Do you remember those strange times when the target audience was heterosexual men, so vampire games were all about sexy female vampires?
I agree,we need those times backWe need more vampire ladies in video games!
>>750900169Hot
I remember the time when sex appeal was aimed at white men so asses weren't emphasized so much and tits were allowed to be bigger than a B cup
>>750900169>target audience was heterosexual menultimately failed because heterosexual men won't fight against nazis who represent the last bastion of normality in human history
>>750900427>tits were allowed to be bigger than a B cupthen they discovered that poorfags, faggots looking for an alibi (like you, "heterosexual person") and drunk truck drivers didn't buy as many computer games as expected
>men : lmfaoo women and their vampire chad rape fetishes books>also men : broooos its unfair I need a big titty vampire gf to suck my blood and cuddle me after *replays vtmb for the 1000th time*
>>750900481I don't trust anyone who defends smaller virtual tits. Be ye a troon? A kike? A commie? An ugly woman?
>>750900169Yes, it we call it "golden age"
>>750900713I love this fucking game to death
>>750900593>+1000 heterosexual pointsok gay boi
>>750900169I might be retarded but I can't beat the first boss. I keep jumping on all of the boats and I feel like I do pitiful amounts of damage, and very quickly all of the boats are gone and the bigass thing just one shots me. Am I just supposed to rush in and attack it without strategy?
>>750900519>men
>>750900905What are you even on about you schizo
>>750900432There's always a second part where you only fight the Cult of Kagan, and you can freely rotate the camera
>>750900987For some reason I think he's trying to say big tits are gay. Which is the gayest thing I have ever seen.
>>750900987>either i'm gay or everybody else is a schizobig if true
>>750901123if big tits are ruled as not being heterosexual (which they aren't) what are you going to talk about with your closeted gay "friends" anon? numbers? lol
>>750900915Activate Blood Rage and focus on attacking her limbs; when she falls, attack her torso.
>>750900987It's just a bot anon
>>750901275grok make bait bettermake gooder
>>750901321
>>750900169I remember seeing screenshots from this series all the time in gaming magazines but I wonder if the games were actually good or if they were just horny bait for pornoloids
I'm surprised these games have relatively modern remasters. The first game feels of their time in the best way, so that it wasn't horribly butchered is crazy. Second game's ass, but at least it's a nice looking ass I suppose.
>>750901295Thanks, I'll boot this up later tonight and try it again.
>>750900915that's the sign anon, the game won't get better after that
>>750900169No
>>750900169I miss those times.
>>750900169I really am struggling to remember any game series that focused on sexy vampire chicks (or at least had them as a major component) that wasn't Bloodrayne or VTMB
>>750906161Darkwatch kinda
I loved it and thought she was hot. Its an example of a franchise that went under that deserved better.
Anyone remembers when terminal reality had to make an Aeon Flux game for the movie release in like 6 months and they basically just made a Bloodrayne 2 expansion?
>>750906853And both sucked ass
>>750900713>forever ruins Harley Quinn
>>750906917BR2 was fine
>>750906161Yeah most vampire stuff is aimed at faggots and women now. Blame woke, twilight, whatever.
>>750900432Not white enough get in the oven
>>750907714I am not talking about "now", I'm talking about how even "back then" this wasn't really a huge genre to begin with
>>750900169WOULD BREED
>>750900169I remember the game sucking
>>750907265BR2 is not fine. That shit is Lion King hard and every other section is a "throw infinitely spawning enemies into object 'puzzle'". Game looks great, but is utter misery to play without god mode cheats. First game's way more based despite the jank, or maybe even because of it.
Someone should remake Nocturne.One of the biggest cases of a game being limited by the technology of the time
>>750907714>now>Blame woke, twilight, whatever.You only just became aware of how gay it is.
>>750909842>Introduces a vampire loli to the storyShe literally was one of us.
I'm watching a vampire movie atm. I should maybe get BloodRayne. She's not as hot as Kate Beckinsale is the problem.
>>750900169one of the few games that actually need a remake because holy shit are both games a fucking slog to play Laura Bailey's voice is sex tho
>>750909986>Kate BeckinsaleI wish she was facescanned. I wonder if tech will ever get good enough to make 3D models out of movie footage.
>>750909986>I should maybe get BloodRayneIt aged terribly
>heterosexual menmore like heterosexual teens
>>750910972I just wanna run around and spam buttons
Bloodrayne aged just fine. Dunno what retards in this thread are saying. Have you not played other 3rd person action games from the early 2000s?
>>750900169I was there.
>>750911164BR1 is fun go for it. BR2 isn't fun don't go for it.
>>750911945How was the remaster? Can I play it on the couch with a controller?
>>750900169I remember these ads back the and I was in middle school and high-school. Theoretically the perfect age for all these ads to work but none of them did because I knew the ads weren't representing the game right because I knew the game was not going to just be looking at women. So I think what I'm saying is even a middle schooler is not a susceptible as this stupid hot chicks in videogames marking bullshit as you faggots are
>>750912051Idk probably. It's a small game just go find out for yourself.
>>750912575your ass was too slow, i already googledyeah, has all the shit you'd expect from a decent remaster. 4k, modern controller support, etc.now i check if there are any mods or if i just jerk
i just found out theres a movie of this game wtf
>>750912884There are 2 movies
>>750913302what the fuck>googles it againTHERE ARE THREE MOVIES???
>>750913381don't waste your time it's uve boll scams
>>750913459so what, are the first two movies worth watching
>>750913554no all of them are scams
>>750909128>"throw infinitely spawning enemies into object 'puzzle'"I got stuck in some club where you had to throw enemies to the speakers. Not even god mode made the game bearable at times
>>750913554They're absolute shit. Only reason to watch them is if you really want to see the T-X from Terminator 3 wearing a Rayne cosplay or you're really desperate to watch every movie that Michelle Rodriguez was in.
>>750913554While I respect the man's grind, none of his videogame movies are worth watching
>>750913814I love the game but i spent like an hour stuck on that shit as well. Weird cause nothing else in the game gave me trouble like that
>>750914175Alone in the Dark was alright imo. And at least one of the Bloodrayne movies was ok but I don't remember which one.
>>750913554They are pretty trash, but if you enjoy that kind of thing, you'll be able to enjoy them.I think one of the Raynes was one of the girls in Lexx, or something like that.
