Gook shit.
>>750535540You lost.
Every single time shit up does anything my faith in them plummetsThat AI music video was embarrasing
>>750535612show the fucking game already, mikami
>>750535514This got announced and I was excited for a new game, the first time in ages.Then they went public, hired some retard, made some slop music video. Hope gone again.Back to the emulators lads.
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>>750536042is he working on it frfr no cap on a stack?
>>750536110just having his team there is a fat plus but I'm sure he's advising them too
The shitblood seethemax is going to be biblical holy fuck bros...
>>750535514>AI slopHard pass
>>750535514AI slop?? Ova heeere.
>>750535514gook fishface goonbait, an asteroid will hit your designated shitting street while you're doing your business
>janny would rather autosage my thread than police spammers like >>750535540ok bestie, dread the day of this game's release
>>750535514This is unironically my most anticipated game in a while.
>>750537042jeets are all at rockstar lol
>>750537042>marineschizo and his /tv/ shit again
>>750535514>movie game :/>movie game but asian :D
>>750537641in short 3 seconds of combat snippets >>750536042 they already mogged every westacuck slop in terms of gameplay
>>750535514IGN: 6/10, character design is not realistic
>>750537054God, I'd wish I could go to a shooting range someday, but I'm probably barred from ever getting near a gun because my 65% disability (despite the fact that I know people with 33% that can't even function in society and most people don't even notice I'm an sperg)
>>750537641>never played Stellar BladeIt stops being a "movie-game" 5 minutes in, i.e., immediately after you land on Eidos 7.
>>750536515I bet her brain is the size of her mouth
>>750535514Amerigroid culture isn't western, though.
>>750537641>>750538537It's not a "movie" game, but it is super fucking mediocre action game that overhyped because of culture war mutts and gook bots.
>>750538908It is. Hence European slop being Dustborn, Horizon Zero Dawn, AssCreed, Watch Dogs Legion, Star Wars Outlaws, Returnal, Saaros, Life is Strange, Banishers, Alan Wake 2, Control, Directive 8020, Aphelion, Echoes of the End, Ex Voto, Tell me Why, Lost Records, Unknown 9, Senua, DmC: DMC, Bleeding Edge, Disco Elysium, Samson, KCD2, Wolfenstein Youngblood, Battlefield V, Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2/Swansong and dogshit outlets like Eurogamer.And that's just Europe. Canadians, Australians and New Zealanders also have coal like South of Midnight, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel and Flintlock. You all suck shit lmao
>>750539024what games from 2024 do you think are better than Stellar Blade? name 3
>>750535514Good
>>750535715Everybody hated that and it seems like they got the message. It sounds like next time we'll see Evie it will be gameplay footage.
westbros...
But it isn’t coming out on Xbox thoughbeit
>>750536515This has to be bait
>>750540429I think it will. Shift Up is self publishing so it would make sense for them to do it.
>>750540476Karens are genuinely that out of touch. Their seething will only grow louder.
>>750540610And that unironically, is the man's fault.Weak simps letting ugly foids walk all over them is at the root of the present state of affairs.
>>750540610I could get being outraged about Evie looking too young, but her focusing on the train as if that was the point of the trailer was so absurd that it has to be bait.
>>750535514>AI generated gacha company coomerslop from gookland
Stellar Blade was mid at best in terms of gameplayGod tier goonplay though.
>>750535514>see Kim updates on my timelines>it's just Nintendo horseshit, OW collab or NIKKEGive us some Evie ffs
>>750536515I mean, she's a based train autist, that was funny.
>>750540031Brutal reality check desu
>>750540158Helldivers 2BalatroDragon's Dogma 2
>>750535514finally a stellar blade game that appeals to me
>>750535514Unironic AI-slop.
>>750540158Metaphor: ReFantazio...Ok, 2024 was kind of a shit year
>>750541151>See 3d game>AIBased retard
>>750540880I didn't play the first one because it was clearly just mediocre combat with korean barbies, but the small amounts of combat they've shown for this one look really goodI hope it really is a solid god hand-like action game instead of another soulskiro like because the trailers make it look very good
>>750535514Ew. Looks sloppy.
>>750540158I liked Wukong quite a bit moreI didn't play much else that year
>>750540937Bayonetta update is coming to all platforms soon...
>>750541430I don't care desu. I just want updates of the cute tomboy and it's been like 5 months
>>750535514WTF I love Bollywood acrobatics now!
>>750540031>DustbornLiteral student project.>Horizon Zero DawnWasn't this relatively well-received? Also, jap-production.>AssCreedUbislop>Watch Dogs LegionUbislop>Star Wars OutlawsUbislop>ReturnalActually good game. Not woke.>SaarosCan't remember.>Life is StrangeStoryslop, but well-received.>BanishersCan't remember>Alan Wake 2Kinda decent. Not woke.>ControlMediocre. Not woke.>Directive 8020Mediocre slop. Not woke. Still better than similar productions from gook- or muttland.>AphelionPretty slop from pretty slop french studio.>Echoes of the End, Ex Voto, Tell me Why, Lost Records, Unknown 9Literally never heard of these.>SenuaAmerigroid produced by amerigroid specs.>DmC: DMCShit game, sure.>Bleeding EdgeN/A>Disco ElysiumActually one of the best games in recent decades.>SamsonAnother literally-who game. Is this even woke?>KCD2Good game. Not woke.>Wolfenstein Youngbloodcrap>Battlefield VEuropean Call of Duty, unironically shits all over cawadoodie. Not woke.>Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2/SwansongBad game, but also a nightmare project cleanup job, not unlike Aliens Colonial Marines, except I think they did more respectable job.Stellar Blade is pretty much a Control-tier game. Kinda pretty but ultimately really fucking boring to play and the writing kinda sucks despite having couple alright and atmospheric beats here and there.
>>750535514>AI slop gameNah.
>>750536515It will be glorious
>>750542441>colossal forehead>pouting inbred-looking mouth>fishy eyesThey are not wrong about her looks being nothing special.
>>750535514Which Warframe is this?
>>750542441>>750542703kek, it's working already
>>750542729warframe doesn't have an elbow blade yet, but otherwise yareli I guess
>>750536042The combat feels weightful. I didn't play the first but this one appeals to me. Can't go wrong with tomboy in latex and CQC.
>>750540937I reach want to cup and pinch those cheeks
>>750542853Brother, you unironically have something broken in your brain if you a straight white male and think she looks like she has good genes.
>>750536042Thats what the enemy designs look like? I always figured from the character and level designs it would be a bunch of generic robot and soldier enemies or something. Those look way more interesting than I expected.
No GOG, no buy.
I held the faith through all the shit flinging Shift up endured in the first game, I still hold my faith, harder then ever before, for Stellar Blade 2
>>750535514it'll be another mediocre action game that dangles coombait to brainless bozos like you who think it'll have any kind of massive impact on anything but the dev studio's bottom line
>>750543790maybe, but the short clips of combat do look a lot better than the first game
They better not have two desert levels again and no maps on the smaller levels.
