“Choom” is a cringe fucking slang term and I’m tired of pretending that wordslop counts as world building
>>750701006Gonk take, choomba
>>750701006Whatever you say choomie
>>750701006get a load of this fuckin' gonk
>>750701006it feels nice when a cute girl calls you that
>>750701006Eh. It's fine. Writers at some point obviously sniffed their own farts too much and ended up where they think that "Choom" means something more than just a slang term for buddy/friend/etc.
>>750701006CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM, I WANT YOU TO GO ZOOMLETS SEE THE DOC TOGETHERCYBERPSYCHO FOREVERCHOOM CHOOM CHOOM
I unironically use the term "klep" now>>750701368I always kinda felt like it was like "Cabron" for beaners.
>>750701006>when you and your choom see some gonk get zero'd by a preem solo so you gotta get the eddies to buy a nova piece of iron before you get flatlined
>>750701006It is but it's accurate. Just as retarded as current real slang. "chud" could have easily been "choom".
>>750701006it's president approved
>>750701006this is from the 1993 cyberpunk 2020 2nd edition rule book, you stupid clueless uncultured zoomer
>>750701006
>>750701561Show pictures of cyberpunk loli from that rule book.
fake thread. nobody who regulars this website would feel its necessary to point out this ubislop-tier games reddit-tier dialogue is cringeworthy
>>750701636page?
what the hell happened to the samurai bro? i feel like he just suddenly disappeared and the game ended pretty fast right after. whole game felt like a borderlands game, except there's no replayability. lol.
>>750701561>tfw no input
>>750701006What a fucking gonk.
>>750701707do the arasaka ending and he's present throughout all of it
>>750701735Bartmoss...
>>750701707>he didn't jump back up and save TakemuraAnon, you listened to Johnny and left him for dead. Johnny is not your friend.
>>750701857neither is lapdogmura
>>750701882actually he is, in both the devil and tower endings
>>750701882saka a good company don't want no trabble
>>750701857i was kinda just going on a straight line doing the main story. lol. didnt bother doing anything else. i was also bored with the gameplay at that point
threadslop
>>750701707There's replayability (with mods). Try Stealthrunner and sweat to complete as much stealth objectives as you can. Nothing, of course, change underlying nature of enemy encounters - all of them just wait for you to come, whole incredibly detailed world is incredibly dead if you think about it.. But still, replayability is there with different gameplay approaches if player is willing to limit himself somewhat.
>>750701735lol the mayor of night city is called ebunike
>>750701006For me it's>pipeworker>apex>dominating>zoned out
>>750701991isn't it Mayor Holt in the game? And doesn't he die?Also what ever happens to the Peralez story line after you find the truth about them. I felt like I tried multiple ways to end the quest, but I never got any form of follow up as to what happens after.
>>750701941>actually he is>leaves you to rot in the Arasaka labs but feels a bit bad about it
>>750702073this is cyberpunk 2020, the game is cyberpunk 2077 there are 57 years of differenceactually in the game rogue supposed to be like 80+ years old but they justified she looks younger because some skin transplant mambo jumbo, johnny is dead. I think the johnny flashback is around cp2020>Also what ever happens to the Peralez story line after you find the truth about them.in one playthrough I found out something more of what is going on but I forgot and it wasn't the full story anyway if I remember right
>>750701006Yah I got the DEETS bro
>>750702073You get a follow up in the epilogue, Peralez always wins but he goes schizo if you tell him the truth.
>>750702145>I left /v/ in the Arasaka labs, I felt a bit bad about it>But then I realized that Arasaka's experiments on /v/ would increase the quality of their medicine and cyberware, and that probably increased the overall happiness in the world, so whatever
>>750701368for example?
>wordslop
>>750701960Has someone modded Roman into the game yet?
>>750702449>tfw I never beat the gameI have done almost 3 full playthroughs too. Every time they did a major patch, but I always get to the end and get burnt out finishing all the sidequests.Last time I stopped right as I got into Dogtown.....
>>750701991Eben….
