What we learned this week is that anti-Nintendo sentiment is so strong and deranged that people will willingly side with vibe coded AI slop and piracy over Nintendo.
>PS5 hacked>Steam hacked>Switch 2 hackedIdorts continue to win
I love free games so much bros
NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>750603460It’s free FOR YOU. NOT FOR CUSTOMERS OR THE PEOPLE THAT SPENT TIME AND MONEY TO DEVELOP IT. Mario Kart World was in development for close to a decade because of how difficult it was to adapt an open world Mario kart game to a racing format. You’re actually scum of the fucking earth for stealing it
mmmh, tendie tears
I'm excited to play it soon bros
>>750603364>anti-Nintendo sentimentlol this guy
>>750603612>>750603694>I LOVE AI SAAR PLEASE TO BE DOWNLOADING THE VIBE CODED PIRACY SLOP SAAAAAAAR
>>750603527Based street shitters murdering the open world menace.
>>750603527kill yourself
LMAO
>>750603364I believe it when I can download the emulator+rom and play it myself. It's way too trivial to fake videos like that now.
>>750603527I know this is bait but road trip adventure did this on the PS2 but with more content, a better story and more cars
>people like pirating nintendo stuffare you new or something
>>750603527a whole decade just to learn that it can't be done, what a shame
>"Th-The Switch 2 has lots of games actually!">The only two games people bother to recomp is Mario Kart World and Bananzalmao
>>750603364>vibe coded AI slop and piracy over NintendoI support piracy and vibecoding even when it's not opposed to the most heinous corporation ever walked the earth
>>750603364I don't think anyone learned anything
>>750603936>le most heinous corporation You can’t possibly believe this
>>750603364umm this is illegal you know?
>>750603694I hope you like it, Anon. A lot of the hate is overblown and there's a legitimately good game in there.
>>750604082Whst law are thry breaking?
>>750604251>thry
>You vill own nothing>NOOOOO NOT MY BILLION DOLLAR IP!!!!
>>750604251>Whst
>>750604332Take your fucking meds schizo
>>750603364>people will willingly side with vibe coded AI slop and piracy over Nintendoyeah i dilated hard over this too
Reeeeeeee why won't you open your shekel purse to people who hate you reeeeeeeeee
>>750604001I'm not brainwashed by them so yes, it's not only I believe it it's factually true
>>750603364>IMG_2566That is NOT a 4chan filename
>>750603527no one asked for open world mario kartno one asked for $70 games
>>750603364I'm just happy they are entrapping themselves, by playing Nintendo games they become unconsenting tendies. It's like reverse rape.
>>750603364The funniest part of the whole fake emulator/decomp frenzy is how it proved all, literally all, nintendo hate and how if you like their games you're a bad person, etc, all of that was purely performative, nothing but a larp to fit in with their fellow twitter schizos.For all the constant bitching that all nintendo games suck now and any third party releasing on the switch 2 is a bad game, people instantly swarmed like locusts at the CHANCE that MAYBE with some luck PROBABLY they would get to pirate them they started to brag about how all those great games would be in their hands now, proving it's nothing but sour grapes fagging.Meanwhile the PiS5 did get prolapsed open and literally nobody gives a fuck about barrierstation games, people would rather use it as an overpriced docked switch 1 instead.
>750603364People who take screenshots of social media posts without including the date, and people who repost such screenshots, should be banned from the internet.
>>750603364so?
>>750603735>>750603527>>750603936>>750604082>>750608263
>>750604001Normalizing $80 games is pretty heinous IMO
>>750609262Sony and Microsoft deserve their fair shame of blame for this too.
>>750603454>Steam hackedHuh?
>>750603364AI shit fucking over corporations is the only ethical use of it, yes.
>>750603527Mario Kart World is so poorly made nobody even wants to pirate it. Everyone still prefers 8 Deluxe.
wake me up when there is an actual public emulator build out there
>>750603783Claude emulate Donkey Kong Bananza at 4k 120 fps on a toaster pl0x. Here is the spec sheet and the firmware files and the roms.
>>750606721>reddit spacing >defending nintendo>schizoing out and talking about Sony unprompted Oh yeah, another tranny livestream suicide is incoming
>>750609732Last week someone discovered that you can remove steamworks from most games, so people are leaving the platform en masse because it's not secure anymore.
>>750609931I thought you were already able to do this for years now.
is there gonna be nude mods for splatoon raiders
>>750609931>so people are leaving the platform en masseProof?
