>Some dude is selling [Item]>"How much">"Offer">Give an offer>"lol"if you do that , i hope you die of AIDS
You lost by even entertaining him. You should've stopped talking as soon as he said "offer".
>>750725849They're hoping to scam newbies.
>>750726007But any offer the market gives is by definition "fair" they just may not like it.
Literally every trade negotiation in old Tibia
>>750725849>"How much">"Offer">"lol"Simple as.
>dude selling item for X currency>invite him to trade>offer?>wtf do you mean offer? Nigger I'm paying what you listed it for.>blocked>still see him in trade chat advertising hours/days/weeks laterThis shit fucking ruined Warframe endgame for me god damn. Are these people just turd worlders trying to fleece people for 10% over the market price or something?
>>750725849>Sorry, I need them both
>>750725849Well, how much did you offer?
>Buy something from someone>Reply "Thanks, LOL!" to make them think they got rippedo ff
>>750726007This>>750726067This>>750726097He won't like any offer I make unless I'm trying to scam himBesides that, he's the one looking for engagement so the first move is on him
>list item on market>trade?>invite guy to trade>he puts in the amount listed for>cancel trade and block him
>>750726317based
>offer him ridiculously good deal >ask him to come to me >while he’s on his way tell him brb>never come back>he ends up waiting there for hours
>>750725849I used to do this all the time :)
>Yeah sure, meet me near the wildy
>he's not SSFngmi
>list item well under its market price>ignore all buy offers>keep buying the new listings since the default listing price is the current minimum
>>750725849>playing Path of Exile some years back>crafting, selling, and understanding complicated gear stats requires a PHD and 3 years of researching esoteric knowledge to even begin to understand>I sell an item I found for an amazing price>he says "LOL" and immediately leaves after accepting the tradeStill haunts me...
>>750727612I'm >>750726317I actually play PoE and did it several times in PoE, so maybe that was me
/v/ showing their low charisma build by being unable to bargain for items.
>>750726007objectively correctThe only valid offer is "lol bye"He'll just dm again with a number if he's actually selling anything
>go to trade an item in poe>see this
>>750726252>warframe >trade chatLmao
haha
>Fag offers [SPECIFIC ITEM] for [SPECIFIC ITEM]>I pm him and show him I have [SPECIFIC ITEM]>"hurrrr, what do you want">"the thing you offered">"Oh, I sold that."Really? In the last 20 seconds, you managed to sell a thing that you showed you had in your inventory? Through a market that doesn't even list a thing you post until after a 30 minute delay?
>>750728770heh
>"What's the lowest you'll take?"
>"Selling X 20g">Guy offers to buy it>Accept>Invite him>Put up the item, he puts in 20g>"Wheres the tip?">He gets incredulous with meWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>750725849i say lol because you offer is so below the actual price its not even close and you are retarded and thus deserving of being laughed at and feeling stupid. Because you are.
any good rs p servers?i cba with the real game its sooo fucking slow
the only game I've bought items from another player was PoE, and there is happens throug listing in third party sitesI'm saying it was a player, but it was probably a bot
>>750727954Yes, ser. /v/ is showing their low izzat and lack of bartering skills, ser.
>>750737208The grammar is correct, though.
>>750727954lol
>>750725849>>750728770boomers really were addicted to those single panel comics
>>750738316Gary Larson and Far Side is perhaps the only old school newspaper strip that makes me laugh and enjoy it consistently. Perry Bible and other 00's webcomics are also kino but Larson is the Norm of strips. Literally the only guy who can make an unfunny medium/type of comedy structure, funny.
>>750725849I don't get this image.
>>750725849
>>750738482you're a little slow, huh
>over-offer>"kk">put up trade>cancel it>go ???>put up same trade>offer 1/10th the amount>they take it 50% of the time without looking
>>750738316By /v/'s own standards, a single panel comic should be peak humorit is
>>750738574devilishbut deserved
>>750725849Larson never misses.
>>750738829___ _____
>>750728327Reminds me of the Halo Reach edits on Forge World making Cortana porn.
>List item>Get offer within 5 minutes>Unlist item>Raise price 5%>Get offer within 15 minutes>Unlist item>Raise price 5%>Don't get offer within an hour>Unlist item>Lower price by 10%>Repeat until blockedThank god PoE finally updates its trade system.
>>750725849You low ball them and when they try to tell you the "price" you just go up a little.If they try to push you just stop responding, eventually they will try to get back to you when they sit there unable to sell it for ages
>>750739591>You low ball them and when they try to tell you the "price" you just go up a little.This is call bartering, /v/. You should learn this.