>>750702494There's one dialogue with some insignificant guy outside of Watson. Guy, supposedly, from Watson and V tries to get friendly with him. I don't quite remember what the guy said just that he doesn't trust V. But V says something among the lines "You know Victor? I know Victor too!", and seeing the guy still not trusting him he says one of the worst phrases in the game probably "Victor is a choom!" emphasizing "choom" Guy relaxes and doesn't re-approach V after that. There's no confirmation, no doubt, no fucking nothing. He just fucking states "Victor is a choom" and shuts up as if it should mean he himself is trustworthy.. for some fucking reason. Guy trusts him more just because he said that Victor is a choom, not that Victor send him or anything.
Pondsmith claims to not have read Neuromancer before working on Cyberpunk, but I don't buy that considering there's so many things that seem directly lifted from the sprawl trilogy.>ICE / Black ICE / ICEBreaker>Flatline>USA is a failed/fallen nation>Night City>Crystal Palace / Freeside>Cyberdeck>Netrunner / Console Cowboy>Braindance / SimStim>Engram / Construct
>>750703029>>USA is a failed/fallen nationThat's not too hard to predict.
>>750701006What do you suggest, chum?
>>750703003How would that be any different if V said victor is cool, a homie, my bro, my friend, we're tight, ect besides choom being the in universe term for these things?
>>750701006whats worse is that its a popular word in silverhands time tooit would have been better if the word fell out of style by the time of the game and people called you a shithead whenever jonny took over and started using it again
>>750703029>Pondsmith claims to not have read Neuromancer before working on Cyberpunkno way he said that
>>750701006It's just like, chum. What a stupid thing to complain about.
>>750701006>choom>gonk>badge>delta>nova >preem>eddies/ennies>klepklep in particular absolutely irritates me it's such blerp borp good boyerino redditspeak
>>750703141But he didn't say any of those. He said a "meaningful" word and conflict was solved just like that. That's what I mean by writers sniffing own farts.
>>750703203>Although many assume William Gibson’s Neuromancer was a source of inspiration for Cyberpunk, it was only much later that Pondsmith read Gibson’s groundbreaking novel.>Instead, the designer cites his own key reference points for the game as the film Blade Runner and the novel Hardwired by Walter John Williams, who also helped playtest the RPG.>https://www.dicebreaker.com/categories/roleplaying-game/feature/cyberpunk-red-rpg-almost-killed-us-mike-pondsmith-interview
>>750703186nigga was popular in the 80s and will be popular in the 30's
>>750703828only because niggers perpetuate the word to heckin own racists yet they still start hollering like apes in a frothing rage if a white man says it once
marvel 2099 having 'shock' instead of 'fuck' makes me laugh. "shock you". god, i love future slang
>>750703617You are reading into something that isn't there>>750703618Wow, what an asshole. If this is somehow true, whoever he was working on the game with definitely read it.
>>750703828>>750704258how long have we been saying "bro"? I don't see going away. "Dude" rises and falls. With all the "dude era of gaming" normie memes I can see it becoming real big again.Fuck, people still call things dope, and that's as dumb as anything in cyberpunk
Flatline yrself, choom
>>750701006CHUMP
>>750701006Delta out of this subnet choomie
>>750705109W H O R EHORE
zoomers use far more retarded slang
>schway
>>750701006You're a faggot, OP
This chummer is right, choom is a dumb word.
>>750705269I'll go billy berserk on you.
>>750701006Redditors love it, chud. Deal with it.
>we need slang for the gen delta kids 50 years in the futre>YEAH WELL THAT SLANG SUCKSDon't be such a zoomer, old man.
desu it makes my penis the big penis when girls in the show call guys "choomie".
>>750701006I'm not a huge fan of choom, I don't hate it, but I do really like "gonked"
"Based" is a cringe fucking slang term and I’m tired of pretending that wordslop counts as board culture
>>750701006Well, should they call everyone the n-word like all the cool people do today?
>>750705894I can't get mad at slang, every generation has different words for the same shit; it's pointless to get upset over it.
>>750703479Ironic that klep is the one you complain about since that one is very directly just shortening the Greek klepto.
