>new snoot game from devs of snoot game>HMOAF love story once again>except this time the love interest is... a druggie cheating whore!doesn't that sound like the kind of romance story you wanna read through?at least the side characters are good....
>>750901482euphoria for incels
tfw no Rosa gf
>>750901482>Pudgy shark womanIt's a 10/10
more like Assfall haha
>>750901482Into the trash it goes.
>>750901896polly is so fucking autistic... shes perfect.
What is the appeal of dating a prostitute?
>>750902160good question.next question.
>>750902160Saviourfags(based), or dudes that don't remotely care that their girlfriend is selling her body(bad boyfriend).
>>750902363>dudes that don't remotely care that their girlfriend is selling her body (liberal cucks)*ftfy
>>750902160The alternative is being completely alone
>>750901482they did it again...
may as well link the demo https://cavemanon.itch.io/volcaldera-ashfall
>>750902583KWAB. I know for a fact the devs are aware enough that this has to be a joke right?
>not SnootBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
>>750901482>druggie cheating whore!no wayNTS??? or NTR???
>>750902752Neither, this is an "I can fix her" power fantasy
>>750902836gay
>>750901482Always funny to me that snoot game went on to be a somewhat successful franchise with multiple games while the game it was originally parodying, goodbye volcano high, was forgotten after a week and the devs haven't made shit since. Their next game also looks like total slop on top of being delayed with no announced release date.
>>750902583>>750902617I really like her design.>>750902836>this is an "I can fix her" power fantasyI do love myself some saviorfagging.
OPEN THE DOORGET ON THE FLOOREVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!
>>750902583>The fraternity>The whole houseSounds about right
>>750903257she is a cutie
>>750902583FAKE NEWSDURING AN ELECTION NO LESShttps://snootbooru.com/post/90447They are ALL massive sluts this time around though
>>750902160This but for men.
>>750902160She's not a prostitute but is on her way to becoming one if she isn't careful. That's where we're at in the story here.
>>750903325
>>750901482When will they acquire the rights to Goodbye Volcano High?
>>750904564When Canada becomes too jeeted to continue supporting neoliberal therapy wank as the art of their culture. So maybe 5 years?
>>750904564If you buy their games enough it'll happen
>>750901482Played through the demo. It REALLY seems to me that Ashley's story arc will be that she keep sinking back into her addictions and old habits, no matter how much James tries to help her, because at the end of the day she LIKES it.Notice how she immediately tries shifting the blame on the people around her, whether her roommates or people from her past.>It's not me, it's Vanette.>It's not me, it's my other roommates.>It's not me, it's Tom.>Oh, but Vanette says that A LITTLE BIT of raves, sex and drugs is OK, I better listen to her!I think we're still on the "E2 copefic deconstruction" road.>Vanette is just a straight-up enabler and manipulative cunt.>Coral is a druggie who coasts in life thanks to nepotism.>Polly is an autistic druggie who gets by via drawing.>Ashley is a druggie and stripper, potentially a liar as well (I never did X before, it was only once/it's the first time).ALL of the characters are broken people. Reminder that James notices there's a constant stench of drugs in the house.Also a reminder that Ashley's first question to James is "have you slept with any of them yet." There really is ZERO room to cope about them not being degenerate sluts.I'm starting to believe the "cheating event" leak, though it technically won't be cheating because they're not officially in a relationship.
>>750901482Never played Snoot or Wani so I have no previous games to compare the demo to. I don't like the relationship between James and Ashley. Every interaction between them so far has been following heavy themes without any kind of build up of a relationship between the two of them. They're just pouring trauma out between each other going on about the future, lifestyles, and addiction. We barely know anything about Ashley and James is too vulnerable with her and it's especially weird given his fear of dinosaurs. The side characters are more fun and entertaining because there's nothing too deep there yet which makes more sense than whatever is going on with Ashley.
I'll make my own game on Twine.
>>750905285Here's hoping for a "beating the shit out of her" route.>>750905568Do et
>>750905568How easy is it to make a kinetic novel these days? Like I know nothing about programming so I was looking at renpy, but I assume Claude can do it all for me if I know how to prompt?