>>750603364Or frame it this way: Nintendo is so awful that people would rather side with vibe coded AI slop.
>>750603527>Mario Kart World was in development for close to a decade because of how difficult it was to adapt an open world Mario kart game to a racing formatWell maybe they shouldn't've charged 80 bucks for it. Splatoon Raiders and Star Fox were $50 and I bought that shit IMMEDIATELY.
>>750603364Soooo how well does the Switch 2 exclusive content for Switch 1 work now? Would be pretty funny to bring over my {PC DEVICE} to my friend's house for 8 player Mario Kart Deluxe.
Imagine thinking about all this schizo stuff instead of just accepting that Nintendo has always been the number one target of emulation
>>750603364Well the majority of this board is PC vegans, which is the largest shitposting and trolling fandom in gaming
>>750610595Maybe you should leave if you don't feel like you belong here.
>>750603364>vibe coded AI slopHard to call it slop when it opened the floodgates of emulation for what is essentially a brand-new console, a feat no human could achieve in the 9 years the first Switch was out, but whatever copium makes you feel better.>piracyTurns out most, non-brainwashed people don't want to pay upwards of 4 figures to play games, who knew?
>>750610879I don't mind at all. You guys haven't had a win in a LOOOOOOOONG time so it's kinda cute seeing you guys rally like this.
>>750611181>You guys haven't had a win in a LOOOOOOOONG timethat is just the natural consequences of handing over the concept of physical ownership on it's entirety because a yacht company allows you to rent shovelware for cents
>>750611181>You guys haven't had a winWhat 'wins' have any of the console companies had in the last 5-6 years?
>>750611375My games are all DRM free or DRM bypassed. Zero console consumers can say the same.
>>750611386Are you asking me?
>>750611386
>>750611468All consoles have gamesYes, even snoyIt's having games worth playing that's the challenge>>750611454Are you the anon I replied to? Then yes, that's how discussions work.
>>750609721Nintendo was literally the first to start charging that much. Not to mention $500 for a console with 10 year old tech.
>>750611540>Are you the anon I replied to?So does that mean yes?
>>750611745No
>>750611582>Nintendo was literally the first to start charging that much.literally false when sony was doing $120 releases before then, and MS already had bumped the baseline to $80 (plus dlc) as well
>>750611795Now I'm curious. Why "no"?
>>750609042no wonder he's so fatfat fuck
>>750603364>willingly siding with vibe coded AI slop and piracy over Nintendo
>>750611854Given your previous replies, I don't think you would be able to compose a post worthy of discussion.
>>750612347Oh, okay.
>>750603527
Its so amazing how every faggot who hated the game suddenly like it because it they will be able to be play it for free.
>>750612542>no one could POSSIBLY have played this game and not liked it!Are tendies really this delusional?
>>750612542It's almost like the fox and sour grapes story was supposed to mean something
>>750612542>people are more than willing to enjoy something when at an acceptable priceYea, that’s usually how this stuff goes. Most of the problem with MKW wasn’t just that it sucked, but that they were asking for $80; it sucking was just the spit in the face
>>750612770Why people want to play a game that sucks? How mental are they?
>>750612542false, I still hate botw
>>750609931Immensely retarded post. You could do that for years retard.
>>750609931least tech illiterate post on /v/
>>750613101I hated botw and totk on switch but loved them when I was able to play them on pc at 4k60fps even before they announced the switch 2.
>>750609931indian post
stealing from people I associate myself with is bad, stealing from people I don't associate myself with is good
>>750613208I hated it at 4K60fps and all the graphics mods to increase rendering distance, shadows, etc.
>>750609732It's trueYou can now run PC games on PC
>>750612542Speak for yourself. I continue having no interest in nintendo's library. It's just fun seeing proprietary console DRM be killed off.I cheered similarly for the ps5 jailbreak.
>>750613259ah, the mindset of a true pragmatist. based btw
>>750603364I wish this shit was real but everyone is just cloutposting their non-functioning vibeslop like a buncha troons
>>750613842this. i feel the exact same. Sony and nintendo had it coming
>not one single anon posting their own switch 2 emulator gameplay since the hack
>>750603454>everyone gets hacked>everyone gets free games>tendies are the only ones crying over itexplain this behavior
>>750612542They are becoming non-consenting tendies, and I approve of this form of rape.
