For me, it's the Goron Tunic.
Fortnite dolls
>>750911050Disgusting overdesigned AIslop
>>750911050Link's ready for flavortown
>>750911050annnnnnnd sold. Should I get the limited edition Switch 2? Does that one cost more?
When did Zelda become a series made by women for women?
>>750911368The beltloop is the test. All ai slop models have the same kind of belt loop wrap
>>750911475Skyward SwordThat was the first one where I can recall thinking to myself>Why the fuck is there so much emphasis on Zelda? Who gives a shit?
>>750911475It definitely had females in mind since 1998 when they made Link a bishonen.
>>750911475Doesn't look like it has
>>750911368>somehow worse than TP
>>750911620Ss was good tho
>>750911050What is that green brooch supposed to be? Farore's wind?
>>750911050>the edges of the fire tunic look like fire and the edges of the water tunic look like water
>>750911765A skulltula detector
>>750911475since this sexpot dropped
>>750911050why is he covered in beef jerky?
>>750911654They remembered their male audience briefly with the BotW games by making Link a full-on femboy, but now they're back to their regularly scheduled programming.
>>750911959What do you think leather is anon?
>>750911762Who gives a shit? It was for fags. The story was for fags. The artstyle was for fags. The characters looked sculpted out of play-doh. The enemies looked like they were Sesame Street rejects. The secondary antagonist was a twink faggot who tongued Link's ear. The main antagonist was a bara faggot with a nose the size of Death Mountain. The gameplay sucked, motion controls or otherwise. The story was retarded. Zelda was and ugly and annoying, as was the gay ass android intelligence in the fucking Master Sword.Game was designed by faggots, for faggots. Faggot.
>>750912028SMOOTH beef jerky. He's crusted to hell and back.
>>750911947Even better, he’s like 9 foot tall and ambiguously evil.
>>750912056>It was for fags.>the zelda with the most romantic relationship between link and zelda by farmm hmm
>>750912028I know it's not seasoned, that's for sure
>>750911050>when I want to wear red, but this bitch of a remaster gives me brown
>>750912271Yeah but OOT had a harem.
I have never seen an argument for not wearing the Zora tunic at all times after getting it.
>>750911050wtf are those belts
>>750911947>16
>>750912341I like green better
>>750911475>When did Zelda become a series made by women for women?Twilight Princess on the Wii.
>>750912341Because you cant breathe normal air with it on while on land, duh.
>>750912406You like being a faggot better.
>>750911050THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>750911947>If we get Majora's Mask remake this might get redone with the same style as OoT's adult linklock me the fuck in
>>750912286>he dun season he belt
>>750911368spbp
>>750911050I want Link to fuck my bussy in that Goron tunic
>>750912523please nothey don't understand MM at all, they're just fuck with it more
>>750911050looks like the AI slop from like 10 years ago when it used to hallucinate hairy eyeballs and shit everywhere
>>750912610No this artstyle is PERFECT for Majora's Mask Im actually worried that they might NOT remake Majora's Mask with this artstyle.
>>750912385Isn’t he supposed to be some immortal demigod?
>>750912715I'm not talking about the artstyleI'm talking about everything else
>>750912341Feels weird. I’m the kind of person that felt weird seeing link’s tunic turn blue and then red in LTTP as well.
>>750911050Greeble tunic (red) or greeble tunic (blue)It's like trying to find an anti-israel candidate.
>>750912776Anon please they couldnt possibly fuck it up more than they already have fucked up the 3DS version.
>>750911832The edges of the kokiri look like kokiri (if you set them on fire and then drowned them)
>>750911475Zelda has always been a series that appealed to women since the NES. Only person I ever met in the 80s that beat the games was a mother of three.
Biggoron Sword
>>750911050The red tunic comes with new pants?
>>750911050>>750914459
>>750914586The difference is he can just post straight away
>>750914459so how does it work with the auto shield lol
Lens of Truth is a pair of glasses now
>>750911050Remember that for every post pointing out how obviously shit these designs look a shill will make two defending it or saying how they will buy the game.
>>750916757
>>750911050Everything about this game is ugly as fuck. Never let American's touch Zelda ever again, please.
>>750916986This was made in-house by Japs.
>>750912028What do you think leather is, anon?
>>750917053>anon is too autistic to understand jokesAn IQ too low?
>>750911475The reason why Link doesn't have a giant ass Mario nose is because the wife of one of the developers wanted him to look hot, anecdotally most of the Zelda nuts I've known over the years have been women
>>750911368It's Ubisoft-slop. They were the first ones to make this kind of overdesigned gay ass armor
>>750916572You could always block with the 2 handed swords it just doesn't block anything besides Majora's whips
>>750912286>He doesn't season his hidesSeasoning is literally the only thing that makes leather what it is.
