i love tanlines so fucking much bros
>>750850524Who bitch this is?
>>750850695biggie E's
what game?
>>750850524there is a sororitas game?
>>750850745no. alanah pierce parasitised herself into Boltgun 2
>>750850524It is said that the sisters dont have romantic relationships because they are too busy doing sororitas stuff, but if you think about it, that only makes sense if they were looking to be with a man, but if they hooked with each other...
>>750850524>her gamewhat?
>>750850739Boltgun 2, i think
Should have made a tau game with hot bitches instead.
>>750851405there are no hot bitches in the Tau race
>>750850915They thought they could attract a female audience by putting Sororitas in Boltgun 2. It sold like shit so the studio is now going under
>>750850915Boltgun 2 flopped, and the developer had to fire 70 people
>>750850745Yes.
>>750851893>>750851938It was only 25% of the studio, right? There's no way they are going broke.
>>750852086They still have Warhammer Survivors coming out this month that might bring in the money, but Boltgun 2 and their Starship Troopers game flopped, so they had to cut back staff
>>750851405This, bratty Tau flatties to rape correct
I'm not obligated to, you fucking idiot.
>>750852173They really tried to drive in the female soldier shit in both troopers and boltgun 2, but they truly shot themselves in the feet by getting that dumb lying and credentials fabricating bitch Alanah Pierce. Money wasted on her would have been better invested in the... you know... actual devs who are now getting fired. lmao
>>750850561>No nude versionWhat's the point
>Boltgun 2When I see the cover picture of that game on steam, I take a very close look at the "sister", and I just roll my eyes and look the other way.
>>750852397ii can somewhat understand going for a sister PC in Boltgun2 since she provides a pretty different weapon selection compared to the Space Marine, but they could have chosen something else for a secound PC like a Grey Knight or a Custodian
40k is a pozzed bugman franchise, even worse since the HH and Age of Girlyman, and we'll never get a good game of any kind, let alone Sororitas focused.Fantasy was similarly ruined by End Times.Warhammer just sucks.
>>750850524Boltgun 2?Maybe if the VA wasn't a feminist dolt who is against everything gamers stand for, then I wouldn't be sticking with the 1st game only.
>>750852772>Fantasy was similarly ruined by End Times.Now there are rumors that they are doing the same with Age of Smegmar.
>>750850524not high-cut enough
>>750850524>Why didnt you buy her game?.
>>750850524The game didn't feature a 30 minutes scene of them molesting defenseless shotas, so I had to skip it, sorry.
>>750853421the last world stuff?That's basically confirmed at this point
>>750850524I still can't believe we got a 40k CRPG with romances and a SoB squadmate and they didn't make a romance for her.
>>750854015>women who are chaste, their only love being for the Emperor>"hurrr why can't I fuck da white haired lady!?"
>>750850524No coom contentI play games to coomI'm a coomer
>>750850524Because the first one sucked and I am content to play Soulstorm.
How many duke 3ds do you need
>>750853950So what was the point of AoS?Does that mean that they're going to support TOW from now on with more resources and manpower?Or does it mean we're getting yet another iteration of AoS and it's somehow even worse lore-wise?
>>750854301the latter, last world, is still just AoS but with different lore than the first couple of editions
>>750854301>So what was the point of AoS?A different (in this case worse) setting and making a tabletop rule set that wasn't complete garbage like fantasy battle.
>>750854508Aren't they killing off Sigmar according to the leaks?
>>750854301No they're just changing the setting. I'm fine with that since one of the worst things about AoS was all the different realms instead of it just being one coherent setting.
>>750854070You are a retarded secondary and wrong.
>>750854508>>750854529>>750854570All I can do now is GROAN on this.Would've been better if they simply pretended it was a acid-trip drip of Aliathra after she got rescued by Tyrion and Thorgrim from the ceremony that was supposed to rezz Nagash.Doesn't matter how much they will try to change AoS, they will never fix it.
>>750854631Stop projecting
>>750854301>So what was the point of AoS?Selling miniatures withouth having to care about "lore" or "history" or any of that gay shit. Director's 8yo son came up with a "cool" warrior dude riding sharks and fighting with an ipad-nunchucks? Ship it. Dave from accounting did drugs and hallucinated some gay shit in flying boats? Ship it. Space Marines but not in 40k? Ship it.
>>750852173I loved that starship troopers game but yeah it probably sold like 10k copies max. Pitiful return for a company of 100+ people. I'm sure they bet on the warhammer audience to just buy anything with that brand on it but warhammer survivors is the worst vampire survivors clone I've ever played and boltgun was marketed entirely on having the girlfriend of the 1st game's VA be a VA in the sequel. Mind boggling stuff.
Those tattoos and body proportions look.....suspicious...
>>750854783>a company of 100+ peopleBoltgun is a simple pixelated boomer shooter. No way it was made by so many devs.
>>750854301TOW has already received a boost in support but it will always be a game done by the specialist game studio while AoS is done by the main team. If the main team wanted to do a rank and flank game then they'd probably make a new one entirely.
>>750854902They fired 70+ developers those Devs must have been working on something
>>750850524I don't even know what you're talking about, these aren't Space Marines, they aren't allowed to have a game
>>750852772I think Guilliman is a pretty cool character. Eh fucks his Eldar wife and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>750854902>>750855281And that was a quarter of their staff, apparently.
>>750854074Made for Nurglings
>>750854074Name of the game?
>>750854074Based coomer
>>750858409Saintly CorruptionIt is VERY early in development and full if AI. I warned you.
>>750858627Made for big ork cock
>>750850561>>750850524God I love big titties
>>750858627That's an actual game? Or just a hack of Karryn's Prison. I legitimately thought it was a meme from the first screenshot because that's literally the exact same UI.
>>750861901It is thisTechnically real, but the source is obvious. Yet it has some originality
>>750853660Alanah is cute
Someone should make a Turok clone with a cute Exodite girl.
>>750862020>Cheap shameless ripoff made in Pakistan v0.02 (patreon version) porn parodyI swear the standards for WEGs are so low they're right next to dinosaur bones.
>>750850524She'll be in Darktide soon enough.
>>750851893>so the studio is now going under>a studio of 60 employees laid off like 15 people>going under
>>750851851Explain this then
>>750864526Begone deltatroon.
>>750853660Which one? You'll have to be more specific because rhe bitch has claimed to work on a hundred different games by now, which is ironic seeinf as none of which have actually credited her or her respective work.
>>750851405I wish we had a proper Tau FPS, now that Tau infantry actually has more than two guns.
cute and sexy space nuns.
>>750850524Because boltgun 1 was so fucking boring.
Where do I find 3D models to print? I swear, I can't find them
>>750865139telegramcultsmyminifactory
>>750865314Thanks. I'll try checking there
>>750864526that's not even a tau woman
>>750865386Just start with the unit/faction names and lurk. A lot of warhammer things have weird names to dodge GW lawyers
>>750865532How do you know? Are you from Ordo Xenos?
>>750863407Yeah but imagine if she was based and redpilled as well
>>750858627She's cute, what prompts do you think he used?
Are battle sisters and drukhari good factions to start? Because I'm painting a battle sister combat patrol but I'm also interested in the drukhari. I'm a new player ofc
>>750853421Gotrek status?
>>750867270Always heard that dark eldar are very unique and difficult to play. Worth being aware of sibce the learning curve might be steeper, but ultimately if you like them play them
>>750867270Drukhari are a pain to paint, too many jagged parts and spikes that tend to dribble out if you're not carefulAlso, Drukhari are kinda made for hit and run strats instead of standing there shooting at the other team, so if you go in with the wrong mindset for it that's gameAlso, expect to be called a faggot every two turns because to be Drukhari you need to play like a dick
>>750850710Big E you say?
>>750867408>>750867529that sounds fun. thanks. I will try them after getting some games with the sisters.for the painting, I don't mind, i have patience. they seem cool and getting people annoyed with just playstyle seems fun
>>750867529That's why orks iz best. Da boys just charge in.
>>750851938>>750851893didn't even know there was a sequel, first game was so-so gotta give them credit that they didn't go for the retarded femstodes or worse femmarines
>>750850561"i love tanlines"do you love tanlines or tanned women?I love tanned womenthe ideal woman is tan ALL OVER
>>750850524I don't play games where you play as female characters
>>750864972Built for GSCC
>>750871695General social care council? No she's from a militant order
>>750867270they along with Gene Stealers cults, are probably the worst to start with since they all require a lot of models and have fiddly models to assemble, along with lots of details to paints, so they can be pretty intimidating for a first-time painter
>>750852198Tau are mega titcows, this is common knowledge.
>>750850524They fucked up marketing more than anything. I was not aware it was even out. Not that I would bother, I don't care for fps, let alone boomer shooters. Those few people who got it seem to love it though.
>>750873409yeah got to suck to make a well-received, well-liked game that just doesn't sell for whatever reason
>>750850524>alanah jeetburnerno
>>750851940>>750858627>>750867180>Darktide is almost certainly getting Sisters of Battle DLC class>They won't be wearing power armour and instead will wear jeans and a stupid hatFucking swedes.Is there a chance they can be arrested for for making a game where women wear a corset-like outfit?
