https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1xmubmr/ocarina_of_time_remake_review_uploaded_early_by/> The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a story about growing up. Link leaves the shelter of Kokiri Forest, awakens seven years later in a kingdom ravaged by Ganondorf, and finds that the people and places he knew have changed. Nearly three decades after the original game, Nintendo's Switch 2 remake confronts players with a similar passage of time. It is gorgeous and faithful. It also left me feeling a little empty. > Nintendo has also softened some of Ocarina's stranger, pricklier edges. Mido, once a straightforward bully, now seems more like an overprotective leader. Kaepora Gaebora no longer traps you in repeated speeches when you select the wrong response. Navi's relentless "Hey! Listen!" has been mercifully restrained. These are welcome adjustments in the moment, but they raise an uncomfortable question: how much of a game's personality can be sanded away before convenience becomes compromise? > For the most part, that line remains intact. This is a more conservative remake than Final Fantasy VII Remake or Resident Evil 4, and its devotion to the original is closer to Demon's Souls, though not quite as absolute. > And yet polish cannot reproduce the shock of discovery. In 1998, Ocarina of Time helped invent a vocabulary for three-dimensional worlds. In 2026, its remake speaks that language fluently but rarely adds a new word. It is among Nintendo's safest possible bets, even as its craftsmanship deserves admiration. Pretty much a safe, boring, remake that's just a graphical overhaul. Meh.
what is bro yapping about
>>750886119It's a graphic update to an almost 30 year old game. You should already know exactly what it plays like and what happens.
>>750886119>Link leaves the shelter of Kokiri Forest, awakens seven years later in a kingdom ravaged by Ganondorf,I guess fuck the first third of the game??
>>750886119Obviously the zoomers of this current generation don't get it
>>750886119>These are welcome adjustments in the moment, but they raise an uncomfortable question: how much of a game's personality can be sanded away before convenience becomes compromise?Why can’t Nintendo accept that their market is man-children who grew up with their old games? Japanese kids today are playing those bullshit Chinese/Korean MMOs like Genshin Impact. The Dragon Quest team understands this and they don’t retard proof their games for kids that’ll never play it.
>>750886119>Pretty much a safe, boring, remake that's just a graphical overhaul.That's exactly what everyone wanted though
>>750886119NONONONO PLEASE WE NEED THIS WIN OR NINTENDO WILL GO BANKRUPT
>>750886119Its impressive how much third worlder seethe this game is generating
>>750886693>The Dragon Quest team understands this and they don’t retard proof their games for kids that’ll never play it.Kinda of a shit example because they almost fucked that up with 12. They had to literally remake the entire game from the ground up.
>>750886119>This is a more conservative remake than Final Fantasy VIIThank fucking god
We don't care. We now like this remake because it's the GOTY for us PS5 and PC chads. What else are we playing on our PC Master Race Battlestation Rigs? This is a day one Steam Deck release and we're all hyped as fuck.
>>750886807Did not know that lol. I’ve enjoyed the spinoffs they’ve released since 11 came out and they never feel like they’re treating me like I have brain damage the way current Nintendo games do.
>>750886889Uh but wasn't oot considered for snoys, tendie?
>Mido is too much for nu-tendoAhahahahaha guess everything is babyfied. I guess the Shadow Temple and the Well are clean now kek
>>750886740>third worlder seethe I am playing fire emblem fortune's weave on my personal computer right now and it's just as bad as I expected it to be. You faggots used that same brown argument to defend that game.Sorry but muh sour grapes is no longer a proper argument, PCtrannies will be playing the OOT demake too wether you like it or not.
>>750886930you're still poor and brown lol
>>750886631Read the post asshole, that reviewer definitely isn't a fucking zoomer and knows his stuff
>>750886740Fibby bibby and /thread. Most of the turd world can't afford gamer PCs like us and therefore are seething that the best game of the year is a 4K 120Hz PC exclusive. Most of the turd world has shit like the Switch 2 which doesn't run this game at community-official settings.
>>750886119>First OOT review posted. Sounds mid.>https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1xmubmr/ocarina_of_time_remake_review_uploaded_early_by/>> The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a story about growing up. Link leaves the shelter of Kokiri Forest, awakens seven years later in a kingdom ravaged by Ganondorf, and finds that the people and places he knew have changed. Nearly three decades after the original game, Nintendo's Switch 2 remake confronts players with a similar passage of time. It is gorgeous and faithful. It also left me feeling a little empty. >> Nintendo has also softened some of Ocarina's stranger, pricklier edges. Mido, once a straightforward bully, now seems more like an overprotective leader. Kaepora Gaebora no longer traps you in repeated speeches when you select the wrong response. Navi's relentless "Hey! Listen!" has been mercifully restrained. These are welcome adjustments in the moment, but they raise an uncomfortable question: how much of a game's personality can be sanded away before convenience becomes compromise? >> For the most part, that line remains intact. This is a more conservative remake than Final Fantasy VII Remake or Resident Evil 4, and its devotion to the original is closer to Demon's Souls, though not quite as absolute. >> And yet polish cannot reproduce the shock of discovery. In 1998, Ocarina of Time helped invent a vocabulary for three-dimensional worlds. In 2026, its remake speaks that language fluently but rarely adds a new word. It is among Nintendo's safest possible bets, even as its craftsmanship deserves admiration. >>Pretty much a safe, boring, remake that's just a graphical overhaul. Meh.