>>750614303If everyone can play tendie games then they will know that they arent that good.
>>750609732I'm playing your games for free, PC vegan
>>750612542I played it at a friends. I don't think I'll play it on PC, 8 was better. DD was better.I'll play Metroid Ravenous though.
>>750614303I can't, I'm an idort, not a tendie.
>>750614439>consolegroid finally gets good games from his PC chad friendsEnjoy, console vegan!
>>750614346non-consenting implies people are being forced to play the games against their will.
>>750614485>finallyNot really. I've always have been. There's no sense in purchasing PC games from a DRMfront. Just pirate, you don't own them either way.
>>750614508Non-consenting is they voluntarily went down this dark alleyway and got recomp'd. Being a tendie against their will is justice.
>>750614647>Not really. I've always have been. lol
>>750603364I'll always side with getting a game for free over getting a game for $60+500
>>750610373>Epona staring at Hyrule CastleSOON
>>750603364Everyone is vibe coding everything now, you legitimately need to get with the times.
>>750606525>playing vidya is like rapeyea brother i hear ya
>>750614234what
Anyone got the MKW dump? Can't find it anywhere
>>750603364>W-well, it's vibeslop!Lol. It's nice to see tendiesfinally moving on towards acceptance
>>750606721how many times are you going to say this? it's already over.
>>750609931>people are leaving the platform en masse because it's not secure anymore.>implying you couldnt replace steamapi for decadesTendies cope in the most hilarious ways lmao
>>750603364pc > nintendo
>>750603364>PLEASE THINK OF THE MULTIBILLION DOLLAR COMPANYCan't wait for the nuclear levels of seethe from the board when OOT S2 is leaked and playable on PC before it's officially out.
>>750604417Go play in traffic psycho
>>750604082only for cucked japs who gargle corpo balls, in my eu shithole i can do whatever the fuck i want with piece of media i've purchased and legally can play and modify it's files on any device i see fit
>>750616617So where's the download links?
>>750603364Not interested in shit "games" made for babies, not even for free.
>>750612542>custom filename>not replying to a post (doesn't know how to>unironic tendie pedophile >tranime>ESLIM NOOOOOTICING!!
>>750614659>Being a tendie against their willAccidentally admitting playing a nintendo game is the first step to trooning out?
>>750616907Sorry Nintendo, you'll have to work a bit herder if you want DMCA targets
>>750603364This is literally trans erasure
>>750617216It's funny, they chastise pirates for gloating about their piracy, but then they get pissed off when people don't immediately give out every source for nintendo to take down.
>>750603527HAHAHAHA IM GONNA PLAY IT FOR FREE AND ALSO THE NEW ZELDA FOR FREE AND BANANZA FOR FREE AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
>>750603364What does "vibe coded" even mean?
>>750617216may I see it?
>>750617698basically having surface level knowledge of how coding works
>>750617698asking AI to code for you
>>750617848>surface level knowledgenot even clooooosevibe coding is just giving out instructions in plain english and claude etc shits it out for you
>>750603527But what if i was george floyd?
>>750603364>tendie so deranged and delusional he has to fabricate a persecution complex for himselfHoly insane asylum escapees batman
>>750603527don't bother. Turd wordlers wouldn't understand
>>750617698buzzword used by antis to describe something coded with ai, aka something that should instantly be disregarded because it was made by a machine and not a human being, even though it was able to crack the switch 2 within a week but... nevermind that, it's still slop okay??
>>750616830Likely won't happen. Probably gonna take a week after it releases.
>>750618090>buzzword used by antis nigga its literally a marketing buzzword because "AI generated slop code" doesnt exactly sound appealing
>>750603527G8B8M8
because nintendo is a faggot company that has tried to get all emulation shut down
>>750603783Openly asking for donations is a sure-fire way to get your piracy project taken down. Fools.
>>750613259many such cases
>>750618334>AI generated slop codeis the reason we have bloodborne on PC and will get a bunch of other games on PC, imagine crying about this shit lolnigger brain behavior
>>750619027>but muh totes real ports that are just emulators in a wrapperlol
>>750619076>D-doesnt count!worksonmymachine.png
>>750609931>last weekwhat? you retarded shills don't even play videogames I swearsteamless and goldberg emu have been a thing for decades at this point
>>750603364> anti-Nintendo sentimentyou fucking wish tendieit's tendie fatigue, you fucks have been unbelievably smug and annoying as fuck lately so this bucket of cold water comes at an excellent time, and no, yakuza lawyers this time wont stop progress since it's all AIslopped it just takes 1 tranny vibecodder to shit out a new update to make everything playable instad of fagtroons at GBATemp.
