On in a few minutes? Any reasonable expectations to be had or will it be wack?https://www.youtube.com/live/9OPoiRcze0w
>>750513265>actually caring about this wokefestishygddt
>>750513308This is Nintendo there aint none of that nonsense here.
>>750513265These are never worth watching.
A new zelda.
20 second warning!
is today a good day to kms?
it's prolly gonna be shit but i have nothing better to do so might as well watch it
>>750513430not if you love comfy games and farm sims
>jrpg farmslop on second 1INDIE GAMING IS THRIVING
>stream starts>niggerokay
this isn't out yet? I thought it was in the switch 2 direct
>>750513430no, tomorrow for sure
WELCOME TO INDIE WORLD!
>>750513485literally fucking where?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzZzzz
Pretty interesting start
>>750513529blind ass
>shota souls
>>750513529the first game that was shown
>>750513341>This is Nintendo there aint none of that nonsense here.
UOOOOOOOOHHHH SHOTA
>Celeste devsholy kinoi
>from the creators of celesteit's troonslop...
>using the fucking namefag threadKill yourself.
>Nintendo AI buffet worldlet's go !
I don't know why I'm watching this shit. Best thing that could possibly appear is Katana Zero DLC
get ready tendies
>tranny game already
>>750513579I’m nonbuynary.
>>750513579Not an indie. Order up.
>>750513634why didn't you make a non namefag thread?
this fucking voice over is killing me
Does anything good ever get shown in these?
>>750513529In his mom's bedroom XD
>Journey at homeBased
>RogueliteBARF
>every indie game is Journey
>>750513650sex with the real alicia
>>750513659>>750513139>>750513139>>750513139
>>750513265>slop>slop>slopGood Nintendo Direct today guys!
why don't they just make qualityslop?
>>750513697There could be a surprise nintendo announcement.
>>750513634I am a generational poster so you can go away with that.
>>750513770Yeah. Cadence of Hyrule was announced at one of these, wasn't it? Could get a spin-off.
Weird seeing pixel art come back after the late 10s over saturation.
If you aren't releasing this year I will hate your game
>friendslopend it
Coon game!
>AI can never replace human creativity!!!>Human creativity:
>Super Battle Golfnice
>>750513843luv raccs
>friendslop about trash
>Over the Hedge friendludo
>Dumpster GangThat's just /v/
>>750513886>Cross-platformThat's interesting
>>750513861good morning saaar
PAW Patrol let's go!
>>750513634i have anonymize on sorry
Every fucking announcement is "jump, attack, press buttons and look at a screen in this cool game!"
>>750513934More chaos which is the point of the game so cool.
dogs and raccoons are so cute i wish they were real
>>750513976>>>/tv/
>>750513942>admits he didn't watch the Direct
finally some nippon ludo
>>750513974Its ok I'm one of the good guys
>First raccoons, now dogsAre wild animal sims the future?
I think the one positive effect of this A* sloppa period is that with 1000 clones of the same idea, people will finally have to accept making a game doesn't make you a game designer
la creatura
The Kitsune one looks pretty but I couldn’t understand what’s about
>with your friends>with your friends>co-op:<also fox weebshit
>cozyslop ft. browns
So many BotW clones these days.
>Spirit crossdressing
>corporate artstyle>melaningersEWWWWWW
I do wish someone would make a snowboarding game without the COZY™
Unlock fast travel!
> Brap Games
get these fucking naarmgroids off my screen
Is there any game that's been shown that can't be generated in a week of focused prompting?
Definitely not playing this trans leftoid coded game.
>>750514129me neither but i think there are foxes in it
>Australian humor The horror...
>>750514162pls understand, lifelong game lovers just discovered gaming in 2017
i don't trust anything to come from aussie land after mixtape and lesbian space princess
>>750514215>>750514219>>750514220>>750514225why haven't you killed yourselves yet
Yay a pixel game!
>>750514252but they made Mad Max and Silksong so surely that balances things out no?
>>750514265I'm not a tranny
rape arm game.coolest game shown so far
can't wait for the AI clones of the arm game
Retro visuals to evoke a sense of nostalgia
>>750514283>Silksongtroon slopAussies are still on thin ice.
>fucking idle gamewrap it up
>ethical addiction
ok so theres no deltarune chapter 6 or e33 portgot it
more like quirk chungus slop world
>>750514179Isn't that Steep? it usually goes on sale dirt cheap
>>750514346e33 will be saved for a mainline direct.
Ehhhh, only Super Battle Golf's been interesting so far.
>>750514346>deltarune chapter 6Isn't Deltarune usually in the regular directs?
>FOTM but last year !Iwata died for this
What's with all the fucking raccoon games
>>750514346>no gay gamesthats good
Racoon direct
>>750514297you're about as annoying as one.
Now let's see the Japanese stream
>>750514346Chapter 6 isn't even coming out until next year. We just got chapter 5 four months ago.
Who are these directs for? Who has time to play this crap when there are so many AAA games coming out weekly now?
>animal protagsbetter than browns
>the absolute state of indie games
>>750514426well it surely can't be worse
That was quite the sizzle reel.
woof, that was rough
>>750514453the cool indie games won't be at the nintendo indie world showcase, they will be on pc.
>>750514446TendiesThey are always starving for games so it’s more likely they buy this shovelware
>no One More Thingwhy even bother?
HAPPY GAYMING
GRADE THE INDIE WORLD PRESENTATION!I give it a C (for coon). Nothing exciting, nothing depressing. Just a solid C.