>>750886119This is Ootsnoy seethe fanfiction babble. The game hasn't been unlocked yet and Its literaly impossible to play the it unless you have a dev console admissioned by Nintendo and only a handful of westoid amerimutt journos do
>>750886119That reads like a 9/10 review. Also nice job not posting everything the reviewer said. Such cuck dishonesty.
>>750886915Good try my fellow snoy, however you have just been convicted of being a dalit. The community-official version of OOT is a PC exclusive, benchod.
>>750887001damn you are fucking fuming
>ITT: snoys literally grasping at straws to find anything bad to say about nintendo
>>750886119>Even the infamous Water Temple has been made less aggravatingUh oh it's not beating the casualization claims
>>750886119Kind of a useless review. Feel like this could have been written without even playing the game
>>750886119If only the new artstyle was objectively better as tbe upgrades graphics it would actually have been a safe remake.
>better graphics>better combat>more fleshed out overworld>better character designs>voice acting>constant 60fps>not 2 fucking 40 p!!!!!!!!I understand Aonuma when he says he's nervous for this game now.BoTW and ToTk were both so amazing, my heart honestly weeps for the OoT Remake.Not only does it have to follow up 2 of the literal best games of all time, its also has to put up with vile nostalgiafag ootsnoys that shit on everything post-MM/TP. (depending on if you're also a nostalgia manchild cubesnoy zoomer that started with wind waker)Theres no way this game is going to get its fair shake
>>750886889>>750886915>>750887094I hate these sh*tposts.Stfu, snoy.Stop spamming illegal content.
>>750887249>Manchildren nostalgiafag ootsnoys + westoid journolists with nintendo derangement syndromeYep this remake will be scored 4 points lower than it actually recieves everywhere
>>750887249>better character designs
>>750887042Do you know what a leaked review is you goddamn retard? like holy shit tendies are truly the dumbest creatures on this planet
>PC trannies maldinglol
>>750887310>>750887140>>750887042The community-official version of OOT is a day-one PS5 release. We need to focus less on games and more on the company preventing us from playing them the way we all want. Also, Sony and PCMR are finally on the same side. Once Nintendo is defeated we can resume Steam vs Sony, but until then, neither of us can fight a two-front war.
>>750887038Sorry you're stuck playing the exact same game you did 30 years ago while I'm playing GTA VI.
>>750886119It seems I'll be waiting a couple of months for mods that fix the game and playing it on PC for the 4k 120fps experience..
>>750886119>more conservative remakeNINTENDO WHERE IS MY HECKING YELLOW PAINT AND INCLUSIVITY?!?!?!?!?!?!
92-94 metacritic score is still my prediction.
>>750887762Here it is.
>>750887474Malonchads won
>>750886981I could buy 4 bing bing wahoo machines with my GPU alone. You're the argentian here Pablo
>>750886119Seems like they fixed all the things that keep me from replaying the N64 version
Game looking fire. Haters gonna hate.
>>750886119>Sounds midOf course it does. It's Ocarina of Time 64/3DS without any major improvements, only with a new coat of paint.The puzzles were piss easy back in the 90s and Aonuma made it even simpler in the remake lmao.Grottos were a piece a shit that only existed because of development time constraint and N64 limitations. Epona is a useless piece of shit that was used to showcase the power of the N64 in its late life cycle.Hyrule field has what? 3 different enemies?Ocarina of Time was ALWAYS a 7/10 game that got jerked off by Nintendo cultits into a fake 10/10 game.
>>750888081Hurry up and die already lol
>>750888081ootsnoys couldnt handle this trvke
>>750888243>>750888081stop replying to your own posts negro
Oh look I was right, I’ll be saving my $60 plus tip thanks Nintendo!
Still think it was a giant waste of an opportunity to not expand on the game more and add new content.
>>750887649I'm playing both.
>>750888442This was made by the BotW and TotK team. If they did that, you wouldn't be getting a new mainline game for another 5 years. I bet they're aiming for 2028 to have a new mainline game out. Maybe 2029 at the latest.
Ocarina of Time was ALWAYS a 7/10 game that got jerked off by Nintendo cultits into a fake 10/10 game.LET ME REPEAT THAT Ocarina of Time was ALWAYS a 7/10 game that got jerked off by Nintendo cultits into a fake 10/10 game.
>>750886119>Final Fantasy VII RemakeJesus Christ. There is no FFVII remake. It's a complete fucking do-over. WTF is wrong with these people?
>>750888596You're a zoomer or you didn't own a N64 in the last 90's.