Remember when they delisted tropical freeze from the Wii U store because it was $20, then put it on switch for $60?
>>750603364Fuck Nintendo
>>750614303Tendies are manchildren
>>750603364fellow snoys... we WON
>>750603527>Mario Kart World was in development for close to a decade because of how difficult it was to adapt an open world Mario kart game to a racing format.They never heard of Burnout Paradise? Weird since MKW is just that game painted marioslop
>>750614485>PC>good gamesI have never heard of a single good PC game.
>>750619250lol , i love how this comment is followed by this :>>750619257Absolute poetry lol
>>750619440That sounds like a (You) problem, senpai.
>>750619076who cares man, if it works it works, and the bloodborne one works very well
>>750617848>>750618090But what makes it a "vibe"? Is it making fun of hippies or something, where it's more based on "feels" instead of le facts, logic and hard work?
>>750603527>>750619431>because of how difficult it was to adapt an open world Mario kart game to a racing format.Even the original Burnout had racetracks that sewed at least 3 tracks together to make a "marathon". I sincerely hope anon is writing bait he made up and it isn't actually what he saw someone say sincerely.
>>750604082>t.
MAYYOUGETCAUGHT
>>750619431NFS most wanted ps2 happened way before thatthis is just a case of people bitching and calling it bad because its japanese
>>750618090>buzzwordCould have stopped there.It's caught on because it's true. Like slop or woke. The viber does not check the code (often because there's too much to check). Ironically the machine has only gotten this good at coding because someone was paid to check its work and still is.And also this >>750618334 because "vibe" is a good word to a certain kind of person.>>750619027>finally I can play ancient console games on PC in a virtual machine!>worship AI!>anyone who doesn't is a crying baby nigger!I own my original hardware and discs. I don't need to play something passed through a hundred hands that ignore artefacting and are more focused on installing trannie mascot model swaps.In fact that's probably the most disappointing part about it. You're all slaves to the worst slop out there, but you want it for free, get angry if you cannot have it for free, you're so lazy you're not even the vibe coder slapping together the project or its mods, and no-one in this ecosystem has ever created nor ever will create their own thing. The first thing an anon posted on /v/ about playing R&C1 was that he could do it playing as the trannie Rivet model from Rift Apart with (visually broken) guns from R&C3, and it wasn't even using one of Rivet's porn models where she's a woman.>>750619939Vibe is just a nigger word for feelings, yes.
>>750620505It's bad because marioslop is the most banal safe bet shit in the world, especially when it's biggest claim to fame is something other games did more than 20 years ago, not because it's Japanese.
>>750620505Could you stop being a "Thing: Japanese :OOOO" retard for five seconds and just post images of more nostalgic titles that are open racing world, or adjacent?People just hate Nintendo fanboys for gushing over the mediocre because of who it came from.
>>750603527woop woop
Diddy Kong racing wasn’t openworld but it had a big hub area with different biomes and secrets you could find, that was the template but I guess selling 80m copies of MK8 wasn’t motivation enough to actually put real effort.
>>750620674>People just hate Nintendo fanboys for gushing over the mediocre because of who it came from.The hypocrisy doesn't help. >they still gloat over BOTW winning game of the year back in 2017, lording it over every other game>TOTK loses to Baldur's Gate in 2023>suddenly the game awards are "paid off snoy shills"
>>750603364>>750603527
>>750603364Based Hacker, but Mario Kart World isn't even worth a pirate, one of the worse Kart racers out there, Air Riders is worth it though
>>750620772are you really defending the dorito pope now?
>>750621946No. Nobody should defend him. You can't pick and choose when to listen to game journos, you should always hate them.
>>750614303Sony and Xbox need to have games in order for people to bitch about getting their games stolen in the first place
>>750620772>winning game of the yearI really dislike people who get invested in game awards.
>>750603527The switch 1's shitty hardware was the issue. They realized that as is the game was gonna be stuck at 30 FPS and could dip same with Donkey Kong which was also supposed to be a Switch 1 game. They took so long trying to make it work for the Switch 1 that by the time they started working with Switch 2 hardware they just dropped everything for it and rushed everything to get it out the door for the Switch 2 launch. Game Freak had the same issue with Scarlet and Violet which were originally supposed to be for the Switch 2 except Nintendo told them to push it out for the Switch 1 anyways because god forbid we go 1 year without a major release.