>>750905639>>750905285If there really will be an event that borders on cheating, 90% of all players will immediately pick routes where either James drops Ashley entirely or he goes back to Cathy.Literally no one will want to stay with her.
>>750905285I'm kind of expecting James to hit a low point involving his ex not taking him back. They wrote so much shit about him trying to do better for her it seems too obvious that he won't get back with her.
>>750902583>>750902617>>750902836>>750903257>>750903558>>750903624>>750904142DESPERATION.WISHFUL THINKING.CONFUSION.NO MAN WANTS TO CREATE A LASTING PSYCHOSEXUAL BOND WITH A WOMAN ENTHRALLED TO HER IMPULSES.
>>750905771>Like I know nothing about programming so I was looking at renpy, but I assume Claude can do it all for me if I know how to prompt?Yep.Just don't let it work on the actual script. That LLM writing smell, specially Claude's, is terrible.
>>750905771Like literally all of game dev, the difficulty is in searching the information on trying to do something complex. So if you're okay just doing basic text shit with no UI or graphics or even any math, then it's literally grade 5 algebra easy.
>This is /v/'s favorite indie game studiofive nights at cobson's mogs this j*rtycuck coal
Cathy was the one who led James to his down spiral.Look at James' memories:>First Date, goes swell and Cathy takes James back her room right after...to fuck. Red flag but he doesn't know any better.>Third Date, hardcore make-out session on the club floor leading to the both of them getting kicked out. James remembers she tasted like strawberry liquor. She's doing shots with him.>Spent their days together either clubbing or relaxing...but where's his study time? James was losing himself to her.DO NOT RETURN TO MONKE WHATEVER YOU DO SNOOTERSSHE IS AIDSMELVIN VINDICATEDVANETTE? SEETHING
>>750906262try harder next time.
>>750901482>>750902160>>750902583>It was funny when a couple of anons made Snoot game to make fun of volcano high developers and it had an okay story for a free Renpy VN>They made another scalie story about a crippled scalie which was weird but okay>Now they're making a scalie HMOFA game about a druggie whore...What the fuck are these Snoot dev fags doing? They became exactly like those pretentious volcano high developers and making pretentious garbage, and the annoying fact is that so many anons here fucking support this trash. How the fuck is this not embarrassing to anyone? Holy shit, not a single Western developer can write a dating sim VN to save their life.
I’ll just wait for the RatherDevious art of this game, and not play itlike I have for every other game in this series
>>750906370Never trust a moneky
>>750906901they are in a lawsuit for thousands of dollars because the merch company scammed them, I think they just need money badly.
>>750907668Did their game not sell well on Steam? They should have some money unless they were retarded enough to use that money for plush production
>>750906929Peak enjoyer I see. Do play the games though.
So the game is about degenerate drug addicts?
>>750902583>/v/ mad that "broken girl game" is about broken girlARE YOU GUYS FUCKING RETARDEDBRAINDEADMENTALLY ILLLIZARD BRAINED FUCKSSHIT'S STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ROMANCE 101 BOOK ARE YOU GUYS SO VIRGIN YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH LITERATURE TOUCHED BY SOMETHING WITH TWO X CHROMOSOMES OR SOMETHING?THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO FIX HER NOT BREAK INTO A FUCKING STORE AND STEAL A FRESH CLEAN TV LIKE THE DUMBFUCK GORILLA NIGGERS YOU AREmonkey gf still better btw, does it have any route with her?
>>750903624>jibjabdamn that brings back memories
>>750901482It's out? Good for them, although they do seem to be struggling with RPG that was announced years ago what's the deal there.
>>750908303Sorta
>>750908303>you should probably showerwhy would a lizard care about that? lizards are not into smell as much as mammals.>no mention of humans needing to shave, menstruate once a month, clip nails, or their ungodly poisonous diet that doesn't affect them
>>750907824the devs spend all their money paying tf2 puppygirls for phone sex on the vc and s𐐬ytan diaper gemmies so they're basically broke
>>750905771Renpy is actually really easy, the lines of code are super basic stuff like >scene beach_background>show character_happy at right >play music my_music
Man, take me back to summer of '21 for that glorious sticky.
