THIS is the creature that gave millennials their first boner?
>>750906069She still looks like vaporeon down there
No. I'm a millennial. My first boner had nothing to with Sea Zelda. It was actually your mom.
>>750906320I would've been your dad, but the dog beat me over the fence.
the original did but not that thing, it uncanny
>>750906497I would have been your dad, but the line was too long.
>>750906069that very same boner has been rock hard for all these years. it's never gone down
>>750906838
>>750906069SEXO
>>750906069NP: "I Got Erection!" by GnarkillThanks OP, just know I'm fappan thanks to you~
>>750906069>nerfed her fish titswoketendo
Fishussy
why would they do this?
>>750906069>mogged by her younger selfjust like in the original
>Everyone had big pointy noses on their N64 models, so they should have big pointy noses in the remake tooThough it does beg the question why Link's nose got shrunk.
Millennials were playing the PS1, according to data.
>>750907701minor rito callback ("call forward") for the zora is my guess
>>750906069yeah yeah funny joke edit with the nose, now post the original
>>750907821>editanon...
>>750907701Not really, his adult nose is the same
>>750906069No that was Malon and she's fine because she's Link's canon wife, which makes sense as she's the only one with as much personality as Link.
>>750907731"""Urban"""" millenials and third worlders as I recall. The difference was night and day, black and white you might say.
>>750908017>malonfag
>>750906069they made her hotter?cool
>>750908017His wife is Epona.
>>750906069AIIEE SHES GOT A KNIFE. Oh it’s just her Disney villain-esque nose
>>750906069Her rib gills make me uncomfortable.
>>750908075So that’s what all malonniggers are like?
>>750906069she hit the wall
>>750908429>sariafags
>>750908706What in the chris chan?
>>750906069Ah no, you see, that's the adult one...
>>750908706A committed fan!
>>750906069The boner never stopped and she still owes me sex.The only thing that changed these days is that I'm now aware of gill logistics and getting cut by them or cutting her during sex.Getting impaled by that schnozz is a lesser issue since I'm also into gerudos but you should berate her for making gerudoface.
>>750908706>God bless America
>>750906069Ruto was always half Gerudo you lorelet and also Miyamoto fapped to puppets in 1945 so there is that.
>>750909198-7 years old and already masturbating. Gigachad.
>>750908075Have none of these waifu schizos played the game?
>>750906069No, it was Malon and the Great Fairy. This shit has always been weird and gay.
>>750909264Nobody that's a shipfag has ever actually played the game their ship of obsession is over no. This extends beyond Zelda, shipfags are universally fucking cancer. Deltarune is probably the finest example of this at the moment.
>>750909454>Nobody that's a waifufag has ever actually played the game their ship of obsession is over no. This extends beyond Zelda, waifufags are universally fucking cancer. Deltarune is probably the finest example of this at the moment.FTFY
>>750909454>>750909613I find the Xenoblade waifu/shipfags more annoying
>>750906069straight men wanted anju and nobody else.
>>750906069nintendo needs to endthe milks gone bad.
>>750908706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EPcLFbNwvc>Average Saria fan
>>750906069
>>750906069Why do all the women in this game have fucked up noses? Why is Malon the only one who doesn't?
>>750906069Mine was sailor moon
>>750910459Malon is clearly the dev favorite is why
>>750906069This has to be a goofy edit based around people complaining about the nose sizes, her nose doesn't look nearly that long from the front view screenshot. There's no way this is real right?
>>750906069>we want the snowboard kids audience
GOOD END
>>750908075>Zelinktranny
>>750906069No, the child version.
>>750912942This
>>750906069The swordfish nose is a funny detail. Offsets the uncanny head-eye.
>>750906069>it's realIt was so close to being perfect but they had to go and give her Luke Atmey's nose......... why, Nintendo.........
I never fapped to vidya
>>750906069That can't be real
>>750906069fucks up with the noses in this game? holy fuck
>>750914397>I never fapped to vidyaWeak genes
>>750911971And you shall have it!
>>750906069Fish tits. Which begs the question why? They don't breastfeed and don't even fuck to reproduce.
>>750914706>and don't even fuck to reproduce.They do, in Majora's Mask it's shown they have internal fertilization.
