NGL, most if not all of these look like shoddy shovelware slop, but you can't beat the price. So if you want to load up on a bunch of free games (regardless of quality) then here you go:https://store.epicgames.com/p/balloon-strike-c9a1achttps://store.epicgames.com/p/dark-mystery-baf914https://store.epicgames.com/p/epic-world-hunt-for-quest-4500b1https://store.epicgames.com/p/funtoons-world-0e63ddhttps://store.epicgames.com/p/gladiator-blades-of-fury-1a745bhttps://store.epicgames.com/p/highway-driving-140121https://store.epicgames.com/p/horror-adventure-26ec62https://store.epicgames.com/p/horse-racing-4192a0https://store.epicgames.com/p/math-fun-9585adhttps://store.epicgames.com/p/maze-the-amazing-labyrinth-291abehttps://store.epicgames.com/p/mountain-racing-47178dhttps://store.epicgames.com/p/quiztopia-the-ultimate-trivia-6d42e0https://store.epicgames.com/p/super-kids-racing-mini-edition-65c0fa
Timmybros, with these masterpieces, we will finally win the PC store wars
Steamies shaking in fear right now
>>750903086Epic's 18% cut of this will fund all the improvements they have planned for their client for an entire year, maybe two
give me>controller support and easy rebinding for all games on almost all controllers>native mod support and hosting>user reviews on all gamesand MAYBE I'll consider using EGS
OP do you hate me?
>>750903086>you can download all those shovelware asset flips FOR FREE because they get deleted of EGSyou'd have to pay me to get them
Wow so this is the power of Timmy's hand-curated store.
>>750903086>all shovelwareT-thanks uncle Timmy....
>>750903537This is a flashgame LOL
Well, then I better hurry up and login to your Epic Game Store account and get the games for FREE! I don't want to miss out on the games Epic Games Store just made FREE!
>>750903537>>750903634>>750903652>>750903980Where's Steam's free giveaways?Oh what's that? There isn't none?Yeah that's what I fucking thought.
Go on, lad. This one's on me.
>>750904450>why isn't gaben delivering literal dog shit to my porch? Epic did it, and it was for free!
>>750903086you couldn’t pay me to use EGS
im not signing up for epic
>>750904450Gabe gave me Jedi fallen order for free a while back and that mogs 90% of free Epic games alone.
>>750903086lol, the sweener just cant win
>>750903086>you can't beat the priceYou absolutely can. I have over 100 games on Epic all with combined 0 hours of play time. So I stopped bothering to even claim this shitLil' Timmy can go fuck himself along with his shitty store, zoomer slop game that represents everything wrong with gaming today and crappy stuttery mess of an engine that's making the industry even worse than it would be without it. I hope soon we see news of Epic Games shutting its doors down, it's been a long time coming.
>>750903086Meh, It's all shovelware.
>>750904450half life 2 was free to keep forever on its 25th anniversary
>>750903086The kind of games that add a malware update.
>>750904450I got Metro 2033 for free on Steam
>>750903086
>>750903537This looks fucking awesome.
>>750903537AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>750903537>>750905608Looks like Epic finally has the killer app it needed.Oh, wait...https://store.steampowered.com/app/855030/Balloon_Strike/That game is on Steam too.But... it is $2.99 on Steam, whereas it is FREE on Epic. So Epic wins.
thank you timmy, i'll make sure to download all unity asset simulators
>>750903086>Please we'll give you more gay shit if you use our launcherLMFAO
>>750903086Timmy, can you at least ask your AI to generate a list of game that could POTENTIALLY make people interested in trying your storefront for god's sake
>>750903086How come Epic Shills never mention the free games that Steam constantly has?
>>750903086shovelware coded names
>>750903086I don't think so Tim
>>750903086Looks like all of those are by the same developer, and yes they are blatant shovelware. Frankly I wonder if they're full of spyware or something.
>>750904450>Where's Steam's free giveaways?in the Steam store, as 100% discounts, you just have to keep your eyes openfew days ago it was Hexologic
>>750903537>developed by yash future tech solutions
>>750903086Its actually 14 gamesAt least shill properly niggahttps://store.epicgames.com/p/sorry-were-closed-724c86
>>750907535
>>750907535Is this the developer that will decide the game store wars?
>>750907554Whoever created this game has a penis 100%.
>>750907535the memes really do write themselves
>we're giving away literal fucking shovelware for free, pls register on epic gay store saars!!!Man, this is sad.
>>750903537shit like this used to be free on flash sites
>>750907489Don't bother. He's trolling. Nobody thinks the games listed in the original post are good.But those who actually care about Steam giveaways should bookmark and periodically check this page:https://steamdb.info/upcoming/free/There's also this one of course:https://isthereanydeal.com/giveaways/But that sometimes gets flooded with tons of absolute crap on IndieGala or, in this case, EGS. Sometimes itch.io games are listed there too, but anyone who actually uses itch.io likely knows already that a shitload of garbage itch.io games are 100% off at any given moment, and the ones that happen to get added to IsThereAnyDeal's giveaways page usually aren't more notable than the rest.
>>750903086i do not give a fuck about epic launcheri wouldn't care if they have away their entire library for free foreveri am not downloading chink spyware
>open up torrent>download game free>no viruses, no DRM, no MTX, just gameno thanks
>>750904450about half of my library of AAA games was given away free on steam
>>750907238>dlc>games
>>750907986How do you know if there's no viruses if there's not any comments saying their AV flagged it?
>>750903086buy an ad
>>750908142Past Steam giveaways:>https://isthereanydeal.com/giveaways/#filter:N4IgzgpghgTgxgCxALnAF2gWxAXyA;tab:expiredNo need to point out that some of them are bad when OP is scraping the bottom of the Indian shovelware barrel.
>>750908263Unlike most of /v/, I actually know how to use a computer
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3577630/Psycutlery/Here's a free 20 hour platformer on Steam. Epic can keep their shovelware.
>>750903086Sure you can with free and not on epic gay store.
>>750908380Man why are there never shill threads for theseThe only one of these i got in the last year was Dokimon
>>750903086No thanks, Tim would have to pay me to install his shitty store and play any of that filth.
>>750903086I would pay money to not install this garbage, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>750904450https://store.steampowered.com/genre/Free%20to%20Play
>>750903086My libraries are already too clogged with giveaway garbage. Epic needs to implement a way to remove games from your account.
>>750904450Bro I could LITERALLY browse the demo page on Steam right now and find more entertaining shit there than this slop.
>>750903086>NGL, most if not all of these look like shoddy shovelware slopit been that way for a long time. the apple trial showed the free game budget is a tiny fraction of what it once was
imagine giving away free shit and people still prefer to pay someone else to avoid using your dogshit service JKEK
>>750908513just join the steam groups that warn you of free games and check activity daily (under your name)
>>750903086Half of these sound AI generated, the other half sound like it hides trojans or CP. "Kids Racing Mini Edition", really?
>>750903537fucking five minute Unityslopper
>>750907924no one talks about this and its radicalizing me
>>750904979It was Amazon Prime gaming, Luna now
i was about to write that epic hasnt given away a decent game in months it feels like, but they gave away the system shock 2 remaster not long ago
>>750904450tim? is that you?
>>750904450Steam has free shit all the time.Mostly similar shovelware slop, but sometimes stuff that's actually good
>>750903086>but you can't beat the priceYou would need to pay ME to use the epic game store launcher as a frontend to my games
>>750905339NikkePCbros...
