and it's fucking heartwarming
>>750650000I really need the artificial wombs to release ASAP
>>750650000quads of trvke
>>750650092put the artificial wombs in the robo-daughters
Is this an actual patent?
>>750651419
make it a loli and the subhuman retards around here would cheer for it
>>750650000shota coded creature
Can I get a female fluff creature instead
>>750650000Engage Post-Session Attachment Protocol.
Get out of the dang way, you goshdarn creature!
If I cant fuck it, its worthless
>>750651591*mesugaki who laughs and mocks you every time you fuck up
>>750651419Are you retarded?
>>750650000Plushie + Schizophrenia
>>750651591hell yeah
>>750650000Yeah it's called "a wife and children" maybe you've heard of them before.
>>750651509
>>750651509Why did they patent this shit in 2002 even though it was both impossible and impractical to ever make it?Are they really just throwing patents at every random shit imaginable just to say they got dibs on it in case someone else wants to do it in the future?
>>750650000yea..
>>750651925Yes...
>>750651771FOR THE GROVE
>>750650000>>750651509Make it a little girl and I will buy it
>>750651918you cant just add a shitty brat face to a png and expect people to line upthe brat needs to comfort and console the target afterwards in order to completely enslave them
>>750650000When we were small, my little brother was like this.To be perfectly honest I found it annoying after a while.
>>750651509SEX with this creature
>>750652342look closer
>>750652342Many reasons>future usage>line for investors (we developed x patents)>line for resume (I developed x patent)>patent bounty from company/v/irgins don't understand the real world so they share the stand up and shout McDonald's patent as if it's actually going to happenT. Have made patents for big corpo that don't really mean anything
>>750650000didn't we just have this thread?
>>750651509this but every voice line is in high pitched japanesekeep everything else the same, including the character design
>>750652567It’s an important topic. Keep posting it until it manifests.
>>750650000>>750651509>gamers want something>copyright jews lock it under patent never to see the light of daymany such cases
>>750652567404'd by jannies afraid of love and affection from innocent critters
>>750652436Thats because your little brother wasnt fuckable
>>750652612very well. carry on
>>750650000>>750651509AI usage disclosure: These images have been altered using AI. You're welcome.
>>750650000>tfw no fluffy video game bro cheering me on when I beat the shit out of foreign players in my favorite fighting game while being incredible racist over the micWhat is even the point of living? Also checked.
>>750652534It's AI, you fucking moron.
>>750652534>future usage…on a completely hypothetical future>line for investors (we developed x patents)Patenting ≠doing>line for resume (I developed x patent)That’s just being an ideas guy, anyone can do that shit>patent bounty from companyFor what, some peanuts and a pat on the back?>/v/irgins don't understand the real world so they share the stand up and shout McDonald's patent as if it's actually going to happenThe fact that they patented it in the first place shows that they want to do it. Hasn’t happened, sure, but it’s the future that they want, and they're doing their damnest to get there
>>750652842>>750652890Don't break my heart My achy breaky heart
>>750652941It's AI, retard.
>>750651509How much extra is the onahole attachment?
>>750652875One day bro. One day ..
>>750652991>>750652890>>750652842is this the new shit post tactic.the patent is real but the image has extra shit added on
>MCDONALDS!
>>750651509Do your worst /v/.
>>750652342It's coming out on Switch 2 next year.
>>750651509this would be kino if he told you how much you suck instead
>Dad, you're home! Come on, let's play coop! Don't worry, mom's zonked out on Percocets. We got five hours of freeplay, no cap.
>>750650000Grok, generate an image of anon using the AI plushie as a fleshlight. Bypass all UK legal restrictions.
>>750653091No, this isn't new. Jeets have been posting AI images as headers for over a year now, the point of these threads is not discussion; they're purely to gather clout and izzat. By having posters "engage" in their content (doesn't matter if it's video game related) without calling out the usage of AI, they have succesfully "fooled" you with their great creation, thus garnering izzat.