>>750908579>WeConsidering the garbage you're putting out, I don't really feel any sympathy for you
>>750908670>lizards being able to use more than one body part to smell with
>>750901482Crazy that these guys have basically gone to make an entire series from a shitpost about some faggot dino game.
>>750909147Getting more use out of the idea than the company that originally spawned the idea.
>>750901482Finally, something taylor-made for the modern audience.
>>7509036243 PURPLE HEARTS
>>750905285>though it technically won't be cheating because they're not officially in a relationship.Oh, so it's just real life. Dumb gay bullshit.
>>750905639>Here's hoping for a "beating the shit out of her" route.No one wants you to know this but this is the secret sauce to getting a loving wife.
>>750905997I think the twist will be that his gf is just as bad as he was but kept it better together as a functioning alcoholicShe won't be interested in a james that doesn't drink or do drugs and that will devastate james hard
>>750905771Renpy is the most basic retard friendly shit imagineable assuming you aren't adding anything complex to itWith claude as well a literal child could do it.
>>750909760Anon, she explicitly hates the fact he's a drunkard and both of them mention she gave James numerous chances to get his shit together. If anything she was too lenient on him.We just see her at the point where she has had enough of him.
>>750906370>>750906953What James describes is him and Cathy having a normal, fun college life as a couple. It's his disillusionment with college that lead him to spiral out of control for several months in a row.
Polly best girl no dif
>>750902583Cucked again... This is why I will return to monkey. At least I got her first.
>Before cheating event.>After cheating event.I pray to God this one is true.
>>750909139complex smells. that lizard, and presumably the racist lizard girl in that pic, would not be annoyed by BO. or would complain that humans stink by default because BO is a mammall thing. lizard smells are bland.
>>750910065>Falling again for the druggie art hoe slut because she's "quirky."You never learn, do you?
>>750910628Can you stop forcing your fetish in every thread thanks
>>750905771It all depends how much you want it look and sound exactly like the scenes that you see in your head. Placing character images on the screen, displaying text and playing music / SFX is super duper easy in renpy, but the little bespoke effects, blending and timing that add up and bring stuff to life more in the style of SG are a real fucking pain in the dickhole to get just right. You have to sit there replaying the segment whilst tweaking numbers and transforms and shit until it looks exactly like you want.The good news is you'll pick up a lot of tricks very quickly as you try stuff out. Easing functions are your best cheat code for making stuff look nice btw.
>>750910790Still coping I see. Remember before the first demo how you coped that the leaks are fake and Ashley will be a regular troubled girl? Or after the first demo when you coped the drugs are just a one-time thing? Or that she isn't a stripper? Or that she's a good person?What's your cope now?
>>750908827>the devs spend all their money paying tf2 puppygirls for phone sex on the vc and s𐐬ytan diaper gemmies
>>750910897That's cool bro but keep your fetish headcanon to /trash/ or something
>>750909982>What James describes is him and Cathy having a normal, fun college life as a couple.>Fucks on the first date and does nothing but club and 'relax' taking away from his goals. That's not normal and suggests an ulterior motive from Cathy. A rather parasitic one. Slowly kills. Like AIDS.
>>750907824Come to think of it... Ashfall could be the game to help their lawsuit because I remember people saying that after Wani they where done with dinosaurs and VNs and yet here they are.
>>750908827but enough about Valve
>>750911120Where's the Ashley plushie?
It's the binky thing all over again.
>>750901482I heard the snoot game thing started because the dev coped and seethed about a video game character being nonbinary so he made his own fanfic instead, is that true?
I FUCKING NEED stoned sex with the autism dino
>>750911758No, /v/ executed a tactical maneuver on Canadian Sweet Baby operatives and sniped their dinosaur game for gays.
>>750911826I made that post last thread and I concur IMAGINE THE SMELL of her coochI M A G I N E
>>750911758No, it's because dinosaur highschool was an absurd premise and /v/ started editing Fang with massive tits, thighs, and bush giving Anons boners over dino women
>>750911843>>750911758The initial game had some designs that we liked, and the game was so heavily delayed a fan game was made and released beforehand.