>>750850524>tfw no tall, strong, scarred wife who will protect you and let you protect her even though she can do it herself:(
>>750863407I misread this as "Allah is cute"
>>750874743Because you'll be playing as a Novitiate, not full-fledged SoB. It's not even the problem, the problem is that Fatcucks will make them as ugly as everyone else in that game.
>>750850524Because it was VR only.
>>750858627The arks of omen and the series consequences have been disastrous for the SoBs aura.
>>750879437Why?Never heard about that
>>750876672>We need you to make some new Sisters models>But don't make them too feminineSomeone should've gone right back to the drawing board with those. Jesus they don't look good at all.
>>750879889GW is British, what did you expect?
>>750867270Best faction to start with is the one whose models you like the best.
>>750879984> GW is BritishReally?Fuck, that explains a lot. I thought they are American company. Everything in UK is cursed
>>750854713>AoS has the chance to go into Cosmic Fantasy stuff, a relativelely untouched genre for tabletop>Could lean into abstract and weird aspects of the setting with the stranger Realms like Chamon, Shyish, and Hysh/Ulgu>Literally every time GW tries to make something for AoS they just water it down to chase a Diet Fantasy crowd because Stormcast don't sell as much as Space Marines do>Cities of Sigmar look like shit but are now the main focus of the setting in some demented attempt to get Empire fans interested, even after TOW launchedIt amazes me how they botched AoS, began to fix it, then decided to simply fuck it over again. GW truly only succeeds in spite of itself.
>>750875265why does she look like a public toilet?
>>750879889It's kinda funny how they introduced Primaris Space Marines to fix their silly proportions, yet all the humans retained their exaggerated proportions.Some minis other companies make these days look insane in comparison.
>>750875265
Why does GW never seem to tap into the potential popularity of the Eldar? Is it stupidity, or intentional sabotage? An Eldar game would probably go pretty well.
>>750880615Because then they'd have to divert resources away from another Space Marine release.
i love bolter bitches
>>750868574Tan lines. Bikini lines are the hottest shit. Spaghetti strap lines are very good too
>>750880350Because she is
is this DLC good?I liked the game, it's a 6/10 for me.
>>750875265>repentia>That much clothsDumb whore >Look it up>James work shit actually added a tube topHate the English.
>>750868574I agree, I love women who are tan all overexcept where her one piece swimsuit covers up
>>750879834Basically, previously the Sisters main gimmick in the lore that made them so cool was that they were so devoted to the God-Emperor to a fanatical degree that they simply couldn't be corrupted. Ever. But then Arks of Omen dropped. A recent event that said "No they can totally be corrupted. Here's an entire regiment that started worshipping Khorn. Any claim of the opposite were just echlesiarchal propaganda."Mind you this was the same update that gave us female custodes, so they just casually retconned two factions in one fell swoop.
>>750881105The Femstodes one was so egregious that it overshadowed the Sisters retcon.
>>750880119Shouldn't have raided all those Egyptian tombs.The death curse of a hundred mummified pharaohs have putrefied the flesh of British empire from its bones, slow but sure.
I'm fucking a Primarch.
>>750881105>>750881164Neither of these things mattered. They were momentary headlines made to get attentions for their respective factions because those factions are not Space Marines. Nothing of consequence came out of either, and nothing ever will, because the only factions that matter in 40k are Marines and Chaos Marines.Pariah Nexus meant nothing and has gone nowhere.4th Tyrannic War was a colossal flop that lasted less than a month.The new war on Armageddon is already forgotten and will continue to be forgotten until Angron shows up there.40k is about Primarchs and Space Marines. Everyone elsecis just these for background filler.
>>750881105>A recent event that said "No they can totally be corrupted. Here's an entire regiment that started worshipping Khorn. Any claim of the opposite were just echlesiarchal propaganda."Nah that's just chaos cult propoganda. They are just assmad they are so cool the God Emperor himself personally sends them miracles while their gods have done nothing but torture them for 10k years
Am I completely misreading SoB if I think the bit is that they're religious zealots in power armor using bolters and waves of fanatical chaff meat waves that worship a god that gives them warp magic powers aka they're literally just chaos space marines that look like nuns.It seems like a really obvious parallel and classic grimdark hypocrisy but nobody ever talks about it
>>750881105>sisters can be corruptedUnironically a good change, if you really want to play as special uncorruptable snowflakes just play cuckstodes.
>>750881268Trazyn...
>>750881920>cuckstodes.they aren't safe either as of the end and the death: part 2.
>>750881920Or Grey Knights.Jesus there's a lot of completely incorruptible people in 40k.
>>750881905Originally yes, their blind devotion and zealotry was meant to be a more dark and detrimental aspect of their background.Now, GW has spun it that not only is their zealotry a good thing that actively brings about miracles, but Chaos Marines now also don't worship the Chaos Gods or only do so grudgingly, with Daemons also being downplayed significantly.
>>750850524>Hire jeet VA>His nepowhore lying cunt wife has to butt her big australian anti-american (lives in LA), anti capitalist (makes lodesemone) anti-gamer (works for game studios) head in and voiced the SoB>surprised it sells like shit
>>750880615They tried it with Tau back in 6th edition.It didn't go well with certain part of the playerbase.
>>750881006I love this image so much I think I have 10-20 copies of it across my Drives
We had Fire warrior and multiple games about the Imperium, but is there a pure Eldar one?
>>750882523Total War campaigns at best IIRC
>>750882167>Chaos Marines now also don't worship the Chaos Gods or only do so grudginglyThis also sucks, it just removes character and make everything bland. Why would you want to play non chaos CSM? Why would you play non emperor-worshipping SoB? Their gimmick is a source of strength and should be developed. Like SoB being "incorruptible" because their souls already belong to the emperor and they can't change their minds, just like a devoted chaos cultist can't just have a change of mind and stop.
>>750882523Rites Of War, re-released on Steam earlier this year after having been on GoG for years. A very old hex-based strategy title, even predating the major Tyranid visual update.
>>750859480Orks don't have cocks, Daemonettes however....
>>750882523The only campaign mode Rites of War had was an eldar campaign. its an old (1999) turn based strategy game.
>>750881368>40k is about Primarchs and Space Marines.Yeah it explains Armageddon sales
>>750882736>This also sucks, it just removes character and make everything bland.>Why would you want to play non chaos CSM?One of the lead writers for 40k content is a vehement athiest with daddy issues who wants to self-insert as Abaddon telling the Emperor and the Chaos Gods to fuck off while being super duper special and strong enough to get away with it.Essentially GW doesn't want a grimdark villain, they want Saturday Morning cartoon villains with an 'empathetic' spin on them.It's why all of the Daemon Primarchs are those who were 'wronged' by the Gods, meanwhile Lorgar and the Word Bearers are being left out due to not only worshipping the Gods earnestly, but also being exceedingly competent while doing so. GW even went so far as to make up an entirely new character, the Anchorite, just to say that ACTUALLY the Word Bearers are all wrong and if they had just been more faithful to the Emperor they'd realize Monarchia was really just a test and everyone except him failed, and ACTUALLY the Imperial Creed ISN'T based on Lorgar's writings but instead the Anchorite's, who is super duper loyal to the Emperor.
>>750853660>a bitch so insufferable she made Anthony Burch look good
The best God in 40k is Khaine.
>>750850814They do have romantic relationships tho, read the books
>>750884094>knife-ear jobber
>>750883121lol what the fuck
>>750850524I don't play any games that have an unsexy female character, especially as a protagonist, partner or love interest.
>>750884187>Puts over others even at his own expenseTruly a wonderful guy.Being a jobber only became an insult when people unfamiliar with wrestling tried to take it over.
>>750884242Hmm. The Anchorite part is true but the rest is dubious.GW have explicitly stated that they want to move 40k away from grimdark so them raping the lore and character of the setting is likely intentional.Burn me can you imagine if any other setting pulled a 180 like that....
>>750884390that is what khaine is thoughneither he nor his avatars can ever win
>>750884458>GW have explicitly stated that they want to move 40k away from grimdark so them raping the lore and character of the setting is likely intentional.that's so fucking retardedso they're doing it
>>750884478I'm not saying they don't lose, anon, my point is that being a jobber isn't an inherently bad thing. It's in the name; jobbers exist so other characters can get a boost. It's their job.Avatars are just as much jobbers as other Greater Daemons, that doesn't diminish any of them from being cool.
>>750884636nojobbers are loserssay the line, Taldeer
>>750884458>Series that built itself up and on the whole concept of grimdark wants to move away from grimdarkAnother example of THING becoming popular ruins THING
>>750884759So by your account, nobody except Space Marines are cool in 40k?
>>750883496>OMG FASCIST RELIGIOUS DICTATORSHIP IS SO FRICKING COOL>YASSS! PRAISE THE EMPEROR! BURN THE HERETIC! SMITE THE XENOS!>LMAO religion is SO stupid, imagine believing in something that doesn't exist and worshipping corpses!>Nooo, you can't invade other countries because you don't like what they're doing!>I have freedom of speech, how dare you shut me up!>Yasss, I'm so gooning to these nuns bro!>Brown people are just as smart and capable as white people!>Shut the fuck up, I'm a woman and my Adam's apple changes nothing! A W-O-M-A-N!40k fans are so fucking funny
>>750884993Saythe lineTaldeer
>>750884094Khaine = Khorne fyi
>>750884636Greater daemons job half the time but are often the mastermind or instigator and they get to take minor/actual Ws all over the place. Theyre also consistently presented as a real threat anytime theyre mentioned with significant gravitas. It also doesn't matter to them if they win or lose since they're immortal and their bosses are just shy of being omnipotent.Meanwhile Khaine doesn't mastermind shit, takes nothing but Ls, and has multiple scenes where he's beaten for comedic relief. Aka, a shitty jobber.