>>750906069>Zeldafags ended up winning the OOTR Girl War while Rutofags choked hardZelda in OOTR is like that one anime character who starts out fucking useless but becomes a Godly gigachad after a timeskip.
>>750914706To attract Hylian mates.
>>750906069Very antisemitic.
>>750906069>necklaceLess is more.
>>750909709That's because there's like a dozen of them all having their respective schizo meltdowns in any given thread
>>750906069>the rib-cage gillsNasty. Original beats it in every way.
Oh look, a character in the remake that looks just like the original artwork and of course /v/ is crying about it.
>>750910459Miyamoto threatened to rip off Aonuma’s nuts if they fucked up his favorite
>>750915471Her nose looks a bit too long, but otherwise this is one of the less offensive models
>>750915471You're blind if you think that remake nose is on-model to the 1998 art.
>>750915859I genuinely think it looks fine.
>>750915998No one asked for your objectively wrong opinion.
>>750916070Well too bad.
>>750915471Who are you trying to fool when everybody else can use their own eyes?
>>750915859It doesn't look on-model and that's a good thing because the original art looks like a white girl on deviantart trying to draw anime.
>>750906069How gigantic are the Guerudo noses in this remake?
Why did they Jew them out bros?
>>750915471>looks just like the original artwork>>750916551>It doesn't look on-model and that's a goodSo which one is it? Die
>>7509165671:1 with the original.
>>750916734I don't remember them looking exact;y like this in N64 game. Anyone have a screenshot of our knife nosed waifu from the OG title?
>>750916880
>zora king now officially referred to as "they/them" in the remakeWell shit, that certainly wasn't on my bingo card.
>>750914706>They don't breastfeedThey do, but it comes out the consistency of toothpaste, like whales.
>>750906069oy vey
>>750917106Did they really? Isn't it a French language thing?
>>750917360Whales aren't fishes.
How the fuck a character from a 2026 game would cause boners 28 years ago dumbass
>>750917482Bible says they are. If you continue this blasphemy, you'll burn in a pot. I'll pray for your soul.
>>750906069It was a different time
>>750906069Ice cavern status? Zora's Domain thawing status?Light temple status?
>>750917904Ice cavern status?No changesZora's Domain thawing status?ConfirmedLight temple status?Unchanged.
>>750918107Mipha mogs her so hard
>>750918107>Everything will be as once it was in Zora Domain from now onThere's no way those are the actual subtitles lmao
>>750918534Sadly she's also dead so Ruto wins by default.
>>750906069>N64 game>first bonerDumb zoomie. Or Gen Alpha, or old man LARPing as zoomie, whatever the fuck you are.
>>750906069My first boner was getting vored by JabujabuI even had a save file right before the cutscene so I could replay the dungeon
>>750914272>nonhuman ears>hammerhead-like head>fucking eyes on top of that head>but the long, pointy nose is too muchYou people are very silly.
>>750918692This but it's adult Ruto resting her saggers on top of Link's head.
>>750906069Getting "Cléopatra" vibes from this...
>>750918692Thoughts on like-like?
>>750918897Never cared much for them. The fucking frog in Yoshi story though...For better or worse I only really care for same size F/F human these days.
>>750918716Yes, the face is the most important. You could put an attractive woman's face on a cardboard box and people would want to fuck it.
>>750918692
>>750917904>>750906069>nips figure it out that the nose is the most unappealing face feature and slowly fade out through most of their art>nintendo goes and does the oppositeSad.
>>750918984Shit, just remembered this is Yoshi's Island, not story. And no, Yoshi does nothing for me. I don't make the rules.
>>750919086Modern anime takes it too far, the noseless freaks they make girls into looks terrible. They need to go back to 1980s anime noses.
>>750918984>>750919189UnderstandableFrogs are the PERFECT vore monster so it seems we agree on that much at least.
>>750918576>Ruto >not dead
>>750919430There is a point of diminishing returns, but a small and mostly imperceptible nose is peak aesthetics, at least when it comes to feminine designs.
>>750919579CorrectThe Sages are NOT dead as long as I never acknowledge that.Checkmate atheist.
Where's child Malon?
