashed bro, of course she seems bipolar.
>>750499287
BG3 is a great game and Shadowcute is my wife.

She's a canonical whore with a tranny gf
No, this is not making shit up, it's her backstory

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>TAV!
>QUICK! YOU MUST FIND A CURE OR YOU WILL DIE!
>just kidding! Nothing bad will ever happen to you!
>we want you to rest as much as you can since half the content is in the camp!
>Anyway
>Want to learn magic from Gale? You can maybe fuck Mystra the goddess of Magic if you do!
>Surprise! It's actually gay flirting. We will make your character look sad if you reject the gay sex, and you can't kill him now!
>If you do, it's a game over haha!
>We're whimsy like that
>Surprise! Nigger invites you for a gay dance and vows to win your heart! No you can't get rid of him
>Look! Flamboyant fag lies there half naked with an exclamation mark, you better talk to him if you don't want to miss a side quest!
>Surprise! It's gay flirting! But at the very least you can get rid of him
>You want to romance any of the female characters? You have to work for it chud.
>Anyway, look, we got some gay gnomes that never shut up about being gay!
>I bet you figured we don't take the game we made seriously
>We're whimsy like that
>Oh yeah, just scroll down from all the flirting options with a gay bear druid if you want to progress the story
>Uhh, sorry about the quality drop in act two, we only worked on act one during early access
>So anyway, who cares about the tadpole thing, gay bear druid gay flirts with you!
>Oh and you HAVE to save the lesbians from the evil white dad or you don't get a companion quest and all your work from act one is ruined!
>Fuck off chud they have to scissor first
>We're whimsy like that
>Your reward for all this is a 5 second cutscene of a tree growing by the way
>Oh, remember the waifu you created in the beginning?
>I bet you were anticipating a playthrough where you simp for your tulpa
>Surprise! It's a gay nigger squid! And he gay flirts with you!
>Enjoy gay dating simulator in the city!
>We have a trans drag kween cameo!
>And you better go help the natives accept the refugees and tell them diversity is our strength!
>We're whimsy like that

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>>750500439
>sweaty half-elf tits

>>750499287
she's a good girl

>>750499287
no game is worth buying for just one female character. if you aren't interested in the actual game just stick to fan art and porn

>>750499338
>>750499362
>>750499438
Crazy how I did a Shadowheart romance run and NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED

why do retards just go on here and lie? She only ever talks about having an open relationship if YOU bring it up first

>>750499287
If you do, go Dark Urge origin.

>>750499287
Even if you ignore the cuckshit, she's canonically used goods, her whole religion is about being a degenerate edgelord and has had casual sex with other members

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She is very lovable, is she not?

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>>750501234
>My perfect wife Shadowcute is not faithful if I bring it up. Surely this means she will remain faithful if I never address it with her :-)
always impossible to tell you with you shartniggers. delusion? painful naivete? cuck fetish?

>>750501234
she talks about how she wants and dreams about having with Halsin whether you bring it up or not lol
And the party dialogue barely changes from your choices which includes her and Hlasin flirting whether you approve or not
cope dumbass cuck

>>750501376
>>750501387
y'all cucked yourselves

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>>750501407
I have never romanced Shadowheart, so, no, I haven't, dumb Shartnigger.
Of course, that would be because I am not a cuck fetishist.

>>750501407
>>750501407
>y'all
AHAHAHAHA

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>>750500535
>chud meltie at 120 hours
>plays 100 hours more

>>750501426
>>750501442
cuck meltie

>>750499362
Just go evil durge giving into all urges, that's what I did the first time. It makes the game more hectic and you miss all the shit like halsin cucking or the mandatory lesbians because you simply kill them all. I had no idea about any of this my first playthrough and romanced shadowheart

>>750501479
>nuh uhh it didnt happen im not a cuck
yeah ok cuck lol

>>750501552
damn cuck you're mad af lmao

>>750501578
not as mad as this post lol>>750501234
i didnt happen i trust my shartie!

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>>750500535
>play stupid games
>win stupid prices

>>750501532
Sorry to say, even if she isn't cucking you with Halsin, she's probably still sniffing around behind your back, dumb shartnigger. Not to mention she's used goods before you even meet her.

>>750501629
How do you live day-to-day being this insecure and filled with seething cuck rage? Serious question

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>>750501668
Project all you like, it will not make Shart any more faithful to you

>>750501668
Ask this guy>>750501234

>>750501692
>>750501703
cucks

>>750501754
sorry im not the one who romanced shadowshart lmao keep seething anyway

>>750499287
You can have her in your crew 10 minutes in the game. There are three sey scenes with her. One is sharing her with a bull, other is just you and her and it's PG 13 and third one is a foursome that's just fade to black. Witcher 1's sex cards outdo all the kosher intimacy directed sex scenes in BSG3.

>>750499338
>>750499438
No what actually happens is you have the option to cheat on her with whores and if you go through with it, she outright says "ok then if you're going to be cheating whore so will I"
If you stay monogamous she will never bring up that bullshit ever. It's literally a cuck saying he wants to see other people so the partner goes ahead and does it and the cuck gets mad that what they set in motion happened.

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Link it.

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today I will remind them

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>>750502035
>I asked for an open relationship, now I am upset because I am a cuck

>>750499287
She's cute and I like her voice actress. I put a small mod in to make her hair a bit sexier.

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>>750502062
all the other girls tell you to go fuck yourself
only shart is down to get railed by big bear cock

we all had her, you married her

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>>750500613
so cute...

>>750502151
>he tried to cuck himself every time, but only Shart gave him what he wanted

>>750499287
The cuckold choice btw
Same with gay vampire for fags and "women"

>>750500535
coincidentally you can avoid the majority of this shit.

>we want you to rest as much as you can since half the content is in the camp!
valid though

Everything else from the lesbian daughters (You can just kill the butch and get the literal best 2h weapon in the game from it), the gay gnomes (pick the other option to speed up the windmill), and the bear (forsake the grove and get a blowjob from the evil drow woman instead) are all perfectly valid options that you do not get punished for at any point in the game

>>750502381
>you do not get punished for at any point in the game
Playing this "game" is punishment

>>750502492
it's fun

>>750501234
Wrong. Get correct troon.

>>750502035
>game comes out of EA
>devs notice most popular options are shart and the vampire
>devs also hear feedback from troons clamoring for halsin and polygamy
>"yeah just make the popular characters be poly with the player and halsin lol"
imagine having devs be this submissive to forum troons

>>750499287
>strip her naked
>get to see her smooth vag
Actually feels good man. I hired a thicc dwarf bitch just to sit her in my camp perma nude for something to look at.

>>750501426
>retard who only fucks men decides to chip in to diss the female romances
lmao

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>>750499287
Ya

>the sales are so bad shills are actually tasked with trying to appeal to chud with porn
>Shills, with their condescending view of a chud do not understand what chuds are actually attracted to
>Comes off as a scam to get people to buy the gay dating sim with "but there is a fully modelled pussy in there chud"
>Game is so bad nobody even makes the porn with the models
Man
The desperation after 3 years is so obvious
Like just how much more do you need to open your asshole up to try and get to meet the fake sales numbers the third parties assigned to you

>>750499287
>Is it worth it to buy Baldur's Gate 3 for this character? She makes my cock hard.
Sure, but IMO Lae'zel is the better romance in the game.

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>>750503745
so long, frog bowser.