Shame you can't shoot this fat fuck yourself. Can't believe in this supposed """Roleplaying Game""" you have to be forced to be this retarded faggot's friend.
>>750701006>wi-fi wrangler>you look like ALT+F4>JBAG>arasucker>floppy dick>heavy cetyl>iRobot>tinfoil tuxedo>bling bling>bicycle bell>ask-manager>macbook go>chromie>diesel>internet explorer>google employee>britney shears>Texan rebuild
I'm gonna say the C word.
>>750701006Its just a slang corruption of Chum, which is an old 18th century British slang for saying friend. Heaven forbid the world has fucking culture and history that exists without your petty evaluation or say-so, Gonk.
>>750703479>What is kleptomania, an actual word that describes theft and stealingHoly shit find a Dictionary and enlighten yourself.
preem is just premium
>>750705382How do you know?
>>750701006>choom is cringefrom the people who brought you>cringe>foid>moid>tendie>jeet>nog>glowie>cuck>based>mog>-slop>normie>npcthanks for the input faggot
>>750701006>wordslopTotal zoomer extermination is the only way forward.
>>750703479Whole game's cringe. No articles or pronouns. Talks like what a Genexxer thinks is tough. Real pretentious. Lotta niggers.
>>750707765also kek, kek
>>750701006Yeah, it sounds shocking stupid.
>>750707765we don't sign our posts here
>>750701006Ay, whatchu mean, homes???
>>750707884
>>750701006Lol get a load of this gonk
>>750701431Why would you save that post? Jackie can't afford fucking carne del burro. Fucking play the game.
>>750703003>>750703617Holy fuck kys you absolute schizobrain
I say choom choom choom, now everybody say wayowayo
>>750703479>klep in particular absolutely irritates meThat is the one that actually makes sense, dumbass.
>>750702025>Didn't mention derailed
>Input & OutputHehe
>>750707829Witcher 3 has a similar style of people talking with no articles or pronouns.I guess that's how CDPR tries to make dialogues sound more colloquial and/or cool.
>>750707829>>750709609Once I noticed this in witcher it drove me up the fucking wall. Very distract.
since another CP2077 thread was deletedJackie is not a good character and would be horrible "lead", he is far too meathead to replace V
dual wielding in this game is legit the most fun I've had yet. getting deadeye and then removing stamina cost from hipfiring pistols is insane. couple that with jackie's pistols and I now have>no bullet spread ever>guaranteed headshot crits>more damage at range up to 25%>25% headshot damage in general>guns that refund bullets on headshots>guns that set people on fire with headshotsThey rework any other handguns to work with dual wielding or is it only jackie's? I was thinking about swapping to a Malorian later, but I dunno what I'd use on my offhand
>>750709996Malorian with any revolver for insane burst damage
>>750708748wayo
>>750709996How do you dual wield?
>>750710937check cool skill tree
>>750701006gonkbrained and leadheaded>>750701267preem
>>750701857My first playthrough i accidentialy saved Taka because Im a fucking loot goblin and I refused to run before Ive killed and looted everyone and everything in that building.
>>750710937new skill nodes in the cool tree. they're all pretty good too, you can get stacks per kill up to 3, then spend them on the new move called the heywood hurricane which is you blasting the guns sideways gangster style at a much higher firerate, with more damage per stack. it's super sweet. the two nodes I don't have are stamina related, which I don't need anymore because I got run and gun, which removes stamina cost from hip firing entirely, which is the only way I shoot my pistols.
>>750707765polspeak and r9k dogwhistles aren't 4chan.
>>750711402>which is the only way I shoot my pistolsbro your deadeye
>>7507114514chan hasn't been 4chan ever since 2016
When you think of it we already have some cool cyberpunk slang.Clanker, unc, goy, and goyslop.
>>750711484deadeye is in effect without needing to aim. only need to be above the stamina threshold, which I always am because my shots cost no stamina.
>>750711524You must be 18 years or older to post on this site.