They had a chance to do something incredible. Instead they fucked up even the most basic thing, Link's outfit. Then these geniuses had the idea to add voice acting. I don't even know what else they fucked up I checked out as soon as I saw those two things on the trailers. If any zoomer reading this wants to ACTUALLY experience Zelda how it's supposed to be you need to play it on Retroarch on 240p with ntsc-svideo shader. NOT CRT ROYALE. NOT SHIP OF HARKINIAN. NOT UPSCALED.PLAY IN 240p.
>>750888596No, back in the day OoT was legit a 10/10 game. The thing is, games evolved. These were the early days of 3D. You legit had no better game in 3D than Mario 64 and OoT for ages. The problem is that people pretend they hold up. They really don't. Mario 64 holds up better than OoT but even there the camera is shit.
>>750886807This
>>750886807The old DQXII Logo had more soul
>>750887474Still Would
>>750888772but MGS raped OOT, it had better 3D
>>750888924MGS, OoT, and Half-Life are all in my top 5 and they're all from 1998.That year was THE year for storytelling in vidya.
>>750887474what the fuck, looks like a disney bitch
>>750886119>>750886439>Hmm I wonder what I'll get when I play this remake of a 30 year old game>WHAT? A polished graphically updated version of said game?! Inconceivable!
>>750888602I mean hey at least OoT is one game while FF7 needed 3 whole games spanning different console generations.
>>750887975What
>>750888924For me it’s Sonic Adventure
It's just a game. Don't purchase it and don't play it if you don't like it?This board is mentally ill
>>750889238Imagine Nintendo making OoT into seven games? Honestly sounds like easy money. lol
>>750889040Half-life is the whole blueprint for every Sony movie-game we ever got. I wish that franchise never existed.
>>750888924lolwut? MGS gameplay is 2D outside of a few gimmick sections
>even the reviewer mentions censorshipHAHAHAHAHAHA
Donyou have fucking paid ai agents to spy all those reddit and discord nobody reads?
>>750889509You guys have no idea how bad LLM's are running rampant online.
>>750886119this shit aint getting 90+
>>750886119Anyone else utterly disappointed about Ocarina of Time getting mega casualized and dumbed down for zoomers?>very first ladder puzzle in deku tree dumbed down to an obvious eye switch, most likely many other puzzles elsewhere also dumbed down>most enemies have an obvious glowing weak point now>iron knuckle attacks can now be blocked>enemies do half as much damage as in the original>wallmasters now have an extremely obvious spotlight so zoomers don't get jumpscared>wallmasters don't even pose a threat anymore, you can literally break free after they grab you>double stalfos battle got rid of the pit in the middle of the room, now it's just a lame pool of acid that barely damages you>game now gives you a "pocket business scrub" that lets you summon a shop anytime, for retards who can't even do basic resource management>bottles are even easier to get and you get one just by going to hyrule market>your shield is automatically up all the time in target mode, babies don't even have to press the block button anymore>navi constantly throws out marvel quips at every little thing>all blood scrubbed from the game everywhere>removed all nods to torture from bottom of the well>Forced tutorial on how to use the Deku shield after you buy it>Dodongo's Cave hint stone on how to light up the skull's eyes now moved to the entrance of the dungeon>Entrance to get into the Forest Temple is a Hookshot target and not a tree trunk>Frozen eye switch rotating platform room in the Forest Temple is now just a basic room where you walk in front of the touch and shoot the eye>No option for auto jumping
Eric won
>>750887042>ootsnoywhat
>>750886119Ocarina of Time is stuck in the same hole as Half-Life 2 in that it did a lot of things that were seen as innovative and brand new at the time, but it didn't do those things particularly well so now that they're no longer innovative it's honestly a bit shitStuff like Z-targeting barely working, the great big plain of fuck all that is Hyrule Field, having to dick around in the menus constantly and so on
>>750887474Oy vey, get your stinky hands off my shekels!
>>750887038>and its devotion to the original is closer to Demon's Souls, though not quite as absolute.Opinion discarded. Demon's Soulless put niggers in it and removed gender
>>750889427OoT majorly contributed to the rise of Sony movie games. Far, far more than Half-Life.Sony eyes were on consoles back then, not PC Gaming.
>>750887474
>>750886119>its devotion to the original is closer to Demon's SoulsIf that's the bar for "devotion to the original" than this game is fucked
>>750889427Half-Life has like one cutscene after you finished the game, how's that a movie game
>>750886119>unironically linking to redditOp is a faggot, probably pajeet too.
>>750886119>Wallets hold more rupees, but Great Fairy upgrades now carry prices that can reach 500. Apparently inflation has arrived in Hyrule too.
>>750890081Demon's Souls is pretty much 1:1 aside from art style.
a game like ocarina of time might have been impressive 30 years ago when uncs only had pong and minesweeper to play on their black and white televisions but nowadays us gamers have highers standards
>>750886119>Nintendo has also softened some of Ocarina's stranger, pricklier edges. Mido, once a straightforward bully, now seems more like an overprotective leader. Kaepora Gaebora no longer traps you in repeated speeches when you select the wrong response. Navi's relentless "Hey! Listen!" has been mercifully restrained. These are welcome adjustments in the moment, but they raise an uncomfortable question: how much of a game's personality can be sanded away before convenience becomes compromise?
