>FUCK TODD>FUCK BETHESDA>ES SUCKS FOREVER>WASHED UPAnd as soon as any announcement is made, millions of views in hours, tens of thousands of comments, tens of capped threads a day on /v/. Why are you all in denial? You all circlejerk about how bad it'll be, and then you're first in line to chatter endlessly and meticulously comb through and follow literally every last bit of information about it. God you all are such pathetic subhumans.
Uh yeah, we'll all play it, but that's mostly to laugh at how horrible it is. Dumb dumb
>>750916424>"i will hateplay it for 2000 hours and consume every single content made for it and hatepost it every single free minute i have, and i will be laughing at how bad it is"t. all of /v/
its going to be americuck negro dogshit desui was reading the skyrim steam community forum announcement about this "trailer" and almost every post was saying the game will be woke and shit lol
>>750916527Best I can give you is like a 50 hour playthrough, complete the main quest, uninstall it and then complain about how retarded the writing was.
>>750916542i guess burgers are absolute cucks that cant stop playing games they claim to hate so much
>>750916842>i guess burgers are absolute cuckscould've finished the post there desu
I'll play it and enjoy it if it's good, and not go into an apoplectic autism rage if it's just mediocre
>>750916842A $70 game once every ten+ years is pittance to me. I spend more at a restaurant multiple times a week. I loved the old Elder Scrolls games and even if they fuck this one up I'm sure it'll have at least some redeeming qualities.
>>750916218All the comments I've seen are yawning emojis and "8 years for a title reveal?".
>>750916424>>750916527>>750916650>>750916842>>750916996>>750917087Holy fucking shit (You) are pathetic.
>>750916996The whole situation feels like the internet is a dumped ex that bitterly talks about how much that ex sucks, yet will never shut up about them. Then they find someone(something) to cling to use as something to further insult said ex (eg. Crimson Desert) about how bad they are, constantly invoking meaningless comparisons. It's such bizarre behavior, and it seems pretty much universal in the gaming sphere of the internet.
>>750917191you vote with your proverbial feet. actions speak louder than words. they all taunt and jeer, but they couldn't wait a second to show up to see what was there.
>>750917251what's wrong with being pathetic?
>>750917251I'm not aiming to impress a 'tism (You)
>ELDER SCROLLS: NIGGERthank you todd!!!
>>750918085you WILL play the slop, filthy goy!
all you dumb whining cucks will line up to buy it with your head tilted back and tongue out. good little dumb goy piggies. open wide.
>>750919332i might have actually bought it on release day if it wasnt a cuckstation exclusive
>>750916218I have never played a Single Elder Scrolls game. My brother played Oblivion and I thought what I was seeing was lame when I could just play Super Dragon Ball Z for PS2.
>>750919447>>750919332oh wait this is a niggafell thread not GTA6 thread lol, i probably wont even pirate it
>>750916218I'm not sure how to feel about yet another game involving time fuckery going on. Or is this supposed to reference the Warp during Daggerfall?
>>750919983They are ripping off the new Fire Emblem
>>750916218lol stfu Todd
>>750919983They're acutely aware of storytelling trends. People are getting fatigued by such overused tropes like that. Alternate dimensions, time travel...
>>750920059didnt eso introduce a new daedric prince recently who was the daedric prince of time travel basically, i find it hard to believe bethesda wouldn't have oversight on shit like that
>>750920184>didnt eso-someone plays that?like, on purpose?
>>750920217i have over 1000 hours in it lol, it's absolute tripe for the most part but i got some enjoyment out of it as i like the setting, PVP was actually kind of fun for a while.
>>750919983Thalmor fucking with the Scrolls to mess with fate a-la the Three Tongues or The Gray Fox.Actually good plot point, given how the Thalmor have been established.
>>750920184Worse, she's unironically the daedric prince of multiverse
>>750921825lmao
>>750916218>8 years to come up with a title
>>750922057theyre known for shadowdropping games. its launching this year
>>750922057Nah it's always been like that. The world's been established up front since the second game, so revealing the title would immediately spoil where the next one takes place.
>>750916218Fallout 4 and Skyrim are the greatest games of all time
I will pirate this as usual and play before release like I did with Skyrim when it leakedWe had mods day -1
>>750916218>op learns 4chan is more than one personAstounding
>>750916424>we'll all play itif by "it" you mean the next skyrim remaster
>>750921825Not far from the truth. Mindless gamer consoomerists are just addicts constantly chasing a high.
>>750916218>set in hammerfall>devs say they are gonna explain the elder scrolls themselves>"it was da redguards who first discovered/read/created the eldurr scrolls!"screencap this
>>750923742/v/ is a retarded hivemind monolith
>>750921825fucking lol
>>750922057
>>750924756we wuz elder scrollians n shieet
>>750916218howcome the redguards didnt look african fully black etc, in skyrim, because in skyrim all the redguards looked caucasian maybe arabic, and their accent/dialect too, was arabic sounding.but now all of the sudden redugards are fully black...when did this hammen?