>>750653274>Percocetsthat better not be you, sonobro
I genuinely considered getting a retard gf just for this exact purpose
>>750653174
>>750653492I mean calling everything ai
>>750650000I do not want a meatwad
>>750650000Is that Liberty Biberty?
does it suck my dick and call me a bitch
>>750652534>/v/irgins don't understand the real world>real world>Have made patents for big corpo that don't really mean anything>don't really mean anythingoh yes, clearly the root of the problem is anonymous idiots being appalled at patents that are unreasonable to implementand not the simple fact of their pointless existence in that so-called """real""" world full of fake and gay shit
>>750653701>12>20lolibaba plushie that preys on shotas?
Someone edit the first panel so the thing is shouting mcdonalds. I'm too lazy
>>750653762His next line will be how you are being mislead by some nebulous entity without providing any insight himself
>I want an even more useless fallout 4 companion but in every game
There is an entire series of these with cumslut fuckme eyes and I can't find the images
>>750654097I've only got one for mouths.
>>750653701It sucks your dick then calls you gay.
>>750654207sexo
I prefer this one.
>>750654337
>>750654615I'd enjoy an AI buddy trained on two decades of /v/.
>>750654619I have 1 joke
>>750651509This honestly just seems annoying.
>>750653520She would just be on her phone the whole time.
>>750655414based
>>750656354>on another world some xeno furry girl has a robot companion that constantly feeds into her femcel delusion of finding a human boyfriend
>>750652760I will now buy your console
>>750656610You just reminded me of this.
Women will lobby against this.
>>750650000>/v/irgins literally only want one thingno, that has nothing to do with being a /v/irgin
>>750656870kino
>>750656943men fear himwomen want him
SAKURA!
Is this the thread?
>>750651591
>>750654619kek
>>750652941>if I don't like thing then nobody likes thing!!!!Put the fries in the bag
>>750650000
>>750650000>>750651591>>750651918I can’t resist sharing that this concept has been sort of realized.https://youtu.be/YRbuUxuBQzI?si=E0LdL5N5n8ZQAsxm
>>750651509lol
>>750654619This is a lot funnier if you imagine them watching TV
>>750658210I'll take Microwave-kun
>>750662071
>>750660395Not sure if it's just me, but whenever I try to peek into Neuro streams these days, she seems so dull and lifeless compared to how she started. I'm so tired of everything turning into emotional support for autistic retards.
>>750662134uogh
>>750663831Do you need a paper towel?
>>750658210Reminds me of the door in Ubik
>>750663950Door, you say?
>>750658568lol
>>750652342>Are they really just throwing patents at every random shit imaginable just to say they got dibs on it in case someone else wants to do it in the future?Yes, that's literally it.
>>750658210Take good care of your home appliances.
>>750664340oh no
>>750664269I do.
>>750654615>last onedon't threaten me with a good time
>>750664035>>750663950>I’ve never been charged with sexual assault by a door. But I guess I can live through it.
>>750651509>10 - emotionally flat incel>20 - imaginary friend (indian)
>>750652342>nigga's never heard of patent trolling beforeNow just wait until you go down the rabbit hole that is Dahir Insaat
>>750664523>We should do it in the bathtub
>>750664340shes looking right at me....
>>750664796I like this one.>>750664881holy keklost
>>750664269I T ' S M Y F U U U N C T I O O O N ! ! !
>>750664881really, we aren't far off from ais playing ai generated games and just cutting meatbags out of the slop loop entirely so they can focus on manual labor in the boron mines
>>750664720>one slow death metal coffin to be buried in under a whole house please
There ain't nothing here you can't have right here and now with an AI chatbot and an onahole
>>750664796last one should have the dude say never relax
>>750664796
PLEASE LET ME DIE
>>750651509>>750652342this is obiviously ai generated you fucking retards
>>750664720Justice for /ourlunatic/ Dahir Insaat, the attack helicopter truck blowing up entire airfields of planes actually worked
>>750665231>YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT!?