>>750887042t. thinks a leak is only what happens in his pants
>>750890089I wasn't talking about cutscenes. That's more of Hideo Kojima thing. Sony movie-games try to turn the whole game into a movie-like experience. Replay Half-life one. The first hour is enough. If you're still convinced that Half-Life one wasn't the blueprint for all the shitty games that came after, I don't know what to tell you anon.
>>750886119I always knew it would be mid since that first teaser. If the game were something special they would've came out flexing like Twilight Princess which had all those scenes despite still being two years out. The fact that they couldn't show anything for a renake and just expected people to clap because "OOT, but unreal graphics" was a massive red flag
>>750890230So is OoT
>>750889319It's funny to see tendies boast about how Zelda defined 3D games in 1998 when fucking Sonic Adventure came out the same year and BTFO everything they ever did
>>750886119Glad I didn't fall for the Switch 2 scam. Just more evidence that it's a waste of a console.
>>750890387You can only suck Gabens dick on /v/. Never mention the movie games, the battlepasses or the case openings.
>>750890564I don't remember clipping through the floor in a scripted segment of the first dungeon of OoT.
>>750890387>it's a movie even though you are doing a ton of hameplay because uhhhh it just FEELS like one!
>>750889464are you retarded anon?
>>750886119Will anons make a PC port of this?
>>750890564>the least delusional Sonic fan
>>750889589NPR doesn't post scores or reviews to metacritic.
>>750886119>game too much like the originali thought you guys were seething that it was going to be too different? so much goalpost moving
>>750889708Dedicated autist spamming these threads. Still butthurt about Xenoblade existing.
>>750886119It's making me wonder what exactly should be the purpose of a remake. The reason I am not really interested in playing this specific remake is because it offers very little content wise, and I have played through the game frequently in the past, besides the fresh graphics the game in its current remade form will offer me very little.Would it have been more interesting if it was a reimagined version of the game? Perhaps. I think in the end I would have preferred a totally new Zelda game with the more linear formula of Ocarina of Time. A new story, new places, it doesn't even have to be radically different, just more content, more fresh content.I will not buy it.
>The camera is now largely over Link's shoulder. It works, though I miss the deliberate framing of the original, particularly the overhead Hyrule Castle stealth sequence.
>>750890958No people always said it being strictly 1:1 would be boring when the 3DS remaster exists.
>>750891039>It's making me wonder what exactly should be the purpose of a remaketo make money you fucking retard faggot
>>750889623I still don’t get the point of this random chick being posted. Does she use or lurk this website? Does she know that anonymous people post her clips on here with paragraph essays of text?
>>750886119>Link leaves the shelter of Kokiri Forest, awakens seven years later in a kingdom ravaged by Ganondorf, and finds that the people and places he knew have changed.Wtf is this retard talking about? Did he even play the game?>Navi's relentless "Hey! Listen!" has been mercifully restraineddropped
>>750890201ZAMN
>>750891101So its a quick cashgrab because they have a movie in the works, got it
>>750890564A man can still Dream…cast
>>750886119It was always mid. Only soiboys were raving about the original because muh nostalgia and shit. It's literally the worst game in this already terrible franchise.
>>750891156It's some autistic faggot from the barrier crew
>>750891039>It's making me wonder what exactly should be the purpose of a remake.Earthbound Beginnings comes to mind, it’s the best game where many things could be improved and expanded upon in a remake like Metroid Zero Mission as an example.
>>750886693Every recent Dragon Quest game has been retard proof though. They've got quest markers, auto healing on level up, literal infinite HP modes, HD DQ1 and 2 have a shit ton of OP techs added in, DQ7R has "puzzles" that a nematode could solve and free healing and save shrines placed every ten feet in dungeons. Plus the games now auto save every few seconds, so if you die there's no reason to lose half your gold or even restart a dungeon, you just go back to before the encounter you died at.
>>750890958It can be both>Bunch of unnecessary changes to things that didn't need it>Things that should've been changed strictly adhere to the original
>>750891650They already remade Mother, it's Mother 2.
>>750889328Yezzzurrrrrrrrrr
>>750886119People are going to get bored of this before the water temple.Honestly Capcom did the resident evil remakes right, modernized while staying true to the original game.A 1/1 remake of a 27 year old game is going to be fucking boring. Zoomers will not enjoy this
>>750891734don't forget how hard the builders games hold your hand with multiple mandatory tutorial islands
>>750891918>Capcom did the resident evil remakes right, modernized while staying true to the original gameAnd then 3 happened.
nintenbros...
>>750886721No it isn't retard, most people wanted it to be a completely revamped game. I can already play OoT with superior graphics, and that's the N64 version. At least make this a different experience, not the exact same game with worse art style and visuals
Not surprising. Ocarina of Time was always a shit game that was objectively bad for the industry and this cannot be refuted. You know modern AAA shit like The Last of Us that gets praised as a heckin work of video game art by a bunch of paid reviewers giving it 10/10s? OoT planted that seed. Movie games with overly long cutscenes? OoT planted that seed along with Metal Gear Solid. Lock-on dodge and rollslop? OoT planted that seed.ALttP already introduced several kinds of cancerous shit like the above but OoT doubled down on it. Zelda stopped being good after the first one on NES.