>>750916218I'm only paying attention so I can shit on it better
>>750916424>>750916424I'll hate follow a game but I would never hate play it.Well I might play something I brought expecting something else out of spite, I did that with a porno game I brought not realising it was centred around a fetish I hate.
Why is it taking 50 years?
>>750916218AI will make a better version before it comes out lol
>>750916218...first time?
>>750916424Pathetic
>>750917087>I'm sure it'll have at least some redeeming qualities.Pretty kitties
>>750919332I didn't buy doom dark agesI didn't buy monster hunter wildsFrankly I regret buying doom eternal the ancient gods part 2 DLC
>>750921069Wow they finally made dadrix princes scary.
>>750916218OP this is a teaser trailer made eight years after the last teaser trailer. Bethesda deserves every ounce of mockery it's getting for this.
>>750924606Can I get Skyrim but instead of expansion content they actually finish the base game that they rushed out the door for the meme release date
>another sand war
>>750924606By "it" I mean, well, let's just say, my peanits
>>750929624i think his point is that despite all the mockery, everybody shit talking now will be the first to preorder. and hes completely right
>>750930476When was the last time this "you'll still buy it anyway you fucking chuds" tactic actually resulted in sales?
>>750930476After Bethesda's last showing with Starfield? I doubt it. The general impression I get is that people are skeptical, it wouldn't shock me if there are almost no preorders compared to Skyrim. Nobody has the money to burn 80 bucks or more on a game that's more likely to be complete shit than not.
>>750916218>skyrim but in middle eastgeez...
>>750930562I recently played Starfield and if anything, I'm more positive to TES6 now. It's not anywhere as bad people here made it out to be. If they take the ladder technology into TES6 there is no limit to where we can go!
whose heart should i punch to make the redguard race fuckin disappear already
>>750930714lollmaoI hope you get paid well for shilling such dogshit, god fucking knows I'd demand way more than minimum wage just to make grudging remarks that maybe it's not so bad.
>>750930802But the ladders dude!
>>750916218This shit is so late it actually makes me mad. Yeah i'm meant to be indifferent and cavalier but Skyrim was like 16 years ago. What the fuck are the doing. Then they just post some "here's the name" shit every 8 years like you're meant to be hyped. Yeah, sorry, i'm not getting hyped for starshit 2.0 that's 16 years out of date
>>750930541>>750930562because the engagement metrics prove it. everybody shit on concord but it was also literally ignored and nobody gave a shit about it. meanwhile some shitty 30 second logo drop got 25 million motherfucking views. see how many games get that much from literally nothing? any game ip would absolutely do anything for a mere fraction of that slavish worship.
>>750931812>everybody shit on concord but it was also literally ignoredWhat a silly thing to say
>>750931838nobody knew what concord was until it failed, then became viral. es6 is the literal opposite of that, dummy
>>750931904That does not translate to potential sales at all.
>>750931812>>750931904People are flocking to the teaser because it has been so long that the mere fact they bothered to release anything is news by itself. The general sentiment is more about making fun of them for being so fucking slow and the teaser being what everyone knew already. If you want to predict sales you should look at how their previous games have sold. The Skyrim audience will not show up unless they show something completely mindblowing, but after Saarfield nobody is optimistic anymore.
>>750932037Not to mention that the general trajectory of TES games and Bethesda games as a whole trends towards increasingly simplified, while the audience more and more wants mechanically complex games.
>>750931975>>750932037can you please stop being contrarian for the sake of it and admit that 25 million views on a fucking logo drop is not nothing? its performative hatred. i don't get it, its like the game version of nickelback or justin bieber or some shit. everybody can't stop talking shit, but somehow even though it seems like everyone in the world keeps calling them trash, they all showed up to their shows or something
>>750932182No.
>>750932182it's much simpler than that: you underestimate how bored some people are.
>>750916218>FUCK TODDI wish I could brother.
>>750932182No one is saying it's not nothing, we're telling you it doesn't mean what you think it means, and you seem to think it means people will buy it anyway. Look at what people are saying instead of going through elaborate mental gymnastics imagining they're just being dishonest.
>>750916218Todd is mindbroken
>>750932289it will sell 10 million in less than a month, quote me on this idc. irrelevance is the true game killer, not hatred... especially the performative kind
>>750932498Tell me you didn't actually believe the My X Works At Y line
>Same shit engine>Same shit brown and LGBTQ devs>Same shit writerIt'll be a total shitshow
>>750932576No Soule either, just about the only change and it's for the worse.
I'M GONNA do nothing
>>750932573The post is real, the name was predicted in 2021
>>750932610Someone arrest this fucking madman!
>>750930762sorry, they are too popular among nord women
Any news about where it'll take place
I wanted Skyrim 2… what is this? A spinoff?
>>750916218You're the one making a thread about it.
>Subtitle name is a small-ish kingdom in Hammerfell and its associated cityAre they rescaling the game world or something? Was the whole province too big?
>>750932613bro you can throw any known city name. he probably made a version of that post with every single one.
>>750916527>implying its going to have more than 12 hours of contentlmao