>>750622289>because god forbid we go 1 year without a major release.Not having consistent releases is why nearly 100% of the AAAslop franchises worldwide are fucking dead.
>>750622370>this is a bad thing
>>750622412pretty much every AAA franchise did not start out as a AAA franchise, you're putting the cart before the horse there
>>750603454>>750609931>some furious nintendie manchild made these posts, hoping that pcfags would seethe about steam getting cracked just like how he seethes about Switch 2 getting cracked>PCfags laugh at him harder instead because they've done this for yearsJust how dumb can you cultists get lmfao
>>750622465Call of Duty was specifically set up to be a big budget Halo killer
>>750623048Why would people ever support steam if their games can have the DRM removed and then shared freely? It enables mass piracy.
>>750623209Same reason people release drm free games on steam and gog, and top the charts anywaySorry tendie, nobody cares. You'll just have to seethe on your own.
why are all pro-nintendo warriors brown?
>>750623275>GTA IS FOR LE BROWN PEEPO!meanwhile this is the reality
>>750623259Name one indie in the past 5 years that sold record numbers without putting DRM in their game.
>>750623402>indie>in the past 5 yearsWhy are you such a fucking faggot?Anyway, Deltatroon
>>750612542>um the words "like" and "play" are synonymsWhy are all tendies turd world ESLs?
>>750617385Enjoy your 2fps games
>>750603364Huge Tendie, I got my LoZ Switch 2 yesterday.I don't care, in fact hacking and emulation are good for preservation which Nintendo is historically hit and miss with.None of this affects me, I can play all of these games on my Switch 2 and might even check out the emulator when it's more mature like I did with BoTW and ToTK. The hack needs a new exploit for newer games so it's not like beyond OoT which is a remake anyway, there's any potential for huge spoilers for big upcoming games.Any tendie mad at this is either retarded (highly possible) or someone else falseflagging as a mad tendie.
>>750623402You cant be serious
>>750619219This.The tears of the kingdom shills should've been made to fuck off, but said shills could only name buzzword boogeymen if people voiced displeasure at a $70 DLC.This has been at least three years coming.
>>750623906>preservationThat's a pirate dogwhistle for piracy. Burn in hell you shameless thief.
>>750603364I did nothing and got free ps5 and switch 2 jailbreaks for my system or pc.I also got mass layoffs.I will continue to do nothing.
>>750603364>>750603527What if I don't really enjoy modern nintendo games anyway because of their lower quality, but I want to make sure nintendo loses out on money and the experience of modern nintendo players is lowered as much as possible?
>>750609931LMAO
>>750612542Honestly, i'd rather play 8 than world. The straight line tracks are the most boring thing in the series.
>>750603527>It’s free FOR YOUyep
>>750619250>>750619257I'll never forget Terraria being listed for $.99 on Steam and $29.99 or whatever on Switch eshop. Embarrassing to pay the Tendie Tax
>>750613208its dogshit on PC too.
>>750624352>pay 99 cents to rent a revocable lice you dont own>pay 30 bucks for actual physical ownershipPc vegans can be so stupid.
>>750623306prof. chise will be the only jeet spared on the day of the flush
>>750624419Terraria does not have DRM. You irrevocably own it.All switch releases have DRM. Nintendo can legally remove your game at any time. You do not own itYou tendies pay extra cuck tax for drm lol.
>>750603364I don't have an anti Nintendo sentiment as much as I have an anti tendie sentiment
>>750603364OH NO NO NO NO NOStill not worth pirating.
>>750624419>>pay 99 cents to rent a revocable lice you dont ownNot for this one, Terraria doesnt have DRM. You do own it. Sorry cuckold, now hold the L up for the camera
>>750603527Good morning SAR.
>>750611468
>>750624189This. World is the worst mainline Mario Kart since Super Circuit. It fucking sucks.
I refreshed the tweet from yesterday showing mario kart gameplay and its completely nuked by Nintendo, any new updates?
>>750609931>Last week someone discovered that you can remove steamworks from most gamesYes we know that's a feature.
>>750624513>>750624593Then why do you need a pc to play it? If terraria had no drm, you would be able to play your pc version on consoles.