>>750887140I know right, they don't even have to try!
>>750892114>a completely revamped gameGod i hate you all so much
>>750892142Zelda was never good, stop pretending>muh NESMuramase and StarTropics shit all over it
>>750887975Holy fuck you can even struggle off them now too, as if the GIANT FUCKING SPOTLIGHT wasn't warning enough
>it's OoT but easier, weird-looking, and with bad voice actingWho is this for? Young people who have a conniption at "old graphics"?
>>750891734>auto healing on level upWhy is this a problem? I wish Final Fantasy did this. Even Secret of Mana did this but not its sequel Seiken Densetsu 3.
>>750892308You know zoomers would rage from losing any form of progress, even a few meters into a room.
So it's the Star Fox remake again>more realistic graphics that look ugly>main game mostly in tact>some pointless minor changes>no reason to play it in the first place unless you're a newcomer who refuses to play the originals already available on the system you own
>>750891765Is there a run button in Mother 2?
>>750892346>Why is this a problemNTA but it trivializes encounters and results in less strategizing with your current inventory. Why waste items when you can just kill easy fodder for those last points and get a freebie?
>>750891039Remakes should be for shit games with good ideas, like Persona 1+2
>>750890564I want a Mega Man Legends Remake or Legacy Collection. That game predates Ocarina of Time.
>>750892476No. You had to make do with Skip Sandwiches, the bike, Teleport alpha.
Waiting for this to happen tomorrow.
Yep, 79 metacritic here we come.
>>750892229>muramaseDid you mean murasame for the famicom disk system? I like that game but it'snowhere as good as zelda
>>750888167Oh no please tell me that's not Nabooru ?
>>750886119>Pretty much a safe, boring, remake that's just a graphical overhaul.We knew this long before we saw a single piece of footage.
I just think it's really ugly and I can't understand how so many people are wowed by the graphics. It's so dull, dusty and desaturated, and the characters look quite strange in a bad way.
>>750892681That's just the generic Gerudo NPC (noncombatant)... who probably has the same face as Nabooru anyway. Unfortunately, that reviewer said Nabooru has a lot gold accents or something, so she'll probably look like a mess.
>>750892681No, stupid. That's the Gerudo with the cow by the waterfall. Fucking moron.
Master Mode?
>>750888167A lot of the game looks like shit but this specific Gerudo was ugly as sin on N64. She got a massive improvement.
>>7508917341 and 2 also added specific modifiers and changes to make the games MORE DIFFICULT than the originals if you wanted them. The HD-2D trilogy and their SaGa stuff have been outstanding as far as remakes go, but they get written off as slop because of the VII remake mess.
>>750892863Guy who already beat the game said on twitter that there's no hero/master mode nor Master Quest.
>>750891198>>Navi's relentless "Hey! Listen!" has been mercifully restrained>droppedHey listen was annoying, but at least you could ignore it. Now Navi will text over your head "wait a minute, that ladder..."
>>750889319Banjo-Kazooie. Man. Did you know the original pitch for the first Banjo game on Xbox was gonna be a meta-remake.Think like what FF7 Remake did, but back in 2008. It could've been hilarious.Basically it was gonna start out 1:1 in the early levels, but things start getting different/weirder and the characters are aware of it. It works because of how self-referential it the series is to begin with.Instead we got lego cars.
if this game gets more than 85 it will be a joke
>>750892951The thing is, you aren't brown so when you read what Navi is saying, you can hear it in your head.Gotta remember that the soulless goyim are incapable of that. So it'll just brush right by them.
>>750886119>a safe, boring, remakeI'm not surprised that neo /v/ wants a remake that completely destroys the original vision of the game
>>750892393Order up anon!
>>750892994Fire Emblem Chore Simulator 2026 got almost a 90 which it really didn’t deserve.
>>750890651That only happens in DX, not the original Dreamcast version.
>>750893157To be fair, it wasn't a remake.But 90 is still way too damn high for FW.
>>750886119I could tell it was utterly soulless just from the graphics, but this sounds so much worse than I expected.
>>750886693>>750891734I never played other versions but 3 HD 2D seemed to railroad the fuck out of progression and it has those markers telling you where to go. What's the point in a spell that opens locked doors when you have to get every key regardless by the time you level up enough to learn it?
>>750892863No master mode, the hall of whatevers with the boss rush is literally the only 'new' contentNo expanded ice cavern, Zora's Domain thawsNo light temple, obviously
>>750892963>Basically it was gonna start out 1:1 in the early levels, but things start getting different/weirder and the characters are aware of it. It works because of how self-referential it the series is to begin with.Live & Reloaded ended up being that concept and they fumbled it hard>more censored>fancier graphics with jank as fuck models that have fucked up jaws and worse animations>realism ruins a lot od the jokes>made the game easier, cut out random things>the supposed changes the gargoyle talks about ended up being 1-2 spike enemies or dolls being thrown into random spots to force you to use the baseball bat
>>750886561??? Yeah, first Act is just set-up for the story and payoff of visiting there as an adult.