Malon forever the best girl the Hero of Time wife
>>750919579Sages dead is just a dumb theory
>>750914706it's so weird how she is very much modeled after this artwork, yet everything else isn't. is aonumale directing people to do this on purpose to fuck with everyone who actually loves OoT?
nintendo is dead
>>750915471Are you blind?
swordfish
>>750919576i know this is 4chanbut you're a fuckin freak
>>750920336use your eyes. if you still disagree you probably have prosopagnosia/autism>>750918107
>>750919596>those hips and thighswhat the fuck
>>750914706that's not what begs the question means.
>>750918107>as once it was in Zora Domain from now onTheir fuck ups are so identifiable lol.
>>750920602Hollyjew could never make kino like this
>>750920439Nothing wrong with me.
Why did Nintendo make Zelda ugly on purpose in the new Remake? Zelda looks awful now she looks like a Transgender she looks like Hunter Schafer now i understand why Link married Malon instead Saria and Malon both look beautiful in the Remake like Original game but Zelda is ugly now
>we made them look like puppets!>nobody has any fucking doll jointsThey can't even half ass things right.
>>750921393If they had doll joints, wooden texture/grain, more fiber/thread-like hair and were even more stylized I'd probably be down for it.
>>750918987This man gets it. At least you can't tell how long the nose is when she looks straight at the camera.
>>750921964He's so handsome.
>>750919579>>750920062The sages aren't dead. Them turning into light at the end is just them using their sage powers to warp, the same way link does when he plays the songs. It's the same animation and everything.
she peaked in hyrule warriors
>>750922580All female Zelda characters peaked in Hyrule Warriors because it was made by people who actually knew good female design. Also,Cia > Midna
>>750906069Can they fire Shida already? She has literally done nothing good for the Zelda franchise.
>>750921964She's a lot prettier now than she was back on the 64
Wait why does it curve up and point forward? The Zora's noses all curved downwards. it just seems like they are fucking with shit for the sake of it at this point.
>>750922681I think 64 had the advantage of its lack of details, letting your brain fill in the rest. People like the older design because their brains are automatically filling in the rest, making the characters look more appealing subconsciously.But that's just a theory.
>>750922162The whole reason Mido and Kkng Zora are alone and somber at the end is because they're dead.Fucking. Dead.
>>750906069>>750918107Why the hell does she have old madam vibes now? She's supposed to be Link's age.
>>750922814They're somber because Saria and Ruto have to leave and do their job as sages.
>>750922681Are you drunk Nu Zelda is fucking ugly N64 is beautiful no wonder you fucking zoomers are all gay now
>>750922731Malon's outfit doesn't even have Hylian text on it anymore.
>>750920442Cute malonWish someone uploaded the ranch saving cutscenes
>>750920256>>750922162>>750920062>The Sages are NOT dead
>>750906069>>750921964They made "uncanny valley" a design choice. Call it puppets, call it whatever you want. They intentionally gave the characters an uncanny look by design. And many fans understandably don't like it. Why would you want some of your favorite characters to look uncanny when they could look good and appealing instead?
>>750906069No, this is the creature that zoomers decided to ruin with their unreal engine slop
>>750923175The mystery of Aonuma's mind are an enigma
>>750922580She owes me SEX!
>>750922731Original Adult Ruto fucking sexy Remake is inferior to Original Ocarina of Time
>>750920602>that webmHoly kino
>>750906069Seems like the PC version will be the definitive version, mods for sexy ruto, blood back in the game, and you will be able to walk up the chains on the castle again
>>750923282I don't think anyone is gonna argue with you on that in good faith.
>good modelsMalon (both)Ruto (both)AnjuBombchu girlSaria (cute!)Other KokiriLink (Adult)Ganondorf>less good modelsDaruniaLink (child)Sheik>awfulZelda (both)Cursed skulltula guyThe rest I either don't care about or haven't seen yet.
>>750923002She looked like a dentist receptionist anon
>>750919579>>750923160reddit level theory, same tier as link is dead in majoras mask
>>750923363>Cursed skulltula guyHow did they fuck him up? He's already an abomination, he was perfect for the new style.
Saria is my wife and i will give her Kokiri children to live happily with her in Kokiri Forest
>>750923440I didn't bother saving the picture but basically he looks... like different toy parts glued together? As in, there is a very clear distinction where one part starts and the other ends, which makes it feel less like his whole body is a single abomination, I don't know know to explain it...