>>750739741>>750737208
>>7507262522hu sucks shit
>>750740116Anon, do you think bartering is exclusive to Indians? Are you stupid? You must be stupid. Do you go to pawn shops and buy stuff at the asking price?
As much as I hate how fucking antisocial MMOs are now I'm really glad they all just have automated auction house systems so you don't have to deal with this shit anymore.Except the grand exchange. FUCK the grand exchange. Having all trade happen in a single central location utterly sucked the life out of the entire rest of the game world.
>>750738482
>>750740319I never understood why they don't just have a grand exchange access point in every bank across Gielinor
>>750740207>Do you go to pawn shopsNo lol>going to pawn shopsSeriously though lol
>>750740994You are a fucking retard, mate. I bet you are broke as fuck, too.
>>750740994Pawn shops are actually neat, some really cool stuff can be in there.
>>750740994A goy and his money soon part.
>>750741029>you don't go to pawn shops!?! You must be poor!heh
>>750741170You are retarded. Illiterate moron.
>>750740663>>750740705where's the joke?
>>750740994Sar pawn shop is staple of economic sar everyone uses
>>750741247Do you know what a ship of fools is?
>>750740183sucking 2hu's 2's...
>>750741527This isn't Gary Larson
>>750741527idgi
>>750741527>>750741784refuse room
>>750726252>>750725849Trade chats are typically the shitter scamming grounds in my experienceAny game economy worth their salt will have a trading site setup within days
eeny oony wanah
>>750740183die?
>>750738620if single panel comics are so great explain this
>>750742470Cows are clumsy and have no real knack for tools but would want to feel proud of making them anyway.t. owned Larson's book
>like 2006 varrock wildy>run in with protect item on and a dds p++>stab people and die or run to safety>they get poisoned>my friend is standing just outside the wilderness spamming "SELL ANTIPOISON 4K">pkers buy them up we made a lot of gp then my runescape gf scammed me
>>750725849THERE IS SOMETHING LODGED IN MY BRAIN
>>750740994How did rightly making fun of pawn shops get so many anons irate.
>>750727612>find good base, high quality+high ilvl twilight regalia>look at price, clean bases go for 80div, nice!>sell it, get whispers within seconds, suspicious that I got 10+ whispers when I just undercut market by 1 div but whatever>realize only later that the reason why I got gypped is because it's 80div for a SPLIT base, meaning I could have gotten ~160div for itI'm so glad they removed the split mechanic last league.
>>750742947Most poor people are stupid.
>>750725849>Some dude is selling car>"How much">"Offer">$5>"lol"maybe educate yourself first?
>>750743161Don't act coy you little slut, sellers like that often would LOL you for a fair offer, hoping some sucker would overpay.
>>750726007ThisKeeping power in negotiations is key to being successful
>>750743664I sure am glad I stick to the part of society that doesn't try to turn every interaction into a zero sum game.
>>750743819You mean living like an npc?
>>750743938No?What, everything is now forced into the Jeet-NPC dichotomy based on your demeanor?Go soak your head, nigger.
>>750726317kek
>>750725849I wish I had a spare armadillo.
@750744190(Shit, how do I post past this guy...?)
>>750738829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USfneES8y4k
>>750726007fpbp, or better yet tell him to get fucked first.
>>750742529No wonder jeets worship them.
>>750725849Here's a fun idea you can try at home!>"How Much">"Offer.">*Offer price below market price and/or your preferred price*>If he's still anal about it>ignore him>if the price catches his attention>do a follow up with "sry bro sold out">watch him seethe in angerbonus point if you can bait him harder and waste his time even more.
>>750744043Ok npc
>>750737208>>750739741>>750740207>barteringyou mean haggling, lil nigga
>>750746249is this concept foreign to zoom zooms? when we used to play mmos we did this naturally
>>750726317Hearty chuckle
>>750728327I'm so glad trade bots arent getting banned in PoE
>>750736983I took some barely started framework and a pretty recent osrs cache (about 1 year old now) and I'm implementing things one skill at a time, by this time next week i will have the most modern p server available it has everything in osrs outside of things like sailing etc going pretty good All that is to say when I'm done i will post it so anynig can play how they want
>>750736983>>750748901The fuck is a p server
>>750727612I came back to the thread the next day, I genuinely didn't see this post before mine >>750726317Anon, was that fucking you
>>750728327I made my hideout's entrance room a giant Israeli flag, it upset a lot of people (for many different reasons). I used the mansion layout, and made every room a separate environment (one was a marooned shipwreck, one was a jungle, one an abandoned camp in an arctic region...)I was proud of that base, shame PoE1 is dead
>>750726007>cunts have started doing this with cars nowLolLmao even