>>750883121>One of the lead writers for 40k content is a vehement athiest with daddy issues who wants to self-insert as AbaddonSuddenly so much makes sense. That faggots fucking sucks Abaddon will never be cool edgelord put your head on a fucking like
>>750885032Like the last three times an Avatar has meaningfully shown up in something he's not only won but also beat the shit out of whatever tries to fight him, anon.The worst he's had in recent content is that three Warbosses managed to pin down an Avatar for a second before he split one in half and went off to fight nearby Imperials since one of the remaining Warbosses already killed the other.>>750885020Khaine predates Khorne.
>>750885020
So anybody looking forward to that new Deathwatch game?
>>750885386Let's see if I can recall any Avatar fights in actual books.There was one in Fulgrim. Fulgrim casually strangles one to death without even noticing that he was in a fight with it. This was dumb at publication and is even dumber now that the Avatar is like 2/3x his height.Oh, there's the tyranid codex where the Avatar laughingly challenges the hivemind to 1v1 him and promptly gets gangraped by carnifexes.Let's look at my actual eldar codices and books....nada....nada....nada....oh, the 3e codex says if the avatar dies he respawns but this is countered by the Last Guardian, a much more recent audio book where the Craftworld of Kher Ys has its Avatar killed permanently, either way kind of doesn't matter. No feats for Lavaboy in 40k other than getting his ass beat.Calgar beat one up too iirc but I can't be arsed to read through every marine codex rn.No Ws here.
>>750887118>There was one in Fulgrim. Fulgrim casually strangles one to death without even noticing that he was in a fight with it. This was dumb at publication and is even dumber now that the Avatar is like 2/3x his height.what a chad movewrapping himself around its windpipe and mindlessly looking at the sky while it died>Oh, there's the tyranid codex where the Avatar laughingly challenges the hivemind to 1v1 him and promptly gets gangraped by carnifexes.based
>>750887118>Fulgrim casually strangles one to death without even noticing that he was in a fight with itTo be fair, he was going in and out of Slaanesh influence with the Laer blade at the time
>>750887187It is a pretty funny image. Probably not in the way James intended though.
>>750887118>1v1 me bro heh>No lol>Gets VORED Love me bugs
>>750887118>FulgrimPrimarchwank.>1v1 the HivemindIt was the Swarmlord, actually, and this was expanded on in Valedor. It took twelve stampeding Carnifexes to take down the Avatar, and shortly after that Prince Yriel arrived with the Spear of Twilight and one-shot the Swarmlord with it, causing even the Hive Mind to reel. Iyanden's Avatar would later get a rematch with the Swarmlord and casually win. In the same book Biel Tan's Avatar spent nearly two weeks fighting two entire swarms of Tyranids by himself, to the point that when Biel Tan's forces returned they found him still fighting them on top of a literal mountain of Tyranid corpses. He notably never loses as well, as he's shown falling back with Biel Tan's forces as the planet starts to break.Il-Kaithe's Avatar also appears in Ciaphas Cain: Choose Your Enemies, where it drops onto a Slaaneshi Daemon Prince from essentially low orbit, before beating and perma-killing her with the Wailing Doom.Then there was Warboss as mentioned earlier, where it took three Warboss-tier Orks just to immobilize an Avatar for a moment before it broke free.
>>750885006Who are you quoting?
>>750887307This is true, but also makes the Avatar look worse since now it's losing to a guy flickering in and out of consciousness with a daemon that he should be able to 1v1 occasionally seizing control and actually fighting against him. In most other stories this would usually result in the opponent gaining the upper hand due to the fact that Fulgrim doesn't know wtf is going on every time he gets back in control but nah.
>>750887664boootyranids should win
>>750880615Because GW is ran by fuckign retards that don't actually see the true value of their product. That much is evident in the fucking retarded decisions they have been making for years when it comes both to their models, the rules and in general the misshandling of their IP.Their dominant position in the tabletop gaming market has very little to do with the actual quality of their product and more to do with the fact that their competition is even fucking worse.
>>750887664Oh they expanded it in a minor side book to make the avatar look less retarded. that's kind of funny!
>>750887664>and this was expanded onWe call that retcon cope. And it's true
>>750887740Primarchs literally can't lose even when logic states they should, unless they're fighting another Primarch. Angron is the only exception to this rule since he has a weekly respawn timer making his losses virtually meaningless.There's a scene in the Siege of Terta where Sanguinius fights like a dozen Bloodthirsters at once and instead of seeming cool it's just stupid, since all it serves to do is make Bloodthirsters seem weak given Sanguinius already wins the fight by way of his death being later in the script.Primarchs are a genuine cancer on 40k.
>>750850524As an Ork CHAD I do not care for the forced inclusion of foids in a pathetic and desperate attempt to chase femoid spending power. I simply wont ever purchase any artificially forced girlboss foidslop in any shape or form.
>>750887830They technically due by technicality since Dark Eldar are fucking stupid.>>750887889>>750887960Valedor's literally the only good Eldar book GW has ever released.
>>750884993>nobody except Space Marines are cool in 40k?Pretty much yes. Space Marines are the only thing which keeps 40k afloat.It's kind of hillarious that for so many factions and so many years of development 40k remains so poorly writtren and barely fleshed out as a setting.
warhammer threads are always the same 3 niggas sitting in /tg/ all day slowly bumping this shit across dayscan't you guys just stay in /tg/
>>750888048>Valedor's literally the only good Eldar book GW has ever releasedIrrelevant it's still retcon cope
>>750888048I only read 3 eldar books and they were all filled to the brim with marinewank so i stopped reading their novels before valedor came out. Guess I should have read a fourth? Fucking GW slop man. You'd think a publisher that writes 50% garbage would stop or at least learn to curate their shit
>>750887694Average 40k fan, obviously
>>750887967Anon, Sanguinius already bodied two greater daemons of khorne and slaanesh prior to the Siege. He was also going through his own version of the Black Rage during the Siege.
>read tyranid and genestealer books hoping for cosmic sexo horror>it's a bunch of normies and literally who tards mowing through armies that can casually rip through space marines
>>750850524imagine losing your job because your retarded nigger boss made the retarded nigger decision to hire alanah pearcetop kek
>>750888114They're just poster boys, even in the Imperium the real meat is Mechanicus, Imperial Guard, Ecclesiarchy and Knights.
Primarchs are the worst fucking part of 40k lore. They are all so fucking gay.
>>750850561next time post this version
>>750888221>I only read 3 eldar books and they were all filled to the brim with marinewank so i stopped reading their novels before valedor came out. Guess I should have read a fourth?90% chance you read the Path of the Eldar trilogy, which is widely considered to be one of the worst Xenos series GW has ever produced right next to the Ynnari Trilogy-Turned-Duology.Gav Thorpe's infamously the worst writer GW had in their employ for years, and virtually EVERYTHING he wrote panned out badly. He was also, unfortunately, the lead writer for the Eldar for many years after their initial introduction. The entire reason Eldar come off as jobbers and losers is because Gav INTENTIONALLY WROTE THEM THAT WAY FOR YEARS, as he doesn't like Elves.Valedor is luckily not written by Gav, and actually tries to portray both Eldar and Tyranids in cool ways.
>>750888434Homoerotic tension and daddy issues are what satisfy the masses of space marine fans.Somehow, in the grim darkness of the far future, elves aren't gay enough.
>>750853660This is exactly why I didnt buy Boltgun 2
>>750888750Gav has some good ideas, like how the Eldar splinter groups are all linked etc and how Dark Eldar and Craftworld Eldar aren't mortal enemies.His main fucking issue is that that he thinks that Eldar being self righteous and arrogant race supremacists is somehow a "flaw" in them and that the eldar are fools etc.Them being giga racists that see all non eldar races as their lessers, is fucking based and part of their appeal.
>>750888750unless the tyranids are literally raping them, it is of no interest
>>750853660Yeah, I explicitly avoided the game because he was involved. Annoying art-thief.
>>750888938>dying off>non-replacable craftworlds are diminishing>literally incapable accomplishing anything'ah yesthe superior race
>>750888408>They're just poster boysWhich in case of 40k converts into being the only one who is relevant.>Mechanicus, Imperial Guard, Ecclesiarchy and Knights.Literally NPCs with no agenda or stakes (not like SMs have much, but againm they compensate it by media presence).
>>750850524I fucking love tanlines on big tiddies
I didn't even know it came out.Wasn't too big on 1 though, but that's just me. I could tell it was compitant.
>>750889062Eldar are in terms of their mental and physical qualities, quite literally superhuman according to 40k lore. You can cope and seethe about it all you want.