>>750624805
>>750603364Tendies deserve to be humiliated on a daily basis for being massive bootlickers and nostalgiatards.
>>750603364To side with tendo in 2026 is complete slave mentality though. In fact, siding with any corpo makes you a goylem.
>>750619250Wait, tendies told me nintendo is perfect. Whats going on?
>>750624419Do you support goy cattle cards?
>>750625090Because console drm wont let you play games that arent approved by corporate. That's why you have to illegally(!!!) jailbreak them first and remove that drmThe absolute fucking state of tendies, lmao
Wait, so if we can play games for free, without a Switch 2... What is Nintendo even charging for?
>>750624498>pro-jew jeet will be spared
>>750625328Wrong.>>750625289>do you support nintendo giving customers the ability to resell their games, instead of selling worthless 1's and 0's Yes, i am on the side of ownership and customer rights.
>>750625454>Wrong.Nope. That's how it works. Keep telling yourself sweet lies, tendie.
which looks exactly like mario kart 8 and all the mario kart before it.
>>750625527Sure.
>>750625669It's okay, tendie. Your asshole will heal someday. You'll live.
>>750609732le... Goldberg..
>>750603364death to jewtendo and browntendies
>>750606721>Words words wordsI'm just here for the tendie rageI'm not even going to play the games, but I'll be downloading them, screen capping the emulator running and post it here for the tendie seethe farming
>>750606721you'll survive
>>750609876ANON NO YOU FORGOT TO TELL IT TO MAKE NO MISTAKES
>>750603364It's more anti-console sentiment. Consoles are outdated and useless.
>>750603364May I see it?
nintendo is the least bad of the 3 console companies, but game key cards are literal cancer.>we will sell you a box with a useless "game" in it>it's just physical drm with no game
>>750603364If that's the lesson you got out of this, I guessI instead have learned that chronic shitposters are allowed to make ragebaiting threads and blatant samefagging inside 24/7, if their topics/interests align with at least a janny's
>>750627196>it's nintendos fault that third parties choose the game key card optionanon there are still third parties releasing CIAB's on switch 2
>>750612542I'm not going to play this crap I just like seeing Nintendo and their cultists getting btfo
>>750627259>you dont have to use it, but we'll give you the optionit's shit. digital only if anything, what the fuck is the point of a worthless key card.
>>750627223Or an advertising corpo's. They generously provide funding after all
>>750627259Then Nintendo should forbid them from selling CIABs AND game key cards. Force them to release full physical. Use that sway they have in the industry.
>>750627341yeah i'm sure you've never shitposted about nintendo having such a strangle hold on the industry pre playstation
>>750603527Perfect b8
>>750612542I hate it because it's open world.These fuckers had the stupid idea of making a racing game open world and metroid open world.Even if these games were free I wouldn't play them. Fuck it they are free now and I don't want to waste my time with them.Fuck open world and fuck the idiots that think it's a good idea to ruin games with such a stupid idea.
>>750603364cope harder faggot, I will own everything and be happy
>>750625587Why are niggers like you incapable of closing background tabs or installing extensions instead of bookmarking shit?
TENDIES DOO SOMETHING
I'm aware it's a lot of fàboys doing it, but I have a switch 2 and the game and I'm fine with people playing the game trough emulation if they didn't felt like buying a whole console for it. Hell, i'll probably try it out because it will allow easy modding which isn't possible on the console yet.
>>750626904You could farm a lot of izzat and "tendie rage" posting download links to those emulators and recomps to prove they are real.
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST WISH FOR MONEY AND HAPPINESS THATS CHEATINGThis is what anti ai code people sound to me
>>750627883You are one of the good ones
>>750603454>when your 15K dollar PC ad 5K monthly token subs allow you to play 1500 dollar worth of games....
>>750627259>>third parties choose the game key card optionDeboonked. Nintendo's forcing GKC down everyone's throats
>>750627883I'm honestly jealous. I got the first Switch thinking it would be easily moddable, but I got fucked with a Mariko unit instead.
>>750627984he could also farm tendie tears by watching you squirm like the little goycattle that you are
>>750612542I hated botw. I hated totk less but it still wasn't great. I really, really do not like open world collectathon design. It feels completely pointless, like a giant checklist, especially when 99% of the time, the reward is a weapon that breaks or a korok seed.