>>750514179What did you think?
Lame and gay, I'll just grab the shota souls.
>>750514393>claude give me an idea for a quirky chungus marketable main character for an indie gamethen they all got the same answer
>>750514515F
Tenjutsu looked cool
>>750514542>Ffor "Fun"?
the kitsune game was the only thing that interested me, what a disappointment
the petal runner cat is rapemeatthat's my opinion on this indie world showcase
>>750514521The colors aren't my thing but keep an eye on it
>>750513265dogshit slop
Indie Directs usually suck but this one sucked even more than usual. Is Nintendo that desperate for games that they thought it would be a good idea to have a Direct for this shit? There wasn't even a "One more thing"!
I want this raccoon game to succeed and be very profitable, only because I want to shove it in the face of the guy who gave up on Snaccoon.
This direct always sucks ass, not sure why anyone thought it would be different
>>750514446Nobody. These games are usually art style over substance. They get some impulse purchase sales but usually don't make much money. But AAA? Are you fucking retarded?
>>7505145152 raccoons out of 5
>>750514616No, these indie tranny devs pushed and paid for this.
this bakudo game in the japanese stream looks pretty cool
>>750514515C for the games, F for the presentation, even the presenters seemed like they didn't want to be there.
>Turn on JP stream>1v1 anime girl dodgeball Now this is kino
>>750513265>Any reasonable expectationsA shit load of PC ports
>>750514638Always keep your expectations on the ground, but always keep reaching for the stars!
>Tendies>They are always starving for games so it’s more likely they buy this shovelware
i want to have gay sex with the winds of viridia protag
Oh more about Kitsune in JP stream
Neat
>>750514728There aint gonna be a direct until February so it's better than nothing.
>the kitsune game was the one last thing for japanese directwtf was NoA thinking having nothing for last instead of just doing this
>>750513265>winds of viridia>winds of time>dead cells making some beat em up>everything else is quirk chungus and/or co-opwhy is that all indie games are anymore? "oh em gee, look at this new indie game!!! You're a DUCK, and you SHOOT EGGS OUT YOUR BUTT, to PAINT PICTURES!!!!! This is totally amazeballs bro"like I don't want to sound like a completely miserable fuck but where are the actual video games that are supposed to be cool or fun? It's all animals getting into mischief or some vaguely cartoon inspired character doing a job or something inbetween
I'm intrigued by that sword riding game but much of everything else was gay and lame.I hate how everything is le heckin' cute and cozy! May as well change to "estrogen world showcase"
>>750514790yeah where's Duskbloods?
>>750514446It’s for nintendo themselves moreso than players. Most gamers don’t care about these games and/or already played the games on pc, but by giving indie devs their own special little direct, nintendo gets to advertise themselves as the premier home for indie devs and get them to put their games on the system. Overall, it’s mainly just to bolster their brand image than anything; if it was a non-factor they wouldn’t even bother with them given no one really gives a fuck about these games compared to their own and that it doesn’t generate the same buzz as a mainline direct
These all look like shit and I fully believe Claude could make better games if an artist providing their own assets was at the helm
Kitsune and Winds of Viridian have some potential, might not remember tomorrow though. Don't care about the rest + too much FOTM surfing. 6/10 direct
>>750514881Your beliefs are garbage
For me it’s Kitsune and Bakudon
>>750514881100%, the whole modern indie scene is so unimaginative that even AI slop would sell well in the market.
>>750514881the where's waldo bootleg looks fun to me
>>750514968same, I would add sword of the sea but I just bought that the other day on PS5 cause it was on sale
>>750514881>/v/ - Claude Advertising>>750514930based
>>750514830>It's all animals getting into mischief or some vaguely cartoon inspired characterit's either diversity or mischief, you can't have both because depicting niggers nigging is a big no-no
ToT
>>750515096Stay away from the monkey!
went back through the part of the japanese version I missedrhythm doctor and one turn kill look neat, don't know why they weren't included in the english version
>>750515647Its.... not made for foreigners.
>>750515647not cozy enough. le heckin trash pandas are the new thing
Australia has comedians?
>>750515861Every place has comedians except Germany. They are the most unfunny people on earth.
>>750515861yeah, they work in parliament and treat our country like a jokeoh there's some insufferable wannabe faggots too
Threads of Time is a game I've got high hopes for. But well. That game has already been showed off elsewhere. It wasn't that exciting to see more or less the same trailer. Tenjutsu might be cool too. Most of this showcase just looked real bad though. I really wonder what the fuck NoA are thinking. They very well might be damaging Nintendo's brand more than anything.
Isn't the dev of that Kitsune game, the same dev who made all those ps1 style graphics of the tiny girl exploring a flooded and dystopian, presumably post-apocalyptic ruins that people used to post a lot even though no real game or demo was ever available?
>>750516250Is that him? damn he tricked me back then, I’ll surely check him out now
>>750516902>Is that him?I think so? I could be mixing it up with some other dev but I don't think so.
Pattern fags does that mean we will have a direct soon?
>>750515510Nice chart anon
>>750517472We have like 4 months until the next direct.
>no exclusives again Glad that I was smashing the skip 10 seconds button through the whole thing.
real talk though why do the majority of indies use that washed out brown color palette you'd see everywhere on tumblr back in the day
>>750513265i've never watched one of these, indieslop is wortless, now more than ever in the AI slop era
>>750520368Didn't we live through a brown and bloom era in the 7th gen?