>>750923363>Ruto (both)Nah dude that nose is unforgivable.
>>750921964There are two genders: male and goddess. And the male lives to serve the goddess
Does it bother anyone else they waited until release day for reviews?
>>750919579>>750923160Even if it were true it'd be irrelevant because Link gets sent back in time anyway, so none of them become sages in the first place
>>750923901In one timeline.
>>750906069ruto is a proper slut and the cool thing is you can fuck her all you want and she wont get pregananant. zoras deposit their roe and the male farts out a semen cloud after.
>>750923718isn't that pretty common for shitendo games? it's not like they're ever trying to impress anybody.
>>750923979Implying she would let you waste it instead of making you the father of literal dozens of zora hybrids.
>>750924024Sometimes. It varies, Starfox was a few days before if I recall. But you'd think a big release like this they'd want all the PR they can get.
>>750923718Embargo is tomorrow so for the majority audience, reviews are up the day before release I guess.>>750924024Making shit up as usual, I see.
>>750906069That Pinnochio Nose would get in the way during make out sessions
>>750920602Title of this kino?
>>750908017No matter what, Malon lovers will never get that Farmer Wife they wish for. It is only a Hryule Fantasy.
>>750924069>But you'd think a big release like this they'd want all the PR they can getit's a remake of a game that even your grandmother has played. everybody knows about it. having a strong brand means not having to advertise. hell, rockstar could have spent nothing advertising gta 6 and everybody would still know about it. they didn't do that, but they could have.
>>750923620I can forgiveMy heart is very big
>>750911971Holy>>750914607ZAMN
>>750907731My first console was a SNES
>>750906069was never a Rutofag, but i kind of like the gills. remind me of the visible ribs you sometimes see on skinnier anime girls.
>>750924162>It is only a Hryule Fantasy.So what you are saying is, she is just a dream girl?
>>750924276I mean, in one timeline Link does marry her, so...
Here’s a meme template for you guys
>>750906069i really fucking hate that weird eye thing on the back of her head
>>750924327>Imp Midna is better than Human Midna!
>>750918107Why does she look like Abby Shapiro now?
>>750924162such is life. the farmer's daughter is always going to marry someone she knew since she was a toddler.
>>750923979>zoras deposit their roe and the male farts out a semen cloud after.Actually it's fact that Zora have human sex, then the female lays the eggs.Mikau and Evan didn't know about the eggs until Lulu told them, (and nobody else knows about the eggs.) Meaning they were fertilized before she laid them. Mikau would've had to known about the eggs if he had to fertilize them like an actual fish. So yeah Zora fuck like humans then the female deposits her already fertilized roe at a later point.
>>750924497I wish she had abby's khazar milkers.
>>750924276A fucking BIRD
>>750906069Get a nose job please
>>750924609>anon wants a Ruto nose jobKinky...
>>750923962In both other timelines it's still irrelevant because Link is absent from both and Hyrule gets buttfucked in both (not that it matters because it's obviously not true anyway)
>>750924632what can i say, i have a type
>>750924528>Caviar milkers
>>750906069you can tell democrats won nintendo
>>750924327
>>750924724Man go the fuck back to /pol/ you loser
>>750922580many such characters.
>>750924945Imp Midna < True Midna < CiaCia is the Malfoid of the Zelda series, but actually appearing in official media.
>>750925157Don't insult my wife comparing her to shitty memes.
>>750923282True.
>>750914972Now post her Adult Nose
>>750925238Whatever you think of Malfoid, the comparison is appropriate and fitting.Antagonistic with a potential enemies to lovers dynamic.
>>750923442Saria Footjobs
>>750922814>>750922921The sages only need to be awakened because the previous set is dead. The new set being dead just does not work.
>>750925327It ain't much better.
>>750922795True, same can be said about Conker and its Xbox Remake
>>750906069No. The original Ruto was hot.
>>750922580Hyrule Warriors designs will never be dethroned
>>750925457I never thought about it but would that mean Kaepora Gaebora isn't Rauru after all?
>>750906069>A-Arlong please, spare my life sir!
>>750921964The more I look at Remake Zelda the more terrifying and uncanny she looks.