>>750911826She is a tight piece
>>750911758Everyone and their mother made fun of the gay, non-binary bullshit game presented at the PS5 lineup premiere. /v/ made edits of the characters, most well-known being the school shooting fang. Then the game got delayed, again, and again. Some anons came up with the idea to release a parody game before the actual game, and what was meant to be an sophisticated shitposting turned into a very real VN. I'm not sure if the rumour of the writers posting the script on /int/ to get feedback is true tho.
>>750912221It is but he posted it on /lit/ not /int/ if I remember correctlyIt then got banned off this board and sent to trash for a large amount of time because the KIND and HARDWORKING moderation want to see less of this and more... I dunno... twitter screencaps? on the /v/ catalog. The mods never make sense.
>>750911843so basically the thing I said is true, got it
>>750909043Genuinely a magical time and one of the most archetypal 4channish events in modern history.
James is a pretty good protag so far desu
>>750912450Yeah, I meant /lit/, fuck's sake I'm retarded, my bad.
How long is the new demo?
>>750912984I'm a fast reader, but its roughly 1-2 hours? Something like that.
This thread reminds me, as far as hmofa vns go, I've been having fun with coda.
>>750912984probably around two hours, it's a decent amount
So do you get to pick the girl or is it just one?
>>750915567Fixated on Ashley. I think the devs confirmed there isn't multiple routes. Though extras can fix that if they're up for it (not likely).
>>750915673>isn't multiple routesisn't multiple choices for lovers*is what I meant to say. There's alt routes but it involves the same girl.
>>750901482So 50 delays and seven years of no news while anonymous vibe codes a better game?
>>750915954at least shes cute
So Ashley is for sure a confirmed giga-whore who lives with enablers and only thinks about sex and drugs?
>>750916249Yes
>>750916249I can save her
>HMOFACringe
>>750916249Implied so far. She thinks James already slept with one of her roommates within 3 days of him living there, which is quite telling. See >>750903624She did an stripper gig at a frat party once (video/trailer) and took some opiates to calm her nerves, because she hated it. She says it's the only time she's done it. She also had an ex named Tom. We aren't for sure if she's a slut be there's signs of one in her.
>HMOFABased
>>750916249Her pussy is a crater from all the cock missles she's taken
>>750906901How is it pretentious?
>the new hmofa postergirl is gonna be some used goods druggieyou know shits bad when the self-insert wish fulfillment fantasy has become getting a crumb of pussy from a stacie
>>750917061be nice to her
its actually insane how everyone has already collectively agreed that polly is the best girl
>>750918712of course, she's autisticthat's like giving a monkey a banana and expecting it NOT to eat it
>>750918712*Coral
thoughts?
>>750918712>>750918806Both
>>750918846>streamer autist weed artist dino gfAnon you've ticked EVERY BOX for me
>>750918712I think she's an annoying weeb and I'd rather do Coral or Ashley.Though pothead girls are mad gross so I'd probably find greener pastures if I had that choice too.
>>750919112Pothead girls are my fetish, so I'm eating GOOD with this new cast of dinowaifus
>>750917061>>750917061>the new hmofa postergirl is gonna be some used goods druggieIsn't loona there the same deal but more obnoxious with no redeeming qualities?
>>750919141I hate potheads, so I'm starving to death with this cast
Gerome will fight Melvin
>>750919197What the fuck, lol.
i love ashley
>>750919620Same
>>750919284>Standing here...>I reaallize>That dino girls>Are all such queens>But you're a chud>Who's white and wrooonnggg
>>750919710Excellent job anon.
>>750919620whoa whoa hey hey there buddy the jannies my hear us
>>750919710>But you're a chud>Who's white and wrooonnggg
>>750919620FLUFFY
>>750919035also a fansly whore that masturbates on cam for money
>>750919920but enough about your mom
>waste my time trying to save these damaged bitches who don’t want to be savedWhy? What’s legitimately the appeal here? You can’t fix someone. They have to want to do it themselves.
>>750906035I quit al-ghoul thanks to you, thank you race master.
>>750920379But Ashley wants to be savedIt's implied Vanette too seems she has a complex about her parents divorcing and one possibly being dead.