>>750893370>3 HD 2D seemed to railroad the fuck out of progressionAll 2 HDs do this. It's obvious that guy only recently started DQ.
>>750894025He's riled up that the first 3 major dungeons aren't mentioned in text.
>>750893884Which King Conker looks the best?N64 looks more menacing. With some tweaks to the animation and especially the mood lighting, you could probably get both to match the feeling.There's too much bloom on Xbox to match the tone of the game. He looks more like a stuffed animal due to it. At least on N64, your brain could fill in the details.
Bad time for tendies
>>750889623that's a man
>>750887224>gormless puppet faces>"no no, we WANTED the characters to look like that!"Funniest shit to come out of the demake.
>>750893038I didn't want a remake at all, actually.
>>750887474Bro... lol. Hey, maybe Malon's pig nose and thin soulless lips aren't so bad. She at least ain't gonna cut your dick on her gollum snaggle teeth.
>>750894865Snaggle teeth are patrician-tier though
>>750894865Ruto clears that loaf-jawed disappointment.
>>750893157fortune's weave got an unironic woke bonus.
>>750886693They kind of are with this title. This wasn't outsourced but made by the core Zelda team to teach the new team about classic Zelda. If they intend to make BOTW style games (which members of the team worked on) there really would be no need to make this or at least not outsource it like they did Starfox. Its pretty clear this is a tacit admission that they lost to Genshin Impact and will never be able to beat it. Nintendo fans probably don't fathom how much bigger Genshin is than Zelda. Go to any anime convention and it will still be everywhere despite being like being 6 years old. There was also this survey from Famitsu where they got the age and gender break down of several genres. Genshin had an average age of 26 vs Zelda's 35. The reason this exist is because the series is giving up to Hoyoverse and is focusing on the classic style to appeal to Zelda boomers.
>>750893157>>750893253>>750895097It's leagues better than Engage. Why can you cucks accept that?
>>750895401Fuck me forgot the linkhttps://kultur.jp/entertainment-average-ages-mtf-ratio/
>>750886119I can't believe FF7/RE4 remakes are still seen is a positive light when they ruined the original games
He's really mad huh
>>750895489Do your family and friends a favor, and stop breathing.
>>750886119>This is a more conservative remake than Final Fantasy VII Remake or Resident Evil 4, and its devotion to the original is closer to Demon's Souls,Is this supposed to be a bad thing? The changes in 7R fucking suck and ruin the story.
>>750895773Seems like he's just doing a base comparison for people worried about the remake completely destroying the original game's intent for gameplay and progression.
>>750888167nice abs
>>750895773yes, rehashing the same game everyone already played is bad
>review lol>plebbit lmao!Why don't you go back and stay there
>>750895978Rehashing and changing the story is worse though. At least they kept it faithful.
>>750895773Some small part of me was hoping that the story would be expanded a tiny bit, and maybe even the ending playing around with the split timeline thing a little. I knew none of this was likely to happen though.
>>750887603>Snoygger still begging for games
>>750886119>>750886693>>750886734>>750886929>game isn't even out yet>OoTsnoys already trying to spin positive reviews as "negative"The Ocarina of Time remake has been the biggest prolonged 24/7 assfucking snoys and OoT snoys have ever recieved. It's hard to believe something could rape them even harder than BoTW's release.I'm glad to be alive to see it unfold in real time.
>>750896140At least that'd be a reason to play the remake. As it stands there are zero reasons.
>>750896152Retconning OoT to attempt to make sense of the garbage SS, TP and to a lesser extent WW added would only harm the game desu.
Why does every relevant game have to have these constant negative threads on here?
SS, TP, PH all mid and noticeably flawed, still got 90+ at metacritic, Zelda has always had high scores guaranteed, plus Nintendo is pushing hard the “much more than a 1:1 remake” narrative so you already know they are paying major outlets.
>>750896369You forgot to include WW.
>>750896337Grapes even when this will be playable on pc for free
>>750896467>will be playable on pc for freeOh shut the fuck up, retarded PCsnoy.
>>750896250I like the graphical update, so that's reason enough for me.
>>750896569grafixfagging is for snoys
>>750895438that does not mean it's good, you dweeb.
>>750886119>And yet polish cannot reproduce the shock of discovery. In 1998,stopped reading, MOVE ON
>>750886119>hourly snoy Nintendo Derangement Syndrome thread
>>750896649This. Whatever happened to "gameplay is king"? Guess that was just cope for the Switch being weaker than other consoles.
>>750896538>PCsnoy
Did it slop and flop?
>>750894183N64 Conker is more expressive. The fur tech is impressive for an Xbox game, but the remake completely missed the point of the original: it was meant to be an adult parody of colorful cartoons. Removing Conker's gloves sums it up.