>>750709996I've been using ARs to increase my Shinobi skill but the accuracy is really ass since I'm not perked into it. The dot is on the head but the bullets still miss a lot. Is there a way to increase weapon accuracy elsewhere?
>>750711659Okay unc lmao
>>750701006fucking 'preem, ese.
Shway.
>>750711660there's really one one perk that gives an accuracy boost, and that's tunnel vision which is pretty early in the tree. you can refund perk points and slot else where at any time so if you have 9 reflex you can spec into it for the grind. otherwise it's all up to the weapon/weapon mods IIRC. though stamina cost likely also plays a role, you're probably dumping the bar pretty fast without AR perks.
>>750711650oh right, it's focus, focus with kerenzikov is such great combo I always try to shoot with it
>>750711824>you're probably dumping the bar pretty fastnope I'm using one of those ARs that's click-per-shot but thanks I'll look into the reflex tree
>>750711989that's not an AR, that's a precision rifle I'm pretty sure, which is a cool weapon.
>>750708902preem also makes sense. Just a shortened version of premium.
>>750711943focus and kerenzikov is a great combo yeah but I already did that on my first run with the Malorian before dual wielding was added. I'm doing cool/body/tech build so I'm more about getting in people's faces and blasting, where focus is more about taking cover and popping heads from relative safety.
>>750703029>CyberdeckI hate how LARPers took that term for their shitty raspberry pi portables
>>750711451ah yes let me dust off some true vintage 4chan lingo then>dsfargeg>shoop da whoop>imma chargin my lazor xdfdd>imma FIRIN my lazor XD>an hero xd>le pool closed bc of aids and gaywow so sophisticated!
>>750701380>>750708748
What game is this?
>>750701006panam is using prime instead of preem because she is a hick and not up with the times
OP is sus. Cope and seethe and SNEED
>>750707765>he thinks based came from zoomersholy fucken newfag kill yourself. Your list is generally fucken gay too
>>750701006Everything about creating a universe where there is no God is absolute cringe.
>>750712207>where focus is more about taking cover and popping heads from relative safetythat's where airdashes come in, yeah won't fit cool/body/tech, maxed reflexes to use air dashes to restore stamina focus eats and trigger kerenzikov, problem becomes actually fucking hitting damn enemies at speed you're moving even with slowed down time
>>750712512>he thinks I'm talking about zoomersyou dropped your guy fawkes mask you fucking faggot
>>750701431my latina wife talks like this. her dad REALLY talks like this. she slips into being a stereotype every once in a while, but her dad is the most mexican brand mexican ever made. her mom, despite being mexican, is somehow just a valley girl.
>>750701006gonk take
>>750701410klep was a term used by people long before this game was even announced. that said, i do use preem quite a bit. >>750701440no... chud before normies reinvigorated it always meant a conservative. it is not the same as a random guy. using chud as a placeholder for guy/friend/person, like choom is just retarded. you should feel bad for this post.
>>750701431>doesn't have PENDEJO five timesinaccurate and harmful to democracy
>>750701006wish i could have saved you, jaquito...
>>750712512none of those words came from zoomers, anon. if anything you're showing yourself to be a tourist because you want to fit in which is deplorable. you newfriends always out yourselves by trying to use 4chan lingo at every possibility despite not actually having spent time on this site. sage.
>>750712512>reddit spacing
>>750712545Everything about creating a universe where there is no Kali is absolute cringe.
>>750712512I'm getting second hand embarrassment for you lol.
>>750701006it's a dystopia you stupid fag, no shit it sounds cringe and lame. Dystopias aren't cool. They're a nightmare.
i keep missing out on all the combat music because i'm going full netrunner, and just doing this to everyone through cameras lmao
>>7507115212012*
>>750713352netrunning needs to be kneecapped
>>750709996>all those perks to at the end of the day just shoot at head and one shot everythingI feel like playing stealth is the only way to have any sort of fun in cp.
>>750701006Chooms gonna choom. Oh well it can't be helped.