>>750628036ironically this only makes piratefags mad
>>750628060Why so afraid, rajeshCome on now show you aren't just some brown subhuman
>>750628081>yes goy physical is dead>btw we killed it but we're gonna say it's your faultShalom
>>750628001having more happiness will ultimately devalue it, and everything that used to give you happiness you will eventually stop caring about. this is a horrible monkey paw, you are just too stupid to realize it
>>750622087GT7 alone is better than every switch 2 game combined lel
>>750628136Can it play Art of Balance or Sonic Superstars without fucked up graphics? Only then can I say it's native.
>>750628167>aving more happiness will ultimately devalue it,>That's why games are valuable! They can be lost forever, and that's a good thing! It makes the memories and experience more precious! PLEASE STOP PIRATING IT'S NOT FOR YOU WAAAAAAH!!!!It's amazing how tendies are alll the same despite the language and culture barriers
>>750627853WHY IS THE BARRIERSTATION GETTING FUCKED BY THE SHITCH, SAVE ME PEDO GEORGE
>>750603527>NOT FOR CUSTOMERS I think it's time /v/ learns to use terms properlyI'm a customer of the gaming industry, I decide what gets made and what flops, if you don't make great games then I'm simply going to pirate or ignore them, I also won't excuse anti-customer practices on your behalf, CEOs are out of touch with gamers and this is not my problem or fault, I will simply not buy your shit.Then you have consumers, aka retarded NPC goypilled golemcucks fanboys who will slurp any trash their favorite daddy corporation produces, they are the lowest of the lowest common denominator zero IQ faggots in the industry, I guess their only purpose is to make sure that companies don't kill thimselves by giving them a constant flow of money.So yeah, for the CUSTOMERS the games are free until companies start to give us what gamers actually want (women with big boobs and revealing clothing, high test white male protagonists, interesting and polished gameplay), I don't make the rules.While CONSUMERS will pay up for the party, we are very grateful to them for being such massive retards.>OR THE PEOPLE THAT SPENT TIMEDevelopers got paid for their job, they don't give a fuck if someone pirates the game post-launch, they are already busy working on something else.>AND MONEYThe problems of shareholders and investors are not my concern.>Mario Kart World was in development for close to a decade because of how difficult it was to adapt an open world Mario kart game to a racing formatJaps are notoriously shit at programming and keeping up with the industry, an open world racing game is literally 8th gen tier, it's nothing new or groundbreaking for the genre (actually it was a very straightforward evolution), their incompetence and the time it took to make the game is not a valid argument or excuse.>for stealing itNobody is stealing stuff, I'm merely copying a random string of 0s and 1s that somehow got interpreted by my CPU as Mario Kart, it's not my fault.
How's that S2 emu coming along?
>>750628227I'm not really talking about decomp preservation of pre-AI games. I'm talking about video games as a whole, and I'm not a tendie.
>>750628283Eglantine is the most mature of the bunch, though Eden devs themselves are going to support S2 in the near future.
Snoytendies really mad their switchstation2.5 got hacked but calm down, it has still no games so any intellectual property is safe since there is none.
I'm having the time of my life watching all these seething tendiesWhat a time to be alive
>>750628289I dont who who or what would argue having more games is a bad thing other than a self-destructive corporate cultist
>>750628453IKR? I hope Harman Smith makes a video.
>think of the multibillion corporation's feelings!why are nips and weebs like this?
>>750628467a world where crayon eaters can write symphonies is a world where no one cares about symphonies as a category, they would be taken for granted and thrown away as soon as they're created, like anything generated by AI already is
>>750628468Well speak of the devil, he is... on fucking Xitter.
>>750628575>a world where crayon eaters can write symphonies is a world where no one cares about symphonies as a categoryExcept plenty of people love and care about indies, even shitty rpgmaker porn gamesAnd if symphonies become the new baseline, then the expectations for what xounts as a masterpiece will rise to match. And champions will learn, work, solve and accomplish it, pushing the bar higher and higher. This leads to overall progress in what humanity as a whole can achieve. There's a reason why dont get excited over cave paintings, anon. Those were masterpieces too at one time. Again, who could be behind opposing progress and improvement?
>>750628790>And champions will learn, work, solve and accomplish itNot if the skills are lost through AI dependence or the developer is simply unable to compete with the LLM on his own. In that case, whatever the frontier model is will set the baseline and there won't really be any exceeding it, and the developer won't matter because anyone could generate it. Pushing the bar stops mattering if human effort stops mattering. This isn't really pushing the bar either, it is just infinitely lowering it by placing an intellectual tariff on humans. This is value death. Obviously, this is assuming a hypothetical where LLMs continue to improve and don't hit a ceiling beyond human skill. But even if they did, if it was close enough, it will still dissuade the vast majority from even trying because of the time it takes by comparison, and their shit would just get ripped off immediately.