>>750888938He also wrote the Ulthuan plotline in End Times where it turna out all the Phoenix Kings were liars and Malekith was actually right all along and also everything the High Elves ever stood for or defended was either destroyed or retroactively made a lie, with Tyrion literally getting cucked to death.
>>750889134until they meet a named human character
>>750889105>Mechanicus>no agenda or stakes
>>750888750It would have been smart of GW to put someone else on Eldar writing - ironically one of those political types that wants to see women, nonbinary, or agender people everywhere actually could have worked in Eldar. But alas, instead they get to shit up the Imperium factions instead.
>>750885006w40k is McFascism for fat nerds
>>750867375Heartbroken
>>750851938go woke go broke.
>>750888750>Eldar are not good because they are willing to unite with another faction over a common enemy.What's wrong with that?
>>750889204Yep
>>750889195Yeah, his ideas for Warhammer fantasy were giga-garbage.I prefer the Craftworld Eldar and Dark Eldar not being mortal enemies because it makes sense given their origins as survivors of the fall, and unnecessary conflict between the two just further diminishes the already scarce Eldar population.However High Elves and Dark Elves allying under Malekith in end times is pure fucking lore rape. Part of the appeal of the High Elf and Dark Elf relations in Warhammer Fantasy was the total race war/civil war mindset they had kept going for millenia and how utterly they despise one another.
>>750888008Orks reproduce asexuallyCute and valid enbie icon
>>750889217Fuck no. The proper person to write the eldar is a "west has fallen, billions must die" mindset gigachud, that gets the Eldar perspective on the galaxy.
>>750850524aren't you guys forgetting the most important question?you filthy secondaries have been converted into primary paypigs and have actually started building a tabletop army and bought paint, terrain, and minis from Games Workshop, yes?even the mega-chud Asmongold has been converted.
>>750889217it’s interesting how quickly they went from strict sex roles to totally deconstructed sex roles same as qunari, it really attracts the wrong people
>>750889134Ehhh, idk about that. Human psykers are equal to or stronger than eldar ones and if you actually looked at the character stats in RT, DH, etc they actually aren't that much better physically.But as>>750888750Pointed out all that was written under Gav Thorpe's supervision so maybe it should be tossed in favor of fanon/nu gw stuff?
>>750889642>want to appeal to faggots>destroy the reality of your worldevery time
>>750889217Gav Thorpe was a member of the GW 'old guard' that made him basically untouchable. He didn't leave the company until after the Fall Of Cadia which prompted the major management shake up which in turn started the "Only the Imperium matters" mindset that GW now has.
40k secondaries are so insufferable especially political secondaries who have no appreciation for actually painting minis.
>>750889663M8, read the actual lore. Eldar are superhuman beings. Even the average eldar is basically a super soldier when compared to a baseline human.Eldar psychic powers are also heavily kept in check by the fact that Slaanesh beelines for their souls if they actually tap into their proper psychic might. The whole system of using psychic runes to cast powers is something the Craftworld Eldar developed after the fall in order to keep using their psychic powers in some capacity while evading the predations of Slaanesh, whereas the Dark Eldar just made using psychic powers basically a capital offence in Commoragh because it could draw the attention of Slaanesh.Humans do not have a comparable power cap on their psychic shenanigans and the consquences of getting posessed by Deamons or whatever for using their psychic powers too recklessly is also far lesser for humans as their souls are just consumed, whereas Eldar souls are kept in perpetual giga rape torment by Slaanesh forever whenever she who thirsts manages to snatch an Eldar soul.
>>750876672Makes sense.Imperium is third world shithole, where people are just generally ugly, or malnourished with no access to hygiene or medicine.
>yet to play Boltgun II>Adepta Sororitas coming to Darktide soon>4th DLC for Rogue Trader coming soon>Dark Heresy coming next year>Space Marine 3 in developmentWe 40kchads are eatin' good
>>750888750>The entire reason Eldar come off as jobbers and losers is because Gav INTENTIONALLY WROTE THEM THAT WAY FOR YEARS, as he doesn't like Elves.Based, I kneel, fuck knife-ears
hello /tg/ heard your board was shit is that why I keep seeing the occasional 40ktard off-topic thread here?
>>750889870>M8, read the actual lore. Eldar are superhuman beings.None gives a fuck.>Even the average eldar is basically a super soldier when compared to a baseline human.Who dies by thousands when plot demands it.>needs anime superweapon to simply match basic bitch CSM
>>750889468Yes, 100% Biel Tan vibes but also>12,000+ years of total degeneracy
>>750889870>meanwhile in every other book and game imaginable
>>750890003every board is dead besides /vt/
>still no game of being a guardsman tank crew>no seraphim SoB game even if it plays like a railshooter or Space Marine where you fly in and become a whirling death inspiring guardsmenI love muh tanks and seraphim
>>750890046>>750890060It's not good to be a power level or even a normal consistency fag in a setting like 40k.really depends on who is writing
>>750889956Not according to Adepta Sororitas in lore and media (all official arts, miniseries and prior appearances)Sisters are notorious for looking like saints, and saints can't be ugly. I know GW is British, but that doesn't mean everyone in 40k looks like an average British woman.
>>750890102>we'll soon be free
>>750890102>e-celeb but even more troonskek, nice cope vtumor troon
>>750854631>>750889507>>750889853I'm a vidya primary, tableslop quaternaries are not welcome on this board
>>750890156>Not according to Adepta Sororitas in lore and media (all official artsSeriously?>miniseries Like Hammer and Bolter episode?
>>750890046I used the term baseline human for a reason, you disengenious nigger.Or are you such a tertiary that you are under the impression that red corsairs are ordinary humans rather than space marines?
>>750858627>>750854074I got this a couple of weeks ago, and whilst there are parts of it I like (the art is great), I really fucking hate these erotic games where the only way to see sexy scenes is to "lose"This one especially requires you to lose quite a bit to really get the most variety of scenes. I kinda just wanted to make her into a complete whore by her own volition, but instead I have to wrangle the battle system to get the scenes I want
>>750880615(1): Because GW doesn't trust their own product and (2): Warhammer 40k is still a niche product with a niche audience. You can't go too far outside the familiar otherwise people won't play it.
>>750890152>It's not good to be a power level or even a normal consistency fag in a setting like 40k.And there is the trick. Power level is the sole selling point of 40k
>>750890046Cursed anime superweapon for most of 40k's runtime actually.Forced you to reroll successful saves of 6 making him even flimsier than a normal elf. Shit was ass but he was cool as fuck. I think they unfucked his curse with the new release but idk if it's still a godly weapon.Used to be a witchblade/power weapon hybrid that got the best of both worlds.
>>750890054The Craftworld Eldar and Exodites were the gigachuds of the pre-fall eldar empire who were telling everyone around them that their degeneracy was going to lead to the collapse of their empire. The exodites bugged out whereas the Craftworlder stayed around trying to warn the other Eldar and save their race until it was too late.Thus, they are basically the descendants of Eldar chuds that got proven right. Dark Eldar in contrast are the descendants of the eldar gooners that were doing the sicko shit that led to the birth of Slaanesh.
>>750890321>nuGW bowing to niggers and uglies because UK gov said soDon't care, not canon>Like Hammer and Bolter episode?Like AS:Penitence.
>>750890534>Eldar chudsExplains why they are so small and weak.
>>750890524One of the things the Ynnari shit did was basically lift the curse of the Spear of Twilight from Prince Yriel.
>>750875265Is there is nothing FOIDS wont appropriate from sensitive young man (37) like me?
>>750890475how horrifying
>>750890542>Don't care, not canonLmao nice denial.
>>750890612Modern Protoss are gay and lame. Blizzard basically ripped out everything unique about their culture in SC2. By the end of Legacy of the Void they are basically just blue 4 foot humans with the values of an average democrat voter.At least Eldar remain turbo racists space elves to whom human lives are of zero value, whereas Artanis basically preaches the same values as fucking Optimus Prime. It's so gay.
>>750890403>I used the term baseline human for a reasonFor what reason?Baseline human is the same NPC as Eldar, they simply don't matter in 40k.>Or are you such a tertiary that you are under the impression that red corsairs are ordinary humans rather than space marines?>>needs anime superweapon to simply match basic bitch CSM>>basic bitch CSM>>750890524Okay and..?
4 meter tall humans*Total fucking brainfart.
>>750890763>At least Eldar remain turbo racists space elves to whom human lives are of zero value,And became irrelevant to the point they weren't even included in DoW IV.
>>750890805I should have recognized you as the resident "GW should remove everything from 40k besides space marines" shitposting retard. Enjoy your last (you).
>>750890695Even GW is not retarded enoughThey were always hot heavy metal chicks with guns, the moment GW actually forces everyone to uglify Sisters, their sales and interest in them will plummet.
>>750890901A lot of newer SoB art portrays them as uggos tho.
>>750890876>you as the resident "GW should remove everything from 40k besides space marines" shitposting retardWut?
>>750890763The entire Protoss plotline in SC and BW was about overcoming their internal prejudices and that they couldn't beat the Zerg without breaking tradition and uniting.
>>750890875>muh relevancyOk, and?Besides the new DoW looks like utter garbage, (and almost certainly will be garbage given the track record of the devs behind it) whereas the actual game worth looking forwards to is Total War 40k, where the Eldar are a launch faction.