>>750896337You sound new, so I'll tell you how it is on 4chan.org. This isn't a serious website. It's full of sardonic, nihilistic losers who impose their misery on everyone else. They don't like anything and will take the counter position on literally any topic just to be combative. You aren't allowed to enjoy anything here. The only topic you'll see people getting along with each other is porn, which should tell you all you need to know about this userbase.
>>750896732You're both the same flavor of NDS filth. What would you prefer us to call you both?
>>750896848what the fuck does the nds have to do with this??
>>750896230all your posts just sound like buzzword diarrhea at this point. you can't even stick to a side lol.
>>750896947I've always sided with Nintendo and always will. Where the fuck did I imply otherwise?
>>750888193>without any major improvements, only with a new coat of paint.You retarded? They dumbed down half the game
>>750897021>I've always sided with Nintendois that why you've been screeching about xenoblade chronicles 2 for nearly a decade as if it has anything to due with other releases
>>750897145Both statements can be true. Dumbing down the game is far from an improvement.
>>750897145And since when dumbing down something is an improvement retard
>>750897145>without any improvementsRetard
>>750886119>Confirmed souless demakeColor me surprised.
>>750896538U wut m8? I have a sw2 and pc
>>750889623That's just how video games are now man. I've already played OOT to death from n64 to GCN to 3ds and got all retro achievements on PC. It's not made for 90s kids who would experiment and learn how to play. It's for mouth breathing zoomers and gen alpha who need their hand held through everything and can't handle critical thought.
>>750897215That's not what "Eric" means, Paulinebro.Also post the seal.
>eric called out>suddenly "new" posts replying to OP
>>750897231>>750897219>>750897145Lol my bad I misinterpreted
>>750897489S'all good, senpai.
>>750897190What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>750886119>it's just a graphical overhaul with QoL mods and some mildly dumbed down puzzlesShame. I'm probably in the minority but I was hoping for an actual remake. We can already play the original and it's not exactly unplayable in terms of esoteric controls or design. I don't understand how this is considered a safe bet, because a safe bet is a graphical overhaul and QoL mods for an old game that is nearly impenetrable to the modern player like System Shock.I just got a 3DS, is there any reason for me to play the Switch 2 remake over the 3DS remake? Besides the revamped controls and weird changes to some puzzles, is there anything different?
>>750889623Don't forget Redeads being easier to evade and not freezing you as much or locking the camera on them.Hell, every single enemy is easier to read, and the whole game stutters and flashes every time you land a hit.
>>750897663It's probably better to play the 3DS version in fact. You get puzzles which aren't dumbed down and also master quest.
>>750897679>Redeads being easier to evade and not freezing you as much or locking the camera on themThat's just false. You could always sidehop their scream and now they rush you if you're frozen. They also take even more hits to kill, even if you use jumping slashes. If you're going to complain, talk about their stupid red eyes or the fact that they made the acid less of a hazard.
>>750897918this would require him to actually play the game and not just watch shaky cam twitter footage before screaming about snoys
>>750889319You're lucky to get 1 game like this in the span of 5 years. We are living in the end times as everything gets worse every year.
>>750897918They rush you after you're unfrozen instead of freezing you again and they stop right in front of you before they grab you every time. The glowing eyes are indeed pretty stupid too.
>>750898038>He's a snoy and massive OoTsnoyDude, you're as subtle as a shit smear on a white wall. Nobody else uses that stupid word.
>>750897663>is there any reason for me to play the Switch 2 remake over the 3DS remakeDepend, do you like story and lots of cutscenes? I heard remake have much more dialogues and expand on some story like showing how ganonford take triforce.All puzzles in oot are already too easy so it doesn't really change my mind about buying remake.
>>750898038Eternally obsessed lmao
>still not shippedAIEEEEEEEEEE
>>750896692Hourly cope and deflection post
>>750898114>>750898351
>>750896337Because you’re seething at people criticizing your shitty demake, so you must resort to generalization like a pussy
>>750898495>You rn
Eric was right
>>750886721I mean, it's nice, but...Could they at least have thrown in a new dungeon or something?
>>750898038>>750898114>>750898315>>750898351>>750898495>>750898606>WATCH OUT GUYS! POOPDICKSCHIZO MADE THIS THREAD! DO NOT REPLY TO HIS SCHIZO MELTDOWN!>wtf are you talking about>LOL POOPDICKSCHIZO MAD HE GOT CALLED OUT>literally who the fuck is that>STOP PRETENDING, WE ALL KNOW WHO POOPDICKSCHIZO IS, HE'S RUINED THIS BOARD! off-site archive link>actual poopdickschizo shows up>EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME OUT IS PISSBUTTFAG>who are you people dot jpeg>EVERYONE IGNORE THIS POST IT WAS CLEARLY MADE BY PENISFARTANON BECAUSE encyclopedic knowledge of a specific anonymous user's posting habits
This rehashed turd is shaping up to be /v/'s most hated cinematic experience of 2026, if not the decade
>>750886721I don't want remakes at all, especially if they're making unnecessary changes, while not fixing any actual issues. One of OOT's biggest flaws was the lack of difficulty, and they've actually made that worse.