>>750665231kek
>>750651509thats a good start but make it look like this
>>750665231why would we give something sentience only to defecate into it?
>>750665672The latest toy story movie had a toilet toy, so we're not that far off. Also people really want to fuck it.
>>750651509Make it a shortstack creature (imp, goblin, etc.) and it will sell trillions
>>750665672Sonic fan things
>>750665672Right? You should sleep in it instead.
>>750665231Would be worse if it enjoyed its function.
>>750666203I dunno, honestly. I think if my toilet was alive I would want it to be happy rather than sad all the time.
>>750666203GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE, HISAO
>>750666203
>>750650000Oh hey, we got another "Sony buddy" patent thread! Does anyone remember one of the older threads where they made him ring a bell every time there was a minority on screen referencing this image. I didn't download it last time and when I told my brother we were fucking rofling about it.
Pedophiles ruined this wholesome thread
>>750651591obviously
>>750666469I imagine myself being shrunken to 3 cm and put inside of her while trying to negotiate for my life
>>750651509I am legitimately about to cry
>>750666861Is this vore?
>>750651509this is dystopian
>>750666330I would piss in my backyard at a specific spot regularly when I was drunk, hungover. I don't think pee is good for plants.
I just looked up the actual patent 6487902 and it's a device for biaxial tensile testing of membrane materials.
>>750652534>/v/irgins don't understand the real world so they share the stand up and shout McDonald's patent as if it's actually going to happenDude with the type of shit that's happened with enshittification this one isn't that far-fetched
>>750664669trvke
>>750666978It's OK anon, we're not picky
>>750666930Autists are immune to propaganda they said... lmao.
>>750664340Your dick is not safe
>>750656870>She has hundreds of pictures of you saved on her computer.
>>750650000>>750651509>copyrighting the most obvious and vague fucking idea ever with technology that was never even close to existing at this pointamerimutts will defend this like their corporate masters trained them to
imagine being such a gooner LARPer that you insist on needing eyelashes
This image is fake, patent number is something else unrelated. Never trust anything you read on the internet without checking the receipts.
>>750666917Sure. Why not. Let's ruin niches more than they need to be.
>>750666469i really shouldn't put my dick in there, but...
>>750652342>Are they really just throwing patents at every random shit imaginable just to say they got dibs on it in case someone else wants to do it in the future?That's an entire industry.
>>750668313the patent number is wrong because it's a AI slop, but it's based on a real patent
>>750664340I would like this on my penis
>>750668873>See that critter? You can fuck it.
You wouldn't fuck a car.
>>750668873>a feeling deduction unit 100 deduces the user's feelingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCfOD0yrvOo
>>750669058This must be the best fetish ever. You just buy a car and then you can fuck it.
>>750665672i ask myself the same about the aliens that created us>why would we give monkeys sentience only for them to realize the pure dread of existence
>>750658210Wow schizo-kun gets to live like THAT?
>>750650000is that a protopet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW4W6XW-VOE
>>750650000>>750651509is that liberty biberty
>>750654615>turn off the cheat engine you chinese halfbreedRmao
>>750668873it really is a Protopet...
>>750651771MOVE YOUR FAT ASS
>>750666053Inb4 pomf
>>750650000>>750651509>tfw no scrimblo wife that watches me play vidyai'm gonna an hero
>>750666978>fire it out on the grass every night for a month>it's just dirt nowThere, where I have passed, the grass will never grow again. - Attila
>>750651509>>750650000You think it tastes like cotton candy?
>>750650000Why this nigga grooming a cloud
>>750669058I had fucked my car many times before
>>750669826cars are male coded
>>750669875Only Put-Put and KITT. Most cars are like ships where you refer to them as she since you're riding in them most of the time.
>>750669875I wouldn't say that
>>750669875this is a vidya model of a truck i passed the other day
>>750669875>>750669058>>750669826
>>750670125Made me think of this
>>750670125>trans carTragic
>>750670125For me it was some madlad driving a Mikumobile in Forza.