>>750713352I've tried to do a netrunner build but I just get so bored so quickly. game is much more fun as a run and gun shooter
>>750701006you n’wah
>>750713438naw focus builds is the oneshot headshot build, I want to be able to blast someone in the head a few times to build up my ignite chance and refund bullets. and stealth builds and focus builds synergize crazy well on top of all the sneak perks so I'm not quite sure how 12 perk points outta 60+ you get is a big investment as opposed to a stealth build which can double that.
>>750713641I'm not saying it's a big investment. I'm saying that fps rpgs are ultimately flawed genre since at the end of the day you just shoot a gun and every single "build" plays the same.
How did they fuck up edgerunners season 2 that badly? What a nothingburger of a season
>>750713813well that simply isn't true, because there are plenty of builds that don't use guns at all. melee builds, netrunner builds and throwing weapon builds. and even then there are different flavors of guns that function differently. my biggest problem with gun builds is that snipers and pistols should be separate, being able to build for both covers two very different playstyles at the same perk cost, which is quite silly.
>>750713990season 1 really wasn't great either, it was carried hard by a song
>>750713990Get filtered, retard.
>>750713992>netrunner buildsbasically a stealth build which is what I said is the only "different" playstyle.
>>750701006Get a load of Johnny Mnemonic here trying to comprehend a word that's too big for his storage
>>750714093cope pedo
>>750701006How do you think the english language and slang will evolve in the future then?
>Take the word chum>Turn the u into a double o>The meaning of the word doesn't changeSo what the fuck was the point of changing the word?!
>>750703029I've never read Neuromancer or played Cyberpunk (TTRPG or vidya) and I know all these terms.
>>750701006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3eqqoZPV_E&list=RDchoom means dance in korean
Personally, I think choom is pretty schway.
>>750714202Same reason to say coom instead of cum.Because it sounds funny.
>>750701006I always think of stuff like thisIf we were in a world where another slang word meant friend we'd think "Dude" sounds stupid as hell because it isnt socially natural anymore "Hey doood, sup duud!!!"
>>750714202people misuse words all the time and change their definition or pronunciation because they're too stupid to check the proper way to say it.Like how "entitled" replaced "self-entitled" because nobody knew "entitled" meant you deserve something and "self-entitled" means you THINK you deserve something.So we had a whole bunch of people angrily telling eachother they deserve nice things.
>>750714314people say coomer because it rhymes with zoomer/boomer
>>750714183every english slang will be racially charged.nigger 2.0 will be powerful.
>>750714162>projectingI'm AIsexual
>>750701006So that's why my trans friend calls me choom and gonk
>>750714379Maybe you could call people that make lots of friends "choomers".
>>750714379>People think and act like children now so they like ugly baby noises.that proves his point. Human minds are degenerating. People are learning less and turning into embarrassing morons. Gets worse every year.
>>750714379no they fucking don't
>>750714094cmon man hacking into cameras and clearing the place out that way is much different from doing with it a sniper or throwing knife. you're being overly reductionist of the verbs of playing and for what?
>>750701006>There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim. Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry.>The Korova Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my brothers, have forgotten what these mestos were like, things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, newspapers not being read much neither.>Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no licence for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they usedto put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels and Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet milk with knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with.>Our pockets were full of deng, so there was no real need from the point of view of crasting any more pretty polly to tolchock some old veck in an alley and viddy him swim in his blood while we counted the takings and divided by four, nor to do the ultra-violent on some shivering starry grey-haired ptitsa in a shop and go smecking off with the till's guts. But, as they say, money isn't everything.
gonk thread
>>750701006Shut the fuck up, choomer.
>>750714564>30 yo boomer meme takes over>people start making 30 year old ___oomer memes en masse>coomer naturally comes next
>>750701006I'm so schway, I'm rippen. No schwarbage.
>>750714813SOVL
>>750714668>way is much different from doingThat's what I said...
>i saw too much cp2077 porn with the word choom in it so now i dont like the series
>>750701006A while ago I heard some zoomer nigger mumble rap(or whatever it's called) in a shopping mall and there was a line that went "got my chooms with me". The track had fuckall to do with cyberpunk. I almost dropped dead from cringe.