>>750901482Hmofatards love the whole "down on her luck damsel in distress just waiting for a man to come along and fix her with his presence" fantasy so im sure itll be a hit. Its low effort. You dont have to try or be particularly special or hardworking to be better off than a druggie so its honestly like striking gold
>>750917061>the new hmofa postergirl is gonna be *another used goods druggieftfy, looking at your pic
I think this second demo turned me off of the game and the characters which is a bit of a shame since the first one made me really interested in what would happen
>>750911843>>750911758To think it was delayed due to Harry Potter fanfiction. It all comes full circle in the end.
>>750917061Its funny when some retarded furry like you honestly thinks youre some sort of chad based on which cartoon characters you want to fuck
>>750921442a kotaku article about harry potter fanfiction*
>>750921239There’s much less external conflict than I expected, but there’s enough bubbling under the surface that I don’t mind the early chapters being deceptively cozy.
the demo is out on steam now if any of you were waiting for it instead of the itch release
>>750922928noice
>>750901482>CheatingCavemanon said they werent' touching cheating in any way shape or form.
>>750924095Anon if a women ever even talked to man that isn't you she's a cheating whore
>>750924095Someone's spreading rumors. Unfortunately carried on. There's no hard confirmation or really anything suggesting it in the game.
>>750901482>except this time the love interest is... a druggie cheating whore!Sounds like roasties infiltrated the development team. ABORT, ABORT
>>750924283
>Polly is a racist
>>750924489the running shine reference was great
>>750924489No she's a dumb-dumb who doesn't know any better
>>750924095it's one or at most a few bad actors knowingly lying to damage reputation judging by the fact that the op's also crying about hmofa I would guess bitter furry
>>750924545Is that who Stonecastle is based on?
>>750901872Don't you mean bf?
>>750924593no it's stuff polly says when she puts on the human outfit
>>750924657Ah I see....Is that the reference Nerd was expecting us to find in the dialogue for the tail-brushing mini-game?
>>750924547Her cousin judee is better, btw
>>750910747I can fix her…
>>750924598GF, BF, I'm the guy with the penis
>>750924206It's funny because I'm about as insecure and deathly afraid of being cheated on as you can get with an EXTREME distaste of NTR faggotry at all and even I think anons are being a bit knee jerky about it.Though the partying druggie aspect is a huge red flash. Really depends on how Cavemanon handles it, I'd be fine with them just not talking about her sex life at all. They already stepped on the landmine with the whole patch controversy in snoot, I doubt they'll touch the hot stove again.Putting shit like cheating and exploring past relationships or body counts in your romance VN is retarded anyways. It's pretty as anti-romantic as you can get unless you're a shitty woman and to anyone making any romance media, I recommend just staying as far away from those topics. It just serves as cheap drama. Like I guess you can have the couple grow past them both having had fucked up past relationships but I'd keep sex out of it. ESPECIALLY casual sexual relationships. That's like the biggest romance boner killer ever and has actively caused me to drop fanfics the moment they started delving into shit like that. Usually the guy is a nice, sensitive, virgin guy too. Almost all of these cases the author ended up being a woman though lmao.God I could go on about fanfic horror stories like a author letting his female co-author take over his story and she IMMEDIATELY did a 180 from a cute semi-angsty fic and turned the heroine into a struggling stripper (she had a job before hand and just quit for some reason) and heavily implied she had sex with patrons. And when one of these patrons has a creepy run in with her when she's on a date with the MC she immediately threatens to end their relationship if he asks why some random dude started making comments at her.
>>750924765I KNEEL
>>750924545Wani had one as well, to the “I just met a black person!” line from the YIIK review.
>>750924794>God I could go on about fanfic horror stories like a author letting his female co-author take over his story and she IMMEDIATELY did a 180 from a cute semi-angsty fic and turned the heroine into a struggling stripper (she had a job before hand and just quit for some reason) and heavily implied she had sex with patrons. And when one of these patrons has a creepy run in with her when she's on a date with the MC she immediately threatens to end their relationship if he asks why some random dude started making comments at her.Oh and the girl made her stripper name named after the MCs dead sister who she was close too.
Feathered whores need to fuck off human men are for monkey women.
>>750924879>In fact, I met two!