>>750898930>/v/'s most hatedI thought you said that was Xenoblade Chronicles Genesis. And X. And 3. And 2. And the remake of 1.
>>750886693>Why can’t Nintendo accept that their market is man-children who grew up with their old games?Nintendo rejects the notion but is fully aware of it. They know most of their videogame income outside of Pokemon comes from manchildren and nintendo adults. They like to PRETEND that isn't the case, because they want to sell themselves as a toy family friendly company AND because they find it embarrassing, but they will absolutely suck every possible penny out of those people
>>750898998>they find it embarrassingyeah I'm sure the 60somethings talking about video games while wearing mario hats are really cringing
>>750898930Just a heads up: you haven't said Saar Emblem for no reason or brought up Sakurai working on game he isn't working on. Dunno if you forgot or what, just letting you know.
>>750896848Your daddy.
>>750898984>>750899180The fuck are you schizos talking about
is it true Malon has a trans VA?
>>750899064not the same
>>750886119>its devotion to the original is closer to Demon's Souls, though not quite as absolute.if by "absolute" you mean "not at all", sure
>>750899253do you just vomit shit out for the sake of posting
>>750899252Oh, sorry, trying to remain incognito huh?I just wanted to help out, maybe I need some kind of signal, haha
>>750899337That's probably a yes, only trannies react this emotionally
>>750886119>Mido, once a straightforward bully, now seems more like an overprotective leader.I feel like this was always the case in the OG, anyway. Although it was more like he was overprotective of Saria.
>>750888167The edge sharpness of the 3d models are so fucking inconsistent. Indians truly ruin everything.
>>750899253>>750899406Yes, Anon. Malon is voiced by a trans temporagender. King Zora supports Israel. Mido becomes a Democrat and the Deku Sapling comes out as demifluid.Now will you be able to sleep well at night?
>>750899253YesAre you surprised? The entire new mario voice cast is pronouns people and before that you had picrelOnly degens in the west aspire to be nintendo voice actors
>>750899491They probably removed the fact he was jealous of how much Saria liked Link. Well, Treehouse probably removed it in the 'translation'.
>>750899759>The entire new mario voice cast is pronouns people and before that you had picrelfriendly reminder that charles martinet is pro lgbtq and has always been closet gay
>>750899901>They probably removed the fact he was jealous of how much Saria liked Link.Why are you such a disingenous faggot? We've literally seen Mido's dialogue. Kokiri Forest is always the start of the demos.
>>750899759Really any american VA is gonna have that shit cause they're based in California. And if they're not performative they won't get roles, simple as. Doubly so if they're Straight/White, so they have to either troon out or virtue signal ("he/they" for example, which is nothing).It's rare for it to be decent too, like how Three Houses and Fortune's Weave's voice direction was done by Cup of Tea Productions. The difference is staggering.But typical Nintendo English dub shit is typical forced anime dub voices (you know what I mean). Zelda games I've put on Japanese since BotW, and OoT isn't gonna be exception.
>>750899918Yeah he was openly a leftoid when he was already a washed up has-been in the late 2010's but he is still, to this day, a closet homosexual. As all gays should be. Gamers don't care if you are gay just SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!!!
>>750900023>Cup of TeaYes, they've been generally good with dubbing.ie, Stella Glow and Tales and of the Abyss
>>750896337Can’t wait to see how the GTA 6 threads play out
>>750899759>The entire new mario voice cast is pronouns peopleIs fhat really surprising? Charles was gay, one of the Rosalina VAs is a dyke, another is trans, and Scott Burns (gamecube bowser) supported BLM
>>750900209B-B-B-BUT OLD GOOD, NEW BAD
When the rumors first started that OoT was getting a remake a while back, my first thought was it should be a full blown new game, not just a remake as in they should have massive changes to the world and story and make the game a much larger, newer experience because people like me have already played OoT 30+ times over the years and having something that is just a boring safe remake with new shiny graphics just doesn't cut it for a game as old as OoT. They should have took some big risks. I'm not paying $500 to play a game I've already played countless times just because it has a new artstyle and shiny graphics.
>>750896793Also want to add that the N64 version always looks more “appropriate” to me. The Xbox version looks superb, much better from a graphical quality point of view, but the N64 version looks more cartoonish, which is appropriate for this game, plus the N64 version can occasionally look more expressive so more effective.I'm so glad they put the N64 version of the game on the brilliant Rare Replay compilation. Glad, and surprised. I would have thought that they would have included the newer version instead of the N64 version, but thankfully I was wrong.
>>750886119This thread was made by Eric. He's a snoy and massive OoTsnoy that's been polluting /v/ with anti-Switch and anti-Nintendo pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts glossing the original OoT and saying it looks better than the remake, it's Eric. If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch 2 games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone saying Famitsu threads are bad, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive N64 revisionist fanboy that was so buckbroken by BoTW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
So is Rauru a goat dude or what?
>>750900839Theres nothing new revealed or added to the game apparently. The story has been copied over 1:1, albeit with dialogue slightly rewritten and with voice acting.