>>750890901>their sales and interest in them will plummetOh no, they'll go from selling one box per quarter to one box per year
>>750890995>newerThere's your problem. Everything across the board has been getting uglier and uglier for a reason, same reason femstodes and fem marines are being pushed
>>750875265>didn't even notice she removed the pants at first because the pattern barely changedWhat >>750880350 anon said.
>>750890695It's literally the only way to enjoy 40k anything anymore. Anything stupid and gay isn't canon. Take primaris marines for example. I have no idea what people are talking about with these marinier marines who marine harder, they don't exist. This caul guy they say did it got executed immediately by Inquisitor Sneedius after it was discovered he was embezzling the imperiums most valuable resource, geneseed, and wasting it on idiotic attempts to do better bio-engineering then God
i don't like how modern 40k is just playing it straight, and i'm not talking about bring back Rogue Trader satire or even comedic moments like ork stuff.40k is at it's best when it delves into absurdism, not satire, nor playing it straight.
>>750891151bruh, the older models were even MORE uggo.and no, fem marines don't exist.
>>750890534Eldrad is the oldest elf and the rare onewho remembers pre fall civilization. I don't actually know when he was first born. Their culture was getting raped for 12k years. Chud/normie/lefties/whatnot aren't defined in absolutes but against the present Overton window.The chuds of today don't blink at what would have been obscene or absurd a century ago let alone have the capacity to adopt the morals and standards of that era. Who knows how far 12000 years of a reckless unfettered descent into madness would move the needle even with puritanical revisions if half the population was born 6000 years before the fall they'd be the same relative distance that we are to Mesopotamia. But at least we have all the archeological research and databases. Most of those probably went poof during the fall and it's not even like they can directly recreate their old culture thanks to slaanesh forcing them on the paths system.I fully expect some level of weird fuckery society wide but if that's not the focus of the novel it doesn't need to be mentioned.
>>750890901>They were always hot heavy metal chicks with guns,
>>750891089Sure, but that didn't involve them getting rid of their caste system or the fucking khala like SC2 did.I fucking loathe the way Blizzard handled the protoss in Starcraft 2. Legacy of the Void raped Protoss lore just as much Heart of the Swarm raped the Zerg lore.Byt the end of LotV the Protoss are basically just recolored humans with magic tech in every way. All the unique elements of their culture are just gone. The fucking Khala being gone from the Protoss is basically the equivalent of if GW removed the path system from the Eldar, or made it so that anyone can just become a Space Marine by putting on the armor etc. Khala was one of the core pillars of Protoss culture and the Zealots and High Templars were fucking religious warriors who channeled the collective psychic energies of not just themselves, but the Khala itself. GW might be retarded but at least they have some modicum of respect for the lore of their IPs. Blizzard clearly did not give a single fuck about what the protoss were originally established as.
>>750891215>It's literally the only way to enjoy 40k anything anymore>anymoreWe really did make a full circle, ignoring shit you didn't like was common knowledge and practice back in the day, it's only when youtube lorefags came that they started throwing a fit over this
>>750891107>Ok, and?So stop pretending Eldar are anything but NPCs just like the rest of xeno armies
>>750891215>It's literally the only way to enjoy 40k anything anymore.Why bother yourself then?
>>750891335is that comic cover meant to refute that anon point?
>>750891398ah yes, the only slut to keep her virginity intact.
>>750891410>Stop being fans of a race I dislike!Lmao, no. How about you go fuck yourself.Nobody gives a fuck about "muh relevancy" especially when that shit is spouted as arguments by subhuman tertiaries like you who don't even enagage in the actual hobby.
>>750891579>tertiaries like you who don't even enagage in the actual hobbyI play the video games though, Eldar aren't relevant in them
>>750855643what more do you need
Reminder that the Emperor's main reason for wanting to open a Human webway gate was to get leverage for Human-Eldar diplomacy and get himself some big-booty Craftworld ladies.
>>750891318Vect is also about as old as Eldrad but I don't think either of them has perfect recollections of the pre-fall Eldar society. Eldar don't usually live for 10 thousand years, their lifespands stretch into the thousands of years yes, but 10 thousand is still very old. Basically all the Eldar that actually lived in the heyday of the pre-fall eldar empire are dead. The only actual proper survivors of that society that remember it are the oldest of the Haemonculi. Those fucks were often part of the very pleasure cults that were trying to bring about the birth of Slaanesh (the pleasure cultists thought that Slaanesh would just join the existing Eldar pantheon rather than become a proper chaos god).
I just recently got into warhammer this year because the minis look fun and the games look fun.I have not read one book or watched one lore video and I think it's more enjoyable to headcanon. It's weird seeing me and my friends have >fun and then on spaces like here I see constant IT'S SO OVER.I will say actually list building feels like trying to hit a moving target since this is basically a live service game with patches and nerfs. I'm partially bought into sisters and orks, but not fully, and it will take me multiple months to acquire and build and paint everything once I do finish a list, at which point half of the army could be nerfed to near unplayability or drastically change the list, which will require more months to buy/build/paint
>>750891696I expect to see you seething about the Eldar in the total war 40k threads.
I can't wait for the Darktide DLC, Fatshart swedes will make her so UGLY, it will be among the ugliest SoB representations in any media ever, it will make official GW painted mini-figures look like k-pop plastic goonbaits.
>>750890901>joytoythose chinks have yet to do any eldar, its unfair
>>750891812>and the games look fun.Have you played a game yet?That's gonna change your opinion on it fast.
>sisters start seeing battle as early as 15>less than 20% survive past 30>art and models always depicts them as 30-40 years old (even the "good" examples)
>>750892001I played some games of kill team but not big 2000 list ones
>>750891963fatslob wont add any new heads so you'll just have to cope with the singular passable head in the head which still has a manjaw
>>750891215The proper way to enjoy 40k is to make up your own lore for your own dudes and play the fucking game with your miniatures with your friends.The official lore is just the sandbox to justify why your dudemen are fighting your friend's dudemen. People that want a story out of 40k don't fucking get that the point of the setting is to faciliate plastic toy wargame battles for nerds.
>>750852397>fabricating bitch Alanah Pierceless than 0.0000001% gamer population knows who that dumb whore is and even less know that she did voice over in boltgun2
>>750891089we must be better protoss
>>750892082Too bad that the rules have been shit for like a decade now. Ever since GW started simplifying them. God I miss vehicle facings so fucking much.
>>750891861>total slopnot buying, CA hasn't made a good game since 2012
>>750892154I doubt that will stop you from coming into those threads to bitch and whine about the fact that Eldar are a part of 40k like you have been doing itt.
>>750892050they are adding this one, here is your qt hebe novitiate sir
>>7508920482k games in 11th Edition aren't much fun but if it's casual friendlies it's more workable.On the bright side you can just look up older rules and use the same models if 11th isn't to your liking.Also don't pay for Codex rules. Use Wahapedia. $60 USD for a single rulebook is disgusting.
>>750891338Raped Protoss in question:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_XwzBMTJaM"Le based Eldar"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db7PYTO1oPg&t=851sI apologies for dumping some youtuber LORE BREACKDOWN shit, but you guys are such cattle that none of you dared to load scene separately.>throws girly tantrum and dies like a bitch
GW is pathetic thinking that they can trick people into buying their overpriced plastic shit.they're just as stupid as Riot for thinking that people who watch Arcane will play League of Legends.I will blast fat ropes to Tau femboy firewarriors getting their bussies split by Salamander BBCs, but i will not spend a single shekel on 40k minis.
>>750850524>"I...I like to...tomboys..!"Yeah just admit you like men lil bro
>>75089234895% of their total revenue is their overpriced plastic shit they are well past thinking anon
>>750892328Have you actually fucking played SC2 you fucking retard? Because that intro cutscene is basically the last fucking point in the franchise where Protoss retain anything resembling of their original character.The entire fucking campaign of Legacy of the Void is Artanis dismantling protoss traditions. he gets cut out from the Khala himself by Zeratul in the second fucking mission because muh "ancient ebil" corrupts the Khala and by the end of Legacy of the Void, the Khala is just gone.
>>750850524>picture of a woman>"Buy x now!"Honestly sad and pathetic
>>750891579>>Stop being fans of a race I dislike!We aren't discussing your preferences, only fictional race and their place in fictional franchise.>Nobody gives a fuck about "muh relevancy"Yeah I've noticed it by your reaction.>like you who don't even enagage in the actual hobby.Well, that's correct actually, I am not paypig, and you can take your time with your percious hobbyists like Asmongold, enjoy.
>>750892236Yeah that was one of the first things I noticed about the codex. Why buy a rulebook that at any point would be incorrect due to hotfixes? Same for killteam data sheets.
>>750891997None buys eldar
>>750892456>Have you actually fucking played SC2 you fucking retard?Yes I did.>The entire fucking campaign of Legacy of the Void is Artanis dismantling protoss traditions.False.>he gets cut out from the Khala himself by Zeratul in the second fucking mission because muh "ancient ebil" corrupts the Khala and by the end of Legacy of the Void, the Khala is just gone.And..? Thesis please.
>>750864256it makes you wonder why WEGsloppers don't just go look at porn.