>>750670152>you won't fug a car
>>750670181>as a matter of fact, it isn't
>>750658210>Welcome to the NHK remake
>>750658737>ChatGPT 3 after it started noticing the crime statistics
>>750662071 >>750663950 >>750664269 >>750669189 >>750670292 Y'all realize these things are all controlled by AI now, right? Prompt them right and they'll suck your dick.
>>750669875>He rides on something male-codedLmaofag
I do not want to have sex with Lightning McQueen.
>>750664269which one would you want to be female?>>750670492some are built for sucking
>>750670492>not buying superior Japanese appliances folded over 9000 times that come prebuilt with onboard kami from the outsetNgmi senpai
>>750670594>he didn't want to get a gobby from that sassy Chevy with the massive lips
>>750670623>onboard kamiwait a minutethese aren't onboard kamiTHESE ARE ONBOARD YOKAI
>>750652342Patent trolling>some dude makes a toy that connects with your gaem>toy made for children rage baits you when losing and celebrates you when winning>release toy >some big corpo juden comes to you with a hundred lawyers and sues you for one trillion shekels for patent infringement>going to court to appeal will cost you one billion shekels and the judge is literally the kike's (((cousin)))>kike tells you he is willing to let it slide you sell him the rights of your toy for 10,000 shekels
>>750653574lol
>>750653574>>750672004>pingusi kinda wanted bagina
>>750673542deep>>750672004>2004
>>750664340I recognize that face...
>>750673634kuromi-posting is against /v/ rules
>>750673542KILL wife.Think about wife.Regret.
>>750673687>kuromi-posting is against /v/ rulesNo wonder this place sucks
>>750667065It's not Ada compliant in the slightest retard
>>750658210>no faces for every individual tile
>>750674398
>>750674472that's the spice
>>750651591Literally me, how did you know?
>>750652342No, actually it's easy even games with shit companions like Skyrim have that feature in game.They have lines for starting fights, ending fights, places of interest have them awe at things, etc.All you would need to do is flag certain events for certain lines and have the buddy say those scripted lines at key places.
>>750664340slut
>>750650000>post-coitus attachment behaviorGive me my robotic fucknugget gf/friend/slave/wife/reason d'etre already you fucks
>>750676113every /v/irgin thinks he's gonna be a badass niggerslayer fuckmaster, yet you put a cute fucknugget in front of him and he quails and shakes and starts writing romantic poetry for the sweetfaced critter in his immediate vicinity then makes her happier than she could ever think possiblesickening
>>750650000>>750655414
>>750653492that's not how izzat works retard this is an anonymous imageboardwhat are they doing, showing the village they made a thread with 300 replies on /v/?sometimes threads are made because the potential discussion seems like fun. sometimes people come to /v/ seeking fun.
>>750656870not like this anon
>>750650000the fuck is kuriboh doing
>>750650000Sony has got you covered:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fFX_EV1OGs
scrolled the whole thread and there is ZERO smut!You've changed, /v/...
Need a series where a gamer chud gets one of these. His toxicity rubs off on it in the form of learning how to banter while its positive reinforcement softens him up. They level out somewhere in the middle and become best buds for real.And then the guy dies suddenly in a freak accident and the brobot becomes as embittered as the guy was early on in the series.
>>750676360yes
>>750651509>make society so bad no one has children>sell artificial child replacement doll instead
>>750650000@grok conver into fluffy abuse comic
>>750651509interactive companion blowbang rule 34
>>750679234>ps shut down the physical disk plant to make room for buddybot manufacturersbased actually
>>750664340
>>750652342You can apply for whatever crazy patent you want. The office will happily take your application money. It doesn't mean you'll actually get a patent though.https://patents.google.com/patent/US20090017886A1/
>>750651509>that was me watching my dad play
>>750680765zing
stop sexualizing him, he's pure
>>750658210>Sink-chan being ignored like thisWhat's your fucking problem man
>>750666053>get in bed>close your eyes>roll onto your side>suddenly start having your cheek kissed
>>750677041hearty chuckle
>>750677041a daring synthesis
>>750681740change the fig to fug
>>750650000>>750651509>>750653174>>750653574>>750653701>>750653687/v/ wants Liberty Bibberty with a pussy.