>>750911050Great, now it wont color match with the mirror shield
Don't worry Claude will fix this port when it gets dumped
I choose Red Blue reminds me of the robe from BOTW crap
>>750911050And why can't any of the leather on link's outfits just be smooth? Why does every square inch have to be covered with detail?
>>750920642Because clearly there is a based Dev who hates cosplayers, as every sane person should.
>>750920883>cosplayers dump thousands on accurate reproductions of clothes complete with every line and squiggle>refuse to lose weight so they aren't 4x the size of the character they're dressed as
>>750911475We had to give women jobs (so that the government could double their tax-base and prolong the collapse of this bullshit system) and god knows they're not going to do the hard and dirty jobs that keep society running. So, they work in offices, studios, online, etc.
>>750917849>The reason why Link doesn't have a giant ass Mario nose is because the wife of one of the developers wanted him to look hot, anecdotally most of the Zelda nuts I've known over the years have been womenHonestly the female influence on the zelda series is easy to see, and has got worse as it went on.Probably why botw/totk Link is the most femboy Link of all time. Women like girly men because of the "pretty daughter/pretty son" reproduction strategy.Which can be seen with how women always go crazy over pretty boys and only men care about or praise buff brick house men.
>>750916757>>750916951cool
>>750912341Goron's protects you from environmental damage in general and so it's always better to wear outside of water.
>>750916757I do not like how the sword looks honestly, the master sword looks fine but there is something off about the child one.
>>750921083>Women like girly men because of the "pretty daughter/pretty son" reproduction strategy.Incel
>>750911947Some Anon in one of the TP manga story time threads compared Fierce Deity Link’s face to Sesshomaru and I can’t unsee it.
>>750921846Facts make you an incel now, lmao. Nothing wrong with it, unless you're ugly, in which case, sucks to be you.
>>750922059In fact, now that I think about it, men do the same thing with liking tomboys.
>>750921681https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Goron_Tunic>It enables Link to remain in the Death Mountain Crater and Fire Temple without spontaneously combusting, protects him from being burned by fire-based attacks and traps, lets him travel across tiles of lava, and grants resistance against floor spikes and poisoned water.Slowpoke moment I guess, but I actually did not know it had that many secondary effects.
>>750911050Why the fuck is it more brown than redand damn Link looks ugly
>>750921846I agree women tend toward “pretty” men as opposed to either hideous or musclebound men. I don’t think it’s because of the “pretty son/daughter reproductive strategy,” however. It’s a cool untestable just-so story, though!
>>750922469Oh I mean here>>750922059
Still going to play the n64 version
>>750922530https://youtu.be/BvK6KsLkPUs?si=EmVObRYJAeEfCvq9
>>750911050It really is extra bobbles to just try and be different for different's sake, doesn't look as slick as the og. At least the goron tunic isn't made out of tatami mats..
>>750922530why havent you yet?
>>750922296Yeah for whatever reason spikes and acid puddles deal the same damage type as lava so the Gordon Tunic slows it down, I never knew until very recently
>>750916757I hate it
>>750912429God bless those horny grannies.
>>750916757Also based on Purah's glasses now. Botwification of OOT.
>>750923127>Botwification of OOT.This was my biggest fear when they announced the remake, the so called "Ocarina of Time" Switch 2 console they announced has zero designs from oot and is botw/totk themed as well, not at all how they would have designed it when the orignal oot came out.I fear the botwification of the zelda series will haunt it for a while.
>>750922680I have a lot, my last hundo playthrough was probably 10 years ago. I haven't decided what the gimmick will be for the next playthrough.
>>750916757Nice
I... don't hate it?The Goron Tunic looks sick with the purple chainmail. Reminds me of the Red Mail in ALttP.
>>750911475>knight saves princess>knight is white blonde elfgee i wonder why
>>750923635>Purple>ChainmailAnon, please see an optometrist.
>>750911475I still have my mom's save file on my oracle of seasons cart, so maybe always
>>750923330Warning signs were there from the logo, featuring BOTW's font and Hylian Shield... in an OoT remake....
>>750923952I will be honest, did not pay too much attention when they announced it, only started looking into it now that it is almost out.Have a feeling I will just be going back to OoT romhacks once I'm down.Ultimate Trial needs to hurry up with the new update.
>>750911050Looks like shit. Clothes are weird, too.
>>750911701It's because you can tell this is meant to be armor and the softer texturing helps make it more palatable.
For me it's OOT3D
>>750911368>overdesignedthis literally means nothing, and fuck off calling everything "slop" you retard