>>750892596>Eldar refresh in 10th sells out almost instantly>Corsair box sold out fast>Exodite box was one of the most popular KT boxes produced despite having Snaggas shoved inEldar not selling is an old meme from before their updates.
>>750875265holy shit those tats are fucking ridiculous
>>750892674>Yes I did.Then you clearly didn't fucking understand what was going on.>FalseNo, it is not. Artanis even makes a little speech about how the caste divisions between the Khalai, Templar and Judicators is old fashioned and the new age requires the protoss to let go of that system. He spends multiple fuckign scenes trying to convince the preserver lady onboard of Spear of Adun that she needs to cut herself of Khala, the racial fuckign memory of the protoss because of muh amon.>And..? Thesis please.Dipshit subhuman, I already spelled it out here>>750891338>tl;dr: Blizzard rapes the protoss lore in SC2, by removing their unique cultural traits and basically turning them into just tall blue humans with magic tech and basically the values of an average murrican libshit.The only thing the protoss have left by the end of SC2 is that they look different from humans and have better tech. The values of the protoss in SC2 are basically the same as the values Jim Raynor has. It is fucking gay.
>>750892848The resident eldar hating retard refuses to acknowledge this because it goes against his personal narrative that the Eldar are hated and GW wants to remove them from 40k. Before the Total War 40k was annouced this same disphit was convinced that the Eldar would never feature in any 40k game ever again.
>>750892937The gay little speech in question.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd2wB-_8oLs
>>750892937>No, it is not. Artanis even makes a little speech about how the caste divisions between the Khalai, Templar and Judicators is old fashioned and the new age requires the protoss to let go of that systemNigga that's literally continuation of Aldaris-Tassadar conflict from SC1.>>tl;dr: Blizzard rapes the protoss lore in SC2,Yeah and raped Protoss are:>tsundere Vorazun>Optimus Prime Artanis>Zerathul the TeamCarry>HighLord AlarakWhile "le based Eldar"are:>girly Yrel, who runs away from the very first tactical squad of CSM>Yvraine>Yrileth from Rogue Trader>picrelated, GW publically recognizing the whole Eldar army as Space Marines bedwamers
>>750892848>>Eldar refresh in 10th sells out almost instantly>>Corsair box sold out fast>>Exodite box was one of the most popular KT boxes produced despite having Snaggas shoved inSo you are saying Eldarfans literally voted with their wallets for Avatar remaining main laughing stock of the franchise?
>>750892921>vanThe frog glowies hit that bitch with the stupid tattoo idea death star
>>750893150Actually, I was mistaken, this was the fuckign gay "no castes no more" speechhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vmbSBrVaKwFuck Starcraft 2. It made the Protoss so fucking gay.>>750893317I get you have no fucking taste and want the enigmatic and spooky protoss of Starcraft 1 to just be basically space californians. At no point in 40k lore, has any Eldar made equivalent gay speeches about muh unity and equality an sheet.
>>750893470>I get you have no fucking taste>says 40k-fagLOLLMAO>At no point in 40k lore, has any Eldar made equivalent gay speeches about muh unity and equality an sheet.Ending of the Gathering Storm second book Fractures of Biel-Tan.Also Warzone Valedor.
>>750893317>>Optimus Prime ArtanisAre you actually using this as a fucking defence for Blizzard's writing of SC2?
>>750852772rogue trader was pretty good. had its flaws but it certainly wasn't "pozzed".
>>750893551Nigga you are defending SC2's writing. Starcraft 2 is infinitely worse on both writing and lore department than anything GW has put out.
>>750893387The Avatar hasn't been featured in a book in like ten years.He's still a beast on the table though, and won Model Of The Year in 2022 with his refresh.
>>750893572>Are you actually using this as a fucking defence for Blizzard's writing of SC2?Why I shoudln't?
>>750893646The Avatar is such a gigakino model. I love muh molten boi.
>>750893627>Starcraft 2 is infinitely worse on both writing and lore department than anything GW has put out.Hey now, let's not get crazy here. Even SC2 was better than Arks of Omen.
>>750893627>Starcraft 2 is infinitely worse on both writing and lore department than anything GW has put out.Sorry I am not homosexual, to put Guilliman over Kerrigan's ass.
>>750893646>He's still a beast on the table though, and won Model Of The Year in 2022 with his refresh.And so..?
>>750893661Because it's pure fucking slop.A supposedly alien character spouting murrican liberal ideology about muh freedum, tolerance and diversity being a strenght straight back at the audience.It is the gayest fuckign shit imaginable. I guess that sort of shit gets gulped down by murricans without a second thought just like corn syrup laced bread.
>>750850524>Why didnt you buy her game?I did though
>>750893847You're arguing with a turd world ESL
>>750893789>And so..?People still like him despite being a jobber?Nobody has really cared about jobber status on anything since the Primarchs came back and spoiled everything.
>>750893847>Because it's pure fucking slop.>WAAAH WAAAH WHY NOT EVERYONE IS MISERABLE AS I AM!Go and wank on Path of Eldar trilogy, faggot.
>>750893923>People still like him despite being a jobber?And somehow it makes him not a jobber, or what..?Just to clarify, the whole discussion started with delusional Eldarfag claiming Avatar is cool and that Eldar are not NPCs.>Nobody has really cared about jobber status on anything since the Primarchs came back and spoiled everything.You seems to care enough to derail the whole thread with your rantings.
>>750889286It's only based when human protagonists do it. Same with racism.
>>750893949Retarded strawman.Let me put this as simply that your subhuman mongrel brain can get it.I preferred it, when the Protoss were mysterious, dogmatic and at least a little bit ALIEN, psychic ayylmaos whose society was organized based on their own systems and culture, at the heart of which was the Khala, which is basically a pseudo hivemind and racial memory the Protoss of Aiur shared.I dislike SC2 because it got rid of everything unique about the protoss and basically made Artanis a liberal ideologue dismantling the protoss culture and spouting values that were indistinguishable from the values of some average libshit troughout the campaign. It is fucking insufferable to play trough.By the end of SC2 there is no meaningful difference between the values Artanis has vs the values Jim Raynor has.
>>750894187>I preferred itNo you didn't (or probably got filtered by protoss campaign).>I dislike SC2None cares.
>>750894060Nigger, you have been seething troughout the thread about people liking the eldar. And this is not the first time you have done this either. I've seen you throw this same tantrum in different 40k threads before. Every time someone speaks positively of the Eldar you throw a fit. You can try to deny it but anyone who has actually browsed 40k threads regularly on /v/ for longer than a month will have spotted this pattern. The same fucking shit about muh relevancy, muh npcs, muh eldar are not in DoW4 etc bs. You ought to just accept that space elves are part of 40k no matter how upset they make you.
>>750894375I played SC1 trough multiple times propably before you were even born. I got into Starcraft nearly a decade befroe SC2 was a thing. My impression of the setting and it's races is based on SC1 and Brood war, which is precisely why I dislike Starcraft 2 because that game shits all over the tone and lore of the original game and BW.
I don't care what GW saysEldar women are hot therefore Eldar are cool.
>>750893919I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
>>750890424Ever played Wicked Island? There is "defeat sex" but you can also on purpose have sex with the monsters and even give birth to hybrids. It's a big buggy and still early in development but i got my moneys worth.
>>750894718I love the design of Aspect Warriors.
I did, but I'm still playing as Caedo and haven't yet gotten to the replay as the bolter bitch.It's an improvement over the first game, but Overwhelmingly Positive feels like overrating it. It's still okay, like a 7 if Boltgun 1 was a 5.5
>>750876672Are those figs ugly?
>>750894786Why isn't there a class based aspect warrior action game yet
>>750894737>750893661>Why I shoudln't?This didn't tip you off? 4chan would be a lot better if people stopped replying to ESL posts and OPs
>>750894913Because GW only wants to shill the Imperium.
>>750894913Because GW hates money I presume.I'd play the shit out of a proper aspect warrior game.
>>750894986>>750894993eldar are not as liked
>>750894913They barely do anything for any non-imperium group, even really popular ones like orks.
>>750893907WHY wasn't she romanceable?First Amiri and then her. Why would Owlcat do this?
>>750894437>Nigger, you have been seething troughout the thread about people liking the eldar.False.>>750894574>I played SC1 trough multiple times propably before you were even born.So you are just salty baby boomer.Ynnari really suits you well then.
>>750896000Owlcat has a fetish for dangling best girl and not letting you romance them. As a result I play celibate when playing owlcat games. Digits agree
>>750896000>WHY wasn't she romanceable?Her hard belongs to the emperor
I want my imperial guard vs tyranids natural selection 2 game to be developed
>>750896000>Argenta story was clearly rushed and had chunks cut out due to GW meddling with Owlcat, her romance all but confirmed to be cut because of GW as well.>Yrliet's "romance" is a literal humiliation ritual. Continuing the trend of Owlcat refusing to make a cute Elf girl romance in any of their games. Not to mention how badly written her story is as well.Ultimately, It's a combination of GW fuckery and Owlcat's own faggotry. In their attempts to make "unique" romance stories in their games they either sideline making romance plots for characters people actually want. Or they make their "unique" romances that are actually just gay as fuck. (See, a literal cuckold romance in Kingmaker and subtle cuckshit in Wrath.)