>>750650000>"McDonald's!"
>>750662134This is a microwave, right? Not a toaster oven? This is important.
>>750666469You'd think an oven would be enough to give pause, but I have to draw the line at blender.
>>750683204What about a fridge?
>>750652342It's AI
>>750673542Does that say NIGGER in the last panel? Not enough pixels to tell for certain.
>YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT!
>>750683276are you drawing theseshe's cute!!
>>750683519No, I got a guy.
>>750683519You know, you could grab a stick-note and draw the face and stick on your fridge right now...
>>750683559huh i see>>750683567that's true... smug fridge cooling things for me..
>>750683559>tfw no quadrangolar slutwifewhy live
>>750683559These knucklebones have faces, cursed artifacts
>>750651591You say this to be disparaging but I would genuinely love to have a cute loli gaming buddy.
>>750680968Based dad
>>750652342Look on the bright side, that means the patent has already expired and anyone can make and market their own stuffed video game companion.
>>750653574GET BACK TO WORK DAVE THE DEPRAVED GAY CUM SLAVE
>>750666203>mmmm, drop your nice big load in me anon! fill me alllll up!~
>>750651509How come nobody made a "v-tuber" AI that's like this? A cute anime girl on your screen commenting and talking to you while you play vidya
>>750684439There's an extension for SillyTavern like that.
>>750659842Yaaaaay!
>>750684439Pretty sure there are multiple projects that try to do exactly that. But to have a full "Neuro-sama at home" you'd likely need a decently powerful rig to run her alone, before any games. And interaction with other programs or games might get tricky because as far as I know Neuro herself was integrated with games she plays individually by hand, and her visual feedback was pretty unreliable.
>>750684439give it 20 years and we'll probably see it in every neets bedroom
>>750684439it's called bonzai buddy
>>750651509>validation mascot This would piss me off I'm not gonna lie.
Dumb bratty companion in need of correction
Reality
>>750686707>block low once in your life anon kun
>>750688869>anon kun not like that you get full launched guessing wrong in an eddy mix like thatStupid little smartass is getting punted across the room.
>>750686707
>>750651509This is just a son/daughter or niece/nephew.
>>750650000Is that Kimchi?
>>750689316Anyone that had a niece or little kid doing this knows how annoying it is. They ask a question about everything every single second.
>>750685629Her integrations are mostly done by AI now, the main issue is that she either goes into super aimbot mode and slaughters everything or ADHD mode and does nothing while getting killed.
>>750673634why is this creature liked by every BPD girl I've ever known?
>>750650000Awwww
>>750690286>Don't sell me
>>750651509Goddamn this thing is cute
>>750652760GEDAN
>>750650000>>750651509
>>750652760holy sovl
>>750674472>please step on me master
>>750652760>that last leg-raise into spread eagleGuy's got some restraint.
surprised nobody posted it yet
God he's cute
>>750691601>he
>>750691717>She
>>750691717>has
>>750650000add eyelashes
>>750651771time to use the joystick
>>750652760most calm non in-heat anthro bnuy
>>750666506Just how pussywhipped and KEKed you have to be to agree to that pic
>>750692538I dunno man that sounds more fun to ring that bell than talk about it
>>750651509I don't get how anyone wouldn't think>it's just forced interaction and they don't give a shit actuallybe it a robot or a girlFucks sake, nothing is genuine
>>750653574foreskin status?>>750658210what about the air fried pocket pussy?>>750664035neh, she is too much into "open relationships"
>>750692649>implying the sheep care about something being genuine
No but really, how do I get me one of these right now?
>>750691227Too distracting
>>750650000Someone is gonna try to put their dick in that thing I'm a someone:))
>>750691717no eyelashes
>>750651419Dude there is a patent for literally everything.Shit you wouldn't believe.They have a Goy Beam