>>750603364just games returning to their original platform, virtually every game is made on pc first before it gets dumbed down for consoles
>>750603527KWAB
>>750603364>>750603460Can anyone just tell me, I was too busy at workWas it actually hacked and did we get anything promising out of this or was it just a false alarm?
>>750629810ask for a link to try stuff out yourself and prove it's real and you will be met with autistic screeching about being a tendie denying realitywhat do you think?
Kind of funny how Nintendo could have made money off this had they just ported it themselves, but now they never will.
>>750612542People can now mod intermission shit out and give the game a proper MK structure
>>750629102>What if peopleforget to paint if they get too accustomed to photoshop?!Idc about your imagined hypotheticals, anon. I know what you are now and that's enough
>>750619939One guy on twitter called it vibe and he's very important or something. He didn't look at the code so he was going off vibes idk.
>>750630696the difference is in the future there may be no way to tell a painter from a prompter. people will still make video games by hand, it just won't be profitable and they won't have much incentive to share
Honestly it was bound to happen but console exclusivity is dead at this pointno point in not releasing PC ports for every game made from now on, if you dont port it someone will vibecode it within the year and you'll lose potential sales you could have made on said part.Nintendo needs to learn this, they can try their hardest but they cant stop AI implementation nor can they scrounge the entire net for every port someone makes, its adapt or die
>>750630890>the difference is in the future there may be no way to tell a painter from a prompterBut there will always be a way to tell the good stuff from the bad. As I said earlier standards will elevate and people will achieve them.
>>750603364Japanese understand that you gotta keep up a pretense that piracy is le bad while you boot up znes Chrono Trigger (the 10/10 masterpiece) and yell KINOOOOO at so GODtendo can keep making games. If Nintendo is in danger, we can line up and buy it anyway. Leave some other normie to do it.
what we really learned is how many luddites exist out in this world.
>>750631252>chrono trigger the 10/10 masterpieceIronic shitposting is still shitposting
>>750623209Superior service and feature setUnlike consoles, where the point is to limit you, with steam you pretty much have it all
>>750630901Keeping your cultists mobilized to unconditionally support you even as you're fucking them over is today's meta in both politics and business. Nintendo has tens of millions of them that they can keep milking for many decades to come, and thus can plausibly come to a kinda-sorta rational conclusion that locking themselves to propaganda that presents PC as Nintendo's - and therefore its fanbase's - mortal enemy could get them more money in the long term.
>>750625090Consoles are the ones preventing that, retardValve has been the biggest sponsor of a tool that lets you run x86 code on arm so you can play those on phones now anyways You still lose your retarded strawman
>Literally not one single post across all social media about prime 4 because its so dogshit no one even wants to emulate it.
>>750632007but it will bite them in the ass in the long term tooNintendo realistically cant do anything about the whole recomp business going on, and the longer it goes on the more games get leaked and more gameplay surfaces of the games running on PC hardware at higher res and framerates than on SwitchNintendo can choose to ignore it, but eventually someone at the company is going to ask>why cant we do anything against these PC ports and why arent we the ones making money of it
>>750632269It's also on Switch 1, that's why.
>>750618334>NiggaOpinion discarded
>>750603364>>750630901I don't think anything will happen; the Switch 1 was updated around the same time, and Mario Kart 8 continued to sell millions throughout its generation and is still selling.Brand fans have a huge impact, both Sony and NintendoThat said, what will really hurt them is Switch 2 sales, which have already dropped due to the price hike, and there will be even fewer reasons to buy one if you can play its entire exclusive catalog on PCBy the way, the lesson here is that nothing is immune to vulnerability, not even the most secure iPhone, the newest Switch, or the most secure government systemEverything will always be vulnerable
>>750627341>Use that sway they have in the industry.What sway? They're not fucking Sony where people will just put their shit on their systems without thinking. Third parties hate that Nintendo won't actually kowtow to them so they're happy to just leave at any time.
>>750627492Metroid isn't even open world you retard.
>>750628036>literally confirms that Nintendo isn't forcing it on themWhat did he mean by this?