>>750851893>they tought foids would play a boomer shooterActual insanity, noone is this stupid.
>>750896860>GW Warhammer CRPGs>Human dominated Rogue Trader cast>Xeno dominated Inquisitor cast
>>750894718Agree, it's Eldar males who feels out of place
>Yrliet's "romance" is a literal humiliation ritual. Continuing the trend of Owlcat refusing to make a cute Elf girl romance in any of their games. Not to mention how badly written her story is as well.Slaanesh will rape and murder you both if you try to have sex with her.
>>750897460That's actually a bit of a misconception. Craftworld Eldar can still have casual sex and engage in some fun. Even Alaitoc, one of the staunchest and most uptight Craftworlds, still has brothels, bars, and even legalized recreational drugs.'Hedonism' for Eldar is when you start getting into the abhorrenrly freaky shit.
>>750897460>Continuing the trend of Owlcat refusing to make a cute Elf girl romance in any of their gamesIt's just RT companions are trash with no personalities.
>>750897623>still has brothels, bars,reserved for sons of orar
>>750897623>craftworld brothelWhat kind of people work there? Is there a Path of the Prostitute?
>>750894437>You ought to just accept that space elves are part of 40k>says a guy who cries in denial when reminded of space elfs place in 40k
>>750897623>implying RT wouldn't get freaky as fuck with this bitchShe's a redhead too, you just know she's into kinky stuff.>>750898001I disagree. I didn't care for Idira, Solomorne and Jae much, but the rest of the cast was very likeable, and I didn't actually HATE these three like some companions in other party RPGs, they're just not my type of people to have around. Actually felt bad about having Pasqal with me during third chapter.
>>750898370>Is there a Path of the Prostitute?Yes.There are paths for basically every aspect of life. There is a path of the reveler, whose job is basically just to party hard.
>>750898385>I disagree.Don't care.
>>750897048Did... Did she fuck and replace the guardsman
>>750898385Yrliet follows the Path of the Chud, and has foresworn sex.
>>750898371>still so butthurt about space elves being part of 40k that he tries to restart the entire argument again.Sad. Keep seething bitch nigga.
>>750898458I can see why the Eldar clown god is so strong, their whole race is ridiculous
>>750898492>retreats the moment his opinion is questionedCorpse starch material.
>>750898370>Is there a Path of the Prostitute?Presumably yes. How that works probably varies depending on the individual Craftworld.For instance Biel Tan probably has a lot of ex-Aspect Warriors who are there to work out their own stress.Ulthwe ladies can foresee their clients in advance and can probably pick and choose who they take.Iyanden women are sad and like to cuddle.
>>750898621>clown god>strongLolLMAO even
>>750850524Because they hired Alanah Pearce to voice her. Fucking retarded decision to hire a highly divisive cunt like her to voice their character.
>>750898719He's still around, despite everything.
>>750898621Craftworlds are propably the best places to live in all of 40k. They are essentially mostly post scarcity utopian moon sized space cruiseships with enclosed ecosystems, gardens, luxurious by human standards living accomodations, full of beautiful and ageless space elves who for the most part, just live relatively carefree lives dedicated to their autismal hobbies, some of which simply include being wizards and warriors. The standard eldar footsoldiers, the guardians are basically citizen militia raised when the craftworld needs to bolster their aspect warrior forces. The actual aspect warriors are basically volunteer war autists.
>>750898798Yeah by hiding in the cuckshed
>>750854631>>750889507>>750889853>>750890293>secondaries>most of 40k games released 25 years agoI think it's high time to start refering /pol/turd tourists as tertiaries.
For me? It’s my imperial guard.I’m building an army with a little bit of everything. Artillery, transport, battle line, vehicles, and a Kasrkin dropship spec-ops team. God I wish it wasn’t taking so long though holy fuck. I love painting but hate assembly, especially with magnets
>>750898730>hiredDon't look up who her husband is
>>750898896>For me? It’s my imperial guard.>I’m building an armyoink oink golem
>>750898980It’s fun
>>750898835>The standard eldar footsoldiers, the guardians are basically citizen militiaSo they are just space russians
>>750898835To elaborate on the point, Saim-Han for example has entire stretches of the craftworld that are basically just wilderness, race tracks and obstacle courses for the lunatics of that craftworld to race their jetbikes on. The Craftworld Eldar, whenever their craftworlds are not under attack etc, basically live the comfiest lives in all of 40k. Just being space elf neets with hobbies that consume their lives, essentially.
>>750898896take it to /tg/casual porn addiction is the only hobby here
>>750899031>It’s fun
>>750898971It's why I didn't play the first Boltgun either and why it's really funnny SAAAROS flopped.
>>750899039No, the imperium is space russia. Guardians are still elite soldiers and are not treated as expendable chaff to be thrown into the meat grinder. Eldar Guardians are more comparable to national guard etc type of non elite, voluntary military service type of deals, whereas aspect warriors are essentially career soldiers.
>>750898980>So called hater of secondaries when an actual primary enters the thread
>>750898719something tells me this guy did something cool
>>750899158>Guardians are still elite soldiers and are not treated as expendable chaff to be thrown into the meat grinder.Someone missed Eldar trilogy
As the only person on the planet looking forward to warhammer survivors, I really hope there's some variety in SoB characters besides the baby carrier and the black cannoness
>>750899039Guardians usually aren't deployed in direct combat roles, and are primarily used as support personnel like pilots and weapon crews if even that.A mass mobilization of Guardians means shit has completely hit the fan.
>>750899102Such a cool model. I went with the Russ tanks and then an IFV/transports, but I played one match at a LGS with a dorn commander and I was surprised how well it did on its own.
>>750899201Sorry but I don't read Black Library slop because I actually play the game and have Codexes where all the lore I need for the Eldar is contained.
>>750899073no let them stay /tg/ is a critical role tranny hellscape and their hobby also got hijacked by whores retarded political spergs and normalfags
>>750899208Anon they're not even including Xenos or Chaos characters. SoB ar elucky to even get two characters.
>>750899174Pretty much this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUCRcK7QYcOn Eldar strongest wizard and Eldar God of Death
>>750898862I agree, bookfags and lorefags (little difference) should be classified as tertiaries
>>750899262>Sorry but I don't read Black Library slopOkay. Eldar guardians were used as expendable chaff to be thrown into the meat grinder on Yanden, Valedor, Vigilus (literally all appearance of Eldar in the recent events of the setting) and all Dawn of War series.
>>750899342Lore that comes from codexes is primary material. Everything else is secondary at best.
>>750899283They are explicitly including only imperium characters for the 40k half. 40 characters say half are for 40k, still leaves plenty of room for a couple more sisters
>>750899301i thought he did something to the clown one based on the context
>>750899441>codexesTableslop adjacent so quaternary, even worse than bookfags
>>750899380>whatabout muh secondary and tertiary slopI don't care nigga. I have the fucking codex right here. The eldar don't have chaff units in general because they are an elite army, and if you use guardians as chaff you are fucking playing the Eldar wrong.
>>750899553Clown God followers were just NPCs around
>>750884161With men.
>>750899590The tabletop game and the models is the actual primary aspect of 40k. Everything else exists to faciliate this part or be advertizement for it.
>>750899603>Warzone Valedor>Vigilus>secondary and tertiary slopLOLLMAO>The eldar don't have chaff units in general because they are an elite armyBWAHAHAHAHA, literally the whole p[oint of Guardians on the tabletop is to die on the objective.
>>750899673>The tabletop game and the models is the actual primary aspect of 40k/transgender/fags will come here and still spout retarded shit like this kek
>>750899590What is "primary" to you?
Look at these little clowns swinging their incense chains like that is going to do anything lmao
>>750899603>they are an elite army,>1Wtop kek
>>750899767By the omnissiah, You will get a taste of my mechanderites.
>>750899707Object holding is not the same as being chaff, you retard.Chaff units are shit like termagants and hormagaunts, or basic imperial guard squads. Shit you can just use to screen other units and whose only role is to fucking absorb bullets. If you use guardians like that then you are playing the Eldar wrong because the guardians are not efficient at such a role. They exist to be backline support units, hold objectives and take potshot at enemy units with their weapon platforms while actual aspect warriors or vehicles do the fighting.
>>750899848>Eldar aren't an elite army because muh golden banana troons are also part of the game.By your logic Custodes aren't an elite army either because Imperial Knights exist.
>>750899748Video games>>750899603>>whatabout muh secondary and tertiary slopBut enough about codexes and tableslop
>>750899871>Object holding is not the same as being chaff, you retard.>meanwhile GW officially suggesting to use 1w units as chaff against charging terminators
>>750899932Cope seethe and dilate.Custodes, elite army, Space Marines elite army, Knights elite army.Puny elves are on their way to edgy puny elves as horde armies.
>>750899973Are you referring to the recent warhammer community article gw outsourced to chatgpt? The one that followed the absolutely mental buffs GW gave to space marines?
>>750900084Yep.
>>750850524I did…
>>750900210oink-oink
>>750900149The game has been in decline for a long while, even before the buffs but that has hardly made things better. It remains to be seen if GW is able to course correct but I doubt it. The marine buffs have fucked the ballance something fierce.
>>750900254>The game has been in decline for a long whileIrrelevant.
>>750864840
>>750900320I mean, it kind of is for the quality of the game. But I've considered it to have been in decline for like a decade now. The removal of vehicle facings and simplificaiton of the rules were tremenouds mistakes the game has never truly recovered from. The only thing 40k really has left in it for me at least, is the inertia of nostalgia for it, the aesthetics and lore of the factions I like, and the friends I have who play it still. The actual game is kind of garbage these days.
>>750900439>I meanirrelevant
>>750889507I have a full World Eaters army
>>750887118It has been years since I read "Eldar Prophecy", but I think an avatar of khaine was summoned in that book at some point. Pretty sure it failed. All I really remember is that the MC's craftworld gets raped by chaos in the end.I don't recommend anyone read the book to fact check me. It was written by C.S. Goto and we all around a pretty terrible experience to read.
>>750901332C.S. Goto is a bogeyman of old GW writing, and all of his works have been rendered non-canon. He even did the Dawn of War books, in which Taldeer dies in Winter Assault and Macha gets killed by crystal shrapnel because she meditated too hard.
>Eldar books are either written by people who fucking hate Eldar and just want to use them as a punching bag for the factions they actually like>Or they are written by degenerates that would make even Slaanesh blush and use Eldar to push their tranny/fag agendaMan, I really like Eldar and bought models to put together since I love the designs, but why the fuck are they so cursed? The fact some of the best Eldar discussions only ever happen in threads unrelated to them since it avoids certain autists only makes it worse.
>>750901443>and all of his works have been rendered non-canon.And nothing of value was lost. I'm trying to remember how that book fucking ended and I'm pretty sure it was some kind of wet fart ending out of nowhere. I want to say it went something like this.>Bad guy's evil scheme is sacrificing a whole craftworld to chaos for some reason>Craftworld is basically being flown into the warp or a warp storm or something>the princess or whatever eldar society's princess equivalent is implied to have been captured and is going to be rape/sacrificed to slaanesh>the main character basically solos his way into the throne room right in front of the big bad guy>then the main character basically says something or accomplishes some minor goal that kicked off his original quest>the MC then turns around and goes home>end of story>He doesn't defeat the big-bad>He doesn't even fight him>the big bad was right there in the throne room. But like in the background.>the craft world is implied to get a bad-end>I'm not even sure if the MC knew that the bad guy was the bad guywhat a twiiiiiiiiiiiist
>>750901874The trick is to just ignore shit you dislike especially if it is just some black library slop, and focus on the core lore of the Eldar which is gigakino, and their aesthetics which are still among the best in all of 40k.You can do what you want with your own Eldar in the end. Nobody forces you to give a fuck about what some retarded faggots write about them.
>>750901874The Eldar lore situation is the same as 40k as a whole, but without a layer of paint to cover it up; The best 40k lore is that which GW has very little involvement in and which Black Library has virtually no involvement in. Take a faction you like the aesthetics and base lore of, then make your own subfaction and plotlines utilizing them. GW only ever cares about selling plastic, and doesn't care abiut any lire or stories behind it. Theh intentionally WANT new customers to gravitate towards established subfactions and characters, not for the sake of those characters but rather because they can charge $40+ for a single named character model that way. The best example of this is Titus, who after his big break in SM2 and Secret Level now costs a whopping $90 to field on the table.Making headcanons and personal stories is the best way to engage with 40k lore.
>>750881006fucking kino
>>750902280It wasn't always like this.Back in the 90ies and early 2000nds GW put out really kino lore for 40k in general, and eldar especially. White Dwarf articles on Eldar are what got me into the hobby in the first place, back when Eldar were getting their range refresh that introduced plastic Dire Avengers I think. I fucking love Goodwin's concept art for the Eldar.
Does warhammer have any monks or shaolin-adjacent dudes
>>750902641a tech priests are based on monks, ish
>>750902641Closest would probably be Eldar Seers.Nobody really fights with hand-based martial arts.
>>750902641The admech electropriests maybe.
>>750902779the*>>750902813except eldar?
>>750850524Make space marine but you play bolter bitches and I'll play it.
>>750902886There's a diablo-like game where one of the classes is sister of battle. I know that's a far cry from space marine-like game but it's probably the most we actually have right now that is not pixel stuff like boltgun 2 or a side character in a turn base game like rogue trader.For more macro stuff like controlling forces in a battle and whatnot, battlesector has sisters of battle as a faction. A game like space marine 2 with sisters of battle is likely never leaving dream territory.
>>750903247Not announced yet but it's been datamined: Sister Novitiate as a character in darktide. Technically not a full fledged sister of battle but it's in the sisterhood.
>>750901874They look like faggots so they attract faggots, it's not complicated
>>750875265Got any of them running away from the camera?
>>750903641>not a full fledged sister of battleShe's definitely Soriritas, a full sister. Sister is just the 2nd rank in 8 ranks (not including Repentia which would be low the lowest rank). If you mean she won't be wearing full power armor yeah she definitely won't (but maybe in the FOMO cash shop one day).The only rank below a Sister is a Novice and they don't send Novices out on their own anywhere. Sisters however? Sure. Pic related, the default outfit for the sister.
>>750899932Eldar used to be an elite army where units had strict roles, but have been power crept out of that role when GW started giving specialist units with exactly 1 gun or weapon to Space Marines and other factions.
>>750906943You know things have gotten out of hand when GW starts calling Eldar factions Horde Armies.
>>750906996GW is fucking batshit retarded and if they had any sense they would cut back on the power creep.
>>750850561I need to rewatch Tomo-Chan.Perfect Tomboy
>>750907937No, now take your T6 Space Marines with 3W and Strength 5 bolters who also retard AP by 1.
>>750896000>WHY wasn't she romanceableJames Workshop said NO. legit.
>>750908329gw would freak out if it saw that one sister of battle weg
>>750896000Amiri is the worst character you have to be the biggest faggot to even be able to tolerate her
>>750908556I have already sent it to them. Only because I hate AI WEGs more so than James Workshop
>>750908636She's literally grugette. She's great
>>750865314I got one off Etsy "war hammy" or something like that from "nom nom figures"Too bad there isn't more lewd content, all the main games are hardened bitchboss girls. Way hotter to imagine hot space nuns.There is one h comic but I think they had them as cat girls.
>>750908805the only thing she is great at is getting kicked instantly off any team
>>750853660Why didn’t you offer to suck my dick and eat my shit?
>>750908636She's the best character. I want to stroke her rock hard abs and read her pulpy adventure novels.
>>750909639>Reading Amiri stories to her and making her read the woman's dialogue to help her learn how to read What a wonderful world
>>750850561based
>>750890424The sister from Imperial Bureaucracy Hero is hotter than this
>>750908753Nah not that one I'm talking about the one that is actually finished (though it's a very small game)
>>750908914>all the main games are hardened bitchboss girls.officially they really want to push the serious battle scarred and mutilated SoB look and GW can't model of paint female faces for shit, but at the end of the day it's the BDSM leather kink nun faction so people want their bolter bimbos.Incidentally finding STL's of good looking female characters that aren't the most tasteless goonslop you'll ever see is surprisingly difficult
>>750881368>Pariah Nexus meant nothing and has gone nowhere.Isn't that just because the retards at GW kept delaying it?
>>750910487That's ones not that bad
>>750910487link?
>>750910664>>750851940
>>750897048>castrated cuck and xenos freak adopts an orphanWholesomechungus.
>>750910806>game is on patreon>patreon is under reviewliterally 1984
>>750850561Requirements is missing futa
>>750911569you like cocks huh
>>750911846Only on chicks
>>750868574Forgive me for my food analogy but apples and oranges. Be it all delicious tan or glimpses of alabaster skin in skimpy bikini tanlines, no more brother wars.
>>750908914
>>750910507>people want their bolter bimbosno thankscute girls in big armour is way better than your coomer bullshitsimple as
>>750905476You're literally showing a Novitiate.
>>750905476retard
>>750905476Absolutely fucking horrifyingly ugly. I mean so are the other character models in the game but come on. How did deliberately making things ugly for ugliness' sake become the ultimate form of expression of leftist political theory?
>>750851938good if trueimagine hiring alanah pearce as a VAalso the first game was utter shit too
>>750911846futa girls have both. it's dickgirls that's gay.
>>750914329this, just because newfags and retards slap futa on cheap and bad SFM/blender from artists who don't want to add the vazinga does not make it so.
>>750914065It's grimdark
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>>750884094That's not Gork and Mork, the Greenskin chads who dabbed on Nurgle.
>>750851893It fucking dumped because the VA they hired was a turbo feminist liberal fuckwit and they hired her specifically to cater to the MODERN AUDIENCE.
>>750919570no retard her husband is the VA for the MC from BG 1. she's always been a nepowhore
>>750919570its astonishing how that annoying weirdo alanah pearce keeps popping up in games like this, she was in cyberpunk, allegedly wrote for one of the shitty new god of war games, then there's this as wellalways struck me as being so fake when she was on funhaus
>>750868381They hired a feminist leftist journalist to be the va so no they are still retarded
>>750850524are they actually this hot or are they manginas?
>>750918360>>750918325>>750917173Retards